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What is your favorite struggle meal?	Noodles
if you suddenly got gender bend , what'll be the first thing you do ?	If I had a vagina Id probably want to see what the whole "big black cock" and "once you go black you never go back" thing is about.
What is the most scary moment you ever had in your life time?	Almost getting into a car accident on the highway at 60mph. Literally life flashing before your eyes, split second omg did we just not die?
What are some things that are 10/10?	1
If there had to be one, what would be your country's national food?	India - It would be biryani 😋
People who live in countries with hot summers, how do you keep yourselves cool?	AC
What should farts smell like instead?	Weed
What do you throw away because it gets too dirty to clean?	merkin
What’s more important in your life? - Love? (Real love , not the puppy love kind) or Money? Serious replies only please. :)	This question I ask myself like every day. I mean I have dreams, I wsnt to travel, I want to do stuff, I would love to have a car. I habe a wonderful gf who I deeply love. Yet I often think money, more money would be the most important. Money is what makes me feel safe in the end. If I have too little money I can't feel safe even with the most wonderful person in my life plus this person also can't feel safe because of the lack of money. But then again for what would I need money if I don't have my gf? There is no need anymore for money there is not even a need anymore for life. Guess my answr should be love but over the the answer is that the most important thing is the thing you dont have.
What happens when your dads sibling has a child with your moms sibling?	You have a cousin…?
What's the dumbest thing you've ever Googled?	Google
What’s a really interesting fact about your country/ heritage you’d like to share?	terry fox. He ran across Canada to raise money with one leg amputated. Unfortunately, he passed away during the run. Each year there is a terry fox run now. :)
What fictional character would you trust with your life?	Uncle Iroh
What hobby do you consistently talk about even though no one else is interested in it?	Reading comics.
What is the dumbest/cringiest thing you have done during your childhood?	So when I was pretty young for Halloween I went as a pirate well there was a girl who did as well and I asked if she wanted to be my mate as in friends well she thought of the other meaning so needless to say we didn’t become friends
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen a bride / groom do on their wedding day?	my new uncle (who CANNOT sing for the life of him) tried singing a five minute long michael buble song for my aunt in front of our entire family. it was the worst thing i’ve ever heard but they both loved it.
How do you deal with existential crisis?	I grew up.
What have you crossed off your list as you age?	Sex
You've just had a long bad day. Everything went wrong. You're now at home and you need to do something immediately to recover. What is it?	Take my pants off is step number one.
How do you fall back to sleep after you wake up during the night?	I just lay there. I use to get up and boil a little bit of milk and a tsp. of sugar. And that would help me go back to sleep.
How did you cope up with your dog's death?	Knowing that he was in a better place after all the pain he had endured. I still miss him a lot.
What was your grandparents' great grandparents' experience with World War 1 and World war 2?	I had a great grandfather and great uncle that were Navy C/B's during WWII, but thats all I know. My grandfather's served during Nam. One was a sniper in the Marines, the other was Army artillery
What do you do for your boys, but you can't do for your gf/wife?	Hangout on Saturday nights
What’s the best cereal?	Cinnamon toast crunch
What dead entrepreneurs, inventors, or discoverers would be ashamed of what their company/invention/discovery has become?	Probably Sam Walton. A friend of mine worked at Walmart back when he was in charge and said that Sam Walton always tried to have as many things as possible made in the USA.
How do you think things would be different if we didn’t have to eat or sleep?	Corporations would insist a 20 hour workday is necessary and normal.
You just met someone who has never heard of the internet and you can only show them one thing on it to convince them of how great it is, what site, video, etc. would you pull up?	Pornhub
For those who’ve chosen not the get the covid vaccine, but don’t consider themselves anti-vax, why?	Because i had a bad reaction to vaccines in the past
Non-Filipinos, what do you think of the Philippines?	The first line of defense against tropical storm. Plus "P****** ina mo bobo."
Non-Pakistanis? What comes to mind when you think of Pakistan?	Naan
What is the most shocking/interesting thing you ever saw out of the corner of your eye?	Asteroid entering the atmosphere and lighting up the night sky. It landed in a field about 100 km away
What are your most bizzare experience in middle school?	My classmate used to show me her underwear everyday, like reporting in for duty. I cant recall how we came to that system but it went on for weeks. I think it gave me some serious fetish foundations.
What are your plans for today?	In 30 minutes I'ma go walk my neighbors dog. Then I'm taking my friend to the beach and snorkeling the reed and doing some underwater photography with a cheap $20 camera. Then we're going to get some musubi and head to either a winery on top of a volcano and hike around the volcano or we'll go see a waterfall and get donuts. Then I'll clean my house and cook dinner.
when is the last time people tell you to "respect your elders" ?	When you pay and have made your own way in life without any help from said elders. Respect is earned not given by default no matter who you are. If you have had a good guiding hand in your life. You should respect them, not always agree with them, but recognise the help and advice they have given you. But if someone wants respect because they’d re older they should be told to take a run and jump
What is the stereotype of your country?	" Hello Sir, your computer has a virus"
Who is the most entitled person you know and why?	Since someone has to say it, and I truly believe it; Donald Trump.
Wetern People, what do you think about India?	Crowded. Dirty. Caste System
What is your biggest regret?	No ragrets
If you have the aux cord are you playing music you like or the driver likes and why?	I usually do my best to find an in-between. I bond with most of my friends through music so I know what songs /we’ll/ like.
Parents of AR. What is one thing you thought would be easy about being a parent, but found out it's not as easy as you thought?	Thought as they got older, my anxiety would decrease
Who played their voice acting role perfectly?	Mark Hamill’s Joker
What scientific consensus do you predict will be almost completely overturned within your lifetime?	Here in about 50 years we'll have some of the most complete research on cancer and its causes that we'll ever get. Some conclusions are going to be made.
Who is the most underrated person in US History?	Rutherford B. Hayes. 19th president. Nobody knows who he is but he was dedicated to unifying the recently freed slaves and former slave owners in the south during the 1870s. He also helped negotiate a land treaty between Native American tribes in the Dakota territories, and did the same in South America. There is a city in Paraguay named after him with a museum and everything
What herbs/seasonings should we white folks use more often?	All of them. I got this Moroccan Harissa which really adds a nice kick to dishes and I use garlic/onion powders since they're never bad options either.
You know that feeling you get in your arms and legs right after you almost get into a car accident? It kind of feels like there are needles hovering right over your skin? What is that called?	Timeline jump, residual feelings of the possible timeline you just avoided. 🤷‍♀️
What are some good zombie movies?	Warm Bodies and Fido are good if you want movies where zombies are actual characters and not murderous props.
When was the first time you went full rage about something?	I went to buy condoms, they didnt have my size
What was your grandparents' or greatgrandparent's experience with World War 1 or World War 2?	my grandfather at the time was a kid in germany. He lightly told me how a bomb went off that it frightened him and accidentally ran into barb wires. He won't go much more than that. He has a beard to cover his scares. R.I.P. Opa
What is something similar to there’s no such thing as free shipping?	There's no such thing as free healthcare.
What is the weirdest/scariest thing you've ever witnessed at a funeral?	A guy I know was murdered, the killer showed up at the funeral and hugged the kids mom. He was arrested a few minutes later. At the funeral. Balls. Edit for clarity
People who have been in prison or have worked there, what’s the saddest thing you have heard from an inmate?	His son died and he had to miss his funeral while he was in prison because he was serving 30 days for drug paraphernalia possession.
What is the most red flag name for a human you’ve encountered?	Kyle
Which non-villainous fictional characters do you despise the most? Why?	Claptrap, but in a good way.
What is the most important thing you grasped during the past period of your life?	That I have only one life
What is something that is universally disliked by everyone?	Pedophiles and their sympathizers
What’s something everyone does but doesn’t admit to?	...as soon as anyone answers this question their answer ceases to be something that nobody admits to.
Non humans, what comes to mind when you think of the planet earth?	Idiots everywhere
What is your favorite kind of pie?	Cream
What phobia, fear, or aversion, have you tried to remedy by exposing yourself directly to it? Does it help?	My aracnaphobia has calmed down since a bunch of daddy longlegs moved in
People who have been shot what did it feel like?	You don’t feel the shot, even tho he can shoot like 20 photos a min, only after you see the pictures you’ll grasp fully that you’ve been shot
What If poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?	It loses potency making it less effective for poisoning.
What colors do you associate with different frequencies in music and why?	i don’t know octaves and frequencies but the lower notes on a piano sound dark and have a rough texture and the higher notes sound light and have a stringy texture. they all seem like grayscale to me or brownscale if that’s even a thing. when you add other sounds is when i see the color more. like alicia keys music sounds like bright purple and blue to me but elton john sounds blue and orange. why??? i have no idea
How old do you have to be to trade stuff at a pawn shop?	Old enough to smoke crack, old enough to pawn ur grandma's tv...
What is something you realized you didn’t even like but we’re doing for the sake of others?	Being male.
What show never had a good episode?	Keeping up with the Kardashians
What would be the perfect way to propose to a woman in a romantic yet unique gesture?	There's no single perfect way. Some people like putting on a show and having her be at the center of it while others prefer a more intimate setting. You'll figure it out when the time comes.
What's something you did for a long time before realizing it was wrong?	Locked myself in with my feelings
What’s a good age to delete Snapchat?	ASAP
If there was one thing you wish someone had told you when you were younger, what would it be?	To take care of my mental health, that it is just as important as my physical health. Growing up the topic of therapy was a bit taboo, I wish there had been more of a push for it at an early age.
What is the best/worst thing about the country you live in?	Best and worst thing is that you can do almost anything you want. 😂
How'd you respond if an interviewer still has the nerve to ask "Where do you see yourself five years down the line?" ?	Certainly, not in this shithole.
what do you think of people that say “money can’t buy happiness”?	I'd rather be sad and have a million dollars than being sad and homeless
What job did do that was so useless/easy that you felt like you didn't deserve to be paid?	I worked at game stop for a total of 3 days during the “busy season”. I stood around doing literally nothing for those shifts. Most of the time I would just wonder around the mall shopping because there was never a manager to see if I was still there and the other employees didn’t care. I stopped showing up and no one ever called to ask me what happened.
Now that billionaires will be able to laugh at us peasants from space, what's the next "peak" for bored rich people?	Maybe space stations where they can go to have sex with minors.
What is your true unbelievable story?	I am related to Hitler
What is something you wish others already knew without needing to tell them?	The United States government is not a democracy or "good guys".
What is the most unappreciated invention of all time?	Soap
How does rain make you feel ?	Calm, happy.
What is a common thing to do using technology that your parents/elder relatives hate?	Ignore parents
What's a country you know exists but know nothing about?	Guyana
What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?	Combatting climate change.
What's the thing do you think everybody just pretends to like ?	Me
Who is your all time favourite fictional character the real world needs?	Uncle Iroh
when is the last time you thought "man, school suck" ?	Every day
People who have been clinically dead what was your experience?	You're not gonna get many responses without a ouija board
What's the most interesting story behind the street's name you've ever heard?	There was a pond in my village called Medicine Pond because in the 19th Century a doctor was driving through the fens in the fog in his horse and cart. He crashed into the pond and drowned. Local legend says he still haunts the pond on foggy nights
2021 has called, asking why don't we have gender-neutral restroom everywhere yet?	Stop expecting businesses to spend thousands of dollars to build a restroom specifically for you because you sexually identify as a basketball!
If your were a carebear, what would the picture on your belly depict?	Marijuana. It would be cool to be a baked bear, who can get anyone high with his baked bear stare
Fellow Americans, what comes to mind when you think of Indiana?	Meth
What song/artist is your guilty pleasure?	ABBA
How stressful do you find long haul flights (10+ hours)?	Not stressful, but definitely not comfortable either lol
What emotions would you feel when you view the Earth from space for the first time?	Horny because that is the only emotion
When did you first realize that you were getting older?	When the kids I used to guide in Scout started graduating college.
When did someone try to bribe you and how did it go?	My parents divorced and tried to win my love with presents
If your username described your personality, how screwed would you be?	Not very
What are some Psychological fact everyone should know?	Don't have deep or important conversations when you're hungry, angry, lonely or tired.
Why do you think people judge others for being on doctor prescribed medications?	Do they?
What is the biggest lie you tell yourself?	That I'm really fast. I was a year or two ago, but I've regressed, and I still keep giving myself credit for the status that I earned previously.
What’s the first thing you do after shitting yourself in public?	Spark a malicious grin, stare poeple down.
What would you say is the worst amusement park and why?	Knotts is turning into a gun range

What is your favorite struggle meal?

Noodles

if you suddenly got gender bend , what'll be the first thing you do ?

If I had a vagina Id probably want to see what the whole "big black cock" and "once you go black you never go back" thing is about.

What is the most scary moment you ever had in your life time?

Almost getting into a car accident on the highway at 60mph. Literally life flashing before your eyes, split second omg did we just not die?

What are some things that are 10/10?

1

If there had to be one, what would be your country's national food?

India - It would be biryani 😋

People who live in countries with hot summers, how do you keep yourselves cool?

AC

What should farts smell like instead?

Weed

What do you throw away because it gets too dirty to clean?

merkin

What’s more important in your life? - Love? (Real love , not the puppy love kind) or Money? Serious replies only please. :)

This question I ask myself like every day. I mean I have dreams, I wsnt to travel, I want to do stuff, I would love to have a car. I habe a wonderful gf who I deeply love. Yet I often think money, more money would be the most important. Money is what makes me feel safe in the end. If I have too little money I can't feel safe even with the most wonderful person in my life plus this person also can't feel safe because of the lack of money. But then again for what would I need money if I don't have my gf? There is no need anymore for money there is not even a need anymore for life. Guess my answr should be love but over the the answer is that the most important thing is the thing you dont have.

What happens when your dads sibling has a child with your moms sibling?

You have a cousin…?

What's the dumbest thing you've ever Googled?

Google

What’s a really interesting fact about your country/ heritage you’d like to share?

terry fox. He ran across Canada to raise money with one leg amputated. Unfortunately, he passed away during the run. Each year there is a terry fox run now. :)

What fictional character would you trust with your life?

Uncle Iroh

What hobby do you consistently talk about even though no one else is interested in it?

Reading comics.

What is the dumbest/cringiest thing you have done during your childhood?

So when I was pretty young for Halloween I went as a pirate well there was a girl who did as well and I asked if she wanted to be my mate as in friends well she thought of the other meaning so needless to say we didn’t become friends

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen a bride / groom do on their wedding day?

my new uncle (who CANNOT sing for the life of him) tried singing a five minute long michael buble song for my aunt in front of our *entire* family. it was the worst thing i’ve ever heard but they both loved it.

How do you deal with existential crisis?

I grew up.

What have you crossed off your list as you age?

Sex

You've just had a long bad day. Everything went wrong. You're now at home and you need to do something immediately to recover. What is it?

Take my pants off is step number one.

How do you fall back to sleep after you wake up during the night?

I just lay there. I use to get up and boil a little bit of milk and a tsp. of sugar. And that would help me go back to sleep.

How did you cope up with your dog's death?

Knowing that he was in a better place after all the pain he had endured. I still miss him a lot.

What was your grandparents' great grandparents' experience with World War 1 and World war 2?

I had a great grandfather and great uncle that were Navy C/B's during WWII, but thats all I know. My grandfather's served during Nam. One was a sniper in the Marines, the other was Army artillery

What do you do for your boys, but you can't do for your gf/wife?

Hangout on Saturday nights

What’s the best cereal?

Cinnamon toast crunch

What dead entrepreneurs, inventors, or discoverers would be ashamed of what their company/invention/discovery has become?

Probably Sam Walton. A friend of mine worked at Walmart back when he was in charge and said that Sam Walton always tried to have as many things as possible made in the USA.

How do you think things would be different if we didn’t have to eat or sleep?

Corporations would insist a 20 hour workday is necessary and normal.

You just met someone who has never heard of the internet and you can only show them one thing on it to convince them of how great it is, what site, video, etc. would you pull up?

Pornhub

For those who’ve chosen not the get the covid vaccine, but don’t consider themselves anti-vax, why?

Because i had a bad reaction to vaccines in the past

Non-Filipinos, what do you think of the Philippines?

The first line of defense against tropical storm. Plus "P****** ina mo bobo."

Non-Pakistanis? What comes to mind when you think of Pakistan?

Naan

What is the most shocking/interesting thing you ever saw out of the corner of your eye?

Asteroid entering the atmosphere and lighting up the night sky. It landed in a field about 100 km away

What are your most bizzare experience in middle school?

My classmate used to show me her underwear everyday, like reporting in for duty. I cant recall how we came to that system but it went on for weeks. I think it gave me some serious fetish foundations.

What are your plans for today?

In 30 minutes I'ma go walk my neighbors dog. Then I'm taking my friend to the beach and snorkeling the reed and doing some underwater photography with a cheap $20 camera. Then we're going to get some musubi and head to either a winery on top of a volcano and hike around the volcano or we'll go see a waterfall and get donuts. Then I'll clean my house and cook dinner.

when is the last time people tell you to "respect your elders" ?

When you pay and have made your own way in life without any help from said elders. Respect is earned not given by default no matter who you are. If you have had a good guiding hand in your life. You should respect them, not always agree with them, but recognise the help and advice they have given you. But if someone wants respect because they’d re older they should be told to take a run and jump

What is the stereotype of your country?

" Hello Sir, your computer has a virus"

Who is the most entitled person you know and why?

Since someone has to say it, and I truly believe it; Donald Trump.

Wetern People, what do you think about India?

Crowded. Dirty. Caste System

What is your biggest regret?

No ragrets

If you have the aux cord are you playing music you like or the driver likes and why?

I usually do my best to find an in-between. I bond with most of my friends through music so I know what songs /we’ll/ like.

Parents of AR. What is one thing you thought would be easy about being a parent, but found out it's not as easy as you thought?

Thought as they got older, my anxiety would decrease

Who played their voice acting role perfectly?

Mark Hamill’s Joker

What scientific consensus do you predict will be almost completely overturned within your lifetime?

Here in about 50 years we'll have some of the most complete research on cancer and its causes that we'll ever get. Some conclusions are going to be made.

Who is the most underrated person in US History?

Rutherford B. Hayes. 19th president. Nobody knows who he is but he was dedicated to unifying the recently freed slaves and former slave owners in the south during the 1870s. He also helped negotiate a land treaty between Native American tribes in the Dakota territories, and did the same in South America. There is a city in Paraguay named after him with a museum and everything

What herbs/seasonings should we white folks use more often?

All of them. I got this Moroccan Harissa which really adds a nice kick to dishes and I use garlic/onion powders since they're never bad options either.

You know that feeling you get in your arms and legs right after you almost get into a car accident? It kind of feels like there are needles hovering right over your skin? What is that called?

Timeline jump, residual feelings of the possible timeline you just avoided. 🤷‍♀️

What are some good zombie movies?

Warm Bodies and Fido are good if you want movies where zombies are actual characters and not murderous props.

When was the first time you went full rage about something?

I went to buy condoms, they didnt have my size

What was your grandparents' or greatgrandparent's experience with World War 1 or World War 2?

my grandfather at the time was a kid in germany. He lightly told me how a bomb went off that it frightened him and accidentally ran into barb wires. He won't go much more than that. He has a beard to cover his scares. R.I.P. Opa

What is something similar to there’s no such thing as free shipping?

There's no such thing as free healthcare.

What is the weirdest/scariest thing you've ever witnessed at a funeral?

A guy I know was murdered, the killer showed up at the funeral and hugged the kids mom. He was arrested a few minutes later. At the funeral. Balls. Edit for clarity

People who have been in prison or have worked there, what’s the saddest thing you have heard from an inmate?

His son died and he had to miss his funeral while he was in prison because he was serving 30 days for drug paraphernalia possession.

What is the most red flag name for a human you’ve encountered?

Kyle

Which non-villainous fictional characters do you despise the most? Why?

Claptrap, but in a good way.

What is the most important thing you grasped during the past period of your life?

That I have only one life

What is something that is universally disliked by everyone?

Pedophiles and their sympathizers

What’s something everyone does but doesn’t admit to?

...as soon as anyone answers this question their answer ceases to be something that nobody admits to.

Non humans, what comes to mind when you think of the planet earth?

Idiots everywhere

What is your favorite kind of pie?

Cream

What phobia, fear, or aversion, have you tried to remedy by exposing yourself directly to it? Does it help?

My aracnaphobia has calmed down since a bunch of daddy longlegs moved in

People who have been shot what did it feel like?

You don’t feel the shot, even tho he can shoot like 20 photos a min, only after you see the pictures you’ll grasp fully that you’ve been shot

What If poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

It loses potency making it less effective for poisoning.

What colors do you associate with different frequencies in music and why?

i don’t know octaves and frequencies but the lower notes on a piano sound dark and have a rough texture and the higher notes sound light and have a stringy texture. they all seem like grayscale to me or brownscale if that’s even a thing. when you add other sounds is when i see the color more. like alicia keys music sounds like bright purple and blue to me but elton john sounds blue and orange. why??? i have no idea

How old do you have to be to trade stuff at a pawn shop?

Old enough to smoke crack, old enough to pawn ur grandma's tv...

What is something you realized you didn’t even like but we’re doing for the sake of others?

Being male.

What show never had a good episode?

Keeping up with the Kardashians

What would be the perfect way to propose to a woman in a romantic yet unique gesture?

There's no single perfect way. Some people like putting on a show and having her be at the center of it while others prefer a more intimate setting. You'll figure it out when the time comes.

What's something you did for a long time before realizing it was wrong?

Locked myself in with my feelings

What’s a good age to delete Snapchat?

ASAP

If there was one thing you wish someone had told you when you were younger, what would it be?

To take care of my mental health, that it is just as important as my physical health. Growing up the topic of therapy was a bit taboo, I wish there had been more of a push for it at an early age.

What is the best/worst thing about the country you live in?

Best and worst thing is that you can do almost anything you want. 😂

How'd you respond if an interviewer still has the nerve to ask "Where do you see yourself five years down the line?" ?

Certainly, not in this shithole.

what do you think of people that say “money can’t buy happiness”?

I'd rather be sad and have a million dollars than being sad and homeless

What job did do that was so useless/easy that you felt like you didn't deserve to be paid?

I worked at game stop for a total of 3 days during the “busy season”. I stood around doing literally nothing for those shifts. Most of the time I would just wonder around the mall shopping because there was never a manager to see if I was still there and the other employees didn’t care. I stopped showing up and no one ever called to ask me what happened.

Now that billionaires will be able to laugh at us peasants from space, what's the next "peak" for bored rich people?

Maybe space stations where they can go to have sex with minors.

What is your true unbelievable story?

I am related to Hitler

What is something you wish others already knew without needing to tell them?

The United States government is not a democracy or "good guys".

What is the most unappreciated invention of all time?

Soap

How does rain make you feel ?

Calm, happy.

What is a common thing to do using technology that your parents/elder relatives hate?

Ignore parents

What's a country you know exists but know nothing about?

Guyana

What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?

Combatting climate change.

What's the thing do you think everybody just pretends to like ?

Me

Who is your all time favourite fictional character the real world needs?

Uncle Iroh

when is the last time you thought "man, school suck" ?

Every day

People who have been clinically dead what was your experience?

You're not gonna get many responses without a ouija board

What's the most interesting story behind the street's name you've ever heard?

There was a pond in my village called Medicine Pond because in the 19th Century a doctor was driving through the fens in the fog in his horse and cart. He crashed into the pond and drowned. Local legend says he still haunts the pond on foggy nights

2021 has called, asking why don't we have gender-neutral restroom everywhere yet?

Stop expecting businesses to spend thousands of dollars to build a restroom specifically for you because you sexually identify as a basketball!

If your were a carebear, what would the picture on your belly depict?

Marijuana. It would be cool to be a baked bear, who can get anyone high with his baked bear stare

Fellow Americans, what comes to mind when you think of Indiana?

Meth

What song/artist is your guilty pleasure?

ABBA

How stressful do you find long haul flights (10+ hours)?

Not stressful, but definitely not comfortable either lol

What emotions would you feel when you view the Earth from space for the first time?

Horny because that is the only emotion

When did you first realize that you were getting older?

When the kids I used to guide in Scout started graduating college.

When did someone try to bribe you and how did it go?

My parents divorced and tried to win my love with presents

If your username described your personality, how screwed would you be?

Not very

What are some Psychological fact everyone should know?

Don't have deep or important conversations when you're hungry, angry, lonely or tired.

Why do you think people judge others for being on doctor prescribed medications?

Do they?

What is the biggest lie you tell yourself?

That I'm really fast. I was a year or two ago, but I've regressed, and I still keep giving myself credit for the status that I earned previously.

What’s the first thing you do after shitting yourself in public?

Spark a malicious grin, stare poeple down.

What would you say is the worst amusement park and why?

Knotts is turning into a gun range