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Why’s it called Adam’s Apple when it was Eve who ate the fruit?	In that myth Adam ate the apple as well The term “Adam’s apple” comes from the notion that when he ate the forbidden fruit a piece got lodged in his throat That’s not part of the original myth
What happened on your near death experience?	i nearly died
People who were the maid of honor/best man and didn’t know the bride/groom, how did that turn out for you?	It was a boring wedding lol
[serious] What's your "good things happen when you least expect it" story?	My mom and I were at a trading card store, and they were selling Shining Fates: Shiny Vault Pokémon card packs in Japanese. They were $20 each so I begged my mom to get one. I chose a random pack and got a $200 Shiny Charizard V card.
What is the most painful thing you’ve gone through?	Physical: natural childbirth...5 times Emotional: fighting for custody of my daughter
What are some classics songs you have in your music library that you don't see many people talk about?	JERRY RAFERTTY RIGHT DOWN THE LINE
With transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard competing in the Olympics on behalf of New Zealand, how will the cisgendered female competitors compete?	Laurel is currently ranked 7th in the world among women in her weight category, so I suspect that those ranked 1st-6th have a good change of performing better than her.
What is your biggest regret?	Birth
[serious] what's something you learned from SexEd that was actually valuable information?	Don't do drugs, but if you are going to do drugs, only smoke pot, and only do it once. Don't have sex until you are married. But if you do, and you probably will, boys, wear a condom. tl;dr"Smoke Pot and wear condoms".
Tomorrow morning you wake up and find that you are the opposite of your current gender. What is the first thing you would do and why?	Everyone is going to say masturbate, why even ask?
What seemingly minor thing did you see the doctor for that saved your life?	Double vision
What one line movie spoiler can ruin the movie’s entire watching experience?	Luke wanted to bang his sister
How cybernetic are we actually when you consider we are a human species connected by metadata and location, phones, watches, networks and more?	It’s an interesting question, but really I don’t think we are any more cybernetic for those reasons than we are vehicles because we drive cars, or ovens because we cook. When the functions of all of our devices can be carried out by our bodies, or by devices placed within our bodies that we control as if they are part of our bodies, then we can consider ourselves cybernetic.
What is your favorite color combination?	I dig the olive and grey combination.
What is a movie you can enjoy just as much if you simply listened to the audio while doing work around the house?	Honestly… Legally Blonde is hilarious. Clever quips and dialogue.
Were you a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck, assuming you could chuck wood? Follow-up: where would you chuck said wood?	I would chuck as much wood as my woodchuck body could chuck
People whose parents decided not to "be" Santa, how do/did you feel about it?	I found out Santa was fake in kindergarten they stoped pretending after that as I was the youngest
[Serious] What made you believe in the paranormal after being a skeptic all these years?	For me it was the opposite. I used to believe in the paranormal until I realised it was unlikely to exist. There is no scientific evidence for it.
What’s a movie that you relate with differently as you age?	Blade Runner(82) I can only appreciate it at the age I’m at.
What is your right person but wrong timing story?	Dated a chick who was in medical school. Around her third year she said that during her last year of school she wanted to have a baby and take a year off before going to work. I was not down with that, I was 21 and wanted to keep partying and doing things without a kid tied to me. So we broke up 3 years later I ended up getting my now wife pregnant, about 5 years later my son was born, and she’s the pediatric surgeon who did his surgery a few months after. I love my wife now and couldn’t imagine a life without my kids. But she was an awesome person and we had much more in common than my wife and I do now.
What’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned in life, and how old were you when you learned it and incorporated it into your life?	NEVER RENT ANTZ WHEN BUGS LIFE IS AVALIABLE.
What is something that people should really stop doing?	Meth
When on Tinder do you find that women who match with you message you first?	Wait you guys get matches?
What would the absolute worst song be for karaoke?	Tequila
What would you do if offered a 1 billion dollar loan for 30 days, no interest?	Put it in my bank account so I could collect the 30-day interest on it, then pay it back.
What games did help you through this pandemic? Why?	the witcher III, and hades. Hades has this repetitive theme to it, so I can just turn it on and go on a couple of runs, without thinking much. The story is pretty interesting, but even if I don't advance it, I can go on a mindless run slashing monsters.
What law would you add/abolish?	Slow driving in the left lane rates a traffic ticket.
What's one song lyric or entire song that doesn't really make all that much sense?	HEY NOW YOUR AN ALL STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET MADE
What's a good example of a character being brought back to life properly? And what's a bad example of that?	Brian Griffin made storyline sense. Dan Connor made no sense in storyline.
What was the last thing that made you laugh until it hurt?	This episode of Friends where Joey... jk lolz. That show sucks
How long, how many generations before becoming indigenous?	More then 600, apparantly.
What’s a fact about you that you embellish to others?	I say I changed colleges. Really I flunked out of the first one by one point. I'm glad I did, though. The second college was way better.
What's the rarest thing you found at a yard sale or thrift store at a cheap price?	The city I live in has a huge book sale two or three times a year. Books are donated to the cause and the money goes to the local libraries. It's a 3-day event. The first day, all books are $3. Second day $2, and the third day, whatever's left is $1, even the huge hardcover art books. I found a pristine UK version first edition copy of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire for $2. Not a scratch on the book or the sleeve.
To those who have gone on a cruise, which one was it and what was the best or worst part of it?	Carnival out of Florida. 5 day. The worst part was the casino fistfights. Oh and the 36hrs of rough seas that basically shut the boat down. I got to see some old lady keel over and puke in the stairway. The best part was the amount of bikini tops, and the standup comedy was spot on!
What you know about rolling down in the deep?	when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
What role do you think of when you think of Johnny Depp?	Captain Jack.
What the dog doin'?	Hebe chillin.
What's the kindest and most memorable thing a customer has ever done?	Brought me Thanksgiving dinner because I had to work that day.
Whats somthing someones confessed to you that made you rethink everything?	The entire universe as you know it was created 10 seconds ago, along with all your memories
You can choose 1 power but the second person to reply chooses a side effect. What do you choose?	The ability to breathe underwater
What makes you giggle?	Getting hurt
What’s the obsession with Japanese anime?	Many of the show's have high quality writing and amazing animation
How long do homosapiens need to wear masks until the nose and mouth are socially genitalia?	My knees aren’t genitalia just because I wear trousers.
If you were big enough to eat the earth, what do you think it would taste like?	Uranus
When you start your car: do you wait for it to warm up or immediately pull off?	I "warm it up" but mostly because I'm getting my life together. Adjusting my seatbelt. Setting up the Bluetooth. Putting the mirrors back after my short wife drove.
Cat people, what do you want dog people to know about cats?	I love both. Cats can offer just as much love as dogs
If the electric grid went down and all electronics got fried from a solar flare, what would you do?	Reinvent electricity
What’s your best one liner?	I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
What is the weirdest dream someone has told you they had about you?	My best friend who happens to be a female saw me naked in one of her dreams... I think it's not fair cause now she's seen me and I haven't seen her! 😩😌
There is a 1/(5.2^61) Chance that when you slap a table, your hand will pass through it. Has anything like this ever happened to you?	No but once I slapped a chicken and cooked it.
You die, suddenly, you see “Would you like to start a new game?” What do you do?	Speed run! LETSS GOOOO!!!
What's a saying or phrase in another language that makes no sense when translated into English?	The rough equivalent of something being cool/hip/interesting is “Que padre” in Latin American Spanish, literally is “what father”
What is a song lyric that you misheard or misunderstood for years?	The song cheerleader. I always thought they said oh I thought that I found myself a trillionaire. Until about 3 days ago when my daughters asked me to play cheerleader and I had no clue what song they were talking about.
If it’s so luxurious, why are you waiting in line for it?	ITS DEEP FRIED
What small purchase has benefitted you way more than you thought it would?	A condom
What is the proper amount of cream cheese to put on a bagel?	The whole container
What weird family recipes were you forced to eat as a kid?	Tuna casserole, still hate it.
What song has the worst lyrics of all time?	FARELL HAPPY
What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen in person?	I work in nursing. The most disturbing thing I ever saw was a man who vomited shit and died by choking on his own feces. We did CPR on him and the feces ran down his face and sprayed onto our arms and our face. The entire team was covered in shit when the event was done.
If you're bi-sexual, what's something you look for in one gender, that you don't look for in the other?	I like girls who are tomboys, and guys who are femboys.
What situation disproves the theory “what you don’t know can’t hurt you” ?	Poisoned water supply.
What are some signs you will feel/show when you realize you are falling hard for a girl?	I wouldn't say falling hard, but I work in an industry where there are a lot of smart, attractive women around. Whenever I'm talking to one and they bring up another guy I never care. I notice I might be liking them when I catch myself being bothered by it.
What’s the weirdest food combo you like to eat?	Lays bbq chips dipped in peanut butter
How do get rid of fruit flies?	Apple Cider Vinegar, Dish soap, Sugar, and Water, TRUST ME IT WORKS!
[Serious]How long do you keep your phone before upgrading it?	Until it breaks
What's the best thing you overheard when someone thought you weren't listening?	At a diner, in the booth next to me. Some guy ordered a Greek salad. “God, feta cheese tastes like nasty, dirty feet...good thing I’m into feet.”
Why do you love lewd buttplay?	IM A FAT GAY DRUNK TRUCKER. I MEAN COME ON MAN.
[serious] If you ever killed or tried to kill someone, what was it like, and what was the punishment you faced?	I received a bronze star.😔
What's a joke you heard years ago, that still makes you laugh?	Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he could not see that well.
Can you explain where you're from by poorly retelling an important historical event from your country/region?	Cheesesteak
Who is the most tragically flawed person that you still deeply admire?	Amy Winehouse
What's your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?	Fist full of dollars
[Serious] Do you think Capital Punishment is needed or not needed, and why?	I have to reject capital punishment on four points. 1)No one wrongfully convicted should be murdered. We live with imperfect systems. So innocent people will be murdered by the system. 2)The threat of punishment is rarely a deterrent. 3)Murdering a murder does nothing to set the score straight or balance the scales. 4)The state should not be granted the authority to murder citizens and residents.
What “unsolved mystery” has actually been solved?	Roanoak
How did you get over them?	Time
What’s the hardest you’ve ever been rejected, and what were the steps you took to cope with that rejection?	I biked to her house (highschool couldnt drive) and confessed how I felt. Really awkward, keep in mind I asked her out at school and she said no, don’t know why I didn’t again expecting a different answer but I didn’t care, it was closure. I am glad I had the balls to do it. I just focused on bettering myself just in sake of bettering myself. Moving forward means becoming a better version. Learn from it, appreciate it, and keep your head up. In college, I met a girl I REALLY CARED FOR Totally forgot about the girl in high school lol
January 2020. You know covid will strike. What would you do with everything you know now?	Pull out of the stock market and then buy back in at the bottom. Horde necessary supplies. Buy some lottery tickets. Wait.
What fictional product do you wish was real?	that thing on star trek which makes the food
What’s The Best Feeling?	Good fart and shit
If you were to be the first person to land on Mars, what would your first words be?	Where the alien hoes at?
What songs did you use as your Myspace profile songs?	"Everyday I'm Hustling"
As a student what do you want your teachers to understand?	ASS GRASS OR CASH NO BODY RIDES FOR FREE
For those of you that work in IT, why are the terms 'Master' and 'Slave' still frequently used? Are there no better terms?	Who cares.
What do you think about making your bed?	Impractical, it takes up time in the morning that i could use to sleep
What are you thinking about right now?	The same thing I think about every day Pinky..
Women who are squeamish or faint at the sight of blood… how? Don’t you deal with periods monthly?…	For me, my blood is fine. It's others blood. Knowing they got hurt, knowing what kind of stuff could be in the blood is what makes me sweemish. I used to handle that stuff just fine but as I got older, I've gone a bit soft.
What food from your country you would recommend to a tourist visiting your country?	HOT DOGS
What are your thoughts on income tax vs sales tax vs property tax?	My thoughts on tax in general is thievery
What documentary have you watched that you would recommend anyone to watch?	Food Inc. It should be required viewing in schools.
What Good Thing Is Giving You Anxiety Right Now?	Grandma is finally getting out of rehab after having major surgery! She's moving in with me! I have anxiety!
What’s your awkward ‘oh, wrong number’ story?	Ever since I was in middle school, I have been contacted by strangers asking to buy my 50 gallon steel drums. I'm in uni now and still getting calls and texts.
What made you move during quarantine?	Sold my house, new owner was surprisingly reluctant to let me stick around.
[serious] have you ever been arrested? If so what was it for, and what was you experience?	Standing in an empty road talking to my girlfriend in her car. Apparently in Oregon police think that’s weird, and worthy of charging me with “aggravated mischief”, whatever the hell that is . Of course in court the charge was dropped because not even the judge could figure out what I had actually done wrong.
What would you talk to Jeff Bezos about if you rode to space with him?	"So you really don't care about your warehouse workers at all, huh?" Gonna be an uncomfortable trip.
How do you heal a pimple properly after attempting to pop it before it was ready?	Doing what you should have done in the first place and leaving it the hell alone.
What would make videogames better?	No microtransactions
Who is the LAST person/group of people you would take life advice from?	Anyone who thinks the election was stolen.
Is "fighting feelings" for a girl a real thing? What kind of situation makes you not want to face those feelings?	When u know she doesn't feel the same, trying for a relationship would just be hopeless and it's emotionally exhausting to feel for someone so deeply and not have those feelings reciprocated. At that point ur better off just letting those feelings go and just having a friendship, otherwise it becomes painful for u and if she knows how u feel then it becomes uncomfortable for her
How would world be different if humans had mating seasons?	I think that it would be better. Everyone would focus on other things during the other times of the year. Thinking about sex all the time sucks. At least we'd be able to limit it.
What is the most unique music that you that you enjoy?	1980ish Japanese music, the song plastic love is a good example

Why’s it called Adam’s Apple when it was Eve who ate the fruit?

In that myth Adam ate the apple as well The term “Adam’s apple” comes from the notion that when he ate the forbidden fruit a piece got lodged in his throat That’s not part of the original myth

What happened on your near death experience?

i nearly died

People who were the maid of honor/best man and didn’t know the bride/groom, how did that turn out for you?

It was a boring wedding lol

[serious] What's your "good things happen when you least expect it" story?

My mom and I were at a trading card store, and they were selling Shining Fates: Shiny Vault Pokémon card packs in Japanese. They were $20 each so I begged my mom to get one. I chose a random pack and got a $200 Shiny Charizard V card.

What is the most painful thing you’ve gone through?

Physical: natural childbirth...5 times Emotional: fighting for custody of my daughter

What are some classics songs you have in your music library that you don't see many people talk about?

JERRY RAFERTTY RIGHT DOWN THE LINE

With transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard competing in the Olympics on behalf of New Zealand, how will the cisgendered female competitors compete?

Laurel is currently ranked 7th in the world among women in her weight category, so I suspect that those ranked 1st-6th have a good change of performing better than her.

What is your biggest regret?

Birth

[serious] what's something you learned from SexEd that was actually valuable information?

Don't do drugs, but if you are going to do drugs, only smoke pot, and only do it once. Don't have sex until you are married. But if you do, and you probably will, boys, wear a condom. tl;dr"Smoke Pot and wear condoms".

Tomorrow morning you wake up and find that you are the opposite of your current gender. What is the first thing you would do and why?

Everyone is going to say masturbate, why even ask?

What seemingly minor thing did you see the doctor for that saved your life?

Double vision

What one line movie spoiler can ruin the movie’s entire watching experience?

Luke wanted to bang his sister

How cybernetic are we actually when you consider we are a human species connected by metadata and location, phones, watches, networks and more?

It’s an interesting question, but really I don’t think we are any more cybernetic for those reasons than we are vehicles because we drive cars, or ovens because we cook. When the functions of all of our devices can be carried out by our bodies, or by devices placed within our bodies that we control as if they are part of our bodies, then we can consider ourselves cybernetic.

What is your favorite color combination?

I dig the olive and grey combination.

What is a movie you can enjoy just as much if you simply listened to the audio while doing work around the house?

Honestly… Legally Blonde is hilarious. Clever quips and dialogue.

Were you a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck, assuming you could chuck wood? Follow-up: where would you chuck said wood?

I would chuck as much wood as my woodchuck body could chuck

People whose parents decided not to "be" Santa, how do/did you feel about it?

I found out Santa was fake in kindergarten they stoped pretending after that as I was the youngest

[Serious] What made you believe in the paranormal after being a skeptic all these years?

For me it was the opposite. I used to believe in the paranormal until I realised it was unlikely to exist. There is no scientific evidence for it.

What’s a movie that you relate with differently as you age?

Blade Runner(82) I can only appreciate it at the age I’m at.

What is your right person but wrong timing story?

Dated a chick who was in medical school. Around her third year she said that during her last year of school she wanted to have a baby and take a year off before going to work. I was not down with that, I was 21 and wanted to keep partying and doing things without a kid tied to me. So we broke up 3 years later I ended up getting my now wife pregnant, about 5 years later my son was born, and she’s the pediatric surgeon who did his surgery a few months after. I love my wife now and couldn’t imagine a life without my kids. But she was an awesome person and we had much more in common than my wife and I do now.

What’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned in life, and how old were you when you learned it and incorporated it into your life?

NEVER RENT ANTZ WHEN BUGS LIFE IS AVALIABLE.

What is something that people should really stop doing?

Meth

When on Tinder do you find that women who match with you message you first?

Wait you guys get matches?

What would the absolute worst song be for karaoke?

Tequila

What would you do if offered a 1 billion dollar loan for 30 days, no interest?

Put it in my bank account so I could collect the 30-day interest on it, then pay it back.

What games did help you through this pandemic? Why?

the witcher III, and hades. Hades has this repetitive theme to it, so I can just turn it on and go on a couple of runs, without thinking much. The story is pretty interesting, but even if I don't advance it, I can go on a mindless run slashing monsters.

What law would you add/abolish?

Slow driving in the left lane rates a traffic ticket.

What's one song lyric or entire song that doesn't really make all that much sense?

HEY NOW YOUR AN ALL STAR GET THE SHOW ON GET MADE

What's a good example of a character being brought back to life properly? And what's a bad example of that?

Brian Griffin made storyline sense. Dan Connor made no sense in storyline.

What was the last thing that made you laugh until it hurt?

This episode of Friends where Joey... jk lolz. That show sucks

How long, how many generations before becoming indigenous?

More then 600, apparantly.

What’s a fact about you that you embellish to others?

I say I changed colleges. Really I flunked out of the first one by one point. I'm glad I did, though. The second college was way better.

What's the rarest thing you found at a yard sale or thrift store at a cheap price?

The city I live in has a huge book sale two or three times a year. Books are donated to the cause and the money goes to the local libraries. It's a 3-day event. The first day, all books are $3. Second day $2, and the third day, whatever's left is $1, even the huge hardcover art books. I found a pristine UK version first edition copy of Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire for $2. Not a scratch on the book or the sleeve.

To those who have gone on a cruise, which one was it and what was the best or worst part of it?

Carnival out of Florida. 5 day. The worst part was the casino fistfights. Oh and the 36hrs of rough seas that basically shut the boat down. I got to see some old lady keel over and puke in the stairway. The best part was the amount of bikini tops, and the standup comedy was spot on!

What you know about rolling down in the deep?

when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze

What role do you think of when you think of Johnny Depp?

Captain Jack.

What the dog doin'?

Hebe chillin.

What's the kindest and most memorable thing a customer has ever done?

Brought me Thanksgiving dinner because I had to work that day.

Whats somthing someones confessed to you that made you rethink everything?

The entire universe as you know it was created 10 seconds ago, along with all your memories

You can choose 1 power but the second person to reply chooses a side effect. What do you choose?

The ability to breathe underwater

What makes you giggle?

Getting hurt

What’s the obsession with Japanese anime?

Many of the show's have high quality writing and amazing animation

How long do homosapiens need to wear masks until the nose and mouth are socially genitalia?

My knees aren’t genitalia just because I wear trousers.

If you were big enough to eat the earth, what do you think it would taste like?

Uranus

When you start your car: do you wait for it to warm up or immediately pull off?

I "warm it up" but mostly because I'm getting my life together. Adjusting my seatbelt. Setting up the Bluetooth. Putting the mirrors back after my short wife drove.

Cat people, what do you want dog people to know about cats?

I love both. Cats can offer just as much love as dogs

If the electric grid went down and all electronics got fried from a solar flare, what would you do?

Reinvent electricity

What’s your best one liner?

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

What is the weirdest dream someone has told you they had about you?

My best friend who happens to be a female saw me naked in one of her dreams... I think it's not fair cause now she's seen me and I haven't seen her! 😩😌

There is a 1/(5.2^61) Chance that when you slap a table, your hand will pass through it. Has anything like this ever happened to you?

No but once I slapped a chicken and cooked it.

You die, suddenly, you see “Would you like to start a new game?” What do you do?

Speed run! LETSS GOOOO!!!

What's a saying or phrase in another language that makes no sense when translated into English?

The rough equivalent of something being cool/hip/interesting is “Que padre” in Latin American Spanish, literally is “what father”

What is a song lyric that you misheard or misunderstood for years?

The song cheerleader. I always thought they said oh I thought that I found myself a trillionaire. Until about 3 days ago when my daughters asked me to play cheerleader and I had no clue what song they were talking about.

If it’s so luxurious, why are you waiting in line for it?

ITS DEEP FRIED

What small purchase has benefitted you way more than you thought it would?

A condom

What is the proper amount of cream cheese to put on a bagel?

The whole container

What weird family recipes were you forced to eat as a kid?

Tuna casserole, still hate it.

What song has the worst lyrics of all time?

FARELL HAPPY

What’s the grossest thing you’ve seen in person?

I work in nursing. The most disturbing thing I ever saw was a man who vomited shit and died by choking on his own feces. We did CPR on him and the feces ran down his face and sprayed onto our arms and our face. The entire team was covered in shit when the event was done.

If you're bi-sexual, what's something you look for in one gender, that you don't look for in the other?

I like girls who are tomboys, and guys who are femboys.

What situation disproves the theory “what you don’t know can’t hurt you” ?

Poisoned water supply.

What are some signs you will feel/show when you realize you are falling hard for a girl?

I wouldn't say falling hard, but I work in an industry where there are a lot of smart, attractive women around. Whenever I'm talking to one and they bring up another guy I never care. I notice I might be liking them when I catch myself being bothered by it.

What’s the weirdest food combo you like to eat?

Lays bbq chips dipped in peanut butter

How do get rid of fruit flies?

Apple Cider Vinegar, Dish soap, Sugar, and Water, TRUST ME IT WORKS!

[Serious]How long do you keep your phone before upgrading it?

Until it breaks

What's the best thing you overheard when someone thought you weren't listening?

At a diner, in the booth next to me. Some guy ordered a Greek salad. “God, feta cheese tastes like nasty, dirty feet...good thing I’m into feet.”

Why do you love lewd buttplay?

IM A FAT GAY DRUNK TRUCKER. I MEAN COME ON MAN.

[serious] If you ever killed or tried to kill someone, what was it like, and what was the punishment you faced?

I received a bronze star.😔

What's a joke you heard years ago, that still makes you laugh?

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he could not see that well.

Can you explain where you're from by poorly retelling an important historical event from your country/region?

Cheesesteak

Who is the most tragically flawed person that you still deeply admire?

Amy Winehouse

What's your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?

Fist full of dollars

[Serious] Do you think Capital Punishment is needed or not needed, and why?

I have to reject capital punishment on four points. 1)No one wrongfully convicted should be murdered. We live with imperfect systems. So innocent people will be murdered by the system. 2)The threat of punishment is rarely a deterrent. 3)Murdering a murder does nothing to set the score straight or balance the scales. 4)The state should not be granted the authority to murder citizens and residents.

What “unsolved mystery” has actually been solved?

Roanoak

How did you get over them?

Time

What’s the hardest you’ve ever been rejected, and what were the steps you took to cope with that rejection?

I biked to her house (highschool couldnt drive) and confessed how I felt. Really awkward, keep in mind I asked her out at school and she said no, don’t know why I didn’t again expecting a different answer but I didn’t care, it was closure. I am glad I had the balls to do it. I just focused on bettering myself just in sake of bettering myself. Moving forward means becoming a better version. Learn from it, appreciate it, and keep your head up. In college, I met a girl I REALLY CARED FOR Totally forgot about the girl in high school lol

January 2020. You know covid will strike. What would you do with everything you know now?

Pull out of the stock market and then buy back in at the bottom. Horde necessary supplies. Buy some lottery tickets. Wait.

What fictional product do you wish was real?

that thing on star trek which makes the food

What’s The Best Feeling?

Good fart and shit

If you were to be the first person to land on Mars, what would your first words be?

Where the alien hoes at?

What songs did you use as your Myspace profile songs?

"Everyday I'm Hustling"

As a student what do you want your teachers to understand?

ASS GRASS OR CASH NO BODY RIDES FOR FREE

For those of you that work in IT, why are the terms 'Master' and 'Slave' still frequently used? Are there no better terms?

Who cares.

What do you think about making your bed?

Impractical, it takes up time in the morning that i could use to sleep

What are you thinking about right now?

The same thing I think about every day Pinky..

Women who are squeamish or faint at the sight of blood… how? Don’t you deal with periods monthly?…

For me, my blood is fine. It's others blood. Knowing they got hurt, knowing what kind of stuff could be in the blood is what makes me sweemish. I used to handle that stuff just fine but as I got older, I've gone a bit soft.

What food from your country you would recommend to a tourist visiting your country?

HOT DOGS

What are your thoughts on income tax vs sales tax vs property tax?

My thoughts on tax in general is thievery

What documentary have you watched that you would recommend anyone to watch?

Food Inc. It should be required viewing in schools.

What Good Thing Is Giving You Anxiety Right Now?

Grandma is finally getting out of rehab after having major surgery! She's moving in with me! I have anxiety!

What’s your awkward ‘oh, wrong number’ story?

Ever since I was in middle school, I have been contacted by strangers asking to buy my 50 gallon steel drums. I'm in uni now and still getting calls and texts.

What made you move during quarantine?

Sold my house, new owner was surprisingly reluctant to let me stick around.

[serious] have you ever been arrested? If so what was it for, and what was you experience?

Standing in an empty road talking to my girlfriend in her car. Apparently in Oregon police think that’s weird, and worthy of charging me with “aggravated mischief”, whatever the hell that is . Of course in court the charge was dropped because not even the judge could figure out what I had actually done wrong.

What would you talk to Jeff Bezos about if you rode to space with him?

"So you really don't care about your warehouse workers at all, huh?" Gonna be an uncomfortable trip.

How do you heal a pimple properly after attempting to pop it before it was ready?

Doing what you should have done in the first place and leaving it the hell alone.

What would make videogames better?

No microtransactions

Who is the LAST person/group of people you would take life advice from?

Anyone who thinks the election was stolen.

Is "fighting feelings" for a girl a real thing? What kind of situation makes you not want to face those feelings?

When u know she doesn't feel the same, trying for a relationship would just be hopeless and it's emotionally exhausting to feel for someone so deeply and not have those feelings reciprocated. At that point ur better off just letting those feelings go and just having a friendship, otherwise it becomes painful for u and if she knows how u feel then it becomes uncomfortable for her

How would world be different if humans had mating seasons?

I think that it would be better. Everyone would focus on other things during the other times of the year. Thinking about sex all the time sucks. At least we'd be able to limit it.

What is the most unique music that you that you enjoy?

1980ish Japanese music, the song plastic love is a good example