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What is the best movie thats based of a book?
Shawshank
What is your favorite cereal combo?
I don't know if you mean a combination of two cereals or how I like to eat cereal. I don't eat it anymore but I used to love Wheaties with banana slices and broken up walnuts.
If you're someone who wants to wear skirts more often but don't, what's stopping you from doing so?
My balls smell to much and everyone notices
What is your most googled word?
How
Who is your favorite YouTube?
Vlog creations
(Serious) What’s the best thing to say to someone who has deeply hurt your feelings?
I think that seriously depends on the situation. When my friend hurt my feelings to the point where I didn’t think I could continue the friendship, I said “I no longer want to continue this friendship, I wish you the best, but what you have done is something I cannot get over”. Another thing I’ve said is “that sincerely hurt my feelings, and it does not matter if you did not mean to, what matters is you did and I am valid for feeling that way.” Can you tell I’m a psych major?
What’s the most spectacular way you’ve seen someone burn their life to the ground?
Seen a woman lose everything in a year on meth. From being married, mother and a goddess to life on streets or shacking up for drugs.
What is your favourite song that you can listen to over and over?
Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie
What’s something that was going post to be awesome that turned out terrible?
i wouldnt say terrible. but i went fishing with my bois a few weeks ago. and like, not a single damn fish in 6 hours
How do you deal with insults to your appearance?
I vibe, but then cry inside.
What is your opinion on sex workers?
2 consenting adults can do whatever they want with eachother, even fuck for money, banning it is an attack on freedom
What are things you wish AI voice control could do for you that are reasonable?
Understand me the first time
How do you fight your anxiety ?
Physical exercise
What is the difference between anxiety and fear?
Fear is a physiological response to immediate perceived dangers. Anxiety is fear when there’s no danger.
What’s your favorite sport to watch with friends/family?
football, watching the champions league with my best friend makes me happy
Happily married folks, how did you know that your spouse was the one?
I knew it on first eye contact. Life circumstances caused it to be two years to the day we first locked eyes with each other (he was passing by with some of his friends, tripped over the sidewalk while looking back at me, and was too embarrassed to come back after that) before I walked into his life quite by surprise. I recognized him the moment I saw him and this time life circumstances were just right.
Most of us know of the famous horse head scene from the movie ‘The Godfather’. What would be an equally compelling message someone could send to you to convince you that that mean business?
A severed penis
Whats the dumbest lie you ever told? Why?
Decided to fuck with peoples heads and told an 8 year old that when you hit puberty a stone the size of an M&M falls out each ear.
People who work in the customer service industry in the ghetto, what is it like?
I worked in a dangerous area years ago. On my first day on the way to work I walked into a fight unknowingly and got pepper-sprayed right in the face. A few other times we closed down due to knife fights or shootings in the area. I had a security man walk me to my car. Otherwise, pretty normal. I grew up in a dangerous area so none of it was necessarily scary, you just needed to be more aware of what’s going on around you.
Which female vocalist has the best sounding voice of all time?
Honestly I think it’s Whitney Houston. The [range the control the power and softness](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mK4hweZRU0k). Nobody is close to her in her prime. This was live, no lip sync, no bullshit effects, just a woman a mic and her lungs and vocal chords. We have had a lot of imitators since, but nobody really can hang with her.
People who have cut off family members , how did you do it and why?
My family hates that I'm different, cutting them off was pretty easy. Got rid of my cell phone number they had. Deleted and blocked from social media. Done.
How tall are you?
5'10" And I'm always the shortest of my friends, haha.
What is the coolest thing u ever done?
I once rescued a log from a freezing lake. I thought it was a drowning puppy or something, so I did the moves that can be only described as power stripping-down, went for action and once the ice broke off under me I kept swimming to only realise it was just a floating log... Well at that point you can't just go "Oh..." That freaking log is coming with me now, obviously it wasn't huge log. So yeah, I rescued a small wooden log from a freezing waters of ...
What are some things one can not find on Google?
Stuff that is somewhat obscure, yet incredibly vaguely named. Say I was looking for a company called "carrot" that sells smartphones for some reason. A simple google search wouldn't know what to make of the terms.
What are some songs that sound like how orange cream bars taste?
Most Beach Boys songs
What would u do if u accidentally got a girl pregnant?
Be pleased that I lost my virginity, then horrified.
People who fart into the phone after answering. Why?
My first question is who the hell are you calling?
What is an easy decision to make, that people find hard?
Where go to eat
What small thing in life that might be viewed as insignificant makes you feel whole?
showering with hot water
You are outside of a classroom, aiming a sign through the window at the high school version of yourself. What does the sign say?
🖕 *dumbass*
What is a skill you wish you have to better your life?
Bi-Lingual.
What Fast and Furious movie should've ended the series?
Tokyo drift
What is some advice for talking to girls?
I will explain my situation. I am a nerd geek hybrid who has no social skills. I stutter and literally freeze. So I need actually advice pls.
You can have sex with the last person you saw on TV. Who's the lucky one?
I was watching home videos of my parents wedding
What movie should be on everyone’s watchlist?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
What do you think happens when we die?
spectator cam
What "armchair expert" are you tired of encountering online?
Mental health
People who have had complicated relationships with their birth parents. Did you/would you reach out to them on their deathbed at their request? Why or why not?
i disliked a lot of what they did during my childhood. but i get why they did it now, so yeah id go to them near their end, you cant leave family to die alone.
What’s something you keep pushing off?
Filling out this form to get money. I just have no motivation where im at rn
Have you ever moved or thought about moving because you hated the weather where you lived?
I live in Minnesota and think about leaving for somewhere warmer every winter lol. I like it here a lot during the short Fall season though.
What’s something that was supposed to be amazing, that turned out terrible?
Thalidomide! In 1960, literally called the “wonder drug” especially for getting rid of morning sickness for pregnant women. And it worked! But then the babies were born, and they were missing arms, or legs, or both. It was banned from most countries within 2 years of its being approved.
In which year would you travel to if you were still only 5 years old?
Huh?
What’s a hell of a lot harder than most people think?
Being happy
Workers with college degrees, where did you see your career going when you graduated? Where is your career now? What has been the most unexpected pivot point in your career so far?
I chose mechanical engineering because it was broad and I could do almost anything with it and I had no idea what I wanted to do. I had an internship in HVAC, which I didn't love. I moved to a new state and was location-specific after I graduated and it was mid-pandemic, so I was blindly applying to anything that said mechanical engineering just to get a job. Where I ended, I absolutely love and now I can't see myself doing anything else. I'm now at a company that designs water quality instruments
If the world had only you and two of your girlfriends In what ways can you cheat on your boyfriend ?
My boyfriend wouldn't exist, if it would be only be me and two girlfriends.
What do parents need to do a better job of?
teaching their kids how not to be egotistical bitches.
What do you say to people to scare them?
Remember, 74 million people saw what 4 years of Trump were like and decided "yeah, we need more of that."
Which fan theories / stories are better than their original adapted versions?
JarJar being a Sith has been in my mind after rewatching Disney’s trilogy
What makes a friend “real”?
When you tell them good news they help you celebrate. When you tell them bad news they listen.
What is an extremely underrated drink?
Water
What will destroy the internet?
Danny deVito and Keanu Reeves' inevitable lovechild
What tourist trap from your town do you secretly want to visit?
I live in the middle of nowhere. There are no tourist traps because there are no tourists around these parts.
If your username described your sex life, how long would you be in jail?
Lol probably for awhile
Who's name sounds like it's just a stage name but it's actually their real name?
Dua Lipa
What's your favourite scientific fact?
Earth is the only planet in our Solar System where fire can exist. No other planet has enough oxygen.
What common thing screams “I make good financial choices”?
Filling your car’s gas tank all the way every time
What is the best advice you’ve ever received?
The voice inside your head is not you. It is everything from your environment that comes together to talk to you. You can separate yourself from the voice in your head and talk back. If you don’t like that voice and don’t want to follow it, give it a name and talk back. If it’s telling you to judge someone or judge yourself, say no. Eventually the voice will become less prominent and disturbing in your daily life. Hopefully this helps someone, because it has helped me with my intrusive and suicidal thoughts
People who've been there, what's prison really like?
The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
What's the most weirdest/chaotic dream you have ever had?
You ever have a dream of various body parts rotting away? Wild stuff
What is the most chill fandom that you have ever seen?
The LotR fandom.
If you could trade place with one inanimate object right now what would it be and why?
A rock at the summit of Mount Everest. No one will bother me.
What are some of the best ways to boost creativity?
Looking on pintrest
lookin to get spooked on, what's the scariest game out there?
Maybe one of the silent hill games
If life was considered a video game, what would be the possible achievements?
💎Sneaky Killer💎 -Kill a total of 5 people without getting caught
What should learn about before you turn 18 to be more prepared for life?
The importance of your credit score.
if you won a million dollars what would you do with it?
Buy a house and save the rest. A million doesn't get you much now
What are some of your weirdest OCD habits?
Compulsively reminding everybody that OCD is a big fucking problem and being anal about how your shelf is organized isn't what it it's about.
To all non-bisexual people(gay, lesbian, straight, etc...) have you ever had someone you known come out to you as bi but you knew they were bi. How did you know?
I found out my husband was bisexual because he had sex with my sister and got her pregnant. During this time we were divorced, but of course I was still shocked.
If this world had anime physics and logic will it'd be in complete chaos or greatness? Why or why not?
Greatness with a shit ton of chaos inbetween
What is a scene from a television show or movie that you could make today?
All arabic shows scene
How has your gut feeling or instinct saved your life?
Did chores before mom got home,
What is your favorite movie to watch while intoxicated?
It's sometimes just more fun to miss your relatives getting older, watch friends dissapear from a barstool. Watching life pass you by while your liver slowly fails is satisfying enough content.
What did you understand as a child that you no longer understand as an adult?
A lot of science. Oodles of geography and international culture. Being a tired and depressed adult has ruined my factual memory.
Any other men out there who feel bad for being male?
Why would you feel bad for that
When is it better to be sorry than safe?
When the regret for not having made the attempt will outweigh the regret of having done something dumb.
What scares you the most?
Feeling alone the rest of my life
How do you remove about a liter of milk from a mattres?
You’ll need about 2 liters of cookies
When did you first realize you have anxiety and how was that experience?
I think I have had anxiety for most of my life. But I realized it as a high schooler when I would get stuck in a fear loop about something that should have been minuscule. I also have now realized that a lot of my ailments I had as a child (stomach issues, headaches, random colds) were likely psychosomatic related.
What are some PC games that can run on any desktop or laptop?
Stardew valley. Osu. Minecraft.
What series will inevitably see a revival that hasn't already?
I want a 90s, 2000s sequel to That 70s Show.
Is it mean to block a stranger after a one line message? Why or why not?
Not at all? They're a stranger, and you don't owe them any more of your time than you choose to give them.
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
You start off with $50m and are tasked with growing that into billions all while having to do the most amount of good/societal impact possible. Max time say 50 years. What do you do(details encouraged)?
Use $25m to lobby for tax incentives for sustainable farming practices, renewable energies, and materials sciences advancements. Take the other $25m and invest in already established companies that are using or developing these things.
What does carbonated water taste like?
Like when water farts.
The last object you were holding besides your phone is inserted into your butt. What is the object?
A waffle.
What are the alternatives to capitalism?
Feudalism is great. Edit: oi, maybe calm down a bit. This was a joke
People who write "could of" instead of "could have", why do you do this?
I write could've
What is the most horrifying thing you have heard/seen?
Saw a homeless man jump off an overpass and get hit by the car in front of us and get decapitated. His head was laying on the ground when we drove up to the scene. Was in shock for days and thankfully I shared what happened with a friend and my Dad who both had worked emergency services and were able to walk me through it. But...wish I could unsee that.
How do introverts handle insult?
Im an introvert and when people attempt to insult me i just kinda shrug it like who gives a fuck theyre just words
In your opinion, what fictional movie has the most logically sound plot?
Idiocracy
What are some websites one absolutely needs to know about if trying to be an educated member of society?
Rule34.xxx
What do you think about the chance of US having military coup in the future ?
Heh... you don't really need military for a coup, also it's not the smarters way to do it. Just follow the US politics... I don't want to spoil anything for anyone.
What's the best way to go about restarting your career in a totally different field?
Connections and YouTube. Started in law enforcement. Going to law school next year. Built connections and did a metric fuckton of research and reading.
Your username is the title to a song, what are the lyrics?
Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman. He’s a master of karate. And friendship. For everyone.
Which franchises do you think were milked too much?
Anything that went past three movies
How do you get toothpaste off jeans?
Wash them?
What’s the worst food you’ve ever tried?
Recently I tried Lamb and threw up. It's really bad
What are some tips on building more genuine friendships?
be real af, help a homie out when they need it, and then they will be there for you(hopefully). just ugh, be genuine as well. thats all i think really.
At this exact moment, how many tabs do you have open on your laptop?
Zero. I don’t have a laptop.
What is your biggest regret from your wedding?
We would have rather had a small wedding with no reception, mother's had other ideas.