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What really tickles but also feels very good?	Cunnilingus
Feminists, what are your opinions and what do you think of men’s rights activism and why?	I think that the men who say that fathers aren’t treated equally in family court when it comes to custody of children are correct but what they don’t realize is that’s a result of the patriarchal system, not of feminism. Traditionally, taking care of the kids has been seen as “women’s work” and fathers are only necessary as providers. They’re not expected to do the hands-on parenting, like making doctor’s appointments and knowing who their children’s friends are. So, if you’re going to have a traditional, Father-knows-best kind of model, the mother is going to be seen as the primary parent and the father is going to be seen as secondary. So, judges are inclined to think the children need to be with the mother more. While I agree it’s not fair, the men of the men’s movement are putting the blame in the wrong place. They should put the blame on a system that looks down on men being equal parents. It’s fine if you’re family is intact and you don’t have to be bothered watching the kids. But, if there’s a divorce, you’re going to see the downside of it and that’s just the way it is. If men and women can parent equally from the start, when things are good then, if a breakup happens, it really will be a question of who is the most fit parent and not a matter of the sex of the parent.
What is meaning of this quote from spirited away -nothing that happens is ever forgotten even if you can't remember it?	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records
Whos someone you know that you are jealous of?	Myself when I am off work.
People who keep loads of fireworks in your house, will you stay and watch the show if your house catches on fire?	Hell yes.
Who Are the Special People in Your Life?	sadly nobody
What does no one think of?	Snail butts.
What character trait(s) do you look for in a significant other?	Loyalty, honesty, and sense of humor
What do you think of YouTube Shorts?	I think Its decent as long as it doesnt have tiktoks and wierd hamood challenge videos
Whats a scary thing that you dont know why is scary?	Clown
What is the worst thing that has happened to you at work?	I was the manager of a truck stop, I have many many horror stories from this place but the worst goes to the puppy story. Man and his wife are trucking together, apparently they got a puppy a few months ago. In their infinite wisdom they thought they'd just let the puppy run around the truck parking lot. Well, a truck backing up, a fully loaded 18 wheeler, crushed the poor pup. The man and his wife found me, told me what happened and said "will you just, ya know, take care of "that" I was horrified. I grabbed a black trash bag, some gloves, and my golf cart. I got the pup in the bag, into the cart and went to find the general manager to figure out what to do next. My general manager just looked at me and said "Throw it in the trash compactor" Again I was horrified. I said okay and I parked the gold cart near the trash compactor and waited for the general manager to leave. After he was gone I clocked out for my lunch break, I drove the golf cart to a wooded area near the end of the parking lot and dug the little guy a proper grave and buried him. He deserved better from everyone.
What is your favorite paradox?	Fermi
We have a weather warning for extreme heat in place for tomorrow and Thursday, the temperature will reach the dizzying heights of 31C. What's the most ridiculous weather warning you have ever seen?	31° that’s it?
Looking back on your teen years, how do you differentiate your teen angst from potential mental illness?	I think it’s often difficult to differentiate and far too many teens are diagnosed with mental illness and treated with medication. Except in severe cases, meds, particularly antidepressants and ADHD stimulants, should not be given to teens whose brains are still developing. It can cause more long lasting chemical imbalances/dependencies that then must continue to be treated with medication in adult life. Instead, psychotherapy and healthier family dynamics should be emphasized for struggling teens. Emotional/chemical turbulence often calms down on its own even in some pretty bad cases. We need to stop relying on medications as the fix and improve the emotional intelligence of society as a whole.
What was your worst experience while dealing with the police?	I have two incidents. One is where I was pinned to the ground and was beaten by a couple of police officers and suffered 2 broken ribs. The other one was during the gezi park protests where I was again beaten by riot squads and hosed down with one those high pressure water hoses and suffered a concussion
What is the best book of all time?	Bible
This Is really rare thing but people who’ve been kidnapped/ really close to dying what happened and how did you get out?	(Comment deleted by captor)
What's the one bad habbit that you still do now?	Chew my nails when stressed/nervous
you wake up on different gender what is the first thing you would do?	Explain to my SO that I don't know what happened and then lesbian sex
Men, what female qualities make you want to take care of/protect a woman?	I try to protect my wife's quality ass.
Service industry workers, when you introduce yourself to a customer by name, is it weird or appreciated if that person subsequently uses it during your interaction?	It's fine
What is the smallest regret you have ever had?	My ex’s
Are there any Trump supporters? If you support him, why?	Nope, never heard of those things before.
What is something you should never do in a job interview?	Talk shit about your previous/current employer and colleagues.
What is the worst thing you heard your parents talking about?	How I was a mistake and their marriage would've been better off without me. It's all good though, I kinda agree with them
US americans! Why do we even have homeowners associations, and why do they have so much power over individual homeowners? It seems un-american for a group of people to be able to fine others over arbitrary aesthetic preference, innit?	If you voluntarily join a group and those are the groups rules how is that unamerican?
What pick up lines actually work?	Me: Are you looking for a good time tonight? Her: No. Me: well then you're in luck!
What's the best freebie that you got with a purchase?	I once ordered a pretty expensive jacket and they sent me 100 of them. I called the company and told them... but they stood firm that they did not make a mistake and only sent me 1. &#x200B; sold a few of them for $50/ea. gave some away, use one as a rag in my car. threw some away.
What do the shoes a woman wears say about her?	"I like these particular shoes"
As a judge, you punish criminals sending them to a horrible place. Where’s it?	Ohio is for Lovers
Choose a superpower, but the first reply chooses a side effect. Which one do you choose?	Can make nacho cheese from water.
What do you think would've been the worst point of your life for someone to jump out from behind you with a camera crew and say 'Boom! You just got PRANKED!' ?	When I was about to lose my virginity and she was about to take her bra off...
What is the first thing that come in your head?	Wtf
What are your thoughts on trans people in sports?	I think nobody who responds to this thread is going to have an adequate enough understanding of transition to have an informed opinion
What’s your job and what do you love about it?	Wait we have to get jobs ?
Which character from a movie or TV show did you absolutely despise?	Skyler in breaking bad.
Those who unknowingly joined a cult, when did you realize you had joined one?	My story: I live in the US. I didn't actually join one, but I almost did (an alleged cult, btw, Im not claiming it is for sure but I believe it could be). My best friend from highschool was very spiritual, super into Jesus and super nice. I grew up Ukrainian Catholic so I never really had much experience with other denominations of Christianity besides stereotypes. She had invited me to attend one of her church meetings and said that they were super inclusive, so I figured why not? She was my best friend so I really didn't think anything of it, just thought it would be like a slightly different version of the masses that I had been to. Some context, her parents are divorced and her father has primary custody. Her mom is also part of this church that she goes to. According to her, her dad was super strict, he had cameras in their house, would track her phone, etc. As a naive teenager, I felt bad for her living in a strict household and thought her dad was a dck. Anyways. The first time I went, the church meeting was in the evening. She picked me up and started driving and she parked in a movie theater lot. Confused, I asked why a church meeting would meet in a movie theater. She explained to me her dad doesn't like her church because her mom is apart of it and so she was gonna leave her main phone and car in the theater so it looked like we were watching a movie. This was somewhat of a red flag, but just keep in mind what I knew of her dad and how weird his behavior was in my opinion, so I just went along with it. A church member picks us up and drives us to the "church." The church was a small building for hosting recreational events like a girl scouts crafting activity, stuff like that. Again, I thought that was weird, but I trusted my friend. I was about to leave the car, but my friend stopped me. She said that we had to wait for the owner to leave. Um, what??? She said that the owner knows the group meets there, but he is friends with her dad and so if he sees my friend there too, he will tell her dad. Again, red flag. I was kinda stuck in the situation though, so I figured I would just go along with it and then afterwards ask her to clarify things. And besides, her dad was weird and strict in my opinion anyway, so I rationalized it . The actual meeting was mostly normal, it was a little more relaxed than what I was used to. (Example, when we did communion, we didn't have to confess sins first, which was the expectation in my own experience with church.) Honestly, everyone seemed really friendly and welcoming. Nothing during the meeting gave me red flags, just more so that it wasn't a traditional church by any standards. Whatever, fine by me. Afterwards when it was just me and her in the car again, I asked her about the owner and her dad and why her dad was so against her going. She gave me the same story as before, that her dad just did not like the church and he didn't want her going. I had gone to a couple of meetings again, but again they seemed innocent and harmless besides the whole "friend's dad can't know thing" and everyone was nice. After senior year of high school, my friend started being less responsive to my texts and stuff. Last I had heard from her, she needed to move out of her dad's place and I offered her to stay at my place, and she was very appreciative of it. Then I didn't hear from her again. I tried to call her occasionally over the year because I was worried for her. Eventually she no longer had that number and so I gave up. She had an Instagram but stopped posting on there. I was concerned but I didn't know how to reach her. Two mutual friends of hers and I tried to figure out what happened to her. I was Instagram friends with one of the church members and I asked them a couple of times is my friend was okay, but they would leave me on read. Eventually, one of our mutual friends found a court reading of our friend's mom and dad. I'm not super understanding of legalities and court proceedings but it seemed like the case was about whether or not our friend's mom had put her children through sexual abuse. After more reading, basically, the two leaders of the "church" would be naked during this specific ceremony that they would have, and the other members of the church would also be naked and the leaders would touch them and have them org*m to "dispell sexual urges" to be "pure for God". I don't understand the logic behind that, but yeah.. Anyways, my friend's mom would attend these ceremonies and her kids would be in the same building when these ceremonies would take place. The court was not able to prove if the kids had actually participated or if they were just in the same building (I guess my friend's mom claimed they were in a completely separate room from the ceremonies and were unaware of what was happening.) Mind you, my friend and her siblings at the time were MINORS, prepubescent, according to the court readings. So, the court couldn't prove that the children had participated or were exposed (and I really really hope that that was the case) but they gave full custody to the dad because of the context of the situation. The court case kept my friend's and siblings names anonymous with just their initials, but I knew her dad's, mom's and other members of the church's names who were also in the court document so yeah.. it was definitely her. The leaders of this church were a man and a woman, married, and I guess in addition to their "ceremonies" they also owed and scammed a lot of people a lot of money, which seems to be a common characteristic of cult leaders. And although I feel a little uncomfortable just in terms of legality calling this church a cult, I believe it shares a lot of the same characteristics of a cult. For example, my friend stopped responding to her friends and family outside of the church, the church according to a Facebook post we found about it from a person who lives in the same area as the church would go into neighborhoods and try to recruit people, and they were really secretive in general, do things in the "name of God", and would not associate themselves with people because "God told them to do it". My friend for example would tell me she no longer is friends with someone, who, I for one, would think are a very nice person, but she claimed God told her not to. And being a dumb high school student, I just let her believe what she wanted because that's her faith. But to this day I'm worried for her, I hope she is okay. And I really hope this "church" really didn't have children participate in these "ceremonies." Even if it was just consenting adults participating, I feel icky that the members do it "for God" when the leaders of the group just seem like pervs and are taking advantage of people's faith. Tldr: friend from highschool included me in attending "church" meetings that she kept secret from her dad, years later I found out they did weird sexual stuff to be "pure for God". Haven't heard from her since.
What was your strangest encounter with a celebrity?	At Disneyland I was in the same log/cart on Splash Mountain with the guy who plays Sawyer from LOST
What’s the song you will never get tired of?	1987 version of With or Without You. Still my favourite song about 4 decades later.
What song melody is stuck in your head right now?	dream a little dream of me
What’s something normal that you are uncomfortable doing?	Using urinals or public washrooms in general.
What kind of problem actually goes away when you ignore it and do nothing?	Herpes
If America lost the war for independence what do you think would've happened next?	Something closer to Australia, or Canada.
What's your favorite indie game?	my name
How much data is stored in your Private YouTube videos section?	That's a thing? I honestly had no idea.
What's an odd thing about your house?	I'm living in it , and I don't get no respect!
What moment made you do a complete 180 on anything you were confident about?	BLM leaders who buy multi million dollar homes and quit BLM to market self instead.
What is Bill Cosby doing right now?	Rolling around in a bed of money while jacking off to the memories of the crimes he got away with
What's a little snack or meal you invented for yourself that you don't share with anyone?	A mixture I use as a dip or a sandwich spread. Mix of some mayo, lots of really tangy hot sauce like green tobasco or my fave Marie Sharpes habanero sauce, and a small amount of fish sauce for umami. If you mix it together with your torn-up lettuce before putting it on a sandwich, its so good.
What made you really smile today?	Sausage Party
Is clothing actually necessary, what are your views?	Clothes protect the rest of the world from having to look at my fat ass naked, while protecting me from the environment. It's literally a win-win.
What's the dream that you had while sleeping that you didn't want to wake up from?	Flying like an albatross over the deep blue sea.
If you were stuck on an island with one woman for the rest of your life, who would it be?	I'm hoping it'd be my wife, would be pretty awkward otherwise.
If you’ve never been in the Netherlands before, what is your opinion of the Netherlands?	From the dutch people I've met in warframe, Dutch people in warframe are as common as Brazilians in roblox or italians in Fortnite (A.K.A. Semi-Common) and they seem nice and also from what I've seen of the language it's very similar to German.
In your country, what is the general perception of Irish people?	Drinking, potatoes, IRA
What did your teacher teach you, that was not part of their study/curriculum?	My history teacher actually brought a .50 black powder rifle to class, loaded and primed it (minus the ball) and fired it in the room when we were learning about the civil war. Fucking loved that guy! And yes, that was school board approved.
What is better, being a big fish in a small pond to being a small fish in a big pond?	Never want to be the biggest fish in your own pond but you don’t want to be small enough to get pushed around by the other fish.
What does it mean if you're never in your dreams?	The same reason you don't see mobile phones in your dreams
Why would a mother be jealous of her children?	Ego, sense of failure in her life, never being able to achieve anything great in her life so she reflects her insecurities onto her children.
What small thing makes a huge difference?	Being ultra responsive to your boss during working hours, and even a little on the weekends (assuming you're salaried exempt). I check my work email every Saturday morning and every Sunday afternoon. Intercepting an email from management and writing a 1-2 sentence reply of "we'll look at that on Monday morning for sure" has led to 4 promotions. Hyper-responsiveness is key to climbing the corporate ladder. You don't have to know everything, you don't have to work all weekend - but if you can take 5-10 minutes per weekend to reply when nobody else did, you'll be promoted often, seen as a key player, get stellar performance reviews, and be paid much better than those who won't touch their email until 9:15AM Monday.
What’s your favorite position and why?	CEO
What video gets you to the most goosebumps?	The last goodbye by Billy Boyd (the guy who played Pippin in LoTR). Can't not want to cry when watching the music video
What fictional villain does everyone know, regardless if they know where they are from?	Darth Vader
what TV Show that is so bad you wish you haven't lay an eyes on it?	GOT it's full of shit and incest
What’s an obvious fact that most people don’t actually know?	You are a ghost driving meat-wrapped skeleton around a rock that is floating in space.
While we've been paying attention to COVID, what important events are not getting the attention they deserve?	My mixtape. I'm releasing these dope tracks and barely any streams
What's the most forgettable movie of all time?	I don't know. I forgot it.
You are working on the compilation album "Songs for Simps", what songs do you include?	Theme songs from popular anime.
In the world we live in, what would be your honest reaction to a stranger speaking to your child.. or young relative?	Don't talk to strangers big fella. My man here is dangerous af aight.
Everyone has a chicken sandwich now, what place has the best chicken?	Raising Cane's.
What's the most appreciated zodiac sign?🤔	Sloth
How important is sex to you?	Sex is like air, it's not a huge deal until you're not getting any
What is the most comfortable console controller to shove up your backside?	The Sega Megadrive controller, properly oiled, would be easiest IMO. If you're a badass you should try the N64 controller.
Out of the people you lost touch with, who was the closest to you?	My best friend : (
What did you do to stop being shy?	Awareness and doing embarasing things and not giving a fuck about people after doing so
If your username was your profession, what are you?	I suppose I could be a porn actor(?) Or a plastic surgeon
How would a movie about Jeff Bezos played by Mike Meyers go?	You mean a Dr. Evil spin-off?
While cars depreciate value so fast, why do you think people care what their car looks like?	because they think that other people care.
People who exercise regularly, what's the strangest/funniest thing you saw someone do at the gym?	Tbh I try to not stare at anyone. Everyone is there for different goals. Most often than not, people need time to adapt and perfect their form. I just hate when people take photos and I’m in it
Non Americans, What's your favorite firearm?	Glock and Steyr, I'm Austrian after all
What are your opinions on "cancel culture"?	It should be cancelled
Who’s a unique War Hero in your country that’s known and why are they a War Hero?	Christopher Scott Kyle was a United States Navy SEAL sniper. He served four tours in the Iraq War and was awarded several commendations for acts of heroism and meritorious service in combat. He had 160 confirmed kills.
What are the three most pressing issues facing California right now?	Probably the fault lines. Bah-dum-tss.
What facts will make someones day?	rats laugh when you tickle them! they just do it at a frequency too high-pitched for us to hear :]
What is the worst thing to do in a relationship ?	Shit in the kettle
If a mind reader and a person who can see into the future are playing chess , who would win and why ?	Plot twist, neither of them know how to play chess.
What’s an example of doing the right thing for the wrong reason?	Consuming large amounts of vitamin C to get over a sickness. It's healthy for you, but it does jack shit for you once you're actually sick. Thats why that product "Emergen C" had to remove all their claims off their packaging a few years ago.
Why are you not patriotic?	Because "patriot" has become synonymous with "right-wing white nationalist", and I am not one of those.
Those who teach adults online, what are tips, tricks, or insight you can give?	Be dominant speak, louder, don't ask the group to answer the question, choose a person yourself.
How true/false is this statement: “Humans generally suck at being happy and satisfied”?	True
whats a small detail you noticed before realizing it was apart of a much bigger problem?	You spelled “a part” as apart Small detail
If you suspect your child has a mental illness, but doctors have not diagnosed anything.. who can you turn to for advice?	You can get a second opinion. But if multiple doctors have told you the same thing they are probably right. They are after all, doctors.
What works instantly when your deep in boredom?	Drugs are the obvious answer. ....but then I get bored again when they wear off...
What are some things to bring for a camping trip into the backcountry?	Banjos.
What was the time you had a sense of accomplishment and self-satisfaction and why?	Winning the rotary club technology tournament in year 9. I need you to understand that my team came from a very small all girls privates school that did not have a design technology tournament. The only experience the 4 of us had as a term rotation (approx 10 weeks for those outside the UK) through cooking, textiles and design technology. The 4 of went because we were the only 4 that applied. The science teacher who took us had to take us aside one lunch time to show us how to use the drill safely. On the way to the tournament we asked “what happens if we win?” To which he replied “don’t worry that won’t happen.” There were to many teams to fit into one room so they segregated us by teams they expected to win in one room and teams with no chance in the other. Obviously we were in the latter. There was one team in the room who know what they were doing who finished before the first break. (We had to build a vehicle that could cross a zip line. There were ways to earn bonus points such as it being able to travel in both directions and being unable to unload its load) creating the vehicle was a simple build and a basic circuit however we were stuck on how to get it to go back or unload the load. However by loitering by the zipping (I was actually over there to test something) I was able to figure out how the other team got theirs to go back (reversing the polarity made the motor turn the other direction) and was able to change the design to ours. Two of our team members did an amazing job on the accompanying portfolio we had to submit. So between the spying and the portfolio we actually managed to win. We were really proud of our selves seen as our entry in the tournament was considered a joke to all the other schools.
Why khaby lame is so overrated?	Fr doe
How fucked up is fucked up?	Fucked up
First time homebuyers: What advice do you have for others in their first month the new home you wish you had known?	Cosmetic repair and fixes cost more than you'd expect
People who have had sex is it at all like porn?	In some ways. Mostly not though.
What's something that costs very little, but can last for years?	When I buy condoms since it doesn’t happen/they aren’t needed often.

What really tickles but also feels very good?

Cunnilingus

Feminists, what are your opinions and what do you think of men’s rights activism and why?

I think that the men who say that fathers aren’t treated equally in family court when it comes to custody of children are correct but what they don’t realize is that’s a result of the patriarchal system, not of feminism. Traditionally, taking care of the kids has been seen as “women’s work” and fathers are only necessary as providers. They’re not expected to do the hands-on parenting, like making doctor’s appointments and knowing who their children’s friends are. So, if you’re going to have a traditional, Father-knows-best kind of model, the mother is going to be seen as the primary parent and the father is going to be seen as secondary. So, judges are inclined to think the children need to be with the mother more. While I agree it’s not fair, the men of the men’s movement are putting the blame in the wrong place. They should put the blame on a system that looks down on men being equal parents. It’s fine if you’re family is intact and you don’t have to be bothered watching the kids. But, if there’s a divorce, you’re going to see the downside of it and that’s just the way it is. If men and women can parent equally from the start, when things are good then, if a breakup happens, it really will be a question of who is the most fit parent and not a matter of the sex of the parent.

What is meaning of this quote from spirited away -nothing that happens is ever forgotten even if you can't remember it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records

Whos someone you know that you are jealous of?

Myself when I am off work.

People who keep loads of fireworks in your house, will you stay and watch the show if your house catches on fire?

Hell yes.

Who Are the Special People in Your Life?

sadly nobody

What does no one think of?

Snail butts.

What character trait(s) do you look for in a significant other?

Loyalty, honesty, and sense of humor

What do you think of YouTube Shorts?

I think Its decent as long as it doesnt have tiktoks and wierd hamood challenge videos

Whats a scary thing that you dont know why is scary?

Clown

What is the worst thing that has happened to you at work?

I was the manager of a truck stop, I have many many horror stories from this place but the worst goes to the puppy story. Man and his wife are trucking together, apparently they got a puppy a few months ago. In their infinite wisdom they thought they'd just let the puppy run around the truck parking lot. Well, a truck backing up, a fully loaded 18 wheeler, crushed the poor pup. The man and his wife found me, told me what happened and said "will you just, ya know, take care of "that" I was horrified. I grabbed a black trash bag, some gloves, and my golf cart. I got the pup in the bag, into the cart and went to find the general manager to figure out what to do next. My general manager just looked at me and said "Throw it in the trash compactor" Again I was horrified. I said okay and I parked the gold cart near the trash compactor and waited for the general manager to leave. After he was gone I clocked out for my lunch break, I drove the golf cart to a wooded area near the end of the parking lot and dug the little guy a proper grave and buried him. He deserved better from everyone.

What is your favorite paradox?

Fermi

We have a weather warning for extreme heat in place for tomorrow and Thursday, the temperature will reach the dizzying heights of 31C. What's the most ridiculous weather warning you have ever seen?

31° that’s it?

Looking back on your teen years, how do you differentiate your teen angst from potential mental illness?

I think it’s often difficult to differentiate and far too many teens are diagnosed with mental illness and treated with medication. Except in severe cases, meds, particularly antidepressants and ADHD stimulants, should not be given to teens whose brains are still developing. It can cause more long lasting chemical imbalances/dependencies that then must continue to be treated with medication in adult life. Instead, psychotherapy and healthier family dynamics should be emphasized for struggling teens. Emotional/chemical turbulence often calms down on its own even in some pretty bad cases. We need to stop relying on medications as the fix and improve the emotional intelligence of society as a whole.

What was your worst experience while dealing with the police?

I have two incidents. One is where I was pinned to the ground and was beaten by a couple of police officers and suffered 2 broken ribs. The other one was during the gezi park protests where I was again beaten by riot squads and hosed down with one those high pressure water hoses and suffered a concussion

What is the best book of all time?

Bible

This Is really rare thing but people who’ve been kidnapped/ really close to dying what happened and how did you get out?

(Comment deleted by captor)

What's the one bad habbit that you still do now?

Chew my nails when stressed/nervous

you wake up on different gender what is the first thing you would do?

Explain to my SO that I don't know what happened and then lesbian sex

Men, what female qualities make you want to take care of/protect a woman?

I try to protect my wife's quality ass.

Service industry workers, when you introduce yourself to a customer by name, is it weird or appreciated if that person subsequently uses it during your interaction?

It's fine

What is the smallest regret you have ever had?

My ex’s

Are there any Trump supporters? If you support him, why?

Nope, never heard of those things before.

What is something you should never do in a job interview?

Talk shit about your previous/current employer and colleagues.

What is the worst thing you heard your parents talking about?

How I was a mistake and their marriage would've been better off without me. It's all good though, I kinda agree with them

US americans! Why do we even have homeowners associations, and why do they have so much power over individual homeowners? It seems un-american for a group of people to be able to fine others over arbitrary aesthetic preference, innit?

If you voluntarily join a group and those are the groups rules how is that unamerican?

What pick up lines actually work?

Me: Are you looking for a good time tonight? Her: No. Me: well then you're in luck!

What's the best freebie that you got with a purchase?

I once ordered a pretty expensive jacket and they sent me 100 of them. I called the company and told them... but they stood firm that they did not make a mistake and only sent me 1. &#x200B; sold a few of them for $50/ea. gave some away, use one as a rag in my car. threw some away.

What do the shoes a woman wears say about her?

"I like these particular shoes"

As a judge, you punish criminals sending them to a horrible place. Where’s it?

Ohio is for Lovers

Choose a superpower, but the first reply chooses a side effect. Which one do you choose?

Can make nacho cheese from water.

What do you think would've been the worst point of your life for someone to jump out from behind you with a camera crew and say 'Boom! You just got PRANKED!' ?

When I was about to lose my virginity and she was about to take her bra off...

What is the first thing that come in your head?

Wtf

What are your thoughts on trans people in sports?

I think nobody who responds to this thread is going to have an adequate enough understanding of transition to have an informed opinion

What’s your job and what do you love about it?

Wait we have to get jobs ?

Which character from a movie or TV show did you absolutely despise?

Skyler in breaking bad.

Those who unknowingly joined a cult, when did you realize you had joined one?

My story: I live in the US. I didn't actually join one, but I almost did (an alleged cult, btw, Im not claiming it is for sure but I believe it could be). My best friend from highschool was very spiritual, super into Jesus and super nice. I grew up Ukrainian Catholic so I never really had much experience with other denominations of Christianity besides stereotypes. She had invited me to attend one of her church meetings and said that they were super inclusive, so I figured why not? She was my best friend so I really didn't think anything of it, just thought it would be like a slightly different version of the masses that I had been to. Some context, her parents are divorced and her father has primary custody. Her mom is also part of this church that she goes to. According to her, her dad was super strict, he had cameras in their house, would track her phone, etc. As a naive teenager, I felt bad for her living in a strict household and thought her dad was a d*ck. Anyways. The first time I went, the church meeting was in the evening. She picked me up and started driving and she parked in a movie theater lot. Confused, I asked why a church meeting would meet in a movie theater. She explained to me her dad doesn't like her church because her mom is apart of it and so she was gonna leave her main phone and car in the theater so it looked like we were watching a movie. This was somewhat of a red flag, but just keep in mind what I knew of her dad and how weird his behavior was in my opinion, so I just went along with it. A church member picks us up and drives us to the "church." The church was a small building for hosting recreational events like a girl scouts crafting activity, stuff like that. Again, I thought that was weird, but I trusted my friend. I was about to leave the car, but my friend stopped me. She said that we had to wait for the owner to leave. Um, what??? She said that the owner knows the group meets there, but he is friends with her dad and so if he sees my friend there too, he will tell her dad. Again, red flag. I was kinda stuck in the situation though, so I figured I would just go along with it and then afterwards ask her to clarify things. And besides, her dad was weird and strict in my opinion anyway, so I rationalized it . The actual meeting was mostly normal, it was a little more relaxed than what I was used to. (Example, when we did communion, we didn't have to confess sins first, which was the expectation in my own experience with church.) Honestly, everyone seemed really friendly and welcoming. Nothing during the meeting gave me red flags, just more so that it wasn't a traditional church by any standards. Whatever, fine by me. Afterwards when it was just me and her in the car again, I asked her about the owner and her dad and why her dad was so against her going. She gave me the same story as before, that her dad just did not like the church and he didn't want her going. I had gone to a couple of meetings again, but again they seemed innocent and harmless besides the whole "friend's dad can't know thing" and everyone was nice. After senior year of high school, my friend started being less responsive to my texts and stuff. Last I had heard from her, she needed to move out of her dad's place and I offered her to stay at my place, and she was very appreciative of it. Then I didn't hear from her again. I tried to call her occasionally over the year because I was worried for her. Eventually she no longer had that number and so I gave up. She had an Instagram but stopped posting on there. I was concerned but I didn't know how to reach her. Two mutual friends of hers and I tried to figure out what happened to her. I was Instagram friends with one of the church members and I asked them a couple of times is my friend was okay, but they would leave me on read. Eventually, one of our mutual friends found a court reading of our friend's mom and dad. I'm not super understanding of legalities and court proceedings but it seemed like the case was about whether or not our friend's mom had put her children through sexual abuse. After more reading, basically, the two leaders of the "church" would be naked during this specific ceremony that they would have, and the other members of the church would also be naked and the leaders would touch them and have them org**m to "dispell sexual urges" to be "pure for God". I don't understand the logic behind that, but yeah.. Anyways, my friend's mom would attend these ceremonies and her kids would be in the same building when these ceremonies would take place. The court was not able to prove if the kids had actually participated or if they were just in the same building (I guess my friend's mom claimed they were in a completely separate room from the ceremonies and were unaware of what was happening.) Mind you, my friend and her siblings at the time were MINORS, prepubescent, according to the court readings. So, the court couldn't prove that the children had participated or were exposed (and I really really hope that that was the case) but they gave full custody to the dad because of the context of the situation. The court case kept my friend's and siblings names anonymous with just their initials, but I knew her dad's, mom's and other members of the church's names who were also in the court document so yeah.. it was definitely her. The leaders of this church were a man and a woman, married, and I guess in addition to their "ceremonies" they also owed and scammed a lot of people a lot of money, which seems to be a common characteristic of cult leaders. And although I feel a little uncomfortable just in terms of legality calling this church a cult, I believe it shares a lot of the same characteristics of a cult. For example, my friend stopped responding to her friends and family outside of the church, the church according to a Facebook post we found about it from a person who lives in the same area as the church would go into neighborhoods and try to recruit people, and they were really secretive in general, do things in the "name of God", and would not associate themselves with people because "God told them to do it". My friend for example would tell me she no longer is friends with someone, who, I for one, would think are a very nice person, but she claimed God told her not to. And being a dumb high school student, I just let her believe what she wanted because that's her faith. But to this day I'm worried for her, I hope she is okay. And I really hope this "church" really didn't have children participate in these "ceremonies." Even if it was just consenting adults participating, I feel icky that the members do it "for God" when the leaders of the group just seem like pervs and are taking advantage of people's faith. Tldr: friend from highschool included me in attending "church" meetings that she kept secret from her dad, years later I found out they did weird sexual stuff to be "pure for God". Haven't heard from her since.

What was your strangest encounter with a celebrity?

At Disneyland I was in the same log/cart on Splash Mountain with the guy who plays Sawyer from LOST

What’s the song you will never get tired of?

1987 version of With or Without You. Still my favourite song about 4 decades later.

What song melody is stuck in your head right now?

dream a little dream of me

What’s something normal that you are uncomfortable doing?

Using urinals or public washrooms in general.

What kind of problem actually goes away when you ignore it and do nothing?

Herpes

If America lost the war for independence what do you think would've happened next?

Something closer to Australia, or Canada.

What's your favorite indie game?

my name

How much data is stored in your Private YouTube videos section?

That's a thing? I honestly had no idea.

What's an odd thing about your house?

I'm living in it , and I don't get no respect!

What moment made you do a complete 180 on anything you were confident about?

BLM leaders who buy multi million dollar homes and quit BLM to market self instead.

What is Bill Cosby doing right now?

Rolling around in a bed of money while jacking off to the memories of the crimes he got away with

What's a little snack or meal you invented for yourself that you don't share with anyone?

A mixture I use as a dip or a sandwich spread. Mix of some mayo, lots of really tangy hot sauce like green tobasco or my fave Marie Sharpes habanero sauce, and a small amount of fish sauce for umami. If you mix it together with your torn-up lettuce before putting it on a sandwich, its so good.

What made you really smile today?

Sausage Party

Is clothing actually necessary, what are your views?

Clothes protect the rest of the world from having to look at my fat ass naked, while protecting me from the environment. It's literally a win-win.

What's the dream that you had while sleeping that you didn't want to wake up from?

Flying like an albatross over the deep blue sea.

If you were stuck on an island with one woman for the rest of your life, who would it be?

I'm hoping it'd be my wife, would be pretty awkward otherwise.

If you’ve never been in the Netherlands before, what is your opinion of the Netherlands?

From the dutch people I've met in warframe, Dutch people in warframe are as common as Brazilians in roblox or italians in Fortnite (A.K.A. Semi-Common) and they seem nice and also from what I've seen of the language it's very similar to German.

In your country, what is the general perception of Irish people?

Drinking, potatoes, IRA

What did your teacher teach you, that was not part of their study/curriculum?

My history teacher actually brought a .50 black powder rifle to class, loaded and primed it (minus the ball) and fired it in the room when we were learning about the civil war. Fucking loved that guy! And yes, that was school board approved.

What is better, being a big fish in a small pond to being a small fish in a big pond?

Never want to be the biggest fish in your own pond but you don’t want to be small enough to get pushed around by the other fish.

What does it mean if you're never in your dreams?

The same reason you don't see mobile phones in your dreams

Why would a mother be jealous of her children?

Ego, sense of failure in her life, never being able to achieve anything great in her life so she reflects her insecurities onto her children.

What small thing makes a huge difference?

Being ultra responsive to your boss during working hours, and even a little on the weekends (assuming you're salaried exempt). I check my work email every Saturday morning and every Sunday afternoon. Intercepting an email from management and writing a 1-2 sentence reply of "we'll look at that on Monday morning for sure" has led to 4 promotions. Hyper-responsiveness is key to climbing the corporate ladder. You don't have to know everything, you don't have to work all weekend - but if you can take 5-10 minutes per weekend to reply when nobody else did, you'll be promoted often, seen as a key player, get stellar performance reviews, and be paid much better than those who won't touch their email until 9:15AM Monday.

What’s your favorite position and why?

CEO

What video gets you to the most goosebumps?

The last goodbye by Billy Boyd (the guy who played Pippin in LoTR). Can't not want to cry when watching the music video

What fictional villain does everyone know, regardless if they know where they are from?

Darth Vader

what TV Show that is so bad you wish you haven't lay an eyes on it?

GOT it's full of shit and incest

What’s an obvious fact that most people don’t actually know?

You are a ghost driving meat-wrapped skeleton around a rock that is floating in space.

While we've been paying attention to COVID, what important events are not getting the attention they deserve?

My mixtape. I'm releasing these dope tracks and barely any streams

What's the most forgettable movie of all time?

I don't know. I forgot it.

You are working on the compilation album "Songs for Simps", what songs do you include?

Theme songs from popular anime.

In the world we live in, what would be your honest reaction to a stranger speaking to your child.. or young relative?

Don't talk to strangers big fella. My man here is dangerous af aight.

Everyone has a chicken sandwich now, what place has the best chicken?

Raising Cane's.

What's the most appreciated zodiac sign?🤔

Sloth

How important is sex to you?

Sex is like air, it's not a huge deal until you're not getting any

What is the most comfortable console controller to shove up your backside?

The Sega Megadrive controller, properly oiled, would be easiest IMO. If you're a badass you should try the N64 controller.

Out of the people you lost touch with, who was the closest to you?

My best friend : (

What did you do to stop being shy?

Awareness and doing embarasing things and not giving a fuck about people after doing so

If your username was your profession, what are you?

I suppose I could be a porn actor(?) Or a plastic surgeon

How would a movie about Jeff Bezos played by Mike Meyers go?

You mean a Dr. Evil spin-off?

While cars depreciate value so fast, why do you think people care what their car looks like?

because they think that other people care.

People who exercise regularly, what's the strangest/funniest thing you saw someone do at the gym?

Tbh I try to not stare at anyone. Everyone is there for different goals. Most often than not, people need time to adapt and perfect their form. I just hate when people take photos and I’m in it

Non Americans, What's your favorite firearm?

Glock and Steyr, I'm Austrian after all

What are your opinions on "cancel culture"?

It should be cancelled

Who’s a unique War Hero in your country that’s known and why are they a War Hero?

Christopher Scott Kyle was a United States Navy SEAL sniper. He served four tours in the Iraq War and was awarded several commendations for acts of heroism and meritorious service in combat. He had 160 confirmed kills.

What are the three most pressing issues facing California right now?

Probably the fault lines. Bah-dum-tss.

What facts will make someones day?

rats laugh when you tickle them! they just do it at a frequency too high-pitched for us to hear :]

What is the worst thing to do in a relationship ?

Shit in the kettle

If a mind reader and a person who can see into the future are playing chess , who would win and why ?

Plot twist, neither of them know how to play chess.

What’s an example of doing the right thing for the wrong reason?

Consuming large amounts of vitamin C to get over a sickness. It's healthy for you, but it does jack shit for you once you're actually sick. Thats why that product "Emergen C" had to remove all their claims off their packaging a few years ago.

Why are you not patriotic?

Because "patriot" has become synonymous with "right-wing white nationalist", and I am not one of those.

Those who teach adults online, what are tips, tricks, or insight you can give?

Be dominant speak, louder, don't ask the group to answer the question, choose a person yourself.

How true/false is this statement: “Humans generally suck at being happy and satisfied”?

True

whats a small detail you noticed before realizing it was apart of a much bigger problem?

You spelled “a part” as apart Small detail

If you suspect your child has a mental illness, but doctors have not diagnosed anything.. who can you turn to for advice?

You can get a second opinion. But if multiple doctors have told you the same thing they are probably right. They are after all, doctors.

What works instantly when your deep in boredom?

Drugs are the obvious answer. ....but then I get bored again when they wear off...

What are some things to bring for a camping trip into the backcountry?

Banjos.

What was the time you had a sense of accomplishment and self-satisfaction and why?

Winning the rotary club technology tournament in year 9. I need you to understand that my team came from a very small all girls privates school that did not have a design technology tournament. The only experience the 4 of us had as a term rotation (approx 10 weeks for those outside the UK) through cooking, textiles and design technology. The 4 of went because we were the only 4 that applied. The science teacher who took us had to take us aside one lunch time to show us how to use the drill safely. On the way to the tournament we asked “what happens if we win?” To which he replied “don’t worry that won’t happen.” There were to many teams to fit into one room so they segregated us by teams they expected to win in one room and teams with no chance in the other. Obviously we were in the latter. There was one team in the room who know what they were doing who finished before the first break. (We had to build a vehicle that could cross a zip line. There were ways to earn bonus points such as it being able to travel in both directions and being unable to unload its load) creating the vehicle was a simple build and a basic circuit however we were stuck on how to get it to go back or unload the load. However by loitering by the zipping (I was actually over there to test something) I was able to figure out how the other team got theirs to go back (reversing the polarity made the motor turn the other direction) and was able to change the design to ours. Two of our team members did an amazing job on the accompanying portfolio we had to submit. So between the spying and the portfolio we actually managed to win. We were really proud of our selves seen as our entry in the tournament was considered a joke to all the other schools.

Why khaby lame is so overrated?

Fr doe

How fucked up is fucked up?

Fucked up

First time homebuyers: What advice do you have for others in their first month the new home you wish you had known?

Cosmetic repair and fixes cost more than you'd expect

People who have had sex is it at all like porn?

In some ways. Mostly not though.

What's something that costs very little, but can last for years?

When I buy condoms since it doesn’t happen/they aren’t needed often.