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What is something you do when nobody’s watching?	Aggressively pick my nose
People who wear masks where it ISN’T necessary and then DON’T put the makst on your nose, why?	It’s just being uneducated. They know they need to but don’t know anything else about the situation
Kids nowadays can dab and nae nae but what popular dance could you do in your time?	Gangnam style
Is it wrong that as a 48 year old I still answer “Your mom” in my head whenever anyone asks me a question before giving them the real answer?	I am dating a 45 year old guy and he went bluefin fishing and sent me a picture of the fish he caught. I said "wow, that's huge" and he responded "so is your mom". It is what it is.
Recently found out ostriches don't bury their heads, what myth have you recently discovered to be false and how did you react to it?	One horse doesn't equal to 1 horsepower
What's the wildest thing you've seen on a night out?	My reflection
What's Something No One Agrees On?	Politics.
Who was the forgettable person you met that turned out to be a big deal?	Joe
How are hispanics considered minorities?	Because, assuming you’re in the US, they make up a smaller portion of the population. They aren’t a minority in Hispanic countries
what is the best idea you or your friend has had for a movie?	Nice try Hollywood. Get your own original ideas.
Teenagers, what do you need from your parents to improve the relationship?	Personal space
What's Your Crazy Hamster Dying Story?	My mom told me a story about some relative that had some abandoned gerbil babies. My mom's side of the family is pretty fucking insane for some context. I guess she decided the best way to warm them up would be to... put them into the oven for a bit. They were apparently left there and baked to death.
The object to your left is going up your ass What is it and how bad is the damage?	Another woman’s hand, I’ll think I’ll be fine
Why did you choose your major?	It was something I was good at and something I (wrongly) believed was well paid.
What's a show that has never had a bad episode?	Joy of Painting. obviously. Edit: to all the people that are saying his son's episodes weren't quite as good, I agree, they didn't have the same level, but I literally don't have time to reply to you all have you seen the replies
Americans who follow the British royal family… WHY?	I think they’re waiting to get the first “an immortal died” kind of meme
What was “that escalated fast” moment in your life?	Ordinary, boring work meeting. Somebody mentioned that a new person had been appointed to leadership way above our team. My boss said something uncomplimentary about the new exec, and I (jokingly) asked if it was going to be a problem that I'd worked for her years before and that we'd had a fairly positive working relationship. My boss leaned in and explained how she'd disagreed with him in a meeting once, a decade earlier. The disagreement hadn't affected anything; she'd had a minority opinion and a decision had gone the way my boss wanted. But he remembered her disagreeing, and went on to explain his very explicit, very detailed fantasy of watching her burn to death.
How come chicks can be so beautiful and then suddenly bleed out of their cat hole once a month?	Ooo look the kids are awake.
What's The Wildest Hallucination You've Had?	Not all that crazy, but I smoke a ton of weed. Once, while watching the mandalorian I had some CBD oil and smoked some pretty potent weed. Next thing I know I’m scrolling through my phone, and something happened. I look up at my tv and watch for a second, look back down and I’m like “Where the fuck is my phone?” It was my remote. Phone was charging on my desk.
What song was stuck in your head upon waking up this morning?	Bohemian Rhapsody
What was your most memorable experience on public transportation?	First time stepping foot on a greyhound bus 29hr trip it was fully loaded one seat open I went to go sit down and the only lady screamed out “ FUCK NO” to me, I was just like yup this is gonna be fun
What would life be like if there were no races, no nationalities, no boundries between countries, only one language and one currency?	People would begin to find cultural differences to differentiate themselves. Even if artificial. Remember ____kins? Yea. People want to be special and individual cultures develop rapidly.
What do you think about Hispanic countries?	Bueno
In what situation would you take a job offer in your dream field that provides no health insurance? Even if it's a pay raise from your current job and they provide other benefits like PTO, vacation, wellness, etc.?	Anytime in Australia, because in a civilized society, everybody gets it anyway.
Why do you see more android/windows phone users criticizing on iPhone users and not so much the other way around?	Because iPhone users are content with what they have.
What is your "Came in at the worst moment"?	Came home early to walk in on my parents having sex in the living room.
What games does discord support to stream?	Any i streamed mobile games there (mainly cuz i cant be assed to load my laptop up or have a capture card
Whats the best sports jersey ever the year and the club?	The 2010-2011 Seattle Seahawks' Super Bowl champion football team. Why? Because they won the Super Bowl by going up against the New Orleans Saints, a team that was just the No. 1 best sports jersey in the world. New Orleans has a great defense, a great offense, a good kicker, a great coach, great uniforms and a great nickname: The Who Dat Boys.
What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen while out in the public?	The two things I saw that truly scared me were a woman with her tongue stuck out to the side of her mouth. The other thing I found horrifying is the woman with her eyes closed and a long thin tube sticking out of her vagina. (I had to look up what that was called). Both of those really freaked me out.
What is your best inside joke with your friends?	> "You can't unlick your sister's butthole."
Those who have used a Ouija board, what's your story?	I faked it and freaked my gullible friends out. Oh we were 13.
What did you want to be when you were a kid?	The guy riding on the back of the trash truck
What would your perfect world look like?	pokemon mystery dungeon theme plays
If you're having a bad day and need some cheering up from someone, how would you want them to try and make you happy?	Surprise tits. Surprise tits always make me happy.
What is the worst smell you encounter on a daily basis?	A fresh deuce of one of my cats
Where has this world gone wrong?	Capitalism. Environmental destruction. War. Religion.
If you were immortal, how would you live your life?	I would hunt down and kill other immortals to steal their power (with a sword of course) ;)
What’s a legitimate job that takes from the rich and gives to the poor?	Tax inspector
What is the worst thing you have ever drinked?	I accidentally drinking bong water. Its the worst thing i've ever taste in my life.
What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?	If aliens were to show up right now, we will be 100% at their mercy. If they come in peace, they wouldnt be openly visiting us- our species is still too barbaric and tribal. We are not a unified planet. Instead of visiting Earthlings, they would be visiting country A-Z. Our world powers will fight over contact and the technology. We’d weaponize alien tech for use against ourselves (for protection or not). Aliens have no reason to visit us right now because it’ll just have a chance to further complicate our own internal relations. Or, they show up and it isnt for peace. We have zero hope of ever fighting off an alien force. NONE. Movies are full of bullshit on this point.
What makes people sing in the shower?	Good tunes, good acoustics, and solitude
With all the time travel movies out how would you explain how time travel and it's impact on the timeline if it were to exist?	The grandfather paradox proves that traveling back in time is impossible. For those who don't know what it is basically. If you went back in time and killed your grandfather well either you weren't born or don't have a grandfather. So if you aren't born or don't have a grandfather in the first place who killed your grandfather or why would you do it if you don't know him. It creates a paradox. So here is what I believe. Multiverse theory. Basically instead of being a single line, it's more like a tree where the base would be the beginning of the universe and the near infinite branches would be alternate timeliness or possibilities. So basically again taking this into account, if you went back in time to kill your grandfather, when you go back to the future, you are not in your own time line but in a new time where either you were never born or your grandfather was killed by some unknown assailent.
What is a good job for someone leaving high school?	If not going to college, I recommend learning some sort of trade. Mechanic, plumber, welding, carpentry, etc
What is the best jumpscare in a horror/horror-like movie?	The first Insidious, when the demon face appears behind the head
What’s your favorite advertisement or commercial right now?	Flex tape T h a t ' s a l o t o f d a m a g e
Is it possible to have a semantic social media platform for people with high aptitude? A peer reviewed meritocracy with strict rules on content quality, length. A place where anonymity only protects those that need it. A place where echo chambers are discouraged. Or is it unlikely ?	Ooh big words look at you go
People who repeatedly let their dogs shit on other people's lawns and public areas without picking it up, why do you do it?	Because they're assholes. One of our neighbors lets their dog pee and shit near/on our car's tires. And the neighbors just let the dog do its business without even cleaning up, or scolding the dog, or even have the audacity to tell us what's happening. They also keep denying that it's their dog (lots of our neighbors also have dogs) despite the video evidence (we have a CCTV in front of our house) showing that it's theirs. And you know what they said? Just park our car somewhere else so that it doesn't pee on our tires. Our parking space is literally right in front of our front door ffs. Even if we do move, the dog is still shitting on our property.
what is the most underrated food?	Pancakes
What is the best way to control your anger?	Breathe deep and space out for a second before diving back in. It’s like going to the restroom at a party: Keep yourself in check.
How could you answer the question ‘What is your name?’ so as to cause an interest in you?	Mike Hunt Nick Gurr
What will your dream house definitely have? Like objects or features inside the house or around?	an internet connection thats all i need
What did the movies get wrong about ghost / paranormal encounters?	that they happen
What is something simple you were doing wrong for a while and found out how to do right way too late?	so, i guess there’s a different hole you put it in
What do Amazon employees think about the Bezos blast off today?	that he should use the money on us
Where do you believe the lifted truck behind you is going, causing the driver to ride your bumper?	For me they've always got a wounded passenger in the back and they are trying their best to get them to the hospital. I don't want to ever let my ego be the factor that causes someone to die.
if you can control one material in the world, which will you choose ?	Carbon
When the world is run by AI, what will we do with our free time?	Basically, we already know the answer to this. Plenty of societies have produced leisure classes that had no worries about their material wellbeing and could do whatever they felt like with their time. So if you look at the aristocrats of Ancient Greece, or the landed gentry and nobility of Britain, you can see what people would probably do. Warfare, philosophy, and sex seem to be the top three.
American socialists, if capitalism in the States is so bad, why don't you emigrate to a more socialist nation?	What a stupid fucking question. You’re the type of reactionary imbecile who in the civil rights era would be like “if segregation is so bad, why do you stay here”?
What is that one country you will never visit again and why is it Egypt?	Show me on the doll where Egypt touched you.
Who do you think should be in prison right now?	Bill Cosby
Where do all the thousands of Agents Smiths go after they fought Neo?	Ctrl+A Shift+Del
What do you think about those new "Tik Tok" functionality on every social media (instagram reels, snapchat spotlight, YouTube short etc... ) ?	I don't really care about insta and Snapchat, but for YouTube it's just completely useless. These short 20 second videos get randomly recommended anyway. Doesn't make any sense to me, why YouTube had to jump on on that train ..
What was your first job, and have you moved on from it or are you still there?	dish washer 1972 nope
What would you put in your jar of happiness?	sadness
What is the worst insult a person has ever said to your face?	hi
what's the most fucked up thing u did that u still feel guilty about?	I watch my best friends fuck
Our Neighbours Smoking At Home And By Our Open Windows. We Have Baby. Been Asked Stop Doing It. Nothing Helped... What Would You Did In That Situation?	Close your windows
How would you explain 2020/21 to someone who just came out of a three year coma?	We need a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” update for just these years…
People who have gotten their wisdom teeth removed, how did you deal with the after surgery pain?	The prescribed me T3's and that helped a whole lot. What didn't help was the way they made me dramatically constipated and I couldn't shit for a week. Then when I did shit it was like passing a brick with dust on it. I would've rather dealt with the mouth pain.
Dutch people - When people in other countries share the cost of a bill, they are 'Going Dutch'. What term do you use?	Southern neighbor here of the Dutch people (Flanders). We of the think of them as penny pinchers. Perhaps that's where it originated from... But we just say "50/50?" here or something alike. I try to not hang around people that do otherwise. But if by accident it does happen they litteraly say: "Does everybody pay his own share?" I literally had to google the term "Going Dutch". Never heard it.
Have you ever had a bad day that turned into the best of your life? What happened?	Me and some of my buddies at an IT firm were under review by a consultancy company (meaning we're about to get fired!). I'm so stressed out at work so I decide to try out this new hypnotherapy that causes me to relax at work, and it worked! I started coming in cleaning fish that I caught, throwin' down cubicle walls, basically living my life at work like it were my day off work. Well the consultancy company really liked my attitude and decided to give me a promotion! But that was shortlived because I found out my buddies were getting canned. So I managed to convince my buddies to make a virus to scam off pennies to the dollar from the company. It worked, until it didn't.. Turns out it was taking way too much! I thought I was in trouble for sure. I decided to take the blame for it and turn myself in. But just then as I show up to work, the whole place is literally on fire! Come to find out some angry employee decided to take revenge by setting the place on fire! Completely unrelated!
What’s the story of the dumbest coworker you’ve met and why?	Early 00's a coworker got an Ed Hardy slogan tattooed on his neck, he later broke his hand using a wire spooling machine while texting on his phone. This is the rated G stuff he'd pull, dude would brag about raping passed out girls and locking his kid in his house all day while he's at work. Not only was he stupid, he was and is a giant POS.
in rick and morty what do you think will be in dimension X69?	There is a porn comic for that question
What’s your “never again” story?	talked to a girl once
What do you find weirdly attractive in a person?	deadpan sarcasm and the ability to pick up something spontaneously and go with it in any group or social setting.
If you could own a successful business, what would it be?	Honestly, a scrap / junk yard. I love messing with vehicles and mechanical machines, taking them apart all day / fiddling with stuff is something I just couldn’t get bored of.
What would you do if you woke up one day as a random guy in a country of your choice, 100 years ago?	it's called "going to Russia"
What are some false impressions that pornographic movies gave you?	Japanese people do have genitals.
What is something that most people think is true, but it actually isn't?	That '100% chicken breast' means that there's 100% chicken in the food item.(all the chicken in the food is from the breast, but can have a ton of potato starch and other shit in)
What was a promise you made to yourself in a young age but broke later on?	“I promise not to wish for anything else if I can just get this 1 thing”
How does music make you feel?	Depends on the music and the setting. Like that background music always too loud in any kind of store and most restaurants…. Always super annoying and a negative experience (with very rare, less loud, romantic exceptions on a dinner date). Other times when it’s my choice to accentuate my mood or energize me it’s awesome! Also pretty awesome to make music with others. And some creations help me and others get in touch with their emotions better, and just “FEEL” in a culture that tends to encourage suppression of feelings. It’s therapeutic. And when a good beat comes on in the right setting it can even let me cast aside my rampant self-consciousness and DANCE! …which is very freeing. So like any tool ever invented, it’s some good and some bad, depending on how it’s used.
Have you ever interacted with people who eat almost no vegetables?	Yes. Me.
If you could choose what happens to you when you die (your soul, your essence, not your body), what would it be?	Into the void i go, just erase me from existence
What is the most unexplained thing that has happened to you in a public/crowded place?[Serious]	So, here I am, 1990, Upper East Side of Manhattan. I, 17 year old, preppy White girl, walking a dog, at night. A stream of patrons were exiting a comedy club. I stood there, waiting for the crowd to dissipate so I could cross the street, enjoying the mild weather, and generally people watching. I think I might have been trying to get a look at signage to see what act had been performing. Anyway, the strange part: a man passing by lean in, close to my ear, and says in a low voice "Don't try that here", and keeps walking. I'm pretty sure he was accusing me of something, but I have no idea what. Selling drugs? Buying drugs? Pickpocketing? Prostitution? Recruiting people to Scientology?
How do you want to Earth to end if you live to witness it?	I want the earth to end by “Never Gonna Give you Up” sound waves being shit into Earth, causing earthquakes and eventually the Earth exploding.
What is the dumbest but smartest idea you’ve ever had?	Pursuing a life as an idiot savant.
What kind of statement has never failed to piss you off ?	“Its all in your head.” Thanks mom, I’m cured.
What is your favorite word from a language that is not your first?	Fremdschämen (to experience second-hand embarrassment). I experience it rather often. I also like that, as opposed to my own language, it's a single word.
What is something you thought was hot in theory but turned out not to be in practice?	In the heat of the moment, I thought it would be hot to passionately rip my wife's bra off. She was FURIOUS that I ruined one of her good bras.
Has anyone Reality shifted before if so what Reality didja go to?	That's an odd roleplay subject
Who are your fave undertale Characters and Why?	The best character is obviously napstablook
What is a smell that most people don’t like, that you like?	The smell of a just struck match, and the smell of unleaded gas when it's time to top up. Ideally, not at the same time. :D
What’s an album that you always listen to from start to finish?	Pink Floyd - The Wall ... This album really is pure perfection
What was the last straw that made you quit - a job/friendship/relationship/town other..?	Another family member, a cousin, got so engrossed in conspieacy theories that he completely forgot that I had actually gone to war in Iraq, and tried telling me that the whole thing is fake. The government never really sent the military over there, all the news coverage is made up, and anyone who claims to have gone are paid actors.
What is the worst interaction you have had with a police officer?	I had just purchased a car from a friend of mine, but it was during the evening, so we couldn't get the title changed immediately. Me and my other friend drove it to my girlfriends apartment to wait for her to get home from work. Since we had time to kill, we decided to hook up my deck. Unfortunately the electric was all screwed up and the interior lights didn't work, so we had to take apart the dash using screwdrivers and a flashlight. Someone called the cops, thinking we were breaking in, which is understandable. So two squads pulled up, held us at gunpoint and cuffed us. Two of the cops were totally cool after I had explained the situation. One of them used my phone to call the friend I had just purchased the car from to verify my story. While the cop was making the call, this other dickhead started accusing us of "jacking" a bunch of cars in the area. Saying shit like "we know what you're up to. You're going to jail tonight. You've been breaking into other cars around here too".. blah blah blah. The other officer comes over and said the story checks out, and uncuffed us. He was totally polite the entire time. Officer fuckhead just walked away angry without apologizing for repeatedly accusing us of being thieves.
What’s a mainstream thing you snubbed for a while before realizing it’s worth the hype?	pornhub
Uk Reddiors what was your fave shows From cbeebies and Cbbc?	Tracy Beaker
What is the laziest thing you've ever done?	This comme
If you could have an unlimited supply of something for one day before it would disappear, what would it be?	Cash. Buy stocks houses some sort of business to keep well. The supply of cash might disappear but not the income I will get from those businesses.
[Serious] People who's parents died whilst you were young, how did this effect you in the long term?	I learned very young that my life was mine to make of as I would. That there were no saviours. That the buck stopped with me. I developed an extreme sense of independence and resilience. I also developed traits that I struggle with and work to correct - like having difficulty sympathising with people who I feel give up too easily.

What is something you do when nobody’s watching?

Aggressively pick my nose

People who wear masks where it ISN’T necessary and then DON’T put the makst on your nose, why?

It’s just being uneducated. They know they need to but don’t know anything else about the situation

Kids nowadays can dab and nae nae but what popular dance could you do in your time?

Gangnam style

Is it wrong that as a 48 year old I still answer “Your mom” in my head whenever anyone asks me a question before giving them the real answer?

I am dating a 45 year old guy and he went bluefin fishing and sent me a picture of the fish he caught. I said "wow, that's huge" and he responded "so is your mom". It is what it is.

Recently found out ostriches don't bury their heads, what myth have you recently discovered to be false and how did you react to it?

One horse doesn't equal to 1 horsepower

What's the wildest thing you've seen on a night out?

My reflection

What's Something No One Agrees On?

Politics.

Who was the forgettable person you met that turned out to be a big deal?

Joe

How are hispanics considered minorities?

Because, assuming you’re in the US, they make up a smaller portion of the population. They aren’t a minority in Hispanic countries

what is the best idea you or your friend has had for a movie?

Nice try Hollywood. Get your own original ideas.

Teenagers, what do you need from your parents to improve the relationship?

Personal space

What's Your Crazy Hamster Dying Story?

My mom told me a story about some relative that had some abandoned gerbil babies. My mom's side of the family is pretty fucking insane for some context. I guess she decided the best way to warm them up would be to... put them into the oven for a bit. They were apparently left there and baked to death.

The object to your left is going up your ass What is it and how bad is the damage?

Another woman’s hand, I’ll think I’ll be fine

Why did you choose your major?

It was something I was good at and something I (wrongly) believed was well paid.

What's a show that has never had a bad episode?

Joy of Painting. obviously. Edit: to all the people that are saying his son's episodes weren't quite as good, I agree, they didn't have the same level, but I literally don't have time to reply to you all have you seen the replies

Americans who follow the British royal family… WHY?

I think they’re waiting to get the first “an immortal died” kind of meme

What was “that escalated fast” moment in your life?

Ordinary, boring work meeting. Somebody mentioned that a new person had been appointed to leadership way above our team. My boss said something uncomplimentary about the new exec, and I (jokingly) asked if it was going to be a problem that I'd worked for her years before and that we'd had a fairly positive working relationship. My boss leaned in and explained how she'd disagreed with him in a meeting once, a decade earlier. The disagreement hadn't affected anything; she'd had a minority opinion and a decision had gone the way my boss wanted. But he remembered her disagreeing, and went on to explain his very explicit, very detailed fantasy of watching her burn to death.

How come chicks can be so beautiful and then suddenly bleed out of their cat hole once a month?

Ooo look the kids are awake.

What's The Wildest Hallucination You've Had?

Not all that crazy, but I smoke a ton of weed. Once, while watching the mandalorian I had some CBD oil and smoked some pretty potent weed. Next thing I know I’m scrolling through my phone, and something happened. I look up at my tv and watch for a second, look back down and I’m like “Where the fuck is my phone?” It was my remote. Phone was charging on my desk.

What song was stuck in your head upon waking up this morning?

Bohemian Rhapsody

What was your most memorable experience on public transportation?

First time stepping foot on a greyhound bus 29hr trip it was fully loaded one seat open I went to go sit down and the only lady screamed out “ FUCK NO” to me, I was just like yup this is gonna be fun

What would life be like if there were no races, no nationalities, no boundries between countries, only one language and one currency?

People would begin to find cultural differences to differentiate themselves. Even if artificial. Remember ____kins? Yea. People want to be special and individual cultures develop rapidly.

What do you think about Hispanic countries?

Bueno

In what situation would you take a job offer in your dream field that provides no health insurance? Even if it's a pay raise from your current job and they provide other benefits like PTO, vacation, wellness, etc.?

Anytime in Australia, because in a civilized society, everybody gets it anyway.

Why do you see more android/windows phone users criticizing on iPhone users and not so much the other way around?

Because iPhone users are content with what they have.

What is your "Came in at the worst moment"?

Came home early to walk in on my parents having sex in the living room.

What games does discord support to stream?

Any i streamed mobile games there (mainly cuz i cant be assed to load my laptop up or have a capture card

Whats the best sports jersey ever the year and the club?

The 2010-2011 Seattle Seahawks' Super Bowl champion football team. Why? Because they won the Super Bowl by going up against the New Orleans Saints, a team that was just the No. 1 best sports jersey in the world. New Orleans has a great defense, a great offense, a good kicker, a great coach, great uniforms and a great nickname: The Who Dat Boys.

What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen while out in the public?

The two things I saw that truly scared me were a woman with her tongue stuck out to the side of her mouth. The other thing I found horrifying is the woman with her eyes closed and a long thin tube sticking out of her vagina. (I had to look up what that was called). Both of those really freaked me out.

What is your best inside joke with your friends?

> "You can't unlick your sister's butthole."

Those who have used a Ouija board, what's your story?

I faked it and freaked my gullible friends out. Oh we were 13.

What did you want to be when you were a kid?

The guy riding on the back of the trash truck

What would your perfect world look like?

*pokemon mystery dungeon theme plays*

If you're having a bad day and need some cheering up from someone, how would you want them to try and make you happy?

Surprise tits. Surprise tits always make me happy.

What is the worst smell you encounter on a daily basis?

A fresh deuce of one of my cats

Where has this world gone wrong?

Capitalism. Environmental destruction. War. Religion.

If you were immortal, how would you live your life?

I would hunt down and kill other immortals to steal their power (with a sword of course) ;)

What’s a legitimate job that takes from the rich and gives to the poor?

Tax inspector

What is the worst thing you have ever drinked?

I accidentally drinking bong water. Its the worst thing i've ever taste in my life.

What are some horrifying things to consider when thinking about aliens?

If aliens were to show up right now, we will be 100% at their mercy. If they come in peace, they wouldnt be openly visiting us- our species is still too barbaric and tribal. We are not a unified planet. Instead of visiting Earthlings, they would be visiting country A-Z. Our world powers will fight over contact and the technology. We’d weaponize alien tech for use against ourselves (for protection or not). Aliens have no reason to visit us right now because it’ll just have a chance to further complicate our own internal relations. Or, they show up and it isnt for peace. We have zero hope of ever fighting off an alien force. NONE. Movies are full of bullshit on this point.

What makes people sing in the shower?

Good tunes, good acoustics, and solitude

With all the time travel movies out how would you explain how time travel and it's impact on the timeline if it were to exist?

The grandfather paradox proves that traveling back in time is impossible. For those who don't know what it is basically. If you went back in time and killed your grandfather well either you weren't born or don't have a grandfather. So if you aren't born or don't have a grandfather in the first place who killed your grandfather or why would you do it if you don't know him. It creates a paradox. So here is what I believe. Multiverse theory. Basically instead of being a single line, it's more like a tree where the base would be the beginning of the universe and the near infinite branches would be alternate timeliness or possibilities. So basically again taking this into account, if you went back in time to kill your grandfather, when you go back to the future, you are not in your own time line but in a new time where either you were never born or your grandfather was killed by some unknown assailent.

What is a good job for someone leaving high school?

If not going to college, I recommend learning some sort of trade. Mechanic, plumber, welding, carpentry, etc

What is the best jumpscare in a horror/horror-like movie?

The first Insidious, when the demon face appears behind the head

What’s your favorite advertisement or commercial right now?

Flex tape T h a t ' s a l o t o f d a m a g e

Is it possible to have a semantic social media platform for people with high aptitude? A peer reviewed meritocracy with strict rules on content quality, length. A place where anonymity only protects those that need it. A place where echo chambers are discouraged. Or is it unlikely ?

Ooh big words look at you go

People who repeatedly let their dogs shit on other people's lawns and public areas without picking it up, why do you do it?

Because they're assholes. One of our neighbors lets their dog pee and shit near/on our car's tires. And the neighbors just let the dog do its business without even cleaning up, or scolding the dog, or even have the audacity to tell us what's happening. They also keep denying that it's their dog (lots of our neighbors also have dogs) despite the video evidence (we have a CCTV in front of our house) showing that it's theirs. And you know what they said? Just park our car somewhere else so that it doesn't pee on our tires. Our parking space is literally right in front of our front door ffs. Even if we do move, the dog is still shitting on our property.

what is the most underrated food?

Pancakes

What is the best way to control your anger?

Breathe deep and space out for a second before diving back in. It’s like going to the restroom at a party: Keep yourself in check.

How could you answer the question ‘What is your name?’ so as to cause an interest in you?

Mike Hunt Nick Gurr

What will your dream house definitely have? Like objects or features inside the house or around?

an internet connection thats all i need

What did the movies get wrong about ghost / paranormal encounters?

that they happen

What is something simple you were doing wrong for a while and found out how to do right way too late?

so, i guess there’s a different hole you put it in

What do Amazon employees think about the Bezos blast off today?

that he should use the money on us

Where do you believe the lifted truck behind you is going, causing the driver to ride your bumper?

For me they've always got a wounded passenger in the back and they are trying their best to get them to the hospital. I don't want to ever let my ego be the factor that causes someone to die.

if you can control one material in the world, which will you choose ?

Carbon

When the world is run by AI, what will we do with our free time?

Basically, we already know the answer to this. Plenty of societies have produced leisure classes that had no worries about their material wellbeing and could do whatever they felt like with their time. So if you look at the aristocrats of Ancient Greece, or the landed gentry and nobility of Britain, you can see what people would probably do. Warfare, philosophy, and sex seem to be the top three.

American socialists, if capitalism in the States is so bad, why don't you emigrate to a more socialist nation?

What a stupid fucking question. You’re the type of reactionary imbecile who in the civil rights era would be like “if segregation is so bad, why do you stay here”?

What is that one country you will never visit again and why is it Egypt?

Show me on the doll where Egypt touched you.

Who do you think should be in prison right now?

Bill Cosby

Where do all the thousands of Agents Smiths go after they fought Neo?

Ctrl+A Shift+Del

What do you think about those new "Tik Tok" functionality on every social media (instagram reels, snapchat spotlight, YouTube short etc... ) ?

I don't really care about insta and Snapchat, but for YouTube it's just completely useless. These short 20 second videos get randomly recommended anyway. Doesn't make any sense to me, why YouTube had to jump on on that train ..

What was your first job, and have you moved on from it or are you still there?

dish washer 1972 nope

What would you put in your jar of happiness?

sadness

What is the worst insult a person has ever said to your face?

hi

what's the most fucked up thing u did that u still feel guilty about?

I watch my best friends fuck

Our Neighbours Smoking At Home And By Our Open Windows. We Have Baby. Been Asked Stop Doing It. Nothing Helped... What Would You Did In That Situation?

Close your windows

How would you explain 2020/21 to someone who just came out of a three year coma?

We need a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” update for just these years…

People who have gotten their wisdom teeth removed, how did you deal with the after surgery pain?

The prescribed me T3's and that helped a whole lot. What didn't help was the way they made me dramatically constipated and I couldn't shit for a week. Then when I did shit it was like passing a brick with dust on it. I would've rather dealt with the mouth pain.

Dutch people - When people in other countries share the cost of a bill, they are 'Going Dutch'. What term do you use?

Southern neighbor here of the Dutch people (Flanders). We of the think of them as penny pinchers. Perhaps that's where it originated from... But we just say "50/50?" here or something alike. I try to not hang around people that do otherwise. But if by accident it does happen they litteraly say: "Does everybody pay his own share?" I literally had to google the term "Going Dutch". Never heard it.

Have you ever had a bad day that turned into the best of your life? What happened?

Me and some of my buddies at an IT firm were under review by a consultancy company (meaning we're about to get fired!). I'm so stressed out at work so I decide to try out this new hypnotherapy that causes me to relax at work, and it worked! I started coming in cleaning fish that I caught, throwin' down cubicle walls, basically living my life at work like it were my day off work. Well the consultancy company really liked my attitude and decided to give me a promotion! But that was shortlived because I found out my buddies were getting canned. So I managed to convince my buddies to make a virus to scam off pennies to the dollar from the company. It worked, until it didn't.. Turns out it was taking way too much! I thought I was in trouble for sure. I decided to take the blame for it and turn myself in. But just then as I show up to work, the whole place is literally on fire! Come to find out some angry employee decided to take revenge by setting the place on fire! Completely unrelated!

What’s the story of the dumbest coworker you’ve met and why?

Early 00's a coworker got an Ed Hardy slogan tattooed on his neck, he later broke his hand using a wire spooling machine while texting on his phone. This is the rated G stuff he'd pull, dude would brag about raping passed out girls and locking his kid in his house all day while he's at work. Not only was he stupid, he was and is a giant POS.

in rick and morty what do you think will be in dimension X69?

There is a porn comic for that question

What’s your “never again” story?

talked to a girl once

What do you find weirdly attractive in a person?

deadpan sarcasm and the ability to pick up something spontaneously and go with it in any group or social setting.

If you could own a successful business, what would it be?

Honestly, a scrap / junk yard. I love messing with vehicles and mechanical machines, taking them apart all day / fiddling with stuff is something I just couldn’t get bored of.

What would you do if you woke up one day as a random guy in a country of your choice, 100 years ago?

it's called "going to Russia"

What are some false impressions that pornographic movies gave you?

Japanese people do have genitals.

What is something that most people think is true, but it actually isn't?

That '100% chicken breast' means that there's 100% chicken in the food item.(all the chicken in the food is from the breast, but can have a ton of potato starch and other shit in)

What was a promise you made to yourself in a young age but broke later on?

“I promise not to wish for anything else if I can just get this 1 thing”

How does music make you feel?

Depends on the music and the setting. Like that background music always too loud in any kind of store and most restaurants…. Always super annoying and a negative experience (with very rare, less loud, romantic exceptions on a dinner date). Other times when it’s my choice to accentuate my mood or energize me it’s awesome! Also pretty awesome to make music with others. And some creations help me and others get in touch with their emotions better, and just “FEEL” in a culture that tends to encourage suppression of feelings. It’s therapeutic. And when a good beat comes on in the right setting it can even let me cast aside my rampant self-consciousness and DANCE! …which is very freeing. So like any tool ever invented, it’s some good and some bad, depending on how it’s used.

Have you ever interacted with people who eat almost no vegetables?

Yes. Me.

If you could choose what happens to you when you die (your soul, your essence, not your body), what would it be?

Into the void i go, just erase me from existence

What is the most unexplained thing that has happened to you in a public/crowded place?[Serious]

So, here I am, 1990, Upper East Side of Manhattan. I, 17 year old, preppy White girl, walking a dog, at night. A stream of patrons were exiting a comedy club. I stood there, waiting for the crowd to dissipate so I could cross the street, enjoying the mild weather, and generally people watching. I think I might have been trying to get a look at signage to see what act had been performing. Anyway, the strange part: a man passing by lean in, close to my ear, and says in a low voice "Don't try that here", and keeps walking. I'm pretty sure he was accusing me of something, but I have no idea what. Selling drugs? Buying drugs? Pickpocketing? Prostitution? Recruiting people to Scientology?

How do you want to Earth to end if you live to witness it?

I want the earth to end by “Never Gonna Give you Up” sound waves being shit into Earth, causing earthquakes and eventually the Earth exploding.

What is the dumbest but smartest idea you’ve ever had?

Pursuing a life as an idiot savant.

What kind of statement has never failed to piss you off ?

“Its all in your head.” Thanks mom, I’m cured.

What is your favorite word from a language that is not your first?

Fremdschämen (to experience second-hand embarrassment). I experience it rather often. I also like that, as opposed to my own language, it's a single word.

What is something you thought was hot in theory but turned out not to be in practice?

In the heat of the moment, I thought it would be hot to passionately rip my wife's bra off. She was FURIOUS that I ruined one of her good bras.

Has anyone Reality shifted before if so what Reality didja go to?

That's an odd roleplay subject

Who are your fave undertale Characters and Why?

The best character is obviously napstablook

What is a smell that most people don’t like, that you like?

The smell of a just struck match, and the smell of unleaded gas when it's time to top up. Ideally, not at the same time. :D

What’s an album that you always listen to from start to finish?

Pink Floyd - The Wall ... This album really is pure perfection

What was the last straw that made you quit - a job/friendship/relationship/town other..?

Another family member, a cousin, got so engrossed in conspieacy theories that he completely forgot that I had actually gone to war in Iraq, and tried telling me that the whole thing is fake. The government never really sent the military over there, all the news coverage is made up, and anyone who claims to have gone are paid actors.

What is the worst interaction you have had with a police officer?

I had just purchased a car from a friend of mine, but it was during the evening, so we couldn't get the title changed immediately. Me and my other friend drove it to my girlfriends apartment to wait for her to get home from work. Since we had time to kill, we decided to hook up my deck. Unfortunately the electric was all screwed up and the interior lights didn't work, so we had to take apart the dash using screwdrivers and a flashlight. Someone called the cops, thinking we were breaking in, which is understandable. So two squads pulled up, held us at gunpoint and cuffed us. Two of the cops were totally cool after I had explained the situation. One of them used my phone to call the friend I had just purchased the car from to verify my story. While the cop was making the call, this other dickhead started accusing us of "jacking" a bunch of cars in the area. Saying shit like "we know what you're up to. You're going to jail tonight. You've been breaking into other cars around here too".. blah blah blah. The other officer comes over and said the story checks out, and uncuffed us. He was totally polite the entire time. Officer fuckhead just walked away angry without apologizing for repeatedly accusing us of being thieves.

What’s a mainstream thing you snubbed for a while before realizing it’s worth the hype?

pornhub

Uk Reddiors what was your fave shows From cbeebies and Cbbc?

Tracy Beaker

What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

This comme

If you could have an unlimited supply of something for one day before it would disappear, what would it be?

Cash. Buy stocks houses some sort of business to keep well. The supply of cash might disappear but not the income I will get from those businesses.

[Serious] People who's parents died whilst you were young, how did this effect you in the long term?

I learned very young that my life was mine to make of as I would. That there were no saviours. That the buck stopped with me. I developed an extreme sense of independence and resilience. I also developed traits that I struggle with and work to correct - like having difficulty sympathising with people who I feel give up too easily.