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We find that Aliens are real and will touch down on Earth in 6 hours. What are the first things you do or places you will want to be? | Try to get any supplies I can to extend my current food and medical supplies.
Regardless of what happens it will impact supplies. |
What’s the most regretful text message you’ve sent while drunk? | I once came out of the closet as a lesbian to my mother while drunk. I’m not even gay.. |
Which writer, living or dead, would you choose to be your biographer? Why? | Ernest Hemingway. He was a talented writer that was very creative and detailed but also objective. |
Which food looks the sexiest? | 🍑 P E A C H |
What will always be cool? | me |
Who do you want to be? | puffer fish because they look silly |
50 million Kangaroos in Australia and there are only 25 million people living in Australia. Who is realistically winning in a hand-to-hand combat war for the Land Down Under? | Kangaroos. They have the numbers and are generally stronger, too. |
What are some subtle joys of life according to you? | Getting into bed at the end of the day, having a new writing idea randomly pop into my head, finding a new interest and immediately jumping straight into it |
You get to make any celebrity your "fun uncle" - who do you pick? Where is he taking you this weekend? | Paul Rudd |
What's your "I'ma steal that joke for later" moment? | Basically all my jokes fall under that statement. Like they say, humor isn't always original, it's improvised. |
How did a teacher in your high school bring about a positive change in your everyday life? | Not high school but primary school.
When I was in Primary 5 the school decided to start using a Internet service called times table rockstars, you had 1 minute and you had to answer as many division and multiplication sums as possible.
This sounds boring but it got extremely competitive with people trying to be the best in the class. I ended up being the best in the school with a speed of answering a question in 0.69 seconds on average. |
What’s the best thing to watch while on LSD? | Nature. |
In a few words, what is your favourite movie/show and why? | Favorite movie Star Wars The Revenche of Sith, love everything in it really |
What’s you favorite Candy? | She used to work weekends over at the pink pony about 8 years ago. |
What’s a product you should NEVER skimp on cost wise? | OLIVE OIL.
Don't do it. |
How do you stop letting intrusive thoughts take over your life ? | Have you tried taking some time to meditate on those thoughts? |
How do you like your steak made (rare - well done)? | Blue |
What is the first thing men look for in women? | Is female |
What is your go-to dance move? | noticeably white |
What is your current favourite song, and why? | The Night we met by Lord Huron
Its chill, kind of soothing, I think the lyrics are good, good structure, doesn't lag, good for walking out in nature. |
What was your first, or longest serving hobby? | Drawing |
What’s something that you will always buy “name brand”? | Leatherman tools.
I dropped it and broke a tool off, SNAP.
Went to the Leatherman Retail Store, I wanted to get it repaired. The lady behind the counter just laughed and took my tool, went over to the display, handed me a brand new one in a box, around $50.
WOULD NOT HEAR of me paying. I told her I broke it by accident, it was my fault, it was out of warranty. Nope, she said we stand behind our product, I don't care if you drop it out of an airplane. |
What's a show that you want everyone to watch before they die? | The Good Place |
For older folks what are the more surprising recent technology advancements? | Those Boston dynamics dog robots are going to be used against citizens one day. They'll be able to run faster than we can perceive and shoot lasers. Surprise. |
What is the worst thing that you found out you did while drunk? | Fought my dad |
How long would your commute have to be, for you to either move closer or change jobs? | I live in a small country. I'm still in college, but ideally I would like half an hour max, if possible even less. I don't want to waste hours a day to get somewhere. I have other things in life besides work. |
What's been your most underrated comment/reply, personally? | The one where I replied "your dad" instead of "your mom" but it didn't go over well. My heart was not into it either though. |
What’s your 2nd favourite film? | Pulp Fiction |
Which physics defying device do you wish existed? | Teleportation. Do you know how much time that would save? Lives could be saved by transporting patients from accidents to hospitals quicker. People would spend less time getting from one place to anyone therefore creating more time to do productive things. It could be beneficial to the environmental less fossil fuels would be burnt to transport people and items by traditional means!
I get car sick, and I’m not a morning person. If I can shave some time off travel from point A to point B- I’d take it! |
Who are some of the people we don't talk about that shaped the world we live in today? | Not the whole world, but the 2nd founding fathers in the US ie the people that wrote the 13, 14 and 15 amendments after the civil war. We spend a lot of time in early school on Jefferson/Washington etc.. but the basis for Brown v Board, Gay rights, abortion rights all stem from their work under the 14 amendment. |
What do you think? Are we close to a WW3 being started in Asia by the China vs Taiwan conflict? | No. Just your ordinary superpower flexxing.
Russia did it with Ukraine, America with middle east, and a million other such events. |
People who speak ESL (English as a second language), when learning English, did they teach you a standardized form of English, or UK or American-based English? | My teacher was from the UK and she taught us to speak UK and American mixed English…
English is my 3rd language btw. |
How do/did you "find yourself" ? | looked in the mirror
I was right there |
What is your definition of love? | You know that thing that happens when you really like someone? That unexplainable feeling? Yeah that |
If all of Europe was trapped in a forcefield for a few centuries, what country would be the fastest to militarized and take over all of Europe from within the dome? What else do you foresee happening? | Germany |
Why has architecture gotten simpler as technology increased? | Laziness |
Who was the best villain in a movie or series? | Anton Chigurh - No country for old men |
What was your favorite thing about Poptropica? | Yo, that's a fucking nostalgic game. |
[Serious] What's the most overpowered philosophy to use when you want to get work done efficiently in your opinion? | just do the damn work instead of philosophizing about it |
What is the purpose of asking someone if they have any last words before killing them? | It's funny to fuck with them before you kill em. In movies It's so there's time for something to save them. |
What was something your parents did or didn't do that taught you to do the opposite with your children? | Have them… |
What's a line from a TV show only hardcore fans would recognize? | We had a funeral for a bird. |
What is something from your childhood you got away with and your sibling is still getting blamed for? | I blamed my brother for pissing the bed when I pissed on his bed to get get back at him for ruining my favorite toy |
Can you write down just the soundtrack of a popular song without other people able to guess it but in the end you can make it obvious when solving it? | du du dun dun
du du dun dun
du du dun dun
du du dundun |
What song or song lyrics made you cry? | The Big Bang theorie theme somg at the end of the last episode. |
What's the biggest mistake you made while cooking? | Accidentally putting all salt instead of sugar into a batch of *sugar* cookies. Yes, I am a dumbass. |
What is a movie you can watch over and over and never get bored? | Shrek |
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever believed? | the fact that if you eat gum and swallow it, it’ll take 7 years to get out |
People than send nudes unprovoked: Why? | I like to send them to myself to keep me guessing |
How would life play out if the COVID pandemic occurred in 2009-2010? | Thanks Obama |
What can you say during sex and also at a job interview? | How much will I get paid? |
You wake up in the middle of the night and hear a beautiful voice singing. It sounds near by can’t see who the culprit is. You uncover your sheets and discover that it is your penis singing. Will you be joining it in a duet? A whole new world? A new fantastic point of view? | What kind of drugs am I on while this is happening? |
If you had 10 seconds to say something every person in the whole world would hear and understand, what would you say? | Subscribe to pewdiepie |
What was your first pet? | A crab |
Do you agree with the saying that "gentlemen prefer blondes," and why or why not? | No, it doesn't make sense lol |
What weird habit did your Ex have , that you could never tell someone about ? | I can’t tell you. |
What was a moment that made you think "I know this person is technically an adult but this person is such a child"? | Former coworker was 25, looked and behaved like he was 18 or 19, tried to tell me that his last name was bringing him bad luck.
Kept locking his keys in his car. I told him to go make a spare and keep it in his wallet, locked his wallet and spare key inside the car. |
What's your favorite post from r/amitheasshole? | I like all the ones where the general consensus is YTA. There was one that comes to mind where a bridezilla didn’t want some disabled family member to attend. It was like a sister or something like that. |
People that work at fast food places, what’s the best/worst position? Cashier, window, cook….? | Manager hands down (worst) |
Who was it that let those dogs out? | The Baha Men |
Which show has never had a good episode? | Everything reality TV. |
What's something that poor people do that rich people don't know you can do? | Pay taxes |
Your friend wants to get into horror and decides to come to you since your a big horror fan. What horror movie do you show them and what horror book do you suggest? | I haven't read too many horror books unfortunately, but have heard The Shining is an excellent and scary read |
What's the worst kept secret at your workplace? | The location of the fucks not given. |
For someone wanting to invest a few hundred in a YouTube channel right now, what would be some good topics to start with that are popular/fun but not over saturated? | Avoid investing large amounts of money until after you're getting somewhere. Buying expensive gear won't help you become successful. |
From a scale of 1 to 1000 how much do you care about politics? | It literally dictates how much humans needlessly suffer so 1001 |
People in Orlando, what is there to do that isn't remotely a theme park? | The beach |
What are your best survival/ other tips for people who have worked only in white collar jobs before in their home country, but are now starting retail sales or similar roles in a different country (Canada)? | Never take it personal. And by it I mean ANYTHING. Retail is a nightmare and pissed off people in a store are the worst. NEVER TAKE IT PERSONAL. |
What movie will you never get tired of watching? | Shrek |
If you could RKO any historical figure who would it be and why? | Adolf Hitler because he was a massive cunt |
What is the weirdest thing you watch in incognito mode and is appropriate? | How to turn off incognito mode |
War, uh yeah, what is it good for? | Absolutely *nothin’* |
What is the earliest memory you have ? | I almost died when I was two. I still remember it. |
what is the most important to build up a relationship? | Trust |
Which has been the most entertaining show yet not so popular? | Party Down |
When have you witnessed racism in your place of work and how did you go about it? | I worked for Target ages ago. I was just working in one of the departments and I had an older co-worker, not technically my boss but my senior there. Every time, and I mean every time, a younger black person came nearby she would tell me to "watch them." Never once with anyone white. And this was in a fairly mixed race city, so there were a lot of these instances. I filed a complaint to HR. Nothing ever came of it.
If I did keep my eye on them it's because that's what I'd do with all customers in case they seemed like they might need help with something. Never saw any shoplifting, naturally.
Part of but not the only reason I walked off that job. Didn't really matter. I was 18 and it was a summer job. Fuck 'em. |
what songs can you change a few words in it to make it cruel? | "When I see your face... there's not a thing I wouldn't change"
Bruno Mars |
What's the line between Representation and Narcissism? | What? This doesn’t even make sense. |
People who purposely rev their car/motorcycle/truck engine or purposefully make your vehicle really loud in front of people. Why do you think people actually enjoy that? | Sometimes, they just feel the need to prove to everyone just how small their peepee is. |
What is the most interesting thing you have found in your basement/attic? | A centipede! |
What's the secret behind those zero sugar drinks that somehow taste sweet? | Artificial sweeteners |
What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve said to another person? | "Man i wish i was aborted" Apparently that wasn't the right response when asked to work a double |
How do different accents develop? | Language + isolation + time = accent |
How bad is the opiod pandemic in anerica really? | Anerica. My favorite country. |
At birth you'll be given to choice to live in a video game, though no respawns. What video game do you chose? | Animal Crossing seems like it’d be pretty chill |
If the city/town you are in was a village in an RPG, what would the people (NPCs) there say when to spoke with them? | Hi! Get out of our town! ( I live in a small village, full of angry old people) |
What is something your roommate does that really annoys you? | My roommate does not know how to manage her food in the fridge. She will make a lot of food, then get bored of it, then make more new food, and forget about the one she had made. She has a habit of wanting to store things, and thinks the fridge is magical and will hold anything forever. |
What was your best Cards Against Humanity win? | My dad was playing it shortly after my grandparents died, the black card was “you can’t have just one” and he put “dead parents” as the white card. |
What is one thing that you miss about high school? | the ease and convenience of meeting people your age |
What is something your pet does that makes you wonder if you are their pet? | Growls at me. He'll end up in the pound soon. |
What are some things most people underestimate about themselves? | How evil their own mind can be to itself. |
[SERIOUS] Recent graduates, was prom worth it in your opinion? How was it like for you? | it was worth it. it is a once in a lifetime thing after all.
it’s also a reminder that i don’t have to see those fuckers ever again. |
What's the frequency Kenneth? | Don’t fuck with me |
Former bullies, how did you make amends with your victims, and how did they react? | It was in second grade, we ended up getting along. I’m in contact with a few of them now at age 21. |
What Youtuber's are You Watching at The Moment? | Call me Kevin jacksepticeye and Markiplier |
You have to survive The Hunger Games teamed up with your ex. How's that gonna go? | I'm by myself, great. |
What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say: “underground-tripod elevation equipment”?? | I'm assuming this is a reference to something, but since you asked... This makes me think of construction workers making an underground tunnel or something with "underground-tripod elevation equipment." ¯\(°_o)/¯ |
To anyone who owns a restaurant, do you make the same dishes at home for meals as what's on your menu? | No, Sushi at home is too difficult to source. And most of the cooked items on my menu either require a fryer or large amounts of protein to cook.
I end up just making myself fried rice or some type of noodle soup/ramen with whatever vegetables I have on hand.
Or I just buy from nearby fast food like chipotle/Jimmyjohns when lazy
If I’m feeling extra I go get Vietnamese pho but I’m thinking about buying a bouillon and spice mix for that soon |
What are the reasons behind conservative memes always being so bad? | I think this requires the general response for such an incorrect statement. The left can't meme. |
There is a lot of bad stuff going on around the world. What can a fictional movie character do to help? | Elsa can refreeze the polar ice caps |
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