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What's the one thing that never fails to get you tilted? | Gravity |
[Serious] Professional plan cancelers…what’s the best excuse you’ve come up with, to date, to cancel plans with someone? | I don't know if it counts as an "excuse" because it's the truth, I just say that I have too much anxiety to be seeing anyone. Thankfully my friends understand so I don't need to come up with anything crazy |
What's a short for something big? | Pènè |
What’s the worst case of attention seeking behavior you’ve ever witnessed? | People who post dramatic half-story nonsense on Facebook like “having the WORST day EVER! 😫” and then refuse to elaborate when people give in and ask what’s wrong. There’s one girl in particular I know who does this constantly, her Facebook page is a huge source of entertainment in the family. |
Whats a classic movie everyone should see, at least once? | Airplane! |
What is a wholesome youtube channel you like? | Mr Beast |
Imagine you're a 28 year old male, afraid of heights, and hasn't been on a plane since he was 7. You just booked your honeymoon, which is in a different country, and you're flying there. How do you prepare for your first flight in 21 years? | Valium (really works wonders for this situations) |
What videogame do you wish you could play for the first time again? | Psychonauts. What a fucking trip |
The last movie/show you watched you are inserted into what's the first thing you do? | oh man... it was Debbie does Dallas so.. |
What are some signs of manipulative behaviour? | Gaslighting |
What is something that will never cease to amaze you? | The audacity |
Whats the worst pickup line or conversation that you've ever heard and what happened after? | "Hey babe, are you america? because I want to conquer you.."
She said "that wasn't nice!"
And I said "It was for me! would you dress as a conquistador and choke me?!"
It was a fun night. |
When is is time to freak out? | Anytime |
What things you do that you regret after getting drunk? | drunken texts |
What would your base be in a zombie apocalypse? | nice try |
1. You’re perceived as a super hero but you’re actually a super villain *** 2. You’re perceived as a super villain but you’re actually a super hero. —— If you only had these two options, which one would you choose and why? | 1. Anakin skywalker
2. Thanos |
Whats the weirdest/dumbess way you or someone you know broke a bone? | I broke my arm trying to lift someone up with one arm during a high school football game. I also broke a couple of ribs after failing to climb a tree, trying to escape an ostrich. |
What is the highest risk lowest reward thing you’ve ever done? | Cunnilingus on a homeless lady. |
Life is like a box of chocolates. What is your favorite metaphor for life? | Don't worry life is like a box of chocolate, its finished faster for the fat people |
What’s your worst noisy neighbor story? | Mine and my neighbors houses are connected by my bedroom wall so one night I had gotten back from my parents house tired and there baby was crying loudly all night |
An alien comes to Earth and says they will destroy anyone who doesn't perform their special talent, what would you do to save yourself? | SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT |
What comes after sex? | Cuddles |
What's the best way to show someone who is unreachable that you care? | Write then a letter. An actual letter and send through snail mail. It hits people differently receiving a handwritten letter. |
Hispanic culture says bare feet on cold floor = you’ll get sick, what other myths were you told as a kid? | My Italian grandma used to tell me this all the time, this post made me smile. |
What's the most unforgettable youtube video that everyone needs to see? | The black lady singing on a table and then drops |
How would you change your job title to make it sound more fancy? | It is already way fancier than my actual job.
My actual duty, job, task or whatever you call it is being a errand boy/bitch for the c level guys.
On the other hand, my card says I’m a ‘senior reseach engineer’. |
What would it take for you to join the dark side? | If they had candy. |
Your username is now a company, what is its slogan? | Instead of slay the dragon, It's "Lay the Dragon" |
What video game started out bad, but became good? | No Man's Sky, apparently |
Those suffering in a heat wave, What Device do you own or made up to keep you cool ? | A fan |
Which explanation can make a flat earther change her/his mind? | Nothing. |
If you had the chance to re-design any video game, what would it be and what changes would be made? | Fortnite and everything no questions asked. |
Who’s a Youtuber that you used to love but now you despise? | [Watchmojo.com](https://Watchmojo.com) It's just list after list. Didn't make this list, no worry, we will make another list out of suggestions in the comments. Rinse. Repeat. This shit writes itself. |
For the people who adore and defend billionaires and their wealth. Why? | Poor people don’t produce capital and jobs |
What was the big scandal in your high school when you were going? | Principal was a coke dealer, he used the basement for business, when he was arrested in a sting some major politicians and businesses men were also involved |
What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever googled? | Braided pubes |
What is something that attracts you most to someone ? | Feeling of that somebody having interest in me, paying attention to me and being willing to give me affection. |
How much is enough, and how much is too much? | 14 |
People who are into bdsm and have been caught in the act. what happened? | Not much, I couldn't move. |
What is something you thought was super fancy or expensive but was a totally normal thing? | Double layered butt paper. |
What's the best excuse to get out of a fair parking ticket? | Just pay your damn ticket |
What is one show you love that you would never have watched if not for the pandemic? | Grey's Anatomy fell in love with it.. I tried watching Sons of Anarchy but to me the acting was horrible. It reminded me of a cheesy 70's show. So unbelievable. |
Why do you hate Jordan Peterson? | I actually like him |
Who do you respect but don't particularly like? | Jazz music |
What music will you have pumped into your capsule as you are launched into space? | Touhou music |
What is one piece of technology that never works when you need it? | Printers. Fuck em. |
[Serious] What's something that you just can't grasp? | Incest. |
Why do you hate Arnold Schwarzenegger? | Because When I was a kid my dad started a fire in the school library then shot my teacher in the leg and then my teacher killed my dad, who was a bad man. |
What 'good advice' do you keep telling yourself, despite it not working? | You're just having a bad day. Your anxiety will be better tomorrow. |
How do psychologists identify which patients are faking their mental illness? | Real crazy people don't think they're crazy. |
What is the worst decline in quality that you observed from a local restaurant? | I ordered from a takeaway for the first time in over a decade a couple of weeks ago, it was amazing, the kebab wasn't greasy, the pizzas was to die for.
I ordered the exact same Last week from Uber, they messed up both pizzas by only putting one of 2 toppings on each, the two toppings where the same for both pizzas but one had kebab and the other had pepperoni, I'm blaming Uber for that one. But what I can't blame Uber for is the weird taste the pepperoni pizza had and the puddle of fat at the bottom of the kebab. |
What is the smallest thing your grateful for ? | My pp |
What important event should be added to modern-day history textbooks? | When the rich people got their castle broken into in January |
What's a fact that's really weird that you can't believe it's a fact? | The FDA allows a certain percentage of bug parts to be in our food |
How much would it cost to have someone bioengineer a snapping turtle so it grows as big as a house? | 32 |
If you would have to date two persons in public with a combined age of 33, which ages do you pick? | Nice try FBI |
People who think we should have to take a test to reproduce, what is your plan for society to do this ethically? | Here for these answers. |
Search up your name on Google, what are the results? | Me |
People that worked before Covid and now won't get a job...How?...Why? | I feel like the premise behind this question is broken. You might as well ask: "liberals, why do you want satanic sex communism?" |
What's something that not many people have in their car but more should? | A good driver. |
Which one is scarier? Driving 300 km/h(186 mi/h) with car or motorcycle? | Always motorcycle |
What was the dumbest lie you ever heard of? | "Frankly, we won the election." |
To what degree is the association between BLACK imagery and themes of evil inextricable or universal? Was there a time or place when black things didn't have sinister vibes? How did that connection come about in European and Middle Eastern cultures? | You can't see in the dark so it is scary to us. That is why darkness has a negative association |
How bad was life growing up on a US military base? | Small houses, but, at least the one I was on, super safe community. No worries about letting kids stay out after dark and all that. |
What is a topic you could talk about for hours on end? | Just two words: Detective Conan
Also I have more topics I could be hours talking about like medicine, my pets, videogames, music and books. |
How much money is enough money? | 5 million would set me for life |
What fictional character do you wish you could pet? | I already regret making this question |
If you could kill one person with no bad consequences for yourself who would it be? | No one. I'm grateful for my life. |
What book do you carry with you, and why? | A notebook. To write things down. |
What's something you know but never learned? | I know your moms a hoe |
When did your wearing tan pants become a huge error? | Felt weird and tired, wanted to wear black sweatpants to school but decided it was too hot and I looked frumpy. My period was still irregular so I didn’t know it would happen that day. Wasn’t fun. |
Do rappers (and others) who get gold teeth for aesthetic reason get gold crowns or? | They get grills. Which is a mold to set on top of your teeth. |
People who travel the world, where has the very best food? | at Grandma's place. |
How did you embarrass yourself on a date? | i didn’t know it was a date |
What is the best thing in you routine? | A shot of tequila |
What is something everyone thinks you love but actually really hate? | Living |
People that don't eat fruit rollups in one bite...what else are you doing wrong in your life? | Savoring the delicious fruit roll up is not a crime. I’m doing great in life. |
What if God one day came down and said, "its pronounced 'Jod' then left? | *"Oh my Jod..."* |
Who is the dumbest public figure right now? | Marjorie Taylor Greene |
What’s a movie that you could watch over and over again and never get bored? | Blade runner |
Currently what age will you be able to retire at ? | Never going to retire.
Even if I had the money to (which I won't) I'll always want to have something to occupy my time. I need the satisfaction of work. |
Decades ago it was countries in the space race, and now its billionaires. What's the next thing to be privatized? | Terrifyingly, the next thing privatized will be water. |
Who is your honest celebrity lookalike? | I would say split the difference between Sophia Coppola and a young fuller-faced Jennifer Lawrence. |
What was your "im f*ed but at least it was worth it" story? | We Had a No Phone Rule in school, i looked Up the time in my Phone and my teacher went crazy and Said i Had to Hand it over and my Parents would need to get it Back for me. I thought this was BS and a Said No. My teacher got furios and i thought "dammn im fucked Mate" while arguing with her about why that ruling was stupid. In the end i won and she was Mad at me for a Week. |
In your opinion, what is the best resource to lean a new language? | Duolingo app it’s free and good for the free version |
What is your favourite Total War game? | Warhammer 1 & 2. I was/am a huge GW nerd. |
People that believe in free will, why? | Depends on whether you believe in determinism/philosophical materialism or not.
If everything, including consciousness, is composed of material matter, there is only the illusion of free will (because all material matter is dictated by forces of previous material matter - like quantum billiard balls that play out from 'Big Bang' to 'end of universe').
If consciousness cannot be fully quantified via material matter (metaphysical soul), then there is room for free will. This view is the most common, most misunderstood, and also has to account for the 'mind-body problem' (how can something not part of the physical universe impact the physical universe without being part of the physical universe).
For me, I'm in the latter category and believe in free will but only tentatively. I think consciousness is currently beyond our understanding (because of our presently limited understanding of the universe and particularly quantum physics), so I default to free will intellectually based on a kind of faith that consciousness is special, and there is more to the material/immaterial dichotomy than we currently understand. |
How is everyone doing? | Pretty Garbage. Thanks for asking and happy cake day. |
Who is one actor or actress that everyone loves? | Keanu Reeves |
What's the one point in your life that you realized your life is turning around? | Once I got away from my ex and her toxic family I noticed things getting immensely better almost immediately. My sleep quality, stress levels, temper, drinking habits, general demeanor, and outlook on life all improved. |
When Mars will be colonized, what will Martians find weird in our life on earth? | oceans |
Tesla owners, how do you keep maintenance and what are problems you experience? | Battery won’t charge over 50 miles after 95k miles. |
[Serious] Can you dislike the mainstream media (both left and right) and still dislike Donald Trump? Why or why not? | Yes
I dislike both sides
Think the media is very biased
And think trump is a jerk |
How would the founding fathers react to America if they were brought back to life today? | Why is that slave speaking to me? |
How do you comfort your parents after something tragic happens? | By hugging them and give them as much love as you can |
People who are always borrowing stuff, when can we have it back? | Later |
Aside from technological inventions (electricity, the internet), what would be the most surprising thing for a medieval era time traveler to learn about life in 2021? How would you explain it to them? | ***The gays.***
*They’re here, they’re queer, we all had to get used to it.* |
At what age did you start to find your favorite video game boring? | 18-19 ish. |
You go to jail for a crime you did not commit, but you manage to escape due to the circumstances relating to your username. How do you escape? | I forgot my own name |
What is something you think everyone should know how to do but they dont? | Clean up after themselves |
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