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What is one of the craziest dreams you had?	I was in a world made out of candy and sweets i got picked up by a cheesecake in a car made out of cake as i was driving around with the cheesecake he was explaining where i was everything had a cartoon look to it and had those small little drawn arms and legs I got out of the car walked around and met different types of cakes and even a baguette Was so strange i hope somewhere in the universe it's real
You are not around and something is going on. Everybody says "only (you) can solve this!". What probably is happening?	The WiFi isn’t working at my grandparents house
What ways have you found that works to stop hiccups?	Holding your breath works for me
What do men find unattractive in women?	Bad hygiene, but I assume that is unattractive for anyone lol
Trebuchets or catapults, which one is better and why?	Catapults because you can wheel them around and can load different things into it.
If you had one wish, what would you wish for?	End Covid
What is a memory you cringe at years later?	acting like a "I am not like others girls/pick me" in elementary school :D
Why haven’t you been vaccinated yet?	I don’t trust it
Closeted homosexuals married to the opposite sex, how do you live the lie every day?	Because many of them will be beaten and murdered if they were openly gay. Pretending is the only way for them to be safe.
What job is most misunderstood by people?	Social worker
What is a song that has been ruined for you?	Funky town. If you know you know.
What are hillbillies called in your region of the world, and what are their characteristics?	Bogans. Tracky dacks, singlets, ugg boots. Kid in one hand, ciggie in the other.
How did your hamster die?	He had cancer. His tumour great very quickly and he died within a week. He lived 2 and a half years, which is decent for a hamster.
What’s your favourite game on The Price is right?	When the models unstuck their cameltoes.
People with autism what specific interest do you have?	i like tits, symmetrical things, and stuff that works well.
People who brush their teeth before eating, why?	its nice to allow space by the gums for new food
If fruits could talk, which one would be the noisiest?	The orange. “Hey Apple, knife”
Who’s had an embarrassing/amusing encounter with who you thought was a celebrity, but was actually just a lookalike?	I had someone in a night club ask for my autograph, turns out (back then) i looked like someone, and still resemble them today.
What's the most that's been asked of you after saying "if there's anything at all I can do for you please let me know" to someone?	The Mrs asked if I could go and get her some food after she gave birth to our youngest, naturally I told her to fuck right off and get it herself
They say it's better to invest in experiences than material things. What kind of experiences were the best investments for you?	Blowjobs
are traps gay? why or why not?	If you take it down to bare bones what is gay, yes two men engaging in sexual activities. But he's just dressed as a woman, so still gay just with some weird role play shit. But if the other guy kisses the trap unaware he is a trap then no but if he finds out and still processeds he's gay as hell.
What incident in history do you think had the most awesome/devastating outcome?	The French Revolution was definitely both. Our world is defined by it.
Who was the worst person in history?	Andrew Wakefield. Hes what created this massive Anti-Vax hysteria. Maybe covid-19 wont kill everyone, but all it takes is a deadlier disease and a bunch of asshats who believe this mans lies.
What is something you hate irrationally?	Men spitting on the ground for no damn reason. I say men, because I don't think I've ever seen a woman do that.
What's the best 2000$ investment?	Something for your health like a bed or nutrition, even a vacation.
What are fighting words to you?	no u
Can this world get any worse, if so how much worse can this world get?	Nuclear war.
What industry do you see never returning back to 'normal'?	Blockbuster
What are some good activities other than gaming that you can do during lockdown?	Get off the computer go sit on the couch for 10 min forget why you got off then go back on, rinse and repeat until a.) You actually have to go do something b.) You need to eat or sleep then cycle continues.
When was the last time you did something for the first time?	Now. Answering this question. Duh!
What company will you never work for again and why?	Blockbuster Obvious reasons
If you could write your version of “Everybody Poops” about another taboo subject that most humans do, what would it be?	Everybody spanks it. May as well...some people want to expose the youth to taboo topics at a young ass age smh.
What is the stupidest reason for someone breaking up with you?	She gain back her sight.
With the current focus in Canada on the unmarked graves of Indigenous children from residential schools, which hidden (or not so hidden) bits of your country's history should be exposed to the world?	Every country has a dark history.
What are some of the worthless degrees in your country?	56°
What's something your partner said to you on your first date, that should have made you run?	She told me she loved me. Literally first date. But we also got in an argument and she was punching the wall next to my face. Same night.
What are some good distraction methods for someone who is hyperventilating?	Box Breathing. https://www.healthline.com/health/box-breathing
How do you make a bomb?	Cast Adam Sandler.
How would you get rid of a dead body?	Probably contact a mortician and have a trained professional handle it.
What would be your last meal before being sent to the chair?	The executioner’s brain.
What's a realization you've had that permanently changed how you see things?	"I need glasses"
What do you like the most about your country?	The NHS, the historic architecture and the countryside.
What’s the worst holidays you’ve ever had?	Christmas 2012. Wrecked my car and had a broken ankle. I ended up spending that Christmas with two prostitutes.
What has the ocean taught you?	How to wave.
What does your inner voice sound like?	Idk, but it's English and English isn't my native language
What is something you always wanted to brag about?	Nothing because bragging make you look like a self centered fool
What are the career options after studying botany degree? Good universitys or courses for further studying? Also is it possible tovstudy vet or psychology afer having an botany degree?	I’m guessing and have zero actual knowledge here but perhaps have some ideas you can look at: Botany: With global warming ramping up genetic tweaking might be what saves humanity. I’m not a fan of GMO but that is mostly from how we deploy it so irresponsibly. And in the future we may not have any choice in the matter. Arboretums, greenhouses, conservatories, May employ botanists. Xenobotany may be a thing in your lifetime. Veterinary medicine can benefit tremendously from a botanical focus as so many herbs and fungi are effective at healing animals. I have a friend who is a vet and does this now with amazing results on animals other vets pronounced as lost causes and recommended euthanasia for. Psych: We’ll all advanced degrees come from somewhere. You might need to take a few more undergrad classes but not more than. 1-2 semesters worth is my guess. …. …Unless genetic modifications create human-plant hybrids that require counseling (a joke of course, but who can say with absolute certainty it will never come to pass?).
What is a piece of media that is universally regarded as good or even the best or even flawless, that you don't like / think is bad?	Game of Thrones
what is the most dumbest inventions in the world?	Face masks with holes cut in them.
Non-British People, What Comes To Mind When You Think About Britain?	The accent
What is your philosophy?	Live on to have fun. Enjoy your life however you want, as long as that doesn't keep anyone from doing the same. I don't see any purpose in life besides that, but it is a good and important thing. Don't go around doing things you don't enjoy, just try having fun and helping others have fun
What is your favorite kind of wine and why?	I’m a basic bitch. Moscato. Though I am starting to like red a little more
What food did you always think you wouldn't like but actually ended up really enjoying when you finally tried it?	Indian food & African food.& as a very boring American who likes my fried foods,BBQ sauce, and freedom potatoes, God damn I was surprised.
A group of aliens are about to destroy our planet, but their leader suddenly picks you out of the 7 billion ppl and ask you to crack a joke. If they laugh, they will leave us alone. What is the joke that will save humanity?	My go to: what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Sorry, humanity.
What is something you found that you liked and then later you found out it was porn/hentia?	\snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniff\ ᵃᶦʳ ʷᶦᶜᵏ
What do your YouTube recommended videos say about you?	I like memes…and movie review videos.
What power do you think you will gain if you turn mutant?	I don't know I'll probably have 3 dicks but none functioning
Moments upon entering, which stores cause you the intense and relentless need to poop?	Home depot and lowes. I don't know why but, it happens everytime.
What podcasts are you into lately?	God Awful Movies. 3 atheist review horrible Christian movies every week because if God were real his PR can't be this bad.
What do non-asians eat throughout the day?	Speaking from personal experience, burritos. This is gonna be a really regional question.
People, who do not tie their shoes, what is your reasoning behind this?	i have sandals on
Lets assume you become the richest person one day, what would you do?	End world hunger for a start
Who is going to win the 2021 NBA finals?	The friends we made along the way
What’s the strangest thing you have personally seen (online or offline) but that you also don’t have an issue with morally?	Masturbation roulette: saw it at a party and apparently you masturbate with a large group of people and whoever ejaculates last, they have to clean the place up, including the leftover semen
Decades before we were born, what were we?	Existn't
Non-Humans of Earth, what comes to your mind when you think of our world?	Dhdiwx s8ansosihd eixbsoad
What dumb thing did you do while tired or on autopilot?	I once put orange juice in my cereal.
If you figured out how to travel to alternate universes, what would be your first idea?	Make the alternative timelines fight each over because it would be funny
What's life hack do you use and recommend?	I don’t use life hacks
What's a movie that makes you cringe/ gag just hearing the title?	I am greta
What's the worst gift you've received?	Gift of life.
What’s invisible but you wish people could see?	Germs/viruses
What are some things old people do that make you cringe?	Dab. Even when young people do it.
What’s your small superpower?	I can move light objects using only the power of my breath
Will everything eventually go back to normal post pandemic? Why or why not?	God I hope not. Normal sucked. We should all learn from the past year and try to fix our society-like income inequality and lack of affordable healthcare
What video games were so great that they created their own new genre?	While I don't know if it was the first, Grand Theft Auto III definitely popularized the open world action adventure game. Minecraft popularized the crafting/building genre. Both EverQuest and Ultima Online popularized MMORPGs. Wolfenstein 3D started First person shooters
How 2 scam people?	dial 911 and turn yourself in works really well
Free fire, pubg, call of duty, fortnite. Which is better?	Call Of Duty all day everyday.
If there’s 2 people playing chess but one can read minds and the other can see into the future. Who would win??	See into the future. Despite a mind reader knowing next move future boy knows all of them.
You get to go to one anime world but you're not an MC you're just a side character, which would you choose (no hentai)?	Konosuba's world
What is “god” to you?	Non-existant
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?	Shitting in the shower and the sink.
What da dog doin?	Good question
What is the prettiest object you’ve ever seen?	The death mask of King Tutankhamen.
Can you name a point in your job where your morals got in the way of you doing things “by the book” ?	Yes. I’m a WC adjuster. I introduced the idea of a settlement to an injured worker who was a very nice man, but not super smart. He talked to someone to get a demand amount, and it was about half of what the claim was worth. I accepted his demand. Then I talked to my boss, explained why the settlement wasn’t at all fair, and got her blessing to increase our offer to an amount that reflected what I though was a fair settlement. Needless to say, the IW had no objection to the extra money, but he was a bit confused when I first proposed increasing the settlement amount.
You are the president of your country for a day. What will you do to make it count?	You can't do shit in a day. Very unrealistic.
How does one know if a link is dangerous?	If he has The Master Sword
How do you organize your loose cables and tech items, other than throwing everything in a box?	Zip ties, and then into a box. I've often thought about hanging them in the furnace room or somewhere that I could quickly see them all, but it doesn't happen often enough to warrant taking up the space. Zip tied I can dump the box, look at the ends and toss them back into the box.
What’s your strangest pet peeve?	People telling me to do the things that I’m going to do
What is your favorite juice, and why?	Orange juice because cum
What's the story behind your cracked phone screen?	Dropped in the bathroom...
What is the most annoying cartoon series ever?	You can hate me for it but for me it's Bob's Burgers.
What is a great game that deserves way more popularity?	Psychonauts! Hopefully the sequel will drum up more interest.
What repeated social media content, like pranks, food videos, etc are you absolutely tired of seeing?	All of it
When you see or hear the words "previously on...", which show comes to mind first?	Dexter.
What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said?	I occassionally think about something I said years ago. In fact, it just popped into my head, and that's why I decided to pose this question. About 5 years ago I worked in a really small pizza shop. There was just two people working, myself and a girl, who I hadn't worked with much. Anways, we were shooting the shit and she was telling me about her dogs. I had mentioned I had a couple of dogs and she said something like "That's cool. So you like dogs too?" Here's where it gets weird. I replied "I love fucking dogs!" Obviously I meant to say "I fucking love dogs!" (BIG difference), but my ADHD brain spurted it out of order. Making matters even worse, is I didn't even realize I said it wrong at first. She just started laughing and I didn't know what was so funny about loving dogs. She filled me in, and we both had a pretty good laugh. And I remember to this day to be careful how I emphasize statements with the word "fuck" or "fucking".
If there are two pieces of bread on top of each other, is it an empty sandwich or just bread? Why do you feel that way?	It's a poverty sandwich.
Naturally, people from Mars will be called Martians. Should we "Earthlings" come up with a new name or stick with that? And who's our Mascot if not Danny Devito?	Hmm.. Earthlings if fine and obviously Danny divito so he can show it how every single earthling on the planet has a Magnum dong
Weebs, How has anime changed or impacted your life?	I often greet people with “konnichi wa”
What were your strangest, reality-questioning moments?	Has anyone else seen flying jelly fish?

What is one of the craziest dreams you had?

I was in a world made out of candy and sweets i got picked up by a cheesecake in a car made out of cake as i was driving around with the cheesecake he was explaining where i was everything had a cartoon look to it and had those small little drawn arms and legs I got out of the car walked around and met different types of cakes and even a baguette Was so strange i hope somewhere in the universe it's real

You are not around and something is going on. Everybody says "only (you) can solve this!". What probably is happening?

The WiFi isn’t working at my grandparents house

What ways have you found that works to stop hiccups?

Holding your breath works for me

What do men find unattractive in women?

Bad hygiene, but I assume that is unattractive for anyone lol

Trebuchets or catapults, which one is better and why?

Catapults because you can wheel them around and can load different things into it.

If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

End Covid

What is a memory you cringe at years later?

acting like a "I am not like others girls/pick me" in elementary school :D

Why haven’t you been vaccinated yet?

I don’t trust it

Closeted homosexuals married to the opposite sex, how do you live the lie every day?

Because many of them will be beaten and murdered if they were openly gay. Pretending is the only way for them to be safe.

What job is most misunderstood by people?

Social worker

What is a song that has been ruined for you?

Funky town. If you know you know.

What are hillbillies called in your region of the world, and what are their characteristics?

Bogans. Tracky dacks, singlets, ugg boots. Kid in one hand, ciggie in the other.

How did your hamster die?

He had cancer. His tumour great very quickly and he died within a week. He lived 2 and a half years, which is decent for a hamster.

What’s your favourite game on The Price is right?

When the models unstuck their cameltoes.

People with autism what specific interest do you have?

i like tits, symmetrical things, and stuff that works well.

People who brush their teeth before eating, why?

its nice to allow space by the gums for new food

If fruits could talk, which one would be the noisiest?

The orange. “Hey Apple, knife”

Who’s had an embarrassing/amusing encounter with who you thought was a celebrity, but was actually just a lookalike?

I had someone in a night club ask for my autograph, turns out (back then) i looked like someone, and still resemble them today.

What's the most that's been asked of you after saying "if there's anything at all I can do for you please let me know" to someone?

The Mrs asked if I could go and get her some food after she gave birth to our youngest, naturally I told her to fuck right off and get it herself

They say it's better to invest in experiences than material things. What kind of experiences were the best investments for you?

Blowjobs

are traps gay? why or why not?

If you take it down to bare bones what is gay, yes two men engaging in sexual activities. But he's just dressed as a woman, so still gay just with some weird role play shit. But if the other guy kisses the trap unaware he is a trap then no but if he finds out and still processeds he's gay as hell.

What incident in history do you think had the most awesome/devastating outcome?

The French Revolution was definitely both. Our world is defined by it.

Who was the worst person in history?

Andrew Wakefield. Hes what created this massive Anti-Vax hysteria. Maybe covid-19 wont kill everyone, but all it takes is a deadlier disease and a bunch of asshats who believe this mans lies.

What is something you hate irrationally?

Men spitting on the ground for no damn reason. I say men, because I don't think I've ever seen a woman do that.

What's the best 2000$ investment?

Something for your health like a bed or nutrition, even a vacation.

What are fighting words to you?

no u

Can this world get any worse, if so how much worse can this world get?

Nuclear war.

What industry do you see never returning back to 'normal'?

Blockbuster

What are some good activities other than gaming that you can do during lockdown?

Get off the computer go sit on the couch for 10 min forget why you got off then go back on, rinse and repeat until a.) You actually have to go do something b.) You need to eat or sleep then cycle continues.

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Now. Answering *this* question. Duh!

What company will you never work for again and why?

Blockbuster Obvious reasons

If you could write your version of “Everybody Poops” about another taboo subject that most humans do, what would it be?

Everybody spanks it. May as well...some people want to expose the youth to taboo topics at a young ass age smh.

What is the stupidest reason for someone breaking up with you?

She gain back her sight.

With the current focus in Canada on the unmarked graves of Indigenous children from residential schools, which hidden (or not so hidden) bits of your country's history should be exposed to the world?

Every country has a dark history.

What are some of the worthless degrees in your country?

56°

What's something your partner said to you on your first date, that should have made you run?

She told me she loved me. Literally first date. But we also got in an argument and she was punching the wall next to my face. Same night.

What are some good distraction methods for someone who is hyperventilating?

Box Breathing. https://www.healthline.com/health/box-breathing

How do you make a bomb?

Cast Adam Sandler.

How would you get rid of a dead body?

Probably contact a mortician and have a trained professional handle it.

What would be your last meal before being sent to the chair?

The executioner’s brain.

What's a realization you've had that permanently changed how you see things?

"I need glasses"

What do you like the most about your country?

The NHS, the historic architecture and the countryside.

What’s the worst holidays you’ve ever had?

Christmas 2012. Wrecked my car and had a broken ankle. I ended up spending that Christmas with two prostitutes.

What has the ocean taught you?

How to wave.

What does your inner voice sound like?

Idk, but it's English and English isn't my native language

What is something you always wanted to brag about?

Nothing because bragging make you look like a self centered fool

What are the career options after studying botany degree? Good universitys or courses for further studying? Also is it possible tovstudy vet or psychology afer having an botany degree?

I’m guessing and have zero actual knowledge here but perhaps have some ideas you can look at: Botany: With global warming ramping up genetic tweaking might be what saves humanity. I’m not a fan of GMO but that is mostly from how we deploy it so irresponsibly. And in the future we may not have any choice in the matter. Arboretums, greenhouses, conservatories, May employ botanists. Xenobotany may be a thing in your lifetime. Veterinary medicine can benefit tremendously from a botanical focus as so many herbs and fungi are effective at healing animals. I have a friend who is a vet and does this now with amazing results on animals other vets pronounced as lost causes and recommended euthanasia for. Psych: We’ll all advanced degrees come from somewhere. You might need to take a few more undergrad classes but not more than. 1-2 semesters worth is my guess. …. …Unless genetic modifications create human-plant hybrids that require counseling (a joke of course, but who can say with absolute certainty it will never come to pass?).

What is a piece of media that is universally regarded as good or even the best or even flawless, that you don't like / think is bad?

Game of Thrones

what is the most dumbest inventions in the world?

Face masks with holes cut in them.

Non-British People, What Comes To Mind When You Think About Britain?

The accent

What is your philosophy?

Live on to have fun. Enjoy your life however you want, as long as that doesn't keep anyone from doing the same. I don't see any purpose in life besides that, but it is a good and important thing. Don't go around doing things you don't enjoy, just try having fun and helping others have fun

What is your favorite kind of wine and why?

I’m a basic bitch. Moscato. Though I am starting to like red a little more

What food did you always think you wouldn't like but actually ended up really enjoying when you finally tried it?

Indian food & African food.& as a very boring American who likes my fried foods,BBQ sauce, and freedom potatoes, God damn I was surprised.

A group of aliens are about to destroy our planet, but their leader suddenly picks you out of the 7 billion ppl and ask you to crack a joke. If they laugh, they will leave us alone. What is the joke that will save humanity?

My go to: what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Sorry, humanity.

What is something you found that you liked and then later you found out it was porn/hentia?

\*snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniff\* ᵃᶦʳ ʷᶦᶜᵏ

What do your YouTube recommended videos say about you?

I like memes…and movie review videos.

What power do you think you will gain if you turn mutant?

I don't know I'll probably have 3 dicks but none functioning

Moments upon entering, which stores cause you the intense and relentless need to poop?

Home depot and lowes. I don't know why but, it happens everytime.

What podcasts are you into lately?

God Awful Movies. 3 atheist review horrible Christian movies every week because if God were real his PR can't be this bad.

What do non-asians eat throughout the day?

Speaking from personal experience, burritos. This is gonna be a really regional question.

People, who do not tie their shoes, what is your reasoning behind this?

i have sandals on

Lets assume you become the richest person one day, what would you do?

End world hunger for a start

Who is going to win the 2021 NBA finals?

The friends we made along the way

What’s the strangest thing you have personally seen (online or offline) but that you also don’t have an issue with morally?

Masturbation roulette: saw it at a party and apparently you masturbate with a large group of people and whoever ejaculates last, they have to clean the place up, including the leftover semen

Decades before we were born, what were we?

Existn't

Non-Humans of Earth, what comes to your mind when you think of our world?

Dhdiwx s8ansosihd eixbsoad

What dumb thing did you do while tired or on autopilot?

I once put orange juice in my cereal.

If you figured out how to travel to alternate universes, what would be your first idea?

Make the alternative timelines fight each over because it would be funny

What's life hack do you use and recommend?

I don’t use life hacks

What's a movie that makes you cringe/ gag just hearing the title?

I am greta

What's the worst gift you've received?

Gift of life.

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

Germs/viruses

What are some things old people do that make you cringe?

Dab. Even when young people do it.

What’s your small superpower?

I can move light objects using only the power of my breath

Will everything eventually go back to normal post pandemic? Why or why not?

God I hope not. Normal sucked. We should all learn from the past year and try to fix our society-like income inequality and lack of affordable healthcare

What video games were so great that they created their own new genre?

While I don't know if it was the first, Grand Theft Auto III definitely popularized the open world action adventure game. Minecraft popularized the crafting/building genre. Both EverQuest and Ultima Online popularized MMORPGs. Wolfenstein 3D started First person shooters

How 2 scam people?

dial 911 and turn yourself in works really well

Free fire, pubg, call of duty, fortnite. Which is better?

Call Of Duty all day everyday.

If there’s 2 people playing chess but one can read minds and the other can see into the future. Who would win??

See into the future. Despite a mind reader knowing next move future boy knows all of them.

You get to go to one anime world but you're not an MC you're just a side character, which would you choose (no hentai)?

Konosuba's world

What is “god” to you?

Non-existant

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

Shitting in the shower and the sink.

What da dog doin?

Good question

What is the prettiest object you’ve ever seen?

The death mask of King Tutankhamen.

Can you name a point in your job where your morals got in the way of you doing things “by the book” ?

Yes. I’m a WC adjuster. I introduced the idea of a settlement to an injured worker who was a very nice man, but not super smart. He talked to someone to get a demand amount, and it was about half of what the claim was worth. I accepted his demand. Then I talked to my boss, explained why the settlement wasn’t at all fair, and got her blessing to increase our offer to an amount that reflected what I though was a fair settlement. Needless to say, the IW had no objection to the extra money, but he was a bit confused when I first proposed increasing the settlement amount.

You are the president of your country for a day. What will you do to make it count?

You can't do shit in a day. Very unrealistic.

How does one know if a link is dangerous?

If he has The Master Sword

How do you organize your loose cables and tech items, other than throwing everything in a box?

Zip ties, and then into a box. I've often thought about hanging them in the furnace room or somewhere that I could quickly see them all, but it doesn't happen often enough to warrant taking up the space. Zip tied I can dump the box, look at the ends and toss them back into the box.

What’s your strangest pet peeve?

People telling me to do the things that I’m going to do

What is your favorite juice, and why?

Orange juice because cum

What's the story behind your cracked phone screen?

Dropped in the bathroom...

What is the most annoying cartoon series ever?

You can hate me for it but for me it's Bob's Burgers.

What is a great game that deserves way more popularity?

Psychonauts! Hopefully the sequel will drum up more interest.

What repeated social media content, like pranks, food videos, etc are you absolutely tired of seeing?

All of it

When you see or hear the words "previously on...", which show comes to mind first?

Dexter.

What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Said?

I occassionally think about something I said years ago. In fact, it just popped into my head, and that's why I decided to pose this question. About 5 years ago I worked in a really small pizza shop. There was just two people working, myself and a girl, who I hadn't worked with much. Anways, we were shooting the shit and she was telling me about her dogs. I had mentioned I had a couple of dogs and she said something like "That's cool. So you like dogs too?" Here's where it gets weird. I replied "I love fucking dogs!" Obviously I meant to say "I fucking love dogs!" (BIG difference), but my ADHD brain spurted it out of order. Making matters even worse, is I didn't even realize I said it wrong at first. She just started laughing and I didn't know what was so funny about loving dogs. She filled me in, and we both had a pretty good laugh. And I remember to this day to be careful how I emphasize statements with the word "fuck" or "fucking".

If there are two pieces of bread on top of each other, is it an empty sandwich or just bread? Why do you feel that way?

It's a poverty sandwich.

Naturally, people from Mars will be called Martians. Should we "Earthlings" come up with a new name or stick with that? And who's our Mascot if not Danny Devito?

Hmm.. Earthlings if fine and obviously Danny divito so he can show it how every single earthling on the planet has a Magnum dong

Weebs, How has anime changed or impacted your life?

I often greet people with “konnichi wa”

What were your strangest, reality-questioning moments?

Has anyone else seen flying jelly fish?