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What should you do when you turn 30?	Open a porn shop called The Original Sage...
Every (sentient) thing you have drawn in your entire life has spontaneously apperead exactly 1 mile away from you, and they are now coming to kill you. how long do you expect to live?	I used to draw a character I named ‘Chainsaw Bill’, so this is not going to be ending well….
What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve seen in a video game?	south park stick of truth there's a level where your a rat crawling around in a mans asshole
Who could die right now and change the course of earth forever?	Mitch McConnnell
What's your favorite mating pattern?	Sex position?
Which is your favorite Call of Duty Game of all time and why?	mw2 the gameplay was great and i actually used to play video games more when it came out
What female vocalist has the most “beautiful” voice?	Adele
From your point of view.. which character have the most tragic story?	Black Widow, she's a lady but can't have children. Can you think of a more tragic and dehumanizing backstory?! (/s)
Fellas, when was the first time you got your ass kicked? Did you ever end up getting a rematch?	While training in MMA. Someone asked if I wanted to spar. I agreed and they beat the shit out of me. I was completely unprepared
People who use light mode, why?	I have my phone set to light mode during the day and dark mode once the sun sets. It’s pretty neat to see the change
Change one letter in a TV show’s title. What’s the new plot?	TransFarmers: A reality show where lucky contestants see who can embrace the down-home lifestyle and grow award-winning crops, while still continuing their gender affirmation process.
What impact do you think the full moon has on human behavior?	I just assume that correlation is that before electricity, a full moon meant you could be outside at night and still see enough to get into mischief.
If you could change the name of one person in history (making sure its not controversial), What will be your action?	Change name of first man on moon to anus
When women watch porn do they mind if there is other women in the porn?	Makes it better ;)
You own a restaurant and Gordon Ramsey walks in, what do you do?	serve him the worst food in the menu
What's the worst rollercoaster you have been on?	Love
How do you deal with seniors at work, when they make it a point to be an asshole to you?	It's okay, they'll be dead soon. They just want attention.
How can one induce a coma upon themselves?	Bruh wut
Who remembers being in their mothers womb?	literally nobody
What’s it called when you have too many aliens?	An open immigration policy
Where would be a good place to watch a horror movie and why?	In a abandoned shed or Hopital
What weird thing do you do in the shower?	Put my arm against my body horizontally to collect water in the "trough" and then release it so it all hits the floor at once and makes a satisfying SLAP sound.
Which YouTube channel deserves more publicity?	Wendigoon
What villain is actually just broken, and not evil?	Dr.Doofenshmeerts or something, I stil remember that from Phineas And Ferb because he was a good boy with a realy bad family
What is the weirdest thing you've masturbated to? Why did you do it?	A pair of sea urchin decorations that looked like a butt. I was a young teenager in the middle of no where on a trip, it was the only thing there!
When Van Halen recorded (Oh) Pretty Woman, why did they leave out the bridge?	I remember reading an interview with Eddie where he said they fucked up on that.
What is a life changing amount of money to you?	10k
What is the grossest family guy episode?	When they are all puking endlessly
How do you make sure your mouse trap works?	i make sure your hand is in it
People who don’t take their leftovers home from restaurants, why?	I won't eat it later
Your username is your cause of death, how did you go?	Oh no…
What's the craziest thing that happened when you were home alone?	Earthquake, caught me naked, middle of the night
Over the years what has been your favourite pair of trainers that you no longer own?	When I was 15 ( I'm 36 now) I owned a pair of blue Air max 97's that I use to wear with everything. I begged my mum to buy them for me, at the time they were £110. Till this day that feeling I felt walking home with those in the bag has never been replicated. I wore those into the ground and ended up having a few colours as I got a job at 16 and went a little mental but nothing was better then the blue ones.
Which artist(s) from the 21th century has the best songwriting skills?	Hozier, in my opinion.
[Serious] You are a chess Grandmaster. Someone equally as brilliant as you eventually has to face you. But you learn that they come from a poor background, and the prize money could get them and their loved ones out. Would you lose on purpose so they could have the money? Why, why not?	A chess grandmaster never play soft against another grandmaster.
How do you guys deal with a severe nostalgia that makes your heart break?	cry. booze. repeat.
what is the best example of toxic positivity?	The idea that with enough effort anyone can do anything. As much as we want that to be true it's not and can make people feel like failures for something that's outside their control.
Is it possible to dismantle a imperialst self serving government peacefully? If so how?	By denying the violence to make it appear as if it’s being done peacefully
You’re on death row with execution set for tomorrow. What’s your final meal request?	homemade mac and cheese!!!!!
What can be found in your nightstand?	Water. Stay hydrated, you beautiful bastards.
What is your deepest secret?	I ate a crayon in kindergarten, and I don’t think it ever left my system.
Being as stereotypical as possible what do you eat in your country?	I just insist on putting bacon on everything.
You're permanently inserted into your last sex. How much sex are you sexing?	infinitely fingered
What's the first thing you think about, when you think about "America"?	Freedom 🇺🇸
What's something society sees as normal that you absolutely hate?	Not being able to tell customers they're wrong.
People who use turn lanes to speed around other cars at intersections, what did you do with your extra two seconds?	This is so funny
The last movie you watched is now your life. What movie and which character you would be for the rest of the time?	Boogie Nights. Alfred Molina in a bath robe singing jesses girl
Why do you think cops are saying that low morale and department scrutiny are driving them away from the job?	Because people are mad at police in general. The reasons they have low morale are valid, but they are both the cause and the cure for the issues that got is here.
What is something you can only do as a child you wish you took advantage of?	used to touch my aunt big ass I wish had done even more
What can be the worst movie ever?	Fateful Findings by the great Neil Breen. It really is so terrible that it crosses back into being good though…
What have you come to realize about most people on tinder?	They’re single.
People that were born in a cult? What was it like? How did you free yourself?	Do Mormons count?
To those of you who are over 18 on r/teenagers, why?	TBF, 19 is still a teenager...
What is the purpose of our life and how can we be happy?	The purpose of my life is: to be the best father, husband, provider I can be. Happiness comes from within when you dedicate your life to something truly valuable
How did you find out that it was one sided Love?	"I'm going out with you best friend this weekend."
What is a surprising thing you recently learned about your body?	Apples aren't supposed to numb your mouth and swell your throat
Your username is an insult, what is it?	You’re a roach, and u look like wiz khalifa.
What did you not learn until you were older that completely changed your perspective on a person or event from when you were a child?	I didn't discover until recently that there was a post credits scene in the first Fast and Furious
Why can’t no soap be 100% proven to remove bacteria? Why 99.9%?	Liability
You are at home, the zombie apocalypse has started and you only have time to grab yourself a weapon to defend yourself before you are forced to leave. What weapon do you bring?	Deez Nuts
When doing laundry do you mix your towels in with your clothes? Or do you wash them separately?	Single male, everything goes in together, pointless separating as it would be quarter loads tops.
Musicians that once played large arenas or stadiums, how does it feel when you downsize to smaller venues like fairs and casinos due to lower demand/popularity?	It’s a shock to the ego.
What fact are you absolutely sick of hearing about?	For me it is that McDonald's is really a real estate company rather than a food business. This must be known by every MBA and MBA wanna be. I have heard it from six people on three continents.
Egg salad is still chicken salad if you think about….right? Why or why not?	Screw you for making me think about this.
What TV show do you wish you could be on?	Family feud
What would be better for humanity than a selfish will to explore the cosmos?	Will to fight climate change and decreasing pollution
If there was one item that would be the only thing you own what would that item be?	My soul
What is the most paranormal thing you have ever experienced if any?	i heard this strange sound once then later realized it was a queef
What era of fashion is your favorite?	Whatever era was everyone in pajama bottoms and a t-shirt 24/7
What operation did you have that ended with an outcome that wasn't from the goal of the surgery?	When I was about thirteen, I started showing a lot of signs of appendicitis. Once they opened me up, they found that I swallowed one of the brackets from my braces, and it had been tearing little holes in my intestines as it was passing through me. They ended up taking my totally fine appendix out for free while they were digging around in me.
What's the best name for a dog?	Pupperoni
Do you think it’s weird for an ugly person to be confident? Why or why not?	What?
What's the first name of your worst regret/missed opportunity, and what happened?	Natalia. She is really beautiful and we vibed instantly went on a couple dates, shared countless moments with each other and then summer came and we couldn’t make time to hang out once the new school year came we were distant and she eventually had got into a relationship. Now she’s a successful model and still keep in touch every now and then.
When did you realise you were in a toxic relationship?	When I’d give into what he wanted sexually so that he wouldn’t leave me
When was the last time you were truly scared?	I'll start, I am now. My state has gone into lockdown, and my grandma is mentally ill which is putting a lot of stress on my mum.
What was the last book you read?	The Jungle
Many women hate getting hit on. Where are all the women-only night clubs and bars like the female-only health clubs?	Gone, in fact there's only something like 7 or 8 lesbian bars left in the united states
What is a NSFW thing that you were definitely not supposed to see?	Was copying some films off a colleagues hardrive and discovered that one of their movie folders was full of nudes of them and their girlfriend. Didn't see much before getting the hell out of there but some things get burned onto the retinas. Totally sure it wasn't deliberate on their part. 10 years later and we are still friends (no longer colleagues) and, unsurprisingly, I've never mentioned it.
Why do you think some guys are so agressive and demanding on dating apps?	Because they think being an alpha is a real thing.
Which superhero should be a supervillain and vice versa?	Batman should become evil
What makes you feel empowered?	Full shower. All the crevices
What can you not live without?	Oxygen.
What is your greatest SIN?	According to Christians not accepting christ. So 😎 ladies im a bad boy
Which is the most strange conversation you ever overheard?	“the first date went great, she literally twisted my cock and balls into a balloon poodle dude”
It's 1990, where are you?	Dads Balls
What would you change ?	I’d make the world a little nicer
What do you miss about your old self?	Being able to play video games all night
People whose proposal(s) have been rejected, what happened? How did you get past it?	You don’t really. What happens is enough time passes and you forget. Best thing to do is keep busy with something else.
What age did you move out of your parents house?	24 when I could afford to buy my dream apartment, worth it
[Serious] Which current non influential country do you expect to prosper on the world stage in the next decade and why?	I'm Brazilian so I know it won't be Brazil👍
What is the worst thing you had to pretend to not hear/see?	a friend of mine’s had a wardrobe malfunction and for a good second i saw her boob and i felt so embarrassed i looked away and acted like i didn’t even see anything until my cousin (f) told her about it a second later and she said “luckily nobody saw”... i didn’t know how to even bring it up if i was to
What bad guys wear yellow?	The henchmen of THE MONARCH!
What makes time move faster than normal for you?	Break time at work... Or anything I enjoy
If ghosts are real, why are there no ghost reports from places like Auschwitz?	You will never see any hi def footage of ghosts because they don't exist
Have you ever been caught talking to yourself in public, what were you saying?	I was arguing with myself. My voices were telling me that I was alright. I disagreed with my voices.
What was actually a good song before it got overplayed too much?	Redbone was fantastic
Those who have interacted with murderers, before they became murderers, what’s your story?	Well, it's funny you should ask me this. Back in Lake Zurich Illinois I used to work in the restaurant industry but I had a side hustle at a local gas station. There were oil change and automotive places in a strip mall across the parking lot. This one Grease Monkey used to come in and he would go to the refrigerated section and pull out big quarts of French vanilla, or Irish cream coffee creamer and he would drink it! I said hey you know that's for putting in coffee right? He would shrug at me and say that he liked it and keep chugging. Besides that you could tell just by talking to him that he wasn't quite right in the head. He was just oh, I don't know a little funny in the head.* that's an homage to dr. Strangelove* this guy's girlfriend apparently was cheating on him and he saw her at a gas station with another man the man was pumping fuel into his car. The Grease Monkey became enraged and he drove his hopped up Ford Mustang and smashed into the car and the girl and the guy. He killed that girl. F****** weirdo
Tedditors who have had a crush this past year. How has your progress been to dating her?	Girlfriend has been getting in the way :/
Tom Hiddleston knew what he was doing when he knelt in front of Lady Sif. Yes or no? Why?	He... he just got kneed in the balls 10 seconds ago
People who think it's gay to not wash your ass or just don't do wash it, why?	Just don't wash it with a dick and it won't be gay.

What should you do when you turn 30?

Open a porn shop called The Original Sage...

Every (sentient) thing you have drawn in your entire life has spontaneously apperead exactly 1 mile away from you, and they are now coming to kill you. how long do you expect to live?

I used to draw a character I named ‘Chainsaw Bill’, so this is not going to be ending well….

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve seen in a video game?

south park stick of truth there's a level where your a rat crawling around in a mans asshole

Who could die right now and change the course of earth forever?

Mitch McConnnell

What's your favorite mating pattern?

Sex position?

Which is your favorite Call of Duty Game of all time and why?

mw2 the gameplay was great and i actually used to play video games more when it came out

What female vocalist has the most “beautiful” voice?

Adele

From your point of view.. which character have the most tragic story?

Black Widow, she's a lady but can't have children. Can you think of a more tragic and dehumanizing backstory?! (/s)

Fellas, when was the first time you got your ass kicked? Did you ever end up getting a rematch?

While training in MMA. Someone asked if I wanted to spar. I agreed and they beat the shit out of me. I was completely unprepared

People who use light mode, why?

I have my phone set to light mode during the day and dark mode once the sun sets. It’s pretty neat to see the change

Change one letter in a TV show’s title. What’s the new plot?

TransFarmers: A reality show where lucky contestants see who can embrace the down-home lifestyle and grow award-winning crops, while still continuing their gender affirmation process.

What impact do you think the full moon has on human behavior?

I just assume that correlation is that before electricity, a full moon meant you could be outside at night and still see enough to get into mischief.

If you could change the name of one person in history (making sure its not controversial), What will be your action?

Change name of first man on moon to anus

When women watch porn do they mind if there is other women in the porn?

Makes it better ;)

You own a restaurant and Gordon Ramsey walks in, what do you do?

serve him the worst food in the menu

What's the worst rollercoaster you have been on?

Love

How do you deal with seniors at work, when they make it a point to be an asshole to you?

It's okay, they'll be dead soon. They just want attention.

How can one induce a coma upon themselves?

Bruh wut

Who remembers being in their mothers womb?

literally nobody

What’s it called when you have too many aliens?

An open immigration policy

Where would be a good place to watch a horror movie and why?

In a abandoned shed or Hopital

What weird thing do you do in the shower?

Put my arm against my body horizontally to collect water in the "trough" and then release it so it all hits the floor at once and makes a satisfying SLAP sound.

Which YouTube channel deserves more publicity?

Wendigoon

What villain is actually just broken, and not evil?

Dr.Doofenshmeerts or something, I stil remember that from Phineas And Ferb because he was a good boy with a realy bad family

What is the weirdest thing you've masturbated to? Why did you do it?

A pair of sea urchin decorations that looked like a butt. I was a young teenager in the middle of no where on a trip, it was the only thing there!

When Van Halen recorded (Oh) Pretty Woman, why did they leave out the bridge?

I remember reading an interview with Eddie where he said they fucked up on that.

What is a life changing amount of money to you?

10k

What is the grossest family guy episode?

When they are all puking endlessly

How do you make sure your mouse trap works?

i make sure your hand is in it

People who don’t take their leftovers home from restaurants, why?

I won't eat it later

Your username is your cause of death, how did you go?

Oh no…

What's the craziest thing that happened when you were home alone?

Earthquake, caught me naked, middle of the night

Over the years what has been your favourite pair of trainers that you no longer own?

When I was 15 ( I'm 36 now) I owned a pair of blue Air max 97's that I use to wear with everything. I begged my mum to buy them for me, at the time they were £110. Till this day that feeling I felt walking home with those in the bag has never been replicated. I wore those into the ground and ended up having a few colours as I got a job at 16 and went a little mental but nothing was better then the blue ones.

Which artist(s) from the 21th century has the best songwriting skills?

Hozier, in my opinion.

[Serious] You are a chess Grandmaster. Someone equally as brilliant as you eventually has to face you. But you learn that they come from a poor background, and the prize money could get them and their loved ones out. Would you lose on purpose so they could have the money? Why, why not?

A chess grandmaster never play soft against another grandmaster.

How do you guys deal with a severe nostalgia that makes your heart break?

cry. booze. repeat.

what is the best example of toxic positivity?

The idea that with enough effort anyone can do anything. As much as we want that to be true it's not and can make people feel like failures for something that's outside their control.

Is it possible to dismantle a imperialst self serving government peacefully? If so how?

By denying the violence to make it appear as if it’s being done peacefully

You’re on death row with execution set for tomorrow. What’s your final meal request?

homemade mac and cheese!!!!!

What can be found in your nightstand?

Water. Stay hydrated, you beautiful bastards.

What is your deepest secret?

I ate a crayon in kindergarten, and I don’t think it ever left my system.

Being as stereotypical as possible what do you eat in your country?

I just insist on putting bacon on everything.

You're permanently inserted into your last sex. How much sex are you sexing?

infinitely fingered

What's the first thing you think about, when you think about "America"?

Freedom 🇺🇸

What's something society sees as normal that you absolutely hate?

Not being able to tell customers they're wrong.

People who use turn lanes to speed around other cars at intersections, what did you do with your extra two seconds?

This is so funny

The last movie you watched is now your life. What movie and which character you would be for the rest of the time?

Boogie Nights. Alfred Molina in a bath robe singing jesses girl

Why do you think cops are saying that low morale and department scrutiny are driving them away from the job?

Because people are mad at police in general. The reasons they have low morale are valid, but they are both the cause and the cure for the issues that got is here.

What is something you can only do as a child you wish you took advantage of?

used to touch my aunt big ass I wish had done even more

What can be the worst movie ever?

Fateful Findings by the great Neil Breen. It really is so terrible that it crosses back into being good though…

What have you come to realize about most people on tinder?

They’re single.

People that were born in a cult? What was it like? How did you free yourself?

Do Mormons count?

To those of you who are over 18 on r/teenagers, why?

TBF, 19 is still a teenager...

What is the purpose of our life and how can we be happy?

The purpose of my life is: to be the best father, husband, provider I can be. Happiness comes from within when you dedicate your life to something truly valuable

How did you find out that it was one sided Love?

"I'm going out with you best friend this weekend."

What is a surprising thing you recently learned about your body?

Apples aren't supposed to numb your mouth and swell your throat

Your username is an insult, what is it?

You’re a roach, *and* u look like wiz khalifa.

What did you not learn until you were older that completely changed your perspective on a person or event from when you were a child?

I didn't discover until recently that there was a post credits scene in the first Fast and Furious

Why can’t no soap be 100% proven to remove bacteria? Why 99.9%?

Liability

You are at home, the zombie apocalypse has started and you only have time to grab yourself a weapon to defend yourself before you are forced to leave. What weapon do you bring?

Deez Nuts

When doing laundry do you mix your towels in with your clothes? Or do you wash them separately?

Single male, everything goes in together, pointless separating as it would be quarter loads tops.

Musicians that once played large arenas or stadiums, how does it feel when you downsize to smaller venues like fairs and casinos due to lower demand/popularity?

It’s a shock to the ego.

What fact are you absolutely sick of hearing about?

For me it is that McDonald's is really a real estate company rather than a food business. This must be known by every MBA and MBA wanna be. I have heard it from six people on three continents.

Egg salad is still chicken salad if you think about….right? Why or why not?

Screw you for making me think about this.

What TV show do you wish you could be on?

Family feud

What would be better for humanity than a selfish will to explore the cosmos?

Will to fight climate change and decreasing pollution

If there was one item that would be the only thing you own what would that item be?

My soul

What is the most paranormal thing you have ever experienced if any?

i heard this strange sound once then later realized it was a queef

What era of fashion is your favorite?

Whatever era was everyone in pajama bottoms and a t-shirt 24/7

What operation did you have that ended with an outcome that wasn't from the goal of the surgery?

When I was about thirteen, I started showing a lot of signs of appendicitis. Once they opened me up, they found that I swallowed one of the brackets from my braces, and it had been tearing little holes in my intestines as it was passing through me. They ended up taking my totally fine appendix out for free while they were digging around in me.

What's the best name for a dog?

Pupperoni

Do you think it’s weird for an ugly person to be confident? Why or why not?

What?

What's the first name of your worst regret/missed opportunity, and what happened?

Natalia. She is really beautiful and we vibed instantly went on a couple dates, shared countless moments with each other and then summer came and we couldn’t make time to hang out once the new school year came we were distant and she eventually had got into a relationship. Now she’s a successful model and still keep in touch every now and then.

When did you realise you were in a toxic relationship?

When I’d give into what he wanted sexually so that he wouldn’t leave me

When was the last time you were truly scared?

I'll start, I am now. My state has gone into lockdown, and my grandma is mentally ill which is putting a lot of stress on my mum.

What was the last book you read?

The Jungle

Many women hate getting hit on. Where are all the women-only night clubs and bars like the female-only health clubs?

Gone, in fact there's only something like 7 or 8 lesbian bars left in the united states

What is a NSFW thing that you were definitely not supposed to see?

Was copying some films off a colleagues hardrive and discovered that one of their movie folders was full of nudes of them and their girlfriend. Didn't see much before getting the hell out of there but some things get burned onto the retinas. Totally sure it wasn't deliberate on their part. 10 years later and we are still friends (no longer colleagues) and, unsurprisingly, I've never mentioned it.

Why do you think some guys are so agressive and demanding on dating apps?

Because they think being an alpha is a real thing.

Which superhero should be a supervillain and vice versa?

Batman should become evil

What makes you feel empowered?

Full shower. All the crevices

What can you not live without?

Oxygen.

What is your greatest SIN?

According to Christians not accepting christ. So 😎 ladies im a bad boy

Which is the most strange conversation you ever overheard?

“the first date went great, she literally twisted my cock and balls into a balloon poodle dude”

It's 1990, where are you?

Dads Balls

What would you change ?

I’d make the world a little nicer

What do you miss about your old self?

Being able to play video games all night

People whose proposal(s) have been rejected, what happened? How did you get past it?

You don’t really. What happens is enough time passes and you forget. Best thing to do is keep busy with something else.

What age did you move out of your parents house?

24 when I could afford to buy my dream apartment, worth it

[Serious] Which current non influential country do you expect to prosper on the world stage in the next decade and why?

I'm Brazilian so I know it won't be Brazil👍

What is the worst thing you had to pretend to not hear/see?

a friend of mine’s had a wardrobe malfunction and for a good second i saw her boob and i felt so embarrassed i looked away and acted like i didn’t even see anything until my cousin (f) told her about it a second later and she said “luckily nobody saw”... i didn’t know how to even bring it up if i was to

What bad guys wear yellow?

The henchmen of THE MONARCH!

What makes time move faster than normal for you?

Break time at work... Or anything I enjoy

If ghosts are real, why are there no ghost reports from places like Auschwitz?

You will never see any hi def footage of ghosts because they don't exist

Have you ever been caught talking to yourself in public, what were you saying?

I was arguing with myself. My voices were telling me that I was alright. I disagreed with my voices.

What was actually a good song before it got overplayed too much?

Redbone was fantastic

Those who have interacted with murderers, before they became murderers, what’s your story?

Well, it's funny you should ask me this. Back in Lake Zurich Illinois I used to work in the restaurant industry but I had a side hustle at a local gas station. There were oil change and automotive places in a strip mall across the parking lot. This one Grease Monkey used to come in and he would go to the refrigerated section and pull out big quarts of French vanilla, or Irish cream coffee creamer and he would drink it! I said hey you know that's for putting in coffee right? He would shrug at me and say that he liked it and keep chugging. Besides that you could tell just by talking to him that he wasn't quite right in the head. He was just oh, I don't know a little funny in the head.* that's an homage to dr. Strangelove* this guy's girlfriend apparently was cheating on him and he saw her at a gas station with another man the man was pumping fuel into his car. The Grease Monkey became enraged and he drove his hopped up Ford Mustang and smashed into the car and the girl and the guy. He killed that girl. F****** weirdo

Tedditors who have had a crush this past year. How has your progress been to dating her?

Girlfriend has been getting in the way :/

Tom Hiddleston knew what he was doing when he knelt in front of Lady Sif. Yes or no? Why?

He... he just got kneed in the balls 10 seconds ago

People who think it's gay to not wash your ass or just don't do wash it, why?

Just don't wash it with a dick and it won't be gay.