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What are your favorite lesser-known subs? | There's a sub chain near me called Meconi's that makes a killer sandwich |
Ik this prolly seems like a stupid question, ( ik they existed to be clear) but you know how Yucatán Peninsula is meant to be the crator for the meteorite where did the meteorite go? | Aliens removed it so we could not have any evidence on them. |
Why don't cops ever go for incapacitating shots, like to the leg, instead of just going for kill shots? | In some cases they do, but if someone has a gun pointed at you and you shoot them in the leg, they can still shoot you back. Maybe not every time, but it's better to make sure |
What was your biggest misinformation about sex when you where Younger? | "If you have sex you'll get HIV" |
What parts of the world call the window on the roof of a car a moonroof versus a sunroof? | A moon roof and a sunroof are two different things a sunroof is a roof that will slide all the way back. A moon roof will only tilt up. |
What is a good word to put "fucking" in the middle of besides incredible or unbelievable? | Fanfuckingtastic |
A person you hate is holding a powerpoint presentation for the executives at his/her work. You have the ability to control what will come next on the powerpoint. What will it be? | 2 Girls 1 Cup |
If you had to change your name to a food, what name would you choose? | 5 dollar footlong |
What is something you hid, damaged, or did something gross to as a kid? | Broke my mom's $200 vase as a kid.
Didn't go well. |
I have just had an experience that I saw occurring in my mind several weeks ago. What is this called? | Deja vu |
If you were hit by a stand arrow from jojo's bizarre adventure and gained a stand, what would its name and ability be? | Oooh. Country Roads, its a map of the world and i can change or put whatever i want on it and it affects the real world. |
What is you favourite Molecule? | ik molecules can be sexy but why tag this NSFW? |
Whats your favourite meme ? | forever alone |
Who is the most divisive historical character in your country/culture? | Ronald Reagan |
What's a good place to invade on Very Hard difficulty? | An anus |
What do you think about women going bra-less? | I think it has its perks. |
What's something you could say at a funeral, wedding and birthday party that would still fit all three occasions? | I’m thirsty |
Who's your favourite youtuber? | Technoblade
Notice: I'm not an annoying simp, despite the overwhelming majority of them |
What's one thing that people get wrong about the country you live in that you hate? | That we have poor dental hygiene. |
What are the most hated nationalities in the world, and why? | Not my views, but the most hated around the world I'd say Americans would be up there for various reasons, maybe even the British (am British myself) or perhaps the Russians most likely due to propaganda against them. |
If you could delete three things in this world. What would it be? | 1. My
2. Browser
3. History |
What has brought peace/meaning or answers to your life during an existential crisis? | The philosophical branch of Stoicism: the elegant art of not giving a fuck |
How much of an A-hole does Jeff Bezo's look like in that cowboy hat? | Jeff Bezos normally - a-hole
Jeff Bezos in a cowboy hat - a-hole in a cowboy hat |
People who date someone obviously uglier than you, if not for money, why? | Because looks arent everything, and personalities exist
Dick |
What did you think was normal until someone else pointed it out? and what was your reaction after that? | My entire family does this thing when we eat chips and salsa or chips and queso where when there’s just a tiny bit left in the bowl we take a handful of chips and crush them into crumbs and mix them with our fingers into the remaining sauce and make a kind of crunchy paste so that we can get all of the salsa and all of the queso out of the bowl and enjoy it to its maximum potential. Apparently, doing this in restaurants is considered uncouth, and nobody outside of my family does it. My bad. |
What’s the best present you have ever received? | barbie dream house was pretty cool |
Who is your favourite content creator without saying the actual name? | Captinsauce. I didnt say his name, I typed it |
Which show do you think is very cool / awesome but very few people know it? | Legion |
Whats you favorite animal? | Cats.
I just got one again, after mine died last year and I fucking love it. |
How do you get your wife to handle all the cooking and cleaning? | lol, nice try, lazy husband. |
What can you share about when you noticed that a subtle signal was actually an ominously bad sign? | My grandmother, a normally talkative woman, decided to not say much of anything whenever anyone was around her.
Usually just going in her room would spark a “what’s up” from her, followed by a long convo you found yourself wanting to politely disengage from. Instead, I noticed her sleeping more (which everyone overlooked due to her being 70) and not interested in reading like she was a huge fan of. I tried to tell my fam, but again, it was dismissed as old age with “She’s probably tired. She’s old.”
A month later she was on hospice and less than a week into that she passed away. |
What is the one thing that you're truly afraid of? | Being buried alive |
What quote is way too good for its original source? | “I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” - Mewtwo (Pokemon) |
You wake up on a deserted island with 3 people and 3 items of your choosing (other than food and water) who and what do you pick? | My wife
My daughter
A nice SO for my daughter
A fully automated and self repairing power plant consisting of solar wind geothermal and tidal power
A fully automated and self repairing hydroponics and water treatment farm complete with edible flora and fauna
A fully automated and self repairing resort to live in and make use of the other two facilities |
You go to hell after you die. You approach a demon and ask them what you did to end up here. That is when you find out and you aren’t being punished-you ARE the punishment. What do you do? | I'm not trapped here with you guys. You guys are trapped here with me. |
For the love of God, please, what is a good way to cool down in the heat? | contrary to popular belief, do not pour cold water over yourself, this sends a shock signal to your blood vessels saying that you’re incredibly cold, which causes the blood vessels to vasoconstrict, keeping the blood warm and the body warm, to cool down air conditioning or a cool shower will work quite well. |
What are you eating for lunch today? | Water. |
People who have flown various different classes on planes, is first class really worth it? | Good question. I'd like to know myself |
Non Italian people, what is the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Italy, that isn't food or mafia? | Mario Bros. |
What's the cringiest thing you did as a teen? | Spiked my hair using Elmer's Glue. |
Whats you favourite video game ? | Technically it’s not 1 game… but you can combine them all together. That being hitman 1 2 and 3 |
When did you notice that someone was talking about you and trying to hide it(badly) in public? | Pretty recently I was walking through a neighbourhood that has a lot of different ethnicities and religions, and there was a group of guys maybe a couple of years younger than me.
As soon as they saw me, they hushed up, nudged the others and went from speaking English to their own language. I heard lots of "white man" and things like this.
I really hate rudeness especially when it comes from a racist area, so walking by I noticed the ringleader had a MASSIVE monobrow/unibrow. It was unbelievable. In my state of "you rude fucks" mentality, I just turned to him as I was walking, pointed and went "that's a fucking amazing monobrow mate" and all his friends looked at him, half frowned, half laughed and I kept on going. It's a shit comeback to them, but it made me feel better. |
(Serious) What are some issues humans face that could use more awareness? | Microplastics and xenoestrogens concern me way more than climate change does. |
What is the most evil and immoral, yet completely legal, thing you've done? | There is no right or wrong! |
If this is a simulation and dreams are part of that system then what are people in this simulation ? | Simulated people. |
You are on a remote island covertly observing the natives. Not understanding what a solar eclipse is, the natives believe that sacrificing a highly endangered animal on the island will appease the sun and moon gods. If you decide to intervene, how would you do so? | If I can speak the language, imma get all dressed up and reject the animal. "No. I do not want this one, let it go." |
you have 3 thing for experiment. 1,000 chimpanzee. a fake town. and a zombie virus in syringe. and no selling. use it for a experiment. what experiment do you do? | i inject one of the houses and watch what happens with the chimpanzee |
What do people from outside the USA think of us? Do we come off as ungrateful brats in a great country? Or do most people hate us as much as a lot of Americans hate ourselves? | To be honest.. I dont think its such a 'great country'. |
What are some details of your dream home/living area? | 80% garage 20% living area. Three bedroom three bathrooms on a few acres of land |
[Serious]Lets say you are suffering from depression, and things that usually make you happy don’t anymore, how do you cope? | One day at a time, and if that doesn’t work, one hour at a time. You just focus on getting through it, after a while you find you can do one week at a time then a month. It does get better, it’s hard, but it does get better. |
What do you like about your job? | What I really like about my job is when I can go home. |
How do you deal with people when they attack you physically or verbally after correcting them or calling them out? | Well, the person has a choice if they attack me physically, neither that are in their favor;
a) They can beat up an old, disabled veteran... which will make them totally look like a douche.
or b) They can get beat up by an old, disabled veteran... which will make them totally look like an idiotic douche. |
What are some comfy boxers/briefs? | commando all day errday |
Anyone successfully do at home laser hair removal? If so, which device did you purchase/use? | My mother used to do it, she thrifted this machine, the laser was on a key interlock so it must have been rather powerful, she ended up selling it a few years later, no idea which machine it was |
Adding "Harry Potter and..." To a movie title, what just became a really great film? | Harry Potter and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince |
What's your favorite song to drive to? | Highway to Hell |
People who speed in front of semi trucks and then slam on their brakes, why? | Death wish probably. |
Whats your most embarrassing moment? | Sharting while doing a presentation at university |
Have you ever been given a vile of blood/ discharge from your significant other? if so whats the story? | The fuck? |
What is your fav/best dad joke? | one day i overdosed on viagra, hardest day of my life |
Jojo's bizarre adventure fans, the last song you listened to is your stand name. What is it? | War Ensemble |
Which award have you won that you’re most proud of? | my mom got me an award that said greatest son :) |
To those who were born in the 90s or grew up in the 90s, what do you like about growing up throughout the 90s decade? | It was the sweet spot between the Cold War and War on Terror |
What is the weirdest thing (movie/object/etc.) you masturbated to that you regret? | one time i fucked a banana peel |
If you could be any superhero for 24 hours… who and why? | Mothers.
They do a lot and they are no less than superheroes. |
When could you tell that your best friend was going be your best friend? | friend? |
What is that one thing you always do, even tho you shouldn’t? | Jerk off so many times a day |
How safe is it to drive a car with a broken emergency brake? | Does your regular brakes work? If so, yes you’re fine as long as you don’t park on a hill |
If you can only give a single advice to your younger self, what would it be? | Never fall in love, it really will hurt you a lot. |
Did Thanos do anything wrong? If yes, what? | He didn't wipe the memories of survivors |
What is the biggest and good thing you have done that you can be proud of yourself? | one time i stopped on the side of the road to help someone change their flat tire |
Who is you favourite „Teletubbies“ character? | Noo-Noo because he gives good succ |
What are your reasons for not donating blood? | *my* blood |
How do you reduce your anxiety? | [Ice water](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/inner-source/201407/cold-splash-hydrotherapy-depression-and-anxiety) does wonders! |
What is something that is universally liked by everyone? | Oxygen |
What kind of world do you wish to create? | Mario World |
People who don't fuck their cousins, why? | I don't live in Alabama |
Your username is your cause of death. How do you die? | I got jizzinated 😞 |
What are the worst things you did as a kid, and did you get caught? | Took a shit in a trash can at school for a bet and I was caught and I was sent to the principles office and I don’t even know who told about it. |
What's your favorite "la la la" on a song? | ["la la la la, la la la la. Elmo's World"](https://youtu.be/Qw6RD5S3e8o?t=2) |
Whats an anime that never had a bad season? | Overlord |
What’s a product that most people are using incorrectly and think it sucks? | Vinyl Records, most people play them on cheap record players, with good equipment they can sound much better |
What is that one thing that you should absolutely never do in your life? | Go to China |
Who was your celebrity crush when you were a kid? | Audrey Hepburn, and she still is I guess |
What's your "I overreacted" moment? | When I’m hangry! |
What do you think is the coolest name? | Crash Fistfight |
What made you happy today? | cake day today |
What is the Funniest Joke You’ve Ever Heard? | one day i overdosed on viagra, hardest day of my life |
Actors with permanent limps: how does it affect your roles, and your ability to get them? | It has actually helped me to get some roles, but mine isn't very noticable. |
When was the last time you visited a dentist? | it's been *years*. And i get 2 free cleanings a year but i'm too afraid to go at this point. |
What’s a job you can listen to audiobooks while doing? | Most art jobs. (I've worked a few) |
How messed up is your sleeping schedule and how did it get that way? | staying up late to wait for a girl (who has a bad schedule) to reply to me |
What would you charge your employer for if you could give them an itemized bill for your labor? | Why would I want to do that? |
What non military items would give some tactical advantage in a war? | Control of the media |
What are some of the things kids did in the 1980’s that kids don’t do today? | Go to the arcade to play video games. |
What secret are you taking to the grave? | ...why the hell would I tell you that |
If you were to win the lottery tomorrow, how would you plan to spend the next 10 years? | I'd overdose on hookers and cocaine the same day. |
What combination of ingredients in a sandwich sound awful, but taste surprisingly good together? | Crisps and cheese. Chips for you American folks. |
What's that shitty 90s movie that had good firefighters fighting evil firefighters in a burning building? | r/tipofmytongue |
What is "the hivemind?" | It's a thing about bees all following the same order |
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