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Why are you sad/ upset today? | The girl I was seeing went crazy. I tried to give her the opportunity to save face yesterday so we could have a proper, graceful ending to a short but ultimately enjoyable "relationship". But she double downed on the weirdness instead.
It's disappointing, because I liked her and hoped my memory of her would be the fun we had for a few weeks. But now she's just a crazy girl who broke things off as some sort of weird test, had it backfire, and then she fell apart and put that on me.
I'm feeling discouraged about dating in general, naive for trying to be nice instead of just cutting her off, and sad that someone with potential seems to be making self sabotaging decisions. |
What’s your unique reason for only buying a specific brand or product? | ...I only buy playing cards from the United States playing card company. The company that makes bicycles, Hoyle etc. All that other shit is...shit |
Which movie/TV show improved upon the original source material? | Catch-22. Was a great book, but the movie is amazing.
The godfather, again great book but the movies (the book is basically with 1 and 2) add a lot to it imo |
The closest living creature to you and yourself grow wings that let you fly, what do you do? | I guess me and my tapeworm are going for a ride |
What is the most bad ass song? | Killing in the Name of: https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ |
What's the rainbow on some posts about? | Anal Sex |
What is an easy girly drink that you can ask for at any bar? | Amaretto sour for sure. |
What was the weirdest/most over the top reaction someone's ever had to something you said? | Mine was an action I did. I went to sharpen my pencil during middle school. A classmate asked if I could sharpen theirs too. So I did. Their reaction was to yell at the top of their lungs "OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU" while throwing their arms wide out. I was startled and nodded my head. |
What are your thoughts on everyone being able to walk around naked? | it would somehow end up political. one party always naked and the other one demanding we all wear clothes |
What act that is normalised by media makes you squeamish to watch or see happen? | Drag shows for children, pride parades with children at them. Anything involving “lgbtq” and “children” in the same sentence. This isn’t against lgbtq or anything, hell, I’m gay myself. But dont involve children in anything to do with it |
What's an everyday problem you have that not many people share? | Penis touches the water when I sit to poop |
If you owned Business what type would it be? | I own a sports massage clinic |
What’s something you like to do, but wouldn’t tell people that know you? | My philanthropy, it's the single most rewarding thing I've ever done in my life and I do almost all of it anonymously |
What's something that you'd like to like? | Socializing with big groups |
What is one of your most extreme ways to saving money? | This might identify me but way back when I was tossed out of my parents house and in college I broke into a house. I was starving, it was over christmas break and I was 16 and I used a screw driver to get into a window. I took a fork and a lot of food, I even cooked a full meal in their kitchen and left. Still feel bad about it, I send them a gift basket every year since I was 22. |
What does everyone else get wrong, but you get right? | Political beliefs |
How are you managing thought this heat? | Staying indoors with AC and drinking lemonade. |
What’s something everyone should try once? | Shrooms |
[Serious] What needs to be done in the US to get a truly affordable health care act on the table and signed into legislation? | All the boomer politicians die off |
What’s a movie that had you on the edge of your seat throughout the whole movie? | Anal Raiders 8 |
What are your fantasy? | Someone to love me as I love them. True companionship that isn't from my cat |
What's a movie that soothes you even though it's not supposed to be a feel-good one? | The A-team |
Why do you wear socks at home? | It feels comfier |
What is some useless information that you know? | polar bears have a toxic amount of vitamin A in their livers |
how good are you at keeping plants alive? | So good they’re al fake |
Who was a child you knew who was horrible despite having decent parents who apparently did an okay job raising them? | In my first year of being a teacher i had this kid that was so evil that he got kicked of several school before he was 10. He killed several class pets, he attacked and hurt children frequently. He finally got put into juvy when he assaulted a girl when he was 15.
His parents both where super involved in hos progres, he was the nicest kid at home but once away from his parents the true kid came out. |
whats some advice that seems useless but is actually very helpful? | Take some deep breaths. It does actually help a lot. People who are in an emotional state often hold in their breath or breathe rapidly so not enough oxygen is inhaled. Deep breathing also helps them to stop and focus on something else momentarily. |
What is something that someone famous (ie well known) has said that was completely stupid? | Almost everything that Donald J. Trump has ever said. |
How much has your life changed in the last 10 years? What would you like to accomplish in the next 10 years? | Well, four cats, one dog, one degree, four cities, four companies, seven jobs, three apartments, one rented house, one bought house, and one woman throughout it all.
Next ten years? I'd like to figure out what I want out of life and see if I can accelerate retirement a bit. |
What’s the male version of chicks with dicks? | A chap with flaps? |
What would be a typical Martian name? | Marvin |
People whose companies have made them return to the office from WFH. What’s the morale like? How do you personally feel about it? | fucking hate it.
then they said the ones that chose not to get vaccinated get to work from home due to the delta variant.
like okay.. so you're getting rewarded for not getting vaccinated? the fuck |
From the UK.. what time is it where you are? | 22.51 |
What was your worst day? | My birthday in 2012. Ended up walking out of the movie I went to see, then later on I was sitting in the street crying after walking halfway across town.
I got diagnosed with bipolar 3 years later. |
What is something normal but oddly satisfying to you? | Doing the dishes. |
People who find flat-faced dogs cute, how? | It actually really annoys me how people decided to make dogs lives miserable cuz they thought they'd look cute i mean they cant breathe or they look like toucan |
What is your opinion on “Reality TV” and why? | It is just like poop.....it is pure shit. |
What is your favorite food for breakfast? | Shrooms |
What medical practices are performed today that will be completely condemned in the next half-century, as lobotomies have been in the last half century? | Circumcision. |
Compared to this time last year, how much has your life changed? | I have my bachelor's degree now and I'm interviewing with several companies.
On this day last year, I was working at a gas station and hating life. |
What celebrity/famous person is the biggest sellout? | Shaq |
How do you deal with inferiority complex? | Furiously jack off infront of them |
What was the most disappointing reveal in a story? | Finding out that Dumbledore was grooming Harry to be killed like a sacrifial lamb. And Harrys father really WAS a swine. |
What is the best fruit? | Dragon Fruit |
How would you explain the country you live in without typing it out? | ___ _ _____ |
Which mobile game can you just play hour upon hour? | I quite enjoyed Wordscapes and 2048. Both are pretty simple, fun to play, and don't block you behind a pay wall, though you do have to watch a few adds here and there. |
Will we ever get to the point where the WHO declare the covid pandemic as over? | I think COVID is here to stay. We may develop some type of immunity along the way, but it's going to be like influenza with it's variants. The Delta varient is concerning. |
What are the most common misinterpretations of personality disorders? | ...there are so many people who self-diagnose themselves. Especially in the DID community. |
What was that moment when you knew, you fucked up? | When I slid out of my moms vagina and onto the floor |
People who don't pee in the shower, what other things do you lie about? | I don't pick my nose, I don't jerk off, I pay my taxes in full and I didn't fuck that cross eyed red head that works at the 7-11. |
You’ve been turned into alcohol. What kind of alcohol are you? | Rubbing alcohol |
What would Hitler google? | How to get better at painting |
What kind thing did a random stranger did for you that you still remember clearly? | Out of state working in my hometown and was having some major car problems. I pulled in to a RoFo parking lot to meet a friend to look at my car. There was an older man sitting there in the corner of the parking lot, just chilling in one of those nylon fishing chairs. Before I could even get out of my car he starting saying something about giving my worries to God. Then he said a prayer for me. His general kindness and love toward a random stranger just hit me right that night and alleviated so much of my anxiety. |
What do you prefer, coca cola or pepsi? | Coke every time. Sierra Mist over Sprite though. |
When does healthy self confidence ends and arrogance begins? | When you’re an asshole |
Have you ever considered to find a new place to live in a whole new country? | I’ve looked into it a number of times and it’s significantly harder than it sounds unless you have qualifications that are in short supply in your target country or have a substantial amount of wealth you plan to invest in your target country. Then there’s potential communication / language difficulties that also have to be accounted for in some way. |
You've heard of Captain America, but if they made a Captain (insert a country of your choice), what powers and personality would he have? | Not indian but from what I've been told Captain India would be an overbearing dad who tells you how to live your life. |
What’s an experience you’ve had that made you realize that an entrenched ideology you held was completely wrong? | Experience working with actual real world socialists and communists in college helped turn me against the whole ideology altogether. |
What do you do with a drunken sailor? | Sell his organs to a random stranger |
What cool thing is specifically in/from your country? | The Internet ;) |
Whats the most unusual thing you have ever seen? | The ISS. I couldn't identify what it was. Clearly not a plane. Too high and silent for a helicopter. And really fast. The orange glow of the four solar panels made it seem like for glowing crafts flying in formation. |
What are some things that a professional can do but can never be replicated successfully at home? | Surgery, can be tricky lol |
What do you know more about than the average person? | Physics (master degree), software development, aviation, how to disgust the opposite sex. |
How do you tell a girl you know she likes you? | Is this really what you want to say. That's going to embarrassed her |
What is the greatest meme of all time? | Religion |
What is the worst thing that happened to you asking a girl for her number or out? | She says she'll only have sex if you marry her, so you do, and on the wedding night it turns out it's a dude.
Edit: Misread the question, though it's about a theoretically worst possible outcome that could happen. |
To all couples that had a three-way; how did it change your relationship? | It didn't go to well.
My wife forgot to invite me. So it ended up being her and the other guy.
They get married soon. |
To all Pokémon Lovers - What's your favourite Pokémon and why? | Arcanine, but not for reasons you'll like. |
What’s an example of a line that SHOULD be crossed? | Finish lines |
What is the most annoying or memorable thing you’ve seen someone do in a movie theater while the movie is playing? | Annoying for the rest in the theater, fucking hilarious for us. When me and my friends were teenagers, we were dragged to the live action Cinderella by the girls in our crew, so the boys decided to sneak in a little too much booze. About halfway through, the biggest of us, who was also the lightest weight was getting super involved and yelling out every time someone was doing stupid. |
Have you ever wanted a tv/movie character to be real just so you could kill them, what character? | That annoying kid from The Strain.
Bill from True Blood. |
If you could choose a moment from your life to describe what love is to someone that has never heard of it, which moment would you choose? | does it have to be romantic love or can it be like friendship love |
It is possible to listen to audiobooks at x3 speed. How fast would it need to be to be listening at the speed of sound? | Sound, by definition, moves at the speed of sound always. |
People who reach out to old friends/classmates/colleagues only to ghost them immediately when they reply: why? | I never try to reach out old friend bc im too scared to them saying « who tf she is? » or annoys them |
Not including jumps forward in hardware (Smartphones, Computers, potentially body augmentations) what will the Internet be like 40 years from now? | People are going to have an impossible time finding good user names |
You have $8. What do you spend it on? | I'm going to go buy a gumball. |
What is the perfect comeback to a line/situation that you only thought of long after the fact? | “I fucked your mom” “Strange how you’re still a virgin” |
Where, (If not Onlyfans) Can a girl sell some feet pics? | Asking for a Friend ? |
Comcast Employees, how do we get you to actually help resolve connectivity issues and have you not just give us the runaround or try to sell us a Comcast Modem? | Change providers. |
What’s the minimum amount of “me time” that a person requires per day? | Id say 2-4 hours from personal experience. I can get stressed easily so chilling for a while helps out |
Do a TL;DR but dont tell the full story. What is it? | The FBI showed up to my house 2 days after I ordered 6 pounds of chemicals used in explosives. |
Is there anyone who makes custom clothing? | The Tailor. |
Which movie scene never fails to break your heart? | Manchester by the sea. The police department scene. |
What's your opinion on women taking off their tops in hot weather? | I'd give anything to be able to do this AND it not be totally weird |
State your height. When did you stop growing? | Stopped growing at 17 at 6'1, then in my early twenties I got juvenile osteoporosis and now I'm 5'11.75 |
What to do after being rejected ? | Move on and try again |
What song do you love that’s a lot different from your usual taste in music? | John Mayer - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room |
How do you fight loneliness? | Wif mah fistss |
If you could communicate with one other species, which would you choose and why? | Ants! Those guys are everywhere I could get all the information I needed and it would be easy to trade for info |
What is an insane/ messed up fact that seems so hard to believe yet it's TRUE? | This one old lady that lives down the street from me can breathe through her anus. |
What’s the most annoying thing you have to live with on a daily basis? | Todd and his bullshit. |
How do you think things will look in 200 years? | Bleak man .. bleak |
What is the worst possible name for a dog? | Stain
Here Stain. Come Stain! |
If there was a slur for toddlers, what would it be? | Crotch-Goblins |
What animated character would have been better if voiced by J. K. Simmons? | Cross Eeyore with his character in Whiplash and you’ve got one fucked up animated movie I’d pay dollars to see |
What is the game you always come back to after everything? | Minecraft just for the peace |
Anime fans, what’s a good action/adventure anime that came out in the last 2 years? | Jojos bizarre adventure |
What was your edgiest line/series of lines? | I hate all of you.
**God I'm so fucking cool.** |
What is the first book you remember reading? | The very hungry caterpillar |
What’s the dirtiest pick up lines you’ve heard/used? | I would say that you are beautiful inside and out, but I haven't been inside you yet. |
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