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What are some things you can do for hours straight?
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Lose at Rocket League
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What age did you stop trick or treating?If so,why?
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I never did,we don't do that here sadly
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What are some red flags of an unhealthy relationship?
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No time for you
Doesn’t ask about or belittles/criticizes your pursuits/interests or your friends
Criticizes you, your looks, styles, weight, etc.
Gaslights you
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A year ago did you think we'd be ordered to wear mask still when we are vax'd?
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Yes, of course up until we have a total heard immunity from people who are vaxed for the people who are unable to get the vax for health reasons. It needs to be (iirc) 90% of the total population. All doses done 90% too. Not this one dose half ass bullshit that's been happening when places are opening up.
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What is a good, powerful watergun with a decent capacity that can be used against children between the ages of 8 - 10 without doing too much damage?
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Hoze
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What's the dumbest thing you've seen somebody cry about?
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Some kid crying how they already ate their food
That kid was me
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
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I ate 2 gas station burritos before a 6 hour flight.
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What’s the one website that has genuinely unsettled you?
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Dick in bee jar.
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What's a worse feeling than stepping out of the shower and then needing to poop?
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Stepping out of the shower into poop.
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If you were given an infinite amount of legos, what would you build first?
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A brick
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What's the weirdest thing you've found in your food?
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an engagement ring
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What do you do when a wasp comes in close proximity to you?
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Ignore it. If it lands on me I flick it away. They aren't likely to sting you unless you are encroaching on its nest.
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People who always drive 10 under the speed limit, why?
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I’ve probably been drinking and don’t want to get pulled over for speeding.
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if you could design an animal, what would it be like?
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An herbivore cat with the personality of a dog, the lifespan of a parrot and the size of a blue whale.
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Who can kill Deadpool?
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Me and my raygun. We just gotta vaporizer all of his molecules.
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Americans who have immigrated to Canada or another country because of the political turmoil in the U.S. over the past 5 years, how are things? Was it worth it?
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Very few Americans moved to Canada for political reasons. First, the people who claim they will are all talk. Second, and more important, Canada enforces their borders. They will throw the fuckers out!
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People who consider themselves successful, what were the sacrifices and things you had to let go of to be where you are today?
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I’m successful enough for myself, around $200k in my early 30s. No debt, not in the high COL cities either. I just chose one general career field and stuck to it. Instead of asking a question I’d first try and find the answer. I’d volunteer to solve problems others were having. I learned how to do things that weren’t technically my job. Instead of 40 hours a week my baseline was 50. But it’s not like I was always productive, just made sure that I was always becoming more efficient with my time
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What are some things that will never change in life?
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Dnd
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Which movie would you recommend that you've watched multiple times and still enjoy?
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aliens
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What is the best way to win a woman's heart?
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If it's an ebay auction I suggest using a sniping tool like auctionstealer
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What are some cool/funny encounters you had with a stranger?
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I was at a game shop and I was messing around, some guy uppin' hands me a condom and said I reminded him of his friends from high school.
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What is something that you’re above-and-beyond picky about?
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The slurrp/gulp sounds people make when they drink. Makes me want to throat punch a nun when I hear it.
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For those of you with pets which are smarter, cats or dogs?
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much like humans it depends.
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What is the best letter of the alphabet?
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elemenopee
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What's an embarrassing moment that keeps you up at night?
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There too many but mostly highschool memories as I was a walking cheese ball in those days
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We Have Custom T-Shirt Shop, Trying To Create That Perfect T-Shirt That Loves Everyone. How It Should Look?
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A picture of a rat, sitting on his hand legs and wearing a monocle, tipping a top hat, with the slogan "Rats Off To Ya"
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What was the worst baby name you ever heard?
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Trey'ja'xaveon. Saw it at work... pretty rough.
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What's something that instantly ruins your mood?
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Fighting, yelling and just negitive energy.
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What is your favorite anime of all time?
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Spirited Away
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What is something that will never not be ok to talk about?
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Boobs 👌👍
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What area of study/technology do the majority think we are more advanced in than we really are?
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Psychology. Everyone thinks they know what the fuck they’re talking about.
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What is the best religion?
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Pastafarianism. All hail the flying spaghetti monster
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What is the most nihilistic answer to a serious question you have heard, that made you laugh?
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Friend worked with a group of Russians at a fish Fry place. All of them were mad of apathy and vodka. One day he asked “Hey, Ivan, are you a nihilist”?
“I don’t know. Maybe. Whatever”.
To date still the most nihilistic answer I’ve ever heard.
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What is the worst thing you've seen in public?
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Naked grandma
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Your username is the name of a newly discovered habitable planet, what is it?
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filled with non-accesible species. also, you cant get near it
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What does a mental breakdown look like?
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Donald Trump as president
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What do you think about the "new space era"?
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Reeks of space capitalism. Star Trek warned us about this.
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People who've worked on a movie studio or tv set, what are some of the most narcissistic and primadona behaviors exhibited by actors?
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Friend was an extra on GoT. Apparently your boy who played jon snow shut down an expensive scene from the bastard bowl so he could get a drink
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If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like?
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Video game hotel. Each floor is a different genre, each room a different game.
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What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre?
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Morris Dancing and Cheese Rolling
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What is something you thought was normal growing up, but turns out it wasn't?
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brewing a pot of coffee and drinking from it for 2 days, warming it up in the microwave and actually serving it to guests, casually saying “oh it was brewed fresh early this morning.” jesus christ just how poor were we?
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What is the best way to keep the smoke out of a living room when barbecuing?
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Barbecue outside.
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If Aliens were to land in every major capital city right now, what would your reaction be?
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Finally
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What's a word or phrase that makes you suspect the person using it doesn't have a clear sense of what they mean by it?
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Inconceivable!!!
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What really strange thing did you use to do as a kid but now realize was incredibly stupid?
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one time i shoved a knife into an outlet
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what’s your pet peeve?
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slow drivers in the fast/passing lane
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What would you think about a system where experts in a certain field had more power than politicians, fx in global warming, fishing, www and so on?
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I'm a scientist. I reckon this would be a good idea in theory, but bad in practice. Scientists disagree on loads of things, there'd need to a democratically elected expert team... Which would eventually lead us back to politicians. (People won't understand the technical terms, vote for the best personality, eventually real scientists shoved aside for two personalities who support different fields... Right vs Left)
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How do you guys cope with anxiety and stress?
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Poorly
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What becomes worse the more you care about it?
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Other people’s opinions of yourself
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What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre?
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Voting for obvious fascists.
Wait, no, nevermind, that's actually pretty normal.
Fuck.
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Americans, the news sometimes says your country is suffering from a "Mental Health Crisis", what are your thoughts on this opinion?
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I think the world is suffering from a mental health crisis
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What makes your religion better than all others?
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In Robotology, we don't have too worry if Heaven and Hell are actually real, cuz they built them and they *are* real.
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What do you guys think of the fuck zodiac signs memes?
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Annoying, but it'll go away like all the others.
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What's the pH value of pH paper (and other such indicators)?
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Ever heard of google?
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What artist or band do you always recommend when someone asks for a music recommendation?
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Ghost
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Do any of Amazon's employees wish for Blue Origin to blow up while its up there ? if yes, why ? if no, why ?
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There was a high school graduate and an aviation pioneer (who waited her whole life for a trip to space) on that flight as well. Why would anyone want it to blow up?
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What show started good and became bad?
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The walking dead
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What book would you recommend everyone?
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The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
The Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles
A Cook's Tour by Anthony Bourdain
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What’s the worst thing that can happen to a creative once they get mainstream attention?
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Changing their content to appeal to the masses instead of staying true to who they are.
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What’s a recurring nightmare / stress dream that you have?
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Being chased
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Women who have had sex with men who had tattoos on their penis, what was it like?
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Your can get a tattoo on your penis. What a time to be alive.
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What should incur an ‘idiot tax’?
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4x4s when owned by people who live and travel exclusively in the city/sub-urbs.
Any "Q" merchandise.
Exhausts which make a shitty car sound pointlessly louder.
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What is your best work smarter not harder moment that you use daily? (Serious)
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Automated processes on my Mac. Draws my reports, rebuilds them in the correct format. I do a lot of repetitive metadata work that is now a breeze. Gives me at least 90 minutes a day to work on new tasks. Progress is progress.
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What are your craziest rejection stories?
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I wrote a while fucking song for a girl. She liked the song, it’s just that she didn’t want to date me.
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Question: What is the thing you regret the most?
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Not taking geography
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What example of “putting your money where your mouth is” competes with Bezos’ flight today?
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Mansa Musa marching a parade across the Sahara Desert from Mali to Egypt.
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How can you tell someone thanks for advice but you can go fuck yourself in a nice way?
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“I hear you.
Did you know masturbation is a healthy practice?”
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If Jeff Bezos dies in space, what happens to all his money since he is no longer married?
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You know most people have wills, right?
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What happens to consciousness after we die? Where do we go? Do we awaken from a dream?
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I miss my wife.
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What’s the best deja vu moment you had?
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Listing to deja vu
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Non-Pakistanis, what comes to your mind when you think of Pakistan?
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Biryani and my ex
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When will people go extinct?
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We did go extinct back in 2012. All of this right here is hell.
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[Serious] What do you think would be some consequences, good and bad, if the U.S. Tax Law was revised and all churches, Mosques, Synagogues and other places of worship now had to pay income and property taxes?
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If we taxed churches we could feed and house our entire homeless population, except this is America and the money would go straight to the military
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If there was one thing you could do without any consequences, what would it be?
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Robbing a gaming store and a make up store
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Should a company be boycotted because of the political beliefs of its customers? Why or why not?
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Because of its customers? No. If the company itself is expressing dangerous political views themselves, sure.
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Why do you think Bezos made his rocket look like a giant penis, complete with head?
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All rockets look like penises, tbh
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If you made it to the end of a rainbow how would you acquire the pot of gold from the leprechauns?
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Roll for seduction
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What is one thing you had to learn the hard way that you wish someone else would had told you?
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You don't have to be the "good" guy and stay in an unhealthy relationship.
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what makes a woman unattractive?
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Bad attitude is the worst offense by far.
And I'm sure the women would agree, it is for men as well.
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What are the most impressive innovations coming from the food industry?
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the instant noodle
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What’s the most mature thing you’ve ever done? Was it worth it?
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Admitted I needed help and checked into a mental health hospital of my own accord, and it was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made.
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What is something enjoyable and non-enjoyable at the same time?
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Working out
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What video game quote perfectly describes your sex life?
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“Princess is not here. She’s in another castle”
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What is something that you just can't stand (like nails on a chalkboard)?
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There's materials I can't stand the touch of. For example, I can't stand the feel of microfiber and cornstarch. It freaks me out.
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What do man find unattractive in a women?
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bad grammar i think
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What’s your favorite quote and where is it from?
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As mario once said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey goomba, f*ck you
-a youtuber called dani from the youtube channel called dani
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What's that best one reason couples should not have access to each others mobile phone?
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Privacy, plain and simple.
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What would happen if America was fully invaded and forcibly taken over by a foreign power like Russia?
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Watch Red Dawn (1984) for the answer
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What wasn't harrasment back in the day but is now?
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Smacking a phat ass and doing the double guns sign while winking. Now a days you have act offended and tell her about your personal space.
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What’s the greatest thing you’ve ever done out of spite?
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Not me exactly but my sister. My dad quite a few years ago had a girlfriend who was horrible to us. Treated us like shit and hated us. Every year for Christmas, my sisters and I would get nail polish in our stockings from her and they were horrible gross colors that you would never wear. One year my sister was fed up with it and went to the dollar tree store and got a dozen of the most hideous nail polish colors she could find and put them in a gift bag and under the tree signed for her. She opened it and instantly knew why my sister did it and said thank you and put the gift away. I’m pretty sure she threw them in the trash when nobody was looking.
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What is a piece of media that you know is garbage or otherwise objectively bad but you enjoy unironically anyway?
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Tiktok, I spend way too much time on that godforsaken app.
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What's the best gift you have ever received?
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Jumper cables. It seems silly but my dad got them for me the Christmas before he died. Now whenever my car battery is dead it feels like he is there helping me out.
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What comes to your mind as you celebrate Salah today?
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the fuck is salah
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What were you doing pre covid and what are you doing now?
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The same.
I never lost my job, still a introvert who doesn't like going out after work, mostly plays video games in my free time.
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What was the best gift ever given to you by a non-family member/relative?
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a friend?
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The world is ending and you can only do one thing. What will it be?
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Die
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Non-Twitter users, what comes to your mind first when you hear about it ?
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Toxicity
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How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?
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Again? Why is this such an important question for you?
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What do men find unattractive in women?
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Too much plastic surgery
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What useful life-hack do you want people to know?
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Opening bananas upside down makes them actually much easier to peel.
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