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How do you think humans would have reacted if aliens came to earth during the 1700’s?
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Thy come in peace
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What do you dislike or find annoying about teenagers today?
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That I’m one of them, but also middle schoolers suck absolute ass, there’s a reason why I hate being in my grade
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Hacker ! Has anyone ever hire a hacker for personal work ? What was task ?
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You’re asking people to admit to committing a felony lol
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From the last book that you read, go to page 51 and check the first sentence of the the last paragraph. What is it?
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Logan flicked back to the mugshot at the front of the file.
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Would you drink water extracted from human waste if extensive testing showed it was pure and sterile? Why or why not?
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Technically we do this anyway. There is only so much water on earth and it is already likely you've drunk water that at one point passaged through a human. Also you could have drunk water that passaged through a dinosaur.
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Whats the weirdest review you saw someone give on a game?
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Something something exaggerated swagger
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What is your favorite movie/video game quote?
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Stay a while and listen
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What is stopping you from closing this app and going to sleep right now?
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It’s still early where I am and I’m not tired yet!
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What was the moment you realized you had met “the one”?
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During our first conversation, he asked if I had heard of his favorite band and that if I had, he would never let me go. I told him I hadn't and he asked if he could keep me anyway. It was so stinking cute. We're hitting nine years together in September. <3
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Am I racist for not wanting to be like my family, they have always been racist and my whole life my only goal was to not be like my family. But is it racist that that is my biggest reason
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You not wanting to be racist because of other people doesn't target any minority, i wouldn't say it is racist. You're not doing it with malicious intent of offending anyone of an ethnic minority, in fact you're trying to be a better person. Just because something is not "not racist", doesn't mean it is racist if you get what i mean.
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If you could reverse time and slightly alter one event, what event would you choose?
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Go back to highschool and bang this one chick i had a massive crush on and was super close to doing it. I wasted time by just making out and getting down and dirty to it. Never got a chance after that night
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What is an unspoken bond between men that women will never understand?
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Men can be friends for lifetime without seeing and talking to each other for DECADES
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What's a food you love eating but absolutely hate cooking?
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Just about anything Japanese and complicated……I’ve considered trying to marry a Japanese woman just for the food🤔
Actually, if there are any Japanese women reading this……hey, want to marry an unemployable crackhead and move to Australia🥰
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What song makes you eargasm?
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Rosetta Stoned
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What is something you wouldn't wish on anyone even your worst enemy?
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My ex
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Non-native English speakers, what is an idiom in your mother tongue that makes no sense when translated to English?
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There are tons, but the literal translation of one I find funny is “speaking of the king of Rome” which is basically the Spanish version of “speak of the devil”.
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Teenagers, what is the worst NSFW thing you did?
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This is an incredibly creepy question to ask...
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What's your strategy when unloading the dishwasher, what section do you start with and why?
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Start with the bottom. That way you're not adding more water to the bottoms plates and utensils. Once you clear the bottom, do the top and bam! You've lessened the amount of work for yourself with the towel.
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If you could make a hybrid of any two animals and have it as a pet, which would they be, and what would you name it?
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A hedgehog and donkey. I'd call it a prickly ass
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dear code breakers or anyone related, what techniques do you suggest to the general public?
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Code breaking has heavy ties with high intelligence, and the ability to store and implement years worth of knowledge.
I’m not a code breaker. I used to write malware as a hobby when I was younger and continued into adulthood. We can use people who break computer code as an example.
You would first need to be highly skilled with computers, languages, and other forms of exploits/computer knowledge. Then you would need to implement all of that knowledge into reverse engineering. This is specifically for computers, as people who break other forms of code are where the intelligence shines through.
Extensive knowledge in history, literature, mathematics, science, and geography is needed. Then we have to go back to the reverse engineering aspect, which is typically not a skill someone can learn, but a gift they are born with. It’s the ability to draw connections between all of these subjects, while implementing the knowledge that is necessary, and having a desire to learn more after all of this is accomplished.
It’s truly amazing to see/meet people this gifted, and it’s a rarity. I’ve only met one, and I don’t think he applies but he may. He was halfway done with his bachelors degree during his senior year of high school. Landed a government job by 19-20. I keep in touch with him still, and yeah. Born gifted is my only answer.
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Crime is now legal. What crimes do you commit and why?
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At that point its not a crime, IS IT?
/s
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What do you wish you did when you were in your 20s?
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OP's mother
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how can a person memorize a whole syllabus in one day?
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I used to read every sentence over and over due to my OCD. I unwillingly memorized everything I read. Maybe try that
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How is 'bad bitch' seen as a term of endearment?
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So there's a doccumentary on Netflix hosted by Nicholas Cage called "the history of swearing" that can answer that in a much more fun way.
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Why not tell us your tale of the Great Emu War?
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No one can truly understand the horrors of the Great Emu War, that is why no one who was there talks about it...they called The Great war the war to end all wars, they called WWII the greatest tragedy of human history, but...but... the emus...they just kept coming...the blood...the screaming...guns were useless...what those birds did...they would be war crimes, but how can you charge a bird with war crimes... they were ruthless savages, Savages!..
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What’s something you read on the Internet years ago that still impacts how you live your life today?
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One of my friends who’s in collage: “you’ll probably lose all of your friends after high school since the only thing keeping you together is the fact that your going through the same stuff and you both hate the same teacher”
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How do you know when you’re attracted to someone?
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Genital engorgement
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You can pull a non-superpowered fictional character from any TV show or movie (not the actor, but the character he/she plays) into the real world. Who do you choose in order to create the most chaos or annoy the most people?
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Definitely Merry and Pippin.
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What could be batter than for sex??
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Learn to english
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What is the most entiteld brat you have meet and how did you deal with them?
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I didn't actually meet him or have to deal with him. I was at some hippie store that sold a bunch of incense, soaps, teas, and what not. The kid was hanging on his mom like a monkey because he wanted some sort of gem. His mom was trying to leave the store and he was trying to physically pull her back to the gem section. It was pretty funny, but also made me want to slap the kid and his mom.
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What is the most scariest/traumatising creepypasta that you have ever heard?
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I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.
I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
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Which Olympic sport is your favourite to watch?
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Hockey
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What's your stupidest brain fart moment?
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Spending 10 minutes looking for my sunglasses while they were on my head.
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What conspiracy theories sound so believable that they could actually be true? Did you search online to see if it was?
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The earth being a sphere. Almost got me there government haha
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If you could punch 1 celebrity in the face (deceased or alive) who would you pick?
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Jake paul
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What is the little thing that makes you feel nauseous?
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Seeing digestive biproducts leaving a persons body.
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How do you people deal with someone who can't stop talking without being too impolite?
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Cut into the conversation or just walk away.
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What's a big red flag in new relationship that is too often ignored?
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If your partner won't share their fries with you when you go to McDonalds.
Not just when they're being playful, when they're nasty about it and WILL NOT under any circumstance let you have even ONE.
Trust me, it's a flag.
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What was your best sexual experience?!
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Saw a woman once
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Who in your opinion Is the worst criminal Of all time?
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Trump
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If you had to say your IQ without using numbers, what would it be?
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73
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What is the most scary game you have played?
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Probably the Outlast series. Can’t wait for the 3rd one.
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What makes us listen to music as loud as possible?
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Listening to music cranked up is a totally different experience to having it on low.
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People who sail or spend time at sea as a part of your job, what is your most terrifying story when you were caught in a storm?
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I was still a rookie and the storm was nerve-wracking and when I looked to my left Danny De Vito was running in the water
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What do you do, and how much do you make?
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Salesperson and not enough
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What do you think your coworkers say about you behind your back?
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Nothing good I imagine. People really like talking smack behind others back at my work.
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What is the best bird?
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any of them except for that one that is one of the main characters in *Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia*
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What NSFW fact did you hear that blew your mind?
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Hot milfs in my area want to date me. 🤣
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What is a good song to listen to after having a bad day?
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Almost anything from Elvis Presley or Dean Martin. Their songs are inspiring.
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What is your red flag when meeting a new person that screams "We won't be friends for long"?
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They start talking about what kinds of people this country would be better without
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What do you think it's like for mother's of boxers or mma fighters to watch their sons or daughters get knocked out?
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Maybe theyre upset. Maybe they dont care. Maybe they cry. Dunno all mothers arent caring, and dads can care too
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What drink do you now stay away from and what's the story behind it?
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Alcohol in general. It makes you lazy and slow. I love working out, eat healthy and feel great in general
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What is the worst NSFW thing you did in your teens?
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I was never safe for a work environment when I was a teen.
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What Goverments have taken responsibility for their actions rather than deny them?
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Germany?
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What goes good on a Pop-Tart?
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Holy shit people still eat them
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What’s something that you dislike about your gender?
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Bleeding out your fandango every month
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Which is cuter, Cats or dogs ?
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Dogs, those puppy eyes can melt a frozen heart.
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What are the best dishes to make with black truffle slices?
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I got some for my birthday and want to utilise them to the fullest
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Which rights should we restrict from the alt-right (like prisoners having their freedom restricted) until they learn to be better?
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Don't let them fap.
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What will it take to get a time travel technology?
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Artificial black hole
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Who Celebrate Eid Today?
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I always make a Marju cake for this special day..
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What physical/ health issue you got that affects you on daily basis?
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Endometriosis
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People that don’t drink coffee, why?
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One day I couldn’t get my cuppa coffee and got the worst headache and slept like a baby, the withdrawal was severe even though i used to only drink one cup every morning, i realized it’s a drug and it’s affecting my brain that’s why i quit it for good
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What’s one musical artist/band that changed your life & how so?
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Angus young from ac/dc, because of him i wanted to play guitar and now playing guitar is one of my favorite things to do
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Anyone who has ever known a previously friendly dog to 'turn' and behave aggressively, in hindsight, were there any warning signs, either in the immediate lead up, or further back?
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Had this beautiful doggo named Adolf (German Shepard) He got sick and started to avoid people slowly, wasn't noticeable at first. The thought was "oh he's just getting old" and then maybe a month or so later he started to forget faces and growl unless you were right close to him which was weird because usually he wouldn't growl at all even at strangers, maybe at birds and what not.. anyway this progressed slowly until one day he bit at me when I was trying to feed him. He immediately put his head down and walked off as he didn't want to be bothered at this point. I called up the vet and I was told to bring him in. He never left.. I miss that old boy
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What is a good thing to do on a first date?
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Bring your wife
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Does erectile the dysfunction, why?
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When your pump does not pump anymore.
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Why did you break up ?
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as i understand it now, most women get tired of a relationship after about ten years.
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Woman who are dating apps, why?
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Great question, I'm also keen to know why women are dating apps.
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What song is currently stuck in your head?
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There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'....doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo~
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What scene can always make you cry no matter what whether its from a movie, tv series or a video game?
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assassination classroom s2 ep24
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Who’s the first British person that comes to your mind?
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Benedict Cumberbatch
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[Serious] When you're triggered, what coping skills help you engage or respond mindfully?
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**Stress Relief 101**
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are chirping softly in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head
you are holding under the water.
Look. It's the person who caused you all the stress in the first place.
What a pleasant surprise. You let them up ..... just for a quick breath,
then ..... PLOOP ! ..... back under they go .....
You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
There now ..... Feeling better ?
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People who attract toxic people: what’s a life lesson you’ve learnt?
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Stay single
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How do peeing into the ocean and voting differ from each other?
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Because peeing isn’t a shitty experience
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What's A Name You Find Really Attractive?
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Zoe
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What's Your Favourite Word?
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Dingleberries
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What’s everyone’s favorite LEGO sets?
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My favorite is the Power Miners Drill
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What's Your Least Favourite Word?
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Fina
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How do u get a job?
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By applying
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What’s the best way you get your caffeine in the morning ?
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Enema
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Men who were/are in an abusive relationship, What is the absolutely worst thing happened to you??
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I am a man who was in an abusive relationship for years... and I dint even notice it.
My (now ex) wife was manipulate as you can imagine. Everything I did she would turn around on me and made me feel like shit. Everything was my fault all the time. When all the red flags popped up she would make me feel like I was crazy.
It was a slow gradual manipulation, mostly to cover up her lies. It grew and grew until it all blew up. I found out she had been carrying on an affair with my best friend for years and it all came to an end and I left.
After I was out of the relationship and I could reflect clearly I saw everything. It made total sense at that point how I was completely under her spell.
Many many years layer she reached out and apologized for everything.
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what is your favorite game?
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Rust
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What's A Sound That Really Annoys You?
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The sound of the police. It's the sound enemy.
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What is the one thing that a parental figure taught you that has had the best impact on your life?
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Don’t be a cunt like them!
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What is your favorite classical Indian dance and why?
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Change the light bulb, pat the dog
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How do you get cum stains out of your fursuit?
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Burn it with fire.
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what are some signs that a girlfriend is faking her feelings towards you?
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Dishonesty, lack of communication, lack of physical attention etc.
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What are benefits to marriage in USA?
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A woman who'll say she loves you daily, and fuck you every other day.
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Men who have gone through false rape allegations, what's your side of the story?
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Not exactly but close, was on a night out and a woman we were all friends with, who I had previously slept with, was with us, nothing happened that night and I ended up looking after one of the guys who had had one too many and getting them home
I only found out months later that she from that night had been telling everyone I had forced myself upon her etc, thankfully the dude we all thought was gone with the drink chimes up and defended me saying it was impossible as he remembered me helping him
Weirdest thing is we had been hanging around as a group for months in-between and I was even at her bday party so it was a complete blindside when it got back to me
The ironic part is the time we actually did have sex from what I've been told by other is she boarder line raped me, I was passed out drunk when it started and kept dropping in and out of consciousness during, but I don't remember much about it, when that surfaced she disappeared quickly
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What problems/subjects are unpopular but that scientists should do more research on?
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How to get politicians to actually listen to scientists.
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What was the funniest or most embarrassing typo you've made?
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Told someone to incest wisely
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People who unironically believe in monsters/creepypastas like "The Slender Man", why do you believe in them?
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I used to believe them when I was younger but that was because I didn’t know any better.
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Well shit you killed someone but what are you going to do with the body?
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Feed it to pigs
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If you got a chance to sleep with your mom? If yes why and if no why?
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What in the Alabama
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How could higher Covid deaths and long Covid impacts for conservatives reshape American politics?
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The longer this goes on the more we'll see the hypocrisy of the left.
Case in point. The Texas democrats that left to avoid having to vote did so on a private plane.
They posted on social media showing them all more or less engaging in a self congratulatory party on the plane while all at the same time were mask less.
Incidentally five have tested positive.
For them, it's okay but for us it isn't.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Better than yesterday but not as good as tomorrow.
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What is the most versatile material/object?
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Titanium, false bones to spaceship parts.
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You have a boner, what thought do you think to get rid of it?
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You.
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If every person on this planet suddenly turned into an exact copy of yourself, how would the world be? And, how long would it take until a murder takes place?
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Every one will become a lazy teenager thinking about geopolitics
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