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What do you think about test tickles?	I'm test tickling them right now.
If you could ask one question to a grandparent on their deathbed, what would it be?	Did you enjoy your life?
How did you die in one of your dreams?	Snu-snu
What's the most interesting compliment you've ever received?	"You look submissive" Actually idk if that was a compliment
Movie critics what was the worst movie you’ve seen?	Artemis Fowl
What's your favorite "Yo' Momma" joke?	Yo' momma so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!
How would you describe a conservative and a liberal to a 5yr old?	You just let a 5 year old be a 5 year old.
Over the years what are some things in life that haven't changed?	Human nature
When do you think humanity will go extinct?	2 years and 3 days from now
how not to care what others say or think?	I don't think it's possible to 100% not care what others say or think since humans are sociable animals. Instead of simply pretending to ignore them or shove their criticisms in the back of your mind and forget about it, why not instead try to think about what they say and then reflect on whether it's true or not? If you objectively reflect back on their words and yourself and if it's true, then you half-addressed the problem and can go on to fix it. If not, then throw it out and move on. This is real maturity.
You can place a turtle at any point and place in time. When/where do you choose?	I choose in my hands right now
What did you think would turn into a big deal and it did?	Covid
What's a story you have about a time a teacher at school did something they shouldn't have to you?	Back in primary school, we had a substitute teacher who would put his hands on either side of me on the desk and lean in so his face was right next to mine (and other kids in my class) while helping with something. That physical closeness creeped me out so much, not to mention the fact that his breath smelled like a fresh dog turd on a hot day vomit.
What is the most cheapskate thing you've seen someone do?	Use mayo as conditioner (remember big ed)
What would you say to Hitler, and whatever you said he could not act out of rage on?	"I'm going to choke you now, I hope you die slow"
God has granted Satan and his demons work visas to Earth in order to provide their services for souls. What are some viable business opportunities for Satan and his demons?	Trump's 2024 campaign staff
You have three days to live & an unlimited budget, what are you doing?	Make it rain cash for 3 whole days from a random roof
What do you call your parents? Is this the same thing you have been calling them all your life? Do you think your location has played a role in what you call them?	I called my dad by his first name once when I was 10, and he hit me, dropped me on my ass, and busted my nose and I bled everywhere. He said, "you're not allowed to call me anything except dad." I never called him anything except "dad" after that, to his face. Sometimes I still call him fucker behind his back.
Guys what would you do if your barber kept accidentally on purpose leaning in too far and rubbing his junk on you while cutting your hair?	Speak the fuck up for once In your life be like bruh get your dick off me and cut my hair
You can have any super power but first person to comment chooses the side effect of your super power what do you choose?	Walk though walls
What is the worst betrayal you have gone through?	I shared some of my pringles with a friend once. That jerk ate half the can!
Which one would you choose, Complete control over your mind or 10 million dollars ?	10 mill. dont need more control over my mind thanks. i can already somewhat control my adreniline levels.
What is the best investment advice you have been given?	Buy and hold AMC
How can someone actively stay single for at least 5 years? What are the tips?	Just stay focused on yourself and do your thing
What’s the nicest thing a stranger has said to you?	A very cute girl stopped me at a train station and asked where I got my hair color done because she thought it was so cool.
If cindrella's shoes were perfect fit then how on earth did it fallout?	She stepped in a hole on the stairs. Heel got stuck.
If God was a developer how would he roll out a new version?	drop a meteor down to wipe out the current versions
People who play the guitar left-handed, why?	I'm left handed
You die to wake up with a power of your choice. And you remember every detail of your past life. What do you do and what power do you take?	Probably time travel, assuming there’s no butterfly effect bullshit
(Serious) how can you get over the intense regret, sadness, and anger of missing out on teenage sex and romance In highschool and even envying and hating the teenage boys you see at parks and malls kissing and holding hands with girls?	I’m being so deadass. Ignore it. You didn’t miss out on anything
How much you know about Iron Man ?	He ded
What is the most ridiculous thing you've read on the internet?	someone wanting trigger warnings for a pair of shoes, because they were expensive and said person couldn't afford them
What bad habits are you consciously continuing/not trying to break?	forgetting to eat for long periods of time
What are some good whatsapp sticker apps?	Stickerly! I even have my own pack.
There is a market for soiled panties. Where can someone sell their soiled tighty whities?	Craigslist
Which one would you choose, Absolute mental peace or 2 million dollars ?	I'd choose 2 million dollars to have mental peace.
What great movie has had you sobbing like a baby?	The first ten minutes of Up.
What's the most fucked up thing that happened at your school?	A health teacher went psycho and killed her ex-husbands girlfriend.
What is your best NSFW joke?	A man walks into a bar with a six round revolver and says, "Who the fuck, fucked my wife?". Everybody goes quiet for a minute and then a man at the back stands up and says, "You ain't got enough bullets mate!"
What's the best recent animated movie you've watched so far?	Luca was absolutely delightful
Elon Musk invites you to join one-way mission to Mars. You will not return if you go. Will you join? And why?	No because I'd be stuck with Elon musk
What would be a ridiculous self-help book?	American Psycho
What’s your opinion on Sushi?	love it, eel is the best
If you woke up and a male stranger was spooning you what would you do?	As a Texan, I am natively able to put him into a hogtie in seven seconds. I use the lasso I always keep by my bed to tie him up exactly so. He is asleep and unable to react in time. Next I throw him outside and watch him struggle in the blazing heat from my window. After about 8 hours I go out and feed him some worms and give him a little unpurified pond water. I use my iron to shoot a hole through the back of one of his knees, determined by coin flip, before untying him. Of course, like any reasonable Texan, I check my house for any ways he could have broken in. Right after I cut out my roommate’s eye for letting such an intrusion take place.
What is a rip-off of something that is better than the original?	Johnny Cash's song "Hurt"
Which popular internet birb is your favorite?	Ari
Which Shane Deisel do you like more, pitch black or or triple x? Why?	"Shane Diesel"?
Whose approval do you want?	These days? Only my own.
What is one weird food combination that you have tried and would recommend? Why does that combo work for you?	Idk how weird it actually is but scrambled eggs and ketchup. Someone taught it to me as a toddler and its pretty good so..
Genuine doubt: If an epileptic person has an epilepsy triggering dream what happens?	I'd imagine they'd wake up to an epileptic seizure.
What is something no one can take from you?	Me from home :/
What song takes your mind on a journey?	Supper's Ready by Genesis
What sounds so stupid about infinity gauntlet?	It has no manual on how to actually use the infinity stones in it, unless it is somewhat connected with the brain. I could see myself accidentally slicing through space and time while I would just want to wave at somebody.
If you were able to fuck a demon girl/boy from an anime who'd it be?	Rias Gremory
How do you get settlers to stop shooting you in survival mode Fallout 4?	Try not shooting them.
Songwriters, what's your workflow like?	Song appears complete in head. Write down lyrics with as much footnoting as possible. Eventually, record a draft.
What is something dumb you said as a kid that you still laugh at today?	To my childless aunt "Are your eggs scrambled?"
What movie has changed your outlook on the concept of something (trust, politics, "love," human nature, e.t.c)? What was your previous viewpoint compared to your current viewpoint?	Kind of cliche, but Clannad's changed the way I look at the concept of family.
What do you have way too fucking much of in your house right now?	grocery bags
Without thinking much, off the top of your head what are the top 3 things that come to your mind when you think of India?	curry, tech support, that one dude on 4chan who declared india would become a superpower in 2020
What makes you happy?	Being invited to things. Im hella introverted and will never ask to go somewhere, but when someone invites me to somethin. Even i don't/cant go knowing they at least invited me feels good. Shows that i matter at least a bit to someone =)
What is something that works in practice but not in theory?	A bumble bee.
How can someone say that being a housewife is bad for women while also saying men should be encouraged if they are stay at home dads?	It's less saying that being a housewife is bad, and more calling out the toxic standards that forced women to stay in the home and forced men to stay out of the home. Now you have a choice, and if you want to be a stay at home mom or dad, do that.
What if if Jeff Bezos explodes tomorrow on his way to Space?	lmao i dont know why this made my laugh so much, thank you!
What do you think the mentality is behind wearing white to weddings, especially mother in laws who do it?	Rarely it is probably to attract attention (in opposition to the old idea that the bride should not be upstaged). Possibly it is just that nearly every traditional boundary of behavior is being stretched (and has been, at an ever increasing pace since at least the 1920s). But most likely, it is just ignorance on the part of the wearer. I wouldn't read any malice into it unless the wearer specifically adds some.
You wake up tomorrow to find you're suddenly rich. What's the first thing you do?	I would want to see where that money _actually_ came from. I don't want the Feds to be after me.
What is the single largest impact one person has had on your life, and who was that person?	My boyfriend. I'm happier nowadays and don't feel like committing sewer slide. This is the first year that I haven't drafted a sewer slide note :D!!
What is the strangest topic you've written an essay about for school?	The importance of cursive, which I wrote in print.
What is the biggest, fully legal scam of today?	All those MLM trading schemes on social media
What is your”if your wrong we die” moment?	Everytime someone denies climate change
Talked behind bosses back they found out now what?	Said they were hot behind their back. Now I’m sleeping w them and the chief engineer at their start up. So pretty good I’d say.
What is your UFO story? Is it something you are normally open about with people, or usually keep it to yourself due to stigma (or other reasons)?	Seen weird lights and took videos that I use to start a ufo debate at the bar - it’s become very mainstream to chat potential aliens and people all have their own theories
Who is your favourite "villain/antagonist" and why?	Hannibal Lecter. Something about a genius killer is enticing to me.
What can everyone agree on?	Nothing.
If you were a wrestler, what would be your entrance music and why?	[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9OAV2Ffguk) and the clothing in the video. Here, wrestling music is very similar to traditional dance music.
People who have given an ultimatum, what was it and what was the outcome?	I told them: it's yes or no They picked no.
How did you realize he/she is 'the one'?	If one day realize that both your partner and your best friend are the same person.
What do you miss from Ye Olden Days?	The music festivals
(Americans) What is a misconception about your state that you want people to know isn’t true?	That Ohio is full of corn and racists. Ohio doesn't actually exist
Who is one person you would actually want to be stranded on an island with and why?	Buddy from hishchool, both of us have a decent shot at survival
When was the moment you saw your parents through adult eyes?	when I realized my dad didn't raise me perfectly but he did his best with what he had. nobody is perfect but of course I saw my father as superdad when I was young.
Which content creator genuinely changed your life? How?	Small twitch streamer named Supa_MSF. I was in such a dark place with no friends (quite literally) and his positive streams kept me going
What is your unconventional life advice?	If they're not scratching your back, don't scratch theirs in the hope that someday they'll repay the favor. They won't.
When you get ided for alcohol, why do some places ask how old you are rather than asking for physical id? People can just lie if they only ask?	Because a lot of times they don't really care. It's a different story if it's at a higher institutions or more formal places though.
What real life animal is closest to a Pokémon?	The helgremite (i think thats how its spelled). Its a little bug thing that turns into a big ol vicious lookin moth thingy
Would you consider somebody to be a genetic failure if they are both extremely unintelligent and unfortunate looking? Why or why not?	No, both of those things can be caused by factors other than genetics.
What is the grossest thing you have ever seen?	1 Guy 1 Jar
How did you find out your SO was cheating on you?	her bestfriend finally cracked and told me
What are the pros and cons of dying?	Pros: You're not living Cons: You get to see which religion was actually true
What's your favourite Wikipedia page?	https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Special:Random
What is your favorite... or unfavorite... word?	Favorite word: Cunt Least favorite word: aglet
How often do you change jobs? How often should you change jobs?	Really it depends on your profession but I'm an engineer and a really smart professor said once that if you don't have at least 7 different positions you'll never know how much you could be making. Hes very right
How did you meet your girlfriend/boyfriend?	well we have known each other for 12 years before hand but then one day we just kinda kissed and from there it’s been smooth riding it’s been about a year now in case you were wondering
What is the best thing you have ever heard a child say?	My 5 years old nephew once video messaged me back when he was 3 saying "Cheer up uncle, I miss you." It was just super cute and wholesome. Made my day completely.
What type of lawns do countries outside of the U.S have? Is grass common or are other ground covers used?	I heard canada makes their grass out of syrup
What's the best bread invented since since sliced bread?	Tiger bread
What film have the most atmospheric of all time?	The most atmospheric what?
On a scale of "burn it" to "clearly the devils herb", how bad is coriander?	Coriander is delicious, the devils herb is clearly cilantro
What makes you better than your parents?	I was smart enough not to have children
What can someone instantly do to improve their life?	Dye their hair bright green

What do you think about test tickles?

I'm test tickling them right now.

If you could ask one question to a grandparent on their deathbed, what would it be?

Did you enjoy your life?

How did you die in one of your dreams?

Snu-snu

What's the most interesting compliment you've ever received?

"You look submissive" Actually idk if that was a compliment

Movie critics what was the worst movie you’ve seen?

Artemis Fowl

What's your favorite "Yo' Momma" joke?

Yo' momma so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!

How would you describe a conservative and a liberal to a 5yr old?

You just let a 5 year old be a 5 year old.

Over the years what are some things in life that haven't changed?

Human nature

When do you think humanity will go extinct?

2 years and 3 days from now

how not to care what others say or think?

I don't think it's possible to 100% not care what others say or think since humans are sociable animals. Instead of simply pretending to ignore them or shove their criticisms in the back of your mind and forget about it, why not instead try to think about what they say and then reflect on whether it's true or not? If you *objectively* reflect back on their words and yourself and if it's true, then you half-addressed the problem and can go on to fix it. If not, then throw it out and move on. This is real maturity.

You can place a turtle at any point and place in time. When/where do you choose?

I choose in my hands right now

What did you think would turn into a big deal and it did?

Covid

What's a story you have about a time a teacher at school did something they shouldn't have to you?

Back in primary school, we had a substitute teacher who would put his hands on either side of me on the desk and lean in so his face was right next to mine (and other kids in my class) while helping with something. That physical closeness creeped me out so much, not to mention the fact that his breath smelled like a fresh dog turd on a hot day *vomit*.

What is the most cheapskate thing you've seen someone do?

Use mayo as conditioner (remember big ed)

What would you say to Hitler, and whatever you said he could not act out of rage on?

"I'm going to choke you now, I hope you die slow"

God has granted Satan and his demons work visas to Earth in order to provide their services for souls. What are some viable business opportunities for Satan and his demons?

Trump's 2024 campaign staff

You have three days to live & an unlimited budget, what are you doing?

Make it rain cash for 3 whole days from a random roof

What do you call your parents? Is this the same thing you have been calling them all your life? Do you think your location has played a role in what you call them?

I called my dad by his first name once when I was 10, and he hit me, dropped me on my ass, and busted my nose and I bled everywhere. He said, "you're not allowed to call me anything except dad." I never called him anything except "dad" after that, to his face. Sometimes I still call him fucker behind his back.

Guys what would you do if your barber kept accidentally on purpose leaning in too far and rubbing his junk on you while cutting your hair?

Speak the fuck up for once In your life be like bruh get your dick off me and cut my hair

You can have any super power but first person to comment chooses the side effect of your super power what do you choose?

Walk though walls

What is the worst betrayal you have gone through?

I shared some of my pringles with a friend once. That jerk ate half the can!

Which one would you choose, Complete control over your mind or 10 million dollars ?

10 mill. dont need more control over my mind thanks. i can already somewhat control my adreniline levels.

What is the best investment advice you have been given?

Buy and hold AMC

How can someone actively stay single for at least 5 years? What are the tips?

Just stay focused on yourself and do your thing

What’s the nicest thing a stranger has said to you?

A very cute girl stopped me at a train station and asked where I got my hair color done because she thought it was so cool.

If cindrella's shoes were perfect fit then how on earth did it fallout?

She stepped in a hole on the stairs. Heel got stuck.

If God was a developer how would he roll out a new version?

drop a meteor down to wipe out the current versions

People who play the guitar left-handed, why?

I'm left handed

You die to wake up with a power of your choice. And you remember every detail of your past life. What do you do and what power do you take?

Probably time travel, assuming there’s no butterfly effect bullshit

(Serious) how can you get over the intense regret, sadness, and anger of missing out on teenage sex and romance In highschool and even envying and hating the teenage boys you see at parks and malls kissing and holding hands with girls?

I’m being so deadass. Ignore it. You didn’t miss out on anything

How much you know about Iron Man ?

He ded

What is the most ridiculous thing you've read on the internet?

someone wanting trigger warnings for a pair of shoes, because they were expensive and said person couldn't afford them

What bad habits are you consciously continuing/not trying to break?

forgetting to eat for long periods of time

What are some good whatsapp sticker apps?

Stickerly! I even have my own pack.

There is a market for soiled panties. Where can someone sell their soiled tighty whities?

Craigslist

Which one would you choose, Absolute mental peace or 2 million dollars ?

I'd choose 2 million dollars to have mental peace.

What great movie has had you sobbing like a baby?

The first ten minutes of Up.

What's the most fucked up thing that happened at your school?

A health teacher went psycho and killed her ex-husbands girlfriend.

What is your best NSFW joke?

A man walks into a bar with a six round revolver and says, "Who the fuck, fucked my wife?". Everybody goes quiet for a minute and then a man at the back stands up and says, "You ain't got enough bullets mate!"

What's the best recent animated movie you've watched so far?

Luca was absolutely delightful

Elon Musk invites you to join one-way mission to Mars. You will not return if you go. Will you join? And why?

No because I'd be stuck with Elon musk

What would be a ridiculous self-help book?

American Psycho

What’s your opinion on Sushi?

love it, eel is the best

If you woke up and a male stranger was spooning you what would you do?

As a Texan, I am natively able to put him into a hogtie in seven seconds. I use the lasso I always keep by my bed to tie him up exactly so. He is asleep and unable to react in time. Next I throw him outside and watch him struggle in the blazing heat from my window. After about 8 hours I go out and feed him some worms and give him a little unpurified pond water. I use my iron to shoot a hole through the back of one of his knees, determined by coin flip, before untying him. Of course, like any reasonable Texan, I check my house for any ways he could have broken in. Right after I cut out my roommate’s eye for letting such an intrusion take place.

What is a rip-off of something that is better than the original?

Johnny Cash's song "Hurt"

Which popular internet birb is your favorite?

Ari

Which Shane Deisel do you like more, pitch black or or triple x? Why?

"Shane Diesel"?

Whose approval do you want?

These days? Only my own.

What is one weird food combination that you have tried and would recommend? Why does that combo work for you?

Idk how weird it actually is but scrambled eggs and ketchup. Someone taught it to me as a toddler and its pretty good so..

Genuine doubt: If an epileptic person has an epilepsy triggering dream what happens?

I'd imagine they'd wake up to an epileptic seizure.

What is something no one can take from you?

Me from home :/

What song takes your mind on a journey?

Supper's Ready by Genesis

What sounds so stupid about infinity gauntlet?

It has no manual on how to actually use the infinity stones in it, unless it is somewhat connected with the brain. I could see myself accidentally slicing through space and time while I would just want to wave at somebody.

If you were able to fuck a demon girl/boy from an anime who'd it be?

Rias Gremory

How do you get settlers to stop shooting you in survival mode Fallout 4?

Try not shooting them.

Songwriters, what's your workflow like?

Song appears complete in head. Write down lyrics with as much footnoting as possible. Eventually, record a draft.

What is something dumb you said as a kid that you still laugh at today?

To my childless aunt "Are your eggs scrambled?"

What movie has changed your outlook on the concept of something (trust, politics, "love," human nature, e.t.c)? What was your previous viewpoint compared to your current viewpoint?

Kind of cliche, but Clannad's changed the way I look at the concept of family.

What do you have way too fucking much of in your house right now?

grocery bags

Without thinking much, off the top of your head what are the top 3 things that come to your mind when you think of India?

curry, tech support, that one dude on 4chan who declared india would become a superpower in 2020

What makes you happy?

Being invited to things. Im hella introverted and will never ask to go somewhere, but when someone invites me to somethin. Even i don't/cant go knowing they at least invited me feels good. Shows that i matter at least a bit to someone =)

What is something that works in practice but not in theory?

A bumble bee.

How can someone say that being a housewife is bad for women while also saying men should be encouraged if they are stay at home dads?

It's less saying that being a housewife is bad, and more calling out the toxic standards that forced women to stay in the home and forced men to stay out of the home. Now you have a choice, and if you want to be a stay at home mom or dad, do that.

What if if Jeff Bezos explodes tomorrow on his way to Space?

lmao i dont know why this made my laugh so much, thank you!

What do you think the mentality is behind wearing white to weddings, especially mother in laws who do it?

Rarely it is probably to attract attention (in opposition to the old idea that the bride should not be upstaged). Possibly it is just that nearly every traditional boundary of behavior is being stretched (and has been, at an ever increasing pace since at least the 1920s). But most likely, it is just ignorance on the part of the wearer. I wouldn't read any malice into it unless the wearer specifically adds some.

You wake up tomorrow to find you're suddenly rich. What's the first thing you do?

I would want to see where that money _actually_ came from. I don't want the Feds to be after me.

What is the single largest impact one person has had on your life, and who was that person?

My boyfriend. I'm happier nowadays and don't feel like committing sewer slide. This is the first year that I haven't drafted a sewer slide note :D!!

What is the strangest topic you've written an essay about for school?

The importance of cursive, which I wrote in print.

What is the biggest, fully legal scam of today?

All those MLM trading schemes on social media

What is your”if your wrong we die” moment?

Everytime someone denies climate change

Talked behind bosses back they found out now what?

Said they were hot behind their back. Now I’m sleeping w them and the chief engineer at their start up. So pretty good I’d say.

What is your UFO story? Is it something you are normally open about with people, or usually keep it to yourself due to stigma (or other reasons)?

Seen weird lights and took videos that I use to start a ufo debate at the bar - it’s become very mainstream to chat potential aliens and people all have their own theories

Who is your favourite "villain/antagonist" and why?

Hannibal Lecter. Something about a genius killer is enticing to me.

What can everyone agree on?

Nothing.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your entrance music and why?

[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9OAV2Ffguk) and the clothing in the video. Here, wrestling music is very similar to traditional dance music.

People who have given an ultimatum, what was it and what was the outcome?

I told them: *it's yes or no* They picked no.

How did you realize he/she is 'the one'?

If one day realize that both your partner and your best friend are the same person.

What do you miss from Ye Olden Days?

The music festivals

(Americans) What is a misconception about your state that you want people to know isn’t true?

That Ohio is full of corn and racists. Ohio doesn't actually exist

Who is one person you would actually want to be stranded on an island with and why?

Buddy from hishchool, both of us have a decent shot at survival

When was the moment you saw your parents through adult eyes?

when I realized my dad didn't raise me perfectly but he did his best with what he had. nobody is perfect but of course I saw my father as superdad when I was young.

Which content creator genuinely changed your life? How?

Small twitch streamer named Supa_MSF. I was in such a dark place with no friends (quite literally) and his positive streams kept me going

What is your unconventional life advice?

If they're not scratching your back, don't scratch theirs in the hope that someday they'll repay the favor. They won't.

When you get ided for alcohol, why do some places ask how old you are rather than asking for physical id? People can just lie if they only ask?

Because a lot of times they don't really care. It's a different story if it's at a higher institutions or more formal places though.

What real life animal is closest to a Pokémon?

The helgremite (i think thats how its spelled). Its a little bug thing that turns into a big ol vicious lookin moth thingy

Would you consider somebody to be a genetic failure if they are both extremely unintelligent and unfortunate looking? Why or why not?

No, both of those things can be caused by factors other than genetics.

What is the grossest thing you have ever seen?

1 Guy 1 Jar

How did you find out your SO was cheating on you?

her bestfriend finally cracked and told me

What are the pros and cons of dying?

Pros: You're not living Cons: You get to see which religion was actually true

What's your favourite Wikipedia page?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Special:Random

What is your favorite... or unfavorite... word?

Favorite word: Cunt Least favorite word: aglet

How often do you change jobs? How often should you change jobs?

Really it depends on your profession but I'm an engineer and a really smart professor said once that if you don't have at least 7 different positions you'll never know how much you could be making. Hes very right

How did you meet your girlfriend/boyfriend?

well we have known each other for 12 years before hand but then one day we just kinda kissed and from there it’s been smooth riding it’s been about a year now in case you were wondering

What is the best thing you have ever heard a child say?

My 5 years old nephew once video messaged me back when he was 3 saying "Cheer up uncle, I miss you." It was just super cute and wholesome. Made my day completely.

What type of lawns do countries outside of the U.S have? Is grass common or are other ground covers used?

I heard canada makes their grass out of syrup

What's the best bread invented since since sliced bread?

Tiger bread

What film have the most atmospheric of all time?

The most atmospheric what?

On a scale of "burn it" to "clearly the devils herb", how bad is coriander?

Coriander is delicious, the devils herb is clearly cilantro

What makes you better than your parents?

I was smart enough not to have children

What can someone instantly do to improve their life?

Dye their hair bright green