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what fact have you had to come to terms with?
This COVID thing is about to get soooooooo much worse. 👀
If you had a few billion dollars to spare, what social cause would you get behind and why?
Fixing the climate
If you can show aliens only one image for proof that us humans existed, what would you choose?
You can’t even prove you exist, so there’s not much you can do
What's that embarrassing cringe moment you just can't seem to shake from long ago?
I repeated the racist things my parents said. I’ve grown, but god it hurts me that I ever thought it was okay
You have the ability to publish a single book that will instantly appear in every bookstore in the world. What book do you write/choose that will cause maximum chaos in the world?
Sports Almanac 2022-2050
What was your worst ex’s major flaw?
Manipulative alcoholic.
What is the craziest or most shocking thing a stranger has ever said to you?
my upstairs apartment neighbor casually says to me the first time we met, “we got into a argument so i stabbed him multiple times. spent 2 years in prison.”
How would you describe your love life?
nonexistent
What is the most upsetting thing an attention seeker has done that you’ve known, or heard about?
Back in high school a girl I knew feigned amnesia for a solid 30 minute period and because we were hanging out that day and my boyfriend was her ride we had to go through the motions of explaining who are was and what she was doing there (we were all heading to a movie). It was really cringey to say the least but it wasn't the first time with her attention seeking.
[Serious] People in arranged marriages, how well has it worked out and what do people generally not understand about them?
Not in an arranged marriage myself nor will I be, but a lot of people I’ve come across think “arranged” means forced so I think if that misconception were cleared up it’d help a lot
What was the dumbest argument you have ever seen?
I got into an argument on here once with someone who insisted that popcorn was more important to the movie watching experience than the movie itself. I said you can sensibly go to a theater and see a movie without eating any popcorn, but you would never go out and eat popcorn in a dark room for two hours, and they disagreed.
What would be your first act as democratically elected Emporer of the world?
I'd look into these rumors of a clone army on Kamino.
Shark week is over sadly but now one has to ask: Are you afraid of sharks? Adversely are you obsessed with sharks? Why?
No and No, I live nowhere near an ocean, I’d have to drive god knows how long to get to one.
What’s a lesson that your father taught you that only resonated as you grew older?
"Don't put your dick in crazy"
If you had the ability to bring back any show that was canceled in the past 20 years, which would it be?
Firefly!
How has your life changed after Covid?
after covid?
What has to be your biggest smooth brain moment?
Askin my first gf after we broke up if she still wanted to have sex. I don’t know either.
What would your dream house have that your current living situation doesn’t?
Lack of mold.
If you had to be buried with one food item, what would it be and why?
Raw fish.
What something you thought was unique, but turned out to be weird?
unique things can't be weird?
What is the most embarrassing thing you have done while drunk?
Not only was I kicked out of a bar for dancing on the counter. I also apparently was flirting with the police officer, asking him to take me to bed and use his handcuffs on me.
What is your biggest “bruh moment”?
WHEN SOME ONE DRINKS MY LAST BEER
People who don’t have a clue what they’re doing in their job, how did you get this far?
I BING the answers.
What's the worst gift you've ever gotten on your birthday if you ever gotten any gifts?
An cigarette lighter in the shape of a screwdriver. It was empty..... and I don't smoke.
How are Best Answers assigned to questions?
I really like Siri's 0 divided by 0 answer
What's the best love song?
This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) by The Talking Heads
Minecraft gamers, when have you started playing Minecraft, and what platform was it on?
360
what’s your favorite quote?
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit, when there are footprints on the moon
You can resurrect someone but all of your family members will die. Would you do it, if so who would you resurrect and why?
I would not.
If you could place any DC comic character into the MCU, which would it be and why?
Batman because he's the most interesting DC hero
How does failure make you better?
You learn what not to do If you fail at x because y was done wrong, you'll remember to do y correctly next time If you fail, analyse the error Then, you learn from it
How would you envision a future DCEU and MCU collaboration?
No. Please no. DC couldn’t even get Batman and Superman collab right.
How would you envision a future Star Wars and MCU collaboration?
Never happening, hopefuly
what keeps you awake at night?
Insomnia.
What game/movie has influenced you the most?
The movie Toy Story, and the game Tomb Raider. I went on to become a 3D artist.
If humans are a 10, how smart are some animals 1/10?
I give 'em 10 out of 10. They know what they need to know to survive.
What is your favorite bored game?
Watching Paint Dry ™
What’s the funniest case of cancel culture you’ve witnessed?
The joji fans finding out that he’s filthyfrank and trying to cancel him like he gives a shit.
what if all this is simulation?
Then I'll get on with my day.
People who listen to music while studying, what's goin on in your head? How do you keep focus and memorize things?
You actually make more connections in your brain when studying with music, making it easier to remember during tests.
What's daily habit or activity,isn't common or known, that you want to share to people that will help them someday or it will prevent something?
Not common; But try looking at yourself in the mirror and saying one thing you like about yourself today. It can be the way your eyebrows are looking or the sweater you are using. Has helped me a lot.
What are your go to videos for when you're feeling down?
I love Tourette’s Guy on YouTube.
What is the worst animal of all?
mosquitoes
What is a real life example of a Troll Toll?
A first date
What's the point of brake checking people?
I agree with most people here that you shouldn't do it in most cases. If someone continues to pull up too close which is freaking dangerous as well, like far too close, brake checking a little bit can make sense. Since otherwise, when you actually have to brake hard in an unsuspected situation, the other driver would definitely rear end you and they won't stop doing that otherwise. Idk, to me it's also stressing as hell when someone doesn't keep their distance.
What is something you regularly do that you know is irrational?
I filter my thoughts in case there’s a mind reader near by.
What was your craziest most BANANAS type activity or moment during the covid panic?
We all went a lil' crazy here lets not lie... I bought 20k in SPY puts option contracts BALLZ DEEP in a xanax/tequila bender because some random fuck on WSB said they'd make me rich. I also remember doing burnouts in my mustang all over town when no traffic was out, engaging in VERY risky unprotected behavior with immoral ladies of pleasure, and after waking up from said xanax-tequila bender a month later I was in such a desperate condition I went to the VITAMIN STORE and asked what they had that could help a man whom just gambled his life savings and mustang rear tires away on a virus scare whilst in a tequila bender.... I guess I looked so.... fucking... bad.... The. fucking. vitamin. store. called the cops telling them they were afraid I was going to commit suicide and after the police showed up randomly on my front porch.... I told him and his partner "..... well officer.... I needed something to sleep and I'm trying to recover buttttttttttt If...IF... you were gonna drink literal gallons of tequila and engage in unprotective activities with questionable ladies.... NOW would be the time to do it for sure..." He just gave me a SHIT eating grin and said.. "I understand, you sure you're good?"... Mid April 2020.... EDIT... still std free.
Boys, what's so great about the girl being a virgin?
She won’t know how bad I am at sex
What advice would you give your 22 year old self?
An attempt is a failure and a failure is an attempt.
What is something obscure that everyone should know?
You can take the ducks from the park. They are actually free. I have 4 already
What is the true reason for the lack of virtue, honour, and inspirational courage we see today?
It's not any different than normal. It's more televised. In other words, we're just more aware of it, and indeed, hyperfocused on it because 1) powerful people being shit causes *lots* of harm, 2) those shit people have weaponized (mis)information to trick a lot of people, and 3) disaster sells more than good news and we live in a capitalist world. The actual base-rates for shit people existing isn't much different. Most people are fine. However, they're also not particularly smart. So... point #2.
Dear finnish people. Why are there these showerhead alike things next to the sinks?
Its intended use is to wash your private parts if needed after doing your business, but they're also used to wash the toilet bowl if it needs quick cleaning. I also use them to rinse my clothes if I wash them by hand, or to fill a bucket quickly.
You take Dream's "Normal Pills" which makes every aspect about you move 30% closer to the human average. What changes?
People get the name changed to Mohamed Wang
Whats a song that you believe defines your love/sex life and why?
Divinyls "I Touch Myself." Self-explanatory.
What actor do you think was terribly miscast in a movie and why?
I’m prepared to get jumped on, but Beyoncé was atrocious playing Nala in the Lion King remake.
What do monarch butterflies symbolize?
Venture Bros anyone?
what if some magical creature gives you a chance to make your own world and be the king there. everything will be according to you but you cannot take anyone there. will you agree?
I dub this land "Hornitopia".
What are your views on employers advertising for jobs but not revealing salary?
Standard behaviour where I come from.
Why do you hold your phone like a piece of pizza and use speaker when in public?
Why are you accusing me of stuff I haven't done. Wow, rude much
Husbands, what is the best anniversary present you have received?
I would have to mark it NSFW
What are the reasons for dogs not sweating?
They’re too cool
What’s the worst roommate experience you’ve ever had?
Getting robbed
What is something people need to remember?
Budget is key... Don't spend 90$ a week at McDonalds/Fast food when you can spend the same at the grocery store to feed yourself for two weeks and be a lot healthier.
what is the worst diet soda?
All of them... the only thing you should drink is water. Fake Sugar like Coke Zero is actually worse than real coke. And any soda is horrible for your teeth...
What are the signs of having a crush or falling for someone?
If you keep thinking about them even by accident
What are some sighs of a smart person and a stupid person?
They don’t misspell their question titles 😂
What's the key to having a good nights sleep?
Masturbate.
[Serious] People who have had a restraining order placed against them, what happened?
When I was 23 my ex (21 at the time) and I were living at my dad's house. She was bipolar, and a total brat who liked to fight. One night, we were arguing, and she started getting all riled up. At one point, she even grabbed my arm and dug her nails in, drawing a good amount of blood. Eventually, she decided to call the cops and tell them that I hit her (I did NOT). She picked up the phone and called 911, and I went over and and hung up the phone (this was before everybody had cell phones). She pushed me away and called again, but this time I let her, considering she had no marks on her, and I had bloody claw marks on me, so whatever, nothing's going to come of it. Well, the cops show up and ask her what happened. She lies, and says that I hit her, of course. They didn't even talk to me. They just arrested me right there (because the man is always wrong). After a few days in jail, she dropped the charges, but filed a restraining order against me (30 days). So I had to move out of my own dad's house - the house I grew up in - while she got to stay. My ex was super overbearing/controlling, and my dad is a giant pussy, so he just let it all happen. Months later, she admitted that she did it because she just wanted me out of the house and didn't want to deal with me. Total cunt.
Which camera is better to make 4K videos? Sony or Canon?
Depends on the exact model, not the manufacturer.
What seems great in theory but is far from it in practice?
Communism
How old we are really if we consider conception as the beginning of life? We are all 9 months older, right?
No because we celebrate our “birth” day not our conception day. We celebrate the day we come into the world and are able to function on our own.
What’s the story behind you being asked to leave somewhere, or being kicked out?
jumped the counter to get my own cigs cause there was nobody around to help me get them and as soon as i did someone spawned and got mad
What Is Your Favourite Drink?
Coffee
What's your morning routine?
get up, smoke, go to work
What’s your worst rejection story either you rejecting someone or getting rejected?
She said “i dont know. Youve just got boring to me”
how will the future look like?
Shitty
What is a good survival tip for any survival horror plot?
Dont die
What does smoking nicotine feel like?
Small head rush. Not worth the money or the addiction along with it, not to mention health problems.
What's your biggest 'are you serious?' moment?
When I was younger and I told kids I was adopted, and they always seemed confused and would ask me what country I came from. They thought all adopted kids were from foreign countries.
What is something you wish you could tell someone that you aren’t able to reach out to?
I’d tell my old best friend who ghosted me that I still miss them and just want to know why they did it
What sleeping preference do you prefer, fan or no fan?
No Fan, serial killer here 🤣
What are some of your best 1st date questions for a date?
What’s your name again?
What does everyone tell you you're REALLY GOOD AT, that you DONT want to do for a career?
Sex
If you could introduce something to a uncontacted tribe what would it be?
Nothing. Uncontacted tribes know about the external world now, but choose to stay uncontacted for a variety of reasons. They don't need us to force them to be introduced to anything.
If you could pick one fictional character to be your friend in real life, who would you pick?
Samwise Gamgee, the most loyal friend a person could ask for.
What have you tried so many times, putting in all your effort, but have never achieved?
Finding my future wife
Judging by movies, books and TV shows, US high schools are a popularity contest and a self-contained ecosystem of well-defined hermetic groups and cliques. What's a US high school really like?
The US is huge with 360 million people. High schools are pretty diverse. With books and television you might get an upper class view or the poor inner city versions of High School but not an accurate one of your average one.
What your favorite Boomer Album?
Darkside of the moon
If you died suddenly, what would your family and friend be horrified/confused by when they clean out you room?
Not confused. Just horrified. I have a whole drawer full of sex toys.
What are some tips on saving money?
save your money
What is the stupidest thing you've done to get the attention of your crush?
Post his lyrics on my Facebook status.. yikes lol
Which country do you think has the best architecture and why?
Austria or Czechia. Medieval castles, churches, and other building that inspire your soul. Magnificent.
[Serious] Whats an Everyday example of "Right to Repair" being needed for something that is simple?
Pretty much any phone repair (screen, /battery/audio jack replacement) Refrigerator repairs (replacing the rubber seal, new hinges etc) TV repairs (faulty hdmi port, replacement module for the remote) Anything you can think of that SHOULD be an easy fix but because companies make it impossible to find 3rd parties that sell the components, or require that an item be returned to their warehouse for repairs, makes it incredibly expensive to buy parts and often need an additional service charge for delivery and repairs.
what is the goal of humankind?
Is not our goal but who we've become as our history clearly shows. I agree with Agent Smith, "Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every resource is consumed. ... There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus".
People who read non-fiction classics like autobiographies, history, politics, philosophy, or military, what are some TL;DR you've learned from them?
Read Communist Manifesto and want to read The Prince sometime. TL;DR its not just state bad everyone unite! its a lot more than the internet seems to make.
What would you do if you were 18 again?
Oh dear, not that crap again. My life started at 26, so I will have to go through the darkest part of my life again ....
What is the most frugal/stingy thing you've ever seen or done?
Spend 30 minutes arguing about $2 on a restaurant bill. Your own time has real value, folks.
90% of a woman’s body is exposed when wearing a bikini; chilvary that men only look at the covered parts?
What are you even trying to communicate?
Reincarnation is real and you can even choose how, where and what crature you can reborn into, what will you choose?
Jeff Bezos's offspring because I know I'm set for life and will eventually rule the world when my alien brethren come to enslave the plebs for my galactic amazon empire!!!
If 1 is 1st, 2 is 2nd, 3 is 3rd, and 4 is 4th, what about 0?
You