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How often do you drive your car without listening to music?
Never, even short trips I'll at least turn the radio on, but with Bluetooth and voice control its just too easy to play music while driving.
What incredibly strong opinion do you have that is completely unimportant in the grand scheme of things?
Every opinion, because in the end every single thing is insignificant on a cosmic scale.
How did you know when you were ready to have children?
Well once I was in a spot to be able to take care of a kid (finances, wanting one, etc) I started thinking about it. I thought I was ready, we started trying, but it took us over a year, about a year and a half to actually get pregnant. At the time it was killing me.. we were starting to think about fertility treatments. But thank God we had to wait another year before actually throwing a kid in the mix. I wanted that baby so badly... I worked at a daycare and I saw how other mother's would take their kids for granted and I would say (usually mean) things (that I now would take back) to myself about how they were taking care of their kid. Know what though? It makes me double check that her car seat is in properly EVERY time we get in the car. I feed her healthy stuff only except once or twice a month we can get McDonald's or ice cream or it's someone's birthday or something. I don't ignore her when she is asking for my attention. I dont leave her with people I don't know. Not that people who do these things are bad mothers, I'm not mom shaming, we all do the best we can with our own circumstances and what we prioritize to be important. I'm just saying.. make sure you WANT that baby. Make sure that it will KILL you not having that baby. Because no matter what happens, no matter what kind of parent you are, your kid will know if they are wanted. They can tell. Even small children can tell if they are a priority. Want that kid so badly that it will kill you not to have them. And then, and I can't stress this enough, don't have another one unless you want them JUST AS BADLY as the first one. All these people out here having more than one kid because they feel like they have to. You don't. Only bring a kid into this world if they are WANTED.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?
Ability to spit out eggs. No matter the amount.
What's an issue so easily fixed that it shouldn't be an issue yet it is?
My garage is a mess. I know where everything should go, yet I don't do it. Alas, an issue yet to be addressed.
Is cereal... soup? Why or why not?
Serial
what is the shortest yet most powerful comment or sentence you have seen?
I would agree, but the we would both be wrong.
If you could live in a book, TV show, or movie, what would it be?
Im gonna regret saying this but - supernatural
In light of the successful space flights by Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos, what if passenger space flights become more affordable in the near future, how will this affect the airline industry and what new industries could possibly arise from this new era?
It's just a publicity stunt, not feasible or scalable. As a general rule, this type of tech press optimism only exists for bullshit.
What is your current favorite TV show? What was it 5 years ago?
The Wire. The Wire.
How do we stop liberals?
stop baiting, incel
What are your practical money saving tips and hacks?
Do automatic payroll deduction from your paycheck or checking account to a retirement or savings account. You’ll notice the missing money for the first few times but eventually you’ll change your habits to adjust and save at the same time.
How do channels like Discovery, VICE. ext.. get permission to film drug/violent gangs?
...they ask the gang if they can film them and the gang says yes.
What’s your thoughts on copy pasting pay-walled news articles into comments?
Should the news be considered a public utility? It's vital for almost all of us to stay informed on current events, but not all news is important news, quite a bit of it is luxuries like entertainment and sports. I can understand some forms of news being purely entertainment, and for those forms I say copying and pasting the article should be considered theft in the same way torrenting an illegal file is considered theft. It's taking the results of someone elses digital labor and giving it away for free without the consent of the author. For other things though, like political news, crime, disasters, charities, and so forth, they need to be accessible to everybody, for free. Peoples lives hang in the balance potentially. There are many cases where tragedy could have been averted if only public access to information was more readily available.
What's the most awkward encounter you had with a complete stranger?
I saw someone staring at my butt in public. I was a bit flattered, but at the same time, I was very confused and unsure what to do.
What is something that you started as a joke turn serious pretty quickly ?
Circle jerk
What do you think is the most valuable resource?
Drinking Water
What are the best movie scenes?
The last scene of the usual suspects is top notch
What women issues do you think men are unaware of and vice versa ?
I have no pockets in my pants! I demand a change, I want pockets
What line from a song has had the biggest impact on you?
There's a lot of lines I like but here are some! "Astronomy in reverse, it was me who was discovered." "How rare and beautiful it truly is to even exist." "Gray is not the compromise, it's the bridge between two sides, I would even argue that it is the color that most represents God's eyes." All from Sleeping at Last!
What is your very first memory?
me trying to solve an incredibly difficult puzzle in kindergarten. It had like 8 pieces
What mode of transportation have you never tried?
Never been in a submarine
2020 was an awful year. 2021 so far hasn't been any better. If things keep going this way, what awful things do you think will happen in 2022?
I've had a tremendous two years.
What assumption have you made that ended up being completely incorrect?
I used to hate garfeild, now I like him (I'm still not that big of a fan tho)
What's the longest you've gone without showering?
A week. Depression is a bitch
What is the most embarrising thing that has happened to you ever ?
Embarrassing
What would a "store brand" car be like?
Geo metro
What online service are you heavily waiting for (in the future)?
"Delete me from the internet" Including the deep web.
If you could give one piece of advice to the whole world, what would it be?
What you choose to believe will not effect the truth!
What negative experience have you had at work that ended up motivating you rather than demoralising you?
Oh I wish I had an answer to this one
What are the things that you can't live without?
Wi-Fi
People who don't believe in God existence, what's your prove?
That's the point.
What are things that you must do before you die?
Exist
What fictional place would you most like to go to?
Rivendell
At what age would you consider someone to be old?
When they’re older than me.
What old school skill set do you have?
I know the ins-and-outs of "proper" dining etiquette. Which fork goes where, wine and coffee rules, etc.
What is your porn name/ First name is the first word of your Username and the last name is the last thing you ate?
Moo Noodles
How would you spend $1,000 to give the most happiness to the most number of people possible?
I'd rent an ice cream van and give people free ice cream. Estimated people made happy: 500-800
One person to represent humanity, who is it?
Keanu Reeves
What story does your family always tell about you?
I'd rather not know.
What do you see happening in your future?
People will flirt and date less. Artificial sexual partners will take over.
What are the "hard topics" to talk about with your partner before marriage?
Kids. If you aren't on the same page about whether or not you want kids, marriage is an idiotic idea.
What was the most crazy place you had sex?
My imagination
People who have been sexually abused by a person, who by, when,how and sorry?
Why would you ask this? What’s wrong with you?
what do you think would happen if PPs are sentient beings?
When it’s all grown up, it would pop itself off and float away to find a mate when it’s ready. All I have to do is sit and do nothing.
What super power from a show or comic book do you feel has been very underrated?
Obito from Naruto. He just can’t die at all. If you haven’t seen it. Basically he can make his body intangible by putting all of his body or parts in another dimension.
What are some tips to keep yourself safe in the world of online dating?
Use a texting app not your real number when you give out your pone number to text
How will our lives change with future droughts and water shortages over the coming decades?
Still we are in a problem of thirst all around indian subcontinents. I dont think we would actually survive and live a life because 1. water will be sold at expensive rates. 2. People riot at water production places. 3. Next onwards Every vegan person depend on meat and vegans decrease in number. 4. Crops will die and no way of plants to grow. 5. If it was with COVID-19 involved then end of human life will be close.
What's the weirdest dream you had?
I dreamt I was pissing on a tree. When I woke up, the sheets were all wet.
Those who have followed all the advice to "never give up" and "work harder" only to be continually bombarded with hopelessness and situations outside of your control. How do you actually escape the pain?
You kinda get used to it.
What is the most mind blowing fact you know about outer space?
[There may be more Earth-like planets than grains of sand on all our beaches](https://www.cnet.com/news/the-milky-way-is-flush-with-habitable-planets-study-says/) not exactly a fact but still interesting
What expectations do you have of your dentist?
If he doesn't call me 'chief' or 'sport' it was a wasted trip
What's your favorite comfort food?
My wife’s vagina
What are some rookie mistakes for new parents?
How to use condoms
What is your most irrational pet peeve?
Assholes like you who think it's perfectly acceptable to talk shit about someone's manicure. I'd like to see you do better, dickweed.
What does your body odour typically smells like?
Musk, leather & vanilla
What is the reason you’re still here today?
I live for the people I care about! I want to see them being happy, and I really want to help make them feel happier too.
What was the last thing that truly disappointed you?
Myself.
What is the strangest way you met one of your friends?
friends?
What's the craziest thing you've done half asleep or as your waking up from a dream?
When I was younger I was having a dream that was basically my life. At night I was going to play on the family computer, and so I opened the blinds the the porch outside since my mom was out there so I could knock and she can come let me on her profile (since I didn’t have my own). When I opened the blinds, my dad was a bear. Not scary, just a sillohette of a bear. My mom was sitting out there not caring, but my dad wasn’t. He was a bear. The dream wasn’t scary, just the thought of losing my dad was. Anyway, I woke up with a high pitched girl scream, and just sat in bed thinking “I hope I didn’t wake them up” not even thinking about the dream anymore. Anyways, my mom and dad came into me and my sisters room (we shared a room at this time, separate beds of course) and started checkinn on her and going “are you ok?” “What’s wrong” and my sister didn’t even know what happened. The next day I told my mom about it and we laughed together.
What will you do if a gay couple is sitting beside your table when you are on a date?
Mind my fucking business.
If there was one thing you could remove off the planet forever, what would that thing be?
People who discriminate against others
What is something you feel is unacceptable that is still being done today?
Genital mutilation, male and female
If you could make suggestions for real life, what would they be?
Everyone should learn some epistemology. It would assist in reversing the degradation of epistemic norms that drive conspiracy theories and the effectiveness of misinformation. Also, the whole 'post-modern' conception of the relativity or absence of truth should be seen for the pernicious and harmful nonsense that it is.
What is something you find difficult that most people find easy?
Whistle
What is your worst experience getting bullied? When did you stop getting bullied?
I think the worst moment was in 10th grade. We had to do group work in Philosophy and of course I got into a group with three boys who could not stand me. Well the teacher left to make some copies and they told me to jump out of the window. They opened one, pushed me towards it and almost got me to jump out (it was the second story in an old building and underneath was concrete) when I pushed them away and ran off. Apparently they got a lot of trouble for that from some of my other classmates but I never managed to go back to that school. I changed school and succeeded with that fresh start
What have you changed your mind about in the last year or so?
Society is really fragile. A couple large events happen at the same time can bring the whole system down. I guess I used to think things were more stable and fool proof.
If you had an extra hour a day that had to be allocated to one specific purpose, how would you use it?
Extra hour of sleep
What song was made better by a remix ?
Baby Shark
What do you think is the most complex aspect about yourself?
My social life... it's fucked at this point I always try to avoid people knowing other people in my life 'cuz lets say some friends would hate aspects about me that I don't show to other friends, so my friends are categorized on what I like... Some friends I like the music taste, other like their sports taste, and other I like their gaming taste there is no one that can do everything to me, that's why it's very complex and some friends would be surprised that I get along with other people... they would go like... "Oh how are you friends with that guy he is your opposite" but they don't know that they are the same as him.
What one thing would significantly make your life better?
One billion dollars.
What do you consider to be the smartest thing you've ever done in your life so far?
Installing Gentoo Linux correctly the first time around... ^by ^following ^the ^instructions... ^^in ^^a ^^virtual ^^machine..
What is love for you?
baby don't hurt me
What law have you broken the most in your life?
Sneaking into the bar underage
Non-humans of Earth, what do you think of when you think of Earth?
Mars bars are better than Earth bars.
What little thing instantly tells you that a person is good?
Nothing. I learned that you never know a person fully. There's always something they hiding.
What is the biggest lesson that life has taught you?
Do not... i repeat do not fuck with beehives
What's way more dangerous than most people think?
Boomers on FB
You have been invited to visit, everyone should bring something that begins with the first letter of his name, what will you bring?
Mad Max shoulder pats
What do you think about rhcp?
Can’t stop, addicted to the shindig.
What was a thing you were excited to do but would not recommend to anyone after trying it?
Becoming an adult
What is the common nature recipe you wish never exist ?
What is a "nature recipe"?
Which country has the closest resemblance to GTAV?
In terms of physical resemblance, USA In terms of what country has the most similar law enforcement and driving behaviour, probably Somalia
Non-native speakers of English, what is it that was or is most difficult to learn about English?
Adjectives being passive. there isnt that concept in Japanese. Everything else became pretty intuitive even when really different
What is a story you couldn’t believe but turned out to be true?
An American airman fell 22000 feet through the Saint Nazaire train station glass roof and survived https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Magee
What is your body count?
Does anal count?
What do you do if you feel down?
sob in the corner of the shower with the lights off
You are in an impossible situation and need to MacGyver a solution. What do you do?
MAcGyver it
If Pro wrestling isn’t real why is the amount of times a person holds a championship a flex?
Its still real to me dammit
How much did Jeff Bezos in all pay to go to space?
Out of his pocket, probably zero.
People who are happy with their life? What's your advice to be happy in life?
I’m just here to take notes.
People who are happy with their life? What's your advice to be happy in life?
Do what you love professionally and personally.
You are in the world of the last thing of media you indulged in and you can bring only one thing, what is the world and what are you bringing?
Harry Potter universe because the last thing I was doing before coming here was reading a Harry Potter fanfic so I’d take Shanasotryteller with me cos I think it would be hilarious to see her call all the adults out their behaviour to their faces
What are ur reason why ur still living?
My heart is still pumping blood and my brain is functioning properly.
What would you do to get your favorite food ?
I learned to make it myself
About to get onto a plane. What are some airplane horror stories/ heartwarming stories you have?
The Norwegian fire fighters had introduced a giant Teddy bear to encourage fire prevention learning amongst kids, and to help sooth children affected by housefires and the likes. When spreading the full sized mascots across the country they did so by having 16 of these bears running around one of the biggest airports in Norway just being children (actually firefighters in costume). They said hello to children and families etc.even flew across the country here and there in costume being greeted by firefighters jumping from joy and screaming from pure bliss when they landed
What if the fuel burned by Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson's space flights affected the climate enough to cause flash floods in Europe and intense wildfires in the USA, how would you disprove this conspiracy theory?
They use hydrogen fuel When burnt this causes WATER to be formed
What is the worst NSFW experience you’ve had?
Went to an adult video arcade, and it was exactly like the stereotypical description of one. It felt at first like i just walked into a psychological thriller movie set. The owner acted very robotic and spacey, The lower floor that wasn't displaying sextoys was trashed and for some reason there was a random guy on a matress in the upstairs area petting a dog (clothed btw). The booths were upstairs and they were very dark and freaked me out a bit. Worst part of all is that there were no occupants atm in the day i went that were even close to my age. Most of them were horny old men openly looking for a hole to screw and since they're weren't any women aside from the ones on the monitors they saw me as the next best thing since I had to be the only one in there not pushing pasted mid 40. A few openly solicited me for sex just seconds of walking in that area. One really wanted to see my ass to the point he was groping me without my consent. One had me follow him in a booth and i declined to do anything after that because not only did he have a small dick but the booth smelled like the someone pissed outside a bar on a hot day. The worst part there is that before i could leave the door started to rattle like crazy. Someone literally was trying to barge in. There's very little glamour in those places Id rather find a guy in a back alley by comparison.
What's the best thing you've got going on in your life at the moment?
nothing
What's something usually non-sexual to others that turns you on?
Women making a ponytail or messy bun, it’s just kinda hot haha