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What’s the best movie, song, album, or book whose title contains nothing but numbers?
1979 by Smashing Pumpkins
If your punishment was working full time doing something (anything) that you absolutely dread - what would that look like?
Waiting. I work at a job where there's a lot of downtime. I want to say at least a quarter, sometimes more, of the workday is waiting. I'll honestly take non-PTO leave over waiting. Trying to *appear* busy when there's nothing to do is quite difficult.
[serious] what is like to live in a expensive penthouse ?
Been into many, for days as well, doesn't quite change much to me, you have to walk more. I go out for the majority of the day when I have a case to follow, so a little flat is all I need.
what would you do if walked in on your parents having sex?
Tell my dad to get out of my mom's grave
you are given 2,000 prisoner for experiment. you can do almost anything to them but here the rule. you can not hurt them. no battle royal. or thing that force them to kill or hurt. your are also immortal. what experiment do you do with them?
I put random chemicals in the water to see if any of them turn gay
What will finally break the internet?
The ultranet.
What job did you despise when you started, but eventually came to appreciate immensely?
I work in an engine factory, and, for me, a "educated person" with a degree from medical university, it was almost degrading. But then, I came in touch with other people, after they started working in the field, and turns out, that I only do my job for 8 hours, o stay on some overtime hours if I want, have almost no responsibility, and they pay me so, so much better than them, that I can actually afford ANYTHING I want...
What did you REFUSE to give up on because you had sunk too much time and effort into it to admit that you had made a mistake?
Life.
What is your favourite word in one language that has a completely different meaning in another language?
Japanese- Daisuki - I really like you Polish - Daj Suki - Give me bitches
What historical event was a Florida man story?
The Louisiana purchase
Will Nuclear Power ever become the new global normal source of electricity? Why or why not?
Probably
How do you say "I thought that was obvious" in the nicest way possible?
“…correct”
What would you do if there's a child right in front of you?
Check to see if they are one of mine
What city/state are you from and are they locking down again?
Wyoming. Hell no, we have freedom here.. and very low cases.
not including death or crippling urself, what would you NOT do for 1 billion$?
1. Anything that would prevent me from enjoying that billion (prison for life) 2. Killing a family member or close friend
What food did you "grow into/grow out of" loving? Why?
Tomatoes. Used to hate them. Would take them off any burger or salad. Turns out I hated raw out-of-season mass produced tomatoes. Now I can't get enough and eat them sliced with just a bit of salt and pepper.
What's a small incivility that should be normalized?
Telling other people's kids to shut up.
What is your shortcoming?
Being Hot headed
What is the best bad movie?
The Room
What personality type immediately puts you off?
The one upper Your cat died? Fuck off my brother is in a diabetic coma, my sister was raped, tortured and kidnapped, I work a shitty job as a leach farmer for 70 hours a week. I'm a loser who has asthma, aids and frequent migraines and no girl would ever want me because I have mouth herpes and my dogs have cancer and I'm gonna get evicted which means me and my two disabled parents are gonna be homeless. Those kind of people. I hate them
YouTubers, have you ever had a video blow up after you stopped making videos, if so what happened?
I put up a Futurama clip back in the early days that somehow managed to not get a copyright claim against it. I forgot all about it and checked a couple of years ago and it was over 2 million views. Nothing really happened other than a brief moment of surprise.
How bad would it be if you sent your last text message to the person immediately below them in your inbox?
My mom would wonder why I said “ok” so I think it wouldn’t be bad at all
What tired, stupid, overused joke do people repeat endlessly because they think its sooooooooooo goddamn funny?
“Haha YouTube is drunk again only 1 view and 709 comments HAHAHAHA”. If u do these jokes just stop
What's a product you were skeptical about, but ended up being worth all the hype?
bidet
Anti bucket list. What's something you will never do again?
Chemo I hope
What some unorthodox date ideas?
Going to your ex’s funeral
What’s the worst case of hypocrite you have seen?
Ted Cruz
Somebody not of your religion says, "I will pray for you". How do you respond?
Normally, I'd just give a simple "Thank you" because I know they mean well. However, one of my friends classmates back in HS was heavily religious and extremely condescending about it, so when he said it I replied with, "Thanks. If things don't change, I know who to blame then."
What’re the weirdest acid-trip like animations on YouTube?
Alfred's Epic Fugu Catastrophe
What would be the one thing you would tell yourself 5 years ago?
Keep fucking going, homey.
What show do you think shouldn't have been canceled after one season?
Firefly.
What's the best way to utilise $300 being put into your account every month for the rest of your life?
Rent/mortgage, you can always do more when you have a place to live.
Which movie endings have left you incredibly confused?
ET
You get to serve a meal to Gordon Ramsey named after your username. What kind if food would it be and what would he think about it?
Idk what it would be, but he'd need a glass of water.
What are some ways you can tell if a pair of breasts or buttocks is fake?
Tell them you’re with the FBBBI, Federal Bureau of Boobies and Booties Investigations.
If you had over 100 billion dollars what is something you would do instead of fly to space?
I'd probably also fly to space to be honest.
Instead of a Planet of the Apes, which species would you choose to overthrow humanity and take over?
Cats, they’ll eat us probably.
Which movie was life inspiring to you, and why?
Defending your life. It teaches you to quit fearing everything.
Everyone has a story, what's yours?
I was born at a very young age
What thoughts stop you from falling asleep at night?
The lack of sex in my marriage
What is your impressions on the upcoming Karen movie?
Karen is bound to spoil it, then complain about it
How do you make yourself feel happier?
Family
Which fictional character would you never trust with your life?
Jesus
What are things to keep in mind when going to USA from India?
Don't call anyone, just use apps for all your needs.
What is your favorite movie to watch drunk?
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas and Leaving Las Vegas back to back.
What movies fall under the “end of the world” or zombie category (any language) that you would recommend?
Zombieland
What kind of restaurant would you open?
Just an appetizers restaurant. Just drinks and apps
After you graduated from college/technical school, how long did it take you to find your first job?
I was *still in school* and was already working part time in my trade.
What is your favorite board game, and what’s your favorite card game, and which is superior, board games or card games?
Chess. Can't say I have a favorite card game. Slay the Spire, I guess. Board > card but that's very arguable and subjective.
At what moment did you realize your spouse/partner was the one?
When we had our first kiss when we snuck out of our parents' house in the middle of the night when we were teens.
What what what what and why if you don't mind?
Who
What would society be without the modern comfort?
The Amish
What's a thing you dont regret pirating?
Everything I've ever pirated.
Whats a gym myth that gets on your nerves?
You can target your fat burn
What was an unnecessary plot twist that ruined something for you?
Palpatine is alive. What a joke that new SW trilogy was. Now I don't really care about the whole franchise anymore because of those movies.
What are some uplifting subs?
r/benignexistence
What was the most chaotic dream you've had?
I was trapped in monkey bars with man-eating bunnies which were multicoloured and had glowy red eyes
What does being a good friend mean to you?
Someone who listens to you bitch as much as you listen to them. And they stay square on how many beers they owe you.
what was the weirdest place you been to?
Washington DC
Mobile game developers, why do so many games ask for your age? What happens when someone puts their age at a ridiculous number?
I’m not a mobile game dev but I think it’s used for ad targetting, you wouldn’t show an ad about botox or something to a kid lol
Who—or what—would you steal from with a clear conscience?
Pick a billionaire. Any billionaire.
What helps you keep motivated?
Spite
What's a good high school graduation gift for an aspiring diesel mechanic?
Rolling toolbox with work platform.
If 2020 were a car ride, what would be the first thing that happens to you?
Your alternator would blow in the fast lane of a highway.
What movie/Tv series/ Book Was so sad or depressing that you had to stop watching it/ Reading it?
City of Angels
In some U.S. School, students recite the “Pledge of Allegiance” to instill patriotism in youth. What are some things your country does so young people are proud of it?
Lie about our history.
What's the most scariest Situation you faced?
I once was being shot at by Bulgarian border guards. That was no fun.
What is something you can say to your dog and your girlfriend?
What's up bitch?
Is there ever a point when enough time has passed where someone shouldn't be mad at you anymore, no matter what you did to them?
Elephants never 4get
What is literally the most random thing you know?
Burning coffee grounds on a cookie sheet will remove the smell of a decomposing dead body from a house.
What is the most fucked up trend on the internet you have ever seen?
Snorting condoms
What Is The Worst Nickname You Have Ever Heard?
One kid had "lube" as apart of his last name so the other kids called him lubie
What one thing will destroy a marriage?
Dead bedroom
What's the best compliment you've received from someone you hate/dislike?
Their hate is the best compliment. If someone I despise despises me back, I know I'm doing it right.
Who’s on your no pull out list?
Gina Carano
What is on COVID Bingo?
Free Space
What has a bad reputation but actually isn't bad?
Pineapple pizza, I love that stuff.
Nice guys who finish last, Why do you think that’s all that matters?
I'm neither a nice guy nor do I finish last. I just wanted to give your post some attention :)
what’s the most amount of money you’ve found laying on the ground?
$20
Whats your favourite thing to take to work/school for lunch?
Turkey, prosciutto, and gouda cheese sandwich with a yogurt.
What's your biggest "I tried to warn you" story?
Happens thousands of times a year mate, it’s very difficult to pinpoint the biggest one
What are some fun phone games you can play live with friends?
SpyFall https://www.spyfall.app/ Among us
Who is someone that should have gotten the credit but was given to someone else?
Mothers/Father’s Day: credit should be mine. My existence is what makes them a mother and father anyway
What song hits you in the feels every time?
No Children - The Mountain Goats
People who absolutely HATE the family you were born into, why?
Grandparents are racist conspiracy theorists who think they can speak to dead people, mum neglected me to go party, stepdad was an abusive drunk, cousins abused me when I was young, I moved countries at 19. Best thing I ever did.
What first name do you have most of in your phonebook(or equivalent)?
I have 12 Kate.
People who upvote but don’t comment, why do you do it?
If I comment, it's to add something. If you already said it, why be redundant?
Fellow Gringos: what is our American song?
Idk about song, but our album is Evil Empire.
Where's the most inappropriate place you saw someone bring a child?
cant wait to see the replies
You make a new medical drug. What are the weird side effects?
Anal leakage though your nose
What's on your mind right now ?
Communism
You wake up outside a 24/7 McDonalds at 3 AM. You're half naked and really hungry. What do you order?
20 pc nugget, large fry and a large coke.
What's the status of the food truck scene in your city?
There's a lot of them, and all of them are really good.
What is the best pastry you have ever had in your life?
Angel cakes
What are the Weirdest thing you ever found on a pornsite?
A tentacle going inside the nose, out the ass, inside the belly button, out the ass, again, inside the mouth, and out the nose again, and then ripped the bitch into shreds
What is a skill you have that does not benefit you in any way?
I can sleep for 12 hours uninterrupted and still wake up tired.
When getting out the shower, what do you put on first ?
Nothing cause I shower with my clothes on
What's the easiest way to get into drawing?
By drawing
What are some good and popular movie/tv show quotes?
'A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens when you’re waiting for the things that never come.'
What were you doing in 1996?
Not existing