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What protagonist in a show or movie was actually a pretty crappy person?	Neo and Trinity murdered at least a dozen people in a lobby to rescue their friend. Those security guards had families.
How do superheroes get out of their supersuits?	Batman sprays himself with Batsuit repellent spray
Whats the weirdest date you have ever been on?	Finding out he’s a drug dealer on the date and was selling cocaine in the lounge he got us in to. Found out cause someone wanted to cop and asked me the price as if I was in on it. At the end of the date, he gave me his Gucci frames as a kind of I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. That lounge also had a signature drink, that was one the best tasting cocktails I ever had. It was like a freaking bad comedy overall lol.
What is your "I'm going to do something stupid and I know it" moment?	Anytime I say to myself "aw, screw it"! That never ends well lol!
What was your favorite part of the year 2006?	I was drowning in pussy in 2006 so probably that.
Military Personnel, what is the weirdest comment you have ever heard some senior to you, make?	You ever pee in a girls butt?
Which well known person would be a good candidate for Captain America style Super Soldier enhancements?	John Cena
What is your best take on how to consciously change your unconscious mind to alter behavior, patterns, and habits?	Start to meditate and learn abt ego, etc.
What has been the biggest disappointment in your life since you became an adult?	Chores don't end. They multiply. Particularly if you have kids.
What food makes you go “how the hell did they find out this is edible?”	also oysters "hey i found a rock with snot in it let's eat it"
What was your “oh shit… this is real life” moment?	2 seconds after I wake up.
What is something that you did in your past which now you think is fucked up? And why did you do it?	Pretty much everything I said politically during highschool. I was a dumb shit about politics then.
What's your stance regarding true gender equality?	Equal opportunity not equal outcome is my stance
Step 4 profit. What are steps 1,2, and 3?	Step 1: Cucumbers Step 2: Jar Step 3: #$@#$%#@ Step 4 : Profit
If you could change one thing in this world that humans generally cannot change, what would it be?	I'd get rid of all the excess carbon. Though then we'd just feel justified to pump it back out again...
What does water smell like?	Dihydrogen monoxide.
What was the deepest conversation that you had when the power was out?	What makes something a deep conversation?
What was your experience when calling a depression/suicide hotline?	They didn’t really help at all. But i got tired of being super depressed so i made dinner reservations for red lobster and now I’m more focused on that than how poopy i feel.
What’s something (good or bad) you don’t necessarily want to tell anyone in particular but just want someone to hear?	I may be quiet and socially awkward at times, but I genuinely enjoy being around people and just observing and listening and feeling like a part of something. It doesn’t mean I’m having a bad time or I don’t like you, I’m just very content not being the center of attention. If you talk to me I’ll love to talk to you too, I just don’t initiate it very often.
What’s the best way to reply to, “You wanna fight?	"No, but if you insist..."
What is the biggest band your aware of that you don't think you have ever actually listened to?	Grateful Dead
Screw politics what’s your favorite cheese?	I'm a simple man. Muenster.
What's the worst show on TV currently?	Does Riverdale count?
What’s a universally loved thing that you can’t get the hype of?	Iphones
What's that one childhood memory you have that you still can't tell if it was reality or a dream?	That one time a fly flew into my throatband I almost choked to death.
What is something that you do every day that you hate, but you do it anyway for the greater good of your well-being?	Go to work Damn if I could win the lottery or somethin
How does one overcompensate for the fact that they have a below average penis?	Big truck with a lift and massive truck nuts and huge American flags
How would the internet have developed in the 90’s without Reaganomics/neoliberalism?	Same way it did in reality, porn.
What is your obscure hobby?	Lockpicking. Very useful skill to have too.
At night when you were a kid did your parents leave the kitchen light on so you didn’t get robbed or turn the light off so you didn’t get murdered?	How does turning the light off prevent murder?
If you could replace one word in a movie title with Karen, what would it be?	Throw Karen from the Train Star Wars, Episode 1: The Karen Menace
What is the craziest fact you know about space?	Thinking about space leads to questions that can't be asked like: if the universe is expanding, what is it expanding INTO?
How do Mormons have sex?	They get permission from the 13 year old girl's parents first.
Whats your idea of living a life of luxury?	Being able to pay taxes fully
What three emojis describe you right..... NOW!?	🍑🍆🤛
People from other countries, what do you think of Singapore?	I really like their flag
Those of you who consistently drive below the speed limit. Why?	It is a "limit," isn't it? As in, "don't go above it?"
Did you ever imagine being interviewed about your life during a talk show?	No. Most boring interview ever.
If we were reading a history book of the current generation, what lessor known/talked about event would you want to ensure was included?	How tiktok fucked everyone’s brain up
Just seen a 15 second ad for the walking dead. Those who still watch, what the fuck happened to everyone and what's going on?	I stopped watching when Negan had everyone lined up on the ground. I think the show should have ended when they walked into that fortified town (not the Governor, the good one later)
What's something you do that you didn't realize was weird until someone pointed it out to you?	I'm quiet. Apparently that's seen as weird.
What's the one thing you own that makes you absolutely infuriated?	Debt
If you put your 2 year old "male son" into dance. He will end up a member of the LGBT once he is old enough to understand what is happening. No?	I about had a stroke trying to understand this question
How is your country dealing with covid?	The US? Like children. Los Angeles started requiring masks again Saturday night. Saturday afternoon, about 25% of people in Costco, shoppers and employees alike, weren’t bothering to wear one. I really don’t understand how people can’t figure out how this works.
You are about to be executed on death row; what would be your last meal?	The Warden's wife
What’s your opinion? Should a parent have right to physical discipline their child without going too far?	If you shouldn't hit an adult, you shouldn't hit a child.
What is something from the past that you would like to bring to the present?	Jimi Hendrix
If a child over the age of 10 gets put up for adoption, what are the chances they will get adopted?	Foster children have way less of a chance of being adopted into another family. It's quite sad
What is the worst news you could deliver to someone via surprise party?	Surprise! your momma's dead your momma's dead have a slice of cake but your momma's deeeeeeeead!
What sound drives you up a goddamn wall?	"I have a CUE-pon for that."
What do most people worry about that they shouldn’t worry about?	What others think of them. Everyone is living their own lives, no one really gives a shit about you.
When did you feel like you were the only one thinking logically in a situation?	Every single day in science my sophomore year and most likely junior too
What common things say “I make good financial decisions.”?	A nice house and a 10+ year old car in great shape in the driveway.
What Quote do you wish everybody could hear?	"No pain no gain"
What is your favorite album of all time? One you can listen to from front to back?	“Rumors” by Fleetwood Mac is flawless.
When Covid-19 started people starting doing crazy stuff in an attempt to prove it was fake. What crazy stuff would people do when a zombie apocalypse started?	get bit to prove it’s actually just government robots
What does English sound like to non-native speakers?	https://youtu.be/yU2wkD-gbzI
It’s late here. What do you want to talk about?	Unicorns and serial killers
Anyone else like to ruin songs by changing the lyrics to something else really funny or crude if so what is it?	Yes, but in a special way. I live in Quebec, where the majority of people speak both french and english. This allows me to do this: Take english song lyrics, translate them as literally and wrongly as possible into french. It's almost always funny. For example, All Stars is absolutely insane when translated in this way.
Why did you and your SO break up?	Because they started dating someone else, ignoring my imaginary relationship with em. How rude.
What's your story of being infatuated/ falling inlove with your cousin and how did it end up?	It was a brief but white hot sexual affair that only lasted a summer. We're still in touch but we don't hook up nearly as often as we did at the time, where we simply couldn't get enough of one another. But we have other people in our lives now, and distance is a factor.
If you could charge an hourly rate for being alive based on your personality, talents, looks, and whatever else you bring to the table, at what rate do you value your time?	About tree fiddy
Just using emojis (no flags), where do you want to travel to?	🛥🏎🏎☀️💶
What is something that infuriates you but really shouldn't?	When people eat soup with a fork it bothers me much more then it sould.
What was the worst part about the year 2006?	Saying goodbye to 2005 I miss 2005…
What makes life worth living to you?	Drinking alcohol.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve woken up to?	Lots of machine guns firing and a bunch of WW2 jeeps rolling down my street. Apparently there was a reenactment going on at the park by my house that I didnt know about.
If you saw your doppelgänger in Public, would you approach them, and if so what would you say?	I'm so sorry
If the Mormon church was established today, how would the internet impact the establishment of the Mormon LDS church?	Someone would mistype and say LSD, it would get a permanent ban from all platforms. There'd also be a lot of people coming out not supporting polygamy and some creating equality in the religion where women could have many husbands too.
Which word(s) do you always mess up pronouncing?	unfortunately
What is the most hard-hitting quote you’ve ever seen?	A normal man would complain about a hole in there pocket, an intellectual would use it to itch their balls
What is one song you remember hearing everywhere at one point?	Gangman Style.
People who regularly play the lottery, how much money would you estimate you’ve gained or lost over time?	I have bought one scratch ticket for ten bucks. I won ten bucks. That’s it lol
People who buy stuff, What's your worst customer service experience story?	People who buy stuff? I’m more interested in hearing from the people who DON’T buy stuff.
Those who have lived entire lives during a psychedelic trip, what was your experience like?	Enlightening
What is your favourite fast food place?	Wendy's or taco bell.
What’s the best thing you ever bought off EBay?	Their silence
You are now having sex with the last video game character you have played as. What is your situation?	Looks like I’m going to jail.
Are you a morning person or not? Why?	No beacuse no
How do you still have the will to keep going?	I'm just biding my time until the next pumpkin season at Trader Joe's
What is your favourite use of music in movies?	As soundtracks.
What makes enemies become friends?	Common enemy
What's something common that you've never actually done before?	Taken a city bus as an adult.
What did you have for dinner?	Ur moms ass
What's evidence that you are very clumsy?	I dropped my phone 3 times writing this
“Theodor Adorno has a very unique critique of what he considers the culture industry. In what ways is his critique on the culture industry and mass consumption of consumer goods valid?” Can someone break this down or explain?	Theodor Adorno has said something regarding the culture industry and you have to explain why what he said is good.
What is the most incorrect statement you’ve ever heard?	Vaccines cause autism.
What trait or thing just screams “I’m a yuppie!”??	"Yeah, so I'm a software engineer from Google. I commute to work on my vintage 1995 Schwinn tricycle from my $3,500 per month one bedroom apartment I share with my 5 roommates. Yeah, I enjoy craft beer. Yeah, I'll take a PBR."
Which movies are likely to become future cult classics?	Blade Runner 2049 and Brick
Generally in the US there is a gender gap in enrollment at colleges. Women outnumber men. What do you think higher education should do to address this growing problem?	I think feminism in general is greatly inspiring more women to go to college and achieve greatness while masculine culture is not really pushing for 'more' enrollment in college, and rather the number is stagnated. I think its more of a cultural thing, and we need to inspire men in a way that is healthy and similar to that of modern feminism movement towards academia
What would you say moist vagina feels like on penis?	r/hornyjail
How can you download pictures from your iPhone to a flash drive without iTunes?	Depending on how many pictures we’re talking about you could try uploading them to google drive on your phone then downloading them onto the flash drive on your computer.
What is/was your Grandmother like?	Which one... out of the 4 - Deceased (63 years old - would be 67) - Still alive, live in a condo alone since her spouse died years ago. Sweet lady, very respectful and full of love. (76 years old) - Still alive, live in a house alone since she's single (divorce). Sweet lady with a profound love for kiddos and sport, a real fighter (figurative) (74 years old) - Still alive, live in a house with her spouse. Also sweet but not very near emotionally her that much. Her spouse is a old French dude. (Maybe 75 years old ?)
What golden opportunity did you just barely miss?	I once dated the cutest girl around. She seemed to be really in love with me. But nah, I was an idiot.
When someone finds out where you're from, what are they likely to ask you?	If I'm a liberal. I feel like people in the south sniff out people who they can hate.
Can landlords in California withhold deposits for repainting the walls after 3 years of living there, dust in the window tracks, "dirty" closet mirror doors, dusty drapes, dusty door windows, minor carpet stains, and water residue on the shower glass door?	Most landlords are expected to paint every three to five years in Cali. The rest could be part of a cleaning requirement - but you could ask for receipts. In fact after moving out - anytime you don't get a full security deposit back, you want to see evidence of costs.
What is something that happens in tv shows that never happens in reality?	"hey random nerd in the bathroom at a high school, take some of my expensive drugs for free or you're not cool and I'll beat you up!"
What video game impacted you the most in your life?	Had to be GTA Liberty City. I was moved to a night shift and couldn't sleep so I just played that when I was off. I don't know if it was lack of sleep or the game along with that but I legitimately was thinking about mowing people over on the side of the road. I didn't of course but that was fucked up
You know you’ve reached adulthood when……?	You pay all of your own bills on time and in full.
What’s a weird or creepy event that took place in your area, or a frequent place you go to?	The last people to live in the house I grew up in were victims of a double homicide inside the home and they only caught the guy 24 years after he did it whilst I was living there, even creepier was some people said they had seen him walking the fields near the house a couple times before he was arrested which is the way they think he used to sneak there on that night.

What protagonist in a show or movie was actually a pretty crappy person?

Neo and Trinity murdered at least a dozen people in a lobby to rescue their friend. Those security guards had families.

How do superheroes get out of their supersuits?

Batman sprays himself with Batsuit repellent spray

Whats the weirdest date you have ever been on?

Finding out he’s a drug dealer on the date and was selling cocaine in the lounge he got us in to. Found out cause someone wanted to cop and asked me the price as if I was in on it. At the end of the date, he gave me his Gucci frames as a kind of I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. That lounge also had a signature drink, that was one the best tasting cocktails I ever had. It was like a freaking bad comedy overall lol.

What is your "I'm going to do something stupid and I know it" moment?

Anytime I say to myself "aw, screw it"! That never ends well lol!

What was your favorite part of the year 2006?

I was drowning in pussy in 2006 so probably that.

Military Personnel, what is the weirdest comment you have ever heard some senior to you, make?

You ever pee in a girls butt?

Which well known person would be a good candidate for Captain America style Super Soldier enhancements?

John Cena

What is your best take on how to consciously change your unconscious mind to alter behavior, patterns, and habits?

Start to meditate and learn abt ego, etc.

What has been the biggest disappointment in your life since you became an adult?

Chores don't end. They multiply. Particularly if you have kids.

What food makes you go “how the hell did they find out this is edible?”

also oysters "hey i found a rock with snot in it let's eat it"

What was your “oh shit… this is real life” moment?

2 seconds after I wake up.

What is something that you did in your past which now you think is fucked up? And why did you do it?

Pretty much everything I said politically during highschool. I was a dumb shit about politics then.

What's your stance regarding true gender equality?

Equal opportunity not equal outcome is my stance

Step 4 profit. What are steps 1,2, and 3?

Step 1: Cucumbers Step 2: Jar Step 3: #$@#$%#@ Step 4 : Profit

If you could change one thing in this world that humans generally cannot change, what would it be?

I'd get rid of all the excess carbon. Though then we'd just feel justified to pump it back out again...

What does water smell like?

Dihydrogen monoxide.

What was the deepest conversation that you had when the power was out?

What makes something a deep conversation?

What was your experience when calling a depression/suicide hotline?

They didn’t really help at all. But i got tired of being super depressed so i made dinner reservations for red lobster and now I’m more focused on that than how poopy i feel.

What’s something (good or bad) you don’t necessarily want to tell anyone in particular but just want someone to hear?

I may be quiet and socially awkward at times, but I genuinely enjoy being around people and just observing and listening and feeling like a part of something. It doesn’t mean I’m having a bad time or I don’t like you, I’m just very content not being the center of attention. If you talk to me I’ll love to talk to you too, I just don’t initiate it very often.

What’s the best way to reply to, “You wanna fight?

"No, but if you insist..."

What is the biggest band your aware of that you don't think you have ever actually listened to?

Grateful Dead

Screw politics what’s your favorite cheese?

I'm a simple man. Muenster.

What's the worst show on TV currently?

Does Riverdale count?

What’s a universally loved thing that you can’t get the hype of?

Iphones

What's that one childhood memory you have that you still can't tell if it was reality or a dream?

That one time a fly flew into my throatband I almost choked to death.

What is something that you do every day that you hate, but you do it anyway for the greater good of your well-being?

Go to work Damn if I could win the lottery or somethin

How does one overcompensate for the fact that they have a below average penis?

Big truck with a lift and massive truck nuts and huge American flags

How would the internet have developed in the 90’s without Reaganomics/neoliberalism?

Same way it did in reality, porn.

What is your obscure hobby?

Lockpicking. Very useful skill to have too.

At night when you were a kid did your parents leave the kitchen light on so you didn’t get robbed or turn the light off so you didn’t get murdered?

How does turning the light off prevent murder?

If you could replace one word in a movie title with Karen, what would it be?

Throw Karen from the Train Star Wars, Episode 1: The Karen Menace

What is the craziest fact you know about space?

Thinking about space leads to questions that can't be asked like: if the universe is expanding, what is it expanding INTO?

How do Mormons have sex?

They get permission from the 13 year old girl's parents first.

Whats your idea of living a life of luxury?

Being able to pay taxes fully

What three emojis describe you right..... NOW!?

🍑🍆🤛

People from other countries, what do you think of Singapore?

I really like their flag

Those of you who consistently drive below the speed limit. Why?

It is a "limit," isn't it? As in, "don't go above it?"

Did you ever imagine being interviewed about your life during a talk show?

No. Most boring interview ever.

If we were reading a history book of the current generation, what lessor known/talked about event would you want to ensure was included?

How tiktok fucked everyone’s brain up

Just seen a 15 second ad for the walking dead. Those who still watch, what the fuck happened to everyone and what's going on?

I stopped watching when Negan had everyone lined up on the ground. I think the show should have ended when they walked into that fortified town (not the Governor, the good one later)

What's something you do that you didn't realize was weird until someone pointed it out to you?

I'm quiet. Apparently that's seen as weird.

What's the one thing you own that makes you absolutely infuriated?

Debt

If you put your 2 year old "male son" into dance. He will end up a member of the LGBT once he is old enough to understand what is happening. No?

I about had a stroke trying to understand this question

How is your country dealing with covid?

The US? Like children. Los Angeles started requiring masks again Saturday night. Saturday afternoon, about 25% of people in Costco, shoppers and employees alike, weren’t bothering to wear one. I really don’t understand how people can’t figure out how this works.

You are about to be executed on death row; what would be your last meal?

The Warden's wife

What’s your opinion? Should a parent have right to physical discipline their child without going too far?

If you shouldn't hit an adult, you shouldn't hit a child.

What is something from the past that you would like to bring to the present?

Jimi Hendrix

If a child over the age of 10 gets put up for adoption, what are the chances they will get adopted?

Foster children have way less of a chance of being adopted into another family. It's quite sad

What is the worst news you could deliver to someone via surprise party?

Surprise! your momma's dead your momma's dead have a slice of cake but your momma's deeeeeeeead!

What sound drives you up a goddamn wall?

"I have a CUE-pon for that."

What do most people worry about that they shouldn’t worry about?

What others think of them. Everyone is living their own lives, no one really gives a shit about you.

When did you feel like you were the only one thinking logically in a situation?

Every single day in science my sophomore year and most likely junior too

What common things say “I make good financial decisions.”?

A nice house and a 10+ year old car in great shape in the driveway.

What Quote do you wish everybody could hear?

"No pain no gain"

What is your favorite album of all time? One you can listen to from front to back?

“Rumors” by Fleetwood Mac is flawless.

When Covid-19 started people starting doing crazy stuff in an attempt to prove it was fake. What crazy stuff would people do when a zombie apocalypse started?

get bit to prove it’s actually just government robots

What does English sound like to non-native speakers?

https://youtu.be/yU2wkD-gbzI

It’s late here. What do you want to talk about?

Unicorns and serial killers

Anyone else like to ruin songs by changing the lyrics to something else really funny or crude if so what is it?

Yes, but in a special way. I live in Quebec, where the majority of people speak both french and english. This allows me to do this: Take english song lyrics, translate them as literally and wrongly as possible into french. It's almost always funny. For example, All Stars is absolutely insane when translated in this way.

Why did you and your SO break up?

Because they started dating someone else, ignoring my imaginary relationship with em. How rude.

What's your story of being infatuated/ falling inlove with your cousin and how did it end up?

It was a brief but white hot sexual affair that only lasted a summer. We're still in touch but we don't hook up nearly as often as we did at the time, where we simply couldn't get enough of one another. But we have other people in our lives now, and distance is a factor.

If you could charge an hourly rate for being alive based on your personality, talents, looks, and whatever else you bring to the table, at what rate do you value your time?

About tree fiddy

Just using emojis (no flags), where do you want to travel to?

🛥🏎🏎☀️💶

What is something that infuriates you but really shouldn't?

When people eat soup with a fork it bothers me much more then it sould.

What was the worst part about the year 2006?

Saying goodbye to 2005 I miss 2005…

What makes life worth living to you?

Drinking alcohol.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve woken up to?

Lots of machine guns firing and a bunch of WW2 jeeps rolling down my street. Apparently there was a reenactment going on at the park by my house that I didnt know about.

If you saw your doppelgänger in Public, would you approach them, and if so what would you say?

I'm so sorry

If the Mormon church was established today, how would the internet impact the establishment of the Mormon LDS church?

Someone would mistype and say LSD, it would get a permanent ban from all platforms. There'd also be a lot of people coming out not supporting polygamy and some creating equality in the religion where women could have many husbands too.

Which word(s) do you always mess up pronouncing?

unfortunately

What is the most hard-hitting quote you’ve ever seen?

A normal man would complain about a hole in there pocket, an intellectual would use it to itch their balls

What is one song you remember hearing everywhere at one point?

Gangman Style.

People who regularly play the lottery, how much money would you estimate you’ve gained or lost over time?

I have bought one scratch ticket for ten bucks. I won ten bucks. That’s it lol

People who buy stuff, What's your worst customer service experience story?

People who buy stuff? I’m more interested in hearing from the people who DON’T buy stuff.

Those who have lived entire lives during a psychedelic trip, what was your experience like?

Enlightening

What is your favourite fast food place?

Wendy's or taco bell.

What’s the best thing you ever bought off EBay?

Their silence

You are now having sex with the last video game character you have played as. What is your situation?

Looks like I’m going to jail.

Are you a morning person or not? Why?

No beacuse no

How do you still have the will to keep going?

I'm just biding my time until the next pumpkin season at Trader Joe's

What is your favourite use of music in movies?

As soundtracks.

What makes enemies become friends?

Common enemy

What's something common that you've never actually done before?

Taken a city bus as an adult.

What did you have for dinner?

Ur moms ass

What's evidence that you are very clumsy?

I dropped my phone 3 times writing this

“Theodor Adorno has a very unique critique of what he considers the culture industry. In what ways is his critique on the culture industry and mass consumption of consumer goods valid?” Can someone break this down or explain?

Theodor Adorno has said something regarding the culture industry and you have to explain why what he said is good.

What is the most incorrect statement you’ve ever heard?

Vaccines cause autism.

What trait or thing just screams “I’m a yuppie!”??

"Yeah, so I'm a software engineer from Google. I commute to work on my vintage 1995 Schwinn tricycle from my $3,500 per month one bedroom apartment I share with my 5 roommates. Yeah, I enjoy craft beer. Yeah, I'll take a PBR."

Which movies are likely to become future cult classics?

Blade Runner 2049 and Brick

Generally in the US there is a gender gap in enrollment at colleges. Women outnumber men. What do you think higher education should do to address this growing problem?

I think feminism in general is greatly inspiring more women to go to college and achieve greatness while masculine culture is not really pushing for 'more' enrollment in college, and rather the number is stagnated. I think its more of a cultural thing, and we need to inspire men in a way that is healthy and similar to that of modern feminism movement towards academia

What would you say moist vagina feels like on penis?

r/hornyjail

How can you download pictures from your iPhone to a flash drive without iTunes?

Depending on how many pictures we’re talking about you could try uploading them to google drive on your phone then downloading them onto the flash drive on your computer.

What is/was your Grandmother like?

Which one... out of the 4 - Deceased (63 years old - would be 67) - Still alive, live in a condo alone since her spouse died years ago. Sweet lady, very respectful and full of love. (76 years old) - Still alive, live in a house alone since she's single (divorce). Sweet lady with a profound love for kiddos and sport, a real fighter (figurative) (74 years old) - Still alive, live in a house with her spouse. Also sweet but not very near emotionally her that much. Her spouse is a old French dude. (Maybe 75 years old ?)

What golden opportunity did you just barely miss?

I once dated the cutest girl around. She seemed to be really in love with me. But nah, I was an idiot.

When someone finds out where you're from, what are they likely to ask you?

If I'm a liberal. I feel like people in the south *sniff out* people who they can hate.

Can landlords in California withhold deposits for repainting the walls after 3 years of living there, dust in the window tracks, "dirty" closet mirror doors, dusty drapes, dusty door windows, minor carpet stains, and water residue on the shower glass door?

Most landlords are expected to paint every three to five years in Cali. The rest could be part of a cleaning requirement - but you could ask for receipts. In fact after moving out - anytime you don't get a full security deposit back, you want to see evidence of costs.

What is something that happens in tv shows that never happens in reality?

"hey random nerd in the bathroom at a high school, take some of my expensive drugs for free or you're not cool and I'll beat you up!"

What video game impacted you the most in your life?

Had to be GTA Liberty City. I was moved to a night shift and couldn't sleep so I just played that when I was off. I don't know if it was lack of sleep or the game along with that but I legitimately was thinking about mowing people over on the side of the road. I didn't of course but that was fucked up

You know you’ve reached adulthood when……?

You pay all of your own bills on time and in full.

What’s a weird or creepy event that took place in your area, or a frequent place you go to?

The last people to live in the house I grew up in were victims of a double homicide inside the home and they only caught the guy 24 years after he did it whilst I was living there, even creepier was some people said they had seen him walking the fields near the house a couple times before he was arrested which is the way they think he used to sneak there on that night.