Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Any suggestions for websites on learning how to code for free please ?	Youtube
What’s a neat hobby that is inexpensive?	Reading. The library is free!
Bernie Sanders lives in a significantly bigger house and has more possessions than Elon Musk, how do you interpret that information?	This is only a recent developement, Musk Previously owned six mansions across the US but sold them off as some sort of publicity stunt, he still owns one of them
What tips/ tricks do you have for spying on your S/O w/o them knowing?	I don't do that stuff. If you cannot trust your partner, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place bro.
What's a story you have that would make someone ask "How the hell are you still alive?"?	I once parasailed over what I was told later was a big shark. It could be the young Mexicans were having sport with me, still..
What is the worst time for a fire alarm to go off?	After the fire has been extinguished
What product will you only buy the name brand version of?	Cheezits
What is your favourite gibberish phrase/word?	Discombobulated
What are some basic cooking utensils and seasonings that every adult living on their own should have?	A good chef knife (or sentoku) is a mist. Any other knife like bread knife or paring knife can be cheap, but a chef knife should be good quality and sharp. Some tongs, silicone (or is it silicon, the one good for cooking) spatula, and a wok or cast iron pan are great too. For seasonings it depends on your taste, but salt and black pepper are fundamental must haves in all cookiglngs. Other than those I like to have paprika, chilli flakes, ginger/garlic powder (I prefer paste), garam masla and cinnamon.
What's the best movie soundtrack of all time?	Pirates of the Caribbean.
What would have happened if the January 6th riot was successful and the government was overthrown?	Okay, so lets assume for a minute they would have stormed the capitol:Now they are sitting in this building, MAYBE with some hostages, MAYBE. Without proper supplies, in a building they don't know. They wouldn't be able to hold the position for 3 days.
What's your highest moral belief above all else?	Be kind - we're here to lift each other up.
What life lessons you have learned in a hard way?	Don't stick your dick in the ceiling fan
What motivates you? Why do you do the things you do ?	The idea that it can help someone else
What long dead meme never fails to make you laugh?	Do u know da wae
What is your favorite piece of media that you feel like the only person who has ever consumed it?	I am a huge fan of Sleeping at Last music, but I rarely meet people who are fans of his music too! I definitely hope to meet other fans soon.
What's the cringiest thing you did that hunts you day and night?	I once was on vacation with a group of friends and my significant other years ago. We were on a boat and I was driving all day, so I picked the music. It was dubstep, 12 hours of nonstop dubstep. When asked to change it I said "I can't listen to slow music" and proceeded to turn it up. What a douchebag I was
What is a cool phrase to have on your engagement chocolate that will be given out?	Engagement chocolate?
What's the most WRONG thing you have read on Wikipedia?	My buddy's page says he's best friends with a celebrity he's only worked with a handful of times a decade ago.
If you had endless money and resources, what hobby would you have?	Gardening
How do you get over everyone leaving?	By meeting new people, or by also going to where everyone else is going.
What is your favorite story trope or cliche?	Everyone have snarky one-liners. Never gets old, most notably used in action-comedies. The big bad and even the dragon will get in on it some times.
What is the biggest threat to western civilization?	\insert Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme\
What is your favourite thing about the country you live in?	US, it's gotta be the National and State parks. There are basically a lifetime's worth of amazing affordable vacations available to anyone. We went to the Smokey Mountains for a full week and spent less money than we do at home just existing.
What is the most shocking thing that you discovered about a different gender?	Female restrooms are usually absolutely filthy
What happened to the Australian guy who had the YouTube channel Primative Technology? Do you miss his content?	He stopped making videos a year or so ago. He did a final video where he thanked everyone for watching over the years, but I dont think he ever gave a reason. I know there were some issues with people stealing his content and making serious buckage off of it. Not sure if that had anything to do with it. Yeah, his vids were cool.
What’s a good name for a mid sized dog?	Sedan
People who stay in the right lane and don't allow others to merge, what's the advantage you gain?	I don't do this but I think a advantage would be the avoidance of traffic and merging bull shit.
What’s an event in your life, good or bad, which drastically changed its course?	The coronavirus . I started working out, lost 20kilos, got self confidence, met new succesfull friends, i became succesful with girls.
(NSFW) what was your worst experience in bed?	How does a man describe the worst blowjob he's ever gotten? Awesome
Fuck zodiac signs who's your favorite pokemon?	The Zodiac Killer.
What’s another kinder way of saying “go fuck yourself”?	Bless your heart
What is the most disturbing internet rabbit hole one could find?	I find "Cicada 3301" interesting. Was it nothing? Was it trolls? Was it a recruitment tool and for what?
What second place you got that makes you angry to this day?	I didn't get second place, I earned first place but was DQed from a FBLA event back in high school because I had a mohawk so it didn't meet the dress code requirements
Aliens invade Earth, and you have to show them one piece of media that encapsulates everything they need to know about Earth. What would you show them?	Wikipedia
What's your grandfather/grandmother dark secret?	My grandmother was actually left-handed (she was Catholic, so it was a big thing). We didn’t know until her autopsy and they saw it in her bones that her muscle structure and bone structure suggested she was naturally left-handed. She took it to her grave.
Dear Flat-Earthers, even though we’re in 2021 what makes you believe that Earth is still flat?	"still flat" implies that it used to be...
People with PhDs in a niche field, what have you spent your WHOLE LIFE studying and are tired of the media misunderstanding or misrepresenting?	We dont electronic-trade in "milliseconds". We do it in nanoseconds. Big difference.
What is a rare phobia that you have that others don't take seriously?	Let’s hear it for emetophobia! A phobia so weird, autocorrect doesn’t know what it is! (Fear of vomit)
What's your favourite example of "fine, I'll do it myself" in your life or history?	Back when I lived with my mother and her husband, I was getting tired of dealing with the back gate always falling off the hinges and dragging through the mud. I complained about it over and over again, but the guy refused to do anything. I decided to say "fuck it," and spent $150 at Home Depot to fix the thing. I ended up fixing the rest of the fence as well, just as an added "fuck you." ... Though, unfortunately, I just added to the property value, which helped him more than it did me.
What ruined your Orgasm like never before ?	My mom walking in
What is the best cold cut of meat?	Prosciutto
What is your coldest take?	Anti-vaxxers should be quarantined for life. The only way out for them is to get vaccinated.
What does Joe Biden say when he looks into his mirror in the morning?	Who are you? And why are you in my kitchen?
What if we just launch ALL of the billionaires into space?	We’ll just have a new batch tomorrow
What's a modern mobile game that actually lives up to its ads?	Crickets
What topic gets you so irrationally heated, somebody has to change the subject when it comes up because you’ll always go on a rant?	Anti-vaxxers. Some of the most selfish, uneducated and stupid people on the planet.
What is your current opinion about YouTube?	It became shit
What is the darkest, most illegal thing a friend has asked you to do?	Go with him to kill someone who molested his sister. I was down, but he ended up not going through with it.
[Serious] People who have died but were brought back to life, what did you see?	Ever fell asleep without actually remembering when, just that you layed down and closed your eyes for a second, but it was dreamless and felt like a 5 minute nap, but then you open your eyes and the sun is up? It's like that.
What is your greatest achievement?	Making it to 25
In blackjack, dealer is showing a 7 and you got a 16, what do you do?	You should hit with a hand from 12 to 16, when the dealer is showing a 7. Basically if you stand the dealer has more chance of winning as opposed to busting with a 7 against your 16. Your chance of busting is 62% with a hand totaling 16, whereas the dealer has 74.01% of a chance not to bust when they’re showing a 7, making it worth hitting.
What’s the best day to have ice cream?	Sundae
What was your best "I want to throw this child" moment?	There was one time i saw this child
Why are you so stupid?	I dont know. I just signed the marriage certificate.
What is a good way to quit ones job and teach their cruel manager a lesson ?	Work hard, be his manager and be cruel to him. Success is the best revenge !
what's your "anyways we had sex" story?	So my hand and I were on the internet the other day….
You decide to go skinny dipping at the local lake, it's just you you start swimming and you're in the lake for about an hour you get out of the lake and you realize your clothes are gone and you had your car keys in your pocket. What do you do?	I’d be stumped. I don’t have a car...where did those keys come from???
People who work in the film industry: what's a movie or scene that is so good you stop analyzing it for technical things?	The dance scene in Spider-man 3.
What doesn't taste better when you add cheese?	Shit
What book or movie did you read/watch that was so bad it was hard to finish?	Atlas Shrugged.
What is a brand name that is used to describe all similar items (like, Kleenex, Xerox, Jacuzzi, Taylor Ham, Q-Tip) that people might not be aware of?	Velcro is the brand name of the hook and loop fastener.
What are the best political youtube channels?	Brian Tyler Cohen The Young Turks The Damage Report David Pakman John Oliver
What is the most annoying thing people do that you see occur a lot?	Posting country questions, it's occuring a lot rn and is annoying
When are all white kitchens going out of style?	When someone decides having anything "all white" is low key racist and cancels it.
Who is your ray of sunshine?	My toddler. He drives me crazy but all he needs to do is smile and everything is better.
How did you help someone out today?	I with my dad were coming home from work and spotted a man by the roadside sitting. We stopped and he told us hes from a neighbouring country. He told us he had been walking for a few hours bc he had no battery in his phone and cluldnt get a ride. We let him charge his phone so he could call a ride and gave him a little water.
What is a movie(s) that everyone should see at least once in their life?	Shrek 2
What is the best way to start a holy war?	Move a ladder in Jerusalem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status\_Quo\_(Jerusalem\_and\_Bethlehem)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_Quo_(Jerusalem_and_Bethlehem))
If aliens came into your house right now and said you can ask 2 questions and then decide if you would like to come with us, what would you ask and would you go?	Two questions? Any two? Aw fuck.
What things that are acceptable today won't be in the future?	Driving cars with internal combustion engines (ICE). Although I'm a petrolhead and a car guy since I'm a child and love the sound of a rumbling engine, the time will come when this is no longer accepted by the general public. Maybe in a few decades it will feel really strange burning gas and polluting the air to move a vehicle. ICE cars with their mechanical complexity might become status symbols/collectibles like mechanical watches at some point.
If you won a tournament , and they gave you a title , what would you like that title to be ?	King turd of shit mountain.
What's your "overly drunk person at a party" story?	So i was traveling with a buddy of mine accross europe by train cuz we won some tickets (shoutout interrail) on our way from paris to prague we met someone our age (18-22) who explained very drunkenly how he worked a shit job in another cluntry to support his cheating girlfriend and family. He only got 2 hours a day to spend with them. That shit was the saddest thing ever.
What are some free/paid online courses (from udemy, coursera, etc.) you have taken that you don't regret?	The complete JavaScript course by Jonas Schmedtmann.
What screams "I am secretly kinky" ?	holding hands before marriage
What did you do today?	i'm at work
Who is your favourite musical artist and why??	Beethoven. His music is indescribably powerful and brilliant. It blows my mind that a human could be capable of producing so many great works. The first time I listened to his Hammerklavier sonata, I was left speechless.
What song have you only now come to realize has disturbing, violent, or scary lyrics?	polish cow &#x200B; &#x200B; I'm half polish
Why did you miss that opportunity?	Laziness and apathy
What was the nicest thing a stranger has done for you?	he let me out of his van afterwards
What is your dirtiest laundry?	My socks
What was your best "no shit Sherlock" moment?	In an older fifa there is this voiceline saying "well if the keeper hadn't been there that would have gone in" i got so mad everytime i heard it. Thats the absolute worst commentary ever. Of fucking course it would go in if the guy who stopped it wasnt there
What is your "coping mechanism"?	Sleep
(For Citizens of the US) Why did you vote for Biden? Why have you done this to your country?	Honestly, I voted for him because the alternative was another 4 years of the guy whose idea of a pandemic response was to insist it's no big deal. I did this to my country because I love my country and want it to survive.
What would you doooo for a Klondike bar?	What’s a Klondike bar?
What are you a natural at?	Being awkward
How rough is your towns “Bad Neighbourhood”? What’s the worst thing that happened?	Not whatsoever. Maybe some loud teens or illegal parking.
What is something that you know isn't going to happen but are scared of it happening anyway?	An actual Jurassic Park. Would go full Rambo if ever created and nuke the entire site from orbit.
What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?	Bowled a perfect game of Wii Bowling back in the day.
What do you hate about your co-workers?	Their existence, for real
Is serial... soup? Why or why not?	I had a conversation with someone in a YouTube comments thread about this. The basic conclusion was that cereal itself can't be considered a soup. Only when it is combined with milk can it be considered a soup, just like how you can't call chicken a soup but when combined with broth noddles and vegetables, you get a soup.
People who work in casinos, what's the most depressing thing you have witnessed?	Craigslist killer, people becoming violent after losing too much money, a woman who a couple million and brushed it off as a “bad day” made me super depressed.
Knock knock, who's there?	The police. You are under arrest for the possession of 1200g of Crack Cocaine and 72gb of Child Pornography.
It's 2008. You just got a new iPod Touch for Christmas. What songs are you uploading on to it?	Kiss kiss by Chris brown 😂😂 grade 6-7
What's the best piece of advice you ever received?	You don't owe your employer loyalty.
What's the point of being a teacher if you're going be naive about the real world applications from the teachings?	... What?
What's something you add (or do differently) to instant ramen to make it taste 1000x better?	green onion, egg, peanut butter, diced veggies, sriracha
Before being born, what is our existence?	We're nutrition in the soil
What was your or someone's else biggest fail while cooking?	I knew a girl who was boiling spaghetti and managed to end up burning it
What's your favorite book?	The Perks of Being a Wallflower! I absolutely love this book, and it's actually very personal to me because I have a similar past as the main character in the story.

Any suggestions for websites on learning how to code for free please ?

Youtube

What’s a neat hobby that is inexpensive?

Reading. The library is free!

Bernie Sanders lives in a significantly bigger house and has more possessions than Elon Musk, how do you interpret that information?

This is only a recent developement, Musk Previously owned six mansions across the US but sold them off as some sort of publicity stunt, he still owns one of them

What tips/ tricks do you have for spying on your S/O w/o them knowing?

I don't do that stuff. If you cannot trust your partner, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place bro.

What's a story you have that would make someone ask "How the hell are you still alive?"?

I once parasailed over what I was told later was a big shark. It could be the young Mexicans were having sport with me, still..

What is the worst time for a fire alarm to go off?

After the fire has been extinguished

What product will you only buy the name brand version of?

Cheezits

What is your favourite gibberish phrase/word?

Discombobulated

What are some basic cooking utensils and seasonings that every adult living on their own should have?

A good chef knife (or sentoku) is a mist. Any other knife like bread knife or paring knife can be cheap, but a chef knife should be good quality and sharp. Some tongs, silicone (or is it silicon, the one good for cooking) spatula, and a wok or cast iron pan are great too. For seasonings it depends on your taste, but salt and black pepper are fundamental must haves in all cookiglngs. Other than those I like to have paprika, chilli flakes, ginger/garlic powder (I prefer paste), garam masla and cinnamon.

What's the best movie soundtrack of all time?

Pirates of the Caribbean.

What would have happened if the January 6th riot was successful and the government was overthrown?

Okay, so lets assume for a minute they would have stormed the capitol:Now they are sitting in this building, MAYBE with some hostages, MAYBE. Without proper supplies, in a building they don't know. They wouldn't be able to hold the position for 3 days.

What's your highest moral belief above all else?

Be kind - we're here to lift each other up.

What life lessons you have learned in a hard way?

Don't stick your dick in the ceiling fan

What motivates you? Why do you do the things you do ?

The idea that it can help someone else

What long dead meme never fails to make you laugh?

Do u know da wae

What is your favorite piece of media that you feel like the only person who has ever consumed it?

I am a huge fan of Sleeping at Last music, but I rarely meet people who are fans of his music too! I definitely hope to meet other fans soon.

What's the cringiest thing you did that hunts you day and night?

I once was on vacation with a group of friends and my significant other years ago. We were on a boat and I was driving all day, so I picked the music. It was dubstep, 12 hours of nonstop dubstep. When asked to change it I said "I can't listen to slow music" and proceeded to turn it up. What a douchebag I was

What is a cool phrase to have on your engagement chocolate that will be given out?

Engagement chocolate?

What's the most WRONG thing you have read on Wikipedia?

My buddy's page says he's best friends with a celebrity he's only worked with a handful of times a decade ago.

If you had endless money and resources, what hobby would you have?

Gardening

How do you get over everyone leaving?

By meeting new people, or by also going to where everyone else is going.

What is your favorite story trope or cliche?

Everyone have snarky one-liners. Never gets old, most notably used in action-comedies. The big bad and even the dragon will get in on it some times.

What is the biggest threat to western civilization?

\*insert Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme\*

What is your favourite thing about the country you live in?

US, it's gotta be the National and State parks. There are basically a lifetime's worth of amazing affordable vacations available to anyone. We went to the Smokey Mountains for a full week and spent less money than we do at home just existing.

What is the most shocking thing that you discovered about a different gender?

Female restrooms are usually absolutely filthy

What happened to the Australian guy who had the YouTube channel Primative Technology? Do you miss his content?

He stopped making videos a year or so ago. He did a final video where he thanked everyone for watching over the years, but I dont think he ever gave a reason. I know there were some issues with people stealing his content and making serious buckage off of it. Not sure if that had anything to do with it. Yeah, his vids were cool.

What’s a good name for a mid sized dog?

Sedan

People who stay in the right lane and don't allow others to merge, what's the advantage you gain?

I don't do this but I think a advantage would be the avoidance of traffic and merging bull shit.

What’s an event in your life, good or bad, which drastically changed its course?

The coronavirus . I started working out, lost 20kilos, got self confidence, met new succesfull friends, i became succesful with girls.

(NSFW) what was your worst experience in bed?

How does a man describe the worst blowjob he's ever gotten? Awesome

Fuck zodiac signs who's your favorite pokemon?

The Zodiac Killer.

What’s another kinder way of saying “go fuck yourself”?

Bless your heart

What is the most disturbing internet rabbit hole one could find?

I find "Cicada 3301" interesting. Was it nothing? Was it trolls? Was it a recruitment tool and for what?

What second place you got that makes you angry to this day?

I didn't get second place, I earned first place but was DQed from a FBLA event back in high school because I had a mohawk so it didn't meet the dress code requirements

Aliens invade Earth, and you have to show them one piece of media that encapsulates everything they need to know about Earth. What would you show them?

Wikipedia

What's your grandfather/grandmother dark secret?

My grandmother was actually left-handed (she was Catholic, so it was a big thing). We didn’t know until her autopsy and they saw it in her bones that her muscle structure and bone structure suggested she was naturally left-handed. She took it to her grave.

Dear Flat-Earthers, even though we’re in 2021 what makes you believe that Earth is still flat?

"still flat" implies that it used to be...

People with PhDs in a niche field, what have you spent your WHOLE LIFE studying and are tired of the media misunderstanding or misrepresenting?

We dont electronic-trade in "milliseconds". We do it in nanoseconds. Big difference.

What is a rare phobia that you have that others don't take seriously?

Let’s hear it for emetophobia! A phobia so weird, autocorrect doesn’t know what it is! (Fear of vomit)

What's your favourite example of "fine, I'll do it myself" in your life or history?

Back when I lived with my mother and her husband, I was getting tired of dealing with the back gate always falling off the hinges and dragging through the mud. I complained about it over and over again, but the guy refused to do anything. I decided to say "fuck it," and spent $150 at Home Depot to fix the thing. I ended up fixing the rest of the fence as well, just as an added "fuck you." ... Though, unfortunately, I just added to the property value, which helped him more than it did me.

What ruined your Orgasm like never before ?

My mom walking in

What is the best cold cut of meat?

Prosciutto

What is your coldest take?

Anti-vaxxers should be quarantined for life. The only way out for them is to get vaccinated.

What does Joe Biden say when he looks into his mirror in the morning?

Who are you? And why are you in my kitchen?

What if we just launch ALL of the billionaires into space?

We’ll just have a new batch tomorrow

What's a modern mobile game that actually lives up to its ads?

*Crickets*

What topic gets you so irrationally heated, somebody has to change the subject when it comes up because you’ll always go on a rant?

Anti-vaxxers. Some of the most selfish, uneducated and stupid people on the planet.

What is your current opinion about YouTube?

It became shit

What is the darkest, most illegal thing a friend has asked you to do?

Go with him to kill someone who molested his sister. I was down, but he ended up not going through with it.

[Serious] People who have died but were brought back to life, what did you see?

Ever fell asleep without actually remembering when, just that you layed down and closed your eyes for a second, but it was dreamless and felt like a 5 minute nap, but then you open your eyes and the sun is up? It's like that.

What is your greatest achievement?

Making it to 25

In blackjack, dealer is showing a 7 and you got a 16, what do you do?

You should hit with a hand from 12 to 16, when the dealer is showing a 7. Basically if you stand the dealer has more chance of winning as opposed to busting with a 7 against your 16. Your chance of busting is 62% with a hand totaling 16, whereas the dealer has 74.01% of a chance **not** to bust when they’re showing a 7, making it worth hitting.

What’s the best day to have ice cream?

Sundae

What was your best "I want to throw this child" moment?

There was one time i saw this child

Why are you so stupid?

I dont know. I just signed the marriage certificate.

What is a good way to quit ones job and teach their cruel manager a lesson ?

Work hard, be his manager and be cruel to him. Success is the best revenge !

what's your "anyways we had sex" story?

So my hand and I were on the internet the other day….

You decide to go skinny dipping at the local lake, it's just you you start swimming and you're in the lake for about an hour you get out of the lake and you realize your clothes are gone and you had your car keys in your pocket. What do you do?

I’d be stumped. I don’t have a car...where did those keys come from???

People who work in the film industry: what's a movie or scene that is so good you stop analyzing it for technical things?

The dance scene in Spider-man 3.

What doesn't taste better when you add cheese?

Shit

What book or movie did you read/watch that was so bad it was hard to finish?

Atlas Shrugged.

What is a brand name that is used to describe all similar items (like, Kleenex, Xerox, Jacuzzi, Taylor Ham, Q-Tip) that people might not be aware of?

Velcro is the brand name of the hook and loop fastener.

What are the best political youtube channels?

Brian Tyler Cohen The Young Turks The Damage Report David Pakman John Oliver

What is the most annoying thing people do that you see occur a lot?

Posting country questions, it's occuring a lot rn and is annoying

When are all white kitchens going out of style?

When someone decides having anything "all white" is low key racist and cancels it.

Who is your ray of sunshine?

My toddler. He drives me crazy but all he needs to do is smile and everything is better.

How did you help someone out today?

I with my dad were coming home from work and spotted a man by the roadside sitting. We stopped and he told us hes from a neighbouring country. He told us he had been walking for a few hours bc he had no battery in his phone and cluldnt get a ride. We let him charge his phone so he could call a ride and gave him a little water.

What is a movie(s) that everyone should see at least once in their life?

Shrek 2

What is the best way to start a holy war?

Move a ladder in Jerusalem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status\_Quo\_(Jerusalem\_and\_Bethlehem)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_Quo_(Jerusalem_and_Bethlehem))

If aliens came into your house right now and said you can ask 2 questions and then decide if you would like to come with us, what would you ask and would you go?

Two questions? Any two? Aw fuck.

What things that are acceptable today won't be in the future?

Driving cars with internal combustion engines (ICE). Although I'm a petrolhead and a car guy since I'm a child and love the sound of a rumbling engine, the time will come when this is no longer accepted by the general public. Maybe in a few decades it will feel really strange burning gas and polluting the air to move a vehicle. ICE cars with their mechanical complexity might become status symbols/collectibles like mechanical watches at some point.

If you won a tournament , and they gave you a title , what would you like that title to be ?

King turd of shit mountain.

What's your "overly drunk person at a party" story?

So i was traveling with a buddy of mine accross europe by train cuz we won some tickets (shoutout interrail) on our way from paris to prague we met someone our age (18-22) who explained very drunkenly how he worked a shit job in another cluntry to support his cheating girlfriend and family. He only got 2 hours a day to spend with them. That shit was the saddest thing ever.

What are some free/paid online courses (from udemy, coursera, etc.) you have taken that you don't regret?

The complete JavaScript course by Jonas Schmedtmann.

What screams "I am secretly kinky" ?

holding hands before marriage

What did you do today?

i'm at work

Who is your favourite musical artist and why??

Beethoven. His music is indescribably powerful and brilliant. It blows my mind that a human could be capable of producing so many great works. The first time I listened to his Hammerklavier sonata, I was left speechless.

What song have you only now come to realize has disturbing, violent, or scary lyrics?

polish cow &#x200B; &#x200B; I'm half polish

Why did you miss that opportunity?

Laziness and apathy

What was the nicest thing a stranger has done for you?

he let me out of his van afterwards

What is your dirtiest laundry?

My socks

What was your best "no shit Sherlock" moment?

In an older fifa there is this voiceline saying "well if the keeper hadn't been there that would have gone in" i got so mad everytime i heard it. Thats the absolute worst commentary ever. Of fucking course it would go in if the guy who stopped it wasnt there

What is your "coping mechanism"?

Sleep

(For Citizens of the US) Why did you vote for Biden? Why have you done this to your country?

Honestly, I voted for him because the alternative was another 4 years of the guy whose idea of a pandemic response was to insist it's no big deal. I did this to my country because I love my country and want it to survive.

What would you doooo for a Klondike bar?

What’s a Klondike bar?

What are you a natural at?

Being awkward

How rough is your towns “Bad Neighbourhood”? What’s the worst thing that happened?

Not whatsoever. Maybe some loud teens or illegal parking.

What is something that you know isn't going to happen but are scared of it happening anyway?

An actual Jurassic Park. Would go full Rambo if ever created and nuke the entire site from orbit.

What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?

Bowled a perfect game of Wii Bowling back in the day.

What do you hate about your co-workers?

Their existence, for real

Is serial... soup? Why or why not?

I had a conversation with someone in a YouTube comments thread about this. The basic conclusion was that cereal itself can't be considered a soup. Only when it is combined with milk can it be considered a soup, just like how you can't call chicken a soup but when combined with broth noddles and vegetables, you get a soup.

People who work in casinos, what's the most depressing thing you have witnessed?

Craigslist killer, people becoming violent after losing too much money, a woman who a couple million and brushed it off as a “bad day” made me super depressed.

Knock knock, who's there?

The police. You are under arrest for the possession of 1200g of Crack Cocaine and 72gb of Child Pornography.

It's 2008. You just got a new iPod Touch for Christmas. What songs are you uploading on to it?

Kiss kiss by Chris brown 😂😂 grade 6-7

What's the best piece of advice you ever received?

You don't owe your employer loyalty.

What's the point of being a teacher if you're going be naive about the real world applications from the teachings?

... What?

What's something you add (or do differently) to instant ramen to make it taste 1000x better?

green onion, egg, peanut butter, diced veggies, sriracha

Before being born, what is our existence?

We're nutrition in the soil

What was your or someone's else biggest fail while cooking?

I knew a girl who was boiling spaghetti and managed to end up burning it

What's your favorite book?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower! I absolutely love this book, and it's actually very personal to me because I have a similar past as the main character in the story.