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What lesser-known game is criminally underrated?
Hollow Knight was a fantastic experience.
What’s your favourite quote of all time?
Quit playing with your dinghy!
If you could modify your body to produce one substance, what would it be?
Anti-matter. Goggle tells me it's 62.5 trillion per gram. I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
[serious] What do you enjoy about being naked?
It plants the suggestion to other people to get naked.
You’re at a networking event, have crippling social anxiety and lost your phone. You need to stay at least an hour. What’s your best pro tip?
Find someone who clearly likes to talk about themselves. Ask them about themselves. After an hour of nodding, excuse yourself and leave.
In what movie or serie where you sad that the villain died?
Death Note
What is a food that you can't understand how people could dislike?
Pizza!
What is your hottest take?
Free speech is cool, but sometimes just shut the fuck up
What is an issue causing divide in your country right now others may be unaware of?
How much bias there is in the "news" / propaganda from "unbiased" sources. People just read headlines and assume it is news when it is just someone pushing a biased agenda
[serious] Introverts, what is the most uncomfortable situation you have been in?
"Now we're going to go round the room and get to know each other". Every. Fucking. Time.
Growing up, what was the one thing you thought you can buy as an adult, but now as an adult you still cannot afford?
A house
[serious] What is your most regrettable purchase?
Anything I ever bought for my ex
What is a lesson you keep having to relearn?
For me, it's drinking Cokes, especially large Cokes, makes me feel ill. All soda is bad, but Coke is especially bad.
No matter how many times you play a videogame, what is something you absolutely refuse to do?
Heroin
How did you and your bestfriend meet?
you guys have friends?
What experience made you lose your faith in humanity?
Every. Fucking. Day.
What are the little things you do each day that make your life or your world a better place to live in?
Talk to my girlfriend. Listen to good music on the way to work.
Ask people who use phone while pooping, what would you do if your phone falling water with your shit ?
Thats not how it works- You dont hold your phone over the open toilet
What's the funny story you can't tell because you just laugh too much?
When I was playing scattergories and the letter was M and the category was Historical figures. I was last and everyone before me had like MLK, Mandela, like actual good ones. And I fucking put Marie Calendar. To be fair, she did pioneer the frozen pie industry
When do you feel the most powerful?
After downing a whole can of Spinach
What has been the kinkiest situation you have been in?
Watching porn
If you were going to set words in stone, what would they be?
NO idea
What video games are actually good but ruined by ads and microtransactions?
Anything made by EA
What are the side gigs that one can do for cash?
Uber, lyft, shipt, lawn care, childcare, home repair, painting, power washing, car detailing, game streaming, blogging, vlogging.
If you could do a Dragon Ball style fusion with anyone or anything, who or what would you fuse with and why?
I would fuse with a digimon fusion card and be able to fuse with everything I wished.
Which political representative (either local, state or federal) is the epitome of corruption, in your opinion and what did they do that was corrupt?
Trump, I honestly don't believe he's ever done anything that wasn't corrupt. Everything he does is for himself. He's a textbook sociopath and narcissist
What's the best outcome of Jeffs flight?
He blows up
What’s something your parents did that made you mad but later down the line you realized it was the right call?
They put a screen time in my game systems. At first, I was pissed for like a month. Then, I started to actually get good sleep, which was odd considering I rarely played before I went to bed. Guess the Xbox was doing something. Anyways, better sleep now and I thank my parents for it.
What’s your current car vs. Your dream car?
corvette. I'd love a lamborghini veneno in which i'd probably kill myself in.
If you had to have sex with a pokemon, which one(s) would it be?
Mewtwo
How did you and your significant other meet?
We met. At work she was adorable she came in her first day and sat waiting to start working and she stared at her feet the whole time while I was trying to engage in conversation with her that was about 41 years age to this day I have this beautiful woman in my life I am such a lucky bastard
What are your true feelings about Gabbie Hanna?
If I'm being 100% honest? Idk who that is
Wich Villain that wasn't humanoid in any type, was better than human Villains (games,shows,movies) ?
The awful sludge monster from Fern Gully.
What are the most epic boss fights in video games?
When mum takes the Xbox and tells me to get a job.
What do you think the impact would be on the world if Bezos died from the space launch?
Depends where the wreckage impacts!
The non-irish, what comes to mind when you think of Ireland?
Friendly people
POV: Youre in chilling in some bubble bath and shampoo comes out of your belly button. What will you do?
Wash my hair.
What is a fact about yourself that you would never reveal on a first date?
This is my first date.
Is it wrong to masturbate near parents or friends? And why do you think so?
It is, because, ya know, that’s kinda gross to do so...
What's your earliest memory?
4:30am
You find out that you only have 20 years left before you for sure develop Alzheimer’s disease. How does your life change?
Well, then I'm gonna make the next 20 years count before I off myself.
What was your favorite car (year, make, model) that you had? why was it your fav and why did you have to give it up if you don't still have it?
2003 BMW 325i, miss that car everyday. It was my first car (I bought it myself) and it wasn’t the best in performance but it was my first car and I was proud I worked for something I really wanted even though it was 11 years old when I bought it. Washed it literally everyday. Even in the winter.
Bezos ship blows up. How do you react?
Would feel sorry for the people who died in the explosion.
What’s the difference between being polite and being a pushover?
One is saying thank you The other is saying Yes you can boink my booty hole
How common is it for people to not be on speaking terms with their sibling?
More common that people think I imagine. I haven’t had contact with my family on 18 years
What would you do if someone needed money but you cant give them money cause your parrents wont let you?
If you're young enough to be influenced by you parents like that then they probably don't expect you to give them any money. So I would just listen to your parents. Instead of giving money you could find someone else to help?
Which song do you know all the lyrics to by heart?
I know the lyrics to many songs by heart, not just one.
What’s one business you’ve always dreamed of starting?
Nice try Amazon. I'm not letting you ruin this.
Is it wrong to masturbate with friends? And why do you think so?
Yeah as long as you say no homo
Guys, whats an obvious hint you gave that a girl missed?
Me and my classmates were on the beach once during our school trip and I tried to ask my Crush out. I peed on the sand in the shape of a heart with me and my crush's initials in it near where she sat while she was in the restroom. I was anticipating that she would notice it but she never did because by the time she reached that spot, the pee had evaporated. ;(
What is something that's very common that you will never see yourself doing?
Being happy
Which female directed movie is better? Point Break (1991) or Black Widow?
I haven't seen Black Widow, but Point Break always. No Swayze, no wayze.
What song will you never skip?
Come Together by Primal Scream
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
My reflection
Which show was absolutely amazing except for one character you didn’t like?
Breaking Bad. Marie Shrader
What are the 30s like compared to your 20s?
This question reminds me of the Sunscreen song. Baz Luhrman - Everybodys free to wear sunscreen https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI
Which era would you choose, if you had the ability to time travel ? And Why ?
The 80s. I will have enough knowledge of future companies and how well they do to make some serious money and get to spend 20-25 years of my prime in the best era.
What are some good 80’s movies and t.v. shows?
Terminator
(serious) people that have witnessed 9/11, What was your reaction when you saw it on the news?
I was already an adult when it happened. I saw part of the devastation in person because I was getting off from work — I worked at night back then. I managed to get a cab home and we were racing up the West Side Highway. I remember looking back over my shoulder at the big, grey smoky smudge in the sky where the first tower used to be. The cab driver said, “My cousin works there in one of the investment firms.” I never saw the guy again so I don’t know if his cousin was dead or made it out alive. I saw the rest on TV and I was the one who had to call one of my best friends, who lived in California at the time, and tell her because it was still very early where she was and I knew she wouldn’t be awake, yet. I think that was the first and only time that I ever heard the word “God” come out of her mouth. But, as they say, there are no atheists in foxholes. Once the Pentagon was hit, I literally thought it was the end of our country. For a while, they were saying that the President was dead, too. That was quickly debunked but, in those moments, I thought, “This is the end. This is really the end. They’re attacking the whole country.” It was not a good day.
What's the best inside joke you've been a part of?
"They" gave birth to the punchline.. me
What are some of the jobs of the future that current generations need to prepare themselves for?
As far as we know, for everything that can be replaced by a.i. and technology, emotions and social intelligence are still unique to humans. So for that require empathy, great communication skills and human elements, like healthcare, these skills will still be required.
What are jobs in the United States that provide room and board?
Prostitution
How do you get away with napping at work?
Go in the bathroom, lock the stall and snooze for a few minutes.
What does love feel like?
Hey OP, you okay?
What is your body like?
Bad eyes, bad nose, bad ears, stupidly strong back, stupidly strong vocal chords
What's the weirdest way you made yourself ejaculate?
With some cut up plastic bags around my crotch and humping the mattress watching weird porn on my phone
What's an advice that you will never forget but will also never use?
Remember switching to your secondary is faster than reloading
What is super normal now that will cause extreme nostalgia in 30 years?
Being able to say what you think
What is something in the world that everyone finds beautiful?
Waterfalls. Never heard anyone said, look at that disgusting waterfall, it's so nasty. It's making a rainbow. That's gay. Nope, never heard either of those things.
Why has Jeff Bezos made a penis shaped rocket 🚀?
Space cock Space cock
What’s the worse thing you’ve heard your partner say about you?
I was/am considered a noodle. My girlfriend (ex now) told me to try to pick her up since everyone was doing that during break. Tried picking her up, didn't even hold her for a minute. She started laughing and told her friends, "Holy shit, he's so weak". Usually things like that don't affect me but when it came out of her mouth, it made me pretty self-conscious.
Did the death of Jeff Bezos during his experimental trip to space change your mind about tourism? What would sway you back the other direction?
Wait is he dead?
What band sounds exactly like its name would suggest?
Metallica
Which TV show should never have a ‘skip intro’ button?
Original Duck Tales.
Why are so many questions about sex?
Perverts perverting
What villain in a story would have been considered a good guy if not for one jerkish quality they had?
The principal from the Breakfast Club was just an educator trying to instill order in a group of misbehaved students. However, we can't have the audience siding with a stressed disciplinarian just trying to do his job, so they throw in a scene where he threatens to beat up Bender. Similarly, the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. At first, he was just doing his job in trying to stop a truant, but we're supposed to see him as a fun-hating buzzkill. So, he breaks into the Bueller house and assaults the dog.
What is the best thing that happened to you in the last 12 months?
I mean, obviously answering this question.
What's a number that hold a special meaning to you?
9 because that's the number I had on my shirt during the season my team won the tournament
What are some NSFW Greek mythology moments that people might not know about?
All of them.
What Is A Common Thing That Everyone Does But Feels So Wrong?
When your finger busts through the TP
What are the weirdest things that have ever been stolen?
My virginity.
What gives you feelings of power?
Power over others is an illusion. Self control and personal empowerment are the real power.
Imagine Your Self As Car. What Make You Would Be And Why?
Canonyero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 55tons of American pride. Nuff said.
What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done?
Not to me, but to my brother. The teacher that every student hates, at the end of the year had a "private chat" to my brother. Saying something along the lines of "you have been the worst student I've ever taught."
Who was the first man to ever Windmill his penis as a joke?
Probably windmill jones
What’s your happiest birthday memory?
Eating mud
What is the best concert venue?
To me.. I am a massive Farm Aid fan because it travels to different outdoor amphitheaters, is in the perfect part of the fall (no rain), and the music is chill as hell
What makes you special?
Very, very little apart from being saved.
What was the scariest secret you told someone and their reaction?
Nice try FBI
What is a beloved non horror film that actually has a really creepy premise?
The Santa Clause with Tim Allen. Tim Allen puts on the Santa suit and over the course of a year, "Santa's magic"? Acts like a virus slowly taking over Tim Allen's host body. He has no say in any of it and nobody to walk him through the transformation. In the sequel he's then forced to take a wife who basically must leave her job, life and family to become a chamber maid that doesn't do anything except have Tim Allen's Santa babies. Also, nobody cares when the first Santa dies. None of the elves are concerned when Tim Allen shows up and just treats him like an asshole for being confused. Like how horrible was the orginal Santa that nobody cared when he died? Also where's his wife? Did she dissappear? Shit is so weird and creepy.
If you are Batman what celebrity would you choose as you Robin and why?
Emmanuel Lewis
How did you pass the time during the quarantine?
procrastinated on school work, then did the piled up school work
What's the scariest threat that turns out to be helping you from a larger threat experience you've had?
Not sure if this is the answer you’re looking for, but my anxiety and panic. I spent many months/years of my life terrified of my own anxiety and my greatest fear was having panic attacks. Now that I’ve sought therapy and grown a bit, I realize how many times my anxiety and alertness have saved me from things like car wrecks, horrible traffic jams, and other scenarios where situational awareness is needed.
What's a quality you like the most about a person?
Kindness and intelligence
What is the one tv series you will choose to watch if you were deserted on an island for the rest of your life?
B99
What's the weirdest thing you've had stolen from you?
My heart
Who do you think would be the worst possible final smash Bros fighter dlc?
IDK, dr. Jerry Attricks
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Joe
When the minimum wage in the USA is $7.25 for you (and the CEO of McDonald's makes $8,269 per hour) what price is an average meal supposed to be to lift the minimum wage to $15?
Those two things aren't related. Fast food workers in Sweden make the equivalent of $20/hour and the prices went up like... 3 cents or something like that.
To all those who love an imagination wank, what's your go-to masturbation fantasy?
Awaiting comments for inspiration