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What’s something good that’s happened to you lately?	made up with my boyfriend
how do you choose a college major when nothing interest you ?	Don’t put yourself in debt for college if none of it interests you, there are plenty of technical schools
What is keeping you alive at the moment?	Air, food, water and my body functioning like a normal person
What creature is your pet and why you choose them?	My pet chose me :)
What was your first car? And what you drive now?	2013: 2006 VW Jetta 2020: 2020 VW Jetta
What tv show was so unrealistic it made you laugh?	Brooklyn 99
What is a very underated movie?	Dredd *2012
Which show had a disappointing finale that isn’t talked about enough?	The Sopranos- GOT kinda bumped it off the hot topic list.
[Serious] What is something that molded you into the person you are today?	I grew up in state care. From Mac hall in LA (yes it was as bad as the articles say) to childhelp USA in Beaumont CA, to foster homes all over and back and forth with my mom who was abusive and an addict. I had a foster parent when I was 15. I stayed with her for only 120 days as she was part of a private foster agency and I was high risk at the time. She changed my life. She showed me kindness in that small amount of time. And I watched her show her children kindness. She changed me. If I hadn’t spent those days with her I would have been lost. She showed me the world wasn’t all bad. She showed me what healthy interaction was. She showed me how to be a real person. We still keep in touch and I’m grateful every day that I met her. Now I’m not an addict or a criminal. I’m a wife and mom to four kids. And people who know me have no idea I grew up the way I did. I beat the hand dealt to me because of 120 days and the kindness of a stranger.
What is a line of Work that you never want to hear someone else say "Oops!"?	Bomb disposal
What’s the worst way you’ve gotten rejected/seen someone get rejected?	I have never been rejected because I have never tried!
People in the military, what are some ways you have fun with each other?	this looks sus…
What appliance or common household items would you have multiples of if societal expectations didn’t influence your habits?	Two dishwashers!
What awesome thing did you do as a kid that you still think about and feel proud of to this date?	My grandma was trying to teach me to ride a bike without training wheels and I was just so bad at it and getting frustrated that my grandma told me, “you’ll just never learn” and I got so mad that I just pulled up the bike and rode it perfectly for like 50 feet out of spite and slammed it on ground and said, “there!” And stormed inside. I think I was 6-7yo
What daily habit do you have that might be strange or different but you won't stop doing?	Ripping the callus skin off my big toe
What’s something that’s illegal but no one ever gets arrested/punished for?	Domestic viololence
What changes in modern psychiatry would make a doctor from 50~100 years be amazed/surprised?	If you're even five years out of date you basically know nothing.
Who is one person that everybody wants to have sex with, regardless of age, race, sexual orientation, gender, etc?	Themselves.
People who can't hold down any job for any longer than a year or so - why is that?	Casue I suck at irl monopoly
What movie scene do you rate 100% perfect?	The dinner scene in Scary Movie 2
What's the earliest memory you can think of ?	I was 3 at the time. I remember I was at daycare, and it was naptime. now, I remember, remembering that naptime was the worst because I had to lay down in a too bright room listening to the same 30 second loop of ocean noises for forever, and then I was like "hey, I remember experimenting and learning to blink and that made my eyes feel better. what if I closed my eyes?" and I woke up and recess was already halfway done so I returned to not sleeping at naptime.
What is an anime where the MC is originally good but then becomes a villain or joins the other side for some reason?	Death Note, Code Geass
If you invent a new sex position what would you name it?	The Crap Crusher
Whats the weirdest municipal bylaw in your city?	In Denver you can beat your wife with a 6 foot stick no longer no shorter….wtf????
Which television channel did you grow up watching that helped you through a difficult time in your life?	Univision and its endless reruns of el chavo del ocho had me entertained.
What song do you wish they'd stop playing on the radio?	Anything Mariah Carey
What’s one thing you feel like you really missed out on?	High school moments. I was forced into home schooling because of family issues at the time. Everyone has great high school experiences and I can’t relate. I was at home taking care of my brothers. Makes me slightly jealous when I hear cool drinking stories or people going to concerts. I didn’t to my first one till I was 21
What do you wish was free?	Tampons
If you were a celebrity, how would you deal crazy fans?	Unplug them
What’s something you didn’t know, then googled it, and instantly regretted that once you found out what it was?	Blue waffle
POV: You're SpongeBob SquarePants and you've had enough or Squidward's shit. Pick a moment from the show where Squidward was a complete jerk, and tell him off. If you were in SpongeBob place, what would you say?	🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
What are some great and terrible transitions between actor and stuntman in movies?	Spaceballs
What carnival ride made you the most sick?	teacups, fuck those
What is your worst memory of childhood?	Dad losing his temper
Out of all the insults you have ever received, which one has affected you the most and how has it affected you?	Insults by my former best friend. I dunno why, all of them. Theres just that weird pain that they cause.
What do you look for in a partner?	Honey mustard pretzels
What is a person/place/thing you like but you are embarrassed to tell people?	Kpop. Everyone assumes you are 13 and weird about it. I just like the music.
What are the most overrated songs?	Dont Stop Believin and Sweet Caroline.
What is something that is popular and you have no clue why?	charli d’amelio and other famous ‘tiktokkers’
Who has the best customer service?	Chick fil a
People who are known for always being late, why can't you just get there on time?	Why can't people on time just loosen up a little?
Which musical artist you listen to produces the most amazingly unique sound?	Tyler, the creator. I don’t really listen to Rap/Hip-Hop, however, his sound is beyond unique in my opinion.
Which phrase Is crude, strong and true at the same Time?	Never put your dick in crazy.
What game isn't available yet but you're most excited for and why?	Elder Scrolls 6
Where were you when you didn’t want to answer the question of where have you been?	Around.
What movie series gets progressively worse as new movies were added?	Ooh! Ooh! Is it "all of them"?
What’s a movie everyone loves?	Shrek
What is a grammatical mistake you are tired of seeing people make?	Using “your” and “you’re” incorrectly.
[Serious] what's even the point anymore?	Catgirls.
What do you do better than your parents?	Not have kids.
Why have long hair if you’re just going to wear it up all the time?	So I can choke myself with it, daddy.
What would be the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery?	Book a sweet vacation for my dad, and give him enough to allow him to retire early. He's done so much for me, and is so selfless and generous. I hope I'm able to do this one day.
If you could date a character from any television series, who would it be?	Chandler Bing from Friends.
If you get rid the world of one disease what would it be?	Cancer
What were the circumstances of your most recent wank?	Trying to make a difficult decision and needed post nut clarity.
What’s a good way to spoil a romantic moment?	Comparing the person you’re having that moment with to your ex
If education was free, what would you study?	But it is free, isn't it?
Who would you NEVER let run a country?	Donald Tru....what? "It's too late?" Damnit.
What are your opinions on low-rise jeans? Will they be a trend?	I hope so. These granny jeans have GOT to GO.
When and how did you learn that Santa wasn't real?	Santa’s not real?!?!!!
Which existing product in the market would you like to fit into a nano size and why?	Condoms. Don't need to say why.
What do you think would happen if a highlander was decapitated by an inanimate object that had no intent?	I thought only a highlander can kill a highlander....
What is a food that should be known more?	Mexican Fried Ice Cream.
Anyone who has been in coma in the time when Covid started? And how did it felt when someone said : there is a new deadly virus?	Not me, but I can imagine the conversation : "Welcome back ! There is a new deadly virus !" "Uh-oh. A new Ebola ?" "No, think 'waaaay less fatal'." "Like 80% die of it ?" "Well...lower. Like 0.2%" "Okay. It it common ?" "Oh, we're in a global pandemic !" "Ah, like HIV !" "Y-yes, but, it's been around 18 months instead of 35 years and people actually give a shit about this one." "How'd it start ?" "Well...story was a guy ate a bat, then there was suggestion that a lab in China was paid to do gain-of-function research on coronaviruses by Americans who couldn't legally do such research in their own country - but that story was scrubbed off social media. Until it became the most likely origin story." "Weird. Countries are handling it well ?" "Does 'rampant racism and xenophobia' count ?" "Surely not a first world country like Australia." "Ermmm...ahhh..." "Tell me at least that 'Game of Thrones' had an overwhelmingly satisfying ending." "Uh..."
You are given one anime skill/power/technique to make use of. What is that power and what do you use it for?	Sailor Moon’s disguise pen. I’d use that shit every day to get dressed!
Similar to how they remade Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver, what TV Shows of today do you think they’ll remake 30-50 years from now?	Probably Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver again
What kitchen items do you use, rinse (but not wash), then put away?	Bread knife
What movie role completely ruined an actor for you?	Kristen stewart as bella in twilight. She’s actually not a bad actor but that’s all i see. Same with Robert Patterson. The whole cast got screwed
What’s a song that you can only listen to with the volume cranked?	Guerrilla radio. Zack de la Rocha specifically requests you to turn that shit up.
What useless talent are you amazingly good at?	Making weirdo shapes with my tongue
Which apple is the best one to eat?	honey crisp
What's a piece of advice that's stuck with you?	no matter how far you go, remember where you came from
What is something you wish you knew before going to college / living in dorms?	No cheese factory’s there
Who’s the actor you believe doesn’t really have any bad movies?	Surprisingly Woody Harrelson
What's your true passion?	Idk ...IDK!!
What would happen if the world doesn't have internet for a month?	I see trees of green
Which “based on a true story” movies have the worst historical inaccuracies?	Saving Mr Banks is pretty bad, even though I like that movie. They imply that Mrs Travers ultimately liked the Mary Poppins film that Disney made when in real life she absolutely hated it.
What do you all think about pineapple on pizza?	Love it.
Does it hurt an oyster when they remove a pearl?	Well, to do so would require you open it super wide which would give it a mild case of death
What would cause Americans to take up arms against the billionaires? who would win and why?	The people in this country who hate the concept of billionaires tend to also not like guns
If you became a dictator how would you remain and control and keep the people in check to not get removed of power?	Well, let’s make a few assumptions; - money is of no consequence, I have all I’ll need for any plans/preparations. - I’m well known and people know me before I become a dictator. Okay so here’s the plan: I’m going to start a war. As a mysterious person with no name or no origins I will convince several of the poorer countries on earth to band together and form a breakaway coalition, eventually to attack the wealthier nations, their motivation being wealth and resource inequality. I convince them that arms, ammo, and equipment will be supplied to them until they have acquired enough resources to begin their own production, but also that they should keep their intentions quiet until I give the word. While this is happening I would be publicly running for office in my home country. I’ll become a benevolent leader of the political world. Focusing myself on issues of the common man, and generally being willing to compromise with other parties for the benefit of all. Once I’m established I would signal the poor nations that it is time, telling them the wealthier nations are corrupt and weakened from within. After several guerrilla attacks against the nation and several military occupations not being handled well by the current leader I would initiate a process to remove that leader and propose myself as the replacement. Once I’ve secured the seat of power I would then begin all-out war between the two factions. My holy purpose would be reunification of the planet as one cohesive economy and empire. Through the course of the war, countries would have jobs via manufacturing and of course combat roles. Knowing the plans of both sides I could draw the war out as long as I like, eventually giving myself emergency powers like were given to FDR and Winston Churchill in WWII. I’d be unremovable from office for the duration of the war, the reason being that a cohesive military plan/vision is needed to win the war. Once sufficient power has been accumulated under my control I would order an execution on the political and military leadership of the opposing side - remember I’m technically their leader as a mysterious unknown person. I know where they are and what their security would be. This would end the planetary war, and we… shall.. have.. peace. \cackles people will be employed by the new planetary empire, jobs won’t be scarce, the PE would be able to construct educational facilities, medical facilities… all sorts of things. Edit: some words, I can’t type on mobile guys
If all jobs had the same salary, which job would you choose and why?	Those people who care for pandas
Best comedy/sitcom shows to watch to de-stress?	Who's Line is it Anyway?
What is the best sci-fi horror movie?	I'm a fan of Alien personally.
How did you achieve your best orgasm?	I accidently took a huge crap while jerking it on a toilet at Wendy's.
The founding fathers somehow time travel to 2021. Where's the first place you would take them?	The nearest extant Native tribe has a museum dealing with both their culture and with what was taken from them. They need to understand on whose bodies America was built.
If you could make one animal go extinct, what would it be and why?	Fuck mosquitos.
When did you last go to horny jail?	...what even is horny jail?
If given $1,000 to slap a celebrity with a fish who would you choose?	Ryan Reynolds, he seems like he’d understand
People who defend cancel culture, Why?	I do not support cancel Culture is. I think the people who support it are cowards.
College graduates: Would you recommend your college to others/ say you had a good experience at it overall? Why or why not?	college and life in general are what you make of them. it's up to you to allow yourself to have a good time. that said, in the US, pretty much all children should be going to college, the military, or some other program specifically designed to get 18-21 year olds into jobs, because most parents totally fail to prepare their children to be competitive at age 18.
What is the number one strangest, unexplainable and mind boggling phenomenon that happened to you or you've witnessed?	The ghost of my dead dog sleeping at the end of my bed, as a kid. When I called her, she looked up at me, lifted her head and simply faded away. I immediately started crying. She had an inoperable tumour on her spine that caused her to have horrific seizures where she could screech yelps of pain. I was barely 10 if that, those noises still echo in my mind when I think back to that time.
What's something interesting an ancestor of yours is known for?	Being a Russian Tsar
If you had to only keep 3 apps on your phone, what would they be?	Phone, Messages, Google. Nearly everything is web based. Hell maybe even use the web player with google voice to replace my phone plan.
What places do you see people on a date that screams side chick?	Sounds like you're worried about something?
What is your "random stranger made my day" moment?	I was leaving the supermarket on a hot day, and a couple was leaving at the same time and they had bought a pack of three ice lollies. They only wanted one each so they offered me the last one. It was awesome.
Those of you who speed up when there's a passing lane then slow down immediately after merging, why?	I figure they are took scared to get a ticket. Be brave fellow drivers we are right behind you!
Is it still a kiss if it makes no sound? Why or why not?	You can kiss in a vacuum and it’s still a kiss. Therefore I submit that the sound is a side effect of the kiss and not a requirement. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, there will be no questions at this time.
In Your Opinion, what is the best cookie?	Oatmeal Raisin
What's the secret do u have that you would never tell anyone?	Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you're someone.

What’s something good that’s happened to you lately?

made up with my boyfriend

how do you choose a college major when nothing interest you ?

Don’t put yourself in debt for college if none of it interests you, there are plenty of technical schools

What is keeping you alive at the moment?

Air, food, water and my body functioning like a normal person

What creature is your pet and why you choose them?

My pet chose me :)

What was your first car? And what you drive now?

2013: 2006 VW Jetta 2020: 2020 VW Jetta

What tv show was so unrealistic it made you laugh?

Brooklyn 99

What is a very underated movie?

Dredd *2012

Which show had a disappointing finale that isn’t talked about enough?

The Sopranos- GOT kinda bumped it off the hot topic list.

[Serious] What is something that molded you into the person you are today?

I grew up in state care. From Mac hall in LA (yes it was as bad as the articles say) to childhelp USA in Beaumont CA, to foster homes all over and back and forth with my mom who was abusive and an addict. I had a foster parent when I was 15. I stayed with her for only 120 days as she was part of a private foster agency and I was high risk at the time. She changed my life. She showed me kindness in that small amount of time. And I watched her show her children kindness. She changed me. If I hadn’t spent those days with her I would have been lost. She showed me the world wasn’t all bad. She showed me what healthy interaction was. She showed me how to be a real person. We still keep in touch and I’m grateful every day that I met her. Now I’m not an addict or a criminal. I’m a wife and mom to four kids. And people who know me have no idea I grew up the way I did. I beat the hand dealt to me because of 120 days and the kindness of a stranger.

What is a line of Work that you never want to hear someone else say "Oops!"?

Bomb disposal

What’s the worst way you’ve gotten rejected/seen someone get rejected?

I have never been rejected because I have never tried!

People in the military, what are some ways you have fun with each other?

this looks sus…

What appliance or common household items would you have multiples of if societal expectations didn’t influence your habits?

Two dishwashers!

What awesome thing did you do as a kid that you still think about and feel proud of to this date?

My grandma was trying to teach me to ride a bike without training wheels and I was just so bad at it and getting frustrated that my grandma told me, “you’ll just never learn” and I got so mad that I just pulled up the bike and rode it perfectly for like 50 feet out of spite and slammed it on ground and said, “there!” And stormed inside. I think I was 6-7yo

What daily habit do you have that might be strange or different but you won't stop doing?

Ripping the callus skin off my big toe

What’s something that’s illegal but no one ever gets arrested/punished for?

Domestic viololence

What changes in modern psychiatry would make a doctor from 50~100 years be amazed/surprised?

If you're even five years out of date you basically know nothing.

Who is one person that everybody wants to have sex with, regardless of age, race, sexual orientation, gender, etc?

Themselves.

People who can't hold down any job for any longer than a year or so - why is that?

Casue I suck at irl monopoly

What movie scene do you rate 100% perfect?

The dinner scene in Scary Movie 2

What's the earliest memory you can think of ?

I was 3 at the time. I remember I was at daycare, and it was naptime. now, I remember, remembering that naptime was the worst because I had to lay down in a too bright room listening to the same 30 second loop of ocean noises for forever, and then I was like "hey, I remember experimenting and learning to blink and that made my eyes feel better. what if I closed my eyes?" and I woke up and recess was already halfway done so I returned to not sleeping at naptime.

What is an anime where the MC is originally good but then becomes a villain or joins the other side for some reason?

Death Note, Code Geass

If you invent a new sex position what would you name it?

The Crap Crusher

Whats the weirdest municipal bylaw in your city?

In Denver you can beat your wife with a 6 foot stick no longer no shorter….wtf????

Which television channel did you grow up watching that helped you through a difficult time in your life?

Univision and its endless reruns of el chavo del ocho had me entertained.

What song do you wish they'd stop playing on the radio?

Anything Mariah Carey

What’s one thing you feel like you really missed out on?

High school moments. I was forced into home schooling because of family issues at the time. Everyone has great high school experiences and I can’t relate. I was at home taking care of my brothers. Makes me slightly jealous when I hear cool drinking stories or people going to concerts. I didn’t to my first one till I was 21

What do you wish was free?

Tampons

If you were a celebrity, how would you deal crazy fans?

Unplug them

What’s something you didn’t know, then googled it, and instantly regretted that once you found out what it was?

Blue waffle

POV: You're SpongeBob SquarePants and you've had enough or Squidward's shit. Pick a moment from the show where Squidward was a complete jerk, and tell him off. If you were in SpongeBob place, what would you say?

🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

What are some great and terrible transitions between actor and stuntman in movies?

Spaceballs

What carnival ride made you the most sick?

teacups, fuck those

What is your worst memory of childhood?

Dad losing his temper

Out of all the insults you have ever received, which one has affected you the most and how has it affected you?

Insults by my former best friend. I dunno why, all of them. Theres just that weird pain that they cause.

What do you look for in a partner?

Honey mustard pretzels

What is a person/place/thing you like but you are embarrassed to tell people?

Kpop. Everyone assumes you are 13 and weird about it. I just like the music.

What are the most overrated songs?

Dont Stop Believin and Sweet Caroline.

What is something that is popular and you have no clue why?

charli d’amelio and other famous ‘tiktokkers’

Who has the best customer service?

Chick fil a

People who are known for always being late, why can't you just get there on time?

Why can't people on time just loosen up a little?

Which musical artist you listen to produces the most amazingly unique sound?

Tyler, the creator. I don’t really listen to Rap/Hip-Hop, however, his sound is beyond unique in my opinion.

Which phrase Is crude, strong and true at the same Time?

Never put your dick in crazy.

What game isn't available yet but you're most excited for and why?

Elder Scrolls 6

Where were you when you didn’t want to answer the question of where have you been?

Around.

What movie series gets progressively worse as new movies were added?

Ooh! Ooh! Is it "all of them"?

What’s a movie everyone loves?

Shrek

What is a grammatical mistake you are tired of seeing people make?

Using “your” and “you’re” incorrectly.

[Serious] what's even the point anymore?

Catgirls.

What do you do better than your parents?

Not have kids.

Why have long hair if you’re just going to wear it up all the time?

So I can choke myself with it, daddy.

What would be the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery?

Book a sweet vacation for my dad, and give him enough to allow him to retire early. He's done so much for me, and is so selfless and generous. I hope I'm able to do this one day.

If you could date a character from any television series, who would it be?

Chandler Bing from Friends.

If you get rid the world of one disease what would it be?

Cancer

What were the circumstances of your most recent wank?

Trying to make a difficult decision and needed post nut clarity.

What’s a good way to spoil a romantic moment?

Comparing the person you’re having that moment with to your ex

If education was free, what would you study?

But it is free, isn't it?

Who would you NEVER let run a country?

Donald Tru....what? "It's too late?" Damnit.

What are your opinions on low-rise jeans? Will they be a trend?

I hope so. These *granny* jeans have GOT to GO.

When and how did you learn that Santa wasn't real?

Santa’s not real?!?!!!

Which existing product in the market would you like to fit into a nano size and why?

Condoms. Don't need to say why.

What do you think would happen if a highlander was decapitated by an inanimate object that had no intent?

I thought only a highlander can kill a highlander....

What is a food that should be known more?

Mexican Fried Ice Cream.

Anyone who has been in coma in the time when Covid started? And how did it felt when someone said : there is a new deadly virus?

Not me, but I can imagine the conversation : "Welcome back ! There is a new deadly virus !" "Uh-oh. A new Ebola ?" "No, think 'waaaay less fatal'." "Like 80% die of it ?" "Well...lower. Like 0.2%" "Okay. It it common ?" "Oh, we're in a global pandemic !" "Ah, like HIV !" "Y-yes, but, it's been around 18 months instead of 35 years and people actually give a shit about this one." "How'd it start ?" "Well...story was a guy ate a bat, then there was suggestion that a lab in China was paid to do gain-of-function research on coronaviruses by Americans who couldn't legally do such research in their own country - but that story was scrubbed off social media. Until it became the most likely origin story." "Weird. Countries are handling it well ?" "Does 'rampant racism and xenophobia' count ?" "Surely not a first world country like Australia." "Ermmm...ahhh..." "Tell me at least that 'Game of Thrones' had an overwhelmingly satisfying ending." "Uh..."

You are given one anime skill/power/technique to make use of. What is that power and what do you use it for?

Sailor Moon’s disguise pen. I’d use that shit every day to get dressed!

Similar to how they remade Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver, what TV Shows of today do you think they’ll remake 30-50 years from now?

Probably Hawaii Five-O and MacGyver again

What kitchen items do you use, rinse (but not wash), then put away?

Bread knife

What movie role completely ruined an actor for you?

Kristen stewart as bella in twilight. She’s actually not a bad actor but that’s all i see. Same with Robert Patterson. The whole cast got screwed

What’s a song that you can only listen to with the volume cranked?

Guerrilla radio. Zack de la Rocha specifically requests you to turn that shit up.

What useless talent are you amazingly good at?

Making weirdo shapes with my tongue

Which apple is the best one to eat?

honey crisp

What's a piece of advice that's stuck with you?

no matter how far you go, remember where you came from

What is something you wish you knew before going to college / living in dorms?

No cheese factory’s there

Who’s the actor you believe doesn’t really have any bad movies?

Surprisingly Woody Harrelson

What's your true passion?

Idk ...IDK!!

What would happen if the world doesn't have internet for a month?

I see trees of green

Which “based on a true story” movies have the worst historical inaccuracies?

Saving Mr Banks is pretty bad, even though I like that movie. They imply that Mrs Travers ultimately liked the Mary Poppins film that Disney made when in real life she absolutely hated it.

What do you all think about pineapple on pizza?

Love it.

Does it hurt an oyster when they remove a pearl?

Well, to do so would require you open it super wide which would give it a mild case of death

What would cause Americans to take up arms against the billionaires? who would win and why?

The people in this country who hate the concept of billionaires tend to also not like guns

If you became a dictator how would you remain and control and keep the people in check to not get removed of power?

Well, let’s make a few assumptions; - money is of no consequence, I have all I’ll need for any plans/preparations. - I’m well known and people know me before I become a dictator. Okay so here’s the plan: I’m going to start a war. As a mysterious person with no name or no origins I will convince several of the poorer countries on earth to band together and form a breakaway coalition, eventually to attack the wealthier nations, their motivation being wealth and resource inequality. I convince them that arms, ammo, and equipment will be supplied to them until they have acquired enough resources to begin their own production, but also that they should keep their intentions quiet until I give the word. While this is happening I would be publicly running for office in my home country. I’ll become a benevolent leader of the political world. Focusing myself on issues of the common man, and generally being willing to compromise with other parties for the benefit of all. Once I’m established I would signal the poor nations that it is time, telling them the wealthier nations are corrupt and weakened from within. After several guerrilla attacks against the nation and several military occupations not being handled well by the current leader I would initiate a process to remove that leader and propose myself as the replacement. Once I’ve secured the seat of power I would then begin all-out war between the two factions. My holy purpose would be reunification of the planet as one cohesive economy and empire. Through the course of the war, countries would have jobs via manufacturing and of course combat roles. Knowing the plans of both sides I could draw the war out as long as I like, eventually giving myself emergency powers like were given to FDR and Winston Churchill in WWII. I’d be unremovable from office for the duration of the war, the reason being that a cohesive military plan/vision is needed to win the war. Once sufficient power has been accumulated under my control I would order an execution on the political and military leadership of the opposing side - remember I’m technically their leader as a mysterious unknown person. I know where they are and what their security would be. This would end the planetary war, and we… shall.. have.. *peace*. \*cackles* people will be employed by the new planetary empire, jobs won’t be scarce, the PE would be able to construct educational facilities, medical facilities… all sorts of things. Edit: some words, I can’t type on mobile guys

If all jobs had the same salary, which job would you choose and why?

Those people who care for pandas

Best comedy/sitcom shows to watch to de-stress?

Who's Line is it Anyway?

What is the best sci-fi horror movie?

I'm a fan of Alien personally.

How did you achieve your best orgasm?

I accidently took a huge crap while jerking it on a toilet at Wendy's.

The founding fathers somehow time travel to 2021. Where's the first place you would take them?

The nearest extant Native tribe has a museum dealing with both their culture and with what was taken from them. They need to understand on whose bodies America was built.

If you could make one animal go extinct, what would it be and why?

Fuck mosquitos.

When did you last go to horny jail?

...what even is horny jail?

If given $1,000 to slap a celebrity with a fish who would you choose?

Ryan Reynolds, he seems like he’d understand

People who defend cancel culture, Why?

I do not support cancel Culture is. I think the people who support it are cowards.

College graduates: Would you recommend your college to others/ say you had a good experience at it overall? Why or why not?

college and life in general are what you make of them. it's up to you to allow yourself to have a good time. that said, in the US, pretty much all children should be going to college, the military, or some other program specifically designed to get 18-21 year olds into jobs, because most parents totally fail to prepare their children to be competitive at age 18.

What is the number one strangest, unexplainable and mind boggling phenomenon that happened to you or you've witnessed?

The ghost of my dead dog sleeping at the end of my bed, as a kid. When I called her, she looked up at me, lifted her head and simply faded away. I immediately started crying. She had an inoperable tumour on her spine that caused her to have horrific seizures where she could screech yelps of pain. I was barely 10 if that, those noises still echo in my mind when I think back to that time.

What's something interesting an ancestor of yours is known for?

Being a Russian Tsar

If you had to only keep 3 apps on your phone, what would they be?

Phone, Messages, Google. Nearly everything is web based. Hell maybe even use the web player with google voice to replace my phone plan.

What places do you see people on a date that screams side chick?

Sounds like you're worried about something?

What is your "random stranger made my day" moment?

I was leaving the supermarket on a hot day, and a couple was leaving at the same time and they had bought a pack of three ice lollies. They only wanted one each so they offered me the last one. It was awesome.

Those of you who speed up when there's a passing lane then slow down immediately after merging, why?

I figure they are took scared to get a ticket. Be brave fellow drivers we are right behind you!

Is it still a kiss if it makes no sound? Why or why not?

You can kiss in a vacuum and it’s still a kiss. Therefore I submit that the sound is a side effect of the kiss and not a requirement. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, there will be no questions at this time.

In Your Opinion, what is the best cookie?

Oatmeal Raisin

What's the secret do u have that you would never tell anyone?

Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you're someone.