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What musician has better personality than music?	Jack Black
What memes have been done to death that need to die but people continue to use them regardless of the overexploitment of said meme?	those emo little wojaks
What is the best way you have ever resigned from a toxic job, but on good terms?	With advance notice and with a professional letter of resignation. Never intentionally burn bridges.
Parents who post pictures of their kids on social media, why?	I guess for the same reason parents used to carry around pictures in their wallet to show everyone.
Wtf is happening - pandemic, heavy rain floods, endless storms. What’s your situation like?	Business as usual. Did you see the moon's about to fuck us up, too?
What are some things you have done while lucid dreaming?	Dry humped a chick who was trying to play golf. Pretty quickly I realized how silly the whole thing was. I was humping a pillow, FFS.
If birthmarks meant how you died how would of you died?	Either I got raped to death or someone stabbed my butt
What makes you feel loved?	Hugs
People who use ‘him or her’ / ‘he or she’ rather than ‘they’/‘them’, why?	"They" and "them" are plural pronouns.
What do most people seem to love that you absolutely can't stand?	Kpop
What current-day outrage is well justified?	Outrage sparked by police brutality.
What were the traits of the worst boss you ever had so far?	Narcissistic Sociopathy.
Retail workers, who is your favorite harmless nutcase?	*feels called-out
What’s your weirdest food combination that people give you crap for?	....pineapple on pizza 😭
What was your most memorable thought during post nut clarity?	She ain't worth it.
China and Russia frequently hack computer systems in the U.S. and other Western countries. Why don't the U.S. and its allies retaliate by hacking Chinese and Russian systems?	Why would you think they don't?
Who is hot enough to actually date the one you find most hot?	Wut?
What was the thing to get a teacher fired?	She was extremely racist towards us robots.
What's the oddest thing you've ever patched with superglue and/or duct tape?	My ass cheek
What is the most effective social skill you know?	Does anti-social skills count? Cause I sure know how to make people uncomfortable and leave me alone.
What is the joke that you invented and think is very funny but nobody laughed when you first told it to someone?	“I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.”
What types of pranks should people stop doing?	The kinds that are excuses to abuse people on camera
Have you ever forgiven someone even though they haven't 'fixed' things? How?	Sometimes when you’re done being mad, you can understand their perspective
What is the dumbest thing you've lied about lately?	Myself
What is one thing you wanna change about your parents?	Make them stop having petty arguments and being stubborn with one another. It’s annoying and there excuse when I call them out on it is “We’ve been married for 25 years that’s what happens.” If that’s the case marriage sounds shitty after a while.
Who’s famous in your family?	My uncle, but not for the right reasons.
your username is your motivation for being alive, what is it?	To electrocute people with tacos
What was the WORST moment of your life?	Back in 2008 I was a sophomore in high school. One night I was startled from my sleep by my mother informing me that my aunt had been shot and killed by my uncle. You can read that article [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ocala.com/article/20080422/News/604233311%3ftemplate=ampart) for the whole story. After a day passes we receive a call from a police department in Ocala, Florida that my uncle was planning to "T.C.B" before he "departs". His plan was to travel north to Michigan and kill my father, mother and I and then himself. My dad and I loaded up all his shotguns and handguns and waited patiently in our screened-in front porch. We were expecting a shootout. About 6 hours later we received another call from the Ocala police detective that my uncle was stopped by a Texas Ranger. Before getting to the driver's side, the Ranger heard a gunshot and retreated back to cover behind his squad car. It was discovered then that my uncle had promptly shot himself. Now my father has always been a man's man. Doesn't show emotion, thinks clearly under pressure and always seems to be very knowledgeable about almost everything. For reference He is a 6'6 300lb brick wall. He is very intimidating. This man was bawling his eyes out. I have never seen him cry up until that point. That day has been ingrained into my brain and will forever haunt me.
[Serious] Americans, what did you do with your stimulus money ($3,200 total)?	Threw it directly in savings.
People who but salted butter, why? How lazy are you to add salt yourself?	People who fail to proofread their posts, why? How lazy are you not to catch “but” instead of “buy”?
What law would you add to your country’s legislation if you had the power to create one?	Right now you need a lot of quid pro quo evidence to prove a politician is corrupt. I would loosen that. Then I would make it a MAJOR criminal offense for a politician to take more money than the amount dictated by campaign laws from wealthy individuals and corporations. Money in politics is the root of most political problems in the US
Which is the sport you would like to play if you were a kid again?	Soccer. I really enjoyed playing it as a kid and wished I had kept up with it throughout school. It was one of the few sports I was actually okay at
Women named Karen - what do you do now when you have a genuine and valid reason to ‘speak to the manager?’	Hi. My name is Ashley.
How are you not Human?	I'm actually a highly intelligent cat. [Selfie](https://i.imgur.com/59hkiCi.jpg)
What was the biggest letdown of the last 10 years?	2016 election.
America’s Got Talent- Judges from Canada, Germany, Columbia, and UK. Talent mostly not American, so why is it called America’s Got Talent?	It takes place in America and is filmed for American TV
When online dating, should you spell out specifically what is it that you want? Like if you want a hookup just say so, or if you're looking for marriage say so and list where you stand with politics/sex/religion/etc. (Serious)	Never done the online dating thing, but I can tell you that being upfront with your intentions is never a bad idea.
How did you find out your partner had cheated on you?	Her sister told me during sex
What was the most disappointed you have ever been with your dog?	Fuck you, never
You have $50k saved and your lease ends in 2 months. You have no dependents and no dept. You have no attachments and want to quit your job. You live in the PNW. What do you do?	50k isn't enough for me to quit my job. But I would use the $$ to put a down payment on a very nice and modern home with large cat escape proof backyard.
Why are you broke?	I keep betting all of my money away on the horse track. I like the goofy looking ones.
What do you think is the biggest problem with modern society?	The fact that some people can be legally and morally discriminated against because something their grandfather did 80 years ago.
What is one unsolved mystery/scientific question you would like explained before you die?	who killed jonbenet ramsey
People that work in the parts of corporate offices that receive customer complaints, what is the craziest or most ridiculous complaint you’ve ever received?	lady complained that her terracotta pot broke when she dropped it after she had been using it for 3 years
What is the strangest, most unbelievable genetic disorder or disease, what does it do to the body?	Here's a fun one Auto Brewery syndrome. TLDR: it turns yeast into alcohol meaning you could consume bread and get drunk off that. https://www.healthline.com/health/auto-brewery-syndrome#:~:text=Auto%20brewery%20syndrome%20is%20also,foods%20(carbohydrates)%20into%20alcohol.
What would the first female billionaire's rocket to the edge of space look like?	Probably the same a males would. Maybe a slightly different paint job but all in all the same.
What are some superstitions related with certain activities(like don't bring a banana on a fishing boat or don't say Macbeth in a theatre)?	Don’t step on a crack
[Serious] Has their ever been a moment in time where you were completely at peace with your life?	No. Not once. I don't think I will ever feel like I'm at peace until I'm on my deathbed.
What sounds like a great idea, but actually isn't?	Communism
What's a piece of advice that sounded stupid when you first heard it but makes so much sense now?	I saw a post saying it's better to be trusting in a relationship than suspicious. Because if you are trusting, you "win" despite what your partner does. If the partner decides to cheat, eventually it will come to light. If they don't cheat, the relationship will flourish since you're not holding on to doubt.
What are your thoughts on people, who have never been in a relationship, giving relationship advices to others?	Just because they haven’t been in a relationship doesn’t mean you should ignore the advice. You can get wisdom from surprising places
How are all your internet apps and services curating information to you today?	Nice try, China
What is the worst thing you’ve been falsely accused of?	Snatching a weave, but it actually was caught in a box fan
What is something you should/shouldn’t have put on you resume?	An Extra language which you don't know completely.
Those who have seen pornos of your crush, how was it?	My sister did great
What video game character is your waifu/husbando?	Garbodor
What's the worst CGI you've ever seen?	Scorpion King in The Mummy 2. https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk
Which one historical figure would you not be surprised if you saw them in Hell and which one would you be surprised if you saw them in Heaven?	Hitler and Hitler?
For the people who haven’t gotten sick during this entire pandemic, how are you doing?	Mentally, kinda fucked. Anxiety issues I never had before.
Which one of your once favorite YouTubers has become not enjoyable to watch anymore?	Shane Dawson and Pewdiepie.
How come we don't hear about Nazis in Germany, we hear about Nazis in US all the time.Many Nazis escaped prosecution and had families and they must've passed on their bigoted values to their children, is the German society so progressive that not a single bigot exists, or is it some clever pr job?	Even Nazi symbolism is illegal in Germany. It's not a PR job. They don't act like it never happened. Also, slaughtering jews and minorities wasn't really on the minds of average Nazi-alligned citizens. Many Nazis weren't even bigoted, they just didn't have a choice. If you live in a country, you don't get to browse a catalog and choose which one you practice loyalty to. Do you expect these people to have gone against their government and neighbors because of war crimes they probably had no idea were being committed? It's not so black and white.
What song will give you chills no matter how many times you listen to it?	boku no sensou for sure
So back in the day, Jesus was a carpenter - what modern day job would he have now instead?	Probably a carpenter
How do you activate your body's super human strength when you need it?	Adrenaline
What is your most morbid question that nobody is able to answer?	Why does obesity in some women cause blue hair?
What is the meaning of life ?	42
What animal and weapon would be the best combination for a Calvary unit?	Elephant rail gun.
What movie/Video Game Title sounds funny when you add "Fart" or "In the toilet" at the end of it?	doom in the toilet
What’s your craziest threesome story?	I was the spectator
What can a woman do or say to make you hard?	I'm making garlic bread what some
A company is taking a survey of their employees of how they feel about working for them; (optional) now they ask how do you identify personally and sexually. How do you respond?	In the US that is an illegal question for an employer to ask.
How do you meet new people post college?	Recreational classes and meetups have been highly suggested
What is a url that makes the site's name comical?	Fagas straps: http://www.fagasstraps.com/ There's a reason Experts Exchange has a dash in the URL: https://www.experts-exchange.com/
What is something you said or did in the heat of a moment that made you feel like a total badass, and people around you think you were a total badass?	Paid all my bills on time and provided for not just for my immediate family, but extended family as well.
What fallacy do you hate the most?	You are either with us or against us
What are the best sites to find cheap flights from Canada to USA?	Google Flights. Use Google, type Calgary to Houston, or what have you
Which pornstar would you stay up for if they did a late night talk show David Letterman style?	Johnny Sins
What is something completely mundane, that people are fiercely divided on?	Toilet paper. Fold or bunch?
Whats your biggest problem?	I don't have the motivation to do anything productive
You wake up to 15 million dollars in a suitcase on the bed, what’s your next move?	Poke it with stick
What would you say is the best episode of The Simpsons? What makes it the best?	The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
What would you consider to be illegal?	Things that you can get arrested or ticketed for doing.
What was your favorite stuffed toy(s) in childhood?	Pound Puppy
Where to have leather gauntlets with metal plates and spikes for survival/apocalypse purposes created?	You don't want spikes, they'll get caught on everything. You can google HEMA, Historical European Martial Arts, and ask around in some of their groups for reliable blacksmiths who don't have a decades-long waiting list.
People who have found the love of their lives, How do you know that the person is the one?	She told me
What helps you fall asleep at night?	Knowing my ex is out there ruining someone ELSE’S life and not mine anymore
what was the most malicious thing you saw some one ever do?	Placing a single Lego in tall carpet in a dark room.
If there was a Tree of Life and and Tree of Good and Evil which fruit would you pick?	Tree of lemons
How have you met new friends as an adult?	I’ve met lots of people through work, hobby/sport/activity groups, volunteering, church, etc. but I find that once that common denominator is removed the friendship isn’t as close anymore and we don’t see each other as frequently or at all. For instance, changing jobs, or no longer able to keep up with group activities. I mean, the lot of them are great acquaintances and we keep up on social media, but it’s not the same as finding a good friend to do life with, in and out of seasons.
What would you like written on your gravestone?	No grave stone. Donating my body to science. Told my kids to take ashes in a back pack and poke a hole in the back pack and ski down a mountain in Colorado and don’t pay for a damn funeral. Have a giant party with the insurance money, no crying just have fun with the people that mattered to me
What are some things money can't buy?	A good personality.
If you could do any one thing right now what would it be?	Anna Kendrick
What’s a shower thought you recently had?	The water is too hot.
What discontinued food item(s) do you wish you could eat just one more time?	Do drinks count? I’d say Pepsi Blue
What is a real-life situation you thought only happened in movies?	Pandemic
What’s something that makes you laugh every time you see it?	Donald Trump
What song that your parents liked do you think is awesome?	"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John. I remember listening to Elton's second greatest hits album with my parents when I was eight and thinking, "Am I allowed to be hearing this?"
What’s worse than a crying child on an airplane?	A crying pilot?
whats a five nights at freddy's charecter who would probbably be a terribal freind?	balloon boy would be downright annoying
What's the most annoying non-toxic trait you have?	Finishing people's sentences incorrectly. It can become mildly annoying, I admit, and I try not to do it too often.

What musician has better personality than music?

Jack Black

What memes have been done to death that need to die but people continue to use them regardless of the overexploitment of said meme?

those emo little wojaks

What is the best way you have ever resigned from a toxic job, but on good terms?

With advance notice and with a professional letter of resignation. Never intentionally burn bridges.

Parents who post pictures of their kids on social media, why?

I guess for the same reason parents used to carry around pictures in their wallet to show everyone.

Wtf is happening - pandemic, heavy rain floods, endless storms. What’s your situation like?

Business as usual. Did you see the moon's about to fuck us up, too?

What are some things you have done while lucid dreaming?

Dry humped a chick who was trying to play golf. Pretty quickly I realized how silly the whole thing was. I was humping a pillow, FFS.

If birthmarks meant how you died how would of you died?

Either I got raped to death or someone stabbed my butt

What makes you feel loved?

Hugs

People who use ‘him or her’ / ‘he or she’ rather than ‘they’/‘them’, why?

"They" and "them" are plural pronouns.

What do most people seem to love that you absolutely can't stand?

Kpop

What current-day outrage is well justified?

Outrage sparked by police brutality.

What were the traits of the worst boss you ever had so far?

Narcissistic Sociopathy.

Retail workers, who is your favorite harmless nutcase?

*feels called-out

What’s your weirdest food combination that people give you crap for?

....pineapple on pizza 😭

What was your most memorable thought during post nut clarity?

She ain't worth it.

China and Russia frequently hack computer systems in the U.S. and other Western countries. Why don't the U.S. and its allies retaliate by hacking Chinese and Russian systems?

Why would you think they don't?

Who is hot enough to actually date the one you find most hot?

Wut?

What was the thing to get a teacher fired?

She was extremely racist towards us robots.

What's the oddest thing you've ever patched with superglue and/or duct tape?

My ass cheek

What is the most effective social skill you know?

Does anti-social skills count? Cause I sure know how to make people uncomfortable and leave me alone.

What is the joke that you invented and think is very funny but nobody laughed when you first told it to someone?

“I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.”

What types of pranks should people stop doing?

The kinds that are excuses to abuse people on camera

Have you ever forgiven someone even though they haven't 'fixed' things? How?

Sometimes when you’re done being mad, you can understand their perspective

What is the dumbest thing you've lied about lately?

Myself

What is one thing you wanna change about your parents?

Make them stop having petty arguments and being stubborn with one another. It’s annoying and there excuse when I call them out on it is “We’ve been married for 25 years that’s what happens.” If that’s the case marriage sounds shitty after a while.

Who’s famous in your family?

My uncle, but not for the right reasons.

your username is your motivation for being alive, what is it?

To electrocute people with tacos

What was the WORST moment of your life?

Back in 2008 I was a sophomore in high school. One night I was startled from my sleep by my mother informing me that my aunt had been shot and killed by my uncle. You can read that article [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ocala.com/article/20080422/News/604233311%3ftemplate=ampart) for the whole story. After a day passes we receive a call from a police department in Ocala, Florida that my uncle was planning to "T.C.B" before he "departs". His plan was to travel north to Michigan and kill my father, mother and I and then himself. My dad and I loaded up all his shotguns and handguns and waited patiently in our screened-in front porch. We were expecting a shootout. About 6 hours later we received another call from the Ocala police detective that my uncle was stopped by a Texas Ranger. Before getting to the driver's side, the Ranger heard a gunshot and retreated back to cover behind his squad car. It was discovered then that my uncle had promptly shot himself. Now my father has always been a man's man. Doesn't show emotion, thinks clearly under pressure and always seems to be very knowledgeable about almost everything. For reference He is a 6'6 300lb brick wall. He is very intimidating. This man was bawling his eyes out. I have never seen him cry up until that point. That day has been ingrained into my brain and will forever haunt me.

[Serious] Americans, what did you do with your stimulus money ($3,200 total)?

Threw it directly in savings.

People who but salted butter, why? How lazy are you to add salt yourself?

People who fail to proofread their posts, why? How lazy are you not to catch “but” instead of “buy”?

What law would you add to your country’s legislation if you had the power to create one?

Right now you need a lot of quid pro quo evidence to prove a politician is corrupt. I would loosen that. Then I would make it a MAJOR criminal offense for a politician to take more money than the amount dictated by campaign laws from wealthy individuals and corporations. Money in politics is the root of most political problems in the US

Which is the sport you would like to play if you were a kid again?

Soccer. I really enjoyed playing it as a kid and wished I had kept up with it throughout school. It was one of the few sports I was actually okay at

Women named Karen - what do you do now when you have a genuine and valid reason to ‘speak to the manager?’

Hi. My name is Ashley.

How are you not Human?

I'm actually a highly intelligent cat. [Selfie](https://i.imgur.com/59hkiCi.jpg)

What was the biggest letdown of the last 10 years?

2016 election.

America’s Got Talent- Judges from Canada, Germany, Columbia, and UK. Talent mostly not American, so why is it called America’s Got Talent?

It takes place in America and is filmed for American TV

When online dating, should you spell out specifically what is it that you want? Like if you want a hookup just say so, or if you're looking for marriage say so and list where you stand with politics/sex/religion/etc. (Serious)

Never done the online dating thing, but I can tell you that being upfront with your intentions is never a bad idea.

How did you find out your partner had cheated on you?

Her sister told me during sex

What was the most disappointed you have ever been with your dog?

Fuck you, never

You have $50k saved and your lease ends in 2 months. You have no dependents and no dept. You have no attachments and want to quit your job. You live in the PNW. What do you do?

50k isn't enough for me to quit my job. But I would use the $$ to put a down payment on a very nice and modern home with large cat escape proof backyard.

Why are you broke?

I keep betting all of my money away on the horse track. I like the goofy looking ones.

What do you think is the biggest problem with modern society?

The fact that some people can be legally and morally discriminated against because something their grandfather did 80 years ago.

What is one unsolved mystery/scientific question you would like explained before you die?

who killed jonbenet ramsey

People that work in the parts of corporate offices that receive customer complaints, what is the craziest or most ridiculous complaint you’ve ever received?

lady complained that her terracotta pot broke when she dropped it after she had been using it for 3 years

What is the strangest, most unbelievable genetic disorder or disease, what does it do to the body?

Here's a fun one Auto Brewery syndrome. TLDR: it turns yeast into alcohol meaning you could consume bread and get drunk off that. https://www.healthline.com/health/auto-brewery-syndrome#:~:text=Auto%20brewery%20syndrome%20is%20also,foods%20(carbohydrates)%20into%20alcohol.

What would the first female billionaire's rocket to the edge of space look like?

Probably the same a males would. Maybe a slightly different paint job but all in all the same.

What are some superstitions related with certain activities(like don't bring a banana on a fishing boat or don't say Macbeth in a theatre)?

Don’t step on a crack

[Serious] Has their ever been a moment in time where you were completely at peace with your life?

No. Not once. I don't think I will ever feel like I'm at peace until I'm on my deathbed.

What sounds like a great idea, but actually isn't?

Communism

What's a piece of advice that sounded stupid when you first heard it but makes so much sense now?

I saw a post saying it's better to be trusting in a relationship than suspicious. Because if you are trusting, you "win" despite what your partner does. If the partner decides to cheat, eventually it will come to light. If they don't cheat, the relationship will flourish since you're not holding on to doubt.

What are your thoughts on people, who have never been in a relationship, giving relationship advices to others?

Just because they haven’t been in a relationship doesn’t mean you should ignore the advice. You can get wisdom from surprising places

How are all your internet apps and services curating information to you today?

Nice try, China

What is the worst thing you’ve been falsely accused of?

Snatching a weave, but it actually was caught in a box fan

What is something you should/shouldn’t have put on you resume?

An Extra language which you don't know completely.

Those who have seen pornos of your crush, how was it?

My sister did great

What video game character is your waifu/husbando?

Garbodor

What's the worst CGI you've ever seen?

Scorpion King in The Mummy 2. https://youtu.be/RYHaarxQTFk

Which one historical figure would you not be surprised if you saw them in Hell and which one would you be surprised if you saw them in Heaven?

Hitler and Hitler?

For the people who haven’t gotten sick during this entire pandemic, how are you doing?

Mentally, kinda fucked. Anxiety issues I never had before.

Which one of your once favorite YouTubers has become not enjoyable to watch anymore?

Shane Dawson and Pewdiepie.

How come we don't hear about Nazis in Germany, we hear about Nazis in US all the time.Many Nazis escaped prosecution and had families and they must've passed on their bigoted values to their children, is the German society so progressive that not a single bigot exists, or is it some clever pr job?

Even Nazi symbolism is illegal in Germany. It's not a PR job. They don't act like it never happened. Also, slaughtering jews and minorities wasn't really on the minds of average Nazi-alligned citizens. Many Nazis weren't even bigoted, they just didn't have a choice. If you live in a country, you don't get to browse a catalog and choose which one you practice loyalty to. Do you expect these people to have gone against their government and neighbors because of war crimes they probably had no idea were being committed? It's not so black and white.

What song will give you chills no matter how many times you listen to it?

boku no sensou for sure

So back in the day, Jesus was a carpenter - what modern day job would he have now instead?

Probably a carpenter

How do you activate your body's super human strength when you need it?

Adrenaline

What is your most morbid question that nobody is able to answer?

Why does obesity in some women cause blue hair?

What is the meaning of life ?

42

What animal and weapon would be the best combination for a Calvary unit?

Elephant rail gun.

What movie/Video Game Title sounds funny when you add "Fart" or "In the toilet" at the end of it?

doom in the toilet

What’s your craziest threesome story?

I was the spectator

What can a woman do or say to make you hard?

I'm making garlic bread what some

A company is taking a survey of their employees of how they feel about working for them; (optional) now they ask how do you identify personally and sexually. How do you respond?

In the US that is an illegal question for an employer to ask.

How do you meet new people post college?

Recreational classes and meetups have been highly suggested

What is a url that makes the site's name comical?

Fagas straps: http://www.fagasstraps.com/ There's a reason Experts Exchange has a dash in the URL: https://www.experts-exchange.com/

What is something you said or did in the heat of a moment that made you feel like a total badass, and people around you think you were a total badass?

Paid all my bills on time and provided for not just for my immediate family, but extended family as well.

What fallacy do you hate the most?

You are either with us or against us

What are the best sites to find cheap flights from Canada to USA?

Google Flights. Use Google, type Calgary to Houston, or what have you

Which pornstar would you stay up for if they did a late night talk show David Letterman style?

Johnny Sins

What is something completely mundane, that people are fiercely divided on?

Toilet paper. Fold or bunch?

Whats your biggest problem?

I don't have the motivation to do anything productive

You wake up to 15 million dollars in a suitcase on the bed, what’s your next move?

Poke it with stick

What would you say is the best episode of The Simpsons? What makes it the best?

The City of New York vs Homer Simpson

What would you consider to be illegal?

Things that you can get arrested or ticketed for doing.

What was your favorite stuffed toy(s) in childhood?

Pound Puppy

Where to have leather gauntlets with metal plates and spikes for survival/apocalypse purposes created?

You don't want spikes, they'll get caught on everything. You can google HEMA, Historical European Martial Arts, and ask around in some of their groups for reliable blacksmiths who don't have a decades-long waiting list.

People who have found the love of their lives, How do you know that the person is the one?

She told me

What helps you fall asleep at night?

Knowing my ex is out there ruining someone ELSE’S life and not mine anymore

what was the most malicious thing you saw some one ever do?

Placing a single Lego in tall carpet in a dark room.

If there was a Tree of Life and and Tree of Good and Evil which fruit would you pick?

Tree of lemons

How have you met new friends as an adult?

I’ve met lots of people through work, hobby/sport/activity groups, volunteering, church, etc. but I find that once that common denominator is removed the friendship isn’t as close anymore and we don’t see each other as frequently or at all. For instance, changing jobs, or no longer able to keep up with group activities. I mean, the lot of them are great acquaintances and we keep up on social media, but it’s not the same as finding a good friend to do life with, in and out of seasons.

What would you like written on your gravestone?

No grave stone. Donating my body to science. Told my kids to take ashes in a back pack and poke a hole in the back pack and ski down a mountain in Colorado and don’t pay for a damn funeral. Have a giant party with the insurance money, no crying just have fun with the people that mattered to me

What are some things money can't buy?

A good personality.

If you could do any one thing right now what would it be?

Anna Kendrick

What’s a shower thought you recently had?

The water is too hot.

What discontinued food item(s) do you wish you could eat just one more time?

Do drinks count? I’d say Pepsi Blue

What is a real-life situation you thought only happened in movies?

Pandemic

What’s something that makes you laugh every time you see it?

Donald Trump

What song that your parents liked do you think is awesome?

"The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John. I remember listening to Elton's second greatest hits album with my parents when I was eight and thinking, "Am I allowed to be hearing this?"

What’s worse than a crying child on an airplane?

A crying pilot?

whats a five nights at freddy's charecter who would probbably be a terribal freind?

balloon boy would be downright annoying

What's the most annoying non-toxic trait you have?

Finishing people's sentences incorrectly. It can become mildly annoying, I admit, and I try not to do it too often.