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What character death wasted their development?
Jaime Lannister in season 8. They did him dirty.
What is something that is usually completely normal to do, but becomes weird when you get paid to do it?
Bestiality
What is the smoothest pick-up line you ever heard?
It’s not the line that’s smooth. It’s the delivery.
What has been your best Halloween costume to date?
I dressed up as an evil fairy when I was like 12. It was a black cloak, a Scream mask and black fairy wings. Not much but I thought it was fucking awesome.
What piece of History sounds completely made up?
The part about Europeans sailing across the world, waging expensive wars, for spice. You'd think they'd use it in their foods if it was that important.
What’s your opinion on abstract art?
Some of it is decent but sometimes it seems like someone just lazily threw paint on a canvas and when someone calls it crap they just say “you wouldn’t get it”
What moment working in your minimum wage job convinced you that the minimum wage needs to be at least $15?
Never. I relized that if I wanted more money I needed to work hard, educate myself and get better jobs.
Why Minecraft is very popular ?
Its basically video game Legos
We look forward to children's 'firsts' (first words, first steps, etc.), but what are some of their 'lasts' that you look back on?
Baby tooth lost
What are your top 5 favorite films?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Pan's Labyrinth Donnie Darko Parasite O Brother Where Art Thou?
What is the best book ever written?
Good Burger 2 Go
Simps for billionaires, what do you get out of it?
I think for them its like trying to laugh at the bullies jokes or bullying, hoping they will be like them someday and be considered one of the good ones. It's purely pathetic, not much more than this, its base and childish.
What are some of the best albums created of all-time?
The best album ever is probably Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. It’s not my favorite, but I’d consider it the best. If you decide to listen to it, listen front to back without skipping songs. It’s supposed to be a story.
Which video game character is overrated?
Joel from the last of us. Its not that deep guys.
If you had one month left to live and had the means to travel, where would you go?
Space.
Which musical artist do you feel is overrated?
ariana grande
If an insurance company tells you every min to download the mobile app, how long will you be on hold?
29 minutes, then you'll get a message that the queue is full and your call will be abruptly terminated.
What is the link to that really gory website?
r/PeopleFuckingDying
People who had grades so bad that they expected not to get into a university, how’s your life now?
Grades does not matter in real life, skills does. If you have practical skills you don't need bullshit college degree.
What body part would you swap with the opposite sex if you had to swap, and what would you do with it?
The beard, i don't feel like having one and i'm too lazy to shave
If you could swap traits (Physical and psychological) with anyone. Who would you first visit? And what would you swap?
I'd like to give my anxiety to someone. I don't need anything back though
What’s the Kindest gesture a complete stranger has shown you?
Paid for a bus fare for me when I had lost my travel card back when I was too young to carry a credit card.
What is the best brand of chocolate milk you’ve ever had?
High's. It's a small gas station chain that's based around where I grew up. Their store-brand chocolate milk is killer.
There are only 158 days left until Christmas. Is it too early to rewatch Die Hard ? Why of why not ?
Welcome to the party, pal
What words are only used in your state/country?
Twat, taking the piss, bellend.
That dude in a mankini, what do you want to tell him?
Give him a thumbs up and post up for a high five
What is your kryptonite?
crypto nut
What is the most dangerous body modification?
Cock laser
If Pokémon existed how would history change?
We would eat Pokemon
Whats the coolest thing you built in minecraft?
One time I made a house in creative mode and it turned out looking pretty professional
What is one fictional company that you’d buy the stock of?
Doofenshirmtz Evil Incorporated!
What is something you've practiced but never got good at?
Honestly, oral sex.
Ex-college students, what job put you through college?
Gigolo
What did you go to college for and why does it have nothing nothing to do with your career?
I went because I wanted to be educated, and I did some jobs for few years, now I am a mom at home.
What thing, if it could be invented, would instantly improve your life?
Moneymachine.
What's something that Make you feel old?
My age
How will your life change the moment you come to know that solipsism is real?
First let me Google that.
What TV show or Movie had the most gruesome death scene?
Robocop, the dude getting shot by ED209 was traumatizing as a young kid
You're tasked with building a city from scratch: where are you putting it and what kind of features would you design for it to have?
Location: Anywhere - Features: Bringing out your dead
What’s the saddest thing you heard that you “weren’t supposed to know”?
My old girlfriend never knew her mother (left when she was young)... but one day she said that she wants to practice piano she practiced for months but she never got the chance to play on one of those big pianos with strings, so... she said that sbe've had found a place where she can play one it was a fancy ass house in a very fancy area in my country, me being a good bf I went to ask them if she can play on it and they agreed after talking with the house owner which I never saw I just spoke to the maid and she gave me approval, we went together to play on the piano had fun and bullshit, while playing the house owner wife's came and she said that she'd love to hear us play, I couldn't play shit so my gf played but while playing she started crying then rushed outside, I was hella confused, then I turned up to the owner's wife and she was crying too... I went over her and she was outside with the owner's little daughter, basically the owner's wife was her mother and the little daughter was her sister from another father was the most fucked up fact that I wish I would erase it was so sad that a girl that never knew her mother see her in a better life with a man that's better than her husband and just basically replacing her daughter with a better one.
What Shane Diesel movie do you like more, Triple X or Pitch Black? Why?
"Shane Diesel"
what is an immediate indication that someone is rich?
Calling their dad “daddy”
Which piece of seemingly good advice do you wish you'd never taken?
"Just follow your heart" That's fucking awful advice.
How do you deal with loneliness as an incel?
Stop blaming women for your problems and get out of the toxic echo chamber. Don’t blame people for having standards and work hard to become someone you’d like to date. Also, shower.
What movie brings you right back to your childhood every time you watch it?
Aristocats - memories of my cat, coming into the room whenever he heard it was on. Just sitting there and looking, until one scene that always made him “sit up” and put a Paw on the screen (a big sturdy 21’ tv)
What words would you want on your gravestone?
Just "You're next"
What's always going to stay the same?
The speed of light.
What’s your “I was the Karen“ story?
It happened recently; i am a left handed and went to vaccinate myself and need to use it. I went there with my mother who’s a doctor. I went inside and told them to vaccinate my right arm and they told me some weird and untrue stuff(they were nurses). I insisted and they denied, i called my mother and she couldn’t convince them too. We went to the next door, there they also insisted but after a couple tries they agreed :)
What's about to change?
A baby's diaper
People who got Covid, What effect did it have on you both mentally and physically?
My buddy Jeremy caught it and he says he can taste the carbonation in soda now and some things taste like gasoline
What's your favorite place to get a chicken sandwich?
Rosco's Legitimate Place of Chicken Very Clean Come In.
What's the worst thing that's happened to you online?
Prob just death threats or a a creepy lady kept asking for pics of my room 😩
People who prefer summer to winter, why are you lying?
OP has never shoveled a driveway just to have to wake up and shovel the whole driveway all over again. Or the sound of plows, knowing the roads are clear but you need to go out and shovel again
Anyone raised by parents who aren’t equally yoked? How’d that go growing up?
What does that even mean?
What makes you wanna get stuffed?
Stuffed?
How do you get better at Maths?
Practice practice practice
someone asked about overrated video game characters. what are some underrated video game characters?
Demon Prince boss fight is one of the best fights in any Dark Souls game. I could be wrong but I feel like it gets overlooked.
What in your opinion is the best yo mama joke?
Yo Mama's so ugly, she gotta get the baby drunk before she can breast feed.
What is the one thing you did during lockdown you never did before?
I started investing..
When was there a time where you thought you were heavily attracted to someone until they said something?
I was dating a girl for a while, and then in the company of friends she casually mentioned the Moon landing was faked. My friends and I kind of exchanged awkward glances, and they gave me shit about it for a while. Kind of made me see her as dumb, and I lost the spark.
If you could live in any fictional universe, where would you live?
Sword Art Online may be a terrible anime but the concept is sick.
People who roll with the punches - how’s your day going?
I ate once, I'm with my son, I'd say I'll take it, could be way worse
What pivotal point in time history could have forever changed the course of humankind? What would our lives look like today?
JFK *not listening* to his warmongering Generals during the Cuban Missile Crisis There is a lot to say on this subject, but the TL:DR is that the blockade JFK ordered avoided a tit for tat retaliation scenario that ended with nukes being launched.
What do you do when you can't fall asleep?
Touch myself
What's your favorite lifehack?
Drive without car insurance to save money
Why would someone as straight-laced as Ray Rice punch out his fiancé in a Vegas elevator?
She probably said something about his mom.
[Serious] What is causing the shortage of workers?
Employers aren't paying a living wage and they are treating their employees as disposable.
What do you think about the “ if it’s okay to slaughter cows and other animals for food than it’s okay to slaughter dogs and cats for food too” argument?
That's fine with me as long as it tastes good. Some cultures do eat dogs and cats
What is the most overrated tv show?
Greys Anatomy
How would you like to die?
Having the parachute fail at my 405th birthday celebration
What are some tips to get used to the routine of a full time job?
Working there for 5 years
What is that one thing that became more clear as you got older?
Adults are stupid, and always have been. It was a lie that you’d know what to do once you grew up
What is a phrase local only to your city or region ?
Jawn. It's such a great, multipurpose word, but every time I use it outside of philadelphia I'm met with nothing but confusion.
What are the two most controversial things allowed and forbidden in your country?
Abortion and cannabis probably
NSFW What's so sexy about "MILF"?
Experience...knowledge...confidence.
How do you learn to forgive yourself for not leaving an abusive relationship sooner than you did? (Serious)
If you learned to leave an abusive relationship then you can also learn that self-abuse is not healthy so forgiveness is the only way to move forward with oneself.
What historical figure do you think was the best at performing oral sex?
Cleopatra, that chick was obsessed with sex
What’s an example of a perfect invention?
Wheel
What’s a hobby of yours and why did you start that hobby?
Disc golf. Cause I love that it's like a hike with a sport/ activity. It's like a Trifecta. Outdoors. Hike. Sport. ♡
If the entirety of our human civilization were to wipe out except for one single thing that future scientists were to discover, what’s the most obscure thing they could find that would weird them out?
I’ll go first; one of those ‘shock’ gum pranks. Y’know, we all fell for it in grade school. I’m talking pulling out some gum from a packet a friend gave you, only to have a metal bar come down and pinch your finger! I got fooled over by those many times.
What’s your best “people are stupid” story?
awhile back when i went into a store there was a 40ish year old woman yelling at a 9 - 10 year old for wearing a mask
People who get mad when business owners decide to serve a niche and admit that you are not the target audience, why does that upset you?
Haven't you heard? The world revolves around me!
Which TV or movie reboot/spinoff should never have happened?
Ghostbusters
If you lived in an anime world, which anime would it be?
Pokemon? :/
What is one everyday thing a lot of people do that you can't believe is a thing?
Start their day without coffee... Those people aren't human
Those who changed jobs, got promoted, but now wish you had stayed at your old job. What is your story?
I left a solid paying job that was family run and relaxed, casual atmosphere for a great paying corporate job that worked me like a dog and working there felt like every day I could be fired over nothing.
At what age does one stop listening to angry music and ease into the happier stuff?
Since when is this dependent on age? If anything I listen to more angry music now as an adult in my late thirties because adult life and the world both suck.
What is the single worst condiment of all time?
Butter that’s frozen and served at a restaurant
What is a weird smell you like?
Gasoline
What is your "I was just there" moment?
One time me and my partner left a gig she was hammered but wanted chips .We went back to the hotel and I went out to go get said chips .The Mc Donald’s was closed so went to KFC .When I got back to my hotel room I woke up to find out that a hit and run happened 2 mins after I got back in .I was honestly 2 mins away from being involved in a hit and run .Crazy …
What is the politest way to decline a hand shake? Especially, if you find the person distrustful?
Break your hand so it's in a cast.
What makes you cry?
Onions
How fast was your quickest orgasm?
I tell her everytime, I thought we were racing
What are some tips you have for getting ready for work fast (office job)?
Stay organize
Secret woke police confession time: what edgy things did you say or do as a teenager that would definitely get you cancelled if you did them today?
This question is cringe
What is the oldest and youngest age you would consider dating? How old are you?
I’m 17, I would probably only date 17 or 18 year olds
What is your favorite shark?
hammerhead!
What is a toy...other than Lego...that will still be enjoyed for the next 75 years or so?
Rubik’s cube
What movie doesn't get boring even after watching it several times?
Emperor's New Groove. I'm a grown-ass adult and this movie still entertains me.
What's the appeal of Trump? [Serious]
I think some folks believe all politicians to be corrupt and prefer the one least likely to care to hide it.