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What book would you most like to see turned into a film?	1984 Invisible Monsters
What if Michael Jackson were British?	He'd say haha instead of hehe
What chimera would be the worst abomination?	Man bear pig
Where's the weirdest place that you had sex?	Up the arse.
What are your all-time favorite pick up lines?	Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause you look like a girl.
Which person unintentionally did something that made you extremely happy?	Not unintentionally but maybe it was cause she was married. She told me "I love talking to you. I don't want this to ever stop.". I did my best to take it as a compliment and nothing more. But as days goes by I think about it still. I stopped talking to her, because her husband was acting weird because I talk to her. I don't want to be the person who break something or because of me someone else will suffer... that thought is crippling. I love happy endings to love stories too. I left. Rather be alone than make someone else alone man.
What really scares you besides death and/or disease?	the fact that people younger than me are progressing in life. it makes me worry about them catching up, surpassing me, and making me feel like I've been left behind.
If you could go back in time, what time period and why?	1975. Good cartoons.
What was it like having a dog ?	You mean what is it like.
(This question is coming from someone who hates politics) why can't both political parties get along for five fucking seconds without fighting tooth and nail against each other?	They used to. Once upon a time. Now its just point-scoring, culture war, bollocks.
What's the most accurate stereotype you've found out it was correct visiting a country around the world?	Things are small in Japan.
What would be some good points in favour of the topic "Females should be paid equal to males"?	I have a very hard time imagining what would speak against paying females the same as males.
What’s your favorite, or most disturbing, rabbit hole you venture through on YouTube?	The AMA about the guy who was banging his mom. Must have spent hours reading through that.
How big can spiders get before they lose their creepiness and spookyness factor?	Spiders are limited to their size, as say if it got to about the size of your chest their body couldn't support it, I believe something to do with their exoskeletons
What can you do to stop expecting that every minor physical inconvenience is a symptom of a terminal illness?	Don't google your symptoms and don't ask for advice from non medical professionals
What is the song that is representative of your life?	Some Nights by .fun seems to have a post-traumatic, war-veteran feel to it, reinforced by the video.
What film is most representative of your life?	I grew up in a religious community, maybe even inside the "Bible Belt". The Truman Show kind of resonated. Lesser known is a documentary, Jesus Camp.
What is the best cussword of your language that can be used in everyday life?	Fuck
What is your go to “fun fact”?	lobsters are more aerodynamic than jeeps
What TV series is most representative of your life?	Bojack Horseman, without the money.
What everyday object or practice is extremely dangerous for humans, but most of the people keep using it without acknowledging it?	Driving cars.
what do you wish people would stop asking you?	whY rU so SkiNnY u sHouLd EaT moAr
Who in your family loves you the most?	nobody loves me
What would happen if a man have walked in a tunnel where there only the trains do go and then when he go in the tunnel had there a train been he cannot escape the train and then the train driver did not could have stopped the train and then what would the man had to must do?	R/Ihadastrokereadingthis
People around the age of 13-15 what is that one 2000s song that makes you feel good about yourself?	Caramelldansen :3
How do think it smells in space? And how would you be able to smell it with a space suit on?	https://theface.com/life/what-does-space-smell-like-perfurmery-fragrance-nasa-byredo#:~:text=%E2%80%8B%E2%80%9CThe%20best%20description%20I,%2C%20%E2%80%8B%E2%80%9Cspent%20gunpowder%E2%80%9D.
Who's someone you'd be confident you could take in a celeb boxing match?	Stephen Hawking
If the Marvel Cinematic Universe was filmed in any other decade, what decade would you choose and who would be the best actors to fit the characters?	The 90's, a the same actors. Only now they are babies.
How would you describe snow to those who only ever live in the tropics?	Wet, cold sand.
What's Your Spirit Animal?	Snake cuz it matches my personality.
What's Your Ideal Best Friend?	Someone I just vibe with ya know? It’s hard for me to find someone like that.
People who create and use aimbot. Why?	I don't, but it's pretty obvious that the answer is to gain an advantage.
What's Make You Happy Today ?	nothing - the only thing that made me happy is gone
What smartphone app do you wish existed, but doesn't?	It’s a trick, op is looking for ideas
What’s the one thing that completely turns you on?	Sundresses
what surprises you more space or ocean?	Space. Just imaging, It's like our unexplored ocean, but multiply that by trillions. Just imagine the amount of nature we're missing out of, just cause we're unable to EVER get there...
What does the pokemon foongus evolve into?	Amoongus
What's the weirdest food combination you eat that JUST WORKS?	Ice cream/milkshake with fries. My sister showed me this one.
People who have traveled, what country has the best fast food and what country has the best fine dining in your opinion?	fast food definitely vietnam. vietnams street food is so good that all the fast food chains like mcd and stuff make nearly no business there. Fine dining probably france.
What goes through your mind when you see a happy man smiling?	How fucken dare he !
Whats the minimum amount of money that would completely change your life?	250k. It would ease the renovation cost plus it would allow me to get at my retirement target very easy. Now I get there too. I can do what i want, but i can't splurge...
To international school students, what accent do/did you develop?	Im French but I’ve been living in Australia for 6 years. Now I have an English accent when I speak French and a French accent when I speak English.
What would be your reaction if you ever caught your parents watching porn?	I wouldn’t mind. They aren’t hurting or bothering me by watching it, so I don’t care about it. What they do in their private life is up to them, and none of my business.
What is the most annoying/irresponsible thing your roommate(s) have ever done?	Ate my last tin of baked beans while I was at work. Came home and had to make do with just toast. I'll never forgive him.
What Non-NSFW But Still Weird Thing Have You Caught Someone Doing?	Would you consider making out to not be NSFW? I seen a couple kissing in the halls of my school after school against a wall, but the guy was holding a taco from Taco Bell in his left hand at about the same level as their heads. Made me chuckle.
(Serious) Which unsolved case gives you the heebie jeebies?	A 9-year-old autistic boy went missing earlier this month. He ran away from the school yard when the teacher’s wasn’t looking. He was nonverbal and the news announced that along with his other details. Earlier this week he was found dead in the river. Police claim he most likely fell in and died. No further investigation. But I can’t help but feel there’s some foul play here. It’s just my speculation but it’s not unreasonable to think he was abducted, assaulted, killed and dumped. The way the news announced his disability and demeanor on the missing person alert could’ve made him an easy target for predators. And the quick conclusions and no investigation (in public knowledge at least) is unsettling. Missing boys always seem to get less attention than missing girls.
You have a tablespoons worth of unspecified liquid. How do you cause the most amount of chaos?	a tablespoon of silicon oil on the very smooth floor of a train station or airport
(Serious) What was the scariest/most thrilling haunted house experience that you have had?	I was always the guy the girls brought along to cling to. I was big and scary in the bright daylight and even more so in the dark so I tended to freak out the people working at those haunted houses. Which was kind of fun to me, does that count?
What’s something you wish you could forget and why?	^^
What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen On The Job?	Co worker came to work drunk and took a shit in the trash can in the break room.
What bad situation did sex improve?	A sexless one? 🤷‍♀️
What is the first thing people think of, when they think of your country?	Hobbits, probably.
What image or item instantly sets off your Trypophobia (aversion or fear of clusters of small holes, bumps, or patterns)?	Pictures of lotus pods. But in real life sponges and crumpets
[Serious] What's a creepy, hazy memory from your childhood that you're not 100% sure really happened or not?	I once woke up and sat up in my bed and saw a bunch of bronzeish coloured angel like kids holding hands and dancing around my bed. Used to try to attribute it to Christianity back when I was religious, now I'm fairly certain I was just dreaming and I probably confused it with me actually being awake.
What is your useless superpower?	I know what time it is. Ask me. Ask and I will quickly recall when it was I last KNEW the time, how long it has been since then, what quarter of the hour it likely is then whether it's early in the quarter or late. I can usually get it within five minutes. My wife will quiz me out of the blue. She got up to pee one night and sarcastically asked, "Hey, Dz, what time is it?" I woke up, rolled it around in my head and said, "2:47?" She went quiet... "Fuck you. It's 2:47."
What’s the first thing come to your mind when you think of Thailand?	One Night in Bangkok immediately gets stuck in my head.
What would you name your worst trip ever and why?	"my worst trip ever" it's descriptive and to the point.
What are some c=good comebacks for creeps on the internet?	C = Can't get laid, square
What was your worst trip ever and what would you name it?	Flying from London to Paris in a really bad storm, then travelling back by land, for 15 hours. Never again!
What's a surprisingly interesting thing?	The government (USA) is seriously investigating UFOs in its airspace which defy all known laws of physics and aerodynamics
Which thing do you like more about your ex than about your current boy/Girlfriend?	The fact they're not around any more.
How does one get banned for life from a baseball stadium?	Successful hunt the mascot
Whereabouts can you buy a Sugma in America?	Same place that sells Sawcon, Ligma, and Dragon
In what ways are some low-income people, their own worst enemy, shooting themselves in the foot?	They aren't. That's dumb. It costs more to be poor and most governments have decided to do nothing .
what are your fave Lyrics?	“She said do you love me I tell her only partly, I only love My bed and my mama I’m sorry”- Drake: Gods Plan
What do you think of Jake Paul?	a perfect example of what not to be in every which way
What's your worst traveling experience?	My grandpa died on a vacation to Hawaii we went on.
What is the most kindest thing you have ever done?	I look away from attractive women to not bother them with my ugliness
What is one little mistake you made that completely ruined your chances with someone you love(ed)?	Looking like I do Talking like I do Walking like I do Doing what I do Existing how I do Just to name a few things
What can you do to stop the habit of Googling health symptoms?	Realize, eventually, everyone dies. With that in mind, appreciate every little bit of life.
What is the reason that people always shorten their name like “hi! I’m El, short for Ella” but never extend their name like “hi! I’m Ellanor, long for Ella”?	Because being lazy is a thing
How do you deal with people who distort reality, like memorize "Fox News" talking points then just regurgitate them at random?	With a shovel lol
What if expressing religion through clothings in schools is forbidden?	Shoot I am not religious, but I would complain about that. If you want to express your religion through your clothes then go ahead. It shouldn’t be banned. I don’t see a problem with a shirt saying something religious as long as it isn’t offending other religions or groups of people.
What do you do when you hang out with your buddies?	Cocaine
What's Something You Do That Triggers You?	I tell myself i will start doing something then I dont do it
What's the best joke someone have ever told you?	What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven
What do women find unattractive in a man?	Nothing turns me off more than a unhygienic man.
What’s your favorite thing to say if you are in an argument?	Let me hear your opinion then I can decide whether or not I'm wrong and we can discuss this properly.
What is the worst movie?	Cats. Seeing this question pop up so often makes me slowly lose sanity, by having to be reminded of this atrocity.
Who Is Your Least Favourite Person In The World?	A guy at my school who found out I was gay and went on to tell management I was sexually harassing him. Fun.
What if you tried to punch a hole in the wall, then saw that the wall's just a big thick pop tart?	I would be trapped in the best version of Vivarium I could have hoped for.
What is the worst parenting advice someone has given to you?	Not specifically to me but giving babies whiskey to make them sleep. Your baby does not need to be as drunk as you are to sleep. Even just rubbing it in their gums is at the very least pointless.
Any Teens here like Elton John if so what are your fave songs by him?	He has so many hits. Love the yellow brick road album
What would you do if you discovered the love of your life was a mentally ill genius?	Marry me?
What is an overused plot that movies should really stop using?	Beautiful teenage girl found a ritual on the internet, people gather and do the ritual together. Turns out ritual works and shit happens...
How do you become a meme hero?	Step 1: make memes Step 2: Step 3: Succes
What's the most unattractive thing women can do?	Play hard to get. Like c'mon my self esteem is so low that if you pretend like you're not in to me I'll 100% believe you and move on.
What's a movie that you think deserves a better ending?	The Mist
People who sort subs by “New” & are the first to upvote good new posts, why do you do it? The majority of “New” posts are duds, why sort subs by “Hot” or “Top”?	My guess would be there’s a greater chance of getting a top comment/award on a viral post if they are one of the first to get to it.
What is something positive you think should be in the news right now but isn't?	Can't think of anything specific right now, but I do wonder why negative news is generally classed as more important than positive.
What's the most expensive thing/value you saw falling on the ground?	A 7000 bucks laptop with some special software for work. Got yelled at pretty bad
Who likes to “play god”?	People who started religion
What's a movie that you think deserves a sequel?	Alita: Battle Angel
If given the opportunity, would you board a colony ship to a distant earth-like planet with a few thousand strangers? Why or why not?	Depends on gender ratio, quality of life when I arrive and, depending on how long the journey is, quality of life on the ship. If it's a 1 year journey, I have my own en suite room on the ship, there's 5x as many women as men and upon arrival on this new planet I get an average respectable job and a decent 1 bed flat then fuck yeah!!!!!
What TV intro do you have to skip everytime?	If I have the option, I skip every single one of them.
What is the reason that you hate your own country?	Shitty healthcare, Gun violence, useless war on drugs.
What's the best action movie one liner of all time?	What are you doing step bro?
What’s the best/worst mistranslation?	All your bases are belong to us.
What's your honest opinion on Charlie sheen?	Legend
What would you like to spend less money on?	My three boys. My youngest spent £1.000 on eBay yesterday. Fffs

What book would you most like to see turned into a film?

1984 Invisible Monsters

What if Michael Jackson were British?

He'd say haha instead of hehe

What chimera would be the worst abomination?

Man bear pig

Where's the weirdest place that you had sex?

Up the arse.

What are your all-time favorite pick up lines?

Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause you look like a girl.

Which person unintentionally did something that made you extremely happy?

Not unintentionally but maybe it was cause she was married. She told me "I love talking to you. I don't want this to ever stop.". I did my best to take it as a compliment and nothing more. But as days goes by I think about it still. I stopped talking to her, because her husband was acting weird because I talk to her. I don't want to be the person who break something or because of me someone else will suffer... that thought is crippling. I love happy endings to love stories too. I left. Rather be alone than make someone else alone man.

What really scares you besides death and/or disease?

the fact that people younger than me are progressing in life. it makes me worry about them catching up, surpassing me, and making me feel like I've been left behind.

If you could go back in time, what time period and why?

1975. Good cartoons.

What was it like having a dog ?

You mean what *is* it like.

(This question is coming from someone who hates politics) why can't both political parties get along for five fucking seconds without fighting tooth and nail against each other?

They used to. Once upon a time. Now its just point-scoring, culture war, bollocks.

What's the most accurate stereotype you've found out it was correct visiting a country around the world?

Things are small in Japan.

What would be some good points in favour of the topic "Females should be paid equal to males"?

I have a very hard time imagining what would speak against paying females the same as males.

What’s your favorite, or most disturbing, rabbit hole you venture through on YouTube?

The AMA about the guy who was banging his mom. Must have spent hours reading through that.

How big can spiders get before they lose their creepiness and spookyness factor?

Spiders are limited to their size, as say if it got to about the size of your chest their body couldn't support it, I believe something to do with their exoskeletons

What can you do to stop expecting that every minor physical inconvenience is a symptom of a terminal illness?

Don't google your symptoms and don't ask for advice from non medical professionals

What is the song that is representative of your life?

*Some Nights* by .fun seems to have a post-traumatic, war-veteran feel to it, reinforced by the video.

What film is most representative of your life?

I grew up in a religious community, maybe even inside the "Bible Belt". *The Truman Show* kind of resonated. Lesser known is a documentary, *Jesus Camp*.

What is the best cussword of your language that can be used in everyday life?

Fuck

What is your go to “fun fact”?

lobsters are more aerodynamic than jeeps

What TV series is most representative of your life?

Bojack Horseman, without the money.

What everyday object or practice is extremely dangerous for humans, but most of the people keep using it without acknowledging it?

Driving cars.

what do you wish people would stop asking you?

whY rU so SkiNnY u sHouLd EaT moAr

Who in your family loves you the most?

nobody loves me

What would happen if a man have walked in a tunnel where there only the trains do go and then when he go in the tunnel had there a train been he cannot escape the train and then the train driver did not could have stopped the train and then what would the man had to must do?

R/Ihadastrokereadingthis

People around the age of 13-15 what is that one 2000s song that makes you feel good about yourself?

Caramelldansen :3

How do think it smells in space? And how would you be able to smell it with a space suit on?

https://theface.com/life/what-does-space-smell-like-perfurmery-fragrance-nasa-byredo#:~:text=%E2%80%8B%E2%80%9CThe%20best%20description%20I,%2C%20%E2%80%8B%E2%80%9Cspent%20gunpowder%E2%80%9D.

Who's someone you'd be confident you could take in a celeb boxing match?

Stephen Hawking

If the Marvel Cinematic Universe was filmed in any other decade, what decade would you choose and who would be the best actors to fit the characters?

The 90's, a the same actors. Only now they are babies.

How would you describe snow to those who only ever live in the tropics?

Wet, cold sand.

What's Your Spirit Animal?

Snake cuz it matches my personality.

What's Your Ideal Best Friend?

Someone I just vibe with ya know? It’s hard for me to find someone like that.

People who create and use aimbot. Why?

I don't, but it's pretty obvious that the answer is to gain an advantage.

What's Make You Happy Today ?

nothing - the only thing that made me happy is gone

What smartphone app do you wish existed, but doesn't?

It’s a trick, op is looking for ideas

What’s the one thing that completely turns you on?

Sundresses

what surprises you more space or ocean?

Space. Just imaging, It's like our unexplored ocean, but multiply that by trillions. Just imagine the amount of nature we're missing out of, just cause we're unable to EVER get there...

What does the pokemon foongus evolve into?

Amoongus

What's the weirdest food combination you eat that JUST WORKS?

Ice cream/milkshake with fries. My sister showed me this one.

People who have traveled, what country has the best fast food and what country has the best fine dining in your opinion?

fast food definitely vietnam. vietnams street food is so good that all the fast food chains like mcd and stuff make nearly no business there. Fine dining probably france.

What goes through your mind when you see a happy man smiling?

How fucken dare he !

Whats the minimum amount of money that would completely change your life?

250k. It would ease the renovation cost plus it would allow me to get at my retirement target very easy. Now I get there too. I can do what i want, but i can't splurge...

To international school students, what accent do/did you develop?

Im French but I’ve been living in Australia for 6 years. Now I have an English accent when I speak French and a French accent when I speak English.

What would be your reaction if you ever caught your parents watching porn?

I wouldn’t mind. They aren’t hurting or bothering me by watching it, so I don’t care about it. What they do in their private life is up to them, and none of my business.

What is the most annoying/irresponsible thing your roommate(s) have ever done?

Ate my last tin of baked beans while I was at work. Came home and had to make do with just toast. I'll never forgive him.

What Non-NSFW But Still Weird Thing Have You Caught Someone Doing?

Would you consider making out to not be NSFW? I seen a couple kissing in the halls of my school after school against a wall, but the guy was holding a taco from Taco Bell in his left hand at about the same level as their heads. Made me chuckle.

(Serious) Which unsolved case gives you the heebie jeebies?

A 9-year-old autistic boy went missing earlier this month. He ran away from the school yard when the teacher’s wasn’t looking. He was nonverbal and the news announced that along with his other details. Earlier this week he was found dead in the river. Police claim he most likely fell in and died. No further investigation. But I can’t help but feel there’s some foul play here. It’s just my speculation but it’s not unreasonable to think he was abducted, assaulted, killed and dumped. The way the news announced his disability and demeanor on the missing person alert could’ve made him an easy target for predators. And the quick conclusions and no investigation (in public knowledge at least) is unsettling. Missing boys always seem to get less attention than missing girls.

You have a tablespoons worth of unspecified liquid. How do you cause the most amount of chaos?

a tablespoon of silicon oil on the very smooth floor of a train station or airport

(Serious) What was the scariest/most thrilling haunted house experience that you have had?

I was always the guy the girls brought along to cling to. I was big and scary in the bright daylight and even more so in the dark so I tended to freak out the people working at those haunted houses. Which was kind of fun to me, does that count?

What’s something you wish you could forget and why?

^^

What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen On The Job?

Co worker came to work drunk and took a shit in the trash can in the break room.

What bad situation did sex improve?

A sexless one? 🤷‍♀️

What is the first thing people think of, when they think of your country?

Hobbits, probably.

What image or item instantly sets off your Trypophobia (aversion or fear of clusters of small holes, bumps, or patterns)?

Pictures of lotus pods. But in real life sponges and crumpets

[Serious] What's a creepy, hazy memory from your childhood that you're not 100% sure really happened or not?

I once woke up and sat up in my bed and saw a bunch of bronzeish coloured angel like kids holding hands and dancing around my bed. Used to try to attribute it to Christianity back when I was religious, now I'm fairly certain I was just dreaming and I probably confused it with me actually being awake.

What is your useless superpower?

I know what time it is. Ask me. Ask and I will quickly recall when it was I last KNEW the time, how long it has been since then, what quarter of the hour it likely is then whether it's early in the quarter or late. I can usually get it within five minutes. My wife will quiz me out of the blue. She got up to pee one night and sarcastically asked, "Hey, Dz, what time is it?" I woke up, rolled it around in my head and said, "2:47?" She went quiet... "Fuck you. It's 2:47."

What’s the first thing come to your mind when you think of Thailand?

One Night in Bangkok immediately gets stuck in my head.

What would you name your worst trip ever and why?

"my worst trip ever" it's descriptive and to the point.

What are some c=good comebacks for creeps on the internet?

C = Can't get laid, square

What was your worst trip ever and what would you name it?

Flying from London to Paris in a really bad storm, then travelling back by land, for 15 hours. Never again!

What's a surprisingly interesting thing?

The government (USA) is seriously investigating UFOs in its airspace which defy all known laws of physics and aerodynamics

Which thing do you like more about your ex than about your current boy/Girlfriend?

The fact they're not around any more.

How does one get banned for life from a baseball stadium?

Successful hunt the mascot

Whereabouts can you buy a Sugma in America?

Same place that sells Sawcon, Ligma, and Dragon

In what ways are some low-income people, their own worst enemy, shooting themselves in the foot?

They aren't. That's dumb. It costs more to be poor and most governments have decided to do nothing .

what are your fave Lyrics?

“She said do you love me I tell her only partly, I only love My bed and my mama I’m sorry”- Drake: Gods Plan

What do you think of Jake Paul?

a perfect example of what not to be in every which way

What's your worst traveling experience?

My grandpa died on a vacation to Hawaii we went on.

What is the most kindest thing you have ever done?

I look away from attractive women to not bother them with my ugliness

What is one little mistake you made that completely ruined your chances with someone you love(ed)?

Looking like I do Talking like I do Walking like I do Doing what I do Existing how I do Just to name a few things

What can you do to stop the habit of Googling health symptoms?

Realize, eventually, everyone dies. With that in mind, appreciate every little bit of life.

What is the reason that people always shorten their name like “hi! I’m El, short for Ella” but never extend their name like “hi! I’m Ellanor, long for Ella”?

Because being lazy is a thing

How do you deal with people who distort reality, like memorize "Fox News" talking points then just regurgitate them at random?

With a shovel lol

What if expressing religion through clothings in schools is forbidden?

Shoot I am not religious, but I would complain about that. If you want to express your religion through your clothes then go ahead. It shouldn’t be banned. I don’t see a problem with a shirt saying something religious as long as it isn’t offending other religions or groups of people.

What do you do when you hang out with your buddies?

Cocaine

What's Something You Do That Triggers You?

I tell myself i will start doing something then I dont do it

What's the best joke someone have ever told you?

What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven

What do women find unattractive in a man?

Nothing turns me off more than a unhygienic man.

What’s your favorite thing to say if you are in an argument?

Let me hear your opinion then I can decide whether or not I'm wrong and we can discuss this properly.

What is the worst movie?

Cats. Seeing this question pop up so often makes me slowly lose sanity, by having to be reminded of this atrocity.

Who Is Your Least Favourite Person In The World?

A guy at my school who found out I was gay and went on to tell management I was sexually harassing him. Fun.

What if you tried to punch a hole in the wall, then saw that the wall's just a big thick pop tart?

I would be trapped in the best version of Vivarium I could have hoped for.

What is the worst parenting advice someone has given to you?

Not specifically to me but giving babies whiskey to make them sleep. Your baby does not need to be as drunk as you are to sleep. Even just rubbing it in their gums is at the very least pointless.

Any Teens here like Elton John if so what are your fave songs by him?

He has so many hits. Love the yellow brick road album

What would you do if you discovered the love of your life was a mentally ill genius?

Marry me?

What is an overused plot that movies should really stop using?

Beautiful teenage girl found a ritual on the internet, people gather and do the ritual together. Turns out ritual works and shit happens...

How do you become a meme hero?

Step 1: make memes Step 2: Step 3: Succes

What's the most unattractive thing women can do?

Play hard to get. Like c'mon my self esteem is so low that if you pretend like you're not in to me I'll 100% believe you and move on.

What's a movie that you think deserves a better ending?

The Mist

People who sort subs by “New” & are the first to upvote good new posts, why do you do it? The majority of “New” posts are duds, why sort subs by “Hot” or “Top”?

My guess would be there’s a greater chance of getting a top comment/award on a viral post if they are one of the first to get to it.

What is something positive you think should be in the news right now but isn't?

Can't think of anything specific right now, but I do wonder why negative news is generally classed as more important than positive.

What's the most expensive thing/value you saw falling on the ground?

A 7000 bucks laptop with some special software for work. Got yelled at pretty bad

Who likes to “play god”?

People who started religion

What's a movie that you think deserves a sequel?

Alita: Battle Angel

If given the opportunity, would you board a colony ship to a distant earth-like planet with a few thousand strangers? Why or why not?

Depends on gender ratio, quality of life when I arrive and, depending on how long the journey is, quality of life on the ship. If it's a 1 year journey, I have my own en suite room on the ship, there's 5x as many women as men and upon arrival on this new planet I get an average respectable job and a decent 1 bed flat then fuck yeah!!!!!

What TV intro do you have to skip everytime?

If I have the option, I skip every single one of them.

What is the reason that you hate your own country?

Shitty healthcare, Gun violence, useless war on drugs.

What's the best action movie one liner of all time?

What are you doing step bro?

What’s the best/worst mistranslation?

All your bases are belong to us.

What's your honest opinion on Charlie sheen?

Legend

What would you like to spend less money on?

My three boys. My youngest spent £1.000 on eBay yesterday. Fffs