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What's your best childhood memory?	Feeling invincible and not broken.
How old are you but only using include childhood media?	Wii Sports
What are the ways in which a Monday sucks?	For kids, school, and for adults, work
Do those of you who have been cheated on or is currently being cheated on, how do you cope with it?	Let it go. If it’s not something you deserved then, it’s not something you deserve now. Every day that I let it bother me is another day I’m still being cheated on.
If you're in the purge, what would probably the most weirdest thing you could be doing?	Grabbing my sword
What makes scouting players for all sports so unpredictable and inconsistent? Could AI/machine learning make the scouting process more scientifically accurate?	AIs would make it worse.
What is something you have searched for on the internet and thought "I hope to God no one ever finds I looked this up without knowing the context"? And what was the context?	“kids in underwear” i swear i just needed a stock picture for a school project
What’s the best way to tell someone they are being cheated on?	With irrefutable evidence and sympathy. It's a major blow to the ego to learn you are being cheated on so be understanding if they get mad at you, it's not you they're mad at but the world itself.
Since hamsters die in the most ridiculous way, Any previous hamster owners, how did your hamster die?	One of my hamsters slit the other hamster’s throat, then wore its hamster skin as a hamster suit.
What's the worst thing you have to deal with in daily life?	Work, anxiousness
What seemingly small and minor action of yours has caused large and major consequences?	Didn’t pull out.
What’s a dream that you remember?	I remember most my dreams yo
Truck stolen and when recovered it was tagged and vandalized. It reads OPW BT which stands for Oildale Peckerwood Blue Team. Oildale is a rough section of Bakersfield, CA and there is a red team and blue team and they compete to see who can steal more? Are they going to attempt to steal it back?	yes, they will. hide your kids and hide your wife
If you time-traveled back to June 2019 with full knowledge of the coronavirus, would you try anything to prevent the global outbreak from happening? If so, what would you do?	Oh no if I time traveled I would not try to stop corona. I would invest in gamestop
What is a job career that has a high (above average) pay rate and people generally don't know about?	Trade jobs make bank and a half. Plumbers, electricians, window washers, carpet cleaners, flood restoration... anything that requires tools and labor, make substantial amounts... I know a window washer who easily makes $1000 or more per day. Carpet cleaners make like $100+/hr. Tile cleaners can make $200/hr. (This is before taxes and before supplies costs) Yeah, they aren't glamorous... but who cares? The term "filthy rich" literally comes from plumbers in the 19th century who became extraordinarily rich and powerful. The hard part with these jobs however, is getting the ball rolling in terms of having a large supply of clients, and competition from already established big buisnesses who can afford better equipment and cheaper labor.
What's the plot twist of your life?	Getting a gf that I can actually be weird with and play games with that also likes reading, a bunch of different genres of music, and watching anime.
What is your favorite rocket?	The Soyuz. Very reliable launch vehicle.
Whatever you are wearing right now will be your default outfit until season 4 of Apocalypse Show. How fucked are you?	I don’t even have a top or shoes. I’m a dead extra
Which gender is more unhygienic, men or women and why?	I don't think it has anything to do with the gender, it's all the person.
What’s the worst smell that’s ever been in your bedroom?	When I had a stomach flu and fired out of both ends while I was overmedicated
What is the most hurtful thing a family member has said to you?	I don't want to swallow your jizz
Plumbers and people similar to plumbers (excluding house cleaners) what do you think when you walk in a house, do you judge it or just go about your business. And have you ever had to deal with hoarders?	Oh I could tell you stories for hours on this topic. I am a plumber and would regularly have people open the door and immediately say "Please don't judge me for........" I would usually reply with what you do in the the privacy of your home is your business. For the most part messy houses are most common thing you see and it really doesn't bother me at all when people have stuff lying around everywhere. I find it more disturbing going into houses where the furniture is covered in plastic and everything is clean to the point where you couldn't find a speck of dust. I always get a I'm going to get murdered feeling in super clean houses. And yes I have had to deal with hoarders it's oddly satisfying and terrifying at the same time when you see it.
If you were allowed to re-live one year of your life, without having any consequences in the future, which year would it be and why?	can I set a start and end date? it would be the past school year, everything felt really shitty and it took a while to get back up on my feet. got sucked into a lot of stuff that made me feel like shit (not drugs or anything, i don't feel like elaborating) and I just hid everything from everyone and dropped out of some of my friend groups.
Why do you like being alive?	It’s better than the alternative
What's the type of girl you want to marry with?	Emma Watson.
What is Victoria's secret and what's she hiding from us?	A penis
Which videogame soundtrack is the greatest of all time?	Halo 1... Soon as that chorus hit you knew it was something special....
Americans, what questions do you have for people outside the USA?	What is love?
What's your opinion on Zodiac signs?	I think the guy wasn't that smart...
How would a Venn Diagram of your parents and\or siblings, and you look?	Two circles with some words in them.
Is the gold standard a good idea, and why?	It would make credit people lose all their money. I like the idea that you have to be able to prove they have the money in gold instead of saying you do
Have you ever "manifested" anything and if yes, what was your craziest manifestation/law of attraction story? What happened?	I manifested deez nutz, foo
Have you ever been mugged but the thief didn't take your phone because it was cheap? If yes, what phone was it?	Blackberry
You get to choose a skill at which you will be best at. But instead of you getting better, everyone else just gets worse. What skill do you choose?	Investing.
What is the meaning of life in your opinion?	To make your soul better after you die than it was when you were born.
What did you think was completely badass when you were a kid, that you now realize is completely ridiculous?	WWF (WWE).
Who’s a person whom you’ve met in the past that without them, your life would be completely different?	Judge joe brown.
What profession LEAST deserves their wealth?	Politicians
What are green flags you've seen on a first date?	Doesn’t mention anything sexual. Bonus points if they enjoy listening to you talk and seem genuinely interested
To the extent Social Democracy has any success, it is limited to monocultures. What is it about multiculturalism that breaks the social contract?	People are less willing to fund social programs to support people they can't relate to
[Serious] What makes some people so intense?	I have a weirdly natural ability to seem extremely serious while saying anything which can seem very intimidating to others
You have 10 points you can allocate between real world strength, intelligence, luck, and charisma. How are you allocating your points?	Everything in Luck.
What was your major? And would you change it in hindsight?	Nursing. If I did my life over, I’d go a different route. Or at least choose a nursing role outside of the hospital.
What makes you tick.. What keeps you going when times get the toughest ?	Music
You are a crazy scientist with no morals, what experiments would you conduct and why?	I wanna give a baby acid
What is universally hated by everyone?	Mosquitoes
What are some homemade titles/nicknames you call your neighbors within your own walls?	We have a neighbor who we call "True Detective". He's a bigger fella, mumbler, awkward. He's been socially aggressive to the gals in the apt complex. Pretty sure he could murder someone (or already has).
What comes between Underpants and Profit?	Phase 2
If there was a Soccer version of Space Jam called Soccer Jam, who would you want to be the Soccer celebrity?	Pele
What is the least efficient human activity?	Deadlifts.
Let's ask a simple question for today, what's everyones favorite snack?	Popcorn
What fictional character from a sitcom/TV show do you have a crush on and why?	For me it's Annie from Community. She's absolutely adorable, sweet, innocent, and accidentally sexy all at the same time.
People who rewatch a movie/series, why?	Either because it's a good movie/show or it's been years since I last watched it and I don't remember watching it until halfway through the movie/show.
What movie you cannot watch more than once?	Schindler's List
If you could pick a fictional universe to live in, which would you pick and why?	No Man's Sky. Just flit around from planet to planet, system to system, galaxy to galaxy, exploring and building. You know, interloper shit!
What is one food and or drink combination that is amazing but sounds gross?	Milkshakes and fries still works
If you were give option to pick a date with the world's most beautiful girl for a week or a one million dollar. What would you do?	I dunno man, with a million dollars I think I could set something up with two chicks at the same time...
People who only owned pure bred pets, why not adopt a stray mutt from a pet shelter?	I needed a husky because of the winter conditions in my area and my outdoorsman lifestyle.
When was the last time you seen a guy with baggy clothing and assumed that he was fat and then felt the need to gossip about it online only to not realize that the guy was starving himself and was practically skinny underneath all those clothes?	r/oddlyspecific
Who is the antagonist in your life?	Myself right
What would you trade for getting rid of mosquitoes?	I'd trade all the yellow jackets? Would this work?
What entry word/sentence do you use to mimic another accent?	When imitating a 1940s Brooklyn accent like Bugs Bunny, I start with a sentencing that pronounces "first" as "foist."
What is one thing people do that makes it hard to trust them?	Lie
What are some red flags you've seen on a first date?	I am the red flag
When was the last time you bought something on Amazon that had no reviews? How did it go?	Some smiley face Beads. Cute beads but the black paint that was used for the eyes and mouth came off quickly after wearing the bracelet
How desperate are you to get rich?	It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
What is Something That People Think Is Extremely Easy Untill They Do It Themselves ?	Shooting! Hand guns especially, people think they can hit anything because they know how to use the sights. It takes a lot of practice to keep your hands steady and avoid the flinch.
What do you like the most about the opposite gender?	Men get very embarrassed when you say they look handsome
What is the “best” question you have ever been asked in an interview?	“With nothing but the clothes you are currently wearing, what is the largest animal you think you could take down one-on-one, and why?”
If you had unlimited money, how long would it take for you to get bored of everything?	Honestly I’d still try to live my normal life. Going to work, I would try to get into a job that I actually enjoy waking up to do and not having the stress of making money. Live a good life and do what makes me happy, but not go overboard with spending and buying expensive things. Just the idea of not having to stress about money/work/bills would be liberating for me
Why are you awake now?	Because if I go to sleep now, then I won't hate myself in the morning. That would throw my whole routine off.
What were some of the best inventions you thought of while drunk?	a toilet that weighs your poop
Stockholm, Jerusalem and Paris all have psychological syndromes named after them. What other cities could have their own syndromes, and what would the symptoms be?	Orlando Syndrome - when a giant mouse sucks all of your hard earned money out of your wallet through your wife and or kids.
What is a song that contains the word "money" in its title and/or lyrics?	Money game pt.2
You have been sent to hell and you get a personal hell specifically made for you, what’s it like?	It's like my life, only it lasts forever.
What's one characteristic that gets you interested in a character when watch/reading a book/animation?	When they’re fucking hilarious
What’s your example of “you get what you pay for”?	Vaguely gestures everywhere
What movie can you watch over and over again?	Indiana Jones movies, Monty python Holy Grail.
What statement will immediately get you cancelled today?	"I don't care about your cause. Leave me alone."
You suddely wake up as a bloodthirsty bunny. (Not a vampire.) You see a evil party discussing... With your knife in hand, what will you do?	Wonder why I have opposable digits as a bunny.
What's an endearment from your language that doesn't sound like an endearment at all?	"Slut" Oh, sorry, "My Slut<3"
What is the weirdest thing you've jerked off too?	This question
Which do you think is a paler imitation of the real thing: American English or Vegan Meat; and why?	What about the Australian English?
What competition did a bar/pub have that you absolutely dominated?	There was a pub quiz, but I don't know even meaning of the word pinecone or is it pine cone? So I just out-drank all my friends into coma, winner winner, chicken dinner!
For people who repeatedly press the close elevator button, why do you do it?	Low patience and I don't want anyone else to go in the elevator with me
What's that one game you couldn't stop playing in your childhood?	Diablo 2. At least 3 summer breaks and all the free time between them.
What was a small fun hobby you picked up over quarantine?	Meeting a stranger, my right hand
Anime fans, who would win in a one on one Goku or Aizen and why?	Goku has no limit
Bank Tellers, How much money have you seen on bank accounts when they come in to withdraw/deposit?	Can they legally tell you that?
How would you get an ex back without simping?	Go look for a different future ex.
If you could commit one war crime, what would it be?	Declare no quarter.
What is the reason for bike don't have deiseal engine?	The US marines used a diesel Kawasaki KLR650 for awhile.
What do you think about femboys?	I hate them I was jacking of once to some chick and after finishing i discovered a bulge in its pants Now i cant stop help
What is your “red flag” that someone is a douchebag the instant you first meet them?	shit-talking somebody that isn't around
What’s tips you have for taking a road trip?	Drive time and cost is always 1.5x more than you think
If you woke up as the opposite sex, what's the first (not sexual) thing you would do?	Y u put nsfw if it’s non sexual
What’s your Ancestry.com success story?	I accidentally doxxed myself by revealing a very specific link to a famous person that I discovered on ancestry. Then I got harassed online because of the doxxing. I started talking with one of the people harassing me and we hit it off, long story short we got married. One day we looked her up on ancestry.com and it turns out she's my cousin. I haven't felt this messed up since that one time in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
What’s your most messed up travel experience?	When I was in Mexico, two men tried to stop me by saying that one of them was a chemist and could make me any drug I wanted. They followed me for about five blocks, trying to get me to stop and come back to their house with them. And when I was in Italy, I had multiple men try to grab me and put things in my pockets and demand money for them. When I took the things out of my pockets and threw it back at them, they circled around me and started screaming at me.
What is a common misconception of people about your job?	That I come from the prison. I work for the city working on trails and we have to wear these stupid yellow shirts to tell the public we aren't people just fucking with their trails and so they assume we are doing our community service.
What is the deepest thought you've ever had?	Wouldn't you like to know weather boi

What's your best childhood memory?

Feeling invincible and not broken.

How old are you but only using include childhood media?

Wii Sports

What are the ways in which a Monday sucks?

For kids, school, and for adults, work

Do those of you who have been cheated on or is currently being cheated on, how do you cope with it?

Let it go. If it’s not something you deserved then, it’s not something you deserve now. Every day that I let it bother me is another day I’m still being cheated on.

If you're in the purge, what would probably the most weirdest thing you could be doing?

Grabbing my sword

What makes scouting players for all sports so unpredictable and inconsistent? Could AI/machine learning make the scouting process more scientifically accurate?

AIs would make it worse.

What is something you have searched for on the internet and thought "I hope to God no one ever finds I looked this up without knowing the context"? And what was the context?

“kids in underwear” i swear i just needed a stock picture for a school project

What’s the best way to tell someone they are being cheated on?

With irrefutable evidence and sympathy. It's a major blow to the ego to learn you are being cheated on so be understanding if they get mad at you, it's not you they're mad at but the world itself.

Since hamsters die in the most ridiculous way, Any previous hamster owners, how did your hamster die?

One of my hamsters slit the other hamster’s throat, then wore its hamster skin as a hamster suit.

What's the worst thing you have to deal with in daily life?

Work, anxiousness

What seemingly small and minor action of yours has caused large and major consequences?

Didn’t pull out.

What’s a dream that you remember?

I remember most my dreams yo

Truck stolen and when recovered it was tagged and vandalized. It reads OPW BT which stands for Oildale Peckerwood Blue Team. Oildale is a rough section of Bakersfield, CA and there is a red team and blue team and they compete to see who can steal more? Are they going to attempt to steal it back?

yes, they will. hide your kids and hide your wife

If you time-traveled back to June 2019 with full knowledge of the coronavirus, would you try anything to prevent the global outbreak from happening? If so, what would you do?

Oh no if I time traveled I would not try to stop corona. I would invest in gamestop

What is a job career that has a high (above average) pay rate and people generally don't know about?

Trade jobs make bank and a half. Plumbers, electricians, window washers, carpet cleaners, flood restoration... anything that requires tools and labor, make substantial amounts... I know a window washer who easily makes $1000 or more per day. Carpet cleaners make like $100+/hr. Tile cleaners can make $200/hr. (This is before taxes and before supplies costs) Yeah, they aren't glamorous... but who cares? The term "filthy rich" literally comes from plumbers in the 19th century who became extraordinarily rich and powerful. The hard part with these jobs however, is getting the ball rolling in terms of having a large supply of clients, and competition from already established big buisnesses who can afford better equipment and cheaper labor.

What's the plot twist of your life?

Getting a gf that I can actually be weird with and play games with that also likes reading, a bunch of different genres of music, and watching anime.

What is your favorite rocket?

The Soyuz. Very reliable launch vehicle.

Whatever you are wearing right now will be your default outfit until season 4 of Apocalypse Show. How fucked are you?

I don’t even have a top or shoes. I’m a dead extra

Which gender is more unhygienic, men or women and why?

I don't think it has anything to do with the gender, it's all the person.

What’s the worst smell that’s ever been in your bedroom?

When I had a stomach flu and fired out of both ends while I was overmedicated

What is the most hurtful thing a family member has said to you?

I don't want to swallow your jizz

Plumbers and people similar to plumbers (excluding house cleaners) what do you think when you walk in a house, do you judge it or just go about your business. And have you ever had to deal with hoarders?

Oh I could tell you stories for hours on this topic. I am a plumber and would regularly have people open the door and immediately say "Please don't judge me for........" I would usually reply with what you do in the the privacy of your home is your business. For the most part messy houses are most common thing you see and it really doesn't bother me at all when people have stuff lying around everywhere. I find it more disturbing going into houses where the furniture is covered in plastic and everything is clean to the point where you couldn't find a speck of dust. I always get a I'm going to get murdered feeling in super clean houses. And yes I have had to deal with hoarders it's oddly satisfying and terrifying at the same time when you see it.

If you were allowed to re-live one year of your life, without having any consequences in the future, which year would it be and why?

can I set a start and end date? it would be the past school year, everything felt really shitty and it took a while to get back up on my feet. got sucked into a lot of stuff that made me feel like shit (not drugs or anything, i don't feel like elaborating) and I just hid everything from everyone and dropped out of some of my friend groups.

Why do you like being alive?

It’s better than the alternative

What's the type of girl you want to marry with?

Emma Watson.

What is Victoria's secret and what's she hiding from us?

A penis

Which videogame soundtrack is the greatest of all time?

Halo 1... Soon as that chorus hit you knew it was something special....

Americans, what questions do you have for people outside the USA?

What is love?

What's your opinion on Zodiac signs?

I think the guy wasn't that smart...

How would a Venn Diagram of your parents and\or siblings, and you look?

Two circles with some words in them.

Is the gold standard a good idea, and why?

It would make credit people lose all their money. I like the idea that you have to be able to prove they have the money in gold instead of saying you do

Have you ever "manifested" anything and if yes, what was your craziest manifestation/law of attraction story? What happened?

I manifested deez nutz, foo

Have you ever been mugged but the thief didn't take your phone because it was cheap? If yes, what phone was it?

Blackberry

You get to choose a skill at which you will be best at. But instead of you getting better, everyone else just gets worse. What skill do you choose?

Investing.

What is the meaning of life in your opinion?

To make your soul better after you die than it was when you were born.

What did you think was completely badass when you were a kid, that you now realize is completely ridiculous?

WWF (WWE).

Who’s a person whom you’ve met in the past that without them, your life would be completely different?

Judge joe brown.

What profession LEAST deserves their wealth?

Politicians

What are green flags you've seen on a first date?

Doesn’t mention anything sexual. Bonus points if they enjoy listening to you talk and seem genuinely interested

To the extent Social Democracy has any success, it is limited to monocultures. What is it about multiculturalism that breaks the social contract?

People are less willing to fund social programs to support people they can't relate to

[Serious] What makes some people so intense?

I have a weirdly natural ability to seem extremely serious while saying anything which can seem very intimidating to others

You have 10 points you can allocate between real world strength, intelligence, luck, and charisma. How are you allocating your points?

Everything in Luck.

What was your major? And would you change it in hindsight?

Nursing. If I did my life over, I’d go a different route. Or at least choose a nursing role outside of the hospital.

What makes you tick.. What keeps you going when times get the toughest ?

Music

You are a crazy scientist with no morals, what experiments would you conduct and why?

I wanna give a baby acid

What is universally hated by everyone?

Mosquitoes

What are some homemade titles/nicknames you call your neighbors within your own walls?

We have a neighbor who we call "True Detective". He's a bigger fella, mumbler, awkward. He's been socially aggressive to the gals in the apt complex. Pretty sure he could murder someone (or already has).

What comes between Underpants and Profit?

Phase 2

If there was a Soccer version of Space Jam called Soccer Jam, who would you want to be the Soccer celebrity?

Pele

What is the least efficient human activity?

Deadlifts.

Let's ask a simple question for today, what's everyones favorite snack?

Popcorn

What fictional character from a sitcom/TV show do you have a crush on and why?

For me it's Annie from Community. She's absolutely adorable, sweet, innocent, and accidentally sexy all at the same time.

People who rewatch a movie/series, why?

Either because it's a good movie/show or it's been years since I last watched it and I don't remember watching it until halfway through the movie/show.

What movie you cannot watch more than once?

Schindler's List

If you could pick a fictional universe to live in, which would you pick and why?

No Man's Sky. Just flit around from planet to planet, system to system, galaxy to galaxy, exploring and building. You know, interloper shit!

What is one food and or drink combination that is amazing but sounds gross?

Milkshakes and fries still works

If you were give option to pick a date with the world's most beautiful girl for a week or a one million dollar. What would you do?

I dunno man, with a million dollars I think I could set something up with two chicks at the same time...

People who only owned pure bred pets, why not adopt a stray mutt from a pet shelter?

I needed a husky because of the winter conditions in my area and my outdoorsman lifestyle.

When was the last time you seen a guy with baggy clothing and assumed that he was fat and then felt the need to gossip about it online only to not realize that the guy was starving himself and was practically skinny underneath all those clothes?

r/oddlyspecific

Who is the antagonist in your life?

Myself right

What would you trade for getting rid of mosquitoes?

I'd trade all the yellow jackets? Would this work?

What entry word/sentence do you use to mimic another accent?

When imitating a 1940s Brooklyn accent like Bugs Bunny, I start with a sentencing that pronounces "first" as "foist."

What is one thing people do that makes it hard to trust them?

Lie

What are some red flags you've seen on a first date?

I am the red flag

When was the last time you bought something on Amazon that had no reviews? How did it go?

Some smiley face Beads. Cute beads but the black paint that was used for the eyes and mouth came off quickly after wearing the bracelet

How desperate are you to get rich?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

What is Something That People Think Is Extremely Easy Untill They Do It Themselves ?

Shooting! Hand guns especially, people think they can hit anything because they know how to use the sights. It takes a lot of practice to keep your hands steady and avoid the flinch.

What do you like the most about the opposite gender?

Men get very embarrassed when you say they look handsome

What is the “best” question you have ever been asked in an interview?

“With nothing but the clothes you are currently wearing, what is the largest animal you think you could take down one-on-one, and why?”

If you had unlimited money, how long would it take for you to get bored of everything?

Honestly I’d still try to live my normal life. Going to work, I would try to get into a job that I actually enjoy waking up to do and not having the stress of making money. Live a good life and do what makes me happy, but not go overboard with spending and buying expensive things. Just the idea of not having to stress about money/work/bills would be liberating for me

Why are you awake now?

Because if I go to sleep now, then I won't hate myself in the morning. That would throw my whole routine off.

What were some of the best inventions you thought of while drunk?

a toilet that weighs your poop

Stockholm, Jerusalem and Paris all have psychological syndromes named after them. What other cities could have their own syndromes, and what would the symptoms be?

Orlando Syndrome - when a giant mouse sucks all of your hard earned money out of your wallet through your wife and or kids.

What is a song that contains the word "money" in its title and/or lyrics?

Money game pt.2

You have been sent to hell and you get a personal hell specifically made for you, what’s it like?

It's like my life, only it lasts forever.

What's one characteristic that gets you interested in a character when watch/reading a book/animation?

When they’re fucking hilarious

What’s your example of “you get what you pay for”?

*Vaguely gestures everywhere*

What movie can you watch over and over again?

Indiana Jones movies, Monty python Holy Grail.

What statement will immediately get you cancelled today?

"I don't care about your cause. Leave me alone."

You suddely wake up as a bloodthirsty bunny. (Not a vampire.) You see a evil party discussing... With your knife in hand, what will you do?

Wonder why I have opposable digits as a bunny.

What's an endearment from your language that doesn't sound like an endearment at all?

"Slut" Oh, sorry, "**My** Slut<3"

What is the weirdest thing you've jerked off too?

This question

Which do you think is a paler imitation of the real thing: American English or Vegan Meat; and why?

What about the Australian English?

What competition did a bar/pub have that you absolutely dominated?

There was a pub quiz, but I don't know even meaning of the word pinecone or is it pine cone? So I just out-drank all my friends into coma, winner winner, chicken dinner!

For people who repeatedly press the close elevator button, why do you do it?

Low patience and I don't want anyone else to go in the elevator with me

What's that one game you couldn't stop playing in your childhood?

Diablo 2. At least 3 summer breaks and all the free time between them.

What was a small fun hobby you picked up over quarantine?

Meeting a stranger, my right hand

Anime fans, who would win in a one on one Goku or Aizen and why?

Goku has no limit

Bank Tellers, How much money have you seen on bank accounts when they come in to withdraw/deposit?

Can they legally tell you that?

How would you get an ex back without simping?

Go look for a different future ex.

If you could commit one war crime, what would it be?

Declare no quarter.

What is the reason for bike don't have deiseal engine?

The US marines used a diesel Kawasaki KLR650 for awhile.

What do you think about femboys?

I hate them I was jacking of once to some chick and after finishing i discovered a bulge in its pants Now i cant stop help

What is your “red flag” that someone is a douchebag the instant you first meet them?

shit-talking somebody that isn't around

What’s tips you have for taking a road trip?

Drive time and cost is always 1.5x more than you think

If you woke up as the opposite sex, what's the first (not sexual) thing you would do?

Y u put nsfw if it’s non sexual

What’s your Ancestry.com success story?

I accidentally doxxed myself by revealing a very specific link to a famous person that I discovered on ancestry. Then I got harassed online because of the doxxing. I started talking with one of the people harassing me and we hit it off, long story short we got married. One day we looked her up on ancestry.com and it turns out she's my cousin. I haven't felt this messed up since that one time in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

What’s your most messed up travel experience?

When I was in Mexico, two men tried to stop me by saying that one of them was a chemist and could make me any drug I wanted. They followed me for about five blocks, trying to get me to stop and come back to their house with them. And when I was in Italy, I had multiple men try to grab me and put things in my pockets and demand money for them. When I took the things out of my pockets and threw it back at them, they circled around me and started screaming at me.

What is a common misconception of people about your job?

That I come from the prison. I work for the city working on trails and we have to wear these stupid yellow shirts to tell the public we aren't people just fucking with their trails and so they assume we are doing our community service.

What is the deepest thought you've ever had?

Wouldn't you like to know weather boi