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For what things are we currently living through their 'Golden Age'?	By definition we are not...
What is the Worst show on Netflix?	Look who's back.
What do you think about people who resign meat eating for moral reasons?	I respect them. I stopped a few days ago. I saw the look on the animals faces in slaughterhouses. I wouldn't want that to happen to me. They have feelings too and go through tremendous pain for what a few mins of pleasure in our mouth. You can be very healthy without meat so im giving it a shot
Why did Jeff Bezos make his rocket looks like a ween? Why didn’t Richard Branson also make his rocket look like a ween?	Bezos is compensating.
What do you do when you're feeling lonely?	Beatus la meatus
Did your parents every actually turn the car around when you were a kid?	Nope but my mom def left my sister at the store on purpose to teach us a lesson. Yeah it fucking worked okay
What’s the most dramatic example of characters ageing in a TV series?	Misha Collins aged a decade overnight, it seems.
What is something you bought recently (less than 1000$), that made you go "why did I wait so long to get this?"	Air fryer sub $100
People who've done plenty of drugs what are the non drug doing people missing out on ?	A sense of strong self control. A drug will only temporarily change your brain(as long as your not dumb about it). Many drugs will allow you to view the world in a different perspective. Life is just a bowl of different perspectives. Explore it and find out what really motivates you
What are the little things that will make you happy?	Animals
Those who went to school with people before they became famous, what were they like?	I graduated with Howard. Believe it or not the dude was super humble
People who don't have solar panels, why?	Too expensive.
women, why do you like wearing dresses?	Cause jeans are like prisons for your legs
Satan creates a separate room for everyone. What's your personal hell?	A room full of people that I think are mad at me, but I’m not sure, and I don’t want to ask.
Without saying what you do, what’s a phrase you hear constantly every day?	I’m not addicted, it’s a choice.
What hobby is super fun, if it wouldn't be for the toxic community of it?	Sex
Who had a sleep paralysis and what was the scariest moment you lived through?	I’ve had a lot of different sleep paralysis dreams. Sometimes it’s just me trying to wake up and other times a “sleep demon” I guess would be a part of the dream. I think the worst ones are where I’m trying to wake myself up and it’s like I finally move and then I jump out of bed, but then I realize I’m still laying in bed. It seems like it just goes on forever and I keep thinking I’m awake finally but I realize I’m still trapped asleep. It’s scary because it feels like you’ll never wake up and if you try to go back to sleep you’ll die or something. The scariest one was when I was laying in bed on my side. The bed was really low to the floor and the door to the room was directly behind me. In the dream a man was pacing really fast back and forth in the hallway past the door. Then he abruptly turned and walked in the room and stepped on my side and over the bed. It immediately woke me up and my whole side hurt. It really felt like a heavy man had stepped on my side.
What’s a good present for a family that has it all?	Alcohol
What was the most wholesome moment in all of world history?	For me it’s when the small army of Liechtenstein formed a group of 80 men to an Italian mountain pass, they saw no combat and when they came home they had 81 men, this was because Austrian man had joined them because he wanted to live in Liechtenstein https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:History_of_Liechtenstein#The_Liechtenstein_army_story
Online buyers who order items with no reviews, why?	Usually it’s stuff that I already know the value of. If it’s fake I’ll just get a refund. Or you can always do a chargeback if you get scammed. That’s the beauty of credit cards.
Your username is now your superpower. What is it?	When people sit on me they get a pleasant surprise
What is your earliest memory?	Stepping on a rusty nail that in my backyard and having my mom patch the hole
What would your “living the dream” scenario be? (Serious)	Being with the people I love! Everything else doesn't matter in my opinion as long as you are with the people you know you want to spend the rest of your life with. That's my dream.
If you could tell a soon to be college freshman one piece of advise, what would it be?	Time management. You will not be babied like you were in high school. Your success is up to you
What is the most depressing thing you've seen today or this week?	My husband's three day unbathed thighs.
If you could bottle the feeling of satisfaction, how much would you pay for it..?	I'd just take free empty bottle and shoot bottle rockets out of and get the same feeling for free.
If every movie ever made had a sequel called “(Movie Title) 2: This Time It’s Personal” what would be the plots of some of the funniest ones?	Titanic 2: This Time It’s personal. They make another titanic and the iceberg isn’t having any of that shit.
Which movie/game should have earned a sequel?	Bloodborne
How do you break up with a girl without hurting her feelings?	You probably will but that's ok. Just don't make it a personal attack on her and try to be as nice as possible.
What is the biggest goal you are currently pursuing?	Moving abroad
How do you make cocaine (for educational purposes)?	Mix bleach and ammonia
For the people who drive slow / stick to the exact speed limit… simply, why?	Driving cautiously and safely shouldn’t be viewed as a negative.
What’s one thing that you lack that you can’t control?	A third testicle. I can't grow a third testicle
If you could change one thing about your past decisions, what would it be?	won't trust so called friends
What is mankind’s greatest privilege?	The fear animals have of us. We are 99.9% non eaten in a world of eating.
What is the most underrated invention?	Indoor plumbing
What law would you bring it that most would consider dystopic but you think would greatly benefit the world, and why?	Forced health procedures, like vaccines
If you saw your friend’s fiancé active on Grindr soliciting casual sex would you tell your friend? Why or why not?	I would. Bc id wanna know
What moment in your life were you like “maybe I am a sociopath”?	I had a short fuse for quiet a while . Kinda wondered if I had a little sociopathy.but nah I’m fine .
What is something you buy over and over again, and you regret it every time?	Cigarettes
How would you get people who don't like maths to start enjoying it?	I quickly learned that people who dislike math tend to lack a structured process used to navigate mathematics. It's not about disliking math, it's the frustration of not knowing where to start, what are the next steps and where are you heading towards. Once you teach someone a step-by-step process of breaking down the problem, looking for the proper equations or rules, then applying them, mathematics becomes an almost "plug-and-solve" system. At least up to year 1 undergrad. The further you go, the more creative you need to get.
What are your best tips and strategies for negotiating with a car dealership for a new vehicle?	Negotiate. Leave the dealership. They will always reach back out with a better offer
What movie has the best soundtrack?	Easy, Star Wars.
Former class clowns and detention goers, what's the funniest or most wild reason you got in trouble?	I had detention for 6 months my sophomore year, they wouldn't let me sleep and all my assignments were completed, so they made me copy the dictionary. About 3 months in somebody took the time to actually read what I had been writing which was nothing more than an explicit rant about the injustice of authority and swearing at every adult in the school for their complicity. My 6 months of detention was extended to the rest of the year and I was in detention until I finished.
What movie that is generally considered to be bad do you genuinely enjoy?	Avengers Age of Ultron.
What country did surprise you (in a good and pleasant way) in spite of low or ill expectations?	I would say Poland, before their actual homophobic phase.
What do you hate most about the internet?	People
In what way, if any, did getting a tattoo change how you feel about your own body?	I like it more. I care about what happens to it more. Can’t lose this arm with all the money I put into it.
What's the morning chicken sound like in your country?	We don't know. We haven't got it back from the EU yet...
Beat the heat is a common saying, what other things should people try to beat?	their meat
Whats your favourite show that was canceled that needs to be brought back?	My name is Earl. That shit ended so abruptly, so many questions left unanswered.
What widely beloved piece of media do you just not understand the appeal of?	Tiktok, I still don't get what makes it so special
People who have seen other people propose, what is the worst way someone was shot down?	This is a personal story, I asked a girl to spring fling back in high school by getting her a gold fish and wrote on the bowl " you are the cutest fish in the sea, will you go to spring fling with me?". She flushed the fish down the toilet
Those of you that preface with what is obviously a question by saying "Question" then asking a question, why do you do this?	It’s the English equivalent of ¿
Best nowadays actor on portraying Don Vito Corleone,and why do you think so?	Jim Carrey because once you imagine it, there's no one better
What do we have to stop normalizing because it's toxic?	yeah, ALL the social media
What was the most awkward sexual experience you have ever had?	Did anal in the shower once and when we all done I pulled out and she took a shit in the shower. Girl looks me right in the eye and stomps on the turd, shouting “waffle stomp!!!!” Crammed that thing down the drain like it was a regular occurrence
What is that which always tends to increase but never falls down?	The cost of living
What sounds so insane that it could only be fiction but it actually happened?	The deadliest civil war in history was started by a Chinese man claiming to be the younger brother of Jesus
When does a song go from being a modern classic to a classic?	Time
How true/false is this statement: “Time apart is required for a healthy relationship?	Each relationship has its dynamics, so the only general formula in my opinion is that each member shouldn’t loose his/her personal time.
What's one popular movie/series everyone likes but you don't?	Harry Squatter.
What’s you best/funniest fart story?	In church, dead silence, while sitting on the had benches, it echoed SO loud.. best part the priest said shit happens .
If you were given the opportunity to be heard by many people what would you say and how would it help other people?	I'd show things like my mental health and spectrum diagnoses to start, and present myself authentically. My crowd I'd be trying to reach would be others like me. Then, I'd go through my masters degree, GPA, honorable discharge, and everything I've accomplished despite it. I'd hopefully help some see you still can achieve, but I'd also openly admit some parts were genuinely difficult for me, and I wasn't always sure I'd make it. We need to normalize that different doesn't mean doomed.
How do you get your wife to cook tastier food?	Why don’t you cook it?
What fast food chain has the worst service and why?	McDonalds, because their ice cream machine never works...
Whose four faces make up your Mount Rushmore for world history (i.e., including but not limited to United States)?	John, Paul, George, Ringo
What does it mean if people say they’re happy to hear from you when you text them?	Exactly that.
What is the best movie based on a book?	I really like the lord of the rings!!
What is the biggest joy you had?	I think she was around 175lbs
What fictional character do you think could be best friends with?	Estela de la Cruz. She seems to be a very good Girl
What are you gonna choose, to get rich right away and have a big business but lovelife is not going well or those who work to get rich but have a beautiful and happy family?	Big business, totally. What the hell is a lovelife
How did you meet your first serious gf/bf?	Never had one
To people who believe in love why?	It’s just an emotion like all the others. Do I have to justify the existence of anger or joy?
You are given 25 years extra to live but for each year a stranger loses 10 years of their life. Would you accept this deal and why?	No. It's a lose/lose situation.
What are good ways to surprise someone with a trip?	Just pop a tab in their sandwich
What is the acceptable amount of time to wait after the final interview to receive a job offer?	It might take up to 2 full weeks. They might have other interviews to finish and it sometimes takes a while for HR to finalize the offer and get any necessary approvals. Anything over 2 weeks should be cause for concern.
What are the best psychedelic movies?	Enter the Void Mandy Beyond The Black Rainbow The Color Out of Space Jodorowsky’s Dune Spirited Away Heavy Metal Holy Mountain The Fall Fantasia
What is it about a full untrimmed bush that turns you off or on?	I have one but that's just because the gardener is a lazy bastard and won't trim 'em.
What should you NEVER say after sex?	That'll do, pig. That'll do.
What's the best way to uplift manual labor workers to make them feel loved at the workplace?	Pay them good money.
What was the one moment in your life that a song played at the wrong moment?	When I was talking with a girl about what her dad did to her. And rape me by nirvana came on... didn’t even know I had that song. Awkward.
What two cereals are made better by combining them?	Raisin Bran and frosted flakes
what is the best thing?	Eating ass
What's your guilty celebrity crush?	Danny Devito
What's a weird paranoia you have?	I am terrified that the sins of the past will come back to haunt me.
What is the best two-person activity to combat boredom?	Eat ass
What's your favorite psychedelic music?	The Moody Blues album Days of Futures Past.
What catchphrases, colloquialisms, slang speech drives you crazy when they’re used in conversation?	"Literally" "Oh my God" "Get a grip"
what’s a movie scene you don’t think was just acting?	The entire Spy Kids series. I refuse to believe that there was even a script
What’s the weirdest thing you have done with your farts?	Keep it in a jar in case I want to trade with my classmates.
What are your worst cases of a sales person trying to sell you something?	Went to a store for a new coat. There were about 20 employees and 3 customers. I was approached at least 5 times in 10 minutes. Maybe they thought I was there to steal something. Maybe they were all desperate for the commission. On the 11th minute I gladly left without a coat.
What do you want to be done to you when you die? Buried, cremated, or something else?	There's a service that cremates you and uses your ashes with some fertilizer mix to plant a tree somewhere of your choosing. I want to give myself back to to the earth and be a tree.
what is the best object?	Women
There's a famous quote that goes "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win". What is being fought right now that will win in the end?	I would go for veganism in few centuries to come and if the human race continue to exist eating meat would be something frowned upon not sure though but this is one of the things that are most likly to occur in future.
What does it feel like when a seizure is “coming on?”	Ok so when i was younger (think 2-6th grade) i had a type of seizure called absent seizures, essentially when it happens i stop being able to perceive whats going on, you can wave your hand in front of my face, touch my shoulder, or speak to me but i won't respond. If im walking I'll continue walking even if i run into a door or wall. I could never tell when one was going to happen and they seemed to happen randomly. This really affected my early development until about the 9th grade, since i would be in the middle of class, have a seizure and miss an important part of the lesson (hence why i had a 5th grade math level at the start of 9th grade) Its probably different for people with other types but thats my experience any ways
Record droughts. Record heat waves. Record ice melts. Amazon rainforest now releasing more C02 than it absorbs. Ocean heating up and acidification. Sea level rising, Venice to spend billions to try to mitigate the water rise. When will it be enough? When will we learn and change? Why don't we?	Humans are a highly adaptable species and that, paired with our own hubris, means that it will never be so bad that we can't wait it out for another generation. as dramatically as the world changes now, it's not so bad as long as our buildings have air conditioning, our cars are comfortable, and we can pay contractors to fix our flood damaged properties. it is going be a slow generational grind into world destruction.
What happened when you screenshot a text and accidentally sent it to the person you screenshot?	That seems like a lot of effort for an “accident”.
What is the most ridiculous made up symbolism or overreaching you have heard or seen about a show, movie or book?	Let me tell you about a little doc called Room 237..
Who is on the Mount Rushmore of ALL sports?	Jordan, Pele, Ruth, Howe

For what things are we currently living through their 'Golden Age'?

By definition we are not...

What is the Worst show on Netflix?

Look who's back.

What do you think about people who resign meat eating for moral reasons?

I respect them. I stopped a few days ago. I saw the look on the animals faces in slaughterhouses. I wouldn't want that to happen to me. They have feelings too and go through tremendous pain for what a few mins of pleasure in our mouth. You can be very healthy without meat so im giving it a shot

Why did Jeff Bezos make his rocket looks like a ween? Why didn’t Richard Branson also make his rocket look like a ween?

Bezos is compensating.

What do you do when you're feeling lonely?

Beatus la meatus

Did your parents every actually turn the car around when you were a kid?

Nope but my mom def left my sister at the store on purpose to teach us a lesson. Yeah it fucking worked okay

What’s the most dramatic example of characters ageing in a TV series?

Misha Collins aged a decade overnight, it seems.

What is something you bought recently (less than 1000$), that made you go "why did I wait so long to get this?"

Air fryer sub $100

People who've done plenty of drugs what are the non drug doing people missing out on ?

A sense of strong self control. A drug will only temporarily change your brain(as long as your not dumb about it). Many drugs will allow you to view the world in a different perspective. Life is just a bowl of different perspectives. Explore it and find out what really motivates you

What are the little things that will make you happy?

Animals

Those who went to school with people before they became famous, what were they like?

I graduated with Howard. Believe it or not the dude was super humble

People who don't have solar panels, why?

Too expensive.

women, why do you like wearing dresses?

Cause jeans are like prisons for your legs

Satan creates a separate room for everyone. What's your personal hell?

A room full of people that I *think* are mad at me, but I’m not sure, and I don’t want to ask.

Without saying what you do, what’s a phrase you hear constantly every day?

I’m not addicted, it’s a choice.

What hobby is super fun, if it wouldn't be for the toxic community of it?

Sex

Who had a sleep paralysis and what was the scariest moment you lived through?

I’ve had a lot of different sleep paralysis dreams. Sometimes it’s just me trying to wake up and other times a “sleep demon” I guess would be a part of the dream. I think the worst ones are where I’m trying to wake myself up and it’s like I finally move and then I jump out of bed, but then I realize I’m still laying in bed. It seems like it just goes on forever and I keep thinking I’m awake finally but I realize I’m still trapped asleep. It’s scary because it feels like you’ll never wake up and if you try to go back to sleep you’ll die or something. The scariest one was when I was laying in bed on my side. The bed was really low to the floor and the door to the room was directly behind me. In the dream a man was pacing really fast back and forth in the hallway past the door. Then he abruptly turned and walked in the room and stepped on my side and over the bed. It immediately woke me up and my whole side hurt. It really felt like a heavy man had stepped on my side.

What’s a good present for a family that has it all?

Alcohol

What was the most wholesome moment in all of world history?

For me it’s when the small army of Liechtenstein formed a group of 80 men to an Italian mountain pass, they saw no combat and when they came home they had 81 men, this was because Austrian man had joined them because he wanted to live in Liechtenstein https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:History_of_Liechtenstein#The_Liechtenstein_army_story

Online buyers who order items with no reviews, why?

Usually it’s stuff that I already know the value of. If it’s fake I’ll just get a refund. Or you can always do a chargeback if you get scammed. That’s the beauty of credit cards.

Your username is now your superpower. What is it?

When people sit on me they get a pleasant surprise

What is your earliest memory?

Stepping on a rusty nail that in my backyard and having my mom patch the hole

What would your “living the dream” scenario be? (Serious)

Being with the people I love! Everything else doesn't matter in my opinion as long as you are with the people you know you want to spend the rest of your life with. That's my dream.

If you could tell a soon to be college freshman one piece of advise, what would it be?

Time management. You will not be babied like you were in high school. Your success is up to you

What is the most depressing thing you've seen today or this week?

My husband's three day unbathed thighs.

If you could bottle the feeling of satisfaction, how much would you pay for it..?

I'd just take free empty bottle and shoot bottle rockets out of and get the same feeling for free.

If every movie ever made had a sequel called “(Movie Title) 2: This Time It’s Personal” what would be the plots of some of the funniest ones?

Titanic 2: This Time It’s personal. They make another titanic and the iceberg isn’t having any of that shit.

Which movie/game should have earned a sequel?

Bloodborne

How do you break up with a girl without hurting her feelings?

You probably will but that's ok. Just don't make it a personal attack on her and try to be as nice as possible.

What is the biggest goal you are currently pursuing?

Moving abroad

How do you make cocaine (for educational purposes)?

Mix bleach and ammonia

For the people who drive slow / stick to the exact speed limit… simply, why?

Driving cautiously and safely shouldn’t be viewed as a negative.

What’s one thing that you lack that you can’t control?

A third testicle. I can't grow a third testicle

If you could change one thing about your past decisions, what would it be?

won't trust so called friends

What is mankind’s greatest privilege?

The fear animals have of us. We are 99.9% non eaten in a world of eating.

What is the most underrated invention?

Indoor plumbing

What law would you bring it that most would consider dystopic but you think would greatly benefit the world, and why?

Forced health procedures, like vaccines

If you saw your friend’s fiancé active on Grindr soliciting casual sex would you tell your friend? Why or why not?

I would. Bc id wanna know

What moment in your life were you like “maybe I am a sociopath”?

I had a short fuse for quiet a while . Kinda wondered if I had a little sociopathy.but nah I’m fine .

What is something you buy over and over again, and you regret it every time?

Cigarettes

How would you get people who don't like maths to start enjoying it?

I quickly learned that people who dislike math tend to lack a structured process used to navigate mathematics. It's not about disliking math, it's the frustration of not knowing where to start, what are the next steps and where are you heading towards. Once you teach someone a step-by-step process of breaking down the problem, looking for the proper equations or rules, then applying them, mathematics becomes an almost "plug-and-solve" system. At least up to year 1 undergrad. The further you go, the more creative you need to get.

What are your best tips and strategies for negotiating with a car dealership for a new vehicle?

Negotiate. Leave the dealership. They will always reach back out with a better offer

What movie has the best soundtrack?

Easy, Star Wars.

Former class clowns and detention goers, what's the funniest or most wild reason you got in trouble?

I had detention for 6 months my sophomore year, they wouldn't let me sleep and all my assignments were completed, so they made me copy the dictionary. About 3 months in somebody took the time to actually read what I had been writing which was nothing more than an explicit rant about the injustice of authority and swearing at every adult in the school for their complicity. My 6 months of detention was extended to the rest of the year and I was in detention until I finished.

What movie that is generally considered to be bad do you genuinely enjoy?

Avengers Age of Ultron.

What country did surprise you (in a good and pleasant way) in spite of low or ill expectations?

I would say Poland, before their actual homophobic phase.

What do you hate most about the internet?

People

In what way, if any, did getting a tattoo change how you feel about your own body?

I like it more. I care about what happens to it more. Can’t lose this arm with all the money I put into it.

What's the morning chicken sound like in your country?

We don't know. We haven't got it back from the EU yet...

Beat the heat is a common saying, what other things should people try to beat?

their meat

Whats your favourite show that was canceled that needs to be brought back?

My name is Earl. That shit ended so abruptly, so many questions left unanswered.

What widely beloved piece of media do you just not understand the appeal of?

Tiktok, I still don't get what makes it so special

People who have seen other people propose, what is the worst way someone was shot down?

This is a personal story, I asked a girl to spring fling back in high school by getting her a gold fish and wrote on the bowl " you are the cutest fish in the sea, will you go to spring fling with me?". She flushed the fish down the toilet

Those of you that preface with what is obviously a question by saying "Question" then asking a question, why do you do this?

It’s the English equivalent of ¿

Best nowadays actor on portraying Don Vito Corleone,and why do you think so?

Jim Carrey because once you imagine it, there's no one better

What do we have to stop normalizing because it's toxic?

yeah, ALL the social media

What was the most awkward sexual experience you have ever had?

Did anal in the shower once and when we all done I pulled out and she took a shit in the shower. Girl looks me right in the eye and stomps on the turd, shouting “waffle stomp!!!!” Crammed that thing down the drain like it was a regular occurrence

What is that which always tends to increase but never falls down?

The cost of living

What sounds so insane that it could only be fiction but it actually happened?

The deadliest civil war in history was started by a Chinese man claiming to be the younger brother of Jesus

When does a song go from being a modern classic to a classic?

Time

How true/false is this statement: “Time apart is required for a healthy relationship?

Each relationship has its dynamics, so the only general formula in my opinion is that each member shouldn’t loose his/her personal time.

What's one popular movie/series everyone likes but you don't?

Harry Squatter.

What’s you best/funniest fart story?

In church, dead silence, while sitting on the had benches, it echoed SO loud.. best part the priest said shit happens .

If you were given the opportunity to be heard by many people what would you say and how would it help other people?

I'd show things like my mental health and spectrum diagnoses to start, and present myself authentically. My crowd I'd be trying to reach would be others like me. Then, I'd go through my masters degree, GPA, honorable discharge, and everything I've accomplished despite it. I'd hopefully help some see you still can achieve, but I'd also openly admit some parts were genuinely difficult for me, and I wasn't always sure I'd make it. We need to normalize that different doesn't mean doomed.

How do you get your wife to cook tastier food?

Why don’t you cook it?

What fast food chain has the worst service and why?

McDonalds, because their ice cream machine never works...

Whose four faces make up your Mount Rushmore for world history (i.e., including but not limited to United States)?

John, Paul, George, Ringo

What does it mean if people say they’re happy to hear from you when you text them?

Exactly that.

What is the best movie based on a book?

I really like the lord of the rings!!

What is the biggest joy you had?

I think she was around 175lbs

What fictional character do you think could be best friends with?

Estela de la Cruz. She seems to be a very good Girl

What are you gonna choose, to get rich right away and have a big business but lovelife is not going well or those who work to get rich but have a beautiful and happy family?

Big business, totally. What the hell is a lovelife

How did you meet your first serious gf/bf?

Never had one

To people who believe in love why?

It’s just an emotion like all the others. Do I have to justify the existence of anger or joy?

You are given 25 years extra to live but for each year a stranger loses 10 years of their life. Would you accept this deal and why?

No. It's a lose/lose situation.

What are good ways to surprise someone with a trip?

Just pop a tab in their sandwich

What is the acceptable amount of time to wait after the final interview to receive a job offer?

It might take up to 2 full weeks. They might have other interviews to finish and it sometimes takes a while for HR to finalize the offer and get any necessary approvals. Anything over 2 weeks should be cause for concern.

What are the best psychedelic movies?

Enter the Void Mandy Beyond The Black Rainbow The Color Out of Space Jodorowsky’s Dune Spirited Away Heavy Metal Holy Mountain The Fall Fantasia

What is it about a full untrimmed bush that turns you off or on?

I have one but that's just because the gardener is a lazy bastard and won't trim 'em.

What should you NEVER say after sex?

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

What's the best way to uplift manual labor workers to make them feel loved at the workplace?

Pay them good money.

What was the one moment in your life that a song played at the wrong moment?

When I was talking with a girl about what her dad did to her. And rape me by nirvana came on... didn’t even know I had that song. Awkward.

What two cereals are made better by combining them?

Raisin Bran and frosted flakes

what is the best thing?

Eating ass

What's your guilty celebrity crush?

Danny Devito

What's a weird paranoia you have?

I am terrified that the sins of the past will come back to haunt me.

What is the best two-person activity to combat boredom?

Eat ass

What's your favorite psychedelic music?

The Moody Blues album Days of Futures Past.

What catchphrases, colloquialisms, slang speech drives you crazy when they’re used in conversation?

"Literally" "Oh my God" "Get a grip"

what’s a movie scene you don’t think was just acting?

The entire Spy Kids series. I refuse to believe that there was even a script

What’s the weirdest thing you have done with your farts?

Keep it in a jar in case I want to trade with my classmates.

What are your worst cases of a sales person trying to sell you something?

Went to a store for a new coat. There were about 20 employees and 3 customers. I was approached at least 5 times in 10 minutes. Maybe they thought I was there to steal something. Maybe they were all desperate for the commission. On the 11th minute I gladly left without a coat.

What do you want to be done to you when you die? Buried, cremated, or something else?

There's a service that cremates you and uses your ashes with some fertilizer mix to plant a tree somewhere of your choosing. I want to give myself back to to the earth and be a tree.

what is the best object?

Women

There's a famous quote that goes "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win". What is being fought right now that will win in the end?

I would go for veganism in few centuries to come and if the human race continue to exist eating meat would be something frowned upon not sure though but this is one of the things that are most likly to occur in future.

What does it feel like when a seizure is “coming on?”

Ok so when i was younger (think 2-6th grade) i had a type of seizure called absent seizures, essentially when it happens i stop being able to perceive whats going on, you can wave your hand in front of my face, touch my shoulder, or speak to me but i won't respond. If im walking I'll continue walking even if i run into a door or wall. I could never tell when one was going to happen and they seemed to happen randomly. This really affected my early development until about the 9th grade, since i would be in the middle of class, have a seizure and miss an important part of the lesson (hence why i had a 5th grade math level at the start of 9th grade) Its probably different for people with other types but thats my experience any ways

Record droughts. Record heat waves. Record ice melts. Amazon rainforest now releasing more C02 than it absorbs. Ocean heating up and acidification. Sea level rising, Venice to spend billions to try to mitigate the water rise. When will it be enough? When will we learn and change? Why don't we?

Humans are a highly adaptable species and that, paired with our own hubris, means that it will never be so bad that we can't wait it out for another generation. as dramatically as the world changes now, it's not so bad as long as our buildings have air conditioning, our cars are comfortable, and we can pay contractors to fix our flood damaged properties. it is going be a slow generational grind into world destruction.

What happened when you screenshot a text and accidentally sent it to the person you screenshot?

That seems like a lot of effort for an “accident”.

What is the most ridiculous made up symbolism or overreaching you have heard or seen about a show, movie or book?

Let me tell you about a little doc called Room 237..

Who is on the Mount Rushmore of ALL sports?

Jordan, Pele, Ruth, Howe