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What is a movie you saw and absolutely loved but later realized it was complete garbage?
Monster Squad
[NSFW] How do you tell your gf pussy is not food?
Just send it back and ask for another one.
What day to day things should be illegal?
Driving slow in the fast lane
What is your opinion on zodiac signs and horoscopes?
As legit as any made-up religious stuff.
What do you do in your free time?
Videogames!
What’s your experience with the child support system like?
It sucked. Massachusetts and Maryland had a failure in communication. They ended up attaching my bank accounts for no reason. They can both kiss my ass.
What simple things give you the most nostalgia?
Music
What are some things in america that need fixing?
Education system
What is something positive that happened to you, or around the world, today? [serious]
My mom, who suffers from dementia recognized me today after almost 2 years. This is one of the best days of my life.
Blue eyed people,why do you squint your eyes so much? Does sun hit you harder or is it just a habit of some?
That's ocularly racist. Lensist.
What is your local, regional or national soda / soft drink that is only really available where you live? What is it called? What does it taste like? Is it worth trying?
Moxie. Tastes like carbonated molasses, but people who love it, LOOOOVE it. Worth the try but no promises that you'll like it lol.
How would you respond to someone who uses suicidal threats as a form of manipulation?
I'd stop responding
Pizza , Taco , Hamburger. You have to eliminate 1 for the rest of your life. Which is it?
tacos
what’s your favorite aesthetic and why?
The glow of an orange streetlight, specifically when it’s buzzing and there’s no other sounds around but maybe some rain.
What was the moment that made you just want to disappear under the ground over embarrassment?
Someone got a video of me masterbating then blackmailed me online threatening to send the video to my family if I didn’t give them $5000. I said no and they sent it out. I was able to stop everyone from watching it but I had to literally tell everyone the situation. I hate that day so much and I’m afraid they will come back one day with the same threat.
Why do you want to hook up with your best friends significant other?
My best friend keeps telling me how good the sex is.
(Serious) For the terminally ill and people suffering immensely with no hope of a cure, what are your thoughts on physician assisted death?
i think it should be allowed but it’s a super controversial thing because often time these patients suffer depression or other mental illnesses/disabilities that prevent them from making a well informed and completely conscious decision about something like that
[SERIOUS] Was prom worth it for you? How did it go?
It was definitely a 1st for me. Binge drinking, weed the works. I think so. It helped me check off a bunch of stuff I wanted to do. Now I'm not doing that shit lol
Which community are your banned from? why?
Banned from r/foodporn (I think it's on another account) because I told someone that they weren't fancy for using foreign languages - they posted an image of a tres leches that they made. Then I posted a medium rare chicken
What's an incredibly popular hero character that you hate?
Superman.
You're building a mansion from scratch. You can put anything you want in it but the budget is $1,000,000 dollars. What kind of stuff do you put in your mansion?
Where I live 1 million won’t get you much 😅 I would have a simple home with an infinity pool and backyard deck area
What one thing about you is unique?
My DNA
What is something you never did until you met your significant other?
Buttstuff
Where would you hide a pot roast so the fbi doesn't find it?
In several dogs’ stomachs.
What do you like about yourself?
I like my ability to be brutally honest with just about anyone.
If you could choose what would your superpower be and why? Also to the person commenting what would be a debuff?
Explosive semen.
How did your life change when you left a very toxic friend group in the past?
It feels like a weight had been lifted, my mental health definitely improved
What was the most awkward experience you had at a doctor's office?
When I went to my OB/GYN with my 3rd child, she told me I was due in May…. Again (all 3 born in May). Then she looks up at me and says “you must really love August!”
You're in charge of adding a 13th month to the calendar. What month is it, and what is its main holiday?
Petvember, it's main holiday is celebrating the pets you currently have or have had in your life.
What's your favorite Dinosaur/prehistoric animal and why?
Ankylosaurus - they’re built like an armoured tank and yet they spent their time adorably munching on small leaves (because apparently their teeth can’t handle large plants!)
What are your thoughts on the proposed Civilian Climate Corps?
I think they waited too long, and then will point fingers at those individuals when they cannot come up with something. Or, corollary, they'll take credit for what those individuals come up with. But, I've got a pretty low view on government and what their actual intentions are.
How did you change your life from a pile of mess into an organized existence?
I re-evaluated what I wanted out of life as well as took a good look at the people I considered friends and family, specifically how they made me feel. After cancelling out the people who were negative, as well as addressing some negative tendencies of my own with intent/plan to fix said tendencies, things just kind of fell into line. I’ve also started working out and eating better, and have lost more than 30lbs. This new confidence, as well as the support and constant notice of change from loved ones, encourages me to keep at it. It also helps I’m not as stressed seeing as a good handful of people who were negative are no longer able to interact with me. Setting boundaries with strangers, friends, and myself has also been very helpful.
Who is the weirdest person you have encountered and why?
Myself because I'm weird.
How has 2021 been for you so far?
Literally the worst. Career is facing pretty much dead end, this crush that hates the shit out of me appeared out of nowhere and all the attempt to find somebody for me -blind dates and even arranged marriage deals- got failed. On top of that, this whole COVID fiasco are starting to worsen in my country. WTF
What's the best kind of cake?
ice cream cake
What do you use, Google Chrome or Microsoft Edge?
Brave
Foot Fetish - (need ideas) What type of content do you want/expect to see in an OnlyFans account?
stomping on lasagna
What’s your rags to riches story?
Still workin on it
What question have you always wanted to know the answer to?
My preschool was run by a religious cult. Why didn’t they let us use yellow crayons? From the whole cult experience, it was the yellow crayons that didn’t make sense.
What is one thing that you would like to improve about yourself?
my abusive relationship.. my wife hits me for no reason
What is the most useful website you know?
I got a few, they are completely safe and perfect for good use: 1: GameJolt (Free games) 2. [Scamadviser.com](https://Scamadviser.com) (Tells you what websites are safe and not) 3. CurseForge (Free minecraft mods) APP 4. [AmazonOutlet.com](https://AmazonOutlet.com) (Best deals) 5. Lively Wallpaper app (Animated wallpapers) Hopefully you find all of this useful!
Non-Asians, you have interest in learning an Asian language (ex.Japanese, Korean)? Why or why not?
As an Asian, I don't even have an interest in learning another Asian language
How would you name your private island?
By thinking about it
How much money did you put down on your house? What was the reasoning?
I put 3k. Cause it's what I had saved up to that point.
What’s the creepiest/scariest thing you’ve experienced?
My SO and I had just started dating and being young adults still at home wanted someplace more private to have fun. They had a friend who's parents were selling their home and it had a digit lock on the side door. We got the number and started going there a lot. There was nothing else in the house except a couch, piano, and big grandfather clock. We were laying on the couch together one night, she had fallen asleep but I was wide awake. From where I was laying I could see the far wall, and the stairs leading to the second floor. After a bit I saw movement between the banisters at the top of the stairs. Two bright white limbs and then a body and head lowered itself to look at me between the banisters. There weren't any facial features, just two dark spots on an otherwise pale skinny figure. I watched it for 10 seconds before it lifted up and left. I slowly woke my SO up, and we left. Never went back there and didn't tell my SO about it for a couple years later when I was talking to her friend who's parents owned the house and I told my story. What's funny is my SO's friend and the siblings of the friend all had experiences there. From shaking beds to being watched from the attic window. I'm a skeptic, and I don't know what I saw, but it scared me.
What kind of shit are you going through right now that you could really do without?
I'm renewing my lease for another year and my rent is being raised. I wish that bullshit wasn't happening.
What is your embarrassing story?
one time when i was 7 I was at a camp with like 500 people i didn’t really know and they handed me a cake and i had to stand in front of all these people. I proceeded to drop the whole fuçking cake and cried and ran back to my cabin
If you had the chance to find out exactly what happened in ONE murder case, which one would it be?
FUCKIN JON BENET RAMSEY
What's something you looked forward to for a long time but were ultimately disappointed by?
The sequel to Pacific Rim
People with weird jobs, what do you do?
Consulting detective.
What's that one thing you don't want your parents to find out about you?
I'm married
If you were stranded on a desert island for one month and could only bring two things, what would they be?
A boat, and a 55 gallon drum of fuel
What percentage of the US is dilusional when it comes to politics, conspiracies, and news beliefs?
45%
If text kisses were real kisses, the world would be one big orgy. What other examples of exaggeration do you get in text talk?
if the eggplant emoji was actual dick, everyones girls would just be one major hentai plot
You wake up, you’re 18 again but in the current year, what are you doing today with your renewed youth?
Do I still have my job and degree? Bc then I’m killing it and have more time to compound interest in my 401k. Which means I could retire young.
What are your favorite foods for a beach picnic, with adults and children?
Turkey sandwich with chips
Would a whole album of Howard Jones covering Tom Jones be any good?
Ask Norah Jones
Your phone is at 1% battery, and you don't have your charger. What do you do with the few precious minutes you have left?
Waste my time reading this
Which artist has made "meh" mainstream songs that blew up, while having made more experimental, lesser known or really underrated music that you would strongly recommend?
I was told maybe 10-15 years ago that Nickelback don't actually suck horseshit and play decent, even metal-y music outside of their chart crap. I wouldn't know because that means I would have to listen to Nickelback to put this theory to the test but good lord I so hope it's true.
If somebody doesn't immediately take off when a stoplight switches from red to green, how long do you wait before honking?
I usually wait for three seconds or so
What's a personal workplace horror story that you've faced while working retail or anywhere?
I was working at a restaurant and one of the line cooks was like, 'does this smell weird?' to the chef. The chef proceeded to smell and recoil. It was a bottle of sour cream for the line. Turns out, the line cooks had always just been topping up the bottle for months and haven't given it a proper wash. They had been serving people that for months....
What are some Mandela effects, if any, that you believe in?
Idk specifically but having experienced things being wiped from the internet I wouldn't say it's not a thing
Would you ever visit Chicago? Why or why not?
No. It's got sports bears. Sports cubs which may grow into bears. Gay people who roam a metal forest and call themselves bears. Chicago has too much of a bear problem.
What is your oldest memory? How old were you?
I was three years old sad that I was gonna start school soon
What is one thing you recently learned about yourself that you were previously unaware of?
That i dont know who i am.
What do people do or say that says, “I’ve got my life together?”
They don't stress when something unexpected happens. They know whatever it is, it's going to be OK, and they adapt and move on seemingly without giving it a second thought.
The main protagonist of the last video game you played is now your next-door neighbor! How would you react to this?
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!
What made your first kiss unique?
Idk, hasn’t happened.
You get to meet any fictional character in real life. Who would you meet?
Uncle Iroh all the fucking way. Gonna get tea and sage wisdom
What’s a TV show that started out good but went downhill after a few seasons?
Fringe. The obvious answer is GOT. But let's not beat that horse anymore
How did you manage to work and go to college?
I worked security and did homework while sitting at my desk on overnight shifts.
What is the right am ount of movies in a movie series?
1-3. 3 at most unless you're the mcu and continue to make bangers
Have you had your child vaccinated against COVID? What was the process? Anyone tried it for a child *under* the age of 12?
>Anyone tried it for a child \*under\* the age of 12? The vaccine not authorized for this age group, so this would be a questionable decision from a purely medical standpoint not to mention that you would have to commit fraud in one form or another in order to do this Please don't break the law
What in your opinion is the worlds biggest problem and how do we fix it?
Pretending everyone is rational/treating deviants like they're regular
Parents who decided to have children in their teens/early 20s, what made you do it?
I did not want to have my kids on my late 30s or early 40s like my parents and be old decrepit tired people when my kids are in their early teens. We had our first at 22 and I do not regret it one second.
What’s a minor detail that makes you seem smart?
Any odd educational tidbit that most people would find boring.
EMS workers, what’s the most haunting call you have ever been on?
Anything involving children
What is the best candy of all time?
Reese cups.
You're running for political office and your campaign slogan must be related to your username. What is your slogan?
Intersex rights now!
What is your favorite band?
MESHUGGAH
What trend now will we look back on in 10 years and cringe?
Making all men seem like monsters
People who put milk first, then cereal. Why ?
Because it's my second bowl.
What celebrity makes you question your sexuality?
Anna Kendrick.. omgoodness
Which 'stock characters' do you know in real life?
E.g. I know a crazy cat lady, a girl next door, and a wise old martial arts master
How would you describe the human race to aliens if you were the only person to get the chance?
Self Destructive. I’d reference Agent Smith’s description in The Matrix.
You can have one Pokémon as a pet, which one do you pick?
gardevoir because
What's the weirdest way you made a friend?
I got into a fight with him, and then we became friends :)
What is the most stupid rule/law you’ve had to obey?
saying the pledge of allegiance in school
What exercises can you do everyday without over training?
Walking
What is still a thing today that should have died already?
“Karen” Its been relentlessly driven into the ground and isn’t even ironically funny anymore.
If the Zip 22 was a car, what kind would it be?
A bad one
What do new users need to know?
Do not use emojis for any reason
Who is the best vocalist of all time?
Marvin Gaye
What breed of pig is “Brandy” from the Nicholas Cage film called “Pig”?
I asked the owners at Music Meadow Farm and they told me Brandy is a heritage pig breed, the Kune Kune from New Zealand ("the Trish pedigree line".) It's an descendant of Asian pigs brought in by whalers, kept by the Maori people. They recommended [https://livestockconservancy.org/](https://livestockconservancy.org/) for those interested in learning more about slow-growing, healthier varieties of livestock.
Can you share where you are from only by naming the food people are wanting to try when they visit?
Texas toast
If you were able to telepathically talk to any one person for 1 minute who would you talk to? and what would you say?
I'd choose a religious nut I'd say I'm god and give them the task of committing every crime possible to get into heaven
What thing have you always liked, that other people recently started appreciating?
Taking a mental health day
What documentary would you most like to see that hasn’t been created yet?
"We followed several CEOs and politicians as they attempt to survive three months on minimum wage."
What do you dislike in theory, but like in practice?
I dislike capitalism but I like making money lol
What's the best item you paid for between $1,000 - $5,000?
My gaming pc