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Why do people let their 18 year olds get groomed by pedophiles? Olivia Rodrigo (18) is dating some 24 year old dude. He's a pedophile and why are here parents ok with it? | Stop |
Women, what is one thing or behavior(conscious or subconscious) that you find extremely attractive in men? | When they take genuine interest in my life by asking questions and remembering my answers |
Who is your favorite female singer? What song do you recommend? | Dua Lipa |
What is the fastest way to become gay? | Drink the water the frogs are drinking lol |
Why a "single" bowtie pasta piece always sticks to the cooking pot when draining the pot while the others pieces fall naturally when tipping the pot ? | Its overwhelming will to live |
If you could get away with 2 crimes what would they be? | Killing a cactus and killing a cactus I hate cactuses |
What is the Best show u have watch? | Breaking Bad |
How can you tell if a prostitute is real or a cop? | If they arrest you, they're a cop. |
Which is the best flight booking application? | I use a travel agent |
What's the best compliment you have ever received? | someone once told me my handwriting was sexy |
What's the thing you bought and was excited for that was expensive then after, you regret your decision? | My Switch. The OLED Switch was announced like a week later. Steam Deck, a few more weeks later. |
What are the ways you stay energized throughout the whole day to get everything done? | Going to sleep at a regular time and getting a good night's sleep should help with that.
Failing that, though, caffeine. |
What is the dumbest thing you heard someone say that they believe? | That COVID was all a hoax. |
Your stuck on an island with the last video game character you talked to. Who is it? | Fucking Cortana...
Someone kill me |
300 years of anal or 300 years of anal which one are you choosing? | 600 years of anal. |
You developed a superpower based on the last thing you did. What is it ? | Making people fall asleep at will.
Just imagine it for a minute. You are facing a tough opponent and whilst you dodge his attacks you just unleash the sleep within him.
You have an evil doer about to blow up the world but he falls asleep before he hits the button.
The bad guy has a hostage but becomes so damn tired he falls asleep letting the hostage go.
Just as the bad guy is trying to race away he falls asleep at the wheel.
And finally if I was no longer a super hero and became the villain?
Make the entire police force sleep.
Make the bank tellers all fall asleep.
Army coming after you? Hah. SLEEP. |
Whats something you could talk about for hours without getting bored? | Sex. |
How do you deal with stress? | Alcohol |
how does everyone feel about “cancel culture” ? | Those bored ass people cancel the wrong people more than half the time |
What’s something that you hate the fact that you love it? | Slapping bags of dirt at the hardware store. It's so satisfying. |
What is ur favorite song of all time? | Let It Be - The Beatles |
What is the most important life lesson you wish someone had told you when you were younger? | Chill the fuck out |
(SERIOUS) People who have had Stockholm Syndrome or had been in abusive relationships, what's your story? | not sure if stockholm is real or not, but I dated a dude who was religious and told me that I was the most amazing man he had ever met. He also told me that I was a disgusting \*homophobic slur\* and was going to burn in hell for eternity after we slept together for the first time. we were together for 2 years and it was the most traumatic of my life. He had this way of making me feel very special and loved, but also would say really fucked up shit to me and hit me. I still have crippling anxiety and depression to this day and we broke up 20 years ago. |
What is the best way to spend a Saturday night? | Catching up on sleep missed during a busy work week. |
If u could freeze time what would u do? | road roller |
What is your best regional insult? Can you use it in a sentence to showcase its gobshitey, cockwobley glory? | Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker, I see the muscle shirt came in, muscles come in tomorrow? Yer spare parts there bud, have a dart. |
What are the greatest life lessons that you’ve learned so far? | Sometimes you can do everything right and still fail |
What makes the perfect taco? | The queso |
What does cutting a sandwich have to do with birth control in the new annovera commercial? Or is it a ploy to distract you from the side effects? | Probably the latter |
Whats something you just wanna get off your chest? | I know this sounds terrible but I am so tired of old people at my job. Getting paid twice as much for doing no work, purposely avoiding any task that uses a computer. Management purposely not giving them tasks because they know the younger people will do it better.
It is just disheartening when you have to help the person making 2x your salary every single day |
What don’t we teach kids enoungh about that we should? | Financial Literacy |
what book do you think should have a movie? | I know percy jackson had a movie already, but like reboot that. and actually finish the series and continue it with blood of olympus. |
Successful people who were once not serious about life what was that one moment/incident that made you serious in life? | I went to a meeting and the guy I was meeting was a deca-millionaire and I learned he'd majored in the arts. I asked him how he earned his wealth and he spent the next 3 hours sharing with me how to be wealthy myself, and he gave me two books to read. I went home and read those books (still have them) and I've been focused and driven since. What he shared works and is true. Thankful to that guy. He was kind to me. |
What is your favorite fast food? | Burger King ftw 🥤🍔🍟 |
What is something you are excited about that you can do now as an adult, that you couldn’t do as a kid? | Drink and fuck |
Theme park workers, what day of the week typically has the shortest wait times for rides? | Not a theme park worker, but I’m a loser and spend all my time at theme parks during the summer, usually Tuesdays and Wednesdays are your best bets |
What's the most Terrifying thing to hear when home alone? | A knock on the door |
Who's the most beautiful (famous) woman for you? | Scarlett Johansson |
What is something you can recommend that will genuinely improve anyone's quality of life? | Buying a good quality mattress |
What don’t we teach kids enough about that we should? | Personal finance and how to not get screwed the moment you're legally an adult. |
You’re in a shopping mall, you have to spend a whole 24 hours locked in one store alone. You can’t steal any goods but you can eat whatever is in that store. Which store would you choose? | Whole Foods |
You are tasked with taking two completely different movies and edit them to make one cohesive story. Which movies do you choose and what’s the story? | Independence Day and Pursuit of Happyness.
Will Smith loses it all after he saves the Earth from an alien invasion, distraught from the government that quickly forgets him and a family that is tired of hearing about “the time he saved us all and how no one would even be here if it wasn’t for him”… |
After moving out, how did you decide where you wanted to move into? | By what I could afford on my current income level at the time. |
What is your one life lesson that you wish you had learned earlier? | Just do what makes you truly happy. Don’t attempt to fit into societal norms and what others perceive you should be doing with your life. |
You're locked in a room with your favorite historical figure and only a meal between you; who are you with and what food are you sharing with them? | Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls |
Who is an artist you wish more people knew about? | I'd say Duncan Laurence.
If I sing the lyric "All I know, all I know, loving you is a losing game", everybody immediately knows who I'm talking about.
Virtually everybody knows *Arcade*, albeit without the title because it's not in the super famous chorus of the song, but nobody seems to know Duncan or, more importantly, know what he achieved with that song. |
[Serious] People who stopped someome from killing themselves? What something they said that you will never forget? | He didn't actually say a whole lot that made sense, he was drunk out of his mind. In the ambulance he did manage to tell me that he's sorry but he gets this way whenever he drinks. He bled all over my uniform though so I got that going for me. |
What’s something you did or didn’t do when you were younger that you regret? | actually be more involved with stuff, like clubs, be more extroverted. |
what's something you wish you knew sooner? | Winning powerball numbers. |
You are Taylor Swift for a day. What is your to-do for the day? | Deposit loads of cash into the account of the real me |
You get to decide, what fictional monster is now real species in Earth and what are the consequences? | The Sleeper of R'lyeh and all the consequences |
what are some good or great movies or tv shows to buy for vhs and dvd. something from the 1990s nickelodeon, or some major movie studio. preferably something animated or claymated.? | Can't go wrong with classic Wallace and Gromit if you're looking for claymation |
You found the key to life - what shape is it? | 69 |
what's a completely random fact you know? | The trope of throwing rotten tomatoes at bad musicians came from the fact that people believed tomatoes to be poisonous. The acid in tomatoes would lift lead out of plates and kill people so it was believed that it was tomatoes poisoning people.
Throwing tomatoes at bad performers was attempted murder |
What are some actually respectable large corporate companies? | All of the ones that don't pander with SJW garbage. Just sell me your product, stop trying to manipulate me with what you support and just sell a good product for a great price. |
Which music artist inspired you the most? | Nickelback |
People who had covid, what was it like? | Mild cold at most for me. |
What is something that u regret doing? | I regret wasting so much of my time playing video games instead of enjoying life |
What did you Mother do that you will never forget? | When I was young, how she woke up earlier than me to prepare everything to send me to school. |
What business can you start when you have a nation wide chain and office and workers available in every town of a country ? | drug kingpen |
What do u consider the greatest meme of all time? | Rickroll |
What do men find unattractive in a women ? | Smoking. Absolutely disgusting. |
What is your favourite cut of steak? | Ribeye for me! |
What’s your favourite sandwich? | Plain peanut butter, no jelly. |
What should definitely be on everyone's bucket list? | Love. |
What was one scene that made a cool actor even cooler? | I would say Don Draper telling Michael Ginsberg “I don’t think of you at all” |
What is the whitest of white people food? | Wait!
...........Wait.
Like Elite white? Or dumbfuck trash white?
Cuz they're orbits apart. |
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve said while sleeping? | ‘No don’t tell my wife’ |
What song makes your heart explode? | Africa by Toto |
If you could do anything illegal for 1 day without facing any repercussions, what would you do? | Have consensual oral sex in Utah |
God creates a separate room for everyone. What's your personal heaven? | If it can't have other humans? Probably a cottage with a breathtaking mountain view, and a library that never runs out of books I'll love. Where I can spend my afterlife exploring the wilderness, reading, gardening, and playing with all my dogs that were waiting on me. |
Some dishes are absolutely murdered when home delivered or if you get them for take away, what is that one dish that you hate when its a take away or home delivered and love otherwise ? | Pho. It’s never the same when you get it to go. Even when I reheat the broth on the stove, then add the raw meat and noodles, it’s just not as good. They sprinkle magic on it at the restaurant, I swear. |
Parents who name their son after the father; why? | I wanted to name him after myself, but my wife insisted on naming him after the father. |
What’s the craziest “I don’t care about the price just let me buy it” experience you’ve seen or had? | Rimworld Ideology ;) |
What’s the quickest way you’ve seen someone burn their life to the ground? | Sniff sniff |
What was the dumbest thing you heard someone say today? | "I can't wait for Jeff Bezos to offer us cheap rides into space" |
What's the weirdest thing you've seen late at night/early in the morning? | One time I saw a rat as big as a raccoon waddle across a back alley. I was so shook. It was not bothered by my presence at all and clearly knew it was the alpha. |
You can change anything about yourself, what is it? | I no longer suffer from a crippling autoimmune disease.
Sure, i'd like a 10 inch dick as much as the next guy, but i'll take being able to take a walk without being in pain for days over that. |
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received? | Always take the extra 5 minutes. Also that it never gets easier, you just get better |
Your username is now your best friend. Are you happy with it why or why not? | Yep, we'd be best friends.
I feel like it's self explanatory. |
What do you think about Tokyo 2020? | I'm Japanese. I wanna know what do you think about Tokyo 2020. Please write all things that you think. |
What topic would you love to talk about but can't find anyone to? | Reincarnation and the probability of an afterlife. |
human get some change now you no longer have peroid now you start asexual reploduction if you egg dont get sperm simpify have sex= sexual reproduction no sex = asexual reproduction How this will change you life ? | ....what? |
What was your favorite childhood prank? | Tying a rubber band around the little sprayer next to the sink. |
What's the biggest bruh moment you've ever seen in a movie, series or anime? | Movie called Feast.
The monster fucks a cat and makes crossbreed between a cat an what ever the monster was.
And second part when the dude try’s to save the baby and he realizes he has too much weight on him to rope swing with the baby so he throws the baby in the air and lands on the pavement and gets eaten |
What's the best word on the dictionary? | Best |
What's the coolest factoid you know? | The process known as "dying" is when the body is unable to produce more cells than what die per day.
For most people, this bellcurve is passed at age 25.
Happy Mortality. |
[Serious] Who is the scariest person you've ever come across? | Forgot his fucking name, but he was one of bin Laden Lieutenant’s. |
How do you guys handle someone who likes to dominate the conversation in a casual setting? [Serious] | I don’t.
I believe in a mutual exchange of energy. If I’m there just to be an audience member in your show, I have better things to do |
So you would assume that like any other community, the LGBT+ community wants every one to join. But what do they do for all the religions that don't allow that. there is the big, huge possibility that they don't care about them but if the do, what do they say to them? | I want this to be very clear for everyone. I’ll type slow and talk loud for the people in the back…
LGBTA+ is not some homogeneous group of people that think the same. We are, by the very acronym used, diverse.
Some of us are Christians, atheists, Muslims. Some own guns and some hate guns.
Some vote one way and some don’t vote at all.
Enough of this “LGBT” being one brain.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk and fuck off |
What is a common rule in Discord servers that causes too much drama? | I find the you can't post till you have given all your personal information or after waiting a period rule stupid I'd you go through the trouble of joining a grupo it's because you most likely are in need of assistance and need a quick hand.
Also servers that allow under age people to join should be band especially if the server is for something not PG. |
Whats the most hilarious joke you have been told? | في واحد مشى مشى.. لقى مشمشة
I'd be surprised if someone knows what iam talking about |
What's the most toxic experience you've ever had ? | Dealing with VA hospitals as a disabled veteran.
\- When I first went to a VA hospital (in SC) mental health clinic, during the initial consultation, the doctor said, after 5 minutes, that I didn't have PTSD, it was all just stress and anxiety. Yes. This doctor did a 5 minute diagnosis on a mental illness. Fun fact: 9 years later, after I had lost my marriage, house, car, every single thing I owned that didn't fit into 3 suitcases, and had to move to another state or be homeless, I finally got diagnosed as having... (gasp)... severe chronic PTSD by another doctor in another VA hospital.
\- I put in a call to the VA hospital pharmacy for a refill on my insulin prescription. A week later, no insulin (it's mailed to you and takes 2-3 days). I called again and, you guessed it, the prescription hadn't been refilled (ie, re-ordered).
\- I went to the VA hospital's Acute Care for severe abdominal pain. I had a bad colon infection. When the first round of antibiotics were done, and I still had pain in my abdomen, I called the hospital for a refill of the antibiotic prescription. I was routed to the voicemail of the nurse for my primary care doctor. Two days later, no call back. I go to the VA hospital. The desk person goes into the back, talks to the nurse, comes back out, and tells me the nurse wants me to go back home and wait for her to call me. Yeah. No. I finally got my antibiotics refilled, but, the nurse copped an attitude when I asked her if she had even gotten my voicemail two days prior or not.
\- After the second round of antibiotics finally killed the infection, but the pain was still present, I went back to Acute Care. New doctor finds out that I am actually bleeding in my intestinal tract and puts in a consult for me to see a GI specialist. A month and a half later, I call the Patient Advocate to find out why I haven't gotten a call to schedule with the GI specialist. PA doesn't return call left on her voicemail. I call the VA consult people and find out that the consult never went out. It's now been over two months, and I STILL haven't gotten scheduled for the GI consult with a specialist. But, the PA did call me back... a week later... wanting to know what I needed, because, she didn't understand English or something.
\- I put in the form to get a new primary care doctor which has a 30-45 day turn-around. No word back. Ever. Two months have gone by. Same PA, who I had left the message for, sends me ANOTHER form to submit instead of, you know, doing her job to find out why the first submission was thrown in the garbage.
And... to keep this from being a short novel... I'll end it here. But, this is most of the veteran's experiences with VA hospital's nationwide. Every. Single. Day.
So yes, that's my most toxic experience... dealing with the VA. |
Old people… What’s your old school favorite NES game? | Super Mario 3 |
What one scene ruins an otherwise good movie? | Does the entire second half of Hancock count as a scene? |
What would be amazing if literal? | Lava lamp |
What are some must have video games that are out right now and why? | Chrono Trigger and Lufia II on SNES. |
At your funeral, it is said that while your death was painful and embarrassing, at least you died doing what you loved. What do you love to do, and how did it kill you in a painful and embarrassing way? | Guitar up the ass. |
What is your favorite superhero? | Spiderman |
What was your wow moment while having sex? | Wow the hole is really low |
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