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What was/is your most dangerous job, and how is it dangerous?
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Military and it's self explanatory
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What would they do with their lives, if fictional bad guys won?
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See: MegaMind
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What is your deep secret that, if disclosed may break your entire life?
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I'm Batman
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What's something that seems obvious to you, but clearly is not to the majority of the people?
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That what you put out in the world is what you get back. Hateful people only see negative and hateful. Positive people get knocks, but they keep going. It's all whether you're looking up, or looking down.
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Step siblings, how much of a gag is the washing machine?
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I have a step-sister. It became a meme after we had both already moved out and we haven't spoken much in the last 8 years or so, so it wouldn't have come up. But no, there's never been any temptation. It ain't like that. I'm sure some folks do thirst after their step-siblings, it wouldn't have become such a huge porn category if nobody was into it.
But as a person, the washing machine gag is cheesy as hell lol nobody gets stuck in a washing machine with their ass hanging out.
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What were the wars that brought great transformation among humanity?
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Basically any major war greatly transforms humanity.
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What's the term for when a variable or test subject is aware of the test they're in? Not the placebo effect... there's some sort've term or title for this?
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[Participation Bias](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participation_bias#:~:text=Participation%20bias%20or%20non%2Dresponse,%2C%20studies%2C%20polls%2C%20etc.&text=These%20traits%20mean%20the%20sample,potentially%20resulting%20in%20biased%20estimates.)
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever witnessed on public transport?
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The bus driver almost kicked some old guys ass, also a dead body
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Why do you think bus drivers have such big penises?
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They need three hands for wheel
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What's the greatest achievements of mankind?
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Either indoor plumbing or organized waste disposal
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What life skills should be taught to all young people?
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How to cook, do laundry, & balance a budget
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What has been your worst sex scenario and why were you in that situation?
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I ended up hooking up with a chick one time and the sex was just awful. She was on the bottom and trying to hump me back while I was fucking her. She just had no experience I guess. It was awful and not enjoyable. Years later I bumped into her, we texted and she told me how much are always thought about our sex and how great it was.
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What is the best hour of the day?
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2am cause it’s like, “dope it’s not 3am yet, I can still get some dezzent sleep.”
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People who agree with having pets, why do you think it's okay?
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The humans and pets both enjoy it as long as they are treated well. I see no problem with it. If the pets are abused that's another story. I see having pets as mutually beneficial.
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All of humanity is now under your control. What is the first thing you do?
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Make everyone actually care about the environment.
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Prince Harry is running a contest to see who can come up with the best title for his memoirs. The winner will receive $1,000,000 and their title will be used for the book. What’s your idea?
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Mommie Issues
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If you got to choose any country to live in, which one would it be? Why?
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Lichtenstein.
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What events will cause WW3?
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It will begin with the second Emu War.
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Which person was shown as a bad in history but actually was based?
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Everyone hates on Hitler but, he killed Hitler.
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What non-real place do you visit regularly in your dreams, but with a different storyline each time (not a single recurring dream)?
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I pretty consistently dream about a giant mall that 100% does not exist, but it's like...the kind of mall I WISHED existed. So a bunch of cool stuff to do and look at and experience. I also pretty frequently dream about Coney Island....but again not even remotely how it is in real life, but more what my ideal beach destination would look like.
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People who didn’t meet their SO through online dating, how did it happen?
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This will probably get buried in the comments but loads of people tell me this a cute story so you guys might enjoy it.
We actually met through his mum, as dorky as that sounds. I was in nursing school and i didn't drive, when work placement came i had no way to get to the nursing home for a 6am start, when telling all this to the facilitator this woman overheard and offered for me to stay at her place as it was around the corner. I'd only seen her from time to time in class/on kunch breaks and not had more than a conversation of small talk with her but i also had no other way of getting to my placements so i accepted.
When i got to her house her youngest son was giving me a tour of the house and opened each door to tell me who's room was who's (no one else was home yet) and at one point he opens a door and says "this is my brother curtis' room" and ut was filled with all the geeky stuff i love, memorabilia, posters, tv series, figures ect. One by one her kids were coming home throughout the afternoon and i was wondering which one he was. Being very shy and introverted i didn't ask or speak to him until about 4 days after when i was sitting in their lounge room and my phone was on 1% battery and his mum goes "go upstairs and speak to him already. I know you're bored down here" and i was like oh no i'm okay and then she gets her daughter to take me upstairs and properly introduce me. She knocked on his door and said "curtis. This leonie, you guys like all the same stuff, go!" And pushed me into the room.
The rest is history, really. We're supposed to be getting married next month (but not likely due to covid lockdown).
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What still manages to piss you off?
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All the people I told personal things to who didn’t deserve to know them, or ended up weaponizing the information against me
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What’s the biggest cat you think you could beat in a fight to the death?
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That just sounds like a catastrophe.
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Which celebrity has blocked you on social media and why?
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Katie Hopkins.
A satirical news site called NewsThump ran an "arsehole premier league" in 2016 where they would pit well known British arseholes against eachother and let their readers vote on who was the worst person.
Katie was having a good season, making lots of vacuous and racist comments, but was up against stiff competition like Nigel Farage (who'd just convinced the uneducated half of the population to vote against its future prosperity).
I gave her regular updates and support on her twitter, I really wanted her to win this. She, apparently, didn't need my support.
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[Serious] What’s better jam or marmalade?
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Theres a difference?
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Beside the Spongebob Squarepants movie, what are your favorites?
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Spongebob 2
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A leader once said “we always know who is hardworking and who is lazy”, what’s a real life example of this?
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A person who can explain something they are doing, versus a person who can only say umm and fiddle a booklet.
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What was the most embarrassing thing you saw someone else do?
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Working at a social services office some guy tripping comes in and strip all naked. Then tried doing handstands. Security waited till he got tired trying then bundled him up up and away.
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Who always fun with you?
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Best friend of 10 years. No matter how long it is between seeing each other. We just rattle off each other cracking jokes and roasting other friends. just chill back or take a drive. Never dull when we’re together
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What are some stupid things you did as a child?
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Many stupid things.
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Why infedelity hurts so much ?
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It negatively affects the victim's perception of their own value
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What was the scariest most realistic dream you had experienced?
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I once had a dream where I was attacked by a demon and felt the life drain from my body and I thought I actually died
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According to you, what is true meaning of freedom?
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'merica
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What job would make someone a piece of shit in your opinion, no matter how nice they are as a person?
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I don't imagine ICE officers are well liked
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Which childhood myths did you and your friends believe in, but turned out completely false?
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That adulthood is good..
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What are the most popular TV shows in history?
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MASH was pretty popular
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What "last stands" in human history has Sabaton NOT composed a song about yet?
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Stephen Hawking's last stand.
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What screams toxic relationship?
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joint Facebook account
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People who have had chronic night terrors, how did you get them to stop?
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I've only had one or two and then they just kind of went away
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People with foot fetishes why are you sexualiy aroused by feet?
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Psychology major here, the part in the brain that is responsible for the sensation of touch has the genitals and feet right next to each other. Sometimes there's some overlap and you have a foot fetish. However even knowing this i don't understand it, feet weird me out
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How has 2021 changed you, for better or worse?
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Better, but it's because of my gf
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What do you guys think about mass tracking by the government if it were to bring down unsolved crime?
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It already happens. The government/police/\[insert whatever special group here\] can get into your phone, computers, know your location and bring up all sorts of info about you in an extremely short space of time. You could be under investigation right now and not even know about it, they just neeed suspicion/cause.
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People in a relationship: When did you and your partner started to have a realtionship?
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Started out just talking. I was casually dating at the time. Eventually it got serious and I stopped talking to my other prospects, now we own a home together and getting married in about a month.
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What's the best comfort food according to you after sex?
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What kind of sex you having to need comfort food? I just eat normal food.
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What is your prediction for the next 5 years?
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Some people will die somewhere in the world of various causes and babies will be born in various places. Could be wrong idk
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Men with pubic and ass hair. How you get rid of that?
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Angle grinder
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What event seemed insignificant at the time, but looking back you realize you dodged a bullet?
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went on a date with a guy who went on to murder someone so yeah
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what is something you used to hate but is now a daily thing in your life?
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Depression
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What are the companies with more than 5 rounds of interview?
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I dunno about more than, but I went through five stages at Volvo IT
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What are US high schools really like? Are they faithfully portrayed in movies, books and TV shows?
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Lol
No.
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What is the best drink you ever had?
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Water
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What activity did everyone say was fun, but when you tried it you just hated it?
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Tiktok
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What's the scariest thing ever happened to you?
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I dropped the soap in prison...
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What is your bodies version of a “check engine light”?
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Pissing and shitting blood
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If you could be the opposite sex for 24hrs what would you do with time?
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Any woman that says she wouldn't windmill for some of that time is lying.
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What is the best movie drinking game you can think of ?
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We used to do one with the old Van Damme movies... Whenever he does a slow-mo scream you have to drink for as long as the scream lasts...
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What Is The Process One Needs To Go Through To Be Able To Give Sexual Consent Or Consent In General?
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Plants vs Zombies
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What are some unsolved mysteries of the internet?
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How is there Obama behind Obama, how did he get there?
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What is one thing everyone could stop/start doing that would immediately have a large collective benefit for society?
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Dying
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What's your opinion about a non-existent box being empty or full? What do you think?
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It's neither cause it doesn't exist
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What lies has TV told you?
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Guns have bullet factory’s in the magazine
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How can you tell if a guy likes you?
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He puffs up his mating coat and calls out, "kiri-ki kiri-ki"
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What prank have you witnessed that turned deadly??
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The 2016 presidential election.
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What's something people often misunderstand?
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How depression makes everything so damn boring despite what you do
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What do you think is the most interesting piece of history that almost noone knows about or everyone knows it wrong?
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The battle of shrute farms
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What is one thing you believe, even though there isn’t proof?
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Aliens. Because there's just such a huge space we don't know what's there yet.
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People who do the bare minimum at work and get away with it, what's your secret?
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Surely that’s what’s expected, right? You follow your contract duties and do your work. Not every job pays you extra for doing extra work.
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What was the moment when you realised you needed new friends?
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When my sister almost died and the people I thought cared about me the most didn't even check in.
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Why do gay people need to get married?
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Why can’t they
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People who were/are friends with extremely attractive people, how does this affect your life?
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I get ignored but I don't mind because I'm an introvert
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What's a stereotype about people from your country that you're tired of hearing?
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That all white people are privelleged
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What would you be willing to get in a long line for?
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A PS5 that I don't buy from a scalper
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What was your first reaction when you see the lyrics of barbie girl ?
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Wanted to beat the shit out of everyone involved in creating that abomination.
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What do you think about gay marriage?
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Pretty gay tbh
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what do you fear the most?
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Heights and furries
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What would be your reaction if your son turned out to be homosexual?
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"... Ok..... And?"
Wouldn't give a shit, its no different from him being straight
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What do you think about the man with two cocks?
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Cock a doodle two
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If you had no boundaries what would be your favourite thing to do?
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Eat some bacons. In my religion (ahem), bacons are prohibited
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Which Same Gender Person you find attractive?
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My boyfriend.
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What are some recent trends that will never be revisited?
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Tide pods
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Who's got the best Fried Chicken?
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if we're talking just fried chicken, no sauce: chick fil a
if we're talking fried chicken combined with the sauce: still chick fil a
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What does hot ananas taste like to you? Since apparently it tastes like vomit to some people?
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A hot anus
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Everybody’s gangster, until... what?
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Everybody gangsta till the cockroach starts flying.
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What would be the theme of a really show involving you?
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Reality?
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If you could rename any day of the week, which would it be and what would you name it?
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Wednesday, I'd make it Wendsday or just Wenday
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What would you say to someone who starts smoking next to you?
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Keep smoking em, finish the job quicker
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Kids from 90s-00s, what "under the couch/behind the drawer" kinda "findings" made you go nostalgic?
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Tamagotchi
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What is the best thing that's happened to you since the pandemic?
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Got a great gaming laptop
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What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?
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I once had a dream of my mom..... I saw her in a bea red dress like she was young and I never forgot that since I dont remember anything earlier than that in my childhood. Then in recent years I saw the photo in my moms room
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How do you quit a bad habit?
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Replace it with a good one
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What is up with people wearing only one arm guard?
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maybe to weigh less or have greater freedom of movement with the other, while still protecting the main one?
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Whats something people from your country look forward to that outsiders would hate?
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Well the government here is fine with charging a life saving surgery thousands of dollars to those who might not be able to afford it.
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What are some of the best Shows/ Movies to watch on HBO Max?
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The Jinx, Sharp Objects, True Detective, The Wire, Game of Thrones
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When is the last time you had a $10 bill in your wallet?
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I've never had any american currency in my wallet...
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How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?
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Not really, not if you still measure from your Date Of Birth. I guess if you measure from Date Of Conception it would be longer, but there’s problems with doin that, like not everyone knows what it is - its not necessarily obvious exactly when it happened. And also that’s probably not when life begins by any reasonable definition.
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What's the most unusual way you've discovered you have a particular kink?
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Accidentally started choking my ex. She called nearly called me daddy. I did it again and made her say what she was going to say.
She called me daddy from then on and we both liked it
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What is your worst roommate story?
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Would clean up after himself, then when I complained to the head of student experience at our school, they said if it’s not cleaned by Monday, she’d get a cleaner in and the bill will be split between all residents of the flat. Not fair, right?
Anyway, this lad is from a rich family so he did not give a shit. Anyway I did a bit of blackmailing and he ended up cleaning his mess but reluctantly, claiming it wasn’t his, when no one else was even home that month, nor do they use that stuff when they are here.
Of course this is a cycle that repeated until I moved out
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Why should we return to monke?
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Monke is pure. Monke is life. Return to monke.
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What flavour of potato crisps/chips should never have gone into production?
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Ketchup
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What's a food that is SO GOOD that everyone should know about it?
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Duck eggs.
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