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What are some dumb pranks you did as teenagers on strangers?	Ding dong ditch and the invisible rope prank
What are some of the most outrageous rumors people you know have spread about you?	This happened in middle school. Kids spread rumors that I had a death list and would shoot up the school, cut a girls hands off, and bash someone's head in. I got suspended for those rumors, the ones who spread them got away with it and the principal knew I didn't do anything. Everyone was scared of me, including my own neighborhood, for the rest of my time in school. This is the TLDR version of the story.
What's your graphics card and how does it feel like to have it?	Gtx 1650, happy to have a pc tbh
What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot?	Cracked an egg into the garbage and threw the shell in the mixing bowl. My kids witnessed it and just let it play out.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while your brain was on autopilot?	Threw a fork in the trash and the paper plate in the sink.
What are some everyday examples of fascism in our life?	Prisoner to population ratio
What’s your favorite book, movie or tv quote?	May the Force be with you...
Have you ever had a moment you’ve genuinely wondered if life and this world is a simulation, if so, what happened?	I mean, not one moment, I find myself reading articles on it now and then. Some fairly genius people think it’s possible. Nothing happened I guess except that through that lens, it’s possible to feel a lot less bad about the tragedies and injustices of the world.
You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with an elephant?	Turn my self into the authories and have it confiscated which is neither selling it nor giving it away.
Why do you think atheists are soo square?	looks at my body I'm actually a bit round. Pear-shaped if I'm being a bit generous to myself.
What advice would you give your younger self?	“People don’t don’t like you because you’re different. People don’t like you because you’re fucking insufferable. Pull your head out your own ass”
What was the location of your first ever date?	Ice skating in the park with my first HS girlfriend. It was pretty cheeky.
What will you do if you had 319 TBPS Internet Speed Like They Do In Japan?	Jerk off faster.
What minor offenses would you send people to the deepest, hottest boiler room of hell for?	Looking down on minimum-wage workers because they think "minimum wage" equals "minimum skill" even though we have people with post-graduate degrees waiting tables.
What do you look forward to the most after work?	Taking off my bra
Whats the stupidest reason you got fired from a job?	Clocking out 1 minute early one day and 2 minutes early another day.
What is something that is very popular, but highly overrated?	Eating ass Hey it say nsfw
How much does a computer cost?	Less than $50 if you can make do with a low-end Raspberry Pi.
What was the most fun you’ve had during a Power Outage?	Well one kid was conceived during one so I'll let you figure it out 😂
What do you consider the most legendary 4chan moment?	The he will not divide us saga
What are the top sports movies of all time? Why?	The Sandlot.
Which conspiracy makes your hands sweat whenever you think about it?	Princess Diana..
What is something you regret about high school?	Taking it too seriously
You are immortal and can't feel pain, what is the first thing you try?	Jumping from a building
What’s the worst drink of all time?	Mountain dew (im prepared for the down votes)
What song do you wish you could sing to absolute perfection?	Ram ranch
What is your favorite candy?	Recently it's been Mounds.
What was the last movie you saw in a movie theater?	Black Widow.
What are the worst ways for a relationship to end?	I like my coffee like I like my women. &#x200B; Without other peoples dicks in it.
What is your favorite videogame?	Masturbating
What was that movie in which a lot of people die?	Infinity War
What were you the best\worst at, in your group of friends?	Overstaying my welcome. Other mom's cooking just hits different.
What's the craziest story you have about your neighbors?	My old neighbor, who has lived here since the 1960's, sits in his front window playing with his train set all the time. It's like a scene from an old black and white movie.
What is the silliest Olympic sport and why?	That shit where they mop the ice floor real fast for the huge puc.
Which movie, while good, is one that you will never watch again?	Schindler's list
What are the best video games to play with your grandparents?	N64 games
Who’s the richest person you know?	I grew up down the street from an NFL owner. He’s an asshole in case you were wondering.
What’s the worst thing you’ve texted to the wrong person?	"Hey buddy. I got the corpse. Meet me here so we can dump it" I was talking in code to a friend that i had picked up my brother to take him to his surprise party. I only got a reply saying "I'm calling the cops fuckhead!"
(Serious) former Bullies do you regret what you did to your victims?	When I was ten the popular girls brought me into their group (to this day I don't understand and think it was some long con kind of joke because I was painfully uncool) and they said mean things and so I did too. I don't think I ever said the mean things directly to anyone, just about them and over twenty years later I still feel horrible about it. My husband is friends with one of the people I said things about and I apologized to him if I was ever mean to him and he laughed it off but I still feel like a bag of shit for it.
What are the top movie scenes of all time? Why?	Indiana Jones encountering a swordsman just to pull his gun and shoot him
What's the weirdest thing you've done due to social anxiety?	I hid in a bathroom in school because I was having a panic attack
What's the most creative/unique way you've seen someone break up with someone else?	Billboard ad
What is your most interesting “Truman Show” moment, in which you felt you saw something you really weren’t supposed to see?	Bro stop trying to get him to realize he’s in a Tv show so he can escape
what’s a time someone said no offense but it was the most offensive thing ever - ?	When it wasn’t offensive
What is the most iconic movie franchise of all time? Is it Starwars? Marvel Cinematic Universe? Harry Porter? Lord of the Rings?	Star Wars
What’s black and white and red all over?	a dead panda bear
What videogame update was so bad that everyone decided to hate it?	Have to go with the recent and obvious, Minecraft “Caves and Cliffs” update 1.17. (It wasn’t thaaaat bad)
What would you say to Elon Musk if you met him on Mars?	"Wait, how did i get to Mars?"
What's the dumbest financial mistake you've ever seen somebody make?	Bitching and moaning about how little money they have while they go on extended vacations to the lake to fish with their brand new expensive fishing poles, only to come back and order take out pretty much every other night. Yes Wendy, you’re a hypocritical bitch
[Serious] What are the most fabulous poems you have heard/ read?	Any Shane koyzcan poem
Use only emojis , Who is your favorite fictional character?	🤡🏴‍☠️🔪
What was the worst thing that happened to you this year?	Had to drop out of school due to a mental breakdown, grandma died, friend has brain cancer and now doesn't remember who I am
Which job do you have that no one in your family likes?	Feeding our sister down in the basement where we keep her
What’s your example of “it’s a small world”?	Caught the same fish 4 days in a row
People who have given their partner a "hall pass", what happened afterwards?	She was overseas for for school and taking a break in Ireland, we had been together for several years, engaged at this point, and I always had a policy of we can discuss anything. She had wondered what a one night stand might be like, was pretty repressed in her undergrad years, so we came to an agreement. In the interest of not having any regrets in life, here's a hallpass for a one night stand, only rule is use protection for both our safety. Well next day we checked in and guess who decided that using a condom the first time was enough, she trusted him to not use one for round two. Least she was up front bout it I guess.
People who aren’t Irish, what is the first thing that comes to mind when hearing Ireland?	The folk lore. The intense and beautiful green land. The pubs filled with beer, whiskey, and laughter. The sad history of poverty and abuse. The Irish step dance. The luck of the Irish. Edit: A gold award for this?? Oh my goodness!! You are a kind soul, thank you!
What would humanity miss most in a post-apocalyptic world?	Fanta
What is the best invention in the history of mankind?	Definitely my vibrator 🥴
How big of a red flag is it if you learned someone had never been in a relationship?	Depends on what they consider a relationship, and what you consider a relationship. Could be perfectly normal
Who will win the space race?	Didn’t that already happen in the 60’s
Who are you shocked isn't dead yet?	Queen Elizabeth
What's your happiest moment over the past 24 hours?	Holding my grandbaby who is 3 weeks old
What’s the most wholesome thing that’s ever happened to you?	My boyfriend gave me a foot massage. Essential oils, lotion, warm soapy water, scrubbing and all. He even set the mood by lighting candles and playing ambient music. It was so peaceful and relaxing :) and it wasn’t at all sexually charged. He just genuinely wanted to help me destress by massaging my feet.
What's the most intimidating lust moment you've seen or heard ?	Um, I was raped by a girl who was younger but bigger than me, despite everything I did, she still got over me and forced me to penetrate and cum in her, then several times after tried to do other sexual things with me. She was pretty uncontrollable, and there wasnt anything I could really do about it after because 1 I'm older, 2 I'm male, and 3 she was underage at the time. So yeah, that happened
What is a small act of kindness that you experienced that made a big and lasting impact?	I was in the Army (this happened in 2002) and went to the store in BDUs after I got off duty. As I was leaving a little girl came up to and to me and said, "Excuse me, Sir." Once she had my attention handed me a box of Samoa girl scout cookies and says, "I just want to say thank you. " It actually made me tear up. To this day Samoas are my favorite cookie and I can't eat one without thinking about that little girl.
If the Bible were written today, how would some of the stories from it be retold?	All the incest would be step siblings
What's a movie you know isn't very good, bit still love to watch?	THE BEE MOVIE
Who are some YouTubers that aren’t sellouts?	What's wrong with today's sponsor Raycon? I like to wear my Raycon Everyday E25 true wireless earbuds while I'm working so I can listen to music, catch up on podcasts or enjoy audiobooks. Their noise isolating fit helps keep my music in and the outside world out while I enjoy the next level bass and clarity. My favourite thing is the portable carrying case, which doubles as a charger for when you're on the go.
People who still subscribe to newspapers, what has you purchasing the physical item vs just obtaining an online subscription?	I get the newspaper because I read it, and then it makes good fire kindling
What serial killer/murder case do you find the most interesting?	the case of the powell family.
What is that one advice that you got and still remember?	Don't worry about the things you can't control.
What is the recipe for a good love relationship?	honest communication, trust, respect, and a compatible sex drive.
What is your favorite book, why?	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's slightly cheaper than the great Encyclopaedia Galactica, and it has the words "DON'T PANIC" inscribed in large, friendly letters on its cover.
Whats Something You Did Before it Was Cool?	Meth
What do you find annoying about your parents that other people don’t?	They're always trying to get into my goddamn life, but then I remember our time together is limited so I'll make dinner with them, and tell them how much they mean to me.
What is your favorite summer Olympic sport?	Murderball
How do you like your potatoes?	Boil em Mash em Stick them in a stew
Those who are Fully Vaccinated and have suffered a Breakthrough Covid-19 Case, what is / was your experience like?	I had covid and months later got Pfizer shots. My sense of smell is gone, and I occasionally get migraines and cold shivers but I am not covid positive last tested 2 weeks ago. Not sure what's happening to me.
What was the “hard way” that made you find out your sexuality?	Let's just say I'm not sexually attracted to a Chinese finger trap
What things should you not do with your friends?	Fuck their mom
What would you do if you found an alien from space in your backyard?	Clap his cheeks
In spite of what some people might say, what do you think isn't a waste of money?	Quality toilet paper
What's one medieval weapon you feel might still be relevant in combat today?	Disease.
What is an activity you want to do with ur SO but you find it too stupid to even mention it?	Watch my silly self indulgent show with me.
Who was worse Gandhi or Stalin?	Stalin had the better mustache
Who is the hottest man on earth, and why did you choose Ryan Reynolds?	because I don't enjoy being wrong
What's the most underrated profession?	tattoo artist. Once you’re done apprenticing and working in a shop under your own rules and schedule, it’s so free and liberating being able to design your own artwork and tattoo it permanently on someone who loves it and has the same taste as you, i absolutely love what i do and i have no regrets
What is something that instantly earns your trust in someone?	If they take me out to olive garden
Which social media platform/s do you think has the least amount of “creators” (people who post content) compared to “followers” (people who like and comment on content)?	YouTube
What is an impressive fact about Math?	It's the language of the universe and everything
What video refrigerator do u yee yee happy, why?	What?
If you loose someone's contact info how do you find them agian ? Anyone good at that kinda stuff ?	The word is lose.
If you could unscrew (and take off/put back on) one part of your body, which part would you choose and why?	My penis because: https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Whats the worst summary of your favorite movie?	Big shark eats people. A nerd, cop and drunk take a tiny boat to murder the shark.
You have the ability to send a Mariachi band to any place at any point in history. Your objective is to cause the most chaos possible. Where are you sending them?	Hitler's big speech - you know the one
What is a valuable work skill, that people don’t know is easy to master?	Actually reading and responding to ALL the questions in an email.
You get to watch one last movie before you die, what movie do you choose?	The Passion of the Christ
[Serious] Amazon workers, what's it actually like working there?	Yeah, is it wonderful and magical like the commercials? Or a workhouse
What do you want to say to that one person?	I am sorry I fingered your friend, I didn't know you still had feelings for me
What was your first weed experience like?	Got a headache

What are some dumb pranks you did as teenagers on strangers?

Ding dong ditch and the invisible rope prank

What are some of the most outrageous rumors people you know have spread about you?

This happened in middle school. Kids spread rumors that I had a death list and would shoot up the school, cut a girls hands off, and bash someone's head in. I got suspended for those rumors, the ones who spread them got away with it and the principal knew I didn't do anything. Everyone was scared of me, including my own neighborhood, for the rest of my time in school. This is the TLDR version of the story.

What's your graphics card and how does it feel like to have it?

Gtx 1650, happy to have a pc tbh

What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot?

Cracked an egg into the garbage and threw the shell in the mixing bowl. My kids witnessed it and just let it play out.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while your brain was on autopilot?

Threw a fork in the trash and the paper plate in the sink.

What are some everyday examples of fascism in our life?

Prisoner to population ratio

What’s your favorite book, movie or tv quote?

May the Force be with you...

Have you ever had a moment you’ve genuinely wondered if life and this world is a simulation, if so, what happened?

I mean, not one moment, I find myself reading articles on it now and then. Some fairly genius people think it’s possible. Nothing happened I guess except that through that lens, it’s possible to feel a lot less bad about the tragedies and injustices of the world.

You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with an elephant?

Turn my self into the authories and have it confiscated which is neither selling it nor giving it away.

Why do you think atheists are soo square?

*looks at my body* I'm actually a bit round. Pear-shaped if I'm being a bit generous to myself.

What advice would you give your younger self?

“People don’t don’t like you because you’re different. People don’t like you because you’re fucking insufferable. Pull your head out your own ass”

What was the location of your first ever date?

Ice skating in the park with my first HS girlfriend. It was pretty cheeky.

What will you do if you had 319 TBPS Internet Speed Like They Do In Japan?

Jerk off faster.

What minor offenses would you send people to the deepest, hottest boiler room of hell for?

Looking down on minimum-wage workers because they think "minimum wage" equals "minimum skill" even though we have people with post-graduate degrees waiting tables.

What do you look forward to the most after work?

Taking off my bra

Whats the stupidest reason you got fired from a job?

Clocking out 1 minute early one day and 2 minutes early another day.

What is something that is very popular, but highly overrated?

Eating ass Hey it say nsfw

How much does a computer cost?

Less than $50 if you can make do with a low-end Raspberry Pi.

What was the most fun you’ve had during a Power Outage?

Well one kid was conceived during one so I'll let you figure it out 😂

What do you consider the most legendary 4chan moment?

The he will not divide us saga

What are the top sports movies of all time? Why?

The Sandlot.

Which conspiracy makes your hands sweat whenever you think about it?

Princess Diana..

What is something you regret about high school?

Taking it too seriously

You are immortal and can't feel pain, what is the first thing you try?

Jumping from a building

What’s the worst drink of all time?

Mountain dew (im prepared for the down votes)

What song do you wish you could sing to absolute perfection?

Ram ranch

What is your favorite candy?

Recently it's been Mounds.

What was the last movie you saw in a movie theater?

Black Widow.

What are the worst ways for a relationship to end?

I like my coffee like I like my women. &#x200B; Without other peoples dicks in it.

What is your favorite videogame?

Masturbating

What was that movie in which a lot of people die?

Infinity War

What were you the best\worst at, in your group of friends?

Overstaying my welcome. Other mom's cooking just hits different.

What's the craziest story you have about your neighbors?

My old neighbor, who has lived here since the 1960's, sits in his front window playing with his train set all the time. It's like a scene from an old black and white movie.

What is the silliest Olympic sport and why?

That shit where they mop the ice floor real fast for the huge puc.

Which movie, while good, is one that you will never watch again?

Schindler's list

What are the best video games to play with your grandparents?

N64 games

Who’s the richest person you know?

I grew up down the street from an NFL owner. He’s an asshole in case you were wondering.

What’s the worst thing you’ve texted to the wrong person?

"Hey buddy. I got the corpse. Meet me here so we can dump it" I was talking in code to a friend that i had picked up my brother to take him to his surprise party. I only got a reply saying "I'm calling the cops fuckhead!"

(Serious) former Bullies do you regret what you did to your victims?

When I was ten the popular girls brought me into their group (to this day I don't understand and think it was some long con kind of joke because I was painfully uncool) and they said mean things and so I did too. I don't think I ever said the mean things directly to anyone, just about them and over twenty years later I still feel horrible about it. My husband is friends with one of the people I said things about and I apologized to him if I was ever mean to him and he laughed it off but I still feel like a bag of shit for it.

What are the top movie scenes of all time? Why?

Indiana Jones encountering a swordsman just to pull his gun and shoot him

What's the weirdest thing you've done due to social anxiety?

I hid in a bathroom in school because I was having a panic attack

What's the most creative/unique way you've seen someone break up with someone else?

Billboard ad

What is your most interesting “Truman Show” moment, in which you felt you saw something you really weren’t supposed to see?

Bro stop trying to get him to realize he’s in a Tv show so he can escape

what’s a time someone said no offense but it was the most offensive thing ever - ?

When it wasn’t offensive

What is the most iconic movie franchise of all time? Is it Starwars? Marvel Cinematic Universe? Harry Porter? Lord of the Rings?

Star Wars

What’s black and white and red all over?

a dead panda bear

What videogame update was so bad that everyone decided to hate it?

Have to go with the recent and obvious, Minecraft “Caves and Cliffs” update 1.17. (It wasn’t thaaaat bad)

What would you say to Elon Musk if you met him on Mars?

"Wait, how did i get to Mars?"

What's the dumbest financial mistake you've ever seen somebody make?

Bitching and moaning about how little money they have while they go on extended vacations to the lake to fish with their brand new expensive fishing poles, only to come back and order take out pretty much every other night. Yes Wendy, you’re a hypocritical bitch

[Serious] What are the most fabulous poems you have heard/ read?

Any Shane koyzcan poem

Use only emojis , Who is your favorite fictional character?

🤡🏴‍☠️🔪

What was the worst thing that happened to you this year?

Had to drop out of school due to a mental breakdown, grandma died, friend has brain cancer and now doesn't remember who I am

Which job do you have that no one in your family likes?

Feeding our sister down in the basement where we keep her

What’s your example of “it’s a small world”?

Caught the same fish 4 days in a row

People who have given their partner a "hall pass", what happened afterwards?

She was overseas for for school and taking a break in Ireland, we had been together for several years, engaged at this point, and I always had a policy of we can discuss anything. She had wondered what a one night stand might be like, was pretty repressed in her undergrad years, so we came to an agreement. In the interest of not having any regrets in life, here's a hallpass for a one night stand, only rule is use protection for both our safety. Well next day we checked in and guess who decided that using a condom the first time was enough, she trusted him to not use one for round two. Least she was up front bout it I guess.

People who aren’t Irish, what is the first thing that comes to mind when hearing Ireland?

The folk lore. The intense and beautiful green land. The pubs filled with beer, whiskey, and laughter. The sad history of poverty and abuse. The Irish step dance. The luck of the Irish. Edit: A gold award for this?? Oh my goodness!! You are a kind soul, thank you!

What would humanity miss most in a post-apocalyptic world?

Fanta

What is the best invention in the history of mankind?

Definitely my vibrator 🥴

How big of a red flag is it if you learned someone had never been in a relationship?

Depends on what they consider a relationship, and what you consider a relationship. Could be perfectly normal

Who will win the space race?

Didn’t that already happen in the 60’s

Who are you shocked isn't dead yet?

Queen Elizabeth

What's your happiest moment over the past 24 hours?

Holding my grandbaby who is 3 weeks old

What’s the most wholesome thing that’s ever happened to you?

My boyfriend gave me a foot massage. Essential oils, lotion, warm soapy water, scrubbing and all. He even set the mood by lighting candles and playing ambient music. It was so peaceful and relaxing :) and it wasn’t at all sexually charged. He just genuinely wanted to help me destress by massaging my feet.

What's the most intimidating lust moment you've seen or heard ?

Um, I was raped by a girl who was younger but bigger than me, despite everything I did, she still got over me and forced me to penetrate and cum in her, then several times after tried to do other sexual things with me. She was pretty uncontrollable, and there wasnt anything I could really do about it after because 1 I'm older, 2 I'm male, and 3 she was underage at the time. So yeah, that happened

What is a small act of kindness that you experienced that made a big and lasting impact?

I was in the Army (this happened in 2002) and went to the store in BDUs after I got off duty. As I was leaving a little girl came up to and to me and said, "Excuse me, Sir." Once she had my attention handed me a box of Samoa girl scout cookies and says, "I just want to say thank you. " It actually made me tear up. To this day Samoas are my favorite cookie and I can't eat one without thinking about that little girl.

If the Bible were written today, how would some of the stories from it be retold?

All the incest would be step siblings

What's a movie you know isn't very good, bit still love to watch?

THE BEE MOVIE

Who are some YouTubers that aren’t sellouts?

What's wrong with today's sponsor Raycon? I like to wear my Raycon Everyday E25 true wireless earbuds while I'm working so I can listen to music, catch up on podcasts or enjoy audiobooks. Their noise isolating fit helps keep my music in and the outside world out while I enjoy the next level bass and clarity. My favourite thing is the portable carrying case, which doubles as a charger for when you're on the go.

People who still subscribe to newspapers, what has you purchasing the physical item vs just obtaining an online subscription?

I get the newspaper because I read it, and then it makes good fire kindling

What serial killer/murder case do you find the most interesting?

the case of the powell family.

What is that one advice that you got and still remember?

Don't worry about the things you can't control.

What is the recipe for a good love relationship?

honest communication, trust, respect, and a compatible sex drive.

What is your favorite book, why?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's slightly cheaper than the great Encyclopaedia Galactica, and it has the words "DON'T PANIC" inscribed in large, friendly letters on its cover.

Whats Something You Did Before it Was Cool?

Meth

What do you find annoying about your parents that other people don’t?

They're always trying to get into my goddamn life, but then I remember our time together is limited so I'll make dinner with them, and tell them how much they mean to me.

What is your favorite summer Olympic sport?

Murderball

How do you like your potatoes?

Boil em Mash em Stick them in a stew

Those who are Fully Vaccinated and have suffered a Breakthrough Covid-19 Case, what is / was your experience like?

I had covid and months later got Pfizer shots. My sense of smell is gone, and I occasionally get migraines and cold shivers but I am not covid positive last tested 2 weeks ago. Not sure what's happening to me.

What was the “hard way” that made you find out your sexuality?

Let's just say I'm not sexually attracted to a Chinese finger trap

What things should you not do with your friends?

Fuck their mom

What would you do if you found an alien from space in your backyard?

Clap his cheeks

In spite of what some people might say, what do you think isn't a waste of money?

Quality toilet paper

What's one medieval weapon you feel might still be relevant in combat today?

Disease.

What is an activity you want to do with ur SO but you find it too stupid to even mention it?

Watch my silly self indulgent show with me.

Who was worse Gandhi or Stalin?

Stalin had the better mustache

Who is the hottest man on earth, and why did you choose Ryan Reynolds?

because I don't enjoy being wrong

What's the most underrated profession?

tattoo artist. Once you’re done apprenticing and working in a shop under your own rules and schedule, it’s so free and liberating being able to design your own artwork and tattoo it permanently on someone who loves it and has the same taste as you, i absolutely love what i do and i have no regrets

What is something that instantly earns your trust in someone?

If they take me out to olive garden

Which social media platform/s do you think has the least amount of “creators” (people who post content) compared to “followers” (people who like and comment on content)?

YouTube

What is an impressive fact about Math?

It's the language of the universe and everything

What video refrigerator do u yee yee happy, why?

What?

If you loose someone's contact info how do you find them agian ? Anyone good at that kinda stuff ?

The word is lose.

If you could unscrew (and take off/put back on) one part of your body, which part would you choose and why?

My penis because: https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Whats the worst summary of your favorite movie?

Big shark eats people. A nerd, cop and drunk take a tiny boat to murder the shark.

You have the ability to send a Mariachi band to any place at any point in history. Your objective is to cause the most chaos possible. Where are you sending them?

Hitler's big speech - you know the one

What is a valuable work skill, that people don’t know is easy to master?

Actually reading and responding to ALL the questions in an email.

You get to watch one last movie before you die, what movie do you choose?

The Passion of the Christ

[Serious] Amazon workers, what's it actually like working there?

Yeah, is it wonderful and magical like the commercials? Or a workhouse

What do you want to say to that one person?

I am sorry I fingered your friend, I didn't know you still had feelings for me

What was your first weed experience like?

Got a headache