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What would the world be like with no religion?	There'd be one less thing for folks to kill each other over, and the exact same amount of folks killing each other.
What is the funniest game show answer that you have witnessed?	Name a fruit that is yellow: Orange
Which shows have the best series finales?	I thought the Good Place was great. I didn’t like it in first watch because nothing I think would’ve felt significant enough but on rewatch, I’ve come to absolutely love it.
What do people tend to overcomplicate in their lives?	I think there are some people who find chaos comforting because it's familiar....perhaps not even realizing.
What's that one pun you've surprised yourself with that will never be beaten?	Once I ordered Chinese food and there were no fortune cookies that came with it. So, without thinking behind the meaning, I said "That's unfortunate."
What do you really want that you can't have?	The love of my life
For people who are against socialism, what is socialism?	socialism /ˈsəʊʃəlɪz(ə)m/ noun a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.
What do you think of Alberta a Province in Canada?	not very much, canada to an outsider like me is like a big block of unknown.
Whats your favourite country?	Merica
What’s the most creative way to torture your enemy?	You know the real psychopaths will have the best methods, but they won’t share them with you because there’s nothing in it for them to do so.
What is the worst thing you ever did you rebel against your parents/teachers?	Planting drugs in a teachers desk to get them fired.
When did you feel most alone?	When there was no one in the house with me.
Which country has the best sense of humor in your opinion?	Scotland.
How did you know it was a right time to kiss someone?	When I first unzipped the body bag.
What is the number one thing someone should do when they visit your city/town?	Leave.
People who got turned on by a family member/friend, what happened?	♫ Sweet home Alabama ♫
If silver is holy material, then what is unholy material?	Gold? IDK, I'm trying to say something poignant about greed and the ruling class.
What extra key should be added to the standard keyboard, and what should it do?	More keys to toggle RGB.
What ever happened to the US “transitioning to the metric system” from years ago? Was it ever a real initiative? Why haven’t we made the switch?	It was a real initiative (I think under the Carter administration?), but never caught on. The U.S. being rooted in the imperial system is actually a result of the U.S. always having very precise, accurate, and consistent measurements ever since its colonization. In other countries, measurement precision varied from place to place, and, as the world began to interact on a global scale, science and industry needed something consistent. For example, an English foot and a French foot were different sizes. People think Napoleon was short, because he was said to be 5'2". However, that height is stated in French measurements. By English/today's measurement, he would have been said to stand at basically an average height: 5'7" But the U.S. never had to reconcile those types of differences between its states, so we have never stopped using the imperial system except in scientific settings. Because everyone uses the imperial system, stating measurements in the metric system actually confuses people, because we barely ever think in those terms. It's somewhat the same reason that people in the U.S. have a difficult time learning another language, except perhaps Spanish: Almost everyone here speaks only English, so trying to speak in another language feels forced and awkward since there's little real-world opportunity to use it. If Germans want to learn French, they can go to France much more easily than people in the U.S.
How would you explain the human race to an alien?	Imagine hairless upright monkeys that are somewhat smart but not as smart as they think they are
what is/was the worst crossover in history?	The Uncle Grandpa/Steven Universe crossover episode. Unforgivable
[NSFW] To the weebs who prefer irl booty, do u prefer anime booty or tiddies?	Penis
What do you think of people who put pepperoni on their pizza?	What do I think of people who put literally the most popular topping on their pizza? Nothing at all.
What is your Favorite Car?	The one in FakeTaxi
What is the biggest cliche line you know?	If you are bad then i am your dad
Hamsters die in fucked up ways, so how did yours die?	Ours always got old and then got sores... and daddy had to take them to the back with his 22. Word of advice... in winter, it leaves quite the mess in the snow.
Why do you tip the way you do when gratuity circumstances appear?	They don't tip in my country, as employers are required to pay staff a reasonable wage
What are you doing tonight?	same thing i do every night - nothing
What’s the pettiest hill you’re willing to die on?	It's pronounced GIF.
What career path were you excited about until you learned what the job actually entailed?	Lawyer back in the day i wanted to be like Jessica Pearson so badly. Like walking around winning Cases like it's nothing. But when i saw the amount of time and work you have to put into your learning is huge.
What YouTuber rubs you the wrong way?	Nickado Avocado
Where were we dacades before we were born?	In my ass
What do you to help manage your anxiety? [Serious]	Watch how you talk to yourself. I used to get anxious and then would say the worst things to myself. I then realized I would never say these horrible things to someone else, so why is it ok for me to talk to myself this way? If your loved one said they were feeling anxious, you would say nice and helpful, supportive things. That is what your own inner monologue should be like when you get anxious.
What’s the worst time/situation you could eat a Taco Bell?	When your diarrhea is liquid shit and you’ve puked 4 times in a row
Who decided what's right and wrong?	Society
What feels like you're overdoing/over-compensating but is actually normal?	the way i walk
What sexual innuendo do you find the most amusing?	The number 69 is basically guaranteed to make me giggle
How do you stop caring about what others think of you?	Take a minute to actually think how this person's opinion of you is going to affect your life in any tangible way. Is the random guy at the grocery store's thoughts of you going to alter how your life plays out? Are you ever going to see or interact with that person again? Are they even going to remember you in 20 minutes? Really. Take a minute. A full minute, and just think about how any of this affects you.
What is one of the most important songs in music history?	Do Your Dicc Hang Lo by Afroman
What(s the best way to fight air loss and baldness? Feels uglier days after days... What are the best Actions to do?	Shave it all off and grow a beard.
What's a meme that reveals your age without saying it?	What’s a meme?
Whom would you hug right now, if you could?	You, you saucy little minx
How is everyone's Tuesday going?	Terribly. Feel like shit and I’m stuck in a waiting room waiting to see a fourth fucking rheumatologist. Apparently 3 saying it wasn’t their wheelhouse wasn’t enough for my neurologist.
What horror movie never fails to scare you?	The (original) Exorcist.
What was the best day of your life?	The day I met my boyfriend. I know it sounds cheesy, but I can't forget that day.
[serious] what does it feel like to be in shock?	I had my pinky degloved halfway in a work place accident. When I went into shock, I had no memory of the events between looking down, seeing the extent of my injury, and being led to the exam chair, down in ship's medical, after retching into a basin.
What do you say: Do you have Temper?	Eeeyep. ‘Specially when I’m hungry and/or sleep deprived.
What election laws need to be changed to ensure Trump doesn't win again in 2024?	People who screw up the economy and permanently alter the U.S for the worse shouldn’t be allowed to run for presidency again
After suffering from psychosis paranoia and moderate schizophrenia you are transported to a medieval village in a witchhunt what would you do to save your ass off?	Blame tainted barley cursed by the local wierdo
How do you cope with an off-day?	If all days are 'off days', then they're just normal days.
What’s something small your partner does that makes you love them even more then before?	I like it when they use than/ then correctly. I hope you just chuckle at this and not let it rustle your jimmies, as is my intent.
What is something most people don't know about a commonly disliked person that might change their mind about them? [Serious]	Medusa was raped by Zeus, turned into a monster out of envy for being beautiful, and tried to live in seclusion but kept getting hunted down by others until she was killed by Perseus . She was a victim of the gods and punished for it
What is your favorite Youtube video of 30s or less?	Look up kracc bacc and you have your answer
If your country was a person, what's the most stereotypical thing it would say?	Guv’nor
What at home hobbies do women commonly enjoy?	Same as men? Hobbies aren't gender specific.
Everyone has atleast 1 super power, its time. Time will always be there to change things. Whatever mistakes you've made, whatever doubts you have, or even other peoples thoughts about you, time can change that.?	Where’s the question fuckface mcgee
if you had a superpower what would it be?	Omnipotence
What is your sexual regret?	I think I regret not making the first move like ever, I always left it up to her (or not) like some massive pussy. But I also sort of hate that type of guy who just always makes a move despite the signs... I guess there's a middle ground there I never achieved.
People who work in casinos, what's the craziest thing you've seen?	I've been working in Tribal Casinos for 16 years; mostly as a Surveillance Manager... I've seen some shit. People die at casinos; sometimes guests; sometimes employees. Nothing like having HR email you to ask what time an employee died so they can clock them out.... Luckily you get used to it after a while and I can knock out a "Death" incident report in under 10 minutes. I've seen people shoot up dope in the parking lot; had a pipe bomb found in a vehicle; kids, even infants left inside vehicles for hours(Both below 0 in winter and in 100+ summer); more fights than I can recall; the list goes on and on. Not all negative; I've seen several people win insane amounts of money including one jackpot over $3m. One funny thing is that employees often forget that certain cameras have audio; trust me when I say I know more about some past co-workers personal lives than I ever wanted to know. The Cashier with the clap; the table games dealer with baby mama drama x3, and yeah I can see your phone screen in the breakroom as your nudes over snapchat... Just saying. One of the most overall disturbing things I've seen was a suicide note written by a woman to her 2 sons; telling them it's not their fault and for the elder to take care of his baby brother(it didn't have an age, but she was in her mid-20s so they couldn't have been that old). She managed to survive; after swallowing a bottle of pills.
What is the absolute hands-down worst tv-show of all time?	The US version of The Inbetweeners or the US version of Taskmaster
What is extremely overpriced for what it actually is?	Printer ink
What is a product you wish existed?	A button to automatically brush my teeth and beam me into bed.
What is a movie, TV show, band, or song that you loved as a teenager but cant stand now?	I hated hawthorne heights as teenager, and i hate them even more now.
What do you hate/dislike about your culture so much that it makes you wish you were born somewhere else?	Gun culture, American nationalism, the rise in anti-intellectualism
What’s a movie you want to see that everyone thinks it’s crazy you haven’t seen it?	Avatar
If entertainment such as gladiator battles in colosseums, where people fought to the death, came back to reality, would you watch and why?	Except Gladiators didn't usually fight to the death. It costs a lot to train a gladiator and each Ludus had to train, house and feed them. It was more akin to UFC with weapons.
Bartenders, what's the best story you got for us?	Had this regular named Tiffany.. She would always come into the Bar, pound 6 shots of whiskey and try to get with the biggest baddest dude in the place... So one night I'm going to the bathroom and their is Tiffany in bathroom licking the taint of this big buff dude. She notices me and says "don't worry honey your turn is next" Best taint licking I ever received... She still frequents the bar... but yea Ill never forget Tiffany the Taint licker...
What do you think about when you fall asleep and when you wake up?	the coleslaw i will eat
If you could make your own political party to run for president, what will be your symbol and slogan?	A raccoon, and my slogan is "politicians are trash"
What slang word would you create and what would the definition be?	Gooble- to be sloppy with liquid like objects. Gooble. Like "Frank's being a fuckin gooble again and making a mess with all the cheese sauce on his nuts"
How can we prevent Trump from winning his third straight election in 2024?	...Third?
What was the best first date you've been on?	Where the woman didn’t leave abruptly or get untied
What book series has the best first book?	The Gentleman Bastards - The Lies of Locke Lamora
What the best bait to use to catch wasp?	Reversed bottleneck with something sweet inside
Could you imagine yourself getting way too drunk and married in Las Vegas? Why, why not?	As someone who lives in Vegas. No because we hate going to the strip as a local. We only go out with family and friends from out of town. I personally just stick to a few beers and be the responsible one to drive home. Whatever they want to do is up to them but ill try to encourage atopping them
What song annoys the living crap out of you?	baby shark
What do you think is actually too good to be true but we have it ?	Alcohol.
What is something you tell people you don’t like but you haven’t actually tried it ?	Sushi
What was supposed to be the next big thing but failed miserably?	Fetch
How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?	This is my new argument against pro lifers
What is something you became in the possession of, but don’t know how or why?	Idk how the fuck i got it but I was searching my old room in my parents house and found a katana idk what I was doing with it or why I had it but i got it refurbished and price quoted its round about 40000 uk pounds as its from the edo period idfk how I got it but Holy shit it was worth looking into
If you were to meet your girl friend for the first time, what song would you do to her?	Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D ( “What song would you DO to her” )
What makes a mature person in all aspects of life (physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, financial, etc.)?	People that are willing to hear others opinions
What did you make for the last dinner?	Chicken sandwich and maple beans
What is one minor or unspoken detail that you would recommend to anyone planning a wedding right now?	Make sure you really love him/her.
What would be a lot cooler if it glowed in the dark?	I genuinely think clouds would look so sick if they had some form of light dark glow at night
Do people actually know what they are doing with there life once they graduate High school?	They believe they know. Later they hope to have known better.
what is the best way to boost adrenaline?	Honestly pull down your pants down round your parents in the next room. either you pull them up in time when they come in, or you are awkwardly embarrassed. either way the adrenaline is through the roof.
What do men find unattractive in women?	Constant complaining.
What would be your flawless foolproof bank robbing scheme?	First you stash some clothes in a nearby hiding spot. Then you get naked and 9nly wear a mask. You barge in, with gun in hand, rob the bank, go to the spot where hid the clothes and get dressed. Discard your mask and just wall away. Noone will be able to identify you after.
When is it ok to contact the manager?	When you have a question the employee is unable or unwilling to answer. Not to complain. Never to complain.
People with tattoos, what did you get tattooed and why? Also, people who are thinking of getting a tatto (1st one or another one) why do you feel the need of one?	I've got a tattoo of my wife's fingerprint shaped like a heart on my wrist (this was my first tattoo.) We are expecting and I am planning to get a tattoo of my baby's fingerprint aswell.
America is still kinda a mess with COVID and following the 2020 election. How's everyone else not from the U.S. doing?	Country is falling to bits. UK
What show from your childhood should be the next big movie franchise?	Star Blazers Robotech
What is your favorite show on TV?	Galileo, Eisenbahn Romantik, Markt, Marktcheck and Tagesschau
What to do when people make fun of you but can't receive it themselves, and instead resort to insults?	Call them out on it
What is your favourite part of history?	when coleslaw was invented
People of the Southern Hemisphere, how is it like being in winter while most of the internet is in summer mode ?	I'm from South Africa, and I can honestly say it hasn't bothered me yet. Only thing that bugs me is the snow Americans have over the Holidays (Christmas etc.) While we are dying of heat.
What is an easy task at your job that you hate doing?	Turning up
How do you cope with loneliness when your friends don’t have time for you because of gf/bf?	Oh, this hit hard) I make new friends!

What would the world be like with no religion?

There'd be one less thing for folks to kill each other over, and the exact same amount of folks killing each other.

What is the funniest game show answer that you have witnessed?

Name a fruit that is yellow: Orange

Which shows have the best series finales?

I thought the Good Place was great. I didn’t like it in first watch because nothing I think would’ve felt significant enough but on rewatch, I’ve come to absolutely love it.

What do people tend to overcomplicate in their lives?

I think there are some people who find chaos comforting because it's familiar....perhaps not even realizing.

What's that one pun you've surprised yourself with that will never be beaten?

Once I ordered Chinese food and there were no fortune cookies that came with it. So, without thinking behind the meaning, I said "That's unfortunate."

What do you really want that you can't have?

The love of my life

For people who are against socialism, what is socialism?

socialism /ˈsəʊʃəlɪz(ə)m/ noun a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

What do you think of Alberta a Province in Canada?

not very much, canada to an outsider like me is like a big block of unknown.

Whats your favourite country?

Merica

What’s the most creative way to torture your enemy?

You know the real psychopaths will have the best methods, but they won’t share them with you because there’s nothing in it for them to do so.

What is the worst thing you ever did you rebel against your parents/teachers?

Planting drugs in a teachers desk to get them fired.

When did you feel most alone?

When there was no one in the house with me.

Which country has the best sense of humor in your opinion?

Scotland.

How did you know it was a right time to kiss someone?

When I first unzipped the body bag.

What is the number one thing someone should do when they visit your city/town?

Leave.

People who got turned on by a family member/friend, what happened?

♫ Sweet home Alabama ♫

If silver is holy material, then what is unholy material?

Gold? IDK, I'm trying to say something poignant about greed and the ruling class.

What extra key should be added to the standard keyboard, and what should it do?

More keys to toggle RGB.

What ever happened to the US “transitioning to the metric system” from years ago? Was it ever a real initiative? Why haven’t we made the switch?

It was a real initiative (I think under the Carter administration?), but never caught on. The U.S. being rooted in the imperial system is actually a result of the U.S. always having very precise, accurate, and consistent measurements ever since its colonization. In other countries, measurement precision varied from place to place, and, as the world began to interact on a global scale, science and industry needed something consistent. For example, an English foot and a French foot were different sizes. People think Napoleon was short, because he was said to be 5'2". However, that height is stated in *French* measurements. By English/today's measurement, he would have been said to stand at basically an average height: 5'7" But the U.S. never had to reconcile those types of differences between its states, so we have never stopped using the imperial system except in scientific settings. Because everyone uses the imperial system, stating measurements in the metric system actually confuses people, because we barely ever think in those terms. It's somewhat the same reason that people in the U.S. have a difficult time learning another language, except perhaps Spanish: Almost everyone here speaks only English, so trying to speak in another language feels forced and awkward since there's little real-world opportunity to use it. If Germans want to learn French, they can go to France much more easily than people in the U.S.

How would you explain the human race to an alien?

Imagine hairless upright monkeys that are somewhat smart but not as smart as they think they are

what is/was the worst crossover in history?

The Uncle Grandpa/Steven Universe crossover episode. Unforgivable

[NSFW] To the weebs who prefer irl booty, do u prefer anime booty or tiddies?

Penis

What do you think of people who put pepperoni on their pizza?

What do I think of people who put literally the most popular topping on their pizza? Nothing at all.

What is your Favorite Car?

The one in FakeTaxi

What is the biggest cliche line you know?

If you are bad then i am your dad

Hamsters die in fucked up ways, so how did yours die?

Ours always got old and then got sores... and daddy had to take them to the back with his 22. Word of advice... in winter, it leaves quite the mess in the snow.

Why do you tip the way you do when gratuity circumstances appear?

They don't tip in my country, as employers are required to pay staff a reasonable wage

What are you doing tonight?

same thing i do every night - nothing

What’s the pettiest hill you’re willing to die on?

It's pronounced GIF.

What career path were you excited about until you learned what the job actually entailed?

Lawyer back in the day i wanted to be like Jessica Pearson so badly. Like walking around winning Cases like it's nothing. But when i saw the amount of time and work you have to put into your learning is huge.

What YouTuber rubs you the wrong way?

Nickado Avocado

Where were we dacades before we were born?

In my ass

What do you to help manage your anxiety? [Serious]

Watch how you talk to yourself. I used to get anxious and then would say the worst things to myself. I then realized I would never say these horrible things to someone else, so why is it ok for me to talk to myself this way? If your loved one said they were feeling anxious, you would say nice and helpful, supportive things. That is what your own inner monologue should be like when you get anxious.

What’s the worst time/situation you could eat a Taco Bell?

When your diarrhea is liquid shit and you’ve puked 4 times in a row

Who decided what's right and wrong?

Society

What feels like you're overdoing/over-compensating but is actually normal?

the way i walk

What sexual innuendo do you find the most amusing?

The number 69 is basically guaranteed to make me giggle

How do you stop caring about what others think of you?

Take a minute to actually think how this person's opinion of you is going to affect your life in any tangible way. Is the random guy at the grocery store's thoughts of you going to alter how your life plays out? Are you ever going to see or interact with that person again? Are they even going to *remember* you in 20 minutes? Really. Take a minute. A full minute, and just think about how any of this affects you.

What is one of the most important songs in music history?

Do Your Dicc Hang Lo by Afroman

What(s the best way to fight air loss and baldness? Feels uglier days after days... What are the best Actions to do?

Shave it all off and grow a beard.

What's a meme that reveals your age without saying it?

What’s a meme?

Whom would you hug right now, if you could?

You, you saucy little minx

How is everyone's Tuesday going?

Terribly. Feel like shit and I’m stuck in a waiting room waiting to see a fourth fucking rheumatologist. Apparently 3 saying it wasn’t their wheelhouse wasn’t enough for my neurologist.

What horror movie never fails to scare you?

The (original) Exorcist.

What was the best day of your life?

The day I met my boyfriend. I know it sounds cheesy, but I can't forget that day.

[serious] what does it feel like to be in shock?

I had my pinky degloved halfway in a work place accident. When I went into shock, I had no memory of the events between looking down, seeing the extent of my injury, and being led to the exam chair, down in ship's medical, after retching into a basin.

What do you say: Do you have Temper?

Eeeyep. ‘Specially when I’m hungry and/or sleep deprived.

What election laws need to be changed to ensure Trump doesn't win again in 2024?

People who screw up the economy and permanently alter the U.S for the worse shouldn’t be allowed to run for presidency again

After suffering from psychosis paranoia and moderate schizophrenia you are transported to a medieval village in a witchhunt what would you do to save your ass off?

Blame tainted barley cursed by the local wierdo

How do you cope with an off-day?

If all days are 'off days', then they're just normal days.

What’s something small your partner does that makes you love them even more then before?

I like it when they use than/ then correctly. I hope you just chuckle at this and not let it rustle your jimmies, as is my intent.

What is something most people don't know about a commonly disliked person that might change their mind about them? [Serious]

Medusa was raped by Zeus, turned into a monster out of envy for being beautiful, and tried to live in seclusion but kept getting hunted down by others until she was killed by Perseus . She was a victim of the gods and punished for it

What is your favorite Youtube video of 30s or less?

Look up kracc bacc and you have your answer

If your country was a person, what's the most stereotypical thing it would say?

Guv’nor

What at home hobbies do women commonly enjoy?

Same as men? Hobbies aren't gender specific.

Everyone has atleast 1 super power, its time. Time will always be there to change things. Whatever mistakes you've made, whatever doubts you have, or even other peoples thoughts about you, time can change that.?

Where’s the question fuckface mcgee

if you had a superpower what would it be?

Omnipotence

What is your sexual regret?

I think I regret not making the first move like ever, I always left it up to her (or not) like some massive pussy. But I also sort of hate that type of guy who just always makes a move despite the signs... I guess there's a middle ground there I never achieved.

People who work in casinos, what's the craziest thing you've seen?

I've been working in Tribal Casinos for 16 years; mostly as a Surveillance Manager... I've seen some shit. People die at casinos; sometimes guests; sometimes employees. Nothing like having HR email you to ask what time an employee died so they can clock them out.... Luckily you get used to it after a while and I can knock out a "Death" incident report in under 10 minutes. I've seen people shoot up dope in the parking lot; had a pipe bomb found in a vehicle; kids, even infants left inside vehicles for hours(Both below 0 in winter and in 100+ summer); more fights than I can recall; the list goes on and on. Not all negative; I've seen several people win insane amounts of money including one jackpot over $3m. One funny thing is that employees often forget that certain cameras have audio; trust me when I say I know more about some past co-workers personal lives than I ever wanted to know. The Cashier with the clap; the table games dealer with baby mama drama x3, and yeah I can see your phone screen in the breakroom as your nudes over snapchat... Just saying. One of the most overall disturbing things I've seen was a suicide note written by a woman to her 2 sons; telling them it's not their fault and for the elder to take care of his baby brother(it didn't have an age, but she was in her mid-20s so they couldn't have been that old). She managed to survive; after swallowing a bottle of pills.

What is the absolute hands-down worst tv-show of all time?

The US version of The Inbetweeners or the US version of Taskmaster

What is extremely overpriced for what it actually is?

Printer ink

What is a product you wish existed?

A button to automatically brush my teeth and beam me into bed.

What is a movie, TV show, band, or song that you loved as a teenager but cant stand now?

I hated hawthorne heights as teenager, and i hate them even more now.

What do you hate/dislike about your culture so much that it makes you wish you were born somewhere else?

Gun culture, American nationalism, the rise in anti-intellectualism

What’s a movie you want to see that everyone thinks it’s crazy you haven’t seen it?

Avatar

If entertainment such as gladiator battles in colosseums, where people fought to the death, came back to reality, would you watch and why?

Except Gladiators didn't usually fight to the death. It costs a lot to train a gladiator and each Ludus had to train, house and feed them. It was more akin to UFC with weapons.

Bartenders, what's the best story you got for us?

Had this regular named Tiffany.. She would always come into the Bar, pound 6 shots of whiskey and try to get with the biggest baddest dude in the place... So one night I'm going to the bathroom and their is Tiffany in bathroom licking the taint of this big buff dude. She notices me and says "don't worry honey your turn is next" Best taint licking I ever received... She still frequents the bar... but yea Ill never forget Tiffany the Taint licker...

What do you think about when you fall asleep and when you wake up?

the coleslaw i will eat

If you could make your own political party to run for president, what will be your symbol and slogan?

A raccoon, and my slogan is "politicians are trash"

What slang word would you create and what would the definition be?

Gooble- to be sloppy with liquid like objects. Gooble. Like "Frank's being a fuckin gooble again and making a mess with all the cheese sauce on his nuts"

How can we prevent Trump from winning his third straight election in 2024?

...Third?

What was the best first date you've been on?

Where the woman didn’t leave abruptly or get untied

What book series has the best first book?

The Gentleman Bastards - The Lies of Locke Lamora

What the best bait to use to catch wasp?

Reversed bottleneck with something sweet inside

Could you imagine yourself getting way too drunk and married in Las Vegas? Why, why not?

As someone who lives in Vegas. No because we hate going to the strip as a local. We only go out with family and friends from out of town. I personally just stick to a few beers and be the responsible one to drive home. Whatever they want to do is up to them but ill try to encourage atopping them

What song annoys the living crap out of you?

baby shark

What do you think is actually too good to be true but we have it ?

Alcohol.

What is something you tell people you don’t like but you haven’t actually tried it ?

Sushi

What was supposed to be the next big thing but failed miserably?

Fetch

How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?

This is my new argument against pro lifers

What is something you became in the possession of, but don’t know how or why?

Idk how the fuck i got it but I was searching my old room in my parents house and found a katana idk what I was doing with it or why I had it but i got it refurbished and price quoted its round about 40000 uk pounds as its from the edo period idfk how I got it but Holy shit it was worth looking into

If you were to meet your girl friend for the first time, what song would you do to her?

Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D ( “What song would you DO to her” )

What makes a mature person in all aspects of life (physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, financial, etc.)?

People that are willing to hear others opinions

What did you make for the last dinner?

Chicken sandwich and maple beans

What is one minor or unspoken detail that you would recommend to anyone planning a wedding right now?

Make sure you really love him/her.

What would be a lot cooler if it glowed in the dark?

I genuinely think clouds would look so sick if they had some form of light dark glow at night

Do people actually know what they are doing with there life once they graduate High school?

They believe they know. Later they hope to have known better.

what is the best way to boost adrenaline?

Honestly pull down your pants down round your parents in the next room. either you pull them up in time when they come in, or you are awkwardly embarrassed. either way the adrenaline is through the roof.

What do men find unattractive in women?

Constant complaining.

What would be your flawless foolproof bank robbing scheme?

First you stash some clothes in a nearby hiding spot. Then you get naked and 9nly wear a mask. You barge in, with gun in hand, rob the bank, go to the spot where hid the clothes and get dressed. Discard your mask and just wall away. Noone will be able to identify you after.

When is it ok to contact the manager?

When you have a question the employee is unable or unwilling to answer. Not to complain. Never to complain.

People with tattoos, what did you get tattooed and why? Also, people who are thinking of getting a tatto (1st one or another one) why do you feel the need of one?

I've got a tattoo of my wife's fingerprint shaped like a heart on my wrist (this was my first tattoo.) We are expecting and I am planning to get a tattoo of my baby's fingerprint aswell.

America is still kinda a mess with COVID and following the 2020 election. How's everyone else not from the U.S. doing?

Country is falling to bits. UK

What show from your childhood should be the next big movie franchise?

Star Blazers Robotech

What is your favorite show on TV?

Galileo, Eisenbahn Romantik, Markt, Marktcheck and Tagesschau

What to do when people make fun of you but can't receive it themselves, and instead resort to insults?

Call them out on it

What is your favourite part of history?

when coleslaw was invented

People of the Southern Hemisphere, how is it like being in winter while most of the internet is in summer mode ?

I'm from South Africa, and I can honestly say it hasn't bothered me yet. Only thing that bugs me is the snow Americans have over the Holidays (Christmas etc.) While we are dying of heat.

What is an easy task at your job that you hate doing?

Turning up

How do you cope with loneliness when your friends don’t have time for you because of gf/bf?

Oh, this hit hard) I make new friends!