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If you could rename anything in the world, what would it be and why?	I would name Obama Morgan Freeman.
What was the very first movie you saw in a theater?	the earliest one I can remember seeing was Disney's Sleeping Beauty
Why do you put your knee down in protest, why don’t you stand up plebeian?	Username checks out.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done for absolutely no reason?	Drugs
What are the websites that you can watch anime English dubbed+English subbed?	Crunchyroll.com
So, what’s your shit story?	20 years ago, I was on-the-clock & delivering a pizza backed by a time guarantee. I had an immediate urge to shit and since they forgot to add shitake mushrooms anyways... Just kidding, I shat behind a row of bushes and used the pizza napkins to wipe. Then, I smeared the napkin all over... Just kidding again. I delivered the pizza, clocked-out, and went to play Nintendo at my friend's house - without washing my hands. Just kidding. It was my house.
How do you ask your friend for a bit of sex?	A bit of sex? Trouble you for a spot of sex ol chap?
What is something many people want?	Money
Which do you prefer: cookies and milk or cookies dipped in milk?	Cookies and milk. I don’t dip because I don’t like soggy cookies
What is the best time to exercise?	Whenever you will consistently do it.
What was your guys child hood like?	I had 6 siblings while being the oldest while having multiple commitments while having two adhd sisters and 1 slightly autistic brother a ocd brother a brother with hearing in only one ear and a sister who had such bad behaviour issues and pushed me so far mentally I had suicidal thoughts a few times. While I also had a dad running 5 businesses a step mom running 1 and having anxiety problems and she also doesn’t know how to do chores which left almost all of them to me and the second oldest one of my adhd sisters. I also had a step dad who verbally pushed me to my limits and completely belittled me constantly saying things no adult should say to there child. So as you can see it was pretty hectic for me. Sorry if this doesn’t make much sense I was kind of just unloading what I remember about my childhood into this. I also had a massive amount of medical problems. Those include: GHD (growth hormone disorder) ,Lactose intolerance ,Celiac disease ,Severs disease,Extreme hay fever ,IBS, Hypochondria ,Asthma ,Bad immune system ,Constipation. Edit: because of all of my parents business I was pretty much the parent.
What's something that's surprisingly common?	desire for intimicy
What convinced you to believe in the paranormal?	Seeing how many Americans seem to have fallen for QAnon and Trumpism. If that's not proof of the paranormal, I don't know what is.
Doctors,(read comment) what is your way of treating stomach pain?	Do you think there's any connection between being lactose intolerant, eating yogurt & pizza and having stomach pains?
What is something every brain on the earth can agree on?	Tom Hanks seems nice.
What sorts of things do you critique yourself for?	spending my savings on figures
How do you deal with depression and loneliness?	Porn and masturbation.
Who would win in a corporation war Disney vs McDonald's?	Disney could probably buy McDonalds, and I would be surprised if they hadn’t already considered it
What kids show made you have nightmares for weeks?	Say it with me guys "courage the cowardly dog"
Out of all the Golden Girls (Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia or Rose), who would you say was not afraid to speak their mind?	Sophia, closely followed by Dorothy.
"Low self-esteem individuals keep on making sacrifices, perhaps to avoid a conflict or out of fear of losing their partner. But their regrets make them slaves of the past and unhappy in the present." So how to gain more self-esteem in your personal experience?	For all my commenters that are sticking around here because you need advice, I come bearing gifts! I am clinically diagnosed with depression and anxiety. I have dealt with body dysmorphia due to eating disorders and being unable to go outside without anything to cover my face with, especially with hair. 1. I try to compliment one of my features (body or face) at least once a day. It's hard, but being nice to myself and saying 'hey my brows look hella today' has helped me. 2. Accepting compliments instead of putting myself down has been nice. 3. Not making comments about my self worth all the time. 4. Fake it till you make it method: I tried being very egocentric and hey, I feel good nowadays compared to before. 5. Be nice to yourself even if you fail at something. Hey, I'm not perfect, but is there anyone who is? 6. Texture is normal. Having marks or scars is okay. It shows what you've been through and it's fine to be proud of them! They're healing. Lastly, be patient with yourself. It's okay, life sucks but we'll be fine. Be nice to yourself.
[NSFW] If all that wasted masturbation semen used to produce babies, what would this world turn into?	I could personally guarantee the populace of mars
If you could make one wish come true, what would it be?	That every adult’s inner child was healed
What is the best way to eat Oreos?	With your mouth.
Have you had any insignificant moments turn out to be life changing? And if so what were they?	My sister(18) got her tonsils taken out (super common procedure, 1% chance of literally anything going wrong) didn't think anything of it. And then 8 days after her surgery, she blew an artery in her throat and nearly bled out. It changed my life because i realized no one ever expects to be the 1% and I need to spend more time with the people I love
When should you try to make your dreams come true, and when should they just stay a dream?	The only reason I could think of to not follow a dream is if you set obligations for yourself that would harm others if you walk away from those obligations, other than that it's always worth walking towards your dreams
How can you say NO politely to an extremely rude person without being rude?	I cant inconvenience myself for you
if you can take one item from a game to real life, what would you bring ?	A kilo of gold. From any game that has gold.
Fuck zodiac signs, what sub do you order at subway?	Taurus meat and lettuce.
What do you consider to be the meaning of meaning?	Maybe try finding the mode, median and range first?
What do people like so much about David petraeus?	Is it because his name doesn't rhyme with orange?
What is your opinion on Femboys?	I don't have an opinion, really. It's fine. Be yourself, as long as that doesn't involve harming other people.
When we’re you most perplexed by an actors decision to accept a certain role?	Sir Patrick Stewart playing Poop in The Emoji Movie
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at school?	Saw a kid hung from a tree by other students... Teacher saved him
You are get to choose a superpower, but the first person to respond chooses a side effect. What do you choose?	Being the first person to respond to my comment.
What movie has a storyline that doesn’t add up?	In the first terminator John Connor can't exist unless his parents meet. (Not sure why I explained that as though it's not a given for everyone) but the only reason his parents meet is because his father went back in time to protect his mother, specifically for the sake of protecting John Connor's mother. She couldn't have already been John Connors mother without the help of John Connors father, and John Connors father couldn't have come into her life without John Connor already existing, which would be impossible since he wouldn't have been in her life at any point if not for John Connor already existing. So the basis of what caused John Connor to exist was caused by circumstances involving John Connor already existing.
What do you do when you get anxious?	Fiddle with things or drum kick with my foot.
How do you put your seed in your wife?	Instructions unclear, wife now growing an Avocado between her legs.
What's your "why didn't I start when I was younger?"	Eatin’ pussy.
When did you get your driver’s license?	Never, went blind in one eye. No depth perception.
What is the one alcohol you threw up that you can never drink again?	Jagermeister
What is the best equipment you want in your safety kit before starting your Construction Work?	Helmets and safety glasses
What is your image of Japan?	A country full of polite and well behaved people, but with really enforced laws that limit your freedom.
What did you feel like when you first drank alcohol?	I discovered that i'm one of those unlucky few who have a high alcohol tolerance and can't get drunk
You find yourself marooned on a deserted island, and you have only the basic tools for survival with you. What is the one luxury you will miss the most?	Windows screens to keep bugs out.
When has a superstition actually benefitted you?	Earned respect among elders.
What does it all mean?	Deez nuts
What dreams do you have that are probably not going to be realized?	Becoming a scriptwriter.
What’s your worst “Monster-in-Law” story?	My brother-in-law is a literal monster. He cheats on his wife (mother of his infant daughter,) he beats his only son, very likely molested him, fed him pot brownies without his knowledge (he's like 11,) and a whole bunch of other shit I don't even want to say... He's also a charming, really intelligent guy. Total sociopath. Like a Latino Ted Bundy
What did you do to prove somebody wrong?	She said she could deep throat it but proved my wrong.
If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?	Teleportation you’d never have to drive again no more traffic jams you could go anywhere you wanted whenever you wanted you could go to New York for lunch and Paris for dinner
What was the worst customer service you had recieved?	Once I fell of a chair, and the waiter told me to leave the shop; because I could ruin the reputation of that place. Does this count as a bad customer service?
What is your longest game of hide and seek and how did it go ?	Around 12 years old at the time. Me and my two older brother both 17 and 21, decided to play hide and seek for the first time in a long time. Growing up, always losing because I would breathe heavy purely from excitement, I was determined to win. With my oldest brother seeking, both me and my middle brother were hunting for the perfect spot (in the same house that we had played in for the last 10 years). Every potential spot had already been searched in the past, so the likelihood of being found was high. Still determined to win, I opened the bottom drawer of my dresser and crawled in. I’d guess that the drawer was 5’x2’x1’ in size. With my brother already tucked away under my mother’s bed, I couldn’t ask him to push the drawer in with me in it. So I had to repeatedly thrust my weight to one side, slowly closing the drawer. With a soft cushion of sweatpants and joggers below me, it wasn’t hard to get comfortable. I’d estimate that an hour had passed before I began to get worried they forgot about me; still determined to win, I pushed on. Eventually I woke up, not knowing that I had fallen asleep since I had been left to my thoughts for god knows how long. I decided to give up and nudge the drawer open and crawl out. I was confused, it was late at night when we started the game, but the sun shining through the windows told me that I was hiding for at least 8 hours. When I walked downstairs, I found my mom sitting at the dining room table with my two brothers and two police officers. Confused, I asked my mother why the police were in our home…. They were there because everyone thought I took advantage of a game of hide and seek, and ran away from home. Still a win in my book though
What a similar phrase for “don’t sacrifice the ocean to get the bowl”?	Don't blow up the moon to hit the bong
What is a disturbing truth about this world that seems like a conspiracy but is absolutely true?	Gogurt is just yogurt in a tube.
What pain are you willing to put up with in your life?	Cock and ball torture
If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?	Italy, to see my girlfriend
In your own effed up mind, How was milk discovered?	You see calves drink it. It doesn't take a great leap of imagination to get from seeing that to "let's see whether I can drink it too".
What is something your parents will never understand?	That I’m gayming
What would be the best alternate universe?	Subnautica
What is your favorite burger recipe?	Lightly toasted Seeded brioche bun Wagyu quarter pounder Smoked cheddar Red onion jam Portebello mushroom stuffed with garlic and herb cream cheese and breadcrumbs Paired with either a proper BBQ sauce and garlic aoli or the classic ketchup and mustard combo
What’s your love story?	played league as duo so much and talked on discord for so long i accidentally fell in love with the way he thinks and expresses himself and oh . i like him we are dating !! hopefully for a long time :]
What dream of yours have you achieved? And how much time did it take you?	I went from trailer park poor to 6 figure salary at 25. It took me 7 years of hard work and commitment.
What song lyric perfectly describes your life right now?	"I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin') Well, I feel like shit (Oh, shit) Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (Oh, shit) Big ol' motherfucking duffel bag of shit (Oh, shit) All day, all shit I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin') I'm feeling like shit" Shit by Bo Burnham
What is illegal but shouldn't be?	Filming the living conditions of animals being abused in farms
What do you think is the worst period of life? Why?	If it's two days early and you're wearing white pants.
What are major differences between Women and Man? What is your personal experience with it?	Wamen have Booba and v v and the men have p p
If alive, what extinct dog breed would you adopt and why?	T. rex
Your pet now has the ability to talk once a month for the entire day, what would they say during that time period?	Aye bruh quit jerking off everywhere or else ima have to snip your balls off
What are some very important and simple survival tips to know?	Stay hydrated!
Those Of You Who Have Seen The Movie Jarhead: Did You Enjoy The Movie? Why Or Why Not?	It was alright. Alot better than Jarhead 2.
What's the last compliment you got and how did it make you feel?	A friend of a friend said I was cute. She was facetiming her friend at the bar and said she was going to hangout with a cute guy. I literally thought there was going to be a cute guy joining us.
If you have to make a decision that will possibly upset those around you, how can you minimise the impact your actions will have?	By moving to a different country or place before I make the decision.
What's the craziest thing you've done in work...but got away with?	I pretended Lotus Chat was down on my end and turned off my PC to go drinking with friends. I came back finding I caused a huge panic at work in pretty much everywhere. We ended up getting a better IT in the company because of this.
For any fellow witches: Where can one find a list of the magical properties of herbs, oils, and minerals?	People that follow astrology signs
What would you be if your parents never met?	Nonexistent?
In an alternative development of English, what could have been the expression instead of "when pigs fly"?	When birds reach the Mariana Trench.
When was your first relationship?	Never lol I'm 22
What do you do in a stressful situation to relax?	Breathe
If you where a cult leader what would you call your cult and what would be your agenda?	PEACE THROUGH POWER
what surprised you about living with a roommate of the opposite sex?	The bathroom floor around the toilet.
What are some good gifts to give your SO on their birthday?	Something that they really like
if you had the ability to see and go to alternate universes and timelines, what's the very first thing you'll do and why?	I would see the world with out my interference first
To everyone NOT British - What do you think about the UK looking in from the outside?	I am so sorry that your leaders are just as incompetent as ours and I hope my boyfriend doesn't die from COVID because of it holy shit.
People who regularly visit abandoned places, what is the creepiest thing you've come across?	There's a chapel in an old, abandoned cemetery. I was asked by an historian to evaluate the chapel's pipe organ - an instrument that hadn't been touched in decades. On the roll-top cover over the keyboards was a sign written in dark-red lettering against a black background (layered in thick dust) which read: "Play this organ and summon the dead."
What is the best financial advice you learned from a relative?	Don't get a credit card unless you absolutely need it
What is the dumbest thing you have done to get a guy or girls attention?	Be myself. I'm not a flavour everyone enjoys. Kind of a bummer.
What is your favourite aesthetic(s)?	Art deco, including modern variations like the MI6 building at Vauxhall Cross.
What is your favorite fictional town, city, region, or location?	Israel
What was the craziest thing you did back in highschool?	My ex
With a budget of $5 what would you have as your last meal if you were on death row?	None, They can’t kill me if I haven’t had my final meal
[Serious] People who feel like their relationship with their significant other is coming to an end, why do you feel this way?	When they give you more pain and uneasiness than any (scarce) trace of joy they ever gave you, that’s a signal.
What is the last thing that happened in your life that made you genuinely happy?	I gave my dog a big hug. Made me feel good for few secs then back to suffering
When you listen to music, do you have to understand the lyrics or do you just vibe with the melody and the emotions expressed in the song?	Both. Great music with great lyrics is the best, but there are songs that aren't particularly musically interesting that I enjoy the lyrics to, and I'm perfectly capable of enjoying a song without vocals or in another language. The one thing I can't really stand though is cringy lyrics. The kind that remind you of something you'd read in a 14 year old's diary.
how did you meet a karen and how?	you have to >!explain okay now go on to comment!<
What is something that you wish you did in high school?	The teacher
what were you surprised to learn about the opposite sex?	Girls like sex too. A lot. And they will not get a little moist, but soaking wet. Fun times.
What is the most angry you have been at someone and why?	My boss for firing me for using FMLA right after a nasty divorce
What's the "Eiffel Tower" of your country?	The Eiffel Tower
What´s the best candy of all time?	Reese’s peanut butter cups

If you could rename anything in the world, what would it be and why?

I would name Obama Morgan Freeman.

What was the very first movie you saw in a theater?

the earliest one I can remember seeing was Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Why do you put your knee down in protest, why don’t you stand up plebeian?

Username checks out.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done for absolutely no reason?

Drugs

What are the websites that you can watch anime English dubbed+English subbed?

Crunchyroll.com

So, what’s your shit story?

20 years ago, I was on-the-clock & delivering a pizza backed by a time guarantee. I had an immediate urge to shit and since they forgot to add shitake mushrooms anyways... Just kidding, I shat behind a row of bushes and used the pizza napkins to wipe. Then, I smeared the napkin all over... Just kidding again. I delivered the pizza, clocked-out, and went to play Nintendo at my friend's house - without washing my hands. Just kidding. It was my house.

How do you ask your friend for a bit of sex?

A bit of sex? Trouble you for a spot of sex ol chap?

What is something many people want?

Money

Which do you prefer: cookies and milk or cookies dipped in milk?

Cookies and milk. I don’t dip because I don’t like soggy cookies

What is the best time to exercise?

Whenever you will consistently do it.

What was your guys child hood like?

I had 6 siblings while being the oldest while having multiple commitments while having two adhd sisters and 1 slightly autistic brother a ocd brother a brother with hearing in only one ear and a sister who had such bad behaviour issues and pushed me so far mentally I had suicidal thoughts a few times. While I also had a dad running 5 businesses a step mom running 1 and having anxiety problems and she also doesn’t know how to do chores which left almost all of them to me and the second oldest one of my adhd sisters. I also had a step dad who verbally pushed me to my limits and completely belittled me constantly saying things no adult should say to there child. So as you can see it was pretty hectic for me. Sorry if this doesn’t make much sense I was kind of just unloading what I remember about my childhood into this. I also had a massive amount of medical problems. Those include: GHD (growth hormone disorder) ,Lactose intolerance ,Celiac disease ,Severs disease,Extreme hay fever ,IBS, Hypochondria ,Asthma ,Bad immune system ,Constipation. Edit: because of all of my parents business I was pretty much the parent.

What's something that's surprisingly common?

desire for intimicy

What convinced you to believe in the paranormal?

Seeing how many Americans seem to have fallen for QAnon and Trumpism. If that's not proof of the paranormal, I don't know what is.

Doctors,(read comment) what is your way of treating stomach pain?

Do you think there's any connection between being lactose intolerant, eating yogurt & pizza and having stomach pains?

What is something every brain on the earth can agree on?

Tom Hanks seems nice.

What sorts of things do you critique yourself for?

spending my savings on figures

How do you deal with depression and loneliness?

Porn and masturbation.

Who would win in a corporation war Disney vs McDonald's?

Disney could probably buy McDonalds, and I would be surprised if they hadn’t already considered it

What kids show made you have nightmares for weeks?

Say it with me guys "courage the cowardly dog"

Out of all the Golden Girls (Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia or Rose), who would you say was not afraid to speak their mind?

Sophia, closely followed by Dorothy.

"Low self-esteem individuals keep on making sacrifices, perhaps to avoid a conflict or out of fear of losing their partner. But their regrets make them slaves of the past and unhappy in the present." So how to gain more self-esteem in your personal experience?

For all my commenters that are sticking around here because you need advice, I come bearing gifts! I am clinically diagnosed with depression and anxiety. I have dealt with body dysmorphia due to eating disorders and being unable to go outside without anything to cover my face with, especially with hair. 1. I try to compliment one of my features (body or face) at least once a day. It's hard, but being nice to myself and saying 'hey my brows look hella today' has helped me. 2. Accepting compliments instead of putting myself down has been nice. 3. Not making comments about my self worth all the time. 4. Fake it till you make it method: I tried being very egocentric and hey, I feel good nowadays compared to before. 5. Be nice to yourself even if you fail at something. Hey, I'm not perfect, but is there anyone who is? 6. Texture is normal. Having marks or scars is okay. It shows what you've been through and it's fine to be proud of them! They're healing. Lastly, be patient with yourself. It's okay, life sucks but we'll be fine. Be nice to yourself.

[NSFW] If all that wasted masturbation semen used to produce babies, what would this world turn into?

I could personally guarantee the populace of mars

If you could make one wish come true, what would it be?

That every adult’s inner child was healed

What is the best way to eat Oreos?

With your mouth.

Have you had any insignificant moments turn out to be life changing? And if so what were they?

My sister(18) got her tonsils taken out (super common procedure, 1% chance of literally anything going wrong) didn't think anything of it. And then 8 days after her surgery, she blew an artery in her throat and nearly bled out. It changed my life because i realized no one ever expects to be the 1% and I need to spend more time with the people I love

When should you try to make your dreams come true, and when should they just stay a dream?

The only reason I could think of to not follow a dream is if you set obligations for yourself that would harm others if you walk away from those obligations, other than that it's always worth walking towards your dreams

How can you say NO politely to an extremely rude person without being rude?

I cant inconvenience myself for you

if you can take one item from a game to real life, what would you bring ?

A kilo of gold. From any game that has gold.

Fuck zodiac signs, what sub do you order at subway?

Taurus meat and lettuce.

What do you consider to be the meaning of meaning?

Maybe try finding the mode, median and range first?

What do people like so much about David petraeus?

Is it because his name doesn't rhyme with orange?

What is your opinion on Femboys?

I don't have an opinion, really. It's fine. Be yourself, as long as that doesn't involve harming other people.

When we’re you most perplexed by an actors decision to accept a certain role?

Sir Patrick Stewart playing Poop in The Emoji Movie

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen at school?

Saw a kid hung from a tree by other students... Teacher saved him

You are get to choose a superpower, but the first person to respond chooses a side effect. What do you choose?

Being the first person to respond to my comment.

What movie has a storyline that doesn’t add up?

In the first terminator John Connor can't exist unless his parents meet. (Not sure why I explained that as though it's not a given for everyone) but the only reason his parents meet is because his father went back in time to protect his mother, specifically for the sake of protecting John Connor's mother. She couldn't have already been John Connors mother without the help of John Connors father, and John Connors father couldn't have come into her life without John Connor already existing, which would be impossible since he wouldn't have been in her life at any point if not for John Connor already existing. So the basis of what caused John Connor to exist was caused by circumstances involving John Connor already existing.

What do you do when you get anxious?

Fiddle with things or drum kick with my foot.

How do you put your seed in your wife?

Instructions unclear, wife now growing an Avocado between her legs.

What's your "why didn't I start when I was younger?"

Eatin’ pussy.

When did you get your driver’s license?

Never, went blind in one eye. No depth perception.

What is the one alcohol you threw up that you can never drink again?

Jagermeister

What is the best equipment you want in your safety kit before starting your Construction Work?

Helmets and safety glasses

What is your image of Japan?

A country full of polite and well behaved people, but with really enforced laws that limit your freedom.

What did you feel like when you first drank alcohol?

I discovered that i'm one of those unlucky few who have a high alcohol tolerance and can't get drunk

You find yourself marooned on a deserted island, and you have only the basic tools for survival with you. What is the one luxury you will miss the most?

Windows screens to keep bugs out.

When has a superstition actually benefitted you?

Earned respect among elders.

What does it all mean?

Deez nuts

What dreams do you have that are probably not going to be realized?

Becoming a scriptwriter.

What’s your worst “Monster-in-Law” story?

My brother-in-law is a literal monster. He cheats on his wife (mother of his infant daughter,) he beats his only son, very likely molested him, fed him pot brownies without his knowledge (he's like 11,) and a whole bunch of other shit I don't even want to say... He's also a charming, really intelligent guy. Total sociopath. Like a Latino Ted Bundy

What did you do to prove somebody wrong?

She said she could deep throat it but proved my wrong.

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?

Teleportation you’d never have to drive again no more traffic jams you could go anywhere you wanted whenever you wanted you could go to New York for lunch and Paris for dinner

What was the worst customer service you had recieved?

Once I fell of a chair, and the waiter told me to leave the shop; because I could ruin the reputation of that place. Does this count as a bad customer service?

What is your longest game of hide and seek and how did it go ?

Around 12 years old at the time. Me and my two older brother both 17 and 21, decided to play hide and seek for the first time in a long time. Growing up, always losing because I would breathe heavy purely from excitement, I was determined to win. With my oldest brother seeking, both me and my middle brother were hunting for the perfect spot (in the same house that we had played in for the last 10 years). Every potential spot had already been searched in the past, so the likelihood of being found was high. Still determined to win, I opened the bottom drawer of my dresser and crawled in. I’d guess that the drawer was 5’x2’x1’ in size. With my brother already tucked away under my mother’s bed, I couldn’t ask him to push the drawer in with me in it. So I had to repeatedly thrust my weight to one side, slowly closing the drawer. With a soft cushion of sweatpants and joggers below me, it wasn’t hard to get comfortable. I’d estimate that an hour had passed before I began to get worried they forgot about me; still determined to win, I pushed on. Eventually I woke up, not knowing that I had fallen asleep since I had been left to my thoughts for god knows how long. I decided to give up and nudge the drawer open and crawl out. I was confused, it was late at night when we started the game, but the sun shining through the windows told me that I was hiding for at least 8 hours. When I walked downstairs, I found my mom sitting at the dining room table with my two brothers and two police officers. Confused, I asked my mother why the police were in our home…. They were there because everyone thought I took advantage of a game of hide and seek, and ran away from home. Still a win in my book though

What a similar phrase for “don’t sacrifice the ocean to get the bowl”?

Don't blow up the moon to hit the bong

What is a disturbing truth about this world that seems like a conspiracy but is absolutely true?

Gogurt is just yogurt in a tube.

What pain are you willing to put up with in your life?

Cock and ball torture

If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Italy, to see my girlfriend

In your own effed up mind, How was milk discovered?

You see calves drink it. It doesn't take a great leap of imagination to get from seeing that to "let's see whether I can drink it too".

What is something your parents will never understand?

That I’m gayming

What would be the best alternate universe?

Subnautica

What is your favorite burger recipe?

Lightly toasted Seeded brioche bun Wagyu quarter pounder Smoked cheddar Red onion jam Portebello mushroom stuffed with garlic and herb cream cheese and breadcrumbs Paired with either a proper BBQ sauce and garlic aoli or the classic ketchup and mustard combo

What’s your love story?

played league as duo so much and talked on discord for so long i accidentally fell in love with the way he thinks and expresses himself and oh . i like him we are dating !! hopefully for a long time :]

What dream of yours have you achieved? And how much time did it take you?

I went from trailer park poor to 6 figure salary at 25. It took me 7 years of hard work and commitment.

What song lyric perfectly describes your life right now?

"I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin') Well, I feel like shit (Oh, shit) Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (Oh, shit) Big ol' motherfucking duffel bag of shit (Oh, shit) All day, all shit I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin') I'm feeling like shit" Shit by Bo Burnham

What is illegal but shouldn't be?

Filming the living conditions of animals being abused in farms

What do you think is the worst period of life? Why?

If it's two days early and you're wearing white pants.

What are major differences between Women and Man? What is your personal experience with it?

Wamen have Booba and v v and the men have p p

If alive, what extinct dog breed would you adopt and why?

T. rex

Your pet now has the ability to talk once a month for the entire day, what would they say during that time period?

Aye bruh quit jerking off everywhere or else ima have to snip your balls off

What are some very important and simple survival tips to know?

Stay hydrated!

Those Of You Who Have Seen The Movie Jarhead: Did You Enjoy The Movie? Why Or Why Not?

It was alright. Alot better than Jarhead 2.

What's the last compliment you got and how did it make you feel?

A friend of a friend said I was cute. She was facetiming her friend at the bar and said she was going to hangout with a cute guy. I literally thought there was going to be a cute guy joining us.

If you have to make a decision that will possibly upset those around you, how can you minimise the impact your actions will have?

By moving to a different country or place before I make the decision.

What's the craziest thing you've done in work...but got away with?

I pretended Lotus Chat was down on my end and turned off my PC to go drinking with friends. I came back finding I caused a huge panic at work in pretty much everywhere. We ended up getting a better IT in the company because of this.

For any fellow witches: Where can one find a list of the magical properties of herbs, oils, and minerals?

People that follow astrology signs

What would you be if your parents never met?

Nonexistent?

In an alternative development of English, what could have been the expression instead of "when pigs fly"?

When birds reach the Mariana Trench.

When was your first relationship?

Never lol I'm 22

What do you do in a stressful situation to relax?

Breathe

If you where a cult leader what would you call your cult and what would be your agenda?

PEACE THROUGH POWER

what surprised you about living with a roommate of the opposite sex?

The bathroom floor around the toilet.

What are some good gifts to give your SO on their birthday?

Something that they really like

if you had the ability to see and go to alternate universes and timelines, what's the very first thing you'll do and why?

I would see the world with out my interference first

To everyone NOT British - What do you think about the UK looking in from the outside?

I am so sorry that your leaders are just as incompetent as ours and I hope my boyfriend doesn't die from COVID because of it holy shit.

People who regularly visit abandoned places, what is the creepiest thing you've come across?

There's a chapel in an old, abandoned cemetery. I was asked by an historian to evaluate the chapel's pipe organ - an instrument that hadn't been touched in decades. On the roll-top cover over the keyboards was a sign written in dark-red lettering against a black background (layered in thick dust) which read: "Play this organ and summon the dead."

What is the best financial advice you learned from a relative?

Don't get a credit card unless you absolutely need it

What is the dumbest thing you have done to get a guy or girls attention?

Be myself. I'm not a flavour everyone enjoys. Kind of a bummer.

What is your favourite aesthetic(s)?

Art deco, including modern variations like the MI6 building at Vauxhall Cross.

What is your favorite fictional town, city, region, or location?

Israel

What was the craziest thing you did back in highschool?

My ex

With a budget of $5 what would you have as your last meal if you were on death row?

None, They can’t kill me if I haven’t had my final meal

[Serious] People who feel like their relationship with their significant other is coming to an end, why do you feel this way?

When they give you more pain and uneasiness than any (scarce) trace of joy they ever gave you, that’s a signal.

What is the last thing that happened in your life that made you genuinely happy?

I gave my dog a big hug. Made me feel good for few secs then back to suffering

When you listen to music, do you have to understand the lyrics or do you just vibe with the melody and the emotions expressed in the song?

Both. Great music with great lyrics is the best, but there are songs that aren't particularly musically interesting that I enjoy the lyrics to, and I'm perfectly capable of enjoying a song without vocals or in another language. The one thing I can't really stand though is cringy lyrics. The kind that remind you of something you'd read in a 14 year old's diary.

how did you meet a karen and how?

you have to >!explain okay now go on to comment!<

What is something that you wish you did in high school?

The teacher

what were you surprised to learn about the opposite sex?

Girls like sex too. A lot. And they will not get a little moist, but soaking wet. Fun times.

What is the most angry you have been at someone and why?

My boss for firing me for using FMLA right after a nasty divorce

What's the "Eiffel Tower" of your country?

The Eiffel Tower

What´s the best candy of all time?

Reese’s peanut butter cups