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If you could go anywhere in the would, where?	Pselling skool
If it were possible to make an animal whatever size you want, what would you pick?	I personally would want a cat sized giraffe.
What’s the horniest thing you’ve ever done?	Told her I love her
What do u smell like?	Body odor and cheap whiskey.
What is the worst dialogue ever?	Hi Hi How are u? Good, u? Good ... ...
Which villain had the coolest arsenal?	The Soviets had some pretty cool guns.
Whats the weirdest thing you've done ?	Stood upside down on one hand then masturbated, caught my jizz with my mouth, then vomited out of disgust.
What are you good at?	being ridiculously ugly
Your dog just died. How are you eating the corpse?	Wow, very edgy and cool post there. Our team of experts will notify you, once they locate the funny.
What would you do with a field of 2.5 acres ?	Get 5 alpacas
What movies are severely underrated?	District 9. Also 9. Lol
What was the single worst nightmare you’ve had in your life that you purposefully kept yourself up after waking up?	When I was young pennywise was always there the fucker
Whats you favourite colour(s)?	Red, purple,
Couples, how did you manage to keep your relationship for so long?	Open, honest communication and respect.
How old would you say you were of you didn't really know how old you were?	Around 30ish.
Is there a word or phrase that means 'waking up' when you're just sleepy from being depressed?	Ketamine
What is your favorite movie director and their best movie?	I don't follow too many specific directors, but one that I do would be Thomas Vinterberg. Current favorite is also his most recent with Another Round.
What did Neckbeards do before the internet?	Hang out at comic shops and arcades
If you could morph into any animal what would it be ?	A big bird like a hawk or eagle, flying around. Or a blue whale , so I could explore the ocean
What’s the worst injury you’ve ever sustained?	A big ass stone fell on my right foot’s large toe and chopped it off my body. It was fixed and reattached properly later at the hospital.
What artist/band never had a bad song?	Nickelback 🖐️
Whats you favourite book?	Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
What’s your favorite tv show of all time?	Hannibal!!
[Serious] Why aren't you afraid of climate change?	I don't have kids and the truly scary stuff will be happening after I die
[Serious] What does it feel like to think that you want to be a different gender?	I felt constant revulsion and disgust at various aspects of my body, such as my shape, my smell, my bits. It wasn't so much wanting to be a different gender as feeling like after years of hopeless misery that I didn't have much of a choice. For me transition was very much a last ditch attempt at relieving dysphoria, what I now know that feeling of disgust and revulsion to be called.
What's your funniest experience in a restuarant?	Went to a nice country club with my ex. 2 cooks in the kitchen started fighting and throwing shit and the one guy walked out and quit. Our chicken wing appetizers were undercooked and the manager comped literally our entire meal. I ended up tipping just our waitress the total for what the bill was gonna be anyhow. Also on our way there my car started to over heat. It was a very eventful day.
What is the saddest moment you’ve seen in a movie?	The bit in Seven Pounds when the woman at the end submerges herself in the bathtub to listen to her [his] heartbeat. Cue crocodile tears.
Whats you favouite drink ?	Water because I'm a human being
What happened to the bully / stalker / bad boy at your school?	Dropped out in 11th grade. Never heard of him since
What are some interesting theories of what started the universe besides the big bang?	The stars rubbed against each other until cosmic orgasm.
What's something that everyone thinks it so easy to do but its actually difficult and takes more time and efforts than people think?	Probably Sports or instruments in my opinion. Learning how to play is easy but being good at it is actually quite hard.
What is the best animated scene/sequence of all time?	100%, the "I need a hero" scene from Shrek 2.
Regardless of whether it's true or not, in what ways do you believe men and women differ?	The way we process information, physical strength, bone density, Chromosomes, body makeup and function to name a few
Pet owners, what’s the stupidest thing your pet did?	My cat ate my sock then threw up on my backpack.
What’s your “I’ve got to get out of here” story?	Probably when I got blackout drunk and ended up at a traphouse
How attractive is Amamda Seyfried?	With makeup awesome, I suspect without, quite average.
what would happen if ww2 never happened?	There would certainly be less Jews
What's a niche smartphone app that you believe people should need to know?	Mine is Offline Survival Manual https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.ligi.survivalmanual
How attractive is Alexi Bledel from Gilmore Girls?	Not my cup of tea.
Which is the most underrated vegetable?	Broccoli, its gross when u boil it, but soo nice steamed/grilled especially with some goats cheese
You have one way to cheat to get more wishes from a Genie, how do you cheat the system?	This is easy. The genie only said you couldn't wish for more wishes, but what you technically can do is wish for your wish counter to be computed as the absolute value and then wish for thousands fewer wishes.
After this pandemic, if we had another one in the future, which would be the first thing you would prepare for?	3 years supply of mask and instant noodles
What’s the most evil thing you’ve seen someone do?	I saw a friend's ex pour cream into my drink knowing full well I'm lactose intolerant. It may not seem evil to you, but my butt begs to differ.
Which movie title becomes funny when you add "in my bed" after it?	Most of them, if you're like six years old.
What’s the most disturbing experience you’ve had at the library?	In the 80s, I was in my local library and saw someone lying on the floor masturbating
What's the smelliest thing you've encountered?	My girlfriends farts
What are some fun mobile games that aren't pay-to-win?	Minecraft pocket edition
What’s the most inappropriate thing a teacher has done in school?	Raped a girl in the toilets. He was arrested the next day.
What's one grocery item you'll never buy the generic version of?	Mayo must be Hellman's and Ketchup is Heinz.
Which country have no veto power?	North Korea
What was the wildest night of your life? What happened?	i went to bed at a reasonable hour
where on earth was carmen sandiego?, And where would she go now?	Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize, She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle, From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues, Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the Delta, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia, Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth, She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be? Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...! Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation, She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery, Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Back in elementary (primary) school, what was something you found out was a lie or new was a lie that another kid swore by was true?	All of that crap along the lines of "My dad is -insert celebrity name-". Heard a lot of that from other kids back then and even at 5 years old I could look at their dads coming to pick them up at hometime and see that they weren't Stone Cold Steve Austin. I don't know why they thought anyone would believe them.
Whats you favouite gift you've been ever given ?	The gift of life. Or some PC parts
Is there a big city without pigeons and if so what do they have instead?	I looked up the hottest city, the coldest city, and the city at the highest altitude and they all have pigeons. I think they're everywhere.
Which year were you the happiest in your life?	Hopefully some year in the future. Hate to think I'd peaked in happiness already
What is something you were blamed for, but actually never did?	Killing Jesus
What is Sam smoking?	Weed
In the song 96 Tears, why did they choose the number 96?	According to the lead singer it had a "profound meaning" but wouldn't share what that meant
What video under 10 seconds long never fails to make you laugh?	Almost any of the "ayo if I miss dis doe, lowkey if I miss dis doe I'm gay as hell"
What is something anyone can do right this moment to improve their quality of life?	Anyone in a first wold country could benefit from drinking more water.
What's a movie that was surprisingly good?	The new Mortal Kombat movie
What is something interesting you achieved today?	irritated some jehovahs witnesses
What's the most annoying thing about having a vagina?	Periods
If you could choose one bad habit to get rid of what would it be?	Procrastination
What's the most annoying thing about having long legs?	Not enough legroom anywhere. A N Y W H E R E.
What is the craziest/scariest conversation you had with someone?	Guy runs up to me, he’s wearing a Banana costume. He grabs me and asks ‘do you believe in a flat earth?’. I say no. He says damn right and runs off. Who is this man? Why me?
If you opened up a museum, what would be it's theme and what would you display there?	My college blocks. I have like 20 or so. And many drawings (just lines)
What are some unspoken rules in multiplayer games everyone follows?	When there aren't enough controllers, the loser gives their controller to whoever didn't play the last race in Mario kart
Which song has defined your taste in music the most?	Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah I listened to that song one time in 2017 and i've been hooked to the heavy metal since.
what is something 'the quiet kid' did that you noticed?	Be very quiet.
What is something that you have always wanted to learn how to do?	play guitar
What is one name you would never choose for your future child and why?	X Æ A-12 Because fucking obviously. Tammy, Candi, Brandy, etc. Stripper names.
What do men find unattractive in a woman?	Penises
What’s the stupidest thing you did as a kid, between ages 0-9?	Probably taking a piss in my mother's walk in wardrobe. Right on the pile of clothes she had set out for the next day.
Whats a word or sentence that changes meaning with an extra space in between?	Therapist
How did you meet your friends?	Prison
How much tax do you pay on owned land?	Depends on the location.
What did you see that you weren’t supposed to see?	My parents fucking
People who won the lottery, what did you do with the money?	Crack, baby. Woooooooooo!
What has turned out to be the best thing about your parents divorcing?	I haven t talk to my dad i like 12 years and now that we know i ca ask him for a lot of stuff and he will be ok with it , i think it's his way to repay me or something he ease a great guy
What’s something cool to waste $50 on?	A whole pile of cool books from the thrift store.
What's the most annoying thing about having a penis?	It pops up and gives you suggestions about what you should be doing.
What was the last movie that made you cry?	the beginning of Up
What movie didn't deserve a sequel?	Ted
You die and get to ask God the answer to any great mystery - an unsolved murder, a question about science, anything at all - what do you ask AND what is the answer you most likely think you'll receive in response?	"who created you" would be the first thing i would like to know once knowing for sure that God is real, alternative i'd ask something like "where do you come from" is god self aware in his existence and does he also question his origins? what is his oldest memory? when did he start existing and why? or does he live in an unimaginable timeliness void in which there is he and he is all there is and ever has been. id like to know that i suppose
Who was the worst teacher you ever had?	We had this out of school supply teacher in year 7 who spent the entire lesson playing games on her phone. She didn't care at all what was going on in the classroom and whenever someone asked for help she'd say "yep" repeatedly. About 3/4 of the way through the lesson, a fight broke out between two kids at the back of the classroom. Teacher never took her eyes off her phone and just kept playing whatever game she was playing. She only intervened when one of the kids threw water at the other kid, and the kid got a lecture for throwing water near a computer (We were in the computer lab) and then sat back down. Eventually the headteacher walked in on the utter chaos that was unfolding and took a good few kids out and made us all apologise to the shitty supply. I'll never forget how I was forced into writing an apology letter for something I had nothing to do with.
What are some modern cartoons like scooby doo?	Mike Tyson Mysteries.
Whats a word or sentence that changes meaning with an extra space in between?	Therapist ---> The rapist
How would you feel if it was normal for everyone to walk around naked?	If it were the norm.. Then once I and society settled down i to it I'm sure it would feel just like weari g anything else. Mind you there's a whole lot of stigma to get past first.
How would you feel if it was normal for everyone to walk around naked?	Well it would be normal so I probably wouldn't mind.
To those of you who have contemplated murder-suicide Why did you have these thoughts? And what made you reconcile the decision to not carry this act out?	Why? The feeling of hopelessness, the only thing stopping me is the fear of the unknown
What's the most interesting sfw thing you last searched?	penis snake
What do you think would happen if there is an incoming asteroid heading to North Korea?	Glorious leader would demolish it of course
What’s something you later realized the opposite gender has harder?	Being respected in a position of authority. I was a military officer and had a female boss. During our daily officer meetings a few of the other male officers were just plain assholes to her for no other reason than she was a female in charge.
We live in a world where “dietary supplements” work as advertised. How has the world changed?	every male walks around with huge dongers
What is your favourite 80s song?	Love Like Blood by Killing Joke.
People that buy flagship phones, then only use social medias. Why?	Because their big ego can't let them have the lesser model... their petty friends will judge them on what type of phone they own 😂 Thats what humanity has come to self gratification, and if you don't join in your outcast to the sidelines.
What does your breath smell like?	^^*starts ^^crying ^^uncontrollably.
If you could be a fly on the wall for one moment/conversation in the course of history, which moment would you choose?	Inside command room watching live footage of Seal Team 6 take down Bin Laden

If you could go anywhere in the would, where?

Pselling skool

If it were possible to make an animal whatever size you want, what would you pick?

I personally would want a cat sized giraffe.

What’s the horniest thing you’ve ever done?

Told her I love her

What do u smell like?

Body odor and cheap whiskey.

What is the worst dialogue ever?

Hi Hi How are u? Good, u? Good ... ...

Which villain had the coolest arsenal?

The Soviets had some pretty cool guns.

Whats the weirdest thing you've done ?

Stood upside down on one hand then masturbated, caught my jizz with my mouth, then vomited out of disgust.

What are you good at?

being ridiculously ugly

Your dog just died. How are you eating the corpse?

Wow, very edgy and cool post there. Our team of experts will notify you, once they locate the funny.

What would you do with a field of 2.5 acres ?

Get 5 alpacas

What movies are severely underrated?

District 9. Also 9. Lol

What was the single worst nightmare you’ve had in your life that you purposefully kept yourself up after waking up?

When I was young pennywise was always there the fucker

Whats you favourite colour(s)?

Red, purple,

Couples, how did you manage to keep your relationship for so long?

Open, honest communication and respect.

How old would you say you were of you didn't really know how old you were?

Around 30ish.

Is there a word or phrase that means 'waking up' when you're just sleepy from being depressed?

Ketamine

What is your favorite movie director and their best movie?

I don't follow too many specific directors, but one that I do would be Thomas Vinterberg. Current favorite is also his most recent with Another Round.

What did Neckbeards do before the internet?

Hang out at comic shops and arcades

If you could morph into any animal what would it be ?

A big bird like a hawk or eagle, flying around. Or a blue whale , so I could explore the ocean

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever sustained?

A big ass stone fell on my right foot’s large toe and chopped it off my body. It was fixed and reattached properly later at the hospital.

What artist/band never had a bad song?

Nickelback 🖐️

Whats you favourite book?

Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson

What’s your favorite tv show of all time?

Hannibal!!

[Serious] Why aren't you afraid of climate change?

I don't have kids and the truly scary stuff will be happening after I die

[Serious] What does it feel like to think that you want to be a different gender?

I felt constant revulsion and disgust at various aspects of my body, such as my shape, my smell, my bits. It wasn't so much wanting to be a different gender as feeling like after years of hopeless misery that I didn't have much of a choice. For me transition was very much a last ditch attempt at relieving dysphoria, what I now know that feeling of disgust and revulsion to be called.

What's your funniest experience in a restuarant?

Went to a nice country club with my ex. 2 cooks in the kitchen started fighting and throwing shit and the one guy walked out and quit. Our chicken wing appetizers were undercooked and the manager comped literally our entire meal. I ended up tipping just our waitress the total for what the bill was gonna be anyhow. Also on our way there my car started to over heat. It was a very eventful day.

What is the saddest moment you’ve seen in a movie?

The bit in Seven Pounds when the woman at the end submerges herself in the bathtub to listen to her [his] heartbeat. Cue crocodile tears.

Whats you favouite drink ?

Water because I'm a human being

What happened to the bully / stalker / bad boy at your school?

Dropped out in 11th grade. Never heard of him since

What are some interesting theories of what started the universe besides the big bang?

The stars rubbed against each other until cosmic orgasm.

What's something that everyone thinks it so easy to do but its actually difficult and takes more time and efforts than people think?

Probably Sports or instruments in my opinion. Learning how to play is easy but being good at it is actually quite hard.

What is the best animated scene/sequence of all time?

100%, the "I need a hero" scene from Shrek 2.

Regardless of whether it's true or not, in what ways do you believe men and women differ?

The way we process information, physical strength, bone density, Chromosomes, body makeup and function to name a few

Pet owners, what’s the stupidest thing your pet did?

My cat ate my sock then threw up on my backpack.

What’s your “I’ve got to get out of here” story?

Probably when I got blackout drunk and ended up at a traphouse

How attractive is Amamda Seyfried?

With makeup awesome, I suspect without, quite average.

what would happen if ww2 never happened?

There would certainly be less Jews

What's a niche smartphone app that you believe people should need to know?

Mine is Offline Survival Manual https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.ligi.survivalmanual

How attractive is Alexi Bledel from Gilmore Girls?

Not my cup of tea.

Which is the most underrated vegetable?

Broccoli, its gross when u boil it, but soo nice steamed/grilled especially with some goats cheese

You have one way to cheat to get more wishes from a Genie, how do you cheat the system?

This is easy. The genie only said you couldn't wish for more wishes, but what you technically *can* do is wish for your wish counter to be computed as the absolute value and then wish for thousands fewer wishes.

After this pandemic, if we had another one in the future, which would be the first thing you would prepare for?

3 years supply of mask and instant noodles

What’s the most evil thing you’ve seen someone do?

I saw a friend's ex pour cream into my drink knowing full well I'm lactose intolerant. It may not seem evil to you, but my butt begs to differ.

Which movie title becomes funny when you add "in my bed" after it?

Most of them, if you're like six years old.

What’s the most disturbing experience you’ve had at the library?

In the 80s, I was in my local library and saw someone lying on the floor masturbating

What's the smelliest thing you've encountered?

My girlfriends farts

What are some fun mobile games that aren't pay-to-win?

Minecraft pocket edition

What’s the most inappropriate thing a teacher has done in school?

Raped a girl in the toilets. He was arrested the next day.

What's one grocery item you'll never buy the generic version of?

Mayo must be Hellman's and Ketchup is Heinz.

Which country have no veto power?

North Korea

What was the wildest night of your life? What happened?

i went to bed at a reasonable hour

where on earth was carmen sandiego?, And where would she go now?

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize, She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle, From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues, Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the Delta, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia, Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth, She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be? Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...! Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation, She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery, Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations, Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Back in elementary (primary) school, what was something you found out was a lie or new was a lie that another kid swore by was true?

All of that crap along the lines of "My dad is -insert celebrity name-". Heard a lot of that from other kids back then and even at 5 years old I could look at their dads coming to pick them up at hometime and see that they weren't Stone Cold Steve Austin. I don't know why they thought anyone would believe them.

Whats you favouite gift you've been ever given ?

The gift of life. Or some PC parts

Is there a big city without pigeons and if so what do they have instead?

I looked up the hottest city, the coldest city, and the city at the highest altitude and they all have pigeons. I think they're everywhere.

Which year were you the happiest in your life?

Hopefully some year in the future. Hate to think I'd peaked in happiness already

What is something you were blamed for, but actually never did?

Killing Jesus

What is Sam smoking?

Weed

In the song 96 Tears, why did they choose the number 96?

According to the lead singer it had a "profound meaning" but wouldn't share what that meant

What video under 10 seconds long never fails to make you laugh?

Almost any of the "ayo if I miss dis doe, lowkey if I miss dis doe I'm gay as hell"

What is something anyone can do right this moment to improve their quality of life?

Anyone in a first wold country could benefit from drinking more water.

What's a movie that was surprisingly good?

The new Mortal Kombat movie

What is something interesting you achieved today?

irritated some jehovahs witnesses

What's the most annoying thing about having a vagina?

Periods

If you could choose one bad habit to get rid of what would it be?

Procrastination

What's the most annoying thing about having long legs?

Not enough legroom anywhere. A N Y W H E R E.

What is the craziest/scariest conversation you had with someone?

Guy runs up to me, he’s wearing a Banana costume. He grabs me and asks ‘do you believe in a flat earth?’. I say no. He says damn right and runs off. Who is this man? Why me?

If you opened up a museum, what would be it's theme and what would you display there?

My college blocks. I have like 20 or so. And many drawings (just lines)

What are some unspoken rules in multiplayer games everyone follows?

When there aren't enough controllers, the loser gives their controller to whoever didn't play the last race in Mario kart

Which song has defined your taste in music the most?

Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah I listened to that song one time in 2017 and i've been hooked to the heavy metal since.

what is something 'the quiet kid' did that you noticed?

Be very quiet.

What is something that you have always wanted to learn how to do?

play guitar

What is one name you would never choose for your future child and why?

X Æ A-12 Because fucking obviously. Tammy, Candi, Brandy, etc. Stripper names.

What do men find unattractive in a woman?

Penises

What’s the stupidest thing you did as a kid, between ages 0-9?

Probably taking a piss in my mother's walk in wardrobe. Right on the pile of clothes she had set out for the next day.

Whats a word or sentence that changes meaning with an extra space in between?

Therapist

How did you meet your friends?

Prison

How much tax do you pay on owned land?

Depends on the location.

What did you see that you weren’t supposed to see?

My parents fucking

People who won the lottery, what did you do with the money?

Crack, baby. Woooooooooo!

What has turned out to be the best thing about your parents divorcing?

I haven t talk to my dad i like 12 years and now that we know i ca ask him for a lot of stuff and he will be ok with it , i think it's his way to repay me or something he ease a great guy

What’s something cool to waste $50 on?

A whole pile of cool books from the thrift store.

What's the most annoying thing about having a penis?

It pops up and gives you suggestions about what you should be doing.

What was the last movie that made you cry?

the beginning of Up

What movie didn't deserve a sequel?

Ted

You die and get to ask God the answer to any great mystery - an unsolved murder, a question about science, anything at all - what do you ask AND what is the answer you most likely think you'll receive in response?

"who created you" would be the first thing i would like to know once knowing for sure that God is real, alternative i'd ask something like "where do you come from" is god self aware in his existence and does he also question his origins? what is his oldest memory? when did he start existing and why? or does he live in an unimaginable timeliness void in which there is he and he is all there is and ever has been. id like to know that i suppose

Who was the worst teacher you ever had?

We had this out of school supply teacher in year 7 who spent the entire lesson playing games on her phone. She didn't care at all what was going on in the classroom and whenever someone asked for help she'd say "yep" repeatedly. About 3/4 of the way through the lesson, a fight broke out between two kids at the back of the classroom. Teacher never took her eyes off her phone and just kept playing whatever game she was playing. She only intervened when one of the kids threw water at the other kid, and the kid got a lecture for throwing water near a computer (We were in the computer lab) and then sat back down. Eventually the headteacher walked in on the utter chaos that was unfolding and took a good few kids out and made us all apologise to the shitty supply. I'll never forget how I was forced into writing an apology letter for something I had nothing to do with.

What are some modern cartoons like scooby doo?

Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Whats a word or sentence that changes meaning with an extra space in between?

Therapist ---> The rapist

How would you feel if it was normal for everyone to walk around naked?

If it were the norm.. Then once I and society settled down i to it I'm sure it would feel just like weari g anything else. Mind you there's a whole lot of stigma to get past first.

How would you feel if it was normal for everyone to walk around naked?

Well it would be normal so I probably wouldn't mind.

To those of you who have contemplated murder-suicide Why did you have these thoughts? And what made you reconcile the decision to not carry this act out?

Why? The feeling of hopelessness, the only thing stopping me is the fear of the unknown

What's the most interesting sfw thing you last searched?

penis snake

What do you think would happen if there is an incoming asteroid heading to North Korea?

Glorious leader would demolish it of course

What’s something you later realized the opposite gender has harder?

Being respected in a position of authority. I was a military officer and had a female boss. During our daily officer meetings a few of the other male officers were just plain assholes to her for no other reason than she was a female in charge.

We live in a world where “dietary supplements” work as advertised. How has the world changed?

every male walks around with huge dongers

What is your favourite 80s song?

Love Like Blood by Killing Joke.

People that buy flagship phones, then only use social medias. Why?

Because their big ego can't let them have the lesser model... their petty friends will judge them on what type of phone they own 😂 Thats what humanity has come to self gratification, and if you don't join in your outcast to the sidelines.

What does your breath smell like?

^^*starts ^^crying ^^uncontrollably.

If you could be a fly on the wall for one moment/conversation in the course of history, which moment would you choose?

Inside command room watching live footage of Seal Team 6 take down Bin Laden