Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What's a bad thing that happened to an innocent person?	The Holocaust.
What is a song you really like the melody but can't listen to it bc the lyrics are just terrible?	I don't remember the name. Now he's just an artist that I used to know.
Which artists should we see in concert before it’s too late?	Red hot Chile peppers
What language besides English do you wish you were fluent in?	Chinese. the pronunciation always stumps me, even though I don't have much trouble with the writing system since I am almost fluent in Japanese.
What is your favorite BAD line from a film or tv show?	"What are we, some kind of Suicide Squad?"
If you got to change somebody's ringtone, to what would you change it?	Grass Skirt Chase from Spongebob. I don't know why but I find that a funny thing to change it to.
You wake up with the power of invisibility, but only while in nearly unbearable pain. What do you do, and how do you keep yourself invisible?	Painkillers? But why do I need to keep myself invisible?
What’s one thing you wish you knew about college that you didn’t know when you were applying for admission?	The FAFSA is a pain to complete but SO worth it. It also takes time for the paperwork to go to and from so get it done early
What is your guilty pleasure?	Masturbating
If only one thing was used to prove human existence (to aliens, etc.), what would be the most effective?	[This hopefully](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrCjaKKSlc)
What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?	‘Morning Elon.’
whats a good story you have that just doesnt fit other threads?	A guy in Discord gave me drawing lessons because he couldn't stand how bad my drawings were
What should one consider before deciding to live an ascetic life?	Does that come with fries.
What is the most absurd answer to "How are you feeling at the moment?"	With my fingers.
Have you ever met somebody who turned out to be a Paedophile? If so did you ever suspect them and what were they like? [serious]	My bestfriend growing ups dad. He was always super creepy towards me, but I just thought it was normal dad stuff since I wasn’t close with my own dad. He was the first person to give me pot at 12 and then tried to get me to go for a ride alone in his car. I was skeeved and started hanging with my friend only at school. I got called into the principles office one day by police to be interviewed; apparently he kidnapped. 14 year old and drove her across state lines so they could “get married”. I still thank god I trusted my little 12 year old instincts but ouch, it hurt finding out a dad figure saw me that way :(
How often does one change underwear?	Every new day
What weird things do you do when you get home and shut your door and no ones watching?	first off, i don’t believe in ghosts. but on the off chance that the ARE real, i always make sure to greet an empty room with a hello, just incase a ghost is vibing in there
What’s the weirdest trending aesthetic?	Validating “being offended” as a reason for censorship
Did you read "to kill a mockingbird" by Harper Lee in school? If so what did you take from the book emotionally and mentally?	Life is unfair
What character has a love/hate relationship with its community?	the main character in Solar Opposites. Oh, and Jerry, Elaine and George all got this. Also Michael Bluth. And Lisa Simpson.
How did you overcome your trauma from getting bullied as a kid/teen?	I use humor, alcohol, and weed as unhealthy coping mechanisms.
What is your passion/hobby and how did you get into it?	Music. I wanted to express myself in a way that I like
What is the most awesome last name (that was their actual birth name) you've encountered?	Native American dudes with names like Brock Thunderhawk, I mean, Jesus Christ.
There are songs from 25 years ago that still play on the radio frequently. What songs from today will still play on the radio 25 years from now?	I hope none of them will.
What classes did you feel were unnecessary in school?	Most of them.
LSD, mushrooms, weed, alcohol or Mdma? From anyone who has tried all what is your favorite and why?	LSD! Such a clean trip every time I’ve taken it. Someone once described LSD as the Led Zeppelin of hallucinogens and mushrooms and the Pink Floyd of hallucinogens. Alcohol is okay. Hangovers suck. Molly is a lot of fun! Until I’m sad the next day
Whats a must order item when you go out for japanese food?	Sushi
What if Mexico and USA became one country?	There would be an immediate and terrible war between the cartels vs. the US government.
What do you think about sexual fluids?	As the Rob Zombie song pussy liquour says i love the vaginal fluids in oral sex, all different vaginas taste different and delicious.
What's your favorite Pink Floyd song of all time?	Shine on you crazy diamond!
What is the most “Oscar bait” movie you’ve ever seen?	Satan's Alley, from Tropic Thunder.
known for long that mom has been going out and sleeping with strangers behind dad’s back. known this cause one of those strangers was high school coach, who was showing a pic of mom to others at the school. Should tell dad about this or not?	Should tell
What vowel do you use when you scream?	I'm too poor to buy a vowel.
What's the strangest thing you've found while going through a deceased relative's belongings?	A shit ton of gifts she bought and never gave. She was a really nasty person, she seemed to hate everyone. But she loved shopping and hoarding
How do you see our planet after 10 years?	It'll be just fine, with or without us. > The planet is fine. The people are fucked. —George Carlin
If you aren’t dating for marriage, what are you dating for?	Companionship?
What do you think will be the '' Next Big Thing '' or '' The Next Trend ''?	VR Yoga
Ladies: What do you like most about the amazing male gender?	They take compliments really well and it's cute
Which pre-apocalyptic zombie movie/novel/series/other do you think does the best at portraying the initial outbreaks?	Dawn of the dead! But my favorite was black summer!
What improvements would you like to see in a switch pro?	The fucking Joy con stick drift.
What’s an opportunity you skipped out on that ended up being amazing for the next person who got it?	Sex with my wife.
Who is the smartest JoJo?	Mojo Jojo
If you were in charge of picking a team name for your group of friends or family, what would it be?	Idiots
What is something you wish you could experience for the first time again?	Video games.
What's something you never want to do ever again?	Friend zone someone
So what if Elon Musk was an SCP that was let out of the facilities cause he acted normal, but the reason He’s an SCP is because He’s smart enough to procure funding for shit(Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX, ECT.)?	SCP?
911 Dispatchers, what is the most memorable call you've heard/taken?	I'm not a dispatche but there was a recording of the cop that stole someone's weed and made brownies and called the cops on himself because he thought it was laced. "Time is moving really slow, I think I'm dead"
What first: milk or cereal?	The bowl
What movie, good or bad, would you like to see remade with a different director, and what director?	All 3 movies in the latest Star Wars Trilogy. I'd like to see them directed by Dave Filoni. No matter what he comes up with it will 100% be better than the disorganized re-hashing chaotic mess we got.
How do you keep from being dragged in to family social media drama?	Don't "like" any post except for uncle Don's accidental dick pic.
What do you think about the rising covid cases in Japan before the Olympics?	As someone on the ground it’s just part of life now. No one will actually do anything differently until we reach a new high of 10,000 new cases per day. People need to work and live
How do you ask out a quit shy girl?	Hang out with her as a friend first until she opens up a little bit more around you and then ask her out.
What instantly puts you in a bad mood?	Traffic
What's the most fucked up thing a co-worker has ever done?	Stole my sandwich. The one with the moist maker. I even had a note on it.
What is something that annoys you about yourself?	Overthinking… lots and lots of overthinking
What board/card/dice game deserves more recognition?	Poker seems to be dying
If aliens observed you in your natural habitat what would they classify you as?	Sloth
If you could go back in time to the day before lockdown and talk to your post self, what would you say?	Invest in GameStop.
Only by describing a story or experience from your life, how attractive/unattractive are you?	I was barred from being in the school play because I was "too ugly".
What are strong thoughts to stay motivated to lose weight?	"I should not buy tempting fast foods, snacks, sodas, etc. in the first place." It was hard to resist bringing it home from the store? How hard will it be to resist literally a few paces away, in the fridge or cabinet?
How was someone able to film inside a burning building from every imaginable angle for TV before they could use cgi?	They had these things called "sets".
What code words did you use for the privates?	I call it my ditchie when I'm talking to my boyfriend. Started when I was on medicine that gave me a yeast infection and I called him crying "I've got an itchy in my ditchie"
You are a powerful supervillain. What are your diabolical plans?	Changing the entire world’s supply of toilet paper to 1-ply.
What is something that the rich are praised for doing, but the poor are shamed for?	Being given money by the government.
(Serious) What are you most confused about right now?	I was thinking that covid would provide room for a cultural reset. Maybe people would start seeing their impact on the environment, the economy, the plight of service workers, our insane inflated consumerist cycle that is so cursed it's committed to damning itself over and over, that free healthcare is a necessity and the housing should be a right, that we as a nation are not separate from the world and everyone around us but in fact fundamentally intermingled and that we need to start living different to change things. nope. back to normal. just feel like I was ghosted by a feeling of necessity that seemed so inevitable.
What is the most forgettable movie that you remember?	I remember that the Eragon movie exists and nothing else about it.
Whats something men can do to be more fashionable?	Pull their pants up
What fox news host do you hate the most?	Fucker Carlson
What is an obscure, random movie quote that has stuck with you?	["Waitress, more butter!"- Chopping Mall](https://youtu.be/bXIRQ_8Q_9M)
Why these mf’s out here in america eating mcdonalds and wondering why they can’t handle covid?	Pretty sure COVID doesn't avoid people who eat salad though.
What are the best reasons to give a prospective employer as to why you quit your previous job?	"For the same reason I'm about to walk out of this interview. Do not try my patience."
What's the weirdest animal you've seen someone keep as a pet?	A dildo
What screams "new money"?	A Camaro or a Dodge Hellcat
What was the most annoying coworker you had?	The one I have now. We are on a fairly big crew and he always has something bad to say about everyone on the crew, it's just super annoying and he's lazy.
What is a good one-liner that can be said from at least 50 years ago?	"Hot dog!"
What flowers represent introverts, according to you? Or, Which flowers are introverts (iykwim)?	Introverts are mushrooms.
Which character from a book was absolutely nailed spot on in the movie version by the actor/actress and the writers?	Sean Bean as Ned Stark
What's your favorite insult disguised as a compliment?	Nice haircut, it really highlights your forehead!
[Serious] When's the first time you felt old, and the last time you felt young?	Felt young getting carded for alcohol until I was 29 or so. Felt old when I pulled up to a stop light with young people in the car next to me. They were all singing to the music then one looked at me and was like "That LADY is staring." That lady? Being called "Lady"...UGH. I was 30. Help me, I am old.
What Movie Most Deviated from Your Expectations?	Parasite took a bit of a turn
What was an act of kindness that stuck with you for life?	My gf decided to go out with me.
[Serious] What are the best reasons to give a prospective employer as to why you left your previous job?	"They weren't paying me what I'm worth." Really drive that big dick energy home. Jokes aside: "There was no more room/potential for growth in my previous company"
What's a song that you don't even like, but know all of the words to due to constant radio play?	Thank you, next by Adriana grande
What is funny but not true?	Me having a hot girlfriend
What was this one book that blew up your mind?	The Bible.
Play by play, what is the proper technique you use to wipe when shitting?	Why the spoiler tag
What should you do if it feels so good when she puts her seed in you?	What?
At what point do you wash the bread knife?	When it is ready to graduate to a poop knife.
What was the weather over there?	It basically only rains now. I can’t even cut the grass because it’s always wet. Always wet lolz
What is a knockoff that is better than the original?	My exes twin brother.
What is a subtle sign of a bad or mediocre cook?	A rat keeps breaking in to cook.
What would happen if there were so many covid strains that scientists ran out of Greek letters?	Considering the number of scientists who use Excel for everything, I think they’ll go with αα, αβ, αγ, etc.
[Serious] Whats the most messed up dream you've had that you can remember?	I keep getting this dream, very often, and usually after watching a horror movie, so pretty much 3-4 times a week. I am chased by the killer from the movie and somehow end up in a satanic ritual and that is connected to a true crime case I’ve read recently, and it still manages to get worse when my mom tries to kill me. It is always the same dream, in the same order
[SERIOUS] How did you unintentionally ruin someone's life?	I was born, and that fucked up both my parents' lives.
What was the worst thing you found in your food?	I took a bite of hotdog, and all of a sudden my mouth was completely filled. I spat it out. Turns out some plastic packaging got packed into a hotdog, and just expanded in my mouth. Sent a pic to the company with the obvious packaging shape in the hotdog. Got some free stuff and an apology.
What is the coolest thing you have done that nobody else saw?	For me, I was leaving work one day and realized I had my pen in my hand still. I decided to chuck it over across the room near my desk and if it fell on the floor, then so be it. Not only did I get it on my desk, it sunk straight into the pen cup with the other pens. I felt like a god
What are some flowers with unique names?	Amorphophallus titanum. Literally means "titanic malformed penis". It's the big giant stinky flower you always see on the news.
What is your favorite hair color & eye color combination?	Black hair, blue eyes.
If you can be any intimate object, what would you be?	A dildo
[Serious] What tips would you give someone moving from Europe to Pennsylvania next month?	Dont be scared of the bullshit you read online about how "unaccepting" america is. Youre moving to the greatest country on earth. In one of the most back-off states in the whole thing. the midwest is beautiful and mostly out of the way. As long as you mind your business, and be a part of your community, people will welcome you with open arms and generally leave you alone to live your life. Best tip is to enjoy everything around you, and dont stay in one place. if youre moving there to live there, the midwest is the tip of the iceberg for american culture. branch off and visit the west coast and the mountains, or new england, or the south, or texas, every single area in america is a different culture thats brought together by similar values. its a very interesting thing to witness and be a part of.

What's a bad thing that happened to an innocent person?

The Holocaust.

What is a song you really like the melody but can't listen to it bc the lyrics are just terrible?

I don't remember the name. Now he's just an artist that I used to know.

Which artists should we see in concert before it’s too late?

Red hot Chile peppers

What language besides English do you wish you were fluent in?

Chinese. the pronunciation always stumps me, even though I don't have much trouble with the writing system since I am almost fluent in Japanese.

What is your favorite BAD line from a film or tv show?

"What are we, some kind of Suicide Squad?"

If you got to change somebody's ringtone, to what would you change it?

Grass Skirt Chase from Spongebob. I don't know why but I find that a funny thing to change it to.

You wake up with the power of invisibility, but only while in nearly unbearable pain. What do you do, and how do you keep yourself invisible?

Painkillers? But why do I need to keep myself invisible?

What’s one thing you wish you knew about college that you didn’t know when you were applying for admission?

The FAFSA is a pain to complete but SO worth it. It also takes time for the paperwork to go to and from so get it done early

What is your guilty pleasure?

Masturbating

If only one thing was used to prove human existence (to aliens, etc.), what would be the most effective?

[This hopefully](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrCjaKKSlc)

What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?

‘Morning Elon.’

whats a good story you have that just doesnt fit other threads?

A guy in Discord gave me drawing lessons because he couldn't stand how bad my drawings were

What should one consider before deciding to live an ascetic life?

Does that come with fries.

What is the most absurd answer to "How are you feeling at the moment?"

With my fingers.

Have you ever met somebody who turned out to be a Paedophile? If so did you ever suspect them and what were they like? [serious]

My bestfriend growing ups dad. He was always super creepy towards me, but I just thought it was normal dad stuff since I wasn’t close with my own dad. He was the first person to give me pot at 12 and then tried to get me to go for a ride alone in his car. I was skeeved and started hanging with my friend only at school. I got called into the principles office one day by police to be interviewed; apparently he kidnapped. 14 year old and drove her across state lines so they could “get married”. I still thank god I trusted my little 12 year old instincts but ouch, it hurt finding out a dad figure saw me that way :(

How often does one change underwear?

Every new day

What weird things do you do when you get home and shut your door and no ones watching?

first off, i don’t believe in ghosts. but on the off chance that the ARE real, i always make sure to greet an empty room with a hello, just incase a ghost is vibing in there

What’s the weirdest trending aesthetic?

Validating “being offended” as a reason for censorship

Did you read "to kill a mockingbird" by Harper Lee in school? If so what did you take from the book emotionally and mentally?

Life is unfair

What character has a love/hate relationship with its community?

the main character in Solar Opposites. Oh, and Jerry, Elaine and George all got this. Also Michael Bluth. And Lisa Simpson.

How did you overcome your trauma from getting bullied as a kid/teen?

I use humor, alcohol, and weed as unhealthy coping mechanisms.

What is your passion/hobby and how did you get into it?

Music. I wanted to express myself in a way that I like

What is the most awesome last name (that was their actual birth name) you've encountered?

Native American dudes with names like Brock Thunderhawk, I mean, Jesus Christ.

There are songs from 25 years ago that still play on the radio frequently. What songs from today will still play on the radio 25 years from now?

I hope none of them will.

What classes did you feel were unnecessary in school?

Most of them.

LSD, mushrooms, weed, alcohol or Mdma? From anyone who has tried all what is your favorite and why?

LSD! Such a clean trip every time I’ve taken it. Someone once described LSD as the Led Zeppelin of hallucinogens and mushrooms and the Pink Floyd of hallucinogens. Alcohol is okay. Hangovers suck. Molly is a lot of fun! Until I’m sad the next day

Whats a must order item when you go out for japanese food?

Sushi

What if Mexico and USA became one country?

There would be an immediate and terrible war between the cartels vs. the US government.

What do you think about sexual fluids?

As the Rob Zombie song pussy liquour says i love the vaginal fluids in oral sex, all different vaginas taste different and delicious.

What's your favorite Pink Floyd song of all time?

Shine on you crazy diamond!

What is the most “Oscar bait” movie you’ve ever seen?

Satan's Alley, from Tropic Thunder.

known for long that mom has been going out and sleeping with strangers behind dad’s back. known this cause one of those strangers was high school coach, who was showing a pic of mom to others at the school. Should tell dad about this or not?

Should tell

What vowel do you use when you scream?

I'm too poor to buy a vowel.

What's the strangest thing you've found while going through a deceased relative's belongings?

A shit ton of gifts she bought and never gave. She was a really nasty person, she seemed to hate everyone. But she loved shopping and hoarding

How do you see our planet after 10 years?

It'll be just fine, with or without us. > The planet is fine. The *people* are fucked. —George Carlin

If you aren’t dating for marriage, what are you dating for?

Companionship?

What do you think will be the '' Next Big Thing '' or '' The Next Trend ''?

VR Yoga

Ladies: What do you like most about the amazing male gender?

They take compliments really well and it's cute

Which pre-apocalyptic zombie movie/novel/series/other do you think does the best at portraying the initial outbreaks?

Dawn of the dead! But my favorite was black summer!

What improvements would you like to see in a switch pro?

The fucking Joy con stick drift.

What’s an opportunity you skipped out on that ended up being amazing for the next person who got it?

Sex with my wife.

Who is the smartest JoJo?

Mojo Jojo

If you were in charge of picking a team name for your group of friends or family, what would it be?

Idiots

What is something you wish you could experience for the first time again?

Video games.

What's something you never want to do ever again?

Friend zone someone

So what if Elon Musk was an SCP that was let out of the facilities cause he acted normal, but the reason He’s an SCP is because He’s smart enough to procure funding for shit(Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX, ECT.)?

SCP?

911 Dispatchers, what is the most memorable call you've heard/taken?

I'm not a dispatche but there was a recording of the cop that stole someone's weed and made brownies and called the cops on himself because he thought it was laced. "Time is moving really slow, I think I'm dead"

What first: milk or cereal?

The bowl

What movie, good or bad, would you like to see remade with a different director, and what director?

All 3 movies in the latest Star Wars Trilogy. I'd like to see them directed by Dave Filoni. No matter what he comes up with it will 100% be better than the disorganized re-hashing chaotic mess we got.

How do you keep from being dragged in to family social media drama?

Don't "like" any post except for uncle Don's accidental dick pic.

What do you think about the rising covid cases in Japan before the Olympics?

As someone on the ground it’s just part of life now. No one will actually do anything differently until we reach a new high of 10,000 new cases per day. People need to work and live

How do you ask out a quit shy girl?

Hang out with her as a friend first until she opens up a little bit more around you and then ask her out.

What instantly puts you in a bad mood?

Traffic

What's the most fucked up thing a co-worker has ever done?

Stole my sandwich. The one with the moist maker. I even had a note on it.

What is something that annoys you about yourself?

Overthinking… lots and lots of overthinking

What board/card/dice game deserves more recognition?

Poker seems to be dying

If aliens observed you in your natural habitat what would they classify you as?

Sloth

If you could go back in time to the day before lockdown and talk to your post self, what would you say?

Invest in GameStop.

Only by describing a story or experience from your life, how attractive/unattractive are you?

I was barred from being in the school play because I was "too ugly".

What are strong thoughts to stay motivated to lose weight?

"I should not buy tempting fast foods, snacks, sodas, etc. in the first place." It was hard to resist bringing it home from the store? How hard will it be to resist literally a few paces away, in the fridge or cabinet?

How was someone able to film inside a burning building from every imaginable angle for TV before they could use cgi?

They had these things called "sets".

What code words did you use for the privates?

I call it my ditchie when I'm talking to my boyfriend. Started when I was on medicine that gave me a yeast infection and I called him crying "I've got an itchy in my ditchie"

You are a powerful supervillain. What are your diabolical plans?

Changing the entire world’s supply of toilet paper to 1-ply.

What is something that the rich are praised for doing, but the poor are shamed for?

Being given money by the government.

(Serious) What are you most confused about right now?

I was thinking that covid would provide room for a cultural reset. Maybe people would start seeing their impact on the environment, the economy, the plight of service workers, our insane inflated consumerist cycle that is so cursed it's committed to damning itself over and over, that free healthcare is a necessity and the housing should be a right, that we as a nation are not separate from the world and everyone around us but in fact fundamentally intermingled and that we need to start living different to change things. nope. back to normal. just feel like I was ghosted by a feeling of necessity that seemed so inevitable.

What is the most forgettable movie that you remember?

I remember that the Eragon movie exists and nothing else about it.

Whats something men can do to be more fashionable?

Pull their pants up

What fox news host do you hate the most?

Fucker Carlson

What is an obscure, random movie quote that has stuck with you?

["Waitress, more butter!"- Chopping Mall](https://youtu.be/bXIRQ_8Q_9M)

Why these mf’s out here in america eating mcdonalds and wondering why they can’t handle covid?

Pretty sure COVID doesn't avoid people who eat salad though.

What are the best reasons to give a prospective employer as to why you quit your previous job?

"For the same reason I'm about to walk out of this interview. Do not try my patience."

What's the weirdest animal you've seen someone keep as a pet?

A dildo

What screams "new money"?

A Camaro or a Dodge Hellcat

What was the most annoying coworker you had?

The one I have now. We are on a fairly big crew and he always has something bad to say about everyone on the crew, it's just super annoying and he's lazy.

What is a good one-liner that can be said from at least 50 years ago?

"Hot dog!"

What flowers represent introverts, according to you? Or, Which flowers are introverts (iykwim)?

Introverts are mushrooms.

Which character from a book was absolutely nailed spot on in the movie version by the actor/actress and the writers?

Sean Bean as Ned Stark

What's your favorite insult disguised as a compliment?

Nice haircut, it really highlights your forehead!

[Serious] When's the first time you felt old, and the last time you felt young?

Felt young getting carded for alcohol until I was 29 or so. Felt old when I pulled up to a stop light with young people in the car next to me. They were all singing to the music then one looked at me and was like "That LADY is staring." That lady? Being called "Lady"...UGH. I was 30. Help me, I am old.

What Movie Most Deviated from Your Expectations?

Parasite took a bit of a turn

What was an act of kindness that stuck with you for life?

My gf decided to go out with me.

[Serious] What are the best reasons to give a prospective employer as to why you left your previous job?

"They weren't paying me what I'm worth." Really drive that big dick energy home. Jokes aside: "There was no more room/potential for growth in my previous company"

What's a song that you don't even like, but know all of the words to due to constant radio play?

Thank you, next by Adriana grande

What is funny but not true?

Me having a hot girlfriend

What was this one book that blew up your mind?

The Bible.

Play by play, what is the proper technique you use to wipe when shitting?

Why the spoiler tag

What should you do if it feels so good when she puts her seed in you?

What?

At what point do you wash the bread knife?

When it is ready to graduate to a poop knife.

What was the weather over there?

It basically only rains now. I can’t even cut the grass because it’s always wet. *Always wet* lolz

What is a knockoff that is better than the original?

My exes twin brother.

What is a subtle sign of a bad or mediocre cook?

A rat keeps breaking in to cook.

What would happen if there were so many covid strains that scientists ran out of Greek letters?

Considering the number of scientists who use Excel for everything, I think they’ll go with αα, αβ, αγ, etc.

[Serious] Whats the most messed up dream you've had that you can remember?

I keep getting this dream, very often, and usually after watching a horror movie, so pretty much 3-4 times a week. I am chased by the killer from the movie and somehow end up in a satanic ritual and that is connected to a true crime case I’ve read recently, and it still manages to get worse when my mom tries to kill me. It is always the same dream, in the same order

[SERIOUS] How did you unintentionally ruin someone's life?

I was born, and that fucked up both my parents' lives.

What was the worst thing you found in your food?

I took a bite of hotdog, and all of a sudden my mouth was completely filled. I spat it out. Turns out some plastic packaging got packed into a hotdog, and just expanded in my mouth. Sent a pic to the company with the obvious packaging shape in the hotdog. Got some free stuff and an apology.

What is the coolest thing you have done that nobody else saw?

For me, I was leaving work one day and realized I had my pen in my hand still. I decided to chuck it over across the room near my desk and if it fell on the floor, then so be it. Not only did I get it on my desk, it sunk straight into the pen cup with the other pens. I felt like a god

What are some flowers with unique names?

Amorphophallus titanum. Literally means "titanic malformed penis". It's the big giant stinky flower you always see on the news.

What is your favorite hair color & eye color combination?

Black hair, blue eyes.

If you can be any intimate object, what would you be?

A dildo

[Serious] What tips would you give someone moving from Europe to Pennsylvania next month?

Dont be scared of the bullshit you read online about how "unaccepting" america is. Youre moving to the greatest country on earth. In one of the most back-off states in the whole thing. the midwest is beautiful and mostly out of the way. As long as you mind your business, and be a part of your community, people will welcome you with open arms and generally leave you alone to live your life. Best tip is to enjoy everything around you, and dont stay in one place. if youre moving there to live there, the midwest is the tip of the iceberg for american culture. branch off and visit the west coast and the mountains, or new england, or the south, or texas, every single area in america is a different culture thats brought together by similar values. its a very interesting thing to witness and be a part of.