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For those of you who’ve built a house, what didn’t you do / add / include you wish you would have?
Single story. You get older, stairs get harder
When was a time you turned a bully/asshole into a friend, how did you make it happen?
Fellow assholes gravitate towards each other. It's nature.
You're little willy just got an hard-on. What happened?
The wind blew
What fear do you have that you thought was irrational until it actually happened?
Gum disease. Had dreams about it all my life. Now its happening
Anyone out there hoard emails and never delete any in case they would need to look it up in the future? Why or why not?
I never delete emails, but I do organize them with folders (work) or with tags (personal gmail). I keep things neat by archiving the things I probably won't need and of course deleting anything with large attachments.
Would the discovery of ghosts or aliens have a greater impact on humanity? Why?
Everyone would start believing in a lot more things like god
Which country would you visit again?
All of them
People living in a country, what are your thoughts on any other country ?
Some countries are good, some are bad.
What is something that makes someone instantly likeable to you?
A sharp wit that isn’t degrading to people
You’re now the opposite of your username. What are you now?
Abnormal Child Woman
What piece of advice did you receive as a kid that resonated more as you got older?
The world doesn't give a damn about you and when you need help, don't look to rest of the world to save you.
What do you know about Wales (the country) and what is the first thing that comes to mind?
When I hear Welsh spoken it makes sense. When I see it written it is incomprehensible. My only conclusion is that the English alphabet does not accurately reflect Welsh
Happily married or in a relationship users, when did you know for sure that she/he was “The One”?
People change constantly. You'll never "find" the one, you chose to be the one. The mindset of shopping for someone until they "fit" just sets you up for failure when they don't
What is the dumbest excuse you have ever heard/made?
I once made the excuse that eating sugar confuses me, and thus I can't answer questions
People who live in Japan, what are your thoughts on the upcoming olympics?
At this point I just want to get it over with. Let it happen, I’ll be supporting my country from home.
Does the world need a Karen rating system and how simple or complex should it be?
No, everyone should just ignore them.
What has the most annoying cult following?
Scientology........or BTS
When was the first time you hit a hookah?
I was 18 and ended up working at the hookah lounge for the next 2 years.
What is a super power that is underrated that you would want?
Probability manipulation (Luck)
What are you most insecure about?
My long eyelashes
Which city would you like to visit again and why?
Seattle. I saw a guy throwing fish in a market. It changed me.
Suppose Covid-19 never existed. How different does your life look?
Pretty much the same but I'd still have my mom.
What battles in history seemed evenly matched but it turns out one of the leaders was playing checkers while the other was in fact playing hardcore chess?
World War 2 : The Battle for the Pacific
What is a “vs.” movie that you want to see?
The Rock vs A Hard Place
Hello fellow League of Legends players, what are the best tips for climbing in LoL??
Never play it, best advice🙏🏻🙏🏻
What is the best example of meta humor in a movie, TV show, or any other media?
Probably not "The Best" but, there's a scene in a later episode of the Simpsons where they mention how Skinner is actually Tamzarian and how no one talked about it again. Referring to the infamous episode "The Principal and the Pauper".
Why do you suck at your job?
I'm very good at it, but refuse to do my very best as to avoid getting a promotion.
What tv show or movie did you like but the more you watched it you came to hate it ?
Heroes after the first season. I kept watching thinking it’s gotta get better, but nope. All the way to its cancellation.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Being alive
If all of the canines in the world (dogs, wolves, coyotes, jackals) went to war with all felines (cats, tigers, pumas, lynx, etc), which side would emerge the winner?
Cats. They're apex predators. Tigers are much larger than any canine.
What is a godly game you wish everyone got the chance to play?
Rogue Galaxy. sadly, its stuck on playstation.
What's something your parents bought but you use it more that them?
Fleshlights
Whats that one playstation 2 game you remember playing ?
Def Jam - Fight For New York
What is one of the weirdest interactions you've had or seen at a strip club?
A dancer asked if I could see her tampon
Just say every time you jerk off to someone the person you jerk off to feels a slight electric shock. Who would most likely die of electrocution if this was the case?
Gary Busey
People who have lost their parent/s, how has Mother/Father's day affected you?
No different than any other day. Hurts just the same.
What’s your favorite discord community you’ve been in?
The one for an obscure French drone artist I love. There are like 8 regular users and it's super chill.
If you had to pick 1 movie from the 80's, 90's and 2000's, (list 3, no explanation needed) what would your 3 movies be?
Ishtar, Batman & Robin, Gigli
What moment made you think “maybe drugs aren’t for me”?
During an illness I was given both morphine and fentanyl. The doctor was sure I was going to die and wanted me to be happy when I did. This was over ten years ago. I still occasionally stop and think about how good that shit was. I figured out really quick like that if I survived that ordeal that I needed to stay the fuck away from drugs or I'd fuck my life up. I'd have zero control.
What is a better TV, Samsung TU7000 or AU8000?
LG is better than both. Samsung is overrated. Samsungs use an android OS, LG’s use their own WebOS, which is much smoother, efficient, stable, and easy to use.
What was your Butterfly Effect moment - that event in your life that seemed inconsequential at the time but ended up having a profound effect on your life?
Went to university in a different country, expecting to return to my home country after 4 years but ended up staying.
What is the future of technology?
Become human
What is something you’ll always do no matter how old you get?
Play video games.
What's a decision you made that changed your life for the better?
Quitting smoking. Smoked a pack a day for almost 13 years. Last cigarette was October 2007.
Whats one conversation we all want to avoid?
"the talk"
You are given the ability to understand, speak and read all languages and you can also travel back in time but only as a ghost with no way to interact with anyone or anything. Where and when do you go?
Why would I be given the ability to speak any language without anyone to speak to?
If you could re-live one childhood memory, what would it be?
Learning how to ride a bike. Gosh, what a feeling as a child.
What are some of the best names you or your family/friends had for their pets?
This literally bait question to get answers for security questions when recovering passwords, ye
In what ways did humans decide how many days a months has?
Lunar phases with a pantheon of gods. They knew how much a year was already
People who started a family tree and uncovered a family secret, what's your story?
There is none. Its exactly what we expected. We are bri'ish and migrated to the bretagne, after that further east.
What is your favorite Nintendo game that isn’t Mario,Zelda, smash bros, or pokemon?
Chrono Trigger
If you had invented a new genre of videogame, what would it be called and what would it entail?
One go, a genre specifically designed to only have one playthrough which could end at any point of time by you “losing” after that the game locks up but you can watch others give it a go. The focus would naturally be on decision making and the like, your decisions impact the game a lot meaning everyone will have their own experience of the game. I think it would be very interesting to create something that is really unforgiving like that. You want to make the right choice, but you don’t know which one is the right choice. Due to the big differences of playthroughs you can’t really find out what will happen until you do it. I believe this will create a very unique game that will emphasise the sharing of your story. For it is unique after all. Also finding hidden secrets will feel like hitting the lottery and so on.
What would the phrase be that is the opposite of “social butterfly”?
Closet moth
You can force any one person to do any one thing, but that person can then force you to do something. Who do you choose and what would you have him/her do?
Take vitamins, get 8 hours sleep, eat breakfast, take a personal day guilt free from work, and get a massage. And I’d force a workaholic to do it. Work as hard as you want, but take a day to yourself at least every other month.
What’s a good hip hop remix that samples a rock/folk song?
Home by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony mixed with Take Me Home by Phil Collins https://youtu.be/yoooMQZdGW0
What is your favorite MCU scene?
Thor with Immigrant song playing in the background beating the shit out of everything
If you had super powers, what villainous things would you do?
Rob a bank is the first thing that comes to mind. I don't even really want the money, fuck banks.
What is your biggest foot-in-mouth moment?
Many years ago I attended a festival for a local country music association. I was at their membership booth where the woman in charge showed me their newsletter which featured a photo of an androgynous looking singer on the cover. I blurted out "Is that a man or a woman?" The woman answers very politely "That's my daughter."...I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me.
[Serious] Why haven’t you guys broken up yet?
Because we love, respect, and support each other. We work shit out and get shit done. No bullshit, no lies, no secrets. She's my best friend and I have absolute trust in her, as she does with me. We also share 5 children, so it would be hella expensive for me to leave her. Which is not what I ever want.
What are some cool DIY science experiments that kids might enjoy?
Marking a mini volcano eruption [here](https://www.sciencefun.org/kidszone/experiments/how-to-make-a-volcano/)
Where is your first love right now?
In the living room.
What's the excuse you now most cringe at that you've used to get out of work or miss an appointment?
I flat out told my boss that I was too drunk to go into work and that I couldnt do it from home as I spilt beer on my keyboard and it broke. Both true
What is the first thing that come to mind when you think of the country Greece?
Ancient. Yeah. That's about it.
What’s your go-to “fun fact” to bring out at parties?
do not be drunk if your 19 or 21
Where did y’all get your fashion from back in the 90’s and 80’s?
Clothing stores.
What songs always get you out on the dance floor?
Anthem of the USSR
Which fictional character made you fall in love?
Android 18 from DBZ
Why did you choose your username?
Ben
What is the weirdest thing you have caught a sibling doing, and never spoken about?
I shared a room with 2 other brothers. I walked in once and there was my step bro, like, yanno. But I didn't understand what he was doing, cause we had some years yanno, him being the oldest, me being the baby. He screamed get out, probably called me a freak. I left. We never spoke about it again
What is the most interesting topic for you?
Criminal Psychology and psychedelic drugs
How does one learn about cars. (Be able to fix anything in it)?
1Aauto.com
What is a political view/stance that you just can not understand?
Gay people that voted for Pence
What paranormal event have you encountered?
Chairs moving by themselves. It was in front of my friends. Shit was weird. Literally checked for strings and there were none either. Spent the rest of the night talking about it. For reference the chair moved like 3 feet. I thought that shit was fake until then. Nothing since then tho. Also i was the only sober one so i don't think i was mistaken.
How does one escape the money chasing, debt-is-normal rat race of a capitalist economy?
Accept the judgement that comes with abandoning the race and do what will make you happy on your deathbed
What was the worst time you've ever gotten a boner?
2001-2006, I went to all guys boarding school
You time travel back to 1900, and show them one item from 2021, what do you show them to cause maximum chaos?
My black ass in a white neighborhood lol...
What does a woman want:big dick or big wallet?
Wtf. Both duhh
What was your high school experience like?
Freshman= great Sophomore= pretty shitty Junior= not bad actually Senior= the fucking best !
What commercial is so awful you’ll never buy the product?
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLMENT BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEED CAAAAAAAAAAAASHHH NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
you can say anything right now without fear of cancelled or being judged, what will you say?
You are either a male or female. There's no in between.
Veterans, what stories from doing service in the military do you use as a conversation starter today?
Not a veteran but I’d say I blew up some shit in wherever
What is your favorite song lyric?
“Thats why I fucked yo bitch u fat muthafucka”
What's an interesting fetish of yours?
Hand fetish People mock you for likeing feet but if someone says you have nice hands they take the compliment
What typically sexual fetish do you have that isn't sexual for you?
Honestly had a stroke reading this
What event abruptly changed history ?
9/11.
What's liked in one country, While hated in another?
The other country's footy team.
What news story throughout all of these years do you still remember to this day?
9/11 and the day Challenger blew up.
In your opinion, what makes natural bodily functions like burping/farting, rude/offensive or something that shouldn't be done around other people?
The fact that they smell bad
How did you get past your siblings moving out?
Being an only child helped
Food Delivery guys, what you hate in your job?
Answer the phone when we call. You ordered food, who do you think is calling?
What’s a movie sequel that was better than the original?
Terminator 2
If you could remove one fast food restaurant from the face of the Earth, who would it be?
That’s easy, Arby’s
when age did you realise the purpose of your life?
Im over 40 and I still havent found that purpose. It is what it is I guess.
what is your purpose in this life?
to bring joy to sick patients by visiting hospitals in drag.
What famous movie or TV scenes would be most improved by swapping one of the actors for Danny Devito?
Cast him as Mrs. Robinson in *The Graduate*
What is your country's stereotype?
Allow me to give a demonstration: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY GOD BLESS THE 50 STATES OF THE UNITED FUCKING A! Y'ALL LETS GO EAT SOME BURGERSSSSSSSSSSS Take a guess what my country is.
people who do not ever cry, what made you cry?
When my mom passed away.
what gave you that extremely sad heart feeling that made you cry so hard?
Dog died
what strategy helps you fall asleep the quickest?
Be really fucking tired
Which book required for English class were you surprised to enjoy?
Slaughterhouse-5 by Kurt Vonnegut