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How do you interact with someone who's having a conversation with you? Do you stare at their face? Look away? Like wth do you do??
I practice looking at their eyebrows. They can’t really tel you’re not making eye contact and it makes it less awkward for me
If your male SO has a close female friend, what red flags would make you start suspecting that there’s something more going on?
Hiding the friendship would be the first red flag. I'm a male that has had a female friend that I started to like. I started hiding the friendship from my SO. I eventually did the right thing and never cheated but that is when I realized I was doing something wrong. If someone feels they need to hide something, there is a reason.
Who do you have in game 6?
Giannis
What piece(s) of bullshit trivia still keeps getting passed around as fact?
blood is only red when you bleed because of the oxygen, the rest of the time it's blue
What’s your thoughts on Britain apart from Brits?
Quality television
What memorable birthday experiences have you had, especially around milestone birthdays?
I went to the beach for the first time in my life on my 30th birthday. I will never never forget how small I felt standing knee deep in the ocean.
What is your favorite thing?
My dog. Then chili dogs. Then my wife.
[Serious] What hobby or activity have you tried over and over but just can not get the hang of?
Guitar
People who are fully vaccinated, How's life for you now?
I'm the life of the party now that I radiate 5g
What TV show world would you like to wake up in tomorrow?
Golden girls. I'm hungry for homemade lasagna.
What do you think is hyped now but won’t be in the future?
Civilians going to space (like Bezos did just recently)
What's something you say online that can get you arrested?
Nice try FBI. Nice try.
If you could redo the ending of any TV show, which would it be and how would you alter it?
Firefly and I would change it by having it not end
What movie scene would you kill to see the bloopers for?
I’d like to see Daniel Day Lewis really break character and fall into a laughing fit. Anyone have a good link?
What's a healthy breakfast that can be made in bulk to last a few days to a week ?
Oatmeal: cook a bunch and store it in the fridge. It's just oats and water. Throw fresh fruit in it each day for more flavor and healthiness.
What is the most Nostalgic smell you can think of?
Aside from that perfume by Veidt?
You get the super power to shoot mayonnaise out of your eyes. how do you use this to your advantage?
I don't see this going anywhere good unfortunately
At what time of your life did you start to feel like nothing had a meaning?
That was probably around 15 or 16.
your username is the way you died, what did people say at your funeral?
How
Have you ever had food poisoning from food you bought at a restaurant (whatever type, including a bakery, diner, cafe, cart) and not told them personally that they poisoned you?
I am hopefully trying to establish if people are more likely to report food poisoning events, or not. I suspect the answer from my own life the answer is not, I have been poisoned 4 times and never told them, only most recently have I done so when a family member was poisoned with food I purchased for them.
Which musical instrument to learn, if you had to choose just one?
Piano
If you had a second life, how would it play out?
Hm, depends on whether or not I would retain the knowledge from my 1st life. If so, I would take all the shots I missed, avoid the mistakes I made before, and really just be a more confident version of myself. Not let fear stop me from doing so many things. If the life was totally separate from the 1st, man, idk haha. Hopefully I could grow up and experience another part of the world.
what was the final straw for you that ended a close friendship?
Final straw was me asking her to hang out, she said she couldn't because she was working, but I found out she was hanging out with someone else. Which is cool, obviously we all have multiple friends, but this happened constantly. I was the only one putting any effort into our friendship. I cut ties silently and never once did she reach out to ask why.
You die and will haunt a location for a hundred years. However, you get to choose the location. Where do you choose to haunt and why?
Maybe Disneyland. At least there are rides to go on, and when I'm feeling spooky, lots of people to freak out. Also plenty of time to thoroughly search the place for secrets, and find out whether Walt is frozen somewhere on the grounds. Good times.
What’s your favourite number, and (if you have a reason) why?
18 Ex-wife's b-day on the 18th. 2 of our 3 children born on the 18th. I met Heather on the 18th. Heather's b-day in on the 18th, different month than when I met her. Sue's b-day is on the 18th. Candy's b-day is on the 18th. A different Julie's b-day is on the 18th.
What is your grossest (Non-sexual) habit?
Nail biting
What is the best city in the Midwest?
See you all in BRANSON!
If hospitals had advertisements, what would they be like?
You get sick. We get paid.
what should you do when your fingers top joint is moved and looks like a hokey stick?
...turn yourself around. That's what's it's all about
What are some ideas for an Art Instagram Poll?
Do you like art? Y/N
How did you break your first bone?
I was playing "shove" with my friend. He shoved me and I fell beside my bed. My arm locked around the bed frame and snapped as I fell
How do recycling centers check to see if something is the metal someone says it is?
Lie detector
What’s the wildest role play character you’ve played with your partner?
Her dad
How would you celebrate your 36th birthday if you were going to be completely alone?
i would get drunk and vibe to music i love, all night long.
What is under your bed?
my external hard drive I was looking for, thanks lol
Whats the most interesting thing that happened in the world in the year you were born?
We got the Nintendo Entertainment System.
Which video game cheat codes or secrets do you still remember from your childhood?
Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start Up, c, down, c, left, c, right, c, a+start
What's your plan for when (or if?) the apocalypse comes?
Hitting up the local costco superstore with the closest buddies (because the zombies cant come in without a membership)
What is the weather today?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Why would characters on roblox be wearing underwear?
As a parent, I think you should be more observant of what you let your child play. I play a lot of video games and often they’re not for children. Ask your kid about what games he or she plays on Roblox and monitor the playing history. Roblox as a whole is meant to be kid friendly but people still manage to work around the guidelines.
What's super NSFW sounding but actually SFW?
You have to come in through the back door
What something that’s weird but true?
Your butthole and lips are connected
What was the best prank ever at your school?
I heard about some students years before me completely disassembling a Volkswagen Beetle and reassembling it inside a classroom.
You have Superman's powers but only on working days, what would you do?
Bang your wife Monday to Friday 9-5, then rest on weekends
What’s your go to pick up line?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Why or why not would you support the country being shut down again to quarantine from the Delta version of the Corona Virus?
No need to. Just get vaccinated you ignorant fools.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Nice try Klondike, inc.
What is something that’s price is not worth it?
Birkin bags. And there’s a waiting list!
Which two franchises are practically begging for a crossover?
The muppets and the mcu
People say they really like blue eyes? Why do people like blue eyes so much?
They're attractive.
Hate is stronger than love, because its a more urgent need in evolution, would you agree or disagree and why?
I disagree about “stronger”. People will die for love, and do so with joy. Rarely will a man truly sacrifice himself for the sake of hate… it certainly happens sometimes but I think it’s far more rare. Also evolutionarily — love and community provide survival. Hate doesn’t provide anything for survival.
What’s the one moment that changed your entire life?
When I read this question. Thank you.
Unlimited funds. One world wide change to make. What would it be, and why?
End world hunger
Which one is worse? Waiting for your friend to get on a gaming run you’ve planned for several weeks and not showing up, or ruining your long fap session with a wrongly timed-orgasm?
when im about to cum and the camera pans to some fat dudes hairy asshole.
If you could have just one super power what would it be?
The answer is probability manipulation. Bills are due? The odds of me winning the lottery are now 100% Odds of getting cancer? 0% You wouldn’t have to leave it on cheat mode all the time but you could subtly enhance your life constantly.
What did you predict wrong about your child?
I lost the house title for having the worst smelling farts and diarrhea
What's a hobby you don't feel comfortable talking about?
Does drinking alcohol count?
People who believe in a flat Earth: why haven't you ever just sent someone to the edge to take pics or video?
Come on now it’s obvious the pigeons working with the government would track you with their 5G and prevent you from going
How long do you have to workout on a regular basis/ eat right to finally get toned?
This depends on your starting point, your body, your diet, and your workout.
Which years of your life were the most chaotic?
2017 was an absolute shit show
What’s in your wallet?
Capitol one
If you were to get abducted by aliens,and they asked "what 3 features and/or body parts do u want upgraded?" What would you choose?
Deadly farts, poisonous piss, sonic booming loud burps
What to do if people doesn’t feel the same of what you feel about them?
Crywank
How do you personally call the male version of a "Karen"?
Still Karen
If you had to watch a show for the rest of your life, what would it be?
The Office
What's something you do that is harmless, but likely annoying to others?
It always takes my brain a minute to comprehend what someone says to me. So I always ask someone to repeat themselves, then halfway through them repeating themselves, something clicks into place and I start responding. Drives my poor wife bananas
What is the thing that people most often assume about you that you can't stand?
Being a top university graduate, I should be knowledgeable in almost everything Fuck y'all I am just human. I can be stupid at times especially in love.
What is your reaching the light at the end of the tunnel moment- the one that changed your life?
Was watching a video on how to quit pornography at 11:00 AM or something . . . ended up binging watching a lot of other good videos that night. My faith in God was restored that night. Was able to do a 180 on my life so far and am getting rid of a lot of bad habits slowly.
You can go back in time and put a furious elephant in any moment in history. Where would you put the elephant?
Hitler's bedroom, at night.
If you could kill one celebrity who would it be?
Captain Crunch
You can write a letter to yourself when you were six years old. What do you write?
“Life is hard kiddo, just be patient, persistent and positive”
What would you do if you s/o of 3 years is still on dating apps?
Probably post in /r/relationships
What's one day in your whole life that changed it completely?
The day I found out about masturbation I still get the chills thinking about it
What is the best fruit of all time?
Pineapple.
What childhood television theme song do you still love?
Reading rainbow
You're an evil mastermind and you just succeeded in your plan of world domination! What do you do now?
Sit on the couch and chill for a little bit
Your being sent back in time, and you are never coming back. You can take one object from the modern world with you, to help you survive, barter with, or whatever. What do you bring?
How far back in time?
If Adam and Eve had no knowledge of Good and Evil before eating the fruit, how where they supposed to know disobeying God was wrong?
shhhh, religion doesn't care about logic
what is something that no matter your tastes, you will enjoy?
Pizza
You can lose your virginity to 1 person from fiction. Who do you choose?
jesus
What is a top rated show that you don’t like?
breaking bad.
What popular game/book/movie/etc. could you simply just not get into?
Harry Potter
What’s the best pick up line you’ve ever heard?
Nice t*ts, bi**h!
Based on your username, you are now disabled, how life would be going for you??
I’ll keep fisting my way through
Chipotle employees, how do you restrain yourself from not going on a murderous rampage every time someone asks for ‘a little more’ of every single topping?
A few seconds of inconvenience isn’t worth the rest of your life in prison.
What is your biggest flex that you don’t want anyone to know?
God this kind of question rubs me the wrong way. "Tell me something you'd never tell anyone" ... why the fuck would I tell you in that case?
What is warm where you live?
My butt is warm
What is the scariest music video you've ever seen?
Thriller
What are your thoughts on wet wipes after a poop?
Just don't flush 'em.
All currencies become worthless overnight. What would people use for barter?
Sex
What advice would you give to someone who is anxious of starting a new job?
Give yourself a month, that’s usually the point where you start picking things up and start to feel confident about the job required of you.
If the cast of Winnie the Pooh starred in the Jackass movie, how would that go?
Pooh would get stuck in a hole, and everyone would pull on him
If Homo sapiens were to evolve into something even better over time, what improvements do you think we would have?
No allergies
What show should come back, But you no it will suck if it did?
The Soprano's. The Many Saints Of Newark will suffice for now.
What was your most succesful prediction?
Tesla’s success
What is the most disgusting thing you would do for 1 million dollars?
I dunno, shit in public and finger paint on the walls with it?
What is your 3rd favorite movie and why is it 3rd?
Cuz it isn't as precious as 1 & 2, but more impactful than even 4. >!Marathon Man!<
You are forced to wear your high school freshman wardrobe for the rest of your life, what are you wearing?
Hoodies, metal band T-shirts, jeans, and Converse Not much different from my current casual attire almost a decade later.
What’s your rice purity score?
take the test: http://ricepuritytest.com/
Which female vocalist has the most “beautiful” voice?
I'm partial to Tarja Turunen.