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What was the first dish you learned to cook? | Pot noodle |
How are you feeling today? | With my hands like always. |
current or ex night security guards, what's the weirdest thing you have ever seen on the job? | *insert FNAF joke here* |
What song helped you learn a valuable lesson? | I was dealing with depression and social anxiety in my teens.
It was a tough and I didn't think I'd ever see it through.
Thanks to Breaking Benjamin (and some other wonderful artists), I could 'disconnect' from reality any time I put on my headphones, especially after being bullied/humiliated.
One song that I absolutely loved in particular was 'Until the End' by the same band.
After high-school I started working on my social anxiety (it was during my time in the army, which forced me into social situations -- that I normally escaped from).
That's when I started feeling a lot better about myself.
I started feeling like I don't need these 'dark vibe' songs anymore, and explored different genres.
My small group of friends noticed the change, and I think that's part of it -- things like: "It's so good that you don't listen to these depressive songs anymore."
Years later I started listening to Breaking Benjamin again (and other artists I followed within the same genre).
I learned that I don't have to be sad or happy, have specific mood or thoughts going on, and just enjoy music for what it is.
Today 'Until the End' is one of my favorites, It's a very personal song for me as it taught me that one important lesson -- and others in time. |
Those who are attracted to weird girls, what is the best weird to normal ratio? | Fifty-fifty, give or take.
Weird keeps life fun, but at the same time you don't want to come home and find her eating the lightbulbs. |
What book shook people to the core? | The Bible |
Is there ever a nonemergent circumstance where a doctor should examine the genitalia of his teen son or grandchild? In other words, is it possible this is a form of molestation? | It's easy to tell the difference between a routine inspection and sexual molestation |
What posts should be flagged but aren’t because they don’t break the rules? | The ones with terrible grammar. |
What words or search terms should you never "google" together because the images will gross you out? | blue waffle |
Heard from someone that AMAZON pays $0 in Taxes - How's that Possible? What are the Loopholes? | You're just hearing that large corporations and mega-rich people pay no taxes _now_? |
[Serious] Why are contraceptive options mainly geared towards women? | Because man can't get pregnant |
Why can't America and China get along? | They can but they have a lot of competing interests |
Why should someone stop using Facebook who does not care about their personal data? | I personally am not one to be concerned about my data because whoever wants it is going to get it one way or another. There are many places other than Facebook that are monitoring our data. I personally feel that Facebook has become very political and dividing for me. Just my opinion |
What culture seems so bizarre in your perspective that you think you can never accept it or integrate with it? | polyamorous relationships / open relationships |
What is your guilty pressure? | 2-3 bars, tops. |
What is a song that just wouldn’t sound right in a techno/dubstep remix? | The song that never ends. |
What's a subtle sign of class in a middle-class home that most people overlook? | The tv is not the center piece of the living room |
Where do all the hair ties disappear to? | They run off with the dryer socks. |
What’s your favorite space ghost skit song? | idk the name but it goes like this
https://youtu.be/34Ig3X59_qA |
Ladies, what are your experiences with being a wingman? | A male friend and I used to be eachother's wingmen. It works great if you're trying to attract the opposite sex. I've noticed that the opposite sex finds you more attractive if they think someone is already attracted to you. Guys will easily come up to you once the guy you're with walks away. If you're out with a girl, then she can work as an intermediary to helping another girl feel comfortable approaching you. I met way more people going out with my guy friends vs girl friends. |
What was the closest you were to being kidnapped or worse? | I (31 y/o straight male) was rufied at a bar that I'm a regular at, by another man.
I was there by myself having a pint after work, met a guy who seemed really cool. We started talking NFL football, music, our jobs etc. This went on for about an hour.
I was squaring away my tab and he asked if I wanted to come over and smoke weed at his apartment. I politely declined and said I was going home.
As I'm getting up out of my stool I notice something is off immediately. Legs feel like they want to give out, lightheaded, etc.
I'm no lightweight to alcohol by any means, and I only had my usual 2-3 beers over a span of about two hours. These employees have seen me for years and they know something is off with me as well.
My "new friend" (who has never been to this bar) told the staff I was his boyfriend and he assured them he would get me home safely. Tried walking me out of the bar over his shoulder.
Every employee at this bar knows my wife as we both come to this bar twice a week. They could tell immediately what was going on.
Security held the guy until the police arrive, and sure enough they found rufie in my drink.
I couldn't imagine what would've happened if I hadn't been a regular at that bar... |
In this cancel era, what website should be cancelled? Why? | Twitter. End the cancel. |
What do you do when you accidentally burn down your house? | Deal with ot and move on. |
Who is someone history praises, but should not? | napoleon.
then again, it really should, too. |
What is a song that explains yourself pretty well? | Ketamine Dreams by Partiboy69 |
If someone decides to make a biopic on your life, what would you/they name it? | The Misfortunes of a Miserable Man |
Who was your first fictional crush? | Kim Possible |
Is having lots of instagram story highlights lame or cool, why? | I remember when I was 12 |
People who decide to be single for the rest of their life, how is it? Any regret? | 25yo dude here.
I just decided that I like coming home to my own little space.
to me, home is an island in the center of the storm,
and while I'm sure it's nice and all, I just don't want the stress of coming home from a stressful job to deal with all the shit that comes along with a relationship or kids.
*aren't you lonely?* No, I have Discord, a Cat, Friends, and go to events in my town. I'm actually very social beyond this particular thing.
*but what about when you get old and need someone to take care of you?* if I get old enough to need that level of care, I'll hopefully have enough money to just hire a butler.
*having a significant other helps you emotionally!* why do you think I have a cat?
I've been in some really depressed moods and been brought out by my cat caring enough to try and cheer me up. having a living teddy bear hear you in a down mood and respond by demanding snuggles and headbutting me (which is how cats say they love you) is easily more than enough to help me. I pick her up and snuggle her when I can tell she's sad, and she knows that helps me too. people make on about cats being assholes, but mine's been a saving angel in my life, as have my other cats. they like you when you're truely nice to them.
*cats cant fulfill* ***certain*** *needs though...* dude, that's what Porn's for. |
What is an immediate red flag you look for on dating apps, before you even start talking/before you match? | Them Having over 6’ as a requirement
I’m over 6” but it just proves they’re shallow n That’s cringe |
Guys who have had sex with a woman much older than you how would rate it compared to similar aged partners? | It's pretty much the same honestly, the sex itself is just based off the person some older women are more open some not. Some women my age are open some aren't. It just depends on the woman |
What are some good ways to “level up” in life and just generally become more well-rounded / successful? | Read a lot |
Is there a meal or food item that you'll always make homemade and never buy from the store? If so, what is it? | Why the fuck would anyone buy grated cheese. That is something I will never buy |
No one has heard of the Bible. It's your job to market it. What's the slogan you use? | The Bible: "You won't believe what you've just read!" |
what is some of the best advice you’ve ever heard ? | If you don't know the answer to a question just say, "I am not sure but I will find out and let you know." |
What is one thing a cyanide capsule couldn't fix? | A flat tire |
[serious] What’s the closest thing to a horror movie scenario you’ve been in? | Once in middle school the school was in lockdown because it was reported their was aan with a gun at the school |
What stereotypes do Millennials believe about older people? | they seem to be able to do things with their hands. Like, idk, building a bookshelf or shit like that. I can change a tire and that's how far I can go |
What's happening RIGHT NOW you think will be talked about for years to come? | Corona... obviously. |
Non-Americans, What comes to mind when you think about America? | The Statue of Liberty |
What is the best calming techniques for anxiety? | Deep breathing/going for a walk. |
What are you terribly bad at? | Math |
Nicolas Cage has one last movie in him before he retires, and YOU are hired to make it in any unfiltered way you want to, as absurd as you want to. So what “career-ending” film idea would you throw at the pitch meeting? | A literal candid view into his life, his day to day and what he thinks of the world and politics.
It will be called "Uncaged". |
Where was the most random place you saw someone you knew? | Im from the SF bay area and I ran into someone from HS out in the Bahamas |
If you could change one event in all of human history, what would it be? | Dude that invented tiktok gets bashed on the head with a piano. |
What can be said in bouth sex and while putting together ikea furniture? | What hole should I put it in? |
What's normal in your country that would be weird anywhere else? | Tipping waitstaff. |
How would you describe your style/aesthetic? | What's clean today |
What film would you like to see made that you haven't seen yet? | Call of Cthulhu |
What's the dumbest thing an American has ever said to you? | I love these threads, it's like a refreshing 2-Minutes Hate from 1984 |
What happened to you that's proving to be way harder to deal with than expected? | My girlfriend got an abortion. Pushing her down the stairs caused my to pull a muscle. Really uncomfortable |
Why women fought for opportunity to work? | Imagine not being able to own property or have any money of your own because you're a woman.
Imagine being economically dependent on a man.
Imagine having no real freedom because the law prevents you from supporting yourself. |
What's your favorite book? | I think Submission by Michel Houellebecq |
What are the harmful chemicals in a soap ? | Water. Many people drown in water. |
What is your favorite topping to put on toast? | I’m an average person, butter |
If a full out war happens in your country and you have to flee, which country would to pick as your new home and why? | I’m taking the chaos to claim a chunk of the area as my own kingdom. Probably going to die while trying but it is what it is. |
When will art be a thing again? | When you actually give enough of a shit to look for good art instead of rambling about how today's art is all bad |
People who park their RV's in Walmart parking lots: what did you plan to do with the RV and how did you end up in a Walmart parking lot? | Walmart allows RVs to park in their parking lots so that people who are travelling won't fall asleep on the road. |
What are some ridiculous or petty pet peeves you have? | Closing the bathroom door when it's empty. |
How would one psychologically manipulate someone without actually speaking to them? | With body language, of course. How else? |
What is Hawaii like? | it's like Alaska but different |
Gay people who have gay family members, and trans people who have trans family members, etc.. Who came out first? What's it like? | My sister came out as lesbian to a few family members at first, then she let me tell others |
Machine Gun Kelly had a poster of Megan Fox growing up, and is now dating her. In that case, who would you be dating based on your teenage posters? | Optimus Prime |
What is art to you? | my wife |
What’s the dumbest scene in an otherwise great movie? | that horrible Love monologue in Interstellar |
Should it be legal to be fully naked in public? Why or why not? | Yes. No other animal goes around wearing clothes, why should humans have to? |
If you could be a record producer in an alternate universe, what alternate reality song/album would you want to work on? | Here's a few to get you started:
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean Is Not My Lawyer
Britney Spears - Oops, I Forgot I Did That
Rolling Stones - Sympathy For God |
How long do you think it will be until we can get back to a normal life? | There will be a new normal, the past normal stays in the past. |
What's a movie quote you always try to quote? | "I missed the part where that's my problem" |
Ladies, what instantly makes a guy a 10/10? | The ability to do a backflip, in a fedora, without spilling a single drop of iced coffee they were holding or their hat coming off. |
What is something you enjoyed as a kid, but hate as an adult? | Spinning in a circle. |
What Is A Duck? | all terrain attack birds |
What is the best show ever on Netflix? | Black Mirror |
What is a basic or understandable question that can’t be answered? | Why? |
What's one thing you wish you could scream out loud in public without getting funny looks or facing consequences? | "fuck this shittttttt!" whenever I mess up in vball |
What is the most perfect embodiment of “this sounded a lot better in my head” that you have ever heard of? | Capitalism |
What was your most "I'm done for." moment in your life? | I accidentally blew a load all on new wallpaper when I was younger. |
Every time search it goes to yahoo. How do make it go to google instead? | Change your browser search engine to google. If it still redirects you to yahoo, check for any suspicious extensions, remove them and/or run a malware scan |
People who give out parking tickets as a job, why did you choose this line of work? Do you hate yourself? | It’s a job!! |
How Manny babies can you take out before dying? | Take out where? To a restaurant? Just for a walk? |
What was the craziest reason you heard someone got fired for? | Manager let him go because he was jerking off thinking about me in the bathroom. I was 18 working at a sandwich shop and he was 30 something. We hardly even talked to each other other than to say "hello" when arriving to a shift. So gross, creepy, and absolutely nuts (pun intended). |
If you lived in the last movie you watched how would your life be? | Oh lord, I watched Twilight last. #teamjacob |
What oddly specific super power would you like to have? | Teleportation. Who's with me? |
What meal or food item, that no matter how hard you try, you cannot manage to cook to your satisfaction? | I know it’s fairly easy, but baking chicken breasts had been frustrating me for a while. But I’ve finally zeroed in on the perfect temp/time for MY OVEN to achieve a baked breast which still has satisfactory moisture |
What is your worst date story? | We were both about 21. Met at a club, and she gave me her number, asking me to call. I did, and we chatted for over an hour, and set a date for dinner.
I went to pick her up at her house and got there about 5 minutes early. Her mother answered the door in a bathrobe and curlers, smoking a cigarette, and obviously not pleased to meet me. She looked me up and down, scowled, and said, "Well, you might as well come in, she's not ready yet."
So I'm sitting down at the kitchen table with the mom, watching game shows. Two kids are screaming around the house, about 4 and 5 years old. Turns out these are the date's kids. If it was one kid, I would have shrugged; shit happens. But two kids before graduating high school starts to look like a pattern, and suddenly the mom's displeasure with me started to make sense.
After sitting through both Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy in a very uncomfortable silence, trying not to cough from the he smoke, the date finally makes an appearance, says "let's go", and we leave without another word to her mom or her kids.
She said she liked Japanese food, so I took her to one of those places that had the boats going around a circuit carrying food. I thought that would be fun. Her reaction: "this is interesting." She ended up getting 3 different plates, taking a bite from each, and repeating her catch-phrase every time: "this is interesting." Turns out she had never eaten at a Japanese restaurant before, and thought a Teriyaki bowl from Jack in the Box counted.
Whatever. Look, not everyone has an opportunity to try different things. At least she tried the food. But. "This is interesting," was the only complete sentence she said the entire dinner, repeated about 5 times. Having a conversation was like pulling teeth, to the point that I wondered if the person I talked to on the phone was the same girl. I even offered to take her someplace else to eat. But I rarely got more than one or two syllables out of her.
So, we're done with dinner and walking back to my car. At this point, I figure the date is a total bust, but I wanted her to at least feel like she had a good time. So I asked if she wanted to go do something else. She responded in full sentences, saying that there was a band playing at a club that she wanted to see. Great! sounded like fun! Let's go!
We drive to the club. I'm still trying to make a conversation happen, but getting no more than grunts and "mm-hm". Closest parking we could find was several blocks away, but we're young, we can walk.
At this point I've given up on trying to carry a conversation. Just awkward silence between us. We wait in line for about 45 minutes before we get in to the club. I pay cover for us both. We go in, and I buy us both drinks.
It's too loud to talk easily, which is a blessing at this point. But she keeps looking up and around. Constantly. I finally asked her if everything was alright. She tells me that she was just looking for some friends. She was supposed to meet them here.
FML.
I told her, why don't you go find them real quick? She smiles at me, for the first time that night, nods, and walks off.
I got up and went home.
TL;DR: Went on a date with someone I thought I could connect with, but I would have been better off staying home. Not a nightmare, but one of the most awkward social experiences of my life. |
What's something you love to do, but you're too embarrassed to do infront of people? | Masturbate |
What is the one things that's seriously devastating third world countries but helping improve lives of first world countries? | Manufacturing facilities |
What's provoking you right away? | When I hear someone messing wigh my friends.
Recently my friends boss decided to push her to a wall and shush her, I wanted to destroy him 🤬 |
[Serious] Veterans: What is your favorite war movie, and why? | Starship Troopers, because sometimes it really was that ridiculous. |
Which concert or other live event do you most wish you could’ve attended? | Beatles rooftop concert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t\_Y |
What was the name of the Dr. Phil guest who got mad at the interviewer because she didn't like people asking her questions? | You’re gonna have to be way more specific. |
What is one piece of technology that everyone should have, but no one has heard of? | i wouldn't say it's unheard of, but at least it's oddly uncommon given how convenient it is: a dashcam |
What is the weirdest flex that you have? | I rubbed benjammins back with sunscreen. benjammins is a youtube/twitch person. |
What’s something you’re tired of having to explain? | That drug addicts, drunks, and anyone struggling with addiction, are humans, who have emotions just as you and I. How often i see people shitting on people who need help, is really fucking sad. |
What hidden kink/fetish do you have? | The whole, taking the pony tail out and waving your hair afterward is awesome! Bonus if there are glasses removed at the same time. |
What are some of the forbidden things to say or do in your city? | Don’t wear an ‘I ❤️LA’ shirt. Just don’t. |
What's your favorite movie? | Snatch |
What’s worse to you: using the wrong ‘your’, ‘their’, or ‘it’s’? | ALL OF IT.
Not only that, but also putting apostrophes in plural words. It bugs me so friggin' much. |
To climate change deniers: why do you believe it doesn't exist/isn't caused by humans? | Because I don't understand basic science. |
What comes to mind when you think of 2006-2013 YouTube? | Music videos |
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