Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Assuming the existence of a perfect measurement method of human intellect, What would happened if a society is build on the basis of intellegence? Will it be an utopian or dystopian society? Why?	It would depend entirely on what we do with that information. Even now, though they are not entirely accurate IQ modelling does happen. Schools that perform better receive better funding and a result their students perform better. This is a kind of indirect way to foster high IQ. The issue is, those with genius level IQs tend to be on the spectrum which creates difficulties in interactions. If we were to say "cull" the population of those with lower IQs and selectively breed only those with higher IQs innovation and research would stall. While it does take good creativity, intellect, and intuition to invent and create we could argue that it requires a team of people that work well together. You can't, for example, build the next evolution of a super computer without engineers, programmers, fabricators, etc. I think it's better that individuals with IQ can be discovered by the layman and that we can work with high IQ individuals to help them realize their wild ideas. I would love to work under a genius or a savant. Another idea would be that everyone would have such high IQs that a High IQ would become the standard and then someone will be born with stratospheric levels of human intelligence. Of course, they will be abducted by our alien overlords to discover the reason why and to what end that will lead to, who knows.
What's your favorite flavor of freeze pops?	White
When did you first hear about COVID-19?	What's COVID-19?
What is the creepiest dream you ever had? (NSFW)	As a kid I would have this reoccurring nightmare that my sister and I would be sitting on our grandma's bed. She'd yell at me and call me every name in the book and if I told her to shut up even once a man with dark grey skin and old bandages would emerge from under the blankets and tell me it was time for _____ (Ramdom gibberish but I always knew it was some sort of torture device) and the image would go black but I could hear my own screams as I was being tortured.
What do you think of republican genocide?	This is extremely vague. However, I will answer it the best I can... I'm against genocide.
If you could time-travel and watch any past-event happen, what even would it be?	I just want to see dinosaurs in the flesh. Without getting eaten by one.
What’s something you had enormous expectations for, and it still exceeded them?	The legend of zelda BOTW. I feel kinda empty replaying cause I already got everthing before
What is the weirdest rule your family tried to enforce?	If you were to eat on a specific colored plate you'd have to use the matching color of fork and knife to keep it harmonic. If there wasn't any matching then change the plate.
People who lost an eye, how did it happen?	I don't know, I only saw half of what happened.
What song or band makes you immediately skip or change the station?	Rage With the Machine
What's a Party Trick You Love to Show Off?	I can open beer bottles with my empty beer bottles and then flick the bottle caps wicked far and hard like a frisbee.
What’s so hard to understand about mental health?	I think the hardest thing to understand for a lot of people is how purely subjective the experience can be.
What's the beat purchase you've made that you're still using today?	My Mac book pro
What happened in real life that made you think it was a dream?	My dad agreed to get me a gaming laptop
What is that one big incident that happened in your college/school?	I swear this question gets asked every 5 minutes
What is the first thing that pops in your mind when you see someone with a fedora?	m'lady
What's the strangest conversation you overheard?	Was in an office and I could hear some guy in a nearby conference room ask another guy “hey you clip your nails in here too?”
What do you think or hope society/the world is going to be like in 2025?	Just like today, but four years older.
How can you make a few dollars turn into a couple hundred dollars+(doesn’t have to be financially)?	Stonks
What's the worst company in existence?	Nestle.
What is a time someone got the wrong impression about something you did but you couldn't explain yourself?	I was at work and the female bathroom was in use. So, I had to use the men’s bathroom (I was in a hurry). We had a lot of stuff that needed to be done. Anyways, when I walked out the female bathroom was empty and there stood a new worker watching me walk out of the men’s room. I knew the explanation wouldn’t be too long but I NEEDED to get going other wise we would fall behind very quickly. So, I just looked at him and said, “I’m a man now.” And walked away.
What's one piece of advice you wish you could tell your younger self about money?	Save! Save! Save!
As a student what irritates you the most?	Teachers not understanding the difference between beneficial work and busy work
What's a good concept for a Tarantino movie?	Basically Gritty Zootopia (including the whole thing shot in cutesy CGI) with typical levels of Tarantino edge.
What’s the biggest lie chiropractors will tell you?	That they are real doctors
People born in the 20th century, what was your first thought when you came to know about this thing called “internet”?	"It's a network of networks, ain't it?"
what’s with the victim hood mentality since 2018??	Only 2018? Where's your sense of history, OP? When I went to college in the mid-1990s there were kids competing in the oppression olympics. Professional edgelord Bill Maher got prominent because he called his new talk show "Politically Incorrect".
What is a movie plot-hole that ruins the film for you?	Antman. Gets smaller but maintains weight or or whatever. You know. And that guy who gave him the suit has a tank keychain that should weigh a fucking ton but doesn’t.
What is your favorite inspirational quote?	This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm going to give it to them.
What's the best purchase you've made?	I bought my deep sea fishing boat. I got a good deal and its wonderful.
What movie made you feel like you just wasted your time?	Unfriended. What a terrible movie. I wish I could take back that hour and a half.
What color was pegasus?	White
What’s a new year’s resolution that you actually achieved?	Making resolutions are an actual thing..?
The answer is yes. What is the question you’re asking?	Are you just seeking some quick attention and karma?
[Serious] would it be safe/would it cause long term damage if a 13 year old chugged 2 million scolvolt hot sause, and what would it do?	Not safe, may not even be possible to chug a full bottle. 2 million scoville is 4-5 times as hot as Tabasco. This is not “hold my beer” stupid, this is “in the ICU if you survive” stupid. It will hurt a lot and do real damage. You should not do this and nobody you know should do this.
What song always instantly brings you to tears?	Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol
What will become the nostalgic touchstones of the 2010's?	I'm thinking Hoverboards, fidget-spinners, and wearing Beats headphones around your neck.
what are some must have features that make a home a nicer place?	An extremely nice bed. Don't ever skimp on a bed.
What’s the best response to “what are you doing”?	Dreaming of all the different ways to die, each one a little more then I could dare to try.
If you had to loose all but one of your senses, what would you choose to keep. Sight,sound, touch, smell, feel?	Touch = feel… and you forgot taste.
What’s a good joke that always makes you laugh?	Three explorers get lost in a massive forest when they are captured by cannibals. They are taken back to the cannibals camp where the leader says, “you must all go out into the woods, collect 10 pieces of the same fruit each and come back for your next task or we will eat you.” So, the explorers all set out in their separate directions to complete their task. Some time passes and the first explorer comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal king says, “you must now stick each piece of fruit up your ass without making any facial expressions. You cannot wince or frown or we will eat you.” The explorer shoves one up there, no problem. Then he winces on the second one and boom. The cannibals eat him. The second explorer comes back some time later with grapes. He gets the same instructions. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...and then he busts out laughing. So the cannibals eat him. Explorer one and two meet in the great beyond and one says to two, “what happened?! You were almost there! You just had one left and you could have gone home!” To which he replies, “I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples.”
What’s cheap now that will become expensive in the future?	Water
What is your favorite song right now?	Bo Burhnam’s ‘All Eyes On Me’ “Get your fuckin’ hands up. Get on out of your seats. All eyes on me, all eyes on me. Hands down. Pray for me. Heads down now. Pray for me. I said get your fuckin’ hands up. Get on out of your seats. All eyes on me, all eyes on me.”
When did you become the “thing you swore to destroy?”	When I became a criminal defense attorney because every DA in my region would only hire their relatives, friends and donors.
What singer in your opinion deserves more praise for their talent?	Kimbra
what was a game in your school that got cancelled because of weird reasons?	Pokemon Cards were banned when I was growing up because there was a news story about kid getting stabbed over them from another school.
The rights of the individual, or the well-being of the group: which is more important, and why?	A little column A and a little column B. A world of extremes is a fucked up place.
Which movie never bores you regardless of how many times you have watched it?	Any of the LotR films
What household object do you predict to be completely obsolete in less than 10 years?	Keys. Why do we still carry around a shit ton of keys like we’re janitors?? By 2031 our lock technology better have improved.
What's the company with worst working conditions in America?	Amazon
What is the best restaurant you’ve eaten at?	Bern’s Steak House in Tampa, Florida.
Did you ever realized that the internet could teach you/give you an answer more than a professional did and if so, what was it about?	After seeing about 6 different dermatologists for a a somewhat rare skin condition, I found out online that almost all the different prescriptions they gave me to treat it have been shown in clinical studies to have almost no effect on it.
What are your predictions about the future?	Volcanic super eruption in Yellowstone
What is something humiliating a teacher/friend/parent said to you in the past and how did you get back at them?	I am at tht point tht what any of them says or tries to mock me w. I just continue being myself w.o getting back at anyone... learning & reading, doing my best to keep to myself & see how stupid they look trying to pry any little thing out of my existence to attempt to fill whatever weird desire they have. (:
You wake up in the last cartoon you watched. How happy are you living the rest of your life in that cartoon and why?	does hentai count as cartoons?
What is the best game to play in a car road trip?	GTA 5
What genuine compliment has someone given you, that would be weird if given by someone else?	Your cum tastes so good
In what way did the Pandemic help you?	Helped me realize quality over quantity. Specifically in the aspect of friends. Having 3 really good friends I can trust is better than 100 friends I talk to once a week about the weather.
What gift will you always treasure?	My cock ring
What is the best job you can get with a high school diploma?	I do sweet FA and pull about 70k AUD If I want I can go further but I'm comfy atm. Barely passed year 12.
How do you think we, as a society, will solve the issue of not having enough jobs in the future?	Refer to the movie terminator 2.
What is one of the important lessons you learned from a character that is fictional?	"Momentai", which means "Take it easy" - Terriermon
Who is someone in history that everyone agrees (no matter where you align politically) is a great person?	Mr Rogers.
What amazing line in a movie do you think is unappreciated or underrated?	Anton Ego's entire monologue at the end of Ratatouille.
How do you support your children who have ended up in prison for lengthy sentences? What can a parent do to help?	Call them once a week or so, and stimulate them to study. If possible, support them financially.
People who got senior superlatives in high school, do you still live up to those standards? Why or why not?	For clarification, I’m talking about “best dressed” “most likely to succeed” “class couple” etc
What are the best countries to visit around the world and why?	AMERICA
What’s your wildest sleepwalking/sleeptalking story?	I accidentally said “can you fuck off you vapid cunt?!!!” Out loud . This Dude was accusing of theft in my dream and was following me around the story harassing me
Who thinks Jim biting his lip in the cold open is horrible acting?	Jim's response to your criticism: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
How did you accidentally see someone else’s chocolate starfish?	Is this a sex question?
How well do you think you and one of your ancestors who've lived exactly 1000 years ago would get along?	Not very well. I’m a bit of a whore.
What documentary film changed you and why?	The Imposter, gave me a different perspective on just how weird people can be.
What is the spiciest thing you have eaten?	Scorpian pepper... 2 hours later forgot to wash my hands so my "2nd head" got a bit of spice too.
What is the weirdest thing you woke up to after a hangover?	a flamingo beer bong 👀
What is the absolute worst experience you’ve had with customer service?	Wait 2 days then wait 9 days for someone to connect with you and then wait 14 days for refund
Parents who want their kids to be doctors/lawyers/engineers etc, what's stopping you from entering those professions yourself?	Not parent but child. Parent's didn't have enough money to attend school to train into those professions in 1970's Philippines.
What movie do you wish you could see for the first time, again?	infinity war
Americans living abroad, what is the biggest difference between the two Countries?	Obesity. More specifically, the lack of..
What was the last song you heard?	Take it easy - Eagles
What philosophical question is the most mind blowing?	That really depends on you. I personally enjoy thinking about metaphysical questions - those of an existential nature. For example: if life is just a story, where you are the main character, with no knowledge of how your story ends, how will you fill it's chapters? And when your story has ended, will you read another? Another: how do you know any of this is real, and if you found out that it isn't, would that change anything?
What are the pros and cons of dating a French man ?	Pros - Cons - Will revolt every other weekend. Strong chance he'll surrender under a serious threat.
What was your "Did I really just do that?" moment?	Pooped my pants at Chili’s
What is the smell at the Butcher’s?	Raw meat and blood.
Who are the most arrogant celebrities?	Donald Trump
What’s something nice you can do for someone that can potentially come across very rude?	Give someone a breath mint
What's the point of getting gold?	Bragging rights
What is something you were told that absolutely killed you inside, but you pretended like it didn't?	The day my mom died her last words to me were "You'll always be a fucking failure" just because i brought her the wrong clothes to the hospital for her to wear... Showed her though. Who's laughing now bitch?
What is your billion dollar movie pitch?	JLA vs Avengers
What's up with stepsis/stepmom porn?	No clue, people super weird
What screams “I am a bad parent?”	Smoking in a car with children in it.
What is something you think should never be joked about?	Everything is on the table. I just try not to hurt anyone.
What object has made you the most money?	My computer, I suppose.
What are some words of encouragement or advice for people suffering from anxiety and/or depression?	Never give up, an expert was a beginner he failed many times remember that are always people you love.
When getting a tattoo did anyone use pain killers beforehand?	You’re not supposed to take anything with aspirin before getting a tattoo. That includes Excedrin.
What will you do to make the world better?	Reduce the amount of pain and suffering that some experience in life by being a helpful and decent human being to my fellow humans through my everyday behavior and my profession.
What's your favorite candy that isn't the most popular?	Candy corn
What is the one thing that Tesla owners never talk about?	High repair cost, longer repair time, lack of service center, build quality, lackluster interior, low towing capability, and battery degradations.
What gets overused so much it becomes useless after awhile?	Memes
What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot?	I used to work at 5am. I'd be so tired that I would open sugar packets for my coffee, and dump them directly in the trash can
What is the best cartoon ever?	Avatar the last Airbender obviously.

Assuming the existence of a perfect measurement method of human intellect, What would happened if a society is build on the basis of intellegence? Will it be an utopian or dystopian society? Why?

It would depend entirely on what we do with that information. Even now, though they are not entirely accurate IQ modelling does happen. Schools that perform better receive better funding and a result their students perform better. This is a kind of indirect way to foster high IQ. The issue is, those with genius level IQs tend to be on the spectrum which creates difficulties in interactions. If we were to say "cull" the population of those with lower IQs and selectively breed only those with higher IQs innovation and research would stall. While it does take good creativity, intellect, and intuition to invent and create we could argue that it requires a team of people that work well together. You can't, for example, build the next evolution of a super computer without engineers, programmers, fabricators, etc. I think it's better that individuals with IQ can be discovered by the layman and that we can work with high IQ individuals to help them realize their wild ideas. I would love to work under a genius or a savant. Another idea would be that everyone would have such high IQs that a High IQ would become the standard and then someone will be born with stratospheric levels of human intelligence. Of course, they will be abducted by our alien overlords to discover the reason why and to what end that will lead to, who knows.

What's your favorite flavor of freeze pops?

White

When did you first hear about COVID-19?

What's COVID-19?

What is the creepiest dream you ever had? (NSFW)

As a kid I would have this reoccurring nightmare that my sister and I would be sitting on our grandma's bed. She'd yell at me and call me every name in the book and if I told her to shut up even once a man with dark grey skin and old bandages would emerge from under the blankets and tell me it was time for _____ (Ramdom gibberish but I always knew it was some sort of torture device) and the image would go black but I could hear my own screams as I was being tortured.

What do you think of republican genocide?

This is extremely vague. However, I will answer it the best I can... I'm against genocide.

If you could time-travel and watch any past-event happen, what even would it be?

I just want to see dinosaurs in the flesh. Without getting eaten by one.

What’s something you had enormous expectations for, and it still exceeded them?

The legend of zelda BOTW. I feel kinda empty replaying cause I already got everthing before

What is the weirdest rule your family tried to enforce?

If you were to eat on a specific colored plate you'd have to use the matching color of fork and knife to keep it harmonic. If there wasn't any matching then change the plate.

People who lost an eye, how did it happen?

I don't know, I only saw half of what happened.

What song or band makes you immediately skip or change the station?

Rage With the Machine

What's a Party Trick You Love to Show Off?

I can open beer bottles with my empty beer bottles and then flick the bottle caps wicked far and hard like a frisbee.

What’s so hard to understand about mental health?

I think the hardest thing to understand for a lot of people is how purely subjective the experience can be.

What's the beat purchase you've made that you're still using today?

My Mac book pro

What happened in real life that made you think it was a dream?

My dad agreed to get me a gaming laptop

What is that one big incident that happened in your college/school?

I swear this question gets asked every 5 minutes

What is the first thing that pops in your mind when you see someone with a fedora?

m'lady

What's the strangest conversation you overheard?

Was in an office and I could hear some guy in a nearby conference room ask another guy “hey you clip your nails in here too?”

What do you think or hope society/the world is going to be like in 2025?

Just like today, but four years older.

How can you make a few dollars turn into a couple hundred dollars+(doesn’t have to be financially)?

Stonks

What's the worst company in existence?

Nestle.

What is a time someone got the wrong impression about something you did but you couldn't explain yourself?

I was at work and the female bathroom was in use. So, I had to use the men’s bathroom (I was in a hurry). We had a lot of stuff that needed to be done. Anyways, when I walked out the female bathroom was empty and there stood a new worker watching me walk out of the men’s room. I knew the explanation wouldn’t be too long but I NEEDED to get going other wise we would fall behind very quickly. So, I just looked at him and said, “I’m a man now.” And walked away.

What's one piece of advice you wish you could tell your younger self about money?

Save! Save! Save!

As a student what irritates you the most?

Teachers not understanding the difference between beneficial work and busy work

What's a good concept for a Tarantino movie?

Basically Gritty Zootopia (including the whole thing shot in cutesy CGI) with typical levels of Tarantino edge.

What’s the biggest lie chiropractors will tell you?

That they are real doctors

People born in the 20th century, what was your first thought when you came to know about this thing called “internet”?

"It's a network of networks, ain't it?"

what’s with the victim hood mentality since 2018??

Only 2018? Where's your sense of history, OP? When I went to college in the mid-1990s there were kids competing in the oppression olympics. Professional edgelord Bill Maher got prominent because he called his new talk show "Politically Incorrect".

What is a movie plot-hole that ruins the film for you?

Antman. Gets smaller but maintains weight or or whatever. You know. And that guy who gave him the suit has a tank keychain that should weigh a fucking ton but doesn’t.

What is your favorite inspirational quote?

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm going to give it to them.

What's the best purchase you've made?

I bought my deep sea fishing boat. I got a good deal and its wonderful.

What movie made you feel like you just wasted your time?

Unfriended. What a terrible movie. I wish I could take back that hour and a half.

What color was pegasus?

White

What’s a new year’s resolution that you actually achieved?

Making resolutions are an actual thing..?

The answer is yes. What is the question you’re asking?

Are you just seeking some quick attention and karma?

[Serious] would it be safe/would it cause long term damage if a 13 year old chugged 2 million scolvolt hot sause, and what would it do?

Not safe, may not even be possible to chug a full bottle. 2 million scoville is 4-5 times as hot as Tabasco. This is not “hold my beer” stupid, this is “in the ICU if you survive” stupid. It will hurt a lot and do real damage. You should not do this and nobody you know should do this.

What song always instantly brings you to tears?

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

What will become the nostalgic touchstones of the 2010's?

I'm thinking Hoverboards, fidget-spinners, and wearing Beats headphones around your neck.

what are some must have features that make a home a nicer place?

An extremely nice bed. Don't ever skimp on a bed.

What’s the best response to “what are you doing”?

Dreaming of all the different ways to die, each one a little more then I could dare to try.

If you had to loose all but one of your senses, what would you choose to keep. Sight,sound, touch, smell, feel?

Touch = feel… and you forgot taste.

What’s a good joke that always makes you laugh?

Three explorers get lost in a massive forest when they are captured by cannibals. They are taken back to the cannibals camp where the leader says, “you must all go out into the woods, collect 10 pieces of the same fruit each and come back for your next task or we will eat you.” So, the explorers all set out in their separate directions to complete their task. Some time passes and the first explorer comes back with 10 apples. The cannibal king says, “you must now stick each piece of fruit up your ass without making any facial expressions. You cannot wince or frown or we will eat you.” The explorer shoves one up there, no problem. Then he winces on the second one and boom. The cannibals eat him. The second explorer comes back some time later with grapes. He gets the same instructions. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...and then he busts out laughing. So the cannibals eat him. Explorer one and two meet in the great beyond and one says to two, “what happened?! You were almost there! You just had one left and you could have gone home!” To which he replies, “I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples.”

What’s cheap now that will become expensive in the future?

Water

What is your favorite song right now?

Bo Burhnam’s ‘All Eyes On Me’ “Get your fuckin’ hands up. Get on out of your seats. All eyes on me, all eyes on me. Hands down. Pray for me. Heads down now. Pray for me. I said get your fuckin’ hands up. Get on out of your seats. All eyes on me, all eyes on me.”

When did you become the “thing you swore to destroy?”

When I became a criminal defense attorney because every DA in my region would only hire their relatives, friends and donors.

What singer in your opinion deserves more praise for their talent?

Kimbra

what was a game in your school that got cancelled because of weird reasons?

Pokemon Cards were banned when I was growing up because there was a news story about kid getting stabbed over them from another school.

The rights of the individual, or the well-being of the group: which is more important, and why?

A little column A and a little column B. A world of extremes is a fucked up place.

Which movie never bores you regardless of how many times you have watched it?

Any of the LotR films

What household object do you predict to be completely obsolete in less than 10 years?

Keys. Why do we still carry around a shit ton of keys like we’re janitors?? By 2031 our lock technology better have improved.

What's the company with worst working conditions in America?

Amazon

What is the best restaurant you’ve eaten at?

Bern’s Steak House in Tampa, Florida.

Did you ever realized that the internet could teach you/give you an answer more than a professional did and if so, what was it about?

After seeing about 6 different dermatologists for a a somewhat rare skin condition, I found out online that almost all the different prescriptions they gave me to treat it have been shown in clinical studies to have almost no effect on it.

What are your predictions about the future?

Volcanic super eruption in Yellowstone

What is something humiliating a teacher/friend/parent said to you in the past and how did you get back at them?

I am at tht point tht what any of them says or tries to mock me w. I just continue being myself w.o getting back at anyone... learning & reading, doing my best to keep to myself & see how stupid they look trying to pry any little thing out of my existence to attempt to fill whatever weird desire they have. (:

You wake up in the last cartoon you watched. How happy are you living the rest of your life in that cartoon and why?

does hentai count as cartoons?

What is the best game to play in a car road trip?

GTA 5

What genuine compliment has someone given you, that would be weird if given by someone else?

Your cum tastes so good

In what way did the Pandemic help you?

Helped me realize quality over quantity. Specifically in the aspect of friends. Having 3 really good friends I can trust is better than 100 friends I talk to once a week about the weather.

What gift will you always treasure?

My cock ring

What is the best job you can get with a high school diploma?

I do sweet FA and pull about 70k AUD If I want I can go further but I'm comfy atm. Barely passed year 12.

How do you think we, as a society, will solve the issue of not having enough jobs in the future?

Refer to the movie terminator 2.

What is one of the important lessons you learned from a character that is fictional?

"Momentai", which means "Take it easy" - Terriermon

Who is someone in history that everyone agrees (no matter where you align politically) is a great person?

Mr Rogers.

What amazing line in a movie do you think is unappreciated or underrated?

Anton Ego's entire monologue at the end of Ratatouille.

How do you support your children who have ended up in prison for lengthy sentences? What can a parent do to help?

Call them once a week or so, and stimulate them to study. If possible, support them financially.

People who got senior superlatives in high school, do you still live up to those standards? Why or why not?

For clarification, I’m talking about “best dressed” “most likely to succeed” “class couple” etc

What are the best countries to visit around the world and why?

AMERICA

What’s your wildest sleepwalking/sleeptalking story?

I accidentally said “can you fuck off you vapid cunt?!!!” Out loud . This Dude was accusing of theft in my dream and was following me around the story harassing me

Who thinks Jim biting his lip in the cold open is horrible acting?

Jim's response to your criticism: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

How did you accidentally see someone else’s chocolate starfish?

Is this a sex question?

How well do you think you and one of your ancestors who've lived exactly 1000 years ago would get along?

Not very well. I’m a bit of a whore.

What documentary film changed you and why?

The Imposter, gave me a different perspective on just how weird people can be.

What is the spiciest thing you have eaten?

Scorpian pepper... 2 hours later forgot to wash my hands so my "2nd head" got a bit of spice too.

What is the weirdest thing you woke up to after a hangover?

a flamingo beer bong 👀

What is the absolute worst experience you’ve had with customer service?

Wait 2 days then wait 9 days for someone to connect with you and then wait 14 days for refund

Parents who want their kids to be doctors/lawyers/engineers etc, what's stopping you from entering those professions yourself?

Not parent but child. Parent's didn't have enough money to attend school to train into those professions in 1970's Philippines.

What movie do you wish you could see for the first time, again?

infinity war

Americans living abroad, what is the biggest difference between the two Countries?

Obesity. More specifically, the lack of..

What was the last song you heard?

Take it easy - Eagles

What philosophical question is the most mind blowing?

That really depends on you. I personally enjoy thinking about metaphysical questions - those of an existential nature. For example: if life is just a story, where you are the main character, with no knowledge of how your story ends, how will you fill it's chapters? And when your story has ended, will you read another? Another: how do you know any of this is real, and if you found out that it isn't, would that change anything?

What are the pros and cons of dating a French man ?

Pros - Cons - Will revolt every other weekend. Strong chance he'll surrender under a serious threat.

What was your "Did I really just do that?" moment?

Pooped my pants at Chili’s

What is the smell at the Butcher’s?

Raw meat and blood.

Who are the most arrogant celebrities?

Donald Trump

What’s something nice you can do for someone that can potentially come across very rude?

Give someone a breath mint

What's the point of getting gold?

Bragging rights

What is something you were told that absolutely killed you inside, but you pretended like it didn't?

The day my mom died her last words to me were "You'll always be a fucking failure" just because i brought her the wrong clothes to the hospital for her to wear... Showed her though. Who's laughing now bitch?

What is your billion dollar movie pitch?

JLA vs Avengers

What's up with stepsis/stepmom porn?

No clue, people super weird

What screams “I am a bad parent?”

Smoking in a car with children in it.

What is something you think should never be joked about?

Everything is on the table. I just try not to hurt anyone.

What object has made you the most money?

My computer, I suppose.

What are some words of encouragement or advice for people suffering from anxiety and/or depression?

Never give up, an expert was a beginner he failed many times remember that are always people you love.

When getting a tattoo did anyone use pain killers beforehand?

You’re not supposed to take anything with aspirin before getting a tattoo. That includes Excedrin.

What will you do to make the world better?

Reduce the amount of pain and suffering that some experience in life by being a helpful and decent human being to my fellow humans through my everyday behavior and my profession.

What's your favorite candy that isn't the most popular?

Candy corn

What is the one thing that Tesla owners never talk about?

High repair cost, longer repair time, lack of service center, build quality, lackluster interior, low towing capability, and battery degradations.

What gets overused so much it becomes useless after awhile?

Memes

What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot?

I used to work at 5am. I'd be so tired that I would open sugar packets for my coffee, and dump them directly in the trash can

What is the best cartoon ever?

Avatar the last Airbender obviously.