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Would you say yes if your partner purposed with a cheap ring but they had the money for a nicer ring? Why or why not?
If she says "no" to a cheap ring then she's not for you.
Managers what would happen if you heard your employees talk behind your back when frustrated?
Laugh it off considering we have all done this 1. As a kid about parents 2. As parents talking about the kids 3. As an employee under another higher up
What career did your parents want you to pursue?
Aborted
Which relative in your family always brings drama to get togethers and holidays?
Uncle Don. He doesn't actually do anything dramatic. He spent 25 years in prison for blowing his wife's head off with a shotgun. And people act like he's evil and start citing religious texts to exclaim why he's evil and the children shouldn't talk to him and shit. But he doesn't really do anything dramatic except bring a prostitute to every Thanksgiving dinner, and people still respond less dramatically to that than the simple fact that he exists. One time, I could tell Uncle Don was uncomfortable with it all, and so I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk in the woods to smoke a joint with me. I'm a lot younger, I didn't know him before he was in prison, but I was an adult at that point. He said yes, and that's the only time I've ever seen Uncle Don happy. We talked about being around plants and running water and shit, and it was pretty cool.
What’s the wildest thing you’ve seen in a retail/grocery store?
r/peopleofwalmart
How someone made you change your mind about something without talking about it that you would have never questioned otherwise?
I'm a chef. When I was 4 years in the kitchen, my executive told me, " There are no rules to anything you make in the kitchen, don't let people tell you there is one way to skin a cat. If it tastes good, it tastes good." I'm where i am now because of that.
A music artist that you can't get enough from recently and why?
Jimi hendrix. But im weird. Did the dishes to purple haze today ngl.
What’s a common life lesson that took you a long time to learn?
History repeats its self, so follow in the path of the old victor
What colour represents introverts, according to you?
Blue.
What would you do if you killed somebody on accident ?
If I do kill someone, it will be because of this ridiculous modern trend of incorrectly saying "on accident" instead of "by accident"
What's a question you're tired of seeing in this sub?
Would you accept [plenty of money] for [a mild inconvenience]? How would you like [a very convenient feature]? People who [does something that annoys me], why?
If you had to go back in time, and change one thing in the past what would it be?
That Bush didn't steal the election. We wouldn't have such a military industry complex. Gore would of won. Much greener planet.
What were we before we were a sperm?
Chromosomes and proteins
What is the best idea you’ve ever come up with while drunk or high?
My best drunk/high idea is calling drunk/high ideas “highdeas.” You can see why I’m not a millionaire.
If Shazam yelled Shazam in space, where would the lightning come from?
Space
What would you tell someone that’s about to get on the internet for the very first time?
Don’t
What’s your favorite word and why?
[Fuck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI). It is so useful in so many situations.
What do you think about modern art?
Big fan. That's where I spend most of my time in the museums.
[Serious] Do you still believe in the goodness of humanity? Why or why not?
Yes, And it bites me in the butt everytime but I believe that people are naturally good and can change
Whose little sunshine are you?
My Dogs... I hope...at least he's mine
What’s your worst family game night moment?
After me and my family played something for like 2 hours, me and my brother decided to play some Yu-Gi-Oh on a glass table while the others where doing something else. My brother then, for no reason what so ever, decided to not sit on the couch behind him, he needs to sit on the glass table. It brought down and we both got a shock and small injuries. I have a scar from the wound I got.
What are your non-perverted fantasies?
Get dropped off deep in the forest with a dog, an ax, and a rifle, see if I can survive two months.
What's a historical invention from any time period that you feel certain you could have thought up sooner if you'd been alive back then?
The can was invented about two or three decades before the can opener. Like, the handheld, simple can opener. Come on y’all.
What is the most important thing when making a functioning society?
Empathy
You can go back in time and be any American president: which would you choose to be and what changes (if any) would you make?
I’d be John Adams. I would not set up the alien/sedition acts that allowed the government to limit excessive free speech for a while, as that set a bad precedent, and I would support Jefferson immediately after, and prevent the shitty 2-party system from ever forming.
What should the name of Ben & Jerry’s next ice cream be?
Biden Bloopers / with mixed nuts
If you are a bisexual, do you prefer male or female? And why?
Female! To me they're way more approachable and understand me and my body better.
What career are you in and how did you get into it?
retirement: I worked my ass off.
what is a real life example of "actually money does grow on trees"?
I package and sell pine combs on Etsy from the 70 foot pines behind my house. People use them for crafting, Christmas decorations, etc.
What is something most people don't realise is a privilege?
Getting 3 meals a day. Having people who genuinely care about you. Having good parents. Being able to walk alone, at night, without worrying.
What animes would you recommend?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
What is your anxiety screwed you over story?
At my job I was to nervous to ask to get water (I work at a grocery store part time), it was like 90 degrees outside and I had just been made to organize the carts for an hour and I had to come back in to work the register. I thought I was gonna be fine but soon I realized I was not fine and as I was finally asking the manager if I could take a water break, I passed out in front of everyone
What is a scary fact of the universe which is most likely to happen?
The climate crisis (which has already begun)
What sound makes you cringe?
My own voice
What character really turned their shit around?
Zuko
What's your most cherished memory of a loved one?
My dog sleeping at the end of my bed
When did you the f*cked up big time but too tired to care/dont care anymore about it?
??? ?? ???
When and how did you know where the babies come from?
My mom told me Santa Claus wasn't real and babies came from pussies that got filled with semen. Real, no-bullshit, Puerto Rican
What are some examples of kinks vs fetishes?
A fetish is a necessity someone needs to experience pleasure or arousal. A kink is not a necessity and a person can still achieve arousal or pleasure even without the kink in play. So the same thing can be a kink or a fetish to different people.
When did you realize you hit rock bottom?
I was wasted and fell and hit my head on a rock, had a bruise for a month.
What do you believe lies beyond the edge of the universe?
A Starbucks
What is the best article you have read in the past month (no politics) ?
I read a shirt that was pretty funny while hanging out with friends
[Serious] Do you honestly think the majority of mainstream media has a left wing bias or not, if not what do we make of the media exactly (keep it civil please)?
left/rite wing is bullshit. People want what works for them a sustainable wage isnt rite or left because neither rite or left wing politicians have done anything to make it happen... its all bullshit.
Who is your favorite fictional character that sticks to the background and isn't the center of attention like all the other characters who do?
The cabbage guy from ATLA
What is your current struggle?
Relationships god dammit
How much chuck could a chuck wood chuck if a chuck wood could wood chuck?
69
What do you think is the best game ever??
The Game
If Family Guy was adapted into a live action TV series, what would be your ideal cast?
Real life peter griffin for sure
(Only answer in emojis) what is something you want to do before you die?
✈️ 🌍
What was your "I'm going to Hell for laughing at this" moment?
Every time my dad made a racist joke.
[Serious] People who live in hot climates, If climate change makes your home uninhabitable, what would you do then?
Move 🤷
What screams "I have a warrant"?
Hopefully a police officer
If you are an atheist, what do you hate the most about god/s?
One does not hate the things that one does not believe exist.
You can make it that one country never existed, which one and why?
Korea We wouldn't have K-Pop, and we wouldn't have continuous conflicts!
What do you know about Iran? What do you think about the country?
Once the great empire of Persia, Iran is home to a diverse variety of peoples and cultures. Back in the days of the old Persian Empire, the dominant religion was Zoroastrianism, an dualistic Monotheistic religion that is one of the oldest monotheistic religion without Abrahamic influences. The Empire fell to Alexander the great, who quickly Hellenized the empire, until his death and the Hellenic empire fell apart. Persia rebelled against the Hellenic rule and slowly rebuild themselves into the Parthian Empier, which held it's own against the Romans. The new Persian (Parthian) Empire lasted a good couple centuries until the Islamic Caliphate expanded across the middle east and northern Africa. After the death of the Prophet Mohammed, the Islamic world was split by who should succeed the prophet as leader of the faith and empire. The Sunni Islam followed one of Muhammads disciples and generals, who had seniority of many other prominent leaders. In contrast, the Shia Islam chose to follow Ali, a relative of the prophet, believing that the leadership should follow the blood of Muhammad. Conflict broke out between the vast majority Sunni, and the minority Shia, causing them to spread apart and separate over time. By the 15th century, Iran became the safe haven and home to many Shia muslims, which is still the predominant denomination to this day. Although the Caliphates were strict regarding the practices of their interpretations of Islam, other cultural and religious groups were still allowed to thrive and flourish, leading to a very diverse empire. Over time, Iran grew again in great power, as did the Ottoman Empire, the successor of the old Sunni Caliphates after several wars against the Crusades. Imperial power in the Middle east and Persia peaked in the early 1900s, and shattered at the end of the world wars. As major international powers began to fight amongst each other in the Cold War, the west had influenced government of the rule and resource rich Iran to be in their favor, leading to a boom in fossil fuels and mineral mining in the area. As the Shah (emperor) of Iran passed more and more reforms to become more modern and western, many conservative traditional Islamic revolutions popped up, eventually overthrowing the Shah and establishing a very strict and fundamental Islamic Theocracy, who still rule to this day. This political overthrough very quickly sent Iran back from their modernization, and feelings of resentment and hatred spread quickly against the western powers who had tried to influence and change their way of life. Iran very quickly became extremely authoritarian and oppressive against their peoples, working to eliminate many non-islamic groups and persecuting those who speak out against the regime and their oppressivly fundamentalist beliefs. Iran/Persia has an amazingly colorful history and the deep diversity of unique culture that grew up within it are amazing, but are slowly being destroyed or erased due to the regimes in place that control the country. Unless some extreme changes take place, it's rather sad to me that I will likely not get to explore such a colorful history in the lands where they happened.
What is a wholesome encounter you've had with a stranger you'll always remember?
I live in Japan but I am not Japanese, and in a crowded large station, this cute old Japanese leaves everyone and comes to ask me for directions. Lucky I was pretty familiar with the station, but I always wonder why she picked me.
What's the prettiest flower, according to you?
Peonies
What do you do for a living & do you like it?
Warehouse worker, it’s not terrible. It took a while to find a good one though
People who have won the 1-in-a-million chance, how did it go?
I'm alive. Not a bad deal. Context: I took a speeding semi truck to the face
If you could start a business right now, what would it be ?
Misery business.
Since camera quality keeps improving, will we view the past differently once old photos no longer look "old" ? Why or why not?
Well photos today are of a quality where if they got any "better", our eyes wouldn't be able to tell. So a full color HD photo is going to be as good tomorrow as it is today. Some major tech company, forgot which one, released a device that let's you see 3D with the naked eye by having a camera track your eyes live. They priced it at around $6000 I think, because no one else has made their own yet.
[Serious] What is a video game moment that stuck with you?
When I got stung by that wasp in animal crossing
How do u tern of comment on Readit post?
Spigg
How clear the smell of shrimp out of textiles/ seat of car?
Fire. Burn that fukr
What pain are you holding onto that you just can’t let go of?
All of it
If fear wasnt a factor, how would you live your life and what would you do differently?
I would be dead by the moment
What're some tips for talking to women you are interested in?
Open and close your mouth while using vibrations from your vocal chords to make words
What are some actual life hacks that could come in handy?
Study psychology for fun and social situations will be alot easier
What was your life like when you were 21 vs now?
Will find it out in 1 year
What is your favorite classic Nintendo games?
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
What is the most wholesome anime you know about?
Cells at work
What was your biggest childhood mistake?
Selling a ton of collectibles that could now probably have bought me a house…
[Serious] does going out of your way to socialize, meet people, and make friends make you weak, pathetic, needy, and in validation of others? Why or why not?
Humans are inherently social creatures. Most of it is in how you go about it. There are weak, pathetic, needy people out there that require validation (Me, for example) but that's independent of expanding social circles
What is the absolute worst child you have ever seen out in public?
Donald Trump
Where does an open ketchup bottle belong, in the fridge or in the cabinet?
What does the bottle say? It’s literally telling you how it feels and where it wants to go and personally I respect that.
Dream stans, why are you so damn annoying?
Normal pills
How can you tell if women are into you?
text them a lot intentionally and if they reply excitedly and quickly to even dumb shit, ur in
You are offered to have any one wish of yours come true but the wish will only be present for 24 hours, what is your wish? What is something you would want to have even for just a day?
I would know all the lottery #s for that day.
Which is less painful, Over thinking/anxiety or Bone fracture ?
Bone fracture, definitely. The worst part of the bone fracture wouldn't be the pain, anyways, it would be "Will this ever heal correctly?" - and then we're back to anxiety.
What are some good weird questions to ask someone to get to know them better?
You better not start with weird ones if you wanna know them
What would make you walk out on a first date?
Her dick size
What was the craziest thing you saw while traveling?
4 dead bodies lined up on the side of the road, each covered by a white sheet. Surrounding the bodies were a handful of men in uniform carrying AK 47's.
What sentences are creepy when whispered?
Can you see me
What are these insects?
Male Ants
What was a time eavesdropping helped?
Literally all throughout my childhood lol, eavesdropping helped me know what kind of mood my folks were in, so i could plan my next moves accordingly
What is the weirdest/dumbest thing you saw during the last year and a half?
Antivaxxers, Karens, Flat-Earthers, etc. Mostly American bullshits.
Gamers, if you 1v1’d yourself from 5 years ago, who are you betting on, present you or past you?
This is a tough one, I feel like I know more shit now, but younger me had much quicker reflexes, maybe it's a wash idk
If you could only watch one show for the rest of your life what would it be?
One Piece coz it never ends
Drunk drivers, do you see yourselves as good people? Why?
I am in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk! ~Homer Simpson
What is your opinion on taxing churches and religious establishments?
i think they should be taxed like everyone else
What is a memory of a party you’ve been to? What comes to mind?
Being at a college party while we were still in high school and my "friend" who told us of the party got hammered. We were all drinking a bit but he was hammered. (We had a DD) He was talking to some girl when the cops showed up. Obviously we all start freaking out so we try to gather everyone we knew. Including said "friend". He gets super angry and belligerent because I was cock blocking him. So me and the rest of the crew jumped the fence to leave. And we meet up at the car. Took us a good ten-fifteen minutes to circle the block back to the car which was kinda in front of the house party. That's when we saw "friend" being escorted in handcuffs.
What is the best McDonald's sandwich and why?
Double quarter pounder with cheese, because america, thats why!
In your honest opinion, how many years do you think we are away from being able to stop and reverse the aging process in people?
prob like 50 years
What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone you dislike?
He always parked his truck under a tee at work, so I put a ladder in the bed of my truck one day and hung a bird feeder directly above where his truck got parked. I lovingly refilled that bird feeder once a week so all summer his truck was covered in bird dookie. If you ever read this, I still hate you
Out of curiosity if Biden and Obama are considered center right by European standards, what is Trump considered over there?
Fascist.
Inspired by post about japan, what comes to your mind when you think about country India ?
Call centers
Which movie or novel did you "judge by its cover" and dislike, but loved when you actually checked it out?
Got reluctantly dragged to go see Mean Girls on a date and ended up liking it more than her.
What movies come to mind when you think of a movie that was marketed towards 12 year old boys but gained an audience of 14 year old girls on the internet?
How to Train Your Dragon
What are things to be considered before having your first tattoo ?
Cost. Good tattoos are pricy.
What is something you like but are incredibly embarrassed about?
A girl