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Who's your favorite cartoon character?	The pink panther
People who post to r/roastme all the time, why?	Making fun of people can be fun. If they're asking for it there's no backlash for saying fucked up things to/about them.
What is a fairly recent song (within the last ten years) that you think has rather odd lyrics, but you like the way it sounds anyway?	basically anything by Glass Animals
What seems like a good idea to you while you're masturbating but not so good afterwards?	Sticking stuff in my ass
What are your best tips to making friends as a grad student/as an adult post-undergrad?	Know that coworkers are your best bet and it's ok to put yourself out there. Networking and being talkative will help, but be careful of being too overbearing/desperate.
What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?	"Did you have to come all the way to Mars for this?"
What do you think is the biggest problem in the world right now?	Ignorance
What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?	Egg sandwich
Why do you enjoy being alive?	There’s so much stuff to do!
What were your first hemorrhoids like?	I had a blue raspberry slurpie from 7-Eleven, and a bad hemorrhoid on the same night. I woke up to shit and the toilet bowl was festive green and red. Like bright red and bright green. I just thanked the universe that it wasn't dark blood and I knew what it was.
What is the most underrated place in the house to have sex?	On top of the fridge, expert level.
People who gave children up for adoption, what do you say when people ask if you have any kids?	"used to"
What’s a common courtesy that’s become not so common nowadays?	Not being a cunt
What song is 10/10, yet no one has heard of it?	" I'd rather be with you" - Bootsy Collins. Younger folk probably don't know it, but it's 10/10.
What current technology, if brought back 50 years in to the past, would have the biggest impact?	I think if we would have started with taking climate change serious 50 years ago, when we were already warned about it, we could have really made a difference.
What's the size of your pecker in inches?	That's unfair. I haven't reached inches yet.
What's your best "I suck at this" moment?	Cooking: I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, up arrow pointing up. I closed the door and pressed the "popcorn" setting for the lowest time. I started the microwave. It caught on fire.
What's something you think people should take more seriously?	Psychological abuse especially with children. Though the scars and pain aren't visible they last far longer.
[SERIOUS] What is the most dangerous circumstance or situation an adult put you in when you were a kid, either carelessly or purposely?	I had a dad that fell into alcoholism, drunk driving is a lazy answer so I'll say the most dangerous thing was when the house ran out of oil so he brought in a warehouse space heater to keep the house warm. Between the fire hazard and CO2 I imagine there are a lot of timelines I didn't make it lol
(Serious) How do you find meaning in your day-to-day lives?	I don't feel like my day to day life needs meaning. Meaning is found long term.
What’s your favourite quote of all time?	Smell this, it’s ok.
What is the one thing on your bucket list that you want to do?	Do a score for a movie
People who respond "I listen to everything." when asked, "What kind of music do you listen to?" - What kind/genre of music are you actually listening to in the car/shower/etc?	I mean it depends on my mood. When I'm feeling really lost and uncertain of things, I like alternative pop, when I'm feeling like getting lit, I like punk, rock, hair metal, 90s rap, when I'm feeling introspective I get out my indie, when I'm wanting to get pumped up and motivated I listen to pop and dance music. Get me in the right mindset and I'll be listening to country and bluegrass. Hell, I had a polka phase for a minute.
Folks from Oregon, what are some must-see places for tourists in Oregon?	I've heard rumors that they have a trail.
What's do you think the odds are of Peter Parker giving Aunt May his Peter tingle right now?	Aunt May is hot in the Tom Holland movies.
Were you ever in that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story?	Yea i was the sperm that won the race lad 1 out millions
People with allergies: why?	Definitely because I chose them. /s
What are some of the most creative “Yo Mama” jokes?	Yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
what machine can make a faint beep sound, possibly relating to something within a retirement community, that has this pattern of beeps: •• •• ••?	Co2/smoke detector? People rarely change the batteries in these things and they'll beep like that until the end of eternity if the batteries aren't changed.
what’s the best song for late night drives?	Midnight City - M83
What did love look like to you when you were a child?	affection towards another person, friendship, doing things together, basically just being there for someone all the time.
If you had a reason to fight a tank, what would it be?	It threw my snacks on the ground
How was life different before the 2000s?	People didn’t shove their super edge-case political opinions in your face. They would mostly keep it to themselves and go with the norm. Now people explicitly try to rock the boat just for the fun of being a troll. With the internet it all spreads so quickly too.
How would your life be different if you were born the other gender?	i dont think thats how gender works mate, i think you mean sex.
What famous quote is really bad if it is said by Hitler?	Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
How much is the average rent in your city for a 2 bedroom place?	House or apartment? How far from city center? So many variables here.
If a dog bites someone because they were provoked and felt threatened, should they be put down? Why or why not?	no, it was self defense. People need to be educated on how to act around dogs.
People who smear shit on the walls in the restrooms, why?	Never done this myself but this is the hard hitting type of question I come to this sub for
With planes being statistically so safe what is the reason of so many people being afraid of flying?	If you're not the one behind the controls you have no illusion of control.
How much dogecoin do you have in your wallet right now?	0. I'm against cryptocurrencies
What is something that should be taught in school but isn’t?	Personal finances- the powers of budgeting and compound interest.
What is the most Florida man thing you have seen in another place that is not Florida?	I met a kid that set up beer bottles in his bedroom, and shot at them with a 22. in his room. His mom was clinically psychotic too. She would tell all us kids that she could talk to a dead girl on the bike track. The dad was cool AF. He was a short bald sax player who didn't give a shit what you did as long as you STFU when Star Trek was on. Kansas trailer parks are crazy, man.
What did your parents tell you as a child that stuck with you ever since?	Don't be sorry. Be better. If you're ever offended, it's because you chose to be. If you ever choose to be offended, it's because you're pathetic. All you can do is all you can do. Are you hurt, or injured? If you're not injured, I don't want to know about it. No matter how bad a situation is, complaining will always make it worse. (After I fucked up from doing something stupid or got grounded) Was it worth it? (The answer was always No.)
What do you call those frozen summer treats that are long flavorful ice pouches normally sold in an orange netted bag?	Ice pops
Who is an underrated good dude ?	Jack Black
When was the last time someone was really mean to you?	I work tech support for a large internet provider. Just before my last shift ended.
Anime fans, who's the best swordsman skillwise in all of anime?	Cory from Cory in the House
People who have been on wathpeopledie, why do people walk past without helping?	Bystander effect.
When should you not use the phrase “getting your hands dirty”?	Wiping your ass?
When your cat is kneading its paws, what do you call it?	Making biscuits.
What are you favourite subtle psychological torture techniques/ways to break someone mentally?	Yeah I’m gonna say what the fuck dude
whats somthing so boring you actually fall asleep when doing or hearing of it?	Country music
The sun hasn't even set yet and you're already going to bed. Why?	It's hard to say no, When she's ready to go.
you became an assassin who is your first kill?	Whoever I get paid to kill.
What’s a “one hit wonder” that actually has several great song?	Dexy's Midnight Runners
(Ladies).. if a man is uncircumcised, would you consider it a deal breaker? If so, why? If not, why?	Not a lady but no, they don’t care. As long as men take care of themselves then it’s not an issue. It’s perfectly normal to not be circumcised.
The sun isn't even up yet, but you already are. Why?	Speak for yourself. It’s the middle of the night here.
irl a karen hits you what do you do?	Photograph the injuries, press criminal charges, and sue for medical expenses and pain/suffering.
What things are way more expensive than they should be?	College textbooks
Which childhood lie from your parents did you believe the longest?	Of course you're not adopted! Do you think we would have chosen you?
People who have worked at places that were anti-union: how exactly did they try to convince you that unions were evil?	By paying me a lot of money and giving me great benefits
What is so underrated that it actually annoys you?	How come people can't use the trashcans? What kind of parenting has lead to such a person that they just throw trash on the ground when there is a trashcan just next of you? Kind of makes me want to go all "Well ok... that's how you want to play, there are no rules, purge time it is..."
What/who is grossly misunderstood in history?	Nikola Tesla
Which is a "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it" moment you remember?	MY grandmother was on "life support"... she wasnt there... her body was literally decaying... I had to be straight up with my uncles to take her off life support.. it felt terrible and they havent really talked to me the same since but I felt terrible for my grandmother...
What is something that needs to be said?	Fuck every Kardashian and Jenner.
What are the craziest things you've experienced on Omegle ?	Nothing because there’s a bot stroking the dick every 6 skips
What's the most messed up thing you're aware someone has got away with?	A friends, friend got "revenge" on his ex by shooting her dog.
What movie do you think would have been great if it were in the x-men universe?	any porno
What are some uncommon nicknames to common names?	Topher for Christopher.
People who voted for biden in 2020 but will not be voting Democrat in 2022 and 2024, why did you change your mind?	I will NOT be voting for biden in 2024 ,and i didn't vote for him in 2020. Hes NOT my president!!! . Literally...im not American
How would you tell your parents not to adopt a black baby?	"Hey, you probably shouldn't be my friend anymore because I'm about to say some real racist shit right now..."
What makes uncircumcised penises look like diseased pig in a blankets?	Foreskin
What is your worst experience with tech illiterates?	I work in IT. Everyday is worse than the last.
What's your "I was totally joking, but they couldn't tell at all, so now I look like a total maniac" story?	My friends and I quote movies a lot in everyday conversation. Soon after I met my friends roommate (who also quotes movies), we got into a debate over something stupid and I dropped a classic line from Billy Madison. “We are all now dumber for having listened to it.” Etc. Well he got super pissed and called me a “braindead cocksucker”. We all just stopped and looked at him because he was clearly overreacting. Turns out he didn’t remember that line in the movie and he thought I was being 100% serious. I ended up moving into that apartment and we became good friends for several years. I remember bringing up this story to him and he cracked up because he knew the movie well but for some reason he didn’t get that I was just quoting.
If your life was a movie, what would it be called?	Cathy_2000: The movie
How has photo and video progressive technology actually entrapped our own souls and now we are a product of society?	This is what you call leading the question.
When was the last time you were happy?	Friday evening. Had a wonderful first date with this girl. 5 hours never felt so fast.
What the point of telling someone to kill themselves on PM regarding a subject the disagree with you about?	It's a power trip.
What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?	"Way to hollow out the economy, douchebag."
How do you guys clean your foreskin?	Why would I get rid of the flavor?
Which brand names are difficult to pronounce?	Lacroix
What is your favourite condiment and what is the most unusual way you use it?	Ketchup mix it with egg yolk
For those of you that have a tattoo, How old were you when you got your first tattoo? How old are you now and how many tattoos do you currently have? Any regrets?	I was 24 when I got my tattoo. I decided to embrace the zeitgeist of the time and place. My roommate made me wait a year. It inspired the idea for a second tattoo which I have not gotten yet. Well past 24 now. No regrats though. 😜
When did you realize your “love” wasnn’t actually your love?	When we both felt that we were tying too hard to make it work and it wasn’t working. We talked and decided to let it go. It was hurting more than giving us joy. After some time we talked again and realized we are better as friends with lots of love and respect for one another
Why do you hate yourself?	I feel like I'll never be good enough and I'll never get any better.
You are given the chance to prevent Hitler from being born, however, this changes history as well. What do think the world would look like now?	We wouldn’t have learned from past mistakes, and another authoritarian murdering dictator would rise again sometime
a karen hit you what do you do?	Get arrested for assaulting her hand with my skull.
What flashgame do you remember going online and playing?	Fireboy and Watergirl
whats a time you zoned out for a bit and why did you?	I was doing a presentation at work as an intern. I stopped speaking mid-sentence, and resumed about 20 seconds after. My friend described it as: someone pushed pause on you. I don't really know why I zoned out, it just happens sometimes.
What's the most ridiculous conspiracy you've ever heard of?	The covid vaccine has a tracking device
4,73. How much do you have left on your bank acc?	Like 7kish
Democrats who will not be voting for Biden this ext time around, what was the breaking point for you?	No matter how much any one dislikes him, he's still better than anyone the Repubs have unless you're talking about a primary challenge.
What fast food menu item do you wish existed?	Crispy bacon bacon is there - but it's just never crispy
What is more dissappointing than going to poop and your body saying "NOT TODAY"?	trying to poop and then barfing before you can turn around [food poisoning will make this happen]
What was the coolest thing you've seen a teacher do?	Some senior punched a girl in the hallway outside the class we were in and this dude ran out of the classroom and body checked that guy into another school district
Is it gay to suck your own dick? Why or why not?	If it's gay to suck your own dick, then it's also gay to jerk off. I would just stop worrying about what other people think about that sort of thing.
When should you judge a book by its cover?	When you've read the book
What are some words of advice you’d give to a 13 yr old kid?	Don't try to act like an adult or like you're super different from your peers. You'll look back and cringe I promise.
What common situations do you find extremely awkward?	Singing happy birthday to each other. Like can we stop doing that already? No one likes it
What's a character(fictional or not) that most people hate, but you actually like?	Sasuke. It's always weird seeing his constant hate, but Itachi love lol.

Who's your favorite cartoon character?

The pink panther

People who post to r/roastme all the time, why?

Making fun of people can be fun. If they're asking for it there's no backlash for saying fucked up things to/about them.

What is a fairly recent song (within the last ten years) that you think has rather odd lyrics, but you like the way it sounds anyway?

basically anything by Glass Animals

What seems like a good idea to you while you're masturbating but not so good afterwards?

Sticking stuff in my ass

What are your best tips to making friends as a grad student/as an adult post-undergrad?

Know that coworkers are your best bet and it's ok to put yourself out there. Networking and being talkative will help, but be careful of being too overbearing/desperate.

What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?

"Did you have to come all the way to Mars for *this*?"

What do you think is the biggest problem in the world right now?

Ignorance

What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?

Egg sandwich

Why do you enjoy being alive?

There’s so much stuff to do!

What were your first hemorrhoids like?

I had a blue raspberry slurpie from 7-Eleven, and a bad hemorrhoid on the same night. I woke up to shit and the toilet bowl was festive green and red. Like bright red and bright green. I just thanked the universe that it wasn't dark blood and I knew what it was.

What is the most underrated place in the house to have sex?

On top of the fridge, expert level.

People who gave children up for adoption, what do you say when people ask if you have any kids?

"used to"

What’s a common courtesy that’s become not so common nowadays?

Not being a cunt

What song is 10/10, yet no one has heard of it?

" I'd rather be with you" - Bootsy Collins. Younger folk probably don't know it, but it's 10/10.

What current technology, if brought back 50 years in to the past, would have the biggest impact?

I think if we would have started with taking climate change serious 50 years ago, when we were already warned about it, we could have really made a difference.

What's the size of your pecker in inches?

That's unfair. I haven't reached inches yet.

What's your best "I suck at this" moment?

Cooking: I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, up arrow pointing up. I closed the door and pressed the "popcorn" setting for the lowest time. I started the microwave. It caught on fire.

What's something you think people should take more seriously?

Psychological abuse especially with children. Though the scars and pain aren't visible they last far longer.

[SERIOUS] What is the most dangerous circumstance or situation an adult put you in when you were a kid, either carelessly or purposely?

I had a dad that fell into alcoholism, drunk driving is a lazy answer so I'll say the most dangerous thing was when the house ran out of oil so he brought in a warehouse space heater to keep the house warm. Between the fire hazard and CO2 I imagine there are a lot of timelines I didn't make it lol

(Serious) How do you find meaning in your day-to-day lives?

I don't feel like my day to day life *needs* meaning. Meaning is found long term.

What’s your favourite quote of all time?

Smell this, it’s ok.

What is the one thing on your bucket list that you want to do?

Do a score for a movie

People who respond "I listen to everything." when asked, "What kind of music do you listen to?" - What kind/genre of music are you actually listening to in the car/shower/etc?

I mean it depends on my mood. When I'm feeling really lost and uncertain of things, I like alternative pop, when I'm feeling like getting lit, I like punk, rock, hair metal, 90s rap, when I'm feeling introspective I get out my indie, when I'm wanting to get pumped up and motivated I listen to pop and dance music. Get me in the right mindset and I'll be listening to country and bluegrass. Hell, I had a polka phase for a minute.

Folks from Oregon, what are some must-see places for tourists in Oregon?

I've heard rumors that they have a trail.

What's do you think the odds are of Peter Parker giving Aunt May his Peter tingle right now?

Aunt May is hot in the Tom Holland movies.

Were you ever in that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story?

Yea i was the sperm that won the race lad 1 out millions

People with allergies: why?

Definitely because I chose them. /s

What are some of the most creative “Yo Mama” jokes?

Yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth

what machine can make a faint beep sound, possibly relating to something within a retirement community, that has this pattern of beeps: •• •• ••?

Co2/smoke detector? People rarely change the batteries in these things and they'll beep like that until the end of eternity if the batteries aren't changed.

what’s the best song for late night drives?

Midnight City - M83

What did love look like to you when you were a child?

affection towards another person, friendship, doing things together, basically just being there for someone all the time.

If you had a reason to fight a tank, what would it be?

It threw my snacks on the ground

How was life different before the 2000s?

People didn’t shove their super edge-case political opinions in your face. They would mostly keep it to themselves and go with the norm. Now people explicitly try to rock the boat just for the fun of being a troll. With the internet it all spreads so quickly too.

How would your life be different if you were born the other gender?

i dont think thats how gender works mate, i think you mean sex.

What famous quote is really bad if it is said by Hitler?

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

How much is the average rent in your city for a 2 bedroom place?

House or apartment? How far from city center? So many variables here.

If a dog bites someone because they were provoked and felt threatened, should they be put down? Why or why not?

no, it was self defense. People need to be educated on how to act around dogs.

People who smear shit on the walls in the restrooms, why?

Never done this myself but this is the hard hitting type of question I come to this sub for

With planes being statistically so safe what is the reason of so many people being afraid of flying?

If you're not the one behind the controls you have no illusion of control.

How much dogecoin do you have in your wallet right now?

0. I'm against cryptocurrencies

What is something that should be taught in school but isn’t?

Personal finances- the powers of budgeting and compound interest.

What is the most Florida man thing you have seen in another place that is not Florida?

I met a kid that set up beer bottles in his bedroom, and shot at them with a 22. in his room. His mom was clinically psychotic too. She would tell all us kids that she could talk to a dead girl on the bike track. The dad was cool AF. He was a short bald sax player who didn't give a shit what you did as long as you STFU when Star Trek was on. Kansas trailer parks are crazy, man.

What did your parents tell you as a child that stuck with you ever since?

Don't be sorry. Be better. If you're ever offended, it's because you chose to be. If you ever choose to be offended, it's because you're pathetic. All you can do is all you can do. Are you hurt, or injured? If you're not injured, I don't want to know about it. No matter how bad a situation is, complaining will always make it worse. (After I fucked up from doing something stupid or got grounded) Was it worth it? (The answer was always No.)

What do you call those frozen summer treats that are long flavorful ice pouches normally sold in an orange netted bag?

Ice pops

Who is an underrated good dude ?

Jack Black

When was the last time someone was really mean to you?

I work tech support for a large internet provider. Just before my last shift ended.

Anime fans, who's the best swordsman skillwise in all of anime?

Cory from Cory in the House

People who have been on wathpeopledie, why do people walk past without helping?

Bystander effect.

When should you not use the phrase “getting your hands dirty”?

Wiping your ass?

When your cat is kneading its paws, what do you call it?

Making biscuits.

What are you favourite subtle psychological torture techniques/ways to break someone mentally?

Yeah I’m gonna say what the fuck dude

whats somthing so boring you actually fall asleep when doing or hearing of it?

Country music

The sun hasn't even set yet and you're already going to bed. Why?

It's hard to say no, When she's ready to go.

you became an assassin who is your first kill?

Whoever I get paid to kill.

What’s a “one hit wonder” that actually has several great song?

Dexy's Midnight Runners

(Ladies).. if a man is uncircumcised, would you consider it a deal breaker? If so, why? If not, why?

Not a lady but no, they don’t care. As long as men take care of themselves then it’s not an issue. It’s perfectly normal to not be circumcised.

The sun isn't even up yet, but you already are. Why?

Speak for yourself. It’s the middle of the night here.

irl a karen hits you what do you do?

Photograph the injuries, press criminal charges, and sue for medical expenses and pain/suffering.

What things are way more expensive than they should be?

College textbooks

Which childhood lie from your parents did you believe the longest?

Of course you're not adopted! Do you think we would have *chosen* you?

People who have worked at places that were anti-union: how exactly did they try to convince you that unions were evil?

By paying me a lot of money and giving me great benefits

What is so underrated that it actually annoys you?

How come people can't use the trashcans? What kind of parenting has lead to such a person that they just throw trash on the ground when there is a trashcan just next of you? Kind of makes me want to go all "Well ok... that's how you want to play, there are no rules, purge time it is..."

What/who is grossly misunderstood in history?

Nikola Tesla

Which is a "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it" moment you remember?

MY grandmother was on "life support"... she wasnt there... her body was literally decaying... I had to be straight up with my uncles to take her off life support.. it felt terrible and they havent really talked to me the same since but I felt terrible for my grandmother...

What is something that needs to be said?

Fuck every Kardashian and Jenner.

What are the craziest things you've experienced on Omegle ?

Nothing because there’s a bot stroking the dick every 6 skips

What's the most messed up thing you're aware someone has got away with?

A friends, friend got "revenge" on his ex by shooting her dog.

What movie do you think would have been great if it were in the x-men universe?

any porno

What are some uncommon nicknames to common names?

Topher for Christopher.

People who voted for biden in 2020 but will not be voting Democrat in 2022 and 2024, why did you change your mind?

I will NOT be voting for biden in 2024 ,and i didn't vote for him in 2020. Hes NOT my president!!! . Literally...im not American

How would you tell your parents not to adopt a black baby?

"Hey, you probably shouldn't be my friend anymore because I'm about to say some real racist shit right now..."

What makes uncircumcised penises look like diseased pig in a blankets?

Foreskin

What is your worst experience with tech illiterates?

I work in IT. Everyday is worse than the last.

What's your "I was totally joking, but they couldn't tell at all, so now I look like a total maniac" story?

My friends and I quote movies a lot in everyday conversation. Soon after I met my friends roommate (who also quotes movies), we got into a debate over something stupid and I dropped a classic line from Billy Madison. “We are all now dumber for having listened to it.” Etc. Well he got super pissed and called me a “braindead cocksucker”. We all just stopped and looked at him because he was clearly overreacting. Turns out he didn’t remember that line in the movie and he thought I was being 100% serious. I ended up moving into that apartment and we became good friends for several years. I remember bringing up this story to him and he cracked up because he knew the movie well but for some reason he didn’t get that I was just quoting.

If your life was a movie, what would it be called?

Cathy_2000: The movie

How has photo and video progressive technology actually entrapped our own souls and now we are a product of society?

This is what you call leading the question.

When was the last time you were happy?

Friday evening. Had a wonderful first date with this girl. 5 hours never felt so fast.

What the point of telling someone to kill themselves on PM regarding a subject the disagree with you about?

It's a power trip.

What would you tell Elon Musk if you saw him in a Mars habitat strolling around in a fursuit?

"Way to hollow out the economy, douchebag."

How do you guys clean your foreskin?

Why would I get rid of the flavor?

Which brand names are difficult to pronounce?

Lacroix

What is your favourite condiment and what is the most unusual way you use it?

Ketchup mix it with egg yolk

For those of you that have a tattoo, How old were you when you got your first tattoo? How old are you now and how many tattoos do you currently have? Any regrets?

I was 24 when I got my tattoo. I decided to embrace the zeitgeist of the time and place. My roommate made me wait a year. It inspired the idea for a second tattoo which I have not gotten yet. Well past 24 now. No regrats though. 😜

When did you realize your “love” wasnn’t actually your love?

When we both felt that we were tying too hard to make it work and it wasn’t working. We talked and decided to let it go. It was hurting more than giving us joy. After some time we talked again and realized we are better as friends with lots of love and respect for one another

Why do you hate yourself?

I feel like I'll never be good enough and I'll never get any better.

You are given the chance to prevent Hitler from being born, however, this changes history as well. What do think the world would look like now?

We wouldn’t have learned from past mistakes, and another authoritarian murdering dictator would rise again sometime

a karen hit you what do you do?

Get arrested for assaulting her hand with my skull.

What flashgame do you remember going online and playing?

Fireboy and Watergirl

whats a time you zoned out for a bit and why did you?

I was doing a presentation at work as an intern. I stopped speaking mid-sentence, and resumed about 20 seconds after. My friend described it as: someone pushed pause on you. I don't really know why I zoned out, it just happens sometimes.

What's the most ridiculous conspiracy you've ever heard of?

The covid vaccine has a tracking device

4,73. How much do you have left on your bank acc?

Like 7kish

Democrats who will not be voting for Biden this ext time around, what was the breaking point for you?

No matter how much any one dislikes him, he's still better than anyone the Repubs have unless you're talking about a primary challenge.

What fast food menu item do you wish existed?

Crispy bacon bacon is there - but it's just never crispy

What is more dissappointing than going to poop and your body saying "NOT TODAY"?

trying to poop and then barfing before you can turn around [food poisoning will make this happen]

What was the coolest thing you've seen a teacher do?

Some senior punched a girl in the hallway outside the class we were in and this dude ran out of the classroom and body checked that guy into another school district

Is it gay to suck your own dick? Why or why not?

If it's gay to suck your own dick, then it's also gay to jerk off. I would just stop worrying about what other people think about that sort of thing.

When should you judge a book by its cover?

When you've read the book

What are some words of advice you’d give to a 13 yr old kid?

Don't try to act like an adult or like you're super different from your peers. You'll look back and cringe I promise.

What common situations do you find extremely awkward?

Singing happy birthday to each other. Like can we stop doing that already? No one likes it

What's a character(fictional or not) that most people hate, but you actually like?

Sasuke. It's always weird seeing his constant hate, but Itachi love lol.