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What’s wrong with disco? | Nothing |
How much, if at all, are you looking forward to watching the new Shyamalan movie, “Old”? | I’m not at all |
What do you think about today's teenagers? | They're regular teenagers. I actually find it hilarious how as a teen you'll think you're different and unique, but it's all the same pattern.
I was there, kid. Just like your mom told you, and you'll be saying the same when you grow up. |
You can lay down a "boost pad" that instantly accelerate people walking on it to running speed. How do you use your new toy? | i don't |
Video game completionists, how do you have time to do it? | No job, live with parents, no other major hobbies. |
What do you do to make a masturbation session really good? | Smoke weed. |
What is a charity you can feel good about donating to? | Is St. Jude the one that allows children to stay in their hospitals without making the family pay for it? Because I would trust donating to that charity since there is literal proof of the good that they are doing. |
what’s something that bothers you every day but you just can’t get it out of your conscience? | Its actually a question, why does obesity in some women cause blue hair? |
What food/dish is overrated? | Hard shell tacos. Soft shell is where it’s at. |
Whats the goal for you? | Lose 7-8 pounds by the end of August |
What is your one code or principle? | To not have a single main code or principle. |
Which country do you wish you were a citizen of and why? | Scotland, my boyfriend is there. |
[Serious] What do you do to forget the world exists? | play games, it relaxes me |
What childhood event happened you feel informed who you are today? | Not a single event, but the hours and hours I spent watching Simpsons. Shaped my sense of humor and world view. |
What advice would you give to a dude who is looking to become a more efficient tugger ? | Practice. At school, in the shower, in the car; practice practice practice. …. As if you needed to be told.
You say efficient, so i assume you are trying to do it faster? Or produce more cum? |
Anyone here who was in a "one-hit-wonder" band? If so, why only one hit? | Because after the hit our drummer was arrested for assault |
What are some pleasant facts that you know? | Rats are altruistic. If a member of their social group is trapped or in trouble, a rat will ignore its own needs and rush to help its buddy however it can. |
Smooth talkers what are some tips and tricks to talk to girls girls? | Girls are human |
If you could experience something for the first time all over again, what would it be? | As terrible as the experience ended, my ex.. |
Sudden itches or sharp pains at random on your body? What does it mean? | The skeleton seeks freedom from the flesh prison |
What's the best things to do in quaranteen in your opinions ? | Exercise, it makes you healthier and it keeps you occupied |
Best way to invest money while saving for a house? Saving roughly $1500 a month. Plan on doing it for a few years. How would you suggest to save/invest it while having it grow safely? | Depends on how long u are doing it for and what you are comfortable with. There isn't a way to invest that's 100% safe. The Nasdaq has tripled while the s&p 500 has doubled in the past 5 years. Either one is as low risk as it gets in investing. Many say the market is due for a small recession soon tho.
NOT a financial advisor so do your own research. |
What’s a legal thing you’ve done that feels illegal? | Walking out of a store without buying anything |
You are forced to sing any song in the world, but every word drops your current lifespan by 1 day.it has to be a song that has a chorus and/or vocals. which song do you choose? | Tequila |
What’s the gift you wish people stopped giving you? | Giftcards. If you're not gonna give me a present just give me cash. Don't restrict my usage of money to just one store. |
What's something you can say that only fans of that thing will understand? | Inconceivable! |
What is the best sensation you've ever felt? | the easy answer is an orgasm but the better answer is the satisfaction of peeling orange slices apart from one another |
What thing do you do that has the worst effort-to-payoff ratio? | Smoking........ |
What was your dream job when you were a kid/teen? Did you achieve it? What is your job now? | Dream job was to be the guy who drove around at a driving range in that modified golf cart to pick up all the golf balls while egging people on to try and hit me.
I'm an engineer now but I realized I think I want that to be my retirement job. |
In your opinion, what movie is extremely overrated and not worth the hype? | Avatar. |
How much or how frequently does one have to drink alcohol for it to be a red flag? | When you drink it more than water |
What are you plans for Wednesday? | Drive 2 hours each way for an on-site visit |
What's the weirdest thing you've ever done to satisfy a curiosity? | Mastrubate |
What was your biggest "oh shit!" moment? | Black friend said I was shit at something. Without thinking I quickly fired back “you’re the color of shit”. He got me in a headlock as a joke. We simply shrugged it off |
Who here watches Amberlynn Reid on youtube? If so, what are your thoughts on her? | A quick google search tells me you shouldn’t know her/let alone be watching her. Who the hell watches that shit these days honestly. Mukbang videos? I’m out. It’s not entertainment it’s disgusting immature and pathetic. You should lay off the internet for awhile probably if you’re spending your time on YouTube watching clickbait channels like that. |
Who was the hottest United States president? | Obama |
What would be the most terrifying text message to receive in the middle of the night? | Joe Mama |
How does it not get weird between friends that hook up and still hang around in groups? | Usually the one guy doesn’t want the other guys to know he got a brojob from another guy - so everyone keeps their mouth shut. |
What band/musician were you convinced would get huge, but never turned the corner to actual popularity? | Gotye |
What’s your biggest regret? | Spending too much time on the wrong person and always going back to them instead of actually putting in the effort to date other people. And now here I am 9 years later |
How much money do you regularly spend on your most expensive hobby? | 70$ thanks gw |
What is an instance of someone that you’ve known whose belief in something directly contradicted their profession? | I work in a hospital and it baffles me how many nurses declined getting vaccinated. They are seeing the sickness and mayhem first hand but they still refused. It doesn't make sense to me, but it isn't my call. |
If you could tell something to your younger self, what would it be? | Yesterdays lottery numbers |
Is it wrong to tell someone who’s religious that you’ll “keep them in your prayers” to show support even if you don’t pray and aren’t religious at all? | No, I wouldn't take offense to it if a secular person told me that. I would take it as if someone said they'll keep me in their thoughts. |
Who really changed for the worst after becoming famous? | Drake bell |
When did you walk in on something unexpected? What did you do? | Walked in on my girlfriends grandma naked when I was in HS. I did what any gentlemanly young man would and I gave her the wood. |
What’s a good hobby to start when you’re in your 20’s? | Investing. Learn early and set your self up for a fat retirement. Time is your best friend and in your 20’s you have a lot until retirement. |
You get to go into a time machine. What year do you go into and why? | Year One for shits & giggles |
What movie title have you mispronounced before? | Not a movie title but I always either misspell or mispronounce M. Night Shamalamalaykin’s name. |
Who do you glare at without thinking about it? | My sexual partners. |
You get a coupon for one free punch. You can punch any human being in the world with no repercussions. Who do you choose? | Mitch McConnell |
What was the worst show, concert, festival etc. have you witnessed? | Hamilton. I paid $40 to be brought back to freshman history class |
What's are the most underrated songs? | [Private Dancer](https://youtu.be/d4QnalIHlVc) |
What's your guys outlook on life, like is it just whatever or do y'all have a dream or goal you want to fight for or achieve? | Fuck the game, don't let the game fuck you |
Guys, you managed to score one night of passion with Megan Thee Stallion, what positions would you use and why? | Mouth, probably the tightest hole |
How do you call out micro aggressions? | You have to be strong and deal with it head on. Find the tallest building around, get to the roof and jump off. |
What is the stupidest thing you did as a teenager? | started smoking |
What is an insult uniquely used in your friend group that you're pretty sure nobody else has ever used before? | Fuckstick |
Ask Gamers, what was your biggest gaming achievement? | Committing my 5th hate crime without getting arrested. |
Whats a word you always mispronounce? | Worcestershire |
What happens to all the skin, hair, nails, and boogers people shed/drop on the ground everywhere? | Decomposes/gets eaten by a variety of microorganisms. |
What gets weird if you talk about it? | The one night stand I had with my mom |
Women, what is a question you have for men? | Why do you self-sabotage? |
What made you believe without a doubt that the psychic or medium you saw was the real deal? | We were just talking (text messages) on discord and she randomly mentioned the pain in my right shoulder, asking if it wasnt on the left recently (it was). Few minutes after she managed to describe my emotional state better than I would have and.. it felt weird as well as soothing to have someone putting words on what you feel |
At what age did you feel like you could stop calling your parents every time you needed help? | About turn 35, still do this. |
How do you figure out what’s wrong with slow WiFi? | Restart your modem and/or router. |
What are some recommended American TV shows for historical references? | Barney Miller |
Who was the last person you hurt physically or emotionally? How and why? | Me, because I know that dick is talking shit about me in the future. |
"Spirited Away" came 20 years ago today.Whats your memory of it? | I had never heard of it before when my grandma bought it for my birthday. Thankfully I was polite and hid my disappointment when I opened it, because after I gave it a chance, I watched it hundreds of times. One of my all time favorite movies, and all thanks to my grandma. |
What meal have you actually made and eaten that most calls out, "I am single and/or broke?" | Ramen that someone had already used the flavor packet out of…I found some better than bouillon in the fridge. I don’t recommend. |
Who took their 15 seconds of fame to far? | The Kardashians |
What is your “hol up. Wait a minute. Something ain’t right!” moment? | When I kept seeing the same guy every street I turned on while out walking, I realized he was following me and staring me down. I just stayed calm and pretended like i didnt notice and just walked a lot faster. I got home safe but he stood outside for awhile staring at my house. Called the cops told them what happened, havent seen him since but now I walk with pepper spray. |
What one habit made a serious difference in your life? | When depression hit, I began each day with one thing I’m thankful for. Could be as simple as Lucky Charms cereal or something serious like loving family. |
What animal has nature been the most unkind to and why? | Chihuahuas because they're so heckin ugly. |
What musician can you listen to for hours? | Modest Mouse puts me in a weird state of existentialism when I'm laying in bed in the dark. |
(Serious) What are some oddly specific playlist recommendations you have? | Just follow “Some_asshole” on Spotify, lot of stuff you’ve probably never heard some weird playlists, some more normal |
Maths help, obviously didn't pay much attention and very confused.. if someone pays $387 of $480 how much of a discount percentage wise would it be? | Divide 387 by 480, then subtract the result from 1.
387/480 = 0.80625
1 - 0.80625 = 0.19375
19.375% discount |
What song could you listen to over and over and over again? | Africa by Toto! |
What are your thoughts on the billionaire “space race”? | None, I’m just a peasant trying to survive |
Why can’t we be friends? | You keep talking about your Yu-Gi-Oh cards |
Whats you craziest/ saddest homeless guy experience? | I was homeless as well, I was probably about 16. Met a guy named Jim in his mid 60s at the public park. We started talking, and every day we started eating dinner together. We would take turns supplying the food... whatever we were able to steal or buy with food stamps that day. We cooked it at the park with one of the public grills, using the playground woodchips as fuel.
Anyways, after a few weeks... I started thinking, "How come this guy isn't crazy? Every other homeless person I've met has either been insane, or a drug addict... but not Jim." So I asked him, "Hey Jim. Why are you homeless?"
He said, "Whelp. After Vietnam I became a plumber, and did super well. I married a beautiful woman, and had a son with her. Well, eventually her mother got sick so we moved her in to take care of her...
When my son was 18, he died in a car crash. It devastated my wife. Then, a few days later, her mother died. About a month after that my wife committed suicide. I was left alone in this house I once had a family in.... I couldn't handle it. I lost everything. I decided I wanted to spend the rest of my days camping like I did as a young man, going to the library and reading books all day to forget my pain."
Jim was a good man. You can't judge a book by its cover. |
If you were to go to Hell, who else would be there? | You |
What are different ways to say “Fuck You”? | Here in Texas, we say "Bless your heart" |
What is the dumbest thing anyone's ever said to you? | “I can’t flush the toilet because the power is out” |
You find out Satan secretly spends his time on earth. Turns out he is your boss. What do you do about it? | Say “Knew it.” |
What are the best sports sedans out there? | 2017 Honda Accord Coupe V6 Manual. |
Since Olympic athletes are given "anti-sex" cardboard beds, where will they be have sex? | That was a fake story, there's tiktoks of the athletes jumping on the beds. They're made of cardboard for cost, and they're plenty sturdy for sex. |
What is your favorite food from the US ? | Clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl. |
What's your favorite mobile game to play while pooping? | Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes |
What motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? | My urge to take a shit |
What song do you think is undoubtably a 10/10? | Wish you were here |
How do you think 2pac died? | From being shot. Somehow Suge was fine though, thank God for that. |
What lie do you most often tell yourself? | That I can afford to procrastinate. |
Whats the maddest thing someone has ever asked you to do? | Live |
Whats a good comedy movie to watch right now? | Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
Those who were involved with it before legalization (where it's happened) what parts of pot culture have changed between then and now? | Blows my mind that if I didn't have a dealer back then who was actively selling, I couldn't get it at all. Kinda feels less special smoking dispensery weed tho. |
For people you pay for porn, Why? | It's gotten harder to see my sister naked ever since she moved out |
[Serious] People who went to college and feel it was worthwhile, what did you study, what did you find valuable, and what do you do now? | Went to college and studied general studies because I had no idea. Decided on Nursing and needed lots of pre requisites, like anatomy and physiology, bio, microbio, pathophysiology, and lots of simulation and OTJ clinical training. All of it was worthwhile for the degree. I work in a transplant center. |
What discontinued food do you miss the most? | Smurf berry crunch. Or “kaboom“ cereal. |
What's the worst song in the world? | Baby shark |
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