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What was your first favorite song?
Avril Lavigne - Complicated
What random smell brings back memories for you?
Mandarin fruit tree and mandarins, my grandma used to have one in her garden and she absolutely loved that tree. My gran passed at the start of the pandemic and whenever I smell those fruits I think of her and either get super happy remembering or super sad
What's an important question that every single person has to face?
Why am I still single?
What's a movie scene that always makes you cry?
When the dog (Sam.. and then you find out it’s Samantha) dies in I Am Legend. Goddamn gets me every single time.
What’s the most wholesome thing on the internet everyone has to see?
Mia Khalifa helping out racial minorities
What game do you have a fond memory of?
I can’t remember what it was called and that’s the worst part
What facts do you wish your younger self had known?
Be yourself, people will relate and appreciate it more. Love yourself, because you actually deserve it. Work hard, because your future self deserves it.
What is the most embarrassing event you have ever attended?
Pre wedding dinner, all was good ,groom asked if anyone had anything to say ,best man stood up and said you were right she's a hoe, then his brother said yep I fuked her too. Wedding off
Did anyone had to work and go to College? How did you survive and was it worth it?
Dude it's not like going to war while battling ALS. Wym how did you survive? Those are two very common overlaps for people.
What is your “and that was my first time smoking weed” story?
Was working a landscaping job during the summer. Our crew lead made a water-bottle bong and had offered me a hit. We still had one site to cut and leaf blow. I took one hit and felt like I was coughing up a lung. Started cutting and didn’t feel much. Only once I started using the leaf blower did I realize I was high. I had never believed the whole hallucination part of it, but when I tell you the leaf blower turned into a dragon, I mean I saw a dragon head breathing fire out of it. Turns out I was blowing the same section for a solid 10 min. Had to be driven home as there was no way I could walk back in that state of being. Long story short I was pretty messed up and ended up greening out when I got home. And that was my first time smoking weed.
Think of the the dumbest person you know. What’s the smartest thing they’ve done?
My high school had like a school store with snacks you can buy in general stores but one day it was closed. My “dumb friend” didn’t accept it and tried to open the door...little did he know that it wasn’t actually locked. We could’ve possibly stole but instead he got an administrator over. He made a deal with them, that if he could pick open the door then all of us would get something from inside. Of course the admin looked down on him (he was a class clown) and accepted the deal. In the end the admin was in disbelief and we got free food without having to steal.
Ex-homophobes, what made you come around? Are you butthurt about your previous actions?
butthurt lmao
If you own land how deep of the land do you technically own?
Depends, do you own the mineral rights as well?
What should you have told your doctor?
Issues at home and things on my mind. Growing up my parents always had us lie to our doctors. I remember once my step sister had passed and a week after her funeral I had to go to my check up. I had to pretend like I’ve been fine as always
You have been given a Stand. What god, song, etc. does your Stand represent (look up what was already represented on the site), and what are its powers?
Hybrid Theory. It represents Linkin Park's album by the same name, and it can uses another Stand's powers and combine them.
What's the highest height you've ever fallen from, and what were you falling from and onto?
2.7m, falling from a wall to the ground, it was a planned one, but it still took me a bit of courage to do the first time.
How did a past or current relationship change you?
I do not trust people very easily now.
Who is your celebrity villain?
Amber Heard Ariana Grande Mia Khalifa (that's an evil lying bitch) Vin Diesel
What TV show would you revive and why?
Teen Titans for my childhood The society since I loved the lore and the characters felt real like actual high school teenagers
Do you think we should bring back 1980s hairstyles, and why or why not?
Given the amount of hairspray I used in the 80s just to make my bangs stand up 8” off my head, I’d say no just for the environmental ramifications alone.
Parents, what did you get your toddler daughter to call her vagina?
We never called her ‘Vagina’, that’s just rude
What music (song, band, artist, style) did you absolutely love when you were younger and can't stand to hear now?
Limp Bizkit
What is the neatest thing you can go online and buy right now?
pecan pie
If you were at a super hero school where everyone had dumb powers, what would be the worst power to have?
Talking vagina
You turn into your main in your favorite game. Who are you and what do you do?
Jin sakai from ghost of tushima
Who in your life do you least want to embody?
Nancy Pelosi
What book/book series was good until the end?
The Dark Tower.
Those who had an accident with the class pet, what happened?
Some random kid just ate the fish. In the middle of the class. As we all watched. This was in 8th grade.
What's the freshest water you've had?
ICE COLD WATER AFTER EXCERISEEEEE
How has this past couple of years affected your friendships?
I started some
Women, how did you first find out what circumcision is? How old were you?
It was a spelling word on my homework in primary school lol When we pointed it out to my teacher (cause we didn't know what it meant so we looked it up in dictionary and had a giggle) she was so mad about how immature we were acting Miss P if you're reading this, you should've known better than to think that you could put a word like circumcision in the spelling list and think we would be mature about it. We were 10.
What are some things that needs to preserved for future generations?
White society
Incoming college students, what is your schedule for your first semester, what are you looking forward to, and what is a concern you have?
i dont have a schedule yet but im looking forward to moving in with my bestfriend once classes starts, and meeting new friends. the big concern i have is that i might not get over the fact the i have a phobia on blood and hospitals and i will be taking up nursing :)
What is that one dream about that has been stuck in your head since you were a kid?
I’m on top of a ottoman in my living room and there are thousands of mice in the house surrounding me and encroaching on me. I don’t even have a mice phobia
What is the "Ghetto" part of where you live like?
Hispanic and the part of town people lived in 60 years ago.
What do you think about “No Days Off”?
The first word of that statement. No,
What should absolutely be legal but isn’t?
Prostitution, let's stop punishing gay men who want to sell there body because some people abuse women even though people will still abuse women.
Where does the shell on chewing gum tablet thingys go when you chew the gum?
It's just a sugar shell, it melts when in contact with anything wet.
What's the biggest investment you've ever made that you don't regret to this day?
Bought a bucket truck for 25k
what is your worst experience with a neighbor?
I had a neighbor shoot a pizza delivery driver after an argument over his assigned parking space.
What is your favourite animal?
Octopus.
What's a show that's never had a GOOD episode?
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
You just woke up as Santa. What gifts do you give to the naughty children?
A joycon with extreme joycon drift
Whose ass would you love to lick out like it’s the filling of a double stuffed Oreo and why?
Well I think you asked this just to give your own answer, so what is it?
What is the most well known food item in your country?
Poutine
If God exists and she/he revealed themselves, would people who still believe in God actually accept them?
I suspect there would be groups that claim they're a false god simply cause they dont match their view of such a being 100%
What’s your pet peeve?
People wearing pajamas and nasty slippers out in public
How’s your relationship going?
Hehehehe, like thats ever gonna happen.
What would you do with your money if you won a mega millions jackpot?
buy mcdonalds
You get one wish granted what are you wishing for?
friends
What should one eat at 4 AM?
Water
What’s your favorite animated tv show or movie?
Movie: Into the Spiderverse Show: ATLA
What does your weird neighbour do to be given the title of "The weird neighbour"?
when she outside she makes strange comments about me and hurries her kids inside.
Who is your favorite current sports star? Who is your favorite past sports star?
Former- Jeff Bagwell (Houston Astros) Current- Jason Robertson (Dallas Stars)
If you could have sexy time with anyone you personally know, and no one else would ever find out, who would you pick?
You of course, are u available tonight?
What is the best age to be right now?
Almost dead. Whatever age that might be.
[Serious] People who regret going to college, what do you wish you had done instead?
I wish I had joined the military. College has brought nothing but sadness, and severe depression to my life as my college tries to force everyone to have an opinion, I’m neutral so I don’t care about most issues but my college thinks I’m wrong for that. I’m also not my full self in college, and I have had some bad things happen in my personal life in college. I plan to join the military when out of college to get away from everything, and do something more worthwhile with my life. It sucks having wasted 4 years of my life in college for nothing in return.
What is the worst thing you have done to your “future self”?
Saying I ll get gas in the morning.
If you could make a website to do something that can be done with as of today's technology, what would it be?
If you really want to then you probably could. If you acquire the correct skill set, website development isn't that bad.
What is something small that never fails to remind you of one of your grandparents?
One of my tie bars has a welding rod on it. My grandpa got it at a trade convention in the 80s. He ran his own welding business.
What is something you do at work that is not safe?
Work
What’s your favorite “mom joke?”
I *could* have been your father, but the guy behind me had exact change.
What three emojis describe you right now?
8==========D
If you were an American fugitive from justice, what state and specific region would you run to to hide?
Like imma tell you where I'm at
If aliens attacked our planet and demanded they receive the most valuable human on Earth who would we choose?
Keanu Reeves.
People who own cheap truly wireless headphones from china, what went through your mind the first time you heard, "looking for slave"?
Finally I found someone I can sell my Mom to.
What stereotype about a demographic you are a part of do you hate the most?
we’re all rich. I’m broke as hell
If you could have a band or be an artist, what would your rap name or band group be called?
Yeah man I tell ya what, talk’n bout ol’ band y’know ol’ maybe somethin like ol’ “dale Gribble blue grass experience” man
What does your Good neighbour do to be given the title of "The Good neighbour"?
Like a good neighbor stay over there.
If you were to be the movie character from the last movie you watched , what would you be ?
Rick fuckin' Dalton
What is the one historical event that stands out the most for you?
Manhattan project. The invention of Nuclear Weapons forever the changed political and militaristic landscape. Not to mention put us on the radar with aliens lol.
What would happen if you attempted to enroll your cat in public school?
They would call me a Silly Billy and they would probably write a children's book about it
What's a really cool name for a cat??
Meowlcolm. Meowlcolm X if he's black.
[Serious] What's the point of creating new bonds with people (friends/family/pet/having kids) if it's certain that when the bond breaks (break up/death) it will make us miserable?
It's not about the destination, It's about the ride.
What’s your favorite spongebob episode?
Band geeks
What is the historical event that makes you say you remember where you were when it happened?
9/11
What's your dream life?
Financial freedom
How would you describe what an Axolotl is as wrongly as possible?
Axolotls, They have flashing lights on their cars, shoot minorites.
Whats a song that will always get you hyped up no matter what?
The Soviet National Anthem
Who is the better Captain, Kirk or Picard?
Picard by a country mile. He's an elder statesman as opposed to a swashbuckling idiot.
How far did you go with depression ?
I___________this far__________I
When does compromising for your S/O out of love become settling out of desperation to keep them around?
If you give up everything to make them happy, and you're not happy, then it's desperation. Keeping someone around out of desperation is the worst thing you can do.
You have finally returned to monke, what do you do?
Embrace tradition and restore the Church.
How would you motivate someone without sounding patronizing?
Get off your ass and do something
What Was Your Worst Pizza Experience?
Bit into a metal shaving. Assuming it was from a sauce can
What’s the best book you would recommend for personal growth? Is it for business, habits, health, etc...?
The bell curve
What good life advice would you to give young adults?
Personal responsibility pays off
What name is ruined for you?
Mia and Khalifa
What minor, everyday thing would totally fuck up the world if just to one day dissappear?
Tacos
What is the longest palindrome you’ve seen?
*looks up lyrics to [“Bob” by Weird Al Yankovic](https://genius.com/Weird-al-yankovic-bob-lyrics)*
What is the best compliment you have received?
“Your brother is cute” we look similar so I’ll take that :)
[Serious] How safe is rural America for ethnic minorities to live?
I'm Mexican and I live in a small town of 200 people in Kansas city and I never had any touble with anyone everyone is very nice here
What is your favorite Simpsons joke?
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
What's an insult from back than that wouldn't make sense to the younger generation?
Bless your heart.
What are the stupidest/harshest/etc rules you've seen on subs?
r/ImaginaryDragons does not allow posts regarding the band Imagine Dragons. Go figure.
If you had a Nixon style enemies list, who would be at the top?
The Heat Miser
What is a common humble brag you hear a lot?
Dudes always say they got a big/thicc dick..... But their ladies always tell the truth
How would life be different if we had taste buds on our finger tips?
Wiping your butt would suck
What is that necessary evil you've done in the past that you still remember?
Voted in the presidential election
What’s your comfort show?
Futurama