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What event did you attend that made you wish you should’ve stayed home?
Prom
You're stuck forever in the last movie or show you watched, what's your life like?
spirited away
How often do you wash your shoes?
Never
What is something that u regret googling?
sounding
What would you say is your moral alignment?
Chaotic Good. The cowards and the brittle spirits think I’m chaotic neutral, but that’s because they are too lame to pay attention to context
What do you do when insomnia strikes?
Not sleep
What's the worst thing about the social networks?
* Mis/Dis-information * Clout Chasing * Dependency on likes instead of the thirst to learn * Thirst Traps
What film or TV relationship has ZERO chemistry or makes absolutely no sense?
Padme and Anakin Neo and Trinity
What's the tiktok where the guy does minecraft parkour and asks mind blowing questions?
GabeSweats?
When was a time someone spoke in a language they thought you couldn’t understand, but you completely understood them?
My parents speaking English (we're Swedes) so that me and my little brother wouldn't know what they were saying. Little did they know that my 6-7 year old self had picked up quite a lot.
What is one thing that no matter what happens, you will not go near?
Closed spaces, particularly those crawl-and-squeeze-to-get-in caves. Nu-huh, FUCK (and I can't stress this enough) that shit.
What advice can you give to someone who wants to learn your language?
Learn the difference between "bruh" and "bro"..
What is your favorite episode of any Star Trek series and why?
TNG Best of Both Worlds I, the season 3 finale. I recall lively being really, really frustrated after that cliffhanger because the show had finally and unexpectedly gotten damn good. And next season was suddenly very far away.....
What operating systems use Linux kernel??
Linux
You are in the last anime you watched. What is the plan,and what anime was it?
I'm a quirkless nobody. Gotta get a job and hope Idon't get vaporised or slaughtered by some villian. Mha
Your ex mistakenly deposits $10,000 into your account and wants it back, what do you do?
I’d give her back 9,999.98. Why? Because Taking it is thievery but I also know she wouldn’t want my 2 cents
What are some things you love that no one else knows about?
... can’t tell. Then everyone would know!
Who’s the skinny Chinese kid with the bad hair cut and Harry Potter spectacles standing behind Adam Silver after the Bucks won tonight?
Why you looking at kids?
What’s worse? One shot of Vodka a day, or 7 shots of Vodka every Saturday?
One shot of vodka a day. You won't even get drunk off that.
What's your go-to song when you're feeling sad?
Wrap me in plastic or in some cases So Am I
What's that one thing about your partner that you utterly adore ?
They cost me next to nothing, don't make me compromise, give me the entire bed, and more. ^I'm ^single ^whoops
What is the dumbest thing you know?
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
How do you approach or help a grieving friend?
I've found that the best approach, in my opinion, is offering help and then giving them space. Followed by periodically checking in. The person grieving may open up immediately. Or, they may be stubborn and closed off but could open up with some light prompting. It depends on the individual, so my answer tends to be a bit more safe.
People without an internal monologue, how do you answer thought provoking questions such as 'is euthanasia morally acceptable' and then come to a definitive answer?
My inner monologue speaks only in hyperbole.
What is your must have item that no one else really uses?
Common sense
What’s the most challenging thing you’ve ever done?
Finding a livable wage job in California. It’s practically impossible.
Did you ever accidentally hurt someone, what happened?
When I was in drumline, we were all playing tackle football without any kind of protective equipment (because we were dumb high-school kids, see: redundant). I picked up a dude, slammed him and broke his collar bone. He couldn’t march for 6 weeks.
What the hell happened to country music?
Computers happened and the singers stopped being sad.
If you could make a wish that randomly affects 70% of the world's population, but not you, what would you choose?
70 percent of people gone...
If Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, who is the Queen of Pop?
Madonna
What was the negative experience of your childhood left a big emotional mark on you?
Kidnapped by a relative
What novel did you read during quarantine?
Snowcrash it was pretty good
How often do y'all have visions while trying to sleep?
I lack the powers of the Mind Stone to have a Vision
Why do you support the gang culture if you believe BLM and and slavery is bad?
??????
people who still wear masks: why?
Because studies show they're at least a bit effective at avoiding contracting covid, and more effective at avoiding spread if I'm pre/asymptomatic or have symptoms. (Droplets n stuff :D) That, and I've not had a cold or other illness like that for well over a year. That's a win for me, fuck anyone who wants me to have more hay fever for no reason.
What insect would you not mind seeing go extinct today?
Mosquitoes
You can curse your enemies with minor inconveniences! How do you torment them?
Every left click of every mouse you ever own for 6 months is now a right click. Every right click is still a right click. Only to the most evil of them.
If you could be any kitchen utensil, what would you be, and why?
Tongs. I just wanna lift people up
If you had $100,000 extra, what would you do?
invest it
From witch continent you are and how do you identify female/male or man/women and why ?
If I were to visit the witch continent could I learn to brew potions in a cauldron?
What's the Sci-Fi feature you think is real?
3D printing is like sci fi nanotech
What is this nicest thing you can do for a stranger in 5 seconds?
Kiss the back of their necks and put a hard boiled egg in their pocket
What do you think of the “stop giving a fuck” strategy when it comes to talking to crushes?
I think just being honest is better. I mean, their human beings, not psychological experiments where you have to trick them into feeling to doing something.
People who work in the food industry, what was the most specific thing someone has ordered?
Gluten, soy, latex, nightshade, corn, trans fat allergy
What rhythm game is the best?
Beat Saber
You walk into a room and all of your exes are there, how screwed are you?
Not at all, I don’t have any!
Which superheroes have the coolest outfits?
Hard to top Bat nipples.
What celebrity do you find creepy, but other people don't seem to?
James Franco.
(serious) what are ways to deal with emotional baggage from a past relationship?
open and honest communication
How do you stop regretting that you wasted your 20s and the way you spent years being depressed doing nothing?
realize u can as easily waste ur 30's if dont start now
What's the hardest thing you've ever had to say to someone?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
You're given one chance to play the most beautiful song in a magical set of speakers to enchant the whole world. What song do you play?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA...
Alcoholics, when did you realize you had a problem with alcohol? What kind of routine were you in?
When my Grandma pulled me to the side and said she was really worried about my drinking habits. I knew I was drinking more than I ever had but I didn’t think it was serious enough to where other people noticed it. I also saw a change in myself, I used to be a really goofy/happy drunk but after a while I started to become really mean/angry and remind myself of other alcoholic family members. I also was struggling with high blood pressure/swelling (I’m only 24, never had that issue prior) and when I would stop drinking I’d get severely depressed/anxious and miss work (unusual for me). I was at a point where I was buying a bottle of tequila and a couple beers or whatever every single day. Finally managed to get a decent grip on it with the help of a therapist.
What's the weirdest plot point to a movie without saying the name of the movie?
Dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
What is the best thing you bought online that actually useful?
Ham radio
What’s a secrets you won’t tell anyone, something you’d kept till the grave?
If I wouldn't tell anyone, why would I post it here? Think, McFly, think!
To non Asian users: What do you admire most about Asia?
I recently learned that China played a rather large part in WWII and fought with the allies and also lost 14 million people in the process. I just found that to be very interesting since you never hear about their involvement
For those of you on the spectrum, what would you like people to understand about autism?
Stop believing stereotypes. I hate dogs. I’m an extreme extrovert. The only thing I have in common with the stereotypes is I’m a white male. Autism comes in every color and every gender and again it’s a spectrum. Some don’t speak. Some love animals. Some hate animals. Some love speaking. Personal experiences can shape of some this too. When you have met one person with autism you have only met one person with autism. I get really really offended when people are shocked that I have it. The stereotypes are not true!
Is existence about human life pointless? Why?
There is no meaning to life apart from the one that you as an individual entity decide to give it. If you do not know how to do that get on learning how to do that.
For those that support pro choice for women, do you support financial abortion for men? If not, why not?
If a woman can choose without the fathers approval, then the father should be able to opt out of paying child support.
Lets assume god creates a special heaven for everyone, what would yours be ?
A land where I can eat endlessly, whatever I want, without gaining a pound
What are your methods for shutting down an incompetent alpha leader?
By being a competent alpha leader
(Serious) What’s a good and safe way to distract yourself from your thoughts?
Workout and listen to some music
What type of food is your country famous for?
HOT DOGS AND HAMBERGERS
What do you love about yourself?
MY OUT GOING PERSANALITY
If you were a student who was excelling in you studies and another student in your class who was struggling asked if you would be willing to tutor them for a generous hourly salary, would you do it? Why, why not?
No. I'd offer to help cause I needed friends. Assuming this was high school. In college, I'd tell them to go to the study lab to help. I got paid by the school to work there. But it was free to students.
People who don't live in Antarctica, what do you think of Antarctica?
The smartest place in the world cause it is only populated by scientist.
Which so called 'company values' do people in your workplace always violate?
The “no verbal harassment clause.” Looking at you, Big T, little odd. (Todd’s a dick).
What makes you fall in love with someone?
Intellegence. Especially because I'm stupid
You have a 10,000,000 budget to make a high quality hit movie. But, the name is after you, and so with the plot. What is your movie?
I was going to say 10,000,000 is not enough to make a high quality hit movie but then I read the second half. Going to be a cheap ass movie if it has to be about me.
If there were therapists who treat annoyingly upbeat and optimistic people like they do with depressed people, how would they bring them down a notch?
Why would they want to do that? Why are you feeling annoyed by others' positivity?
How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?
We are borg. You will be assimilated!
What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?
It feels like the riskiest thing I’ve ever done is come out but in reality it’s probably something dumb and mundane like driving tired
What’s something you need to get off you chest?
I'm secretly in love with OP.
You get to have sex with anyone. Who is it?
I also choose this guy’s dead wife. Edit: word
Who’s your favorite Scooby Doo villain and why?
There was this one villian, I forget the name... But they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for Scooby and the gang
What particular dish makes you salivate the most, and why?
Butter chicken
What is a really obvious thing you only realised recently?
Life is really very short.
What confuses/annoys you about the English language?
You can read read as read and read as read
What song/band changed your life?
Linkin Park
What do fish find most attractive in a man?
Their strong fishing pole
Nowadays many people find it difficult to get a job because there are only a few offices or any kind of job that requires people to work, how do you think this can be solved?
Universal Income would help for sure. This pandemic was (for my country) an unofficial test for it. With 2000$ a month I managed to conduct my own business and pull in around 100k this year (not counting that income). If I didn't have the 2k a month I'd have gotten desperate, I'd either be working a minimum wage job in order to survive or I'd be homeless. Either one would be benefitting society less than what I am doing now. That 100k is going into stocks, which helps the economy, consumer goods, which helps the economy, and looking at starting another business which, you guessed it, helps the economy.
What is your Favorite Aircraft?
A-10 Warthog
What is something that you find weird, but others find cool ?
Going to the disco, using drugs, getting drunk...
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of your country?
Barbecues kangaroos and alcohol
What is the best thing a $50 amazon gift card can buy?
Zubits and a wireless phone charger. Both will last many years.
Someone put a bounty on you. What will your price be, and what are you wanted for?
$3.25 Mole molestation.
How does your family or culture view or treat death? Is it integrated in or seen as very taboo?
I am an American Italian/Portuguese person with an intense fear of dying and am uncomfortable with death. Usually cultures have some spiritual or interesting background that shows their care for the dead and treat death as an extension of life itself. I have found nothing in Italian culture and have little access to my Portuguese culture to find anything about how we act about death and dying and its relation to life. I want to learn about other cultures and areas of the worlds way of celebrating or accepting the afterlife
What’s so special about Porsche cars?
Porsche is known for their quality, keeping classic looks, and cheap speed (especially in the 80's).
What lies do you enjoy hearing?
"You're smart."
You have your perfect home…what does it have?
Not too big for easy maintenance but it has a music studio and workshop. Lots of windows, fireplace and windows with a view. Tall ceilings and lots of real wood. Property is isolated, in the woods, but not to far of a drive to a city.
Can someone describe what kimchi tastes like, to someone who had never ever eaten it, please?
Spicy sauerkraut
What one thing you don’t like about yourself and what are you willing to do to change it?
Being on the autism spectrum. Haha, change it, good one.
What Is the Best Way to Fall Asleep Fast?
You didn't ask about anything natural, like melatonin, so I'm gonna say alcohol
Who was is Paris?
OP, go suck a fuck
How do you help someone through rehab as their friend, other than advising them to get help?
Keep an eye on them if they get tempted to get back to their habits just remind them why theyre doing it.
What is something you really wish you’d known in your early twenties?
Financial skills
What is the worst food of all time?
Surstromming Rotten fish in a tin.
What is the scariest scene that isn't in a horror movie ?
"Tell em Large Marge sent ya!"
What is it like to live in Maine? Is it even a real place?
Monsters. Monsters everywhere.