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What are some examples of products that were simply released before their time and thus failed? | the PSP. |
what is the logic behind being right or left handed?? | Some people are right handed, some are left. There is no logic. Its just a fact. |
Since there is going to be a Discord movie, what do you think it is going to be about? | there’s going to be a WHAT |
How crappy is "That's why pencils have erasers" as a line? | I say it whenever someone throws a drink in my face. |
What would you never want to know? | The odds |
If you were told to create a brand new Care Bear, what kind of Care Bear would it be ? | The anti Care Bear. It comes with real knives. |
You woke up and found out that the United States is in the middle of the Second American Civil War, how are you going to get through this alive? | Armed neutrality. My property is fuckin' Switzerland. If anybody tries to drag me into the fight I'll blow their balls off. |
What is remix that you think is better than the original song? | “Missing (Todd Terry Mix)” by Everything But the Girl. But only slightly. The original song also slaps. |
what common word do you commonly mispell? | Receive. I keep wanting to put the I in front of the second E. (I know, I know, “I before E, except after C) |
If corona virus was contained in Wuhan and never actually got out, how would your life look like now? | The same. Boring. |
How did you stop procrastinating? | I'll let you know later. |
What kills a movie for you? | Annoying, insubordinate children in horror movies. |
What's something, said all the time, that was never said before the internet? | "Google it" |
What’s your favorite fun fact? | If we eliminated 2/3 of the human population right now, we would still have a larger global population than there was at the start of ww2. In other words, atleast 2/3 of humanity needs to go. |
Looking back at your life, for good or bad, what is the one decision or action you did that changed your life for ever? | I havent made the decision yet but i plan on living on my own |
Non-existents of Universe, what comes to your mind when you think about existence ? | Body odor.
If I don't exist, I don't smell. |
Where will you haunt as a ghost? | Madison Square Garden. Gonna haunt myself some beer and watch basketball from my haunted VIP seat all year long. |
What would you do to a person that makes your life a living hell everyday? [NSFW] | Kill them with kindness |
What skill do you have that other people think is useless? | Origami. Made me plenty more friends in jail. |
What are y’all’s thoughts on Harry potter? | I love the books and movies but the author doesn't think very well. |
What's your favourite videogame? | It was Titanfall 2 until this jerk hacker killed it off last weekend. |
What's the worst thing you've ever seen on social media? | A woman tried to pose with a gun to the head but accidiently shot herself
Someone beheading someone
A person getting crushed by a building
A man torturing another man
Gun fight
A guy tried to prove that his stab proof vest works |
Which is a memory with your family in law that you will never forget? | this is more ex family in law but i backed into my ex's father's car once. it's funny but i cried the whole way home |
What's your favorite story involving a grandparent who's got zero filter? | My grandpa, combat veteran, never talked about it. We were going to this mall (old story) and we're going up the escalator and this guy in front of us is using his phone to take up skirt pictures of this girl ahead of him. He walks up, grabs the guys phone and says "there is something wrong with your gadget here" he breaks it in half and says "see its not supposed to do that" and tosses the pieces over the railing. |
What fetish do you have that your too scared to tell your partner? | Not very scared but I have feet fetish |
What sort of toys defined your childhood? | Lego agents |
How can you make someone you don’t know smile? | Sing to them |
How were the 90’s better than today? | Because people weren’t offended by everything. Mental disorders like depression and adhd weren’t regularly diagnosed for people who had a bad day and kids who were just kids giving everyone excuses to suck |
What was the craziest driving situation you had where you *almost* crashed? | THIS MOTHER FUCKER JUST QUICKLY GOES INTO MY LANE WITHOUT INDICATING WHILE I WAS ACCELERATING AND ALMOST HIT ME |
Should you be held accountable for things you did as a kid if you changed and became a better person? If so, why? If not, at what age would it be different(under 18)? | Part of changing and becoming a better person is holding urself accountable for ur past mistakes |
People who were wrongfully accused what’s your story? And if willing, what happened to the accusers? | I got fired for stealing a deposit from a convenience store where I was the assistant manager. Cops, investigation, everything. My manager stole it and tried to peg it on me. Instead she got caught trying Western Union the money to someone. Made it a federal crime. She went to jail. They tried to give me my job back but I'd already found a better one.
Deep emotional scars from that one. I'd worked there 6 years and my word meant shit to them. That was when I learned you mean nothing to the company and never again did I work that hard. |
What's your best "are you fucking kidding me" story? | Managing a staples, the adjoining pizza place had a fire in the vent for their ovens. There are 4 fire trucks in the parking lot, a ladder truck extended to the roof with fireman on top of the building and all of the employees huddled in the parking lot.
A customer pulls up to ask if we're open. My sales associate says "no ma'am, there's a fire". She asks if the staples 5 miles down the road is open. Sales associate says "I think the fire is only affecting this location. " |
What are some good # for posting tasteful nudes on Instagram? | \#sorryDad |
What will happen if trump gets reinstated august 13? | What will happen if the moon comes crashing into the Earth tonight?
Both of these questions are equally useless as neither event is going to happen. There are constitutional procedures for removing a President and nothing that has Trump in office in August is in there anywhere. It is all fan-fiction from his most deluded supporters. |
If you owned a tank, what would you do with it? | Park anywhere i'd like |
What are authentic Italian pizzas like? | 🤌*mwuah* |
How much fuel is it going to take to send these climate change activist billionaires to space? | Very little. Comparatively.
For blue origin, for example, the total fuel load is around the same as to fill a large airliner once.
Amazon uses lots and lots of airliners for cargo. |
What will happen if trump doesn't get reinstated august 13? | August 14th will happen and your life won't be changed at all. |
What was the biggest accident at your school? | Kid named Laughs\_In\_Meme at my old high school once took a shit in the school urinal. Dude ate 14 hot pockets at lunch and literally shit a giant chocolate hot dog into the urinal. School principal made him eat the entire shit link in front of the school. |
If you found out the world was ending in a year, what would you spend that time doing? Vacations? Spend time with family? Check things off your bucket list? Also on a side note, would the world descend into chaos or find harmony in a common end? | Get married to my boyfriend asap and spend time with friends and family! |
What’s the coolest thing you ever found at a garage sale/antique store? | My dad got an original WWI german leuger from a garage sale for like $100 |
What is the largest sum of money you lost in a 24 hour period? | Probably about $1,000 from buying dirty panties. |
When was your "enough is enough" moment? | When they put masks on babies |
People who were photographed for stock photos, has anyone recognized you in public? If so, what was the photo for? | Until I whip my penis out in public, nobody will |
What is the worst industry/service, and why is it LTL freight? | I work for a small sheet metal contractor. We have a GC who builds restaurants all over the country and we fabricate stainless trim for them all the time, and have to use LTL freight to ship it to these restaurants. I have been burned by 10 out of 10 LTL freight services that I have used. Old dominion, XPO, Saia, Estes, Express Logistics, the list goes on. When I say burned, I am talking about damage claims. We build crates around all this trim, it doesn't matter, it will somehow get damaged. We specifically say no stacking, no tipping, put big red labels on the crates. They still find a way to destroy it.
Obviously the customer gets pissed, we have to re-make the product, re-ship it, and then start the claim process with the LTL to try to get monies back from the original damages. It doesn't matter if you follow the claim process perfectly, it still takes 6 months to a year to hear back from anyone, and the TWO out of TEN times, that we actually got money back, they paid out per POUND of damages. So they damaged $3k worth of stainless steel sheets, but since it was only 200 pounds or so, they paid me by the pound, and not by what the product was worth, essentially netting us in the negative. Why is every claims department at these LTL freight places set up for you to give up and forget about the claim? |
What do you consider your greatest achievements? What major adulting goals have you hit? | Became a father 😊 |
What requires low effort and yields high reward? | Crack |
What's a fact/skill you learnt at an embarassingly late age? | Tieing my shoe. I'm 17 and just learned how |
What do you do for a living and what is your annual salary? | Student, -£9250 a year. |
what is the weirdest insult someone has said to you? | > "Queen of the Undead"
I don't know what they were really going for with that one, but I kind of like it. |
What are you most excited for this week? | This Thursday is the last day of school before Summer Break. |
Anyone care to share any waitressing horror stories? The job sucks. Whats your worst customer story? | i had the displeasure of working the same weekend my town was holding a furry convention. almost every person that came to eat that day was attending the convention. most of them were middle aged men and gave off creepy vibes. nothing weird actually happened but it was just... uncomfortable |
What's the most absent-minded thing you've done? | Losing my phone and finding it in the fridge later. |
We ask you once and we ask you again, but first the requirements, you prey amen. And remember to answer this question with honesty, and keep the replies with the utmost modesty. Now we tell you the quandary with the utmost exception, what is a hoe, that is the question? | A Hoe is a woman, who when pulled aside
After a couple of compliments, spreads her legs wide
She cares not about boyfriend, partner, or man
She just likes to get plowed whenever she can. |
What you think about the future? | More technology |
What celebrity gives you a raging boner? | Danny DeVito |
What is something you could just google but you want to ask here? | How many years does an average elephant live? |
What are some things that you feel guilty about, but are perfectly legal? | Smoking weed, I live in Canada and could smoke a bong on a street corner if I wanted to, but I instinctively hide the joint when someone drives by my house when I'm smoking on my own property. |
What is your nickname? | You’d think it was “asshole” based on how often I get called that. |
did u known a celeb before they were famous, how they were like ? | ..i went to high school with the property brothers from hgtv, two of the nicest guys you'd ever meet! |
What animal would you never have as a pet? | A whale. I don't have anywhere to keep it. |
How are quarries allowed to get away with blasts every day? Why aren’t they responsible for the damage they are doing to houses? | Where? This kind of thing usually depends on the local laws.
Homeowners might very well be able to sue if there's demonstrable damages. |
What product would you seriously stockpile if you found out they weren’t going to sell it anymore? | Panda black licorice |
What is the biggest lie you told someone? | i'm fine |
What is your go-to phrase before doing something crazy/stupid? | 1 rather be in the newspaper then in the hospitals
2. If i die it's not my problem anymore so if i fuck up just need to make sure i dont fuck up twice and walk away |
What's a misconception about where you live (city, country, or whatever) that you would want to enlighten people about? | The US isn't full of racists and school shootings. Yes we have some, but they really aren't common. |
What's your favourite song that you listen to before sleeping? | not songs, i love listening to the sounds of nature, it calms me down. Like the sound of rain with some crackling woods from a fireplace or the sound of a stream in the woods with chirping birds.. things like that.. |
What's the most inappropriate thing to say and at which place? | Driving past a crematorium I said I thought I smelled BBQ. I honestly did think that's what it was lol. |
What are some good mobile games? | Genshin Impact's not a bad gacha game. If you even don't spent that many money for in-app purchases, you still able to play it because it has the RPG element and ngl, it's not that bad at all for the lore for a gacha game |
People who've been in interracial relationships and are no longer in them, why did these relationships end? Were there too big differences in background, upbringing, families etc. that played a role or were they "typical" deal-breakers (example: cheating, lots of fighting etc.)? | My ex was black and she was complete trash. Nothing to do with her blackness but she was shit at sex |
How did YOUR hamster die? | I shoved it up my ass |
What does “I’m seriously not mad or hold any animosity” mean? | Means they’re cool |
What’s the best summer song ever made? | Bots of Summer - Don Henley
Edit: Boys not bots |
Who was your cartoon crush growing up? | Raven from Teen Titans |
How often do you listen to podcasts or audio books when driving your car? | Never. |
What is the most interesting thing you have got stuck in your vagina/anus? | Yikes |
What book you read inspired you most? | The Bible |
What is something you used to do but don't anymore because you now realise how douchey it is? | Make derisive comments about musical genres that people liked that didn't line up with mine. |
I’m feeling very down, what has made you smile today? | Saw a kid trip fall, laugh get up, continuing to run, run into a support beam, fall over giggling, get back up and continue running as his ma chased him through the walmart. |
What's the dumbest rule your school enforced? | My school had private penis inspections to make sure we weren't having sex |
Are there any rules when you eat ass? | Make sure they're fresh out the shower |
Why did you make your username the way it is? | Just wanted something simple that reflects me |
What's the ugliest car in your opinion? | PT Cruiser |
What is the most creepiest piece of knowledge you’ve acquired? | It's so common for people to be into being negative, manipulative, and unwilling to help others. |
What do you think should be studied at school? | Science😳👍 |
What is the best life changing picture you saw ever? | Adityarao2 is this famous porn photographer
His Instagram has this photo of this big black guys asshole that makes the Mona Lisa look like crap... |
What is a slang term or nick-name used among your circle of friends that you haven’t heard anywhere else? | Boots.
Back in 1991 my body used to wear cowboy boots and that fucker would clink and clank along everywhere we went. Boots |
What is the corniest joke you've ever heard? | what do you call former tractor fans? extractor fans |
What are some great books men around 29 should read? | I highly recommend Brandon Sanderson's novels, Mistborn: Final Empire is a good introduction to his stuff as it's on the smaller, more easily digestible side. All his books have amazing world building and excellently developed characters. |
What’s your favorite song from a genre you don’t like? | "Folsome Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash |
If Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and/or Richard Branson actually go into space, what impact do you think the overview effect(how astronauts feel the first time they see Earth from space) will have on them, and in turn, the World, due to their influence? | They're rich, selfish pricks who'll use their trip as something to hold over other people they consider themselves better than. |
What is a deal breaker for you while dating? | Narcissistic behaviors. |
What show good show has had a completely terrible episode? | I think a lot of Christmas and other holiday episodes absolutely suck and feel forced. |
If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? | Potatoes. You have such a big variety of preparing them. |
Out of the Major Avengers, who was the worst cast Actor? | Jeremy Renner as Hawkye. |
What do men find unattractive in a women? | Genital warts. |
What old words have an entirely different meaning in modern times? | Gay |
If you were to forget everything except one memory, what is the memory you would keep and why? | The memory of me with my family. Family is the best thing that I would never ever want to forget. I always keep them in my mind everywhere I go. |
What has been the best decision you have ever made? | Hysterectomy. Yeeting my uterus has improved my life incredibly. |
How did you first get into your now hobby? | I tried a joint for fun years ago |
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