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What are the worst-smelling shoes you've ever owned or seen?
Those shoes the school keeps for when you lose yours
Whats your dream fight in the UFC?
Hasbullah vs Weeman
What is commonly said by your parents but they themselves contradicts what they said?
“Don’t use tobacco” - my dad, a tobacco user
White collar workers: how often do you rotate or wash your work pants?
I usually travel for work, I bring 2 sets of pants for the week
Do you think it's sanitary to reuse a towel that you used to dry off after showering, why or why not?
I use mine for several days before washing…Sure it’s going to gather a few germs and skin cells but nothing worth worrying about. Just my opinion
Who’s the most aggravating fictional character you’ve had the misfortune to stumble upon?
A personified and anthropomorphized God.
How has 2021 been for you so far?
Good.
Why must the good die young?
People from all walks of morality die young. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad but remember no man is ever truly either.
What is a song you’ll never skip no matter how many times it comes on the radio/your playlist?
Hotel California!
What's the weirdest dream you've had?
I had dreams where mutated moose/human hybrids were taking over the world
What age should a person be considered old enough to die of old age?
I mean, nobody dies of old age. Something gives out or gets infected.
Movie watchers, what is the most weirdest, most ridiculous, most terrible movie you’ve ever watched?
Star Wars the rise of skywalker
For uncircumsized guys. For maximum accuracy. Do you guys pull your hoodie forwards og back? What's best?
I clamp the end and just drop a piss bomb
What was your partner's reaction to your kinks/fetishes?
"Why stop there?"
What effect will vulgar displays of excessive wealth like we saw today from Bezos have on the political leanings of Americans?
Nothing - it will be celebrated as usual and the likes of Bernie Sanders will be blue in the face shouting otherwise. The reason Sanders (and nothing against Sanders or anyone like him) doesn't get a larger following is that to many, he is viewed as the person who wants to tax the rich, and being rich is the aspirations of many people. The majority of people will never be truly rich, however the attack on their aspirations means that celebrations of vulgar displays of wealth will continue.
How do you power through busy days when you're overloaded with work or things to do?
I pretend that I am a robot
What is something you would change about your body if you could?
Weight
What are some non-cringey entertaining YouTube channels you recommend?
Runesmith
If you owned a company, what would you name it?
FreeMoney (solve poverty)
What’s a time a bad situation might have saved your life?
Losing a friend
What was the worst thing that you've done, that you got away with completely?
I stole a book from the school library that one time and never gave it back
What is something that you will cry to no matter how many times you hear/see it?
Pepper spray
What's the last thing you bought, don't tell what it is only what you're using it for?
Digestion
Which years were the best years of your life and which were the worst? Why?
2011 was the worst, my father passed away from cancer. 2020 was the best as I got engaged and married to my bestfriend.
A loud noise wakes you up in the middle of the night so you get out of bed and creep down the stairs. Your hearts pounding and your mind is racing. As you enter your kitchen you come face-to-face with a family of raccoons rummaging through your cupboards, what do you do?
Yell until my husband deals with it. Fuck feminism.
What restaurant is not all its hyped up to be?
Buffalo Wild Wings. Look. If it takes you an hour to dip deep-fried chicken bits in sauce, put them in a box, and give them to somebody... there's an effing problem.
What have you lost and gain in last 2 years?
Hope for the Future
Why do you not vote on, posts you comment to?
Oh don't worry, I voted on this, just not in the way you wanted me to.
What’s a sequel that’s better than the original?
Empire Strikes Back
What book you think is highly over rated but people say underrated?
Social media
People who used to be introverts, how did you change?
We don't.
What events at the Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics are you looking forward to watching?
skateboarding i guess. but I'm gonna go out of my way for it. catch some highlights online I guess
What books are you guys currently reading?
Dantes divine comedy
What are the worst-smelling shoes you've ever owned or seen?
I had a roommate in university whose shoes smelled so bad that when I opened the door I could tell whether she was home or not by the smell alone. I used to have to put them in a plastic bag and hang them outside on the back door. She was disgusting.
What is your video game idea?
Nice try
What is an album that has 0 skips?
Is This It - The Strokes
If you could change one thing with the snap of your finger, what would that be?
Amount of money in my bank account
What is the most inconvenient moment you ever had to laugh?
anytime i’ve been told someone has died
What are the names you or your family created for some food that only you use?
When my grandpa made me scrambled eggs with sliced up ham in it he called it hamscram. I really hope he made that up
What's bothering you today?
my breakup
What is a sport that you don't consider to be a sport?
Darts - have you ever seen the athletes that play darts??
Service industry people that input special details about customers so that they can be impressed later on, have you ever input fake information and what ended up happening?
At an expensive steakhouse in the 00’s we had a regular who’s details were: Burnett (Mary - wife) table 6…. Blond (Stacy) table 36 Dude actually took his side piece to the same restaurant as his wife. Had “special” table for each.
Who was secretly the most toxic person in your friend group, and how were they found out?
We were walking to school. A woman faints in front of us. Another woman checks on her and tells us to call for an ambulance. "Friend" makes the call. Later confesses he faked the call. Never trust an orphan.
Have you ever gone to see a movie without seeing anything about it online or even seeing a trailer for it? Which movie was it and how did you like it?
For my parents first proper date they went to the cinema. Both of them are weirdos who refuse to hear a single thing about a movie before seeing it - to a militant degree. Dad suggested the film. Seven. The horror film about the Seven Deadly Sins. There’s some real messed up shit in it, and the whole time my dads just thinking “oh my fucking god she’s going to think I’ve seen the trailer and thought she’d want to see all of this”. Luckily it’s an amazing film and my mum’s a mega-fan of the horror and gore genre so she didn’t think he was a creep!
Starbucks addicts: what’s your favorite go to items when you order?
I bring my own mug and get coffee for 50¢
What globally popular dish from your country do you actually hate?
Fish and Chips (UK)
What fandoms or fanbases need to chill out?
rick and morty weirdo's, not even that good anymore
Which way do y’all put your toilet paper roll, with the paper pulling down from the bottom or the top?
Top. Bottom is subhuman. Google toilet paper patent and the original patent shows the paper coming from the top.
What the most pivotal moment in human history?
When we figured out how to farm
Hey sexy, how are you doing tonight? You want a little kiss on the lip?
Do you have tacos?
How will you feel if your friend shares nudes of their partner with you or with the group of friends without their partners consent? Does it change any perception about your friend?
Yes. They are a dick and should be ashamed of their actions
If you had to describe your country in one stereotype what would it be?
Bad teeth. Even though it’s no longer true. Also tea. I hate tea.
What do gay women find attractive in other women?
They aren't men
If you are given just ONE wish (excluding ridiculous ones) what will it be?
To be happy
What do non-Americans think of “American” cheese?
It is shit, but is godly when applied to ramen
What are the characteristics of a toxic person and what's the antithesis?
For the toxic personality, people who are toxic will almost always reflect the blame the best they can.Wether it be blaming a game, a teammate a teacher or whatever. So they are narcissistic, and self important
What is the best way to sell feet pics as a man?
Is there even a market for that?
What is a book that changed your life? And how?
Alamut by Vladimir Bartol and The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. Alamut taught me to never trust anyone’s word as gospel and that I define my own truth. The Alchemist taught me that you can always course correct in your life and it will lead to great things.
What is the evolutionary benefit of ass-crack hair?
Same reason you have nut hairs. Hair between your groin. And in your armpits. It prevents chafing.
What common phrases or attitudes really just feel like excuses to be toxic?
"Chill it was just a joke" or "stop taking things so personally"
what is the scariest/most bloody/most brutal cartoon you've seen?
Happy tree friends
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been inside or had inside you?
Licorice
When you think of a sadist, what image first comes to mind?
Marquis de Sade. He was a Comte though.
What's a TV show you love that you're fairly certain not many people have watched?
*Father Ted* (outside of Ireland, that is)
To the people in school who purred/hissed at people or wore a trench coat, Why?
Oh god, I had a friend who did that. It was cringe, even then. She did it for the attention. She loved having the spotlight on her and did all kinds of random nonsense to keep people staring.
What was the best thing that came from your post-nut clarity?
To check up on my friends mental health.
You can make one change to the country you live in. The change is immediate and can't ever be undone. What do you change?
get rid of cancel culture
What song(s) that isn't an artist's signature song(s) do you like?
All of Hozier’s songs are fucking genius, but he’s mostly known for singing Take Me to Church.
What’s the best advice for someone about to enter their 20’s?
Years fly by from here bud
What’s something you’ve learned that most people don’t know?
Circular breathing
What are some reasons you hate kids?
They're loud and noisey. Depending on the parent, they may not be able to use the bathroom fucking right.
What do you think, is this community able to write a sentence?
I’m
What is legal that really shouldn't be?
Conversion therapy
You open Instagram/Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg appears on the screen and asks "What's on your mind?" What do you say?
I'd tell him to fuck off.
What is something that you always feel bad after doing, yet still do it?
Masturbating. Also procrastinating taking a shower.
What is on your list of favourite happy ending romantic movies or movies that will make someone feel happy about life and stay motivated?
Stardust. Fuckin' love that movie.
What's the best joke you've heard or said?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? They sure do.
Who did great things BECAUSE they had a mental illness, not just DESPITE a mental illness?
Van Gogh
What is something dumb/funny you did while drunk or high?
Hit on my step sister
Whats the best type of pizza from Dominoes?
Meat feast
What is one thing you would charge about America?
Longer training times for police.
What music do you listen to but never tell others?
I love Backstreet Boys but I tell everyone backstreet is back
What could you have been and why aren't you?
I could have been a serial killer but I wanted to help people more
Whats the best pizza from Dominoes?
None of them. Dominoes is the worst pizza chain
Have there ever been two Olympians who met at Olympic games and had children the following year?
You have also heard that the Olympic Village is like a massive orgy?
What in your house can be used but it isn't used because it's just a decoration?
For my husband, apparently it's the vacuum.
How do you eat a pizza?
With my mouth
You fund the third political party of USA. What is it about?
Hookers and blow
What games is everyone been playing recently?
Cities: Skylines and Dark Souls 3
(serious) What do you listen to when you workout?
Nature and my own footsteps.
What are some dumb thoughts that keep you up at night?
"If I go to bed now I'll have 7 hours and 28 minutes of sleep." *Moments later* "But NOW if I go to bed I'll have 4 hours, 45 minutes of sleep."
Logic from the last videogame you played now applies to the real world, what do you have to do now?
Kill babies, stop the birth of the Antichrist, and worship Jesus
How is your area coping with COVID?
I live in a rural area and the program never really changed, even when it came to masks. We’ve never really had a issue during the pandemic.
What’s your opinion of Ireland🍀?
Considering I'm Irish the housing market is a fucking joke right now.
What is the formula to a perfect post on this platform?
Show your titties
What's your favorite burn from epic rap battles of history?
I'd have to say Cleopatra telling Marilyn Monroe she's lost so many babies they should call her Ms-Carriage. That has to be one of the most savage below the belt blows in history.
What is something that immediately makes you swipe left or right on someone on Tinder?
I don’t use tinder but if someone has smoking in there bio
What's the best way you've finessed the system?
I rang up organic avocados as regular avocados at the self checkout the other day. Not proud of it.
What was the reasoning of why you had to disown a family member?
Constant abuse from them.
When Was A Action You Wish You Could Undo?
Getting out of my daddy's dick