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What’s something your house cleaner does that annoys you?	I’m my own house cleaner, my laziness annoys me
If you could take any millionaires money, whose would it be and what would you do with it?	Pretty much any millionaire or billionaires that had no contribution to society and is pretty much a useless, talentless being, making money either through luck or nepotism.
What are some "great" scientific discoveries/theories that were later debunked?	Phrenology: it basically studies the shape of heads and bumps on the skull to predict personalities. It was very popular in the south prior to the Civil War as it was commonly used to show white superiority.
What is really considered a bad decision?	Skipping vaccinations.
What's a time where you've gone above and beyond for a customer / client because they were respectful / polite / used their manners?	When a person is kind, I will do my utmost to help them out. I work in education so I can’t tell you specifics. FERPA!
What was the lowest point in your masturbation career?	Horse porn
What is your most successful procrastination story?	I'll get around to telling it one of these days
Every hour you spend inside a horror movie universe you get ten thousand dollars. And any threat in that universe is after you. Which horror movie universe do you choose?	It follows, I'd just go for a nice road trip
If it was possible to keep everyone happy, would it translate into real success in life and career? How?	Depends on your priorities. If keeping people happy who are taking advantage of you is a priority because it brings other benefits, then maybe. But this is an interesting question, because, when taken to extremes, it defines you world view. A liberal (US definitions) is generally willing to be slightly cheated by some to see benefits go to those who deserve them. A conservative generally focuses on the cheating rather than the benefits to others. That is why you see the arguments you do about healthcare, "voting integrity", immigration, unemployment insurance and other issues. One side accepts "keeping everyone happy" for the greater good, the other requires no possibility of abuse of the system (an impossible standard) before any program is acceptable.
If 99% of all people find something ok, but 1% do not. what would be a way to satisfy both sides without the 99% having to suffer?	I think 99% is beyond reasonable expectations for crowd approval of anything, but it did depend somewhat on the context. In most cases, be happy you have such an overwhelming majority.
What are you looking forward to be doing when you have retired from work?	Nothing. I mean I cannot wait to have nothing to do. It’s going to be a dream.
How come a child rapist is given 2-4 years in prison?	Cause law sucks sometimes and need to be amended
Does hypnotizing work, If yes/no, what's your story?	I've only been to one hypnosis show, it was at university. They tried to mass hypnotise the audience and those they succeeded with were called onto stage. Mostly it was the drama students. I spoke to some of them after the show and they said they faked the whole thing for a laugh
What is the horniest thing you have done?	With my huge ass foot fetish, I printed out pictures of wrinkly soles, hung them up and blasted huge loads on them. I felt like the biggest loser that day. I was 19 when I did that
Are trials useless in most cases, since defendants usually have strong evidence against them and are clearly guilty? Why or why not?	>since defendants usually have strong evidence against them and are clearly guilty? Television and movies over the decades may have made it seem this way, but this is absolutely false. More than 90% of criminal convictions in America are arrived at through plea bargaining, not courtroom trials.
People that have friends: how?	Get a dog. Won’t help with the friend issue, but does with the accompanying loneliness. :,)
Without naming the Country, Who is the most famous person from your Country?	Bono. Niall Horan?
What in your life isn’t worth giving up even if it probably shortens your lifespan?	Alcohol
What is something that you never thought would make a news headline?	Twitch streamer Sodapoppin played Grand Theft Auto Roleplay and quit abruptly, stating his in game job as a fast food restaurant manager was too stressful. He made national news. ‘Pro gamer millionaire quits fake burger flipping job because it is too stressful.’ It was really damn funny.
When's the last time you went a full day without looking in a mirror?	Today.yesterday .day before ..
[Serious] People who believe that the pandemic is a "plandemic", what do you think is happening with the surge of new COVID cases and the Delta variant?	I think that there's a virus spreading all over the globe. The fact that it's not a complete fiction doesn't mean that it didn't occur at the most suspicious time possible, originating from the most suspicious place possible, and happens to be really convenient for a lot of people.
[Serious] With all the climate changes happening, which flora or fauna will be most likely to proliferate after the coming semi apocalypse?	There’s shit at the bottom of the ocean that won’t even notice anything’s amiss.
What is offensive about saying, "It sounded like I was talking to someone in India."?	Don’t know maybe it’s like they hate it getting called Indian because some kind of patriotism. I mean I heard of it that some people hate it called Chinese just because they’re asian.
What is the most obscure, weird or out there Youtube video you have found?	Rapping for Jesus.
How's your day going so far?	Pretty good
Where can you watch all of Bob’s Burgers now that it’s been taken out of Amazon Prime?	Hulu
If there is a the matrix-like simulation, will people enter it willingly? Why?	I dunno why, but i seen lot of people sort of giving up on life but unwilling to die. Well, yes, the world is not all beautiful. That's why there is fantasy. But if there is a world where you can live your imagination, even if it is just some simulation, would you gladly accept it?
To those that supposedly found “the one”, how did that relationship end?	He was killed by a drunk driver. 17 years ago, and I still miss him.
if you knew its your last day alive, what would you do?	Eat a lot
What is the greatest story in any game you have ever played?	it would be either bioshock or dark souls for me.
What is the first song that comes to your head when you read this?	Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," but in fairness it came to my head by way of my headphones. It's what I happened to have on.
What's the worst catfish story you have ever heard?	The batter just wasn't seasoned right and the oil wasn't hot enough so it was soggy. Really disappointing meal.
Who is the best musical artist of all time?	mikael akerfeldt
How did you quit being a "Perfectionist"?	Burnout worked for me, but I don't recommend it.
What 10 items would you put in a survival bag?	8 potato seeds, a baked potato and a potato
During sex your partner moans out another person’s name that you know ? They immediately apologize, what do you think your reaction would be ?	Who the FUCK is JOHNNY??
What are your favorite portrayals of God, the Devil, or other religious/mythological figures in movies and TV?	I like Supernatural's portrayal of God, hiding on Earth as some random guy named Chuck. A new prophet gets called, and the guy goes to meet Chuck, and he's super nervous and says "You know I was an atheist, right?" Chuck just gives him a wink and says "That's all right, I did include free will in the kit."
Who is the best comedian of all time?	George Carlin
If you could bring back any extinct animals, which one would you choose?	Irish Elk Megaloceros giganteus
What is your favorite little inside joke you share with your spouse or partner?	Not really ours but she is a supernatural fan so when she calls me a jerk i call her a bitch (playfully. She doesn't mind). Like Sam and Dean do in the show.
People who don’t have an internal monologue. What’s it like? Is it peaceful? What do you think of people who do have an internal monologue?	I get more like a series of impressions (instead of thinking a phrase like 'blue chair' I get a sort of sense of blue-ness and a sense of chair-ness) that I suspect are very similar to an internal monologue, and sometimes when I'm stressy or trying to focus I'll have an external monologue ("okay, so now I need to pick out my clothes... do I want the red shirt or the green shirt?") but I don't know if that's similar to how an internal one works. I have no way of knowing if it's more peaceful, because I've never really had an internal monologue. Does it, like... comment on you? Judge you? Or just describe things?
Who is the best actress or actor of all time?	Charles Nelson Reilly.
What’s your “Nah fam I’m good” moment?	Offered drugs
What’s a fun FPS or a Third person Shooter game on steam?	Ahh, solo queuing cs:go in Russian servers. Very nice and good teammates, good atmosphere, super relaxing and of course a lot of fun
What is the most fucked up thing you caught someone doing?	One time I saw a dude pooping in the grass and immediately after he was finished he f*cking smelled it.
How do I say to a person "this song reminds me of you" in a non- romantic way?	"This song reminds me of you, but in a non-romantic way."
[SERIOUS] What are some actual motivational reasons to live for?	You have an eternity to be dead
What deadly sin defines you the most?	Sloth
Given that you're broke and have zero prospects (and want to avoid judgment), what do you tell someone when they ask you what you're doing in life?	Tell them to mind there own business.
What is the most annoying and irritating song you can think of?	Baby Shark
How is it even possible that humanity survives global warming?	Live underground with uv lights, crops and water purifiers.
What original theme song could easily be a top charting hit?	Giornos theme
Whose anthem is full of lies?	Probably north korea
ur on a plane and the piolet dies suddenly. the air hostes asks if u know how to fly a plane, whats the worst thing u can say ?	Fly yes, land, no.
What would discuss on your own TED talk?	The best lies we tell to ourselves.
You have just developed the ability to respawn immediately whenever you die or get killed in real life, how would you exploit your newfound ability for your own benefit?	I would rescue the citizens of North Korea 🇰🇵. <3
What do you think happens when you die?	I think you spend a time in a peaceful place where you can reflect on your past life and absorb its lessons, and rest until you're ready to be reincarnated into your next life.
If you had a glitter bomb, where would you throw it?	Right in Marjorie Taylor Greene's stupid horse face.
People who are NOT antivax yet are choosing to not get vaccinated, why?	I am getting vaccinated, but my husband isn’t. His reasoning is that he’s autistic and very sensitive to needles.
What's something that everyone should do at least once in their lifetime?	Not be a nazi for their entire life
If pornstars had super powers what would their superhero names be?	Orgazmo and Choda Boy
What normal thing would be funny for a Disney princess to be doing?	Being with someone toxic
What is your go to conversation on a date?	what do you do, what do I do, how do you do, what do you like, what do I like etc
All Video Game Enemies are Now Real, What do You Least Want to Encounter?	Malboro from Final Fantasy
What is your hidden talent?	I can burp or cry on command
How do you fold your towels: roll, thirds, quarters or other?	Quarters but at least we can all agree that anyone that rolls there towels are monsters.
Given the opportunity and ability to go back in time to live a specific year of your past again and again for the rest of your life, which year would it be and why?	Before my dog pasted away. I want to see her everyday for the rest of my worthless life.
What do your parents do that really annoys you?	Ask me when I'm gonna meet a girl, and get married. If I could do it, I would have done it already.
When was a time you completely lost it in front of everybody?	got in a heated argument with my teacher and i screamed wanna settle this outside of school these hands don’t gotta gender
What is your favorite grunge band?	Alice in Chains, the original lineup.
What is the best condiment?	Mayo.
What is a disease that meant death in the past but in the present is cured easily?	Bubonic Plague
If you were given a dollar for every insult or bad deed you did / did, how much would you have?	Just as poor as I am now :c
Where to watch Gumball for free full seasons , btw im living in Asia?	Vpn called 1.1.1.1 is free
The Earth has just received an update with a new patch. What are some bugs that get fixed?	Dejavu
What is better to buy used instead of new?	A car.
How has climate change affected you?	Have you felt these heat waves?
What side effect have you experienced with your vaccine?	I got the vaccine today
What’s an absurd TV show crossover between two totally different shows that you would love to see?	The Bachelorette and Ice Road Truckers
What is a trick/ability that you have that most people don’t know about?	Plug in a USB on the first try every time. It's my superpower.
What's a weird stereotype people in your country believe about a neighboring country or culture?	Everyone on these islands who aren’t us are England fanboys and sheep shaggers Except the Scottish, they’re cool.
What is your “I’ve been shocked by electricity” story?	I grew up with the 6 biggest morons in DC and one day after school we figured it would be a good idea to test an electric fence surrounding a runoff. Picture 6 overly privileged 15 year old private school boys slamming into the ground at once and that should give you enough of a chuckle to last the day.
How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?	If that is your view, then yes, we would be 9 months older. I'll stick to using my birthday, not my conception day
What do you wish phones were capable of doing today?	Smart Phones should be able to tell you when you are about to do something stupid so you don't do it
What’s an awesome sounding scientific word with a not-so-awesome meaning?	Testicular Torsion
What's a work of fiction that seems totally unrealistic to most people but actually has a surprising amount of believability?	All marvel weapons. People have made real marvel weapons.
How has the pandemic affected your mental health?	Badly.
Who is your countries famous author, that had shaped literature?	from the older ones, maybe goethe?
What is probably real but science can't be used to study it because of its nature?	Bigfoot
you can ask one question & you will get the correct answer, what do you ask?	What are the winning numbers for the 70 million jackpot on friday
What's your "you mess with my friend, you mess with me" moment?	I remember it clear as day. My little brother was eating a pie at lunch at school. Some guy through a apple at him and hit him hard. My brother had dropped his pie all over the ground. I walk around the corner to the guy laughing with his friends about how my little brother is scraping up his uneaten pie and how it was an amazing shot. I remember wrapping my hand around his throat, banging his head on the dirt and his hand clawing my face but that's it. Apparently I didn't let go for 5 minutes and it took 2 teachers to get me off of him. My parents were getting divorced, it was very messy. Since I was just out of school they used me to organise family things. One day my mum gave me the money for my brothers books. The week before school starts. I put the money down on the bench and then it was gone. Dad had taken it. I ask for it back. He says "no it's my money, I've earned it". After arguing for 30 minutes I jump forward and hold him down on the couch and take the money while he hits me. He call the cops on me and they came and asked me to come off the property, I said no and they left. So don't fuck with my brothers
What are some of the greatest things that happened out of pure spite?	One time a guy called me by the wrong name when I was giving him a blowjob so I shot his cum right into his nose. Better than any million dollar half court shot.
Do you think Time Travel belongs in star wars? Why or why not?	Only saw the first six and some episodes of bad batch. No they don't need it. It already has enough going on in its franchise
What would you do if your friend's girlfriend was pretty and liked you?	You mean Jessie's girl?
Non-Eartheners, what comes to your mind when someone mentions Earth?	$#\\\\##$@()@))@@@@@(####
What are the ways to master chess in 5 hours?	YouTube videos
If everyone in the world could listen to you, what would you say?	A nice big old fart that turns into a shart
People who don't use their turn-signal while driving, why ?	Because they're assholes. Period.
What do u think about chris cornell?	Each and every singer of Grunge era is iconic
After 20 years in the making, why did Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic end up launching within 2 weeks of each other?	Ego's

What’s something your house cleaner does that annoys you?

I’m my own house cleaner, my laziness annoys me

If you could take any millionaires money, whose would it be and what would you do with it?

Pretty much any millionaire or billionaires that had no contribution to society and is pretty much a useless, talentless being, making money either through luck or nepotism.

What are some "great" scientific discoveries/theories that were later debunked?

Phrenology: it basically studies the shape of heads and bumps on the skull to predict personalities. It was very popular in the south prior to the Civil War as it was commonly used to show white superiority.

What is really considered a bad decision?

Skipping vaccinations.

What's a time where you've gone above and beyond for a customer / client because they were respectful / polite / used their manners?

When a person is kind, I will do my utmost to help them out. I work in education so I can’t tell you specifics. FERPA!

What was the lowest point in your masturbation career?

Horse porn

What is your most successful procrastination story?

I'll get around to telling it one of these days

Every hour you spend inside a horror movie universe you get ten thousand dollars. And any threat in that universe is after you. Which horror movie universe do you choose?

*It follows*, I'd just go for a nice road trip

If it was possible to keep everyone happy, would it translate into real success in life and career? How?

Depends on your priorities. If keeping people happy who are taking advantage of you is a priority because it brings other benefits, then maybe. But this is an interesting question, because, when taken to extremes, it defines you world view. A liberal (US definitions) is generally willing to be slightly cheated by some to see benefits go to those who deserve them. A conservative generally focuses on the cheating rather than the benefits to others. That is why you see the arguments you do about healthcare, "voting integrity", immigration, unemployment insurance and other issues. One side accepts "keeping everyone happy" for the greater good, the other requires no possibility of abuse of the system (an impossible standard) before any program is acceptable.

If 99% of all people find something ok, but 1% do not. what would be a way to satisfy both sides without the 99% having to suffer?

I think 99% is beyond reasonable expectations for crowd approval of anything, but it did depend somewhat on the context. In most cases, be happy you have such an overwhelming majority.

What are you looking forward to be doing when you have retired from work?

Nothing. I mean I cannot wait to have nothing to do. It’s going to be a dream.

How come a child rapist is given 2-4 years in prison?

Cause law sucks sometimes and need to be amended

Does hypnotizing work, If yes/no, what's your story?

I've only been to one hypnosis show, it was at university. They tried to mass hypnotise the audience and those they succeeded with were called onto stage. Mostly it was the drama students. I spoke to some of them after the show and they said they faked the whole thing for a laugh

What is the horniest thing you have done?

With my huge ass foot fetish, I printed out pictures of wrinkly soles, hung them up and blasted huge loads on them. I felt like the biggest loser that day. I was 19 when I did that

Are trials useless in most cases, since defendants usually have strong evidence against them and are clearly guilty? Why or why not?

>since defendants usually have strong evidence against them and are clearly guilty? Television and movies over the decades may have made it seem this way, but this is absolutely false. More than 90% of criminal convictions in America are arrived at through plea bargaining, not courtroom trials.

People that have friends: how?

Get a dog. Won’t help with the friend issue, but does with the accompanying loneliness. :,)

Without naming the Country, Who is the most famous person from your Country?

Bono. Niall Horan?

What in your life isn’t worth giving up even if it probably shortens your lifespan?

Alcohol

What is something that you never thought would make a news headline?

Twitch streamer Sodapoppin played Grand Theft Auto Roleplay and quit abruptly, stating his in game job as a fast food restaurant manager was too stressful. He made national news. ‘Pro gamer millionaire quits fake burger flipping job because it is too stressful.’ It was really damn funny.

When's the last time you went a full day without looking in a mirror?

Today.yesterday .day before ..

[Serious] People who believe that the pandemic is a "plandemic", what do you think is happening with the surge of new COVID cases and the Delta variant?

I think that there's a virus spreading all over the globe. The fact that it's not a complete fiction doesn't mean that it didn't occur at the most suspicious time possible, originating from the most suspicious place possible, and happens to be really convenient for a lot of people.

[Serious] With all the climate changes happening, which flora or fauna will be most likely to proliferate after the coming semi apocalypse?

There’s shit at the bottom of the ocean that won’t even notice anything’s amiss.

What is offensive about saying, "It sounded like I was talking to someone in India."?

Don’t know maybe it’s like they hate it getting called Indian because some kind of patriotism. I mean I heard of it that some people hate it called Chinese just because they’re asian.

What is the most obscure, weird or out there Youtube video you have found?

Rapping for Jesus.

How's your day going so far?

Pretty good

Where can you watch all of Bob’s Burgers now that it’s been taken out of Amazon Prime?

Hulu

If there is a the matrix-like simulation, will people enter it willingly? Why?

I dunno why, but i seen lot of people sort of giving up on life but unwilling to die. Well, yes, the world is not all beautiful. That's why there is fantasy. But if there is a world where you can live your imagination, even if it is just some simulation, would you gladly accept it?

To those that supposedly found “the one”, how did that relationship end?

He was killed by a drunk driver. 17 years ago, and I still miss him.

if you knew its your last day alive, what would you do?

Eat a lot

What is the greatest story in any game you have ever played?

it would be either bioshock or dark souls for me.

What is the first song that comes to your head when you read this?

Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," but in fairness it came to my head by way of my headphones. It's what I happened to have on.

What's the worst catfish story you have ever heard?

The batter just wasn't seasoned right and the oil wasn't hot enough so it was soggy. Really disappointing meal.

Who is the best musical artist of all time?

mikael akerfeldt

How did you quit being a "Perfectionist"?

Burnout worked for me, but I don't recommend it.

What 10 items would you put in a survival bag?

8 potato seeds, a baked potato and a potato

During sex your partner moans out another person’s name that you know ? They immediately apologize, what do you think your reaction would be ?

*Who the FUCK is JOHNNY??*

What are your favorite portrayals of God, the Devil, or other religious/mythological figures in movies and TV?

I like Supernatural's portrayal of God, hiding on Earth as some random guy named Chuck. A new prophet gets called, and the guy goes to meet Chuck, and he's super nervous and says "You know I was an atheist, right?" Chuck just gives him a wink and says "That's all right, I did include free will in the kit."

Who is the best comedian of all time?

George Carlin

If you could bring back any extinct animals, which one would you choose?

Irish Elk Megaloceros giganteus

What is your favorite little inside joke you share with your spouse or partner?

Not really ours but she is a supernatural fan so when she calls me a jerk i call her a bitch (playfully. She doesn't mind). Like Sam and Dean do in the show.

People who don’t have an internal monologue. What’s it like? Is it peaceful? What do you think of people who do have an internal monologue?

I get more like a series of impressions (instead of thinking a phrase like 'blue chair' I get a sort of sense of blue-ness and a sense of chair-ness) that I suspect are very similar to an internal monologue, and sometimes when I'm stressy or trying to focus I'll have an external monologue ("okay, so now I need to pick out my clothes... do I want the red shirt or the green shirt?") but I don't know if that's similar to how an internal one works. I have no way of knowing if it's more peaceful, because I've never really had an internal monologue. Does it, like... comment on you? Judge you? Or just describe things?

Who is the best actress or actor of all time?

Charles Nelson Reilly.

What’s your “Nah fam I’m good” moment?

Offered drugs

What’s a fun FPS or a Third person Shooter game on steam?

Ahh, solo queuing cs:go in Russian servers. Very nice and good teammates, good atmosphere, super relaxing and of course a lot of fun

What is the most fucked up thing you caught someone doing?

One time I saw a dude pooping in the grass and immediately after he was finished he f*cking smelled it.

How do I say to a person "this song reminds me of you" in a non- romantic way?

"This song reminds me of you, but in a non-romantic way."

[SERIOUS] What are some actual motivational reasons to live for?

You have an eternity to be dead

What deadly sin defines you the most?

Sloth

Given that you're broke and have zero prospects (and want to avoid judgment), what do you tell someone when they ask you what you're doing in life?

Tell them to mind there own business.

What is the most annoying and irritating song you can think of?

Baby Shark

How is it even possible that humanity survives global warming?

Live underground with uv lights, crops and water purifiers.

What original theme song could easily be a top charting hit?

Giornos theme

Whose anthem is full of lies?

Probably north korea

ur on a plane and the piolet dies suddenly. the air hostes asks if u know how to fly a plane, whats the worst thing u can say ?

Fly yes, land, no.

What would discuss on your own TED talk?

The best lies we tell to ourselves.

You have just developed the ability to respawn immediately whenever you die or get killed in real life, how would you exploit your newfound ability for your own benefit?

I would rescue the citizens of North Korea 🇰🇵. <3

What do you think happens when you die?

I think you spend a time in a peaceful place where you can reflect on your past life and absorb its lessons, and rest until you're ready to be reincarnated into your next life.

If you had a glitter bomb, where would you throw it?

Right in Marjorie Taylor Greene's stupid horse face.

People who are NOT antivax yet are choosing to not get vaccinated, why?

I am getting vaccinated, but my husband isn’t. His reasoning is that he’s autistic and very sensitive to needles.

What's something that everyone should do at least once in their lifetime?

Not be a nazi for their entire life

If pornstars had super powers what would their superhero names be?

Orgazmo and Choda Boy

What normal thing would be funny for a Disney princess to be doing?

Being with someone toxic

What is your go to conversation on a date?

what do you do, what do I do, how do you do, what do you like, what do I like etc

All Video Game Enemies are Now Real, What do You Least Want to Encounter?

Malboro from Final Fantasy

What is your hidden talent?

I can burp or cry on command

How do you fold your towels: roll, thirds, quarters or other?

Quarters but at least we can all agree that anyone that rolls there towels are monsters.

Given the opportunity and ability to go back in time to live a specific year of your past again and again for the rest of your life, which year would it be and why?

Before my dog pasted away. I want to see her everyday for the rest of my worthless life.

What do your parents do that really annoys you?

Ask me when I'm gonna meet a girl, and get married. If I could do it, I would have done it already.

When was a time you completely lost it in front of everybody?

got in a heated argument with my teacher and i screamed wanna settle this outside of school these hands don’t gotta gender

What is your favorite grunge band?

Alice in Chains, the original lineup.

What is the best condiment?

Mayo.

What is a disease that meant death in the past but in the present is cured easily?

Bubonic Plague

If you were given a dollar for every insult or bad deed you did / did, how much would you have?

Just as poor as I am now :c

Where to watch Gumball for free full seasons , btw im living in Asia?

Vpn called 1.1.1.1 is free

The Earth has just received an update with a new patch. What are some bugs that get fixed?

Dejavu

What is better to buy used instead of new?

A car.

How has climate change affected you?

Have you felt these heat waves?

What side effect have you experienced with your vaccine?

I got the vaccine today

What’s an absurd TV show crossover between two totally different shows that you would love to see?

The Bachelorette and Ice Road Truckers

What is a trick/ability that you have that most people don’t know about?

Plug in a USB on the first try every time. It's my superpower.

What's a weird stereotype people in your country believe about a neighboring country or culture?

Everyone on these islands who aren’t us are England fanboys and sheep shaggers Except the Scottish, they’re cool.

What is your “I’ve been shocked by electricity” story?

I grew up with the 6 biggest morons in DC and one day after school we figured it would be a good idea to test an electric fence surrounding a runoff. Picture 6 overly privileged 15 year old private school boys slamming into the ground at once and that should give you enough of a chuckle to last the day.

How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?

If that is your view, then yes, we would be 9 months older. I'll stick to using my birthday, not my conception day

What do you wish phones were capable of doing today?

Smart Phones should be able to tell you when you are about to do something stupid so you don't do it

What’s an awesome sounding scientific word with a not-so-awesome meaning?

Testicular Torsion

What's a work of fiction that seems totally unrealistic to most people but actually has a surprising amount of believability?

All marvel weapons. People have made real marvel weapons.

How has the pandemic affected your mental health?

Badly.

Who is your countries famous author, that had shaped literature?

from the older ones, maybe goethe?

What is probably real but science can't be used to study it because of its nature?

Bigfoot

you can ask one question & you will get the correct answer, what do you ask?

What are the winning numbers for the 70 million jackpot on friday

What's your "you mess with my friend, you mess with me" moment?

I remember it clear as day. My little brother was eating a pie at lunch at school. Some guy through a apple at him and hit him hard. My brother had dropped his pie all over the ground. I walk around the corner to the guy laughing with his friends about how my little brother is scraping up his uneaten pie and how it was an amazing shot. I remember wrapping my hand around his throat, banging his head on the dirt and his hand clawing my face but that's it. Apparently I didn't let go for 5 minutes and it took 2 teachers to get me off of him. My parents were getting divorced, it was very messy. Since I was just out of school they used me to organise family things. One day my mum gave me the money for my brothers books. The week before school starts. I put the money down on the bench and then it was gone. Dad had taken it. I ask for it back. He says "no it's my money, I've earned it". After arguing for 30 minutes I jump forward and hold him down on the couch and take the money while he hits me. He call the cops on me and they came and asked me to come off the property, I said no and they left. So don't fuck with my brothers

What are some of the greatest things that happened out of pure spite?

One time a guy called me by the wrong name when I was giving him a blowjob so I shot his cum right into his nose. Better than any million dollar half court shot.

Do you think Time Travel belongs in star wars? Why or why not?

Only saw the first six and some episodes of bad batch. No they don't need it. It already has enough going on in its franchise

What would you do if your friend's girlfriend was pretty and liked you?

You mean Jessie's girl?

Non-Eartheners, what comes to your mind when someone mentions Earth?

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What are the ways to master chess in 5 hours?

YouTube videos

If everyone in the world could listen to you, what would you say?

A nice big old fart that turns into a shart

People who don't use their turn-signal while driving, why ?

Because they're assholes. Period.

What do u think about chris cornell?

Each and every singer of Grunge era is iconic

After 20 years in the making, why did Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic end up launching within 2 weeks of each other?

Ego's