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What are some thought provoking ideas or questions ? | “What are some thought provoking ideas or questions?” |
Pancakes or waffle and why? | I like the texture of pancakes better |
What is something stupid you used to believe in some part of ur life? | I’ll go first I used to think signal lights were controlled by dead people so I be thanking George Washington for Turning the light green lol |
What pick up lines you used on a girl that actually worked? | "Wanna fuck?"
Ask it enough times and eventually someone will say yes. I watched my buddy do this in Waikiki one night. The 3rd one said yes. |
What's something you do with your non-dominant hand? | Catch a baseball |
What’s something that’s flawed and how would you fix it? | Humans & extinction
*this comment was created by artificial intelligence* |
What movie scene/sequence amazes you due to the sheer technical difficulty involved in shooting it? | ["Atonement" - Dunkirk Scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijbOCvunfU) |
What was your reaction to "The Talk?" | I never cared for Sharon Osbourne |
What things should be illegal but are not? | Smoking around children. It's literally child abuse. |
People with lifelong partners whom they met through an online dating site, what was the worst reaction you've ever gotten from someone after telling them how you and your SO met? | I (American) married a Thai woman that I met on Thai Cupid after and decent get to know her effort. I did the proper visa and everything. We were at a 4th of July event and ran into a woman from my church. I introduce my new bride to her. The woman exclaimed “You got a mail order bride?!” |
What is a ‘cinema moment’ that happened to you in real life that sounds made up? | When I was a toddler, I fell into an overflowing spring creek and started getting carried away in the current. My jacket caught on a tree branch, and then my parents' German Shepherd swam in and pulled me out. |
What's the most unethical thing you've done at work? | Gave out free vacation days, forged signatures. |
You can choose between a beautiful cat girl wife, or a WW2 German Panzer. Which one do you choose? | Panzer |
What song is stuck in your head right now? | Oh my god, "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone. Is been like 5 days. ~~please help me~~ I am totally fine |
Millennials and Gen Z, have you experienced Agesim in the workplace? If so, how? | Hard to say if it was my age or gender presentation, but I'm in banking, older men and especially older white men would rarely take me seriously or even trust that I was doing my job correctly and constantly tried to go over my head.
EDIT: They also constantly tried to go over my boss's head because she was also a younger woman and omg I burst with joy every time she got to whip out I AM the manager. |
People who discovered family secrets, how and what did you find? | My older [half] brother and I discovered my mother had another child before she had my older brother. She's been secretive of her whole life, not even letting us know her parents or siblings on her side of the family. We've only ever met my dad's side of the family.
And now it turns out we all have another half-brother somewhere out there, 10 years older than even my older brother (who is 8 years older than I am). Makes us wonder what else about her we don't know. |
What are some things shown in movies that never happen in real life? | Pistols that seem to be able to carry like 40 rounds. |
What is a youtube channel you watch to relax? | Brutalmoose |
What’s a favorite show of yours that was cancelled way before it’s time? | Sense8. Awesome show |
If you suddenly became super, Bezos level, rich, what would you do with all that money? | Give all but a million dollars or so away to people and causes that need it more.
Or alternatively, hire the world's best lobbyists to get laws passed blocking unlimited campaign contributions and instead having public funding for candidates, and taxes on the rich. Not sure that even Bezos money can make that happen though. |
What memory sticks out as most cringeworthy to you in your mind ? | Any memory where I have social interaction lol |
Let’s be honest, is green a useless colour and why do you say so? | Why would it be useless? How can a color be useless? |
What are the things that annoy you at a shopping complex? | People |
What are the things that annoy you at a hospital? | That when someone comes in with like a brain bleed or something similar and are acting weird, their first thought is "it must be drugs/alcohol" then when blood comes back clear they think "must be psychological ". How about ordering a ct scan first to rule out an actual medical issue before assuming someone is on drugs or crazy? |
Which country would you love to be Born in your next life? | Next life? I have to go through this agony again? |
what's the difference between 魔, 悪霊, and 悪魔? | Have you thought about cross posting this to r/Japanese or r/Chinese?
The first one means "magic" in Chinese and the last one means "devil." I'm not familiar with the middle one. |
What's one thing you wish you had been taught in sex ed? | How to set, enforce, and respect boundaries. And more about consent!! |
Would you be a super hero or evil villain and what would your power be? | Villian. And I’d be able to fly and shit on peoples heads like bird |
Who has least benefited from the technological evolution? | Poorly educated people. |
What have you named your wifi router? | My phone name is Joe Biden's iPhone so my hotspot comes up as that |
What move scene stresses you out every time you watch even though you know the outcome? | Final battle at the end of Infinity War |
How does it feel to be without a mother? | Her loss. I'm a great guy. |
If life was a game, what moves/things should you do every period of your life in order to achieve the ultimate victory? | Get a Doggo and give it a belly rub, total bliss |
What’s the rarest thing that has happened to you? | Found an unusual item in a team fortress 2 crate |
What’s your biggest regret in life? | Not fucking when I had a chance because of good manners |
How do you mourn something that never existed? | Did it only exist in your head or something? ether way, it still technically existed.
Idk. |
What are some real life stories where you ended up rescuing a child/ adult in need of help? | Maybe 25 years ago when I was pre-teen one of my best friends was this girl that lived in my apartments and was the same age as me. One day she went into a older guys apartment, I don’t know what he said but I vividly remember them holding hands and walking in of her own volition. I went to her house and told her mom. She went over and was banging on the door but the guy wouldn’t answer it, she called the police and it turned into a full on hostage situation. Eventually the girl came out unharmed and her mom and the police officer thanked me multiple times. I believe the guy was a child predator and had violated his parole by doing what he did so he went back to prison. |
What was the worst thing that happened in your hometown? | This dude strapped a wire from a telephone poll in front of his separated wife's house to his neck, through his sun roof. Called her and told her to come outside, as she looked out the window he floored it and literally decapitated himself. Fire department spent hours looking down from the roof tops for his head that went flying. |
What's something that you don't like or enjoy but wish that you did? [Serious] | being alive |
What’s a life hack to always look fresh even when we don’t get enough sleep or water ? | Life hack - sleep more and drink more water |
If you were rich why wouldn’t you just buy new socks and underwear every? | The rich didn't get to be rich by spending money on stupid stuff. |
Where can people self-publish short stories/papers and other pieces of writing? | Amazon |
What was the scariest moment of your life? | For me, it was about 4 years ago - I live near the coast, and we went spearfishing about 130 miles offshore in the Gulf of Mexico, on the oil rigs. We pulled up at an abandoned rig and I hopped out, only find that the current was absolutely brutal. Within moments, I had been blown off the rig and a few minutes later I was several hundred yards away from the boat/oil rig.
I knew that they were going to come and get me, but it’s a little bit surreal, just floating they are getting further and further away from anything and anyone, with only your head above water. It definitely made me feel how relatively insignificant I am in the grand scheme of things. |
What is the most useless colour and why? | Pantone 448 C, |
If you had the ability to erase only one memory from an other person, what would it be ? | That they know me |
[Serious] What's a creepy, hazy memory from your childhood that you're not 100% sure really happened or not? | My brother, stepsister and I were laying on the trampoline one lazy summer afternoon in the South in the late 90s. We were pointing out cloud shapes when a flying pink car flew over. There were no wings. There was a soft rumble coming from the car. There was a man driving and a woman in the passenger seat. The woman leaned over and waved down to us. We waved back. They were close enough that I could see the woman smiling and that she had dark hair.
I can remember it but it also has begun to feel hazy over the years which makes me question it. My brother also remembers it. The stepsister is no longer my step-sibling so I can’t confirm the memory with her. |
What is a Catch 22 that you have experienced in real life? | "Entry-level" jobs requiring professional experience. |
What's the most underrated youtube channel? | Fact Fiend With Karl Smallwood. Best YouTube channel ever. |
What movie did you walk out of in theaters and why? | The son of the mask, garbage movie |
Who’s someone who’s just impossible to hate? | If someone hates Mr. Rogers then that's just proof that there *is* such a thing as a wrong opinion. |
What do you spend the first 30 minutes of the day on? | Usually I stay awake in bed contemplating whether or not I have the energy to get up |
How is your job handling the remote work/return to office discussions? | We're meeting KPIs that have never been met before while working from home so... They're forcing us to go back 50/50 to new HOTDESKING methods... I.e. idiocy |
Whats the most luckiest situation you've been in? | I found 2 and a half netherite ingot in my first trip to the nether. |
Who do you think is the worst celebrity that is liked by many people? | Chrissy Teigan or whatever her name is. |
What is the most relatable Spongebob episode? | The one where squidward wanted to live with all the other squidwards in that big fancy neighborhood, and once he’s there realizes that he Isn’t truly happy with his life☹️ |
What are the most interesting/fun things you can spend google play store credit on? | Looking for answers myself. I have about 33 dollars in play store credit. Thank you Google Opinion Rewards |
Europeans often say that American bread tastes like cake. What do they mean by this? | Most American storebought bread is full of sugar making it much much sweeter to those that come from countries where they don't add that much sugar to it. If you've ever made homemade bread and compared it to storebought the difference really is huge and the storebought does seem cakey sweet almost if you aren't used to it. |
Where do you draw the line between what is art and what is not? | Art is the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination to produce works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power. |
What's Your Favourite Thing About Yourself? | nothing |
What's Your Favourite Thing About Your Country? | Legal cannabis |
What’s something that sounds really bad out of context? | I know what my sister looks like naked |
Which company will you never buy from or or do business with again due to the shittyness of their service or dishonesty? | My pillow |
Any willing to admit to having sex on a plane - what was your experience like and did you get caught? | Any kind where you can't lay down isn't really that fun |
How do you deal with an emotionally abusive partner? (Serious) | Short answer you don’t. |
What aspect of yourself do you feel is both a strength and a weakness? | Compassion |
What do you think is the most overrated thing of all time? | Country music |
Whats something someone did to you just to annoy you? | Everything my sister does that involves me directly annoys me. |
What is something a loved one does that drives you absolutely crazy, but mentioning it will make it worse? | Dinner at 10:00. |
What was the first horror movie you saw and how did you react? | Texas Chainsaw massacre when I was like 8. Didn't watch another horror movie till I was like 14 and to this day I still dislike them. |
What are the biggest tourist scams in your country? | New York City |
So, Goin off the fact that Pinocchios nose only grows when he lies, what happens if he says "my nose will now grow"? | It wouldn't grow. Being wrong isn't the same as lying. |
What are some common examples of people caring too much and being hurt by it? | Staying in an abusive relationship. |
What socially acceptable thing do you find annoying? | Dress codes |
If you could procure one fictional item (books, movies, folklore, etc.), what would it be and why? | rick sanchez's portal gun.
reason: to use it. |
What is the most dissapointing thing you experienced? | When I first entered the working world, I worked part time retail. I saw as a newly-hired cashier who spoke no english and had minimal understanding of the POS software accidentally put her name as the sales person for all the stuff being sold by others on the floor. Then the idiot management team promoted her to full time with benefits in 2 weeks. 6 months later they fired her for stealing.
Taught me that nobody is double-checking anything - so check it yourself and report it. |
What’s The Worst Shit/Piss Story? | Working in EMS, had an old man who was severely allergic to garlic but mistakenly had some with dinner. It caused him to have such intense diarrhea that his colostomy bag exploded (which is reeeeally hard to do) and literally covered his room with shit spray and was apparently flowing down the sides of his mattress right before we got there. That was quite the sight to walk in to |
What question a guy should never ask their female friend? | For nudes |
What’s the best mispronunciations you have heard in a conversation? | I was at a wedding and the female officiant said that sometimes there would be, “ob-STY-culz ” in their marriage. I think she was drunk. There were lots of other malapropisms and mis-pronunciations that had me literally crying. |
What´s a Movie that has no Plotholes and is considered Flawless? | Fightclub |
Who's someone from history (fiction or non-fiction) who was turned towards being evil for sympathetic reasons? | Most evil people had evil in their lives. Abuse, etc. No one should grow up like that.
It's not a useful thought exercise to try to empathize with evil people vs. the people they harm, however. |
To the people who dont post pictures of their so on social media why? | I don’t even post a photo of myself on social media. |
Parents of 20-somethings, how much do you financially support your kids? | Not a parent but i tried to stand on my own two feet from when I was 18 although I did get some help at uni to make ends meet but beyond that no more |
What’s holding you back right now? | The heat 🥵🥵 |
People who have shared nudes online, how did it go? | I’m not allowed to post anything on my child’s PTA message board anymore |
What is a quote you use often or live by? | The Bill and Ted Philosophy of Being Excellent To One Another |
you're suddenly in a void of nothing but an orb on a podium, and a doorway filled with white light behind you, a text above the orb reads "take the relic, and gain all power over the multiverse" do you take the orb, and why did you/did you not take the orb? | I’ll take the orb, what else is there to do in the void? |
What is your opinion on the Kardashians/Jenners using fake tans and make themselves look non-white? | Don't care. People that care about them are the real problem. |
What has been the most disturbing thing you've seen online or in real life or both? | Trump. |
What's your comfort show that you've seen multiple times but still put on to relax? | Merlin |
In your opinion what shark is the best? | Baby shark do do do do do do |
What's your favorite thing to do while staying in the house? | read on my phone. |
What's something you want to get off your chest, but can't say to anyone in real life? | i feel like i lost all of my friends and i don't want to ask them because it's embarassing for me 👉👈 |
Now that his lord and saviour Jeff Bezos has been to space who do you reckon will be the next rich person to go? | Musk can’t be far along |
What’s the best snack/candy of all time? | Reece's fast break bars |
What's the best piece of advise you have ever gotten? | A gentleman should always carry a small knife |
Non-Canadians, what is your first thought about Canada? | Stop this |
What sad thing do you think about when trying to fake a cry? | ASPCA commercials |
What is something that makes you happy when you're sad? | Music ofcourse |
What are your biggest regrets from childhood? | Being too shy |
What is your favourite thing to do to make others feel wanted? | Ask if they want to hang out |
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