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If you were an antagonist in a story, what moment of your past would’ve been the tipping point to becoming a villain?	The release of "Cats" in theaters in late 2019. Nothing's gone right since then.
What stupid possessions can you not get rid of?	All of my mini tissue packs. What if I go on 10 vacations all in a row? Then I’d need all of my tissue packs
For those of you who where there when jeremy spoke in class, what was it like?	Nope. Never seen someone shoot themselves before. In class or anywhere else.
How would you tell your partner you’re becoming less and less physically attracted to them?	You tell them in the nicest way possible. If you still love them and want to become physically attracted to them again, maybe suggest things they should do and such. I remember a case where a lady was told by her man that he felt less attracted to her after gaining weight. He handled it the best way I could imagine, saying it in the nicest way possible and reassuring them you still love them/wanna make it work. Unless you don’t then idk maybe you’re not meant for eachother lmao
Why india is called guru of the world (jagat guru)?	They invented those terms, so they have the right to call themselves that. ~~Don't mean that they are right, tho...~~
What are poor financial choices that many people tend to make?	Buying starbucks every day. Buying new iphones every year. Thinking it's only $5/$10/$15/$30/... so why not. Buying brand new cars when you barely make more than the total amount in a year. Signing credit-sensitive shit without actually realizing the real consequences, such as high-interest loans. Buying shoes worth hundreds of dollars when they're not even making 6 figures. Just so many little dumb shit that add up.
What is the reasoning behind Men's Health being ignored as much as it is?	Because your a MAN. You have TESTOSTERONE, so you're MANLY. You're depressed? Men don't get depressed, you're supposed to be big and strong and protect your woman. Woman are fragile, so they need help, but YOU? Needing HELP? Are you WEAK? FRAGILE? Where's your MASCULINITY?? I don't want to talk to a BETA FEMININE MAN! That's what I imagine goes through ignorant people's minds.
What is the dumbest thing you have invested/spent money on?	A can of dehydrated water.
What's your ideal first date?	January 1st is ideal
How do you know if a therapist/counselor is right for you?	You feel comfortable enough to tell the full truth.
What is the rather expensive thing you’re actually glad you bought?	A ninja foodi Those things are fucking great
People who had unfortunate incidents involving storm drains, what is your story?	A clown came up and asked me if I wanted to have a little fun
What age is too old to have a tiktok?	All ages
What are some songs you like but are to embarrassed to share them?	“Disco girl” “Coming through” Is definitely Dippers favorite
What event made you say that you NEED to learn to swim?	My grandpa threw me in the pool and i didn’t want to die. I learned quickly how to swim.
What is your favorite food?	Butter chicken.
What is the best sci-fi franchise in your opinion and why?	Alien
What is your creepiest supernatural encounter?	Seeing one of those shadow people from the corner of my eye.
Guys - girls with sleeve tattoos, full leg tatoos - what's the verdict?	Why do they have tattoos of legs on their sleeves?
[Serious] What will it actually take to make America great again?	Americans would need to cut back dramatically and lead the charge in saving the environment. A country isn't great because it's citizens have a ton of crap hoarded away, it's great when it fixes problems and leads by example.
What is something that once you got, you realized that you didn’t want anymore?	Life
What are your thoughts about penguinz0/Mo1st cr1tical/charles white?	Really cool guy, not much else to say
How do you know if you really like someone?	When they piss you off and you still want to be around them.
What is the most unforgettable internet post that you have ever seen?	The infamous 2 girls 1 cup and 1 man 1 jar
What was the first website you visited?	Google
People who have left a restaurant without paying, what actually happened?	My uncle once left a restaurant in England because they wouldn’t take his Scottish money. Bill for him and his girlfriend was about £80. (I think). He pulled out his Scottish £20 notes they made a fuss and he said that’s all I’ve got. A bit of brinksmanship later, (I think hoping he would be guilt tripped into using his card) he said I’ve offered to pay, if you don’t take I’m off And off he went. Never looked back
You’re captured and receive a chance at freedom if you do one task correctly in any category of your choice. What are you picking?	BEER DRINKING
What, in life and the world, do you view differently in your 30s as compared to your 20s?	Less hope and motivation.
what is something your father said to you that really stuck with you?	he accepts my sexuality (lesbian) He’s from a small town in Iowa and I never expected it.
What is one (small or big) act of kindness that you do for yourself everyday?	I find ways to compliment myself on things I do. Mostly being kind toward other people. “Yeah, you just made the world a little bit of a better place. Go you.”
What is the brand you use of mobile phone?	Samsung
What made you puke just looking at it ?	Worms
What are the knowledge of computer you have?	I’ve got enough to run a Geek Squad for 7 years and our Precinct was frequently #1 in the company.
Which is the most peace filled country?	MOST LIKELY FINLAND
What is the greatest thing you have invested/spent money on?	Digital drawing pad. Saved a life with it. >9000/10.
Who is the most boring Avenger?	Hawkeye
They finally did it. Chris Hansen's How to Catch a Predator: The Video Game officially releases next month. You were one of a select few who got an early release copy, so enlighten us: what's game play like? What's your review? Will it be on PS5?	"It's just a screen that says 'we're coming', 0/10 stars"
What does the Nintendo character Mario make Italian people feel?	fear
People who have killed someone why and how?	I'll never forget it. I was walking down the street when some guy (looked between 25-30) just randomly came behind me and hit me in the back with a bat. I think he was aiming for my head. He kept swinging, and it hurt like hell. I wasnt sure why he was attacking me. At first, I thought he was doing it out of revenge for something. But I didn't have much of a choice. At the time, I had about $500 on me and a pistol. I got away from him and shot him a few times. The cops came and ended up shooting me. First time I killed someone in GTA V. Self defense. What a wild time.
People that don’t live in the US, is there anywhere in the US that is normal for dreaming to visit? Like everyone wants to visit paris or spain, is there somewhere with that appeal in the US?	New York
It's 1985, where are you?	Gawd people, stop responding. You all saying you weren’t born are making me feel very old.
What valuable things about money do you wish you had learned back in your school years?	How credit works and how important it is. I'm 43, I'm just now getting things under control. In fairness I was raised with a nonchalant attitude towards money. Theres a big difference when you're dad makes a couple grand a week in the 80's and 90's and when youre 18 given a credit card but you work at Applebee's... I heard a lot of "it's only money", it took too long to understand it wasn't.
What's the best news site?	I get my stories from The Onion, exclusively.
What’s everyone’s favorite & least favorite eat acting in hollywood movies & tv show’s?	What's "Eat Acting"?
What's your favorite line of a song?	“God only knows where to find you. God only knows how to break through. God only knows the real you. But there’s a kind if love that God only knows…” For Kind and Country-God Only Knows
What is the best value/quality product or item that you have ever bought for under £10 ($14)?	Plunger. Saved me too many times to count. Bad plumbing is someone else's fault; my bathroom + wherever flooding is mine.
You just found a magic lamp. The genie asks for 3 wishes, knowing it’s gonna dodge them and screw you over. How would you phrase your wish so that you couldn’t get tricked?	I DONT NOT WANT UNLIMITED HEINOKENS
How would you describe feelings to an alien that never experienced them?	Unexplainable sensations that occur due to a chemical-electrical reaction which has some evolutionary gain. Beyond this there is no knowledge without experience.
What do you want to do but know you cannot?	Kill many people I have an immense amount of disdain for
What was the craziest dream you've ever had?	Woke up one day and did my usual routine when suddenly it became a nightmare of a reality. Then I woke up.
[Serious] People with past traumatic experiences, what’s your story and what are some ways it has changed your outlook on life?	Well. The worst truam i got is from a neighbor who would kidnap me and rape me. My mom trusted him and never questioned anything even when i begged and cried not to go there. He would occasionally invite friends to "help" and would often tell me that he would kill me if i wouldnt listen. Mom and dad didnt belive me and when my grandparents wrnt to the police, dad spend an entire day screaming at me for not being a virgin anymore. Bein a kid sucks dick
What is the role of LOKI in Marvels?	The role of the LOKI show is to allow Disney to milk a popular character for more money.
just wondering what is the best way to clear iphone storage other than deleting photos?	Text messages
Why are you awake right now?	Because it’s 3:45pm Tuesday afternoon.
[SERIOUS] Hallucinogen users, have you ever had a bad/terrifying trip that haunts you to this day or made you quit hallucinogenics altogether? What happened?	I’ve had what you might consider bad trips, which in reality are bad circumstances manifesting during the trip, not really an entire trip being bad and scary. But none have ever turned me away and I’ve always learned something from those experiences
What's your weirdest fear?	sharks in pools
What are good resources to try finding month to month leases for rent?	Craigslist?
Credit score question for those in finance, lending, credit etc. How good is an 809 credit score ? How would one increase it to a perfect 850?	If you're in the US, you are 90 points above the average. That's incredibly good. It's actually in your best interest to not have perfect credit. FICO considers anything north of 800 to be all you need as anything higher won't have any effect on a lenders decision. A quick database searched revealed that <0.98% of the population have a "perfect" 850. The reason it's actually better to have around 800 and not a perfect score, is you have to remember that lenders are human. If your credit score is too good, especially post-pandemic they might consider it a risk to work with you due to some shady activity. Most of the people we deal with at my company have no problems receiving excellent rates or marginal commissions when they range from 750-800.
what would happen if someone brought back all the dead us presidents as intelligent zombies?	The intelligent half brained Kennedy
What do you think you are doing wrong, but are too scared to ask somebody?	I have no idea if my lunch break is an hour or 30 minutes. Where my office is located in my building, my boss and co-workers can’t see me leave for lunch. When I started, I just began taking hour lunches like I did at my last job. Recently I heard a co-worker mention taking her 30 minute lunch. I’ve been taking hour long lunches for 6 years and it’s way past the point of asking….
People who have made an entire room silent with your words, what’s your story?	Mom dad, my gf is pregnant. After silent this blow ups, my dad shouting, mom crying, brother in shock, I was fifteen and it was April's fool lol.
How was your day today?	Found out that it is my cake day
What Super power is way underrated for the possibilities it has ?	Teleportation on demand
What cool story do you love to tell, whenever the opportunity comes up?	About how much I hate cows due to the fact that once while camping, a cow stole my bagels.
What makes your partner special?	She’s invisible
What are some things people should know, learn, or practice to improve the quality of their thought process?	Improve your vocabulary
Fellow men, what's the longest you've ever gone without ejaculating?	13 years
What’s the weirdest thing you stole from school?	The button to lower the blinds
What toys do you still use?	My dildo.
What should we send into space in an attempt to show aliens our culture?	A pc with a copy of minecraft
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done in class?	Your mom. I'm hilarious.
What is a funny or witty way for a retail worker to enforce a mask mandate to handle angry anti-maskers?	God damn you got a disgusting chin. The fuck is wrong with your teeth? What creature gave you that nose? We’ve actually received some complaints about how ugly you are, would you please spare us the burden of looking at you and put on your mask? Laundry detergent is in Aisle 9.
If Facebook, Twitter and Instagram weren't around, what kinds of websites would we see in their place?	Tumblr
What's your 'Nah it's a dream... This must be a dream' moment ?	Seeing my grandmother
What's the weirdest dream you've had?	Me as a kid was on a bus of some sort and everyone was ordered to strip down naked… it was weird
What makes you happy when no one is around?	That no one is around
What will you do if you see a ghost in your blanket?	💩💩💩
What are common things that screams: “I make great financial choices.”?	Buying a house to rent out instead of living there, hence other people paying your mortgage
Given all the history, is there still a country which IS NOT an atrocity committing piece of shit?	No not as of yet, sure many have less of a body count but all humans are deeply flawed
What seemingly bad decision ended up changing your life for the better?	DRINKING ON THE JOB AT BEST BUY. IM A TRUCKER NOW.
What is it with the word 'moist' that you don't like?	I don't dislike the word moist. Discharge on the other hand 🤢
How do you express love to your dad?	Years of silence
What was your most painful random injury?	Toe stubs
What time is it for you right now?	1:55 AM for me
What's something you do that you find causal, that everyone else is grossed out by?	instead of blowing my runny nose after a crying sess, I just swallow it
What was that one time you beat everyone's expectations of you?	Never
If you had the power to quickly change the state(solid to gas) of any molecules with your brain, what would you do with that power?	Be a contractor for the army and get paid big bucks for turning tanks into fucking gas and make them disappear like nothing.
Don't give a Female an Appliance for her Birthday, It might sound reasonable to a man, but for a woman, that's the worst possible gift. What would you get her?	A BOOK OF UFOS AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF ALEINS
what are you easily angered by?	Hypocrisy.
What hobby/hobbies do you have?	Shopping, yoga, pizza, shopping, shopping xD
How the heck does one plan a vacation?	Have your girlfriend do it worked for me
[Serious] What could someone carve or whittle out of a 6x1x1 inch piece of wood?	If you are really good a whistle.
What bugs you about the mental health subs?	Holy shit its one big circlejerk and glorifying mental health issues. If it isnt them constantly trying to 1-up eachother its trying to convert new people into thinking they have what they think they have.
What compliment has someone given you that has stuck with you for a long time?	“You have the best hair in the grade” “you have such great eyebrows” “you have a bigger butt than me” I’m a guy but they really made me feel nice :)
Non-Americans, what are your thoughts on the two main American political parties (Republicans and Democrats)?	you need to get rid of the two party system
What’s the best social media?	None. Every social media is a cesspool with a large community of degenerate 9 year olds.
what could cause air to distort?	Abrupt change in pressure or temperature
How do you tell your friend that you’re siimping for her?	Hahahahaha, don't 😢
if you could have the writing credits to any song, what would it be?	bohemian rhapsody
What nsfw dream did you have?	I held a girls hand and kissed her

If you were an antagonist in a story, what moment of your past would’ve been the tipping point to becoming a villain?

The release of "Cats" in theaters in late 2019. Nothing's gone right since then.

What stupid possessions can you not get rid of?

All of my mini tissue packs. What if I go on 10 vacations all in a row? Then I’d need all of my tissue packs

For those of you who where there when jeremy spoke in class, what was it like?

Nope. Never seen someone shoot themselves before. In class or anywhere else.

How would you tell your partner you’re becoming less and less physically attracted to them?

You tell them in the nicest way possible. If you still love them and want to become physically attracted to them again, maybe suggest things they should do and such. I remember a case where a lady was told by her man that he felt less attracted to her after gaining weight. He handled it the best way I could imagine, saying it in the nicest way possible and reassuring them you still love them/wanna make it work. Unless you don’t then idk maybe you’re not meant for eachother lmao

Why india is called guru of the world (jagat guru)?

They invented those terms, so they have the right to call themselves that. ~~Don't mean that they are *right*, tho...~~

What are poor financial choices that many people tend to make?

Buying starbucks every day. Buying new iphones every year. Thinking it's only $5/$10/$15/$30/... so why not. Buying brand new cars when you barely make more than the total amount in a year. Signing credit-sensitive shit without actually realizing the real consequences, such as high-interest loans. Buying shoes worth hundreds of dollars when they're not even making 6 figures. Just so many little dumb shit that add up.

What is the reasoning behind Men's Health being ignored as much as it is?

Because your a MAN. You have TESTOSTERONE, so you're MANLY. You're depressed? Men don't get depressed, you're supposed to be big and strong and protect your woman. Woman are fragile, so they need help, but YOU? Needing HELP? Are you WEAK? FRAGILE? Where's your MASCULINITY?? I don't want to talk to a BETA FEMININE MAN! That's what I imagine goes through ignorant people's minds.

What is the dumbest thing you have invested/spent money on?

A can of dehydrated water.

What's your ideal first date?

January 1st is ideal

How do you know if a therapist/counselor is right for you?

You feel comfortable enough to tell the full truth.

What is the rather expensive thing you’re actually glad you bought?

A ninja foodi Those things are fucking great

People who had unfortunate incidents involving storm drains, what is your story?

A clown came up and asked me if I wanted to have a little fun

What age is too old to have a tiktok?

All ages

What are some songs you like but are to embarrassed to share them?

“Disco girl” “Coming through” Is definitely Dippers favorite

What event made you say that you NEED to learn to swim?

My grandpa threw me in the pool and i didn’t want to die. I learned quickly how to swim.

What is your favorite food?

Butter chicken.

What is the best sci-fi franchise in your opinion and why?

Alien

What is your creepiest supernatural encounter?

Seeing one of those shadow people from the corner of my eye.

Guys - girls with sleeve tattoos, full leg tatoos - what's the verdict?

Why do they have tattoos of legs on their sleeves?

[Serious] What will it actually take to make America great again?

Americans would need to cut back dramatically and lead the charge in saving the environment. A country isn't great because it's citizens have a ton of crap hoarded away, it's great when it fixes problems and leads by example.

What is something that once you got, you realized that you didn’t want anymore?

Life

What are your thoughts about penguinz0/Mo1st cr1tical/charles white?

Really cool guy, not much else to say

How do you know if you really like someone?

When they piss you off and you still want to be around them.

What is the most unforgettable internet post that you have ever seen?

The infamous 2 girls 1 cup and 1 man 1 jar

What was the first website you visited?

Google

People who have left a restaurant without paying, what actually happened?

My uncle once left a restaurant in England because they wouldn’t take his Scottish money. Bill for him and his girlfriend was about £80. (I think). He pulled out his Scottish £20 notes they made a fuss and he said that’s all I’ve got. A bit of brinksmanship later, (I think hoping he would be guilt tripped into using his card) he said I’ve offered to pay, if you don’t take I’m off And off he went. Never looked back

You’re captured and receive a chance at freedom if you do one task correctly in any category of your choice. What are you picking?

BEER DRINKING

What, in life and the world, do you view differently in your 30s as compared to your 20s?

Less hope and motivation.

what is something your father said to you that really stuck with you?

he accepts my sexuality (lesbian) He’s from a small town in Iowa and I never expected it.

What is one (small or big) act of kindness that you do for yourself everyday?

I find ways to compliment myself on things I do. Mostly being kind toward other people. “Yeah, you just made the world a little bit of a better place. Go you.”

What is the brand you use of mobile phone?

Samsung

What made you puke just looking at it ?

Worms

What are the knowledge of computer you have?

I’ve got enough to run a Geek Squad for 7 years and our Precinct was frequently #1 in the company.

Which is the most peace filled country?

MOST LIKELY FINLAND

What is the greatest thing you have invested/spent money on?

Digital drawing pad. Saved a life with it. >9000/10.

Who is the most boring Avenger?

Hawkeye

They finally did it. Chris Hansen's How to Catch a Predator: The Video Game officially releases next month. You were one of a select few who got an early release copy, so enlighten us: what's game play like? What's your review? Will it be on PS5?

"It's just a screen that says 'we're coming', 0/10 stars"

What does the Nintendo character Mario make Italian people feel?

fear

People who have killed someone why and how?

I'll never forget it. I was walking down the street when some guy (looked between 25-30) just randomly came behind me and hit me in the back with a bat. I think he was aiming for my head. He kept swinging, and it hurt like hell. I wasnt sure why he was attacking me. At first, I thought he was doing it out of revenge for something. But I didn't have much of a choice. At the time, I had about $500 on me and a pistol. I got away from him and shot him a few times. The cops came and ended up shooting me. First time I killed someone in GTA V. Self defense. What a wild time.

People that don’t live in the US, is there anywhere in the US that is normal for dreaming to visit? Like everyone wants to visit paris or spain, is there somewhere with that appeal in the US?

New York

It's 1985, where are you?

Gawd people, stop responding. You all saying you weren’t born are making me feel very old.

What valuable things about money do you wish you had learned back in your school years?

How credit works and how important it is. I'm 43, I'm just now getting things under control. In fairness I was raised with a nonchalant attitude towards money. Theres a big difference when you're dad makes a couple grand a week in the 80's and 90's and when youre 18 given a credit card but you work at Applebee's... I heard a lot of "it's only money", it took too long to understand it wasn't.

What's the best news site?

I get my stories from The Onion, exclusively.

What’s everyone’s favorite & least favorite eat acting in hollywood movies & tv show’s?

What's "Eat Acting"?

What's your favorite line of a song?

“God only knows where to find you. God only knows how to break through. God only knows the real you. But there’s a kind if love that God only knows…” For Kind and Country-God Only Knows

What is the best value/quality product or item that you have ever bought for under £10 ($14)?

Plunger. Saved me too many times to count. Bad plumbing is someone else's fault; my bathroom + wherever flooding is mine.

You just found a magic lamp. The genie asks for 3 wishes, knowing it’s gonna dodge them and screw you over. How would you phrase your wish so that you couldn’t get tricked?

I DONT NOT WANT UNLIMITED HEINOKENS

How would you describe feelings to an alien that never experienced them?

Unexplainable sensations that occur due to a chemical-electrical reaction which has some evolutionary gain. Beyond this there is no knowledge without experience.

What do you want to do but know you cannot?

Kill many people I have an immense amount of disdain for

What was the craziest dream you've ever had?

Woke up one day and did my usual routine when suddenly it became a nightmare of a reality. Then I woke up.

[Serious] People with past traumatic experiences, what’s your story and what are some ways it has changed your outlook on life?

Well. The worst truam i got is from a neighbor who would kidnap me and rape me. My mom trusted him and never questioned anything even when i begged and cried not to go there. He would occasionally invite friends to "help" and would often tell me that he would kill me if i wouldnt listen. Mom and dad didnt belive me and when my grandparents wrnt to the police, dad spend an entire day screaming at me for not being a virgin anymore. Bein a kid sucks dick

What is the role of LOKI in Marvels?

The role of the LOKI show is to allow Disney to milk a popular character for more money.

just wondering what is the best way to clear iphone storage other than deleting photos?

Text messages

Why are you awake right now?

Because it’s 3:45pm Tuesday afternoon.

[SERIOUS] Hallucinogen users, have you ever had a bad/terrifying trip that haunts you to this day or made you quit hallucinogenics altogether? What happened?

I’ve had what you might consider bad trips, which in reality are bad circumstances manifesting during the trip, not really an entire trip being bad and scary. But none have ever turned me away and I’ve always learned something from those experiences

What's your weirdest fear?

sharks in pools

What are good resources to try finding month to month leases for rent?

Craigslist?

Credit score question for those in finance, lending, credit etc. How good is an 809 credit score ? How would one increase it to a perfect 850?

If you're in the US, you are 90 points above the average. That's incredibly good. It's actually in your best interest to not have perfect credit. FICO considers anything north of 800 to be all you need as anything higher won't have any effect on a lenders decision. A quick database searched revealed that <0.98% of the population have a "perfect" 850. The reason it's actually better to have around 800 and not a perfect score, is you have to remember that lenders are human. If your credit score is too good, especially post-pandemic they might consider it a risk to work with you due to some shady activity. Most of the people we deal with at my company have no problems receiving excellent rates or marginal commissions when they range from 750-800.

what would happen if someone brought back all the dead us presidents as intelligent zombies?

The intelligent half brained Kennedy

What do you think you are doing wrong, but are too scared to ask somebody?

I have no idea if my lunch break is an hour or 30 minutes. Where my office is located in my building, my boss and co-workers can’t see me leave for lunch. When I started, I just began taking hour lunches like I did at my last job. Recently I heard a co-worker mention taking her 30 minute lunch. I’ve been taking hour long lunches for 6 years and it’s way past the point of asking….

People who have made an entire room silent with your words, what’s your story?

Mom dad, my gf is pregnant. After silent this blow ups, my dad shouting, mom crying, brother in shock, I was fifteen and it was April's fool lol.

How was your day today?

Found out that it is my cake day

What Super power is way underrated for the possibilities it has ?

Teleportation on demand

What cool story do you love to tell, whenever the opportunity comes up?

About how much I hate cows due to the fact that once while camping, a cow stole my bagels.

What makes your partner special?

She’s invisible

What are some things people should know, learn, or practice to improve the quality of their thought process?

Improve your vocabulary

Fellow men, what's the longest you've ever gone without ejaculating?

13 years

What’s the weirdest thing you stole from school?

The button to lower the blinds

What toys do you still use?

My dildo.

What should we send into space in an attempt to show aliens our culture?

A pc with a copy of minecraft

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done in class?

Your mom. I'm hilarious.

What is a funny or witty way for a retail worker to enforce a mask mandate to handle angry anti-maskers?

God damn you got a disgusting chin. The fuck is wrong with your teeth? What creature gave you that nose? We’ve actually received some complaints about how ugly you are, would you please spare us the burden of looking at you and put on your mask? Laundry detergent is in Aisle 9.

If Facebook, Twitter and Instagram weren't around, what kinds of websites would we see in their place?

Tumblr

What's your 'Nah it's a dream... This must be a dream' moment ?

Seeing my grandmother

What's the weirdest dream you've had?

Me as a kid was on a bus of some sort and everyone was ordered to strip down naked… it was weird

What makes you happy when no one is around?

That no one is around

What will you do if you see a ghost in your blanket?

💩💩💩

What are common things that screams: “I make great financial choices.”?

Buying a house to rent out instead of living there, hence other people paying your mortgage

Given all the history, is there still a country which IS NOT an atrocity committing piece of shit?

No not as of yet, sure many have less of a body count but all humans are deeply flawed

What seemingly bad decision ended up changing your life for the better?

DRINKING ON THE JOB AT BEST BUY. IM A TRUCKER NOW.

What is it with the word 'moist' that you don't like?

I don't dislike the word moist. Discharge on the other hand 🤢

How do you express love to your dad?

Years of silence

What was your most painful random injury?

Toe stubs

What time is it for you right now?

1:55 AM for me

What's something you do that you find causal, that everyone else is grossed out by?

instead of blowing my runny nose after a crying sess, I just swallow it

What was that one time you beat everyone's expectations of you?

Never

If you had the power to quickly change the state(solid to gas) of any molecules with your brain, what would you do with that power?

Be a contractor for the army and get paid big bucks for turning tanks into fucking gas and make them disappear like nothing.

Don't give a Female an Appliance for her Birthday, It might sound reasonable to a man, but for a woman, that's the worst possible gift. What would you get her?

A BOOK OF UFOS AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF ALEINS

what are you easily angered by?

Hypocrisy.

What hobby/hobbies do you have?

Shopping, yoga, pizza, shopping, shopping xD

How the heck does one plan a vacation?

Have your girlfriend do it worked for me

[Serious] What could someone carve or whittle out of a 6x1x1 inch piece of wood?

If you are really good a whistle.

What bugs you about the mental health subs?

Holy shit its one big circlejerk and glorifying mental health issues. If it isnt them constantly trying to 1-up eachother its trying to convert new people into thinking they have what they think they have.

What compliment has someone given you that has stuck with you for a long time?

“You have the best hair in the grade” “you have such great eyebrows” “you have a bigger butt than me” I’m a guy but they really made me feel nice :)

Non-Americans, what are your thoughts on the two main American political parties (Republicans and Democrats)?

you need to get rid of the two party system

What’s the best social media?

None. Every social media is a cesspool with a large community of degenerate 9 year olds.

what could cause air to distort?

Abrupt change in pressure or temperature

How do you tell your friend that you’re siimping for her?

Hahahahaha, don't 😢

if you could have the writing credits to any song, what would it be?

bohemian rhapsody

What nsfw dream did you have?

I held a girls hand and kissed her