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What is a giant isopod's (Bathynomus giganteus) predator?
dirtynomus giganteus
Whats the best 3d realistic animation software thats cheap and easy?
Blender
What is something you shouldn’t have done in a video game?
I hit the cuccos.
What was your favorite movie as a kid and how well does it hold up?
Jurassic Park, still holds up and is still my favourite.
What is your mother’s maiden name and the what was the name of your childhood pet?
lmao, you’re not getting my money
Hypothetically if your boss forced you to get rid of a shop cat that you love dearly, how would you subtly make your boss's life miserable going forward?
Release lots of mice around the shop.
What question did you immediately regret asking?
"Will you marry me?"
What is your “Money doesn’t matter, I’ll get it regardless” moment?
Building new pc in middle of pandemic and parts being rare/overpriced.
Out of all of them, what’s the most memorable crazy experience you’ve had in Vegas?
I was two blocks away from where Tupac got shot, when he got shot.
what is your biggest regret in life?
Answering this question
Which cars have the SLOWEST drivers?
Street sweepers
What is the worst feeling of all?
Loneliness
What's one food you enjoy but a lot of people hate?
Olives
What’s a name you’ll never see on a keychain?
Bort
Be kind July - what are your best kind moments?
Best moments usually happen when I'm alone.
What's the longest duration you went without sleeping?
Around 38-40 hrs, being 12 was fun
What is a childhood dream job you wanted that you became disillusioned with when you became and adult?
Architect
What are some of your favorite memories?
My mom saying that she was proud of me Miss you mom
What's the best movie sequel of all-time?
Terminator 2
Have you ever been taught by a teacher who was an expert/professional for the subject being taught? What was the experience like?
Sergeant First Class Vance was an expert in inflicting pain without ever laying a finger on you.
What are some of the best and worst places to party crash?
a funeral home can be both
What would you choose if you Had the chance to eat something that grants you immortality/make you able to teleport or be able to use telekinesis. If so, why do you choose this, but not that?
Immortality is shit, I’ll eventually want my life to end. Psycho/telekinesis sounds like the best one, given that teleportation sounds kinda limited.
What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
Kidney stone.
What the chance that our trio of "Space Moguls" intend on building a fleet of rockets to create their own Elysium in low orbit?
id say 0.069%, unless it becomes a viable loophole to evade taxes
What were the signs that your marriage was over?
Near the end of my first marriage to my husband, he was drinking heavily. Well, more heavily than what is usual for him. He is an alcoholic but it got worse before our divorce.
What would you do if they told you that you gonna die in 2 hours?
Tell my crush how i feel about her and give my little sister a last hug.
Whos better Bob Marley or Michael Jackson?
They aren't comparable They both did totally different things for the music world
Whats the wildest sexual experience you've ever had?
Jokes on you, I have none.
If you could what a games next update will be what game would you choose and what would it be?
Red Dead Redemption 2 Online: Make it to where you can befriend animals like that one chick can in the naturalist role/ have them at your camp if you can actually befriend them instead of just the wild goosechase for legendary animals. 25 fucking gold for the stupid kit- and ita not even that rewarding lol
What are some of the funniest or best pickup lines you have heard actually used?
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours" "My face or yours" "Wanna fuck"
Doctors and nurses, how blunt do you want your patients to be and has a patient being coy ever led to a lengthier diagnosis than necessary?
As a mental health nurse, I enjoy the patients that are blunt and direct. Usually when patients are being coy or being toxic on the unit they're discharged early.
If you could travel anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?
Uruguay. I love the country and would love to retire there
Whats your favorite genre of music?
Skinny white northern men with guitars. Also know as Indie.
What job is commonly made fun of or looked down on, but is actually a decent paying, stable job?
Garbage collectors
How much longer do you think it will be until humanity realizes we’re all in this together?
That's the neat part.We don't
Is it morally wrong to masturbate when your dog is next to you?
Nah, he’d do the same to you. You’re both dirty animals.
What’s the best icebreaker question you’ve been asked?
Do you prefer cupcakes or muffins? If you prefer cupcakes, at what point did you make the decision to be wrong?
People who voted for Biden, if your not voting for him again, why?
I think more people voted against trump than voted for Biden
What's something you can't stop doing no matter how hard you try?
Biting my cheeks/lips. Sounds easy to stop but at this point I keep going even when I'm bleeding and they're chewed raw.
If you could to back to any point in time for one hour, and change as much as you possibly wanted to within the hour, where would you go and what would you change?
Go back to my younger self and not waste birthday money on video games, not worth it.
Why do you hate insects?
I hate all living things. Insects are no exception.
Who's your favourite artist, and it doesn't have to be a musician?
Bougereau (surely misspelled, but in my defense it is nearly 3a.m. here), Friedrich Schiller
What should you have told your spouse already but haven't, because you don't want to hurt their feelings?
I got AIDS
What's a rubbish social construct?
Home owners associations
Is it wrong that mentally ill people who have been involuntary committed can’t possess guns and get charged with a felony if they possess one? Why or why not?
mentally ill having access to a firearm is never a good idea. It's giving a car to a blind person. Firearms require strict guidelines of operations and sane state of minds to keep themselves AND OTHERS safe.
What's the most surreal experience one can have while sober?
A seizure
How would you describe a hobby you have in the worst/weirdest way possible?
I enslave cold-blooded creatures from faraway lands and force them to socialize with me.
Why would someone keep old vapes and break them apart?
If you run out of Juice you can extract the remnants of your old tanks. I only do that with reefer vapes though.
What Movies Of 70s to 90s should Be Good To Recommend To Today's Generation?
Monty Python and the holy grail for depressed teens
What is the most relief you have ever felt?
negative pregnancy test
When one refers to “the city”, which city comes to mind?
The one that we built on rock and roll.
What is something that you wish you could see everyday?
The sun, unfortunately I can't look at it it's so bright
What was your F*ck it moment?
Fuck it! I'm not going to answer this question...
What is your first reaction to getting scared?
being scared
What is something you believed as a child that as an adult you realized is completely unrealistic?
Unconditional love
Talent vs hardwork. Guys what do u think it’s possible to beat talent with hard work or to reach the level of a talented one?
"Talent" is usually just practice. You don't have to work *hard*, you just have to keep at it until it's easy.
Who would win in a fight Doom guy or Kirby?
Kirby would just eat him
How does someone w/ SS disability ($1700/month) as their sole income make too much for medicare?
$1,700? Whoa there Daddy Warbucks. Try $1400
What are some cool things to apply for?
disability checks
What is the most socially awkward thing you've ever done?
Always look away if I make eye contact with a stranger. Espcially a pretty lady.
Retail/customer service workers: what’s something you wish you could tell your customers without getting written up/fired?
The only thing that would get me to go back to retail is being able to tell every customer to go fuck themselves after the transaction’s over.
What phrase or word did your favorite author invent?
My personal favorite is Grok: to understand intuitively - Robert A. Heinlein
Where do you keep your hidden safe?
in my safe spot
If you could only own things made out of a single material what would it be?
Gold
What’s the strangest, most left-field stereotype you’ve heard about your people?
We’re not as sensitive to pain as other races.
Why are you single, and when will you finally find someone?
Prior gf just lived too far away (2.5hours) and wasn't emotionally there enough for me (disregarded my emotions, wanted me to pay for everything, expected we were gonna get married even though we were together for like 3 months before I broke up with her), also women who pretend to be anime catgirls all the time are pretty annoying ngl.... I won't "find" someone, I refuse to. It feels like saying "you'll find someone" is along the lines of possessing a object. I'd rather meet someone, just be friends for awhile, and if we feel we're compatible, grow together. I want it to be organically and strong through that.
What state in the US is underrated in your opinion? Is there one that is also overrated in your opinion?
Underrated - New Hampshire Overrated - California
What's a toxic trait that you find justifiable?
Chronic kidney disease makes people's blood toxic and I can't stand it
Do parents of babies get annoyed when people make faces at their child at a restaurant or other public place?
Not if it’s keeping the kid quiet and entertained
Whats the best 'WYR' question you know?
WYR = Would you rather.
What was the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in your classroom?
put random objects in the classroom microwave
What should you say when someone knocks on the bathroom door?
I’ve been expecting you
Where would you hide something so that it never gets found?
If I tell you it will get found.
Do you delete your downvoted comments— why or why not?
Not usually; most of the time it’s a feeling of “why are you booing me? I’m right”
People who want women to strut, pout, and put it out, why?
Ew. You probably won't find someone like that on this site. The top answers are usually very high in moral fiber. All the answers you'll get might be joke answers.
What do you collect?
Ticket stubs (or I used to...fucking technology)
What’s the best part of having a vagina?
No accidental boners.
Your Username and your last google search have a fight, tell us what's happening?
Will smith and a porn star
What is the most non-sexual thing that has ever turned you on sexually?
Women in suits
Anyone who lived in a town with an animal as mayor, what was it like?
My town had a dog as mayor. It was ruff.
Anyone who hasn't taken any drugs seen demons or angels?
Don’t need drugs. Ask people with sleep paralysis.
Using only names of Rock bands, how was you prom?
The Chainsmokers
If you could do anything right now, What would you do?
Go live in the mountains by myself away from people and dealing with anything.
What things are louder than you’d expect?
Impact drivers/impact wrenches. Can reach 110 decibels or higher.
What is your favorite joke?
What's drinking beer and necrophilia have in common? "Nothing like cracking open a cold one."
What is your no. 1 parenting advice?
If you are not sure if you want kids, don’t have them. You have to be absolutely sure you want them.
Your letter of resignation is only one line. What would that line be?
Bye felicia!
What's the best strain of weed you've ever smoked?
Blue Dream, hands down my favorite.
What is was the worst thing your parent lied to you about?
Circumcision.
You are forced to live with a celebrity for 24 hours, who do you choose?
Jeff Goldblum, he seems like a guy who would talk about a lot of interesting things
What’s an album with no skips?
To Pimp A Butterfly
What would happen to you if your rifle malfunctioned, blew up on your in a firefight in the military, investigation?
I'm in the army. And this question is very exciting. 😁 This answer depends if you have an extra weapon or not. In the army, there's always 2 or more people in a fire team, so 1 guy watches the back of the formation. If you have a pistol, you'll probably be put in the back. If you don't have a weapon, you'd take cover until it was safe to keep moving. If you're injured by the explosion, you'll be treated immediately (if there a medic in your team) if there's no medic, your team will call a "9-line medivac" which essentially is a call for combat medics to come put you in a helicopter and take you out of the fight. I hope this info wasn't boring 😂
You have one wish, but it only comes true once you’ve died. What do you wish for?
To not be dead. Now what happens?
What’s the dumbest/funniest death you’ve heard of?
Death by snu snu
What’s the song that never gets old for you?
Forever Young
Would you date a person like yourself if you were from the other gender, if not then why?
No, never. I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.
What T.V. show would you use to show aliens what the human race is like?
parks and rec
Would you let Mike Tyson punch you in the balls for 2 million dollars? Why or why not?
Hell no. My little brother did that shit when he was 5 and it hurt like hell.
What is your opinion of people on food stamps?
Some need assistance. Humble yourself, you may be there one day.
What thing has happened to you that matches the lyrics of a song you love?
I'm old. I dated a lot, literally all of them are relatable.