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What was the best way you say a "pick-me" person get slapped by reality?	when women hit 29
If you had a time machine that could only go one way (forward or backwards) which way would you go and why?	Id go back to the future
What’s the fastest way you went from calm to screaming?	Last time I rolled in his car
What are the most disturbing lyrics you've heard in a song?	A little piece of heaven
Who was the first person you punched and why?	john stamos
After the first bite, which way do you eat your apple?	So that my upper teeth go into the unbitten part of the apple
What was your 'Fake it 'til you make it' doing that worked?	Sorry for my english
What is something you envy about people living in another country?	Universal healthcare
What’s the biggest conspiracy / cover up you’ve ever heard of?	The FBI selling drugs to organized crime groups in the 1980s
How does a person being a bad speller or using poor grammar affect your opinion of their intelligence?	It comes across as them either being too dumb, or too lazy, neither of which helps.
People who met their bullies years later, what happened?	I used to get a lot of hassle from someone walking home, his house was on the way I walked home so I ended up finding out where he lived. its now 4-5 years later and I went to the park near his to take my dog for a walk and looked at his "car" its a complete shit box. I don't have the best car but I have a fairly new VW Golf that is my pride and joy. Just looking at his debagged Corsa with a replaced bumper and bonnet made me smile. &#x200B; I currently work as a web developer at one of the biggest estate agencies in my area, he's now a cleaner. &#x200B; \- Disclaimer : I know people don't like to spend a lot on cars ect but he seemed to be a massive car guy. \- Disclaimer 2 : i'm not flaming anyone's job just saying that the pay difference is quite huge for someone who always tried to be better.
People from the Uk what is the Best moments of The Queen??	When she photo bombed the Australian women's hockey team
When you really think about it, do you have a lot of friends or do you just know a lot people?	Mostly I know a lot of people because it takes time to make real friends, but I have good friends. Sometimes I am friends with people, but we don’t really know each other, or else we have no time to do much together.
How do you effectively treat mosquito bites?	Dont touch them, nothing will help
What's your favorite unconventional pizza topping?	Pineapple. Deal with it.
You only have three ingredients to choose for the rest of your life, what do you choose?	Soy, chicken, black pepper
Where do you get energy to have a productive day?	Sleep
What’s something you think everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime?	Death
What is the most embarrassing encounter you have had with another person?	Maybe not the most embarrassing, but definitely popped in my mind after reading your question: Meeting with a super important client and my boss, probably 4 years ago. The client was from France and staying in my country temporarily with his whole family and his apparently almost aristocratic cat. At the meeting, during a casual intro, he mentioned that the cat got lost and he is worried if it would come back, because it's completely unknown environment for the poor animal. A sudden idea of "try to make him laugh" made me say: "This is so unfortunate. And you know, as he only meows in French, he can not ask any of the other cats for directions." He did not understand the sarcasm. My boss did not understand the sarcasm. I quickly said something about needing to bring some coffee and left.
What is on your bucket list?	donate all of my organs
What's a fact that sounds outrageous but is actually true?	that you've posted this before
What food you are not going to eat ever again?	Chitterlings. Not only do they taste bad, the taste seems almost impossible to get rid of.
What should you never do on a first date?	Talk about your ex.
What’s the most unexpected thing you have found?	I found a sock inside my bed sheets
What if when you die you wake up with a bong in your hands surrounded by aliens asking you how was it?	“ that was a Bad trip man” Then hit it again
What city or country do you most want to visit?	el dorado
Ladies, if you saw an only fans charge from your husband or boyfriend, would you leave them, why?	I'd ask why he's wasting money on paid stuff when it's free everywhere.
What yearly income do you consider "rich"?	At least 5x the median household income in the given geographical area.
[Serious] What’s your worst encounter with a racist?	I experienced some form of racism every now and then when i lived in Japan, but i guess i never really took it personally. Trying to think of an example that standa out but i an drawing a blank.. most of it came from me being in regions/areas where there wouldnt be tourists. I’m talking young adults, usually on the streets late at night in passing. But considering i was always double their size and had an idea what they were actually saying about me, I usually just laughed to myself. Cant say i ever felt threatened pr in danger.
People, what made you become an atheist from a religious person?	Lack of evidence for all religious claims, the hypocrisy of believers, reason and logic.
What is one little thing you can do on a regular basis that would noticeably make the world a better place?	Pick up trash instead of walk past it.
How do you get motivated when you wake up in the morning?	By going back to sleep.
Which youtube channel does 10/10 content, yet being extremely underrated?	One of my most recent discovered was tom scott. Admittedly his yt channel is rather popular but ill garuntee not everyones heard of him. Also atomic shrimp. He was definitely unknown when i subscribers to him although hes going a lot of traction over the years.they might not be everyones sort of content though. But theyre definitely mind
People who have tried ultra long haul flights (16+ hours), was it worth it or would a layover have been better?	If you can sleep on a plane stay on the plane unless the layover is a place you'd like to visit. You're most likely going to be jet lagged. If you can book yourself a red eye so you're tired when you get on the plane you might find it a lot easier
Pokemon fan, what's your thoughts on most Pokemon only saying their own names?	Theyre probably all special needs. Like timmy from south park
What is something people do on the internet frequently that you hate ?	Log in.
What was the event that triggered your biggest phobia?	I was placed on house arrest for 16 months. When I was finally able to go out in public again it became instantly, alarmingly, obvious that I can’t do big crowds anymore. Movie premieres, amusement parks, etc. big nope for me now. Shit I have to go to the grocery store at midnight just so I don’t have to force myself to be in a sea of people. My anxiety medication is through the roof these days.
What’s something you’ll never understand no matter how hard you try?	Women
In a perfect world, created according to your own desires, what would you be doing today?	Travelling the world only to visit monuments and museums, and to eat the best of foods.
What memories still make you cringe to this day?	I ran Into a big plate of invisible glass on a school trip once, horrible
People who have had to say “no” to sex, what was the excuse you gave and what was the actual reason?	She was hammered, I had a girlfriend. it's not that difficult.
What is something you thought your would love, but after you tried you realized you did not?	Adult life
Why or why don't you believe in horoscope?	I don’t believe in horoscopes bc they’re inconsistent and intentionally vague. I acknowledge a universal influence on my existence so can understand a belief in astrology but don’t necessarily subscribe deeply to it outside of memes
Whats a game you will always love?	Halo: CE
What’s something you’re famous for but don’t want to be known for?	Being clueless and late
What do boys says when they know they’re wrong but won’t admit it?	U can believe whatever u want-
What’s a movie so good, it’s bad?	Citizen kane, I think everyone pretends to like it
What makes you sometimes lose faith in humanity?	Everything now
Towards which foreign country do you feel more akin and why?	American here; I'm big on all Anglophone countries. We're all sons of Mother Britain.
What are some movies, series or TV-shows that many people like but you have no interest in watching them?	Any reality or talent competition shows.
Your feet no longer fall asleep at the toilet. What would be the TRUE economical impact of this?	I’ve literally never had that happen.
What’s the lowest point in your life and how did you get out of it?	Now. And I'm not sure how I'll get out of it. Stay tuned lol
What is the most unusual way you ended a conversation with someone?	Let out a massive fart and walked away
What is the music in 2:54 in mokey show:Halloween?	Wow, that's really annoying
What's the most overrated candy/pastry?	Oreos are making a land grab in the UK market which is a shame as the native biscuits/cookies are FAR superior… I always think they are unappealing and slightly bitter in taste.
Which is the best country in the world?	I vote for Norway
How different would have been Earth history if there was only a single ethnic human race living there?	No different really, race is just one of many ways we have divided ourselves. Religion is a big one, can be seen even today. Location, spoken language, culture.. humans have had many other reasons to fight without skin colour in the past.
What are some good places to eat near Times Square? Both fancy and casual?	Stardust cafe is awesome. Singing waiters/waitresses in a 1950 themed diner
Are Bezoz and Branson are contributing to the progression of the world's future or are they shameless egotistical self promoters who want their names to exist forever?	Can’t it be both?
What is something that screams, your are from _________(instert country)?	Crippling student, medical, and car debt - yet still has disposable income. Being poor in America is definitely not as bad as it could be.
What is the most infuriating thing people do with/using cars?	I know there are worse things but I really hate when someone turns into the wrong lane. Like... turn into the proper lane and then use your turn signal to get into the lane you want so you avoid a fucking accident. Not to mention that’s the fucking law. I see it all the time, tho. My pet peeve is people who don’t use turn signals.
You send a penis photo to your girlfriend and she sends a photo of a bigger one back, what do you do/how do you react?	Send her a photo of a bigger one
What's an interesting fact you know about a sport you follow?	The reason baseball road uniforms are grey is because way back when, laundry facilities weren't available to the traveling team so they made the uniforms grey to hide the dirt so the team could wear them again.
People Who used to be Homophobic What changed your Mind?	I fell in love and realized how awful it would be if someone said our love was wrong.
Which movie do you like which is universally panned?	Pootie Tang
What’s the most ridiculous reason you’ve ever been hospitalized?	I face planted into my carpet and ripped the skin on my nose off due to the friction.
What one action would have the best chance of reversing climate change?	Erasing 80% population
What’s something you said you’d never do but ended up doing it and genuinely enjoying it?	Watching anime
What’s your best kissing tip?	Put the balls in too
What is a snack that you think is underrated?	Not a snack but a drink, cherry coke
Why did we send unvaccinated athletes to the Olympic Games?	So someone’s nose can get the gold for running the fastest?
Who were you so excited to meet only to find out it's an asshole?	Jerrod Neiman, the country singer. He played in my state and when I met him he was bold enough to kiss the corner of my mouth. I was sixteen and thought it was the hottest thing. Now? Creepy. He was pretty egotistical too.
What word will you always hate to hear and why?	Not a word, but "no offense but-" makes me angry, everything after that is offensive
What instrumental (or mostly instrumental) soundtrack deserves to be on the ultimate movie/tv/video game soundtrack playlist?	Kraken Theme from Hans Zimmer
What is the meaning of life?	It ends! -Carlin
Right now, what are you grateful for?	Having the chance to be a successful person
What's your most/least favorite holiday and why?	July fourth. In my state it's just an excuse for people to be shitty and loud. Every year animals are going missing, people are dying in my state around that holiday- it's just a big inconsiderate mess.
Asking all doctors: have you ever dealt with a patient who thought they knew it all because they watched House M.D.? And if so, how does the practice differ from the show to reality?	In the show they always seem to deal with very rare diseases those that you may never encounter during your medical career.. It's not like that in real life
What do you classify as 'broke'?	Some people will have 200 in checking, 5000 in savings and say they’re broke. If I have zero in savings and four in checking, I’m broke
Those that drive slow in the fast lane (inside lane) on the highway and don’t move over for traffic, why?	Wait, what is the "inside lane" according to you?
Which place you have been to would you NEVER want to visit again?	Seattle. Homeless people everywhere. Raining all the time. Depressing place. I’ve been there three times for work. Yet to see a sunny day there.
What quote turns really bad if it is said by someone else?	Always follow your dreams-A.Hitler
People in a relationship: how often do you have sex?	Mate I'm saving myself for marriage, plus my girlfriend's vagina stanks.
What are some good (cheaper or free) alternatives to the online "Master Classes?"	Or just watch videos on whatever you want to learn on youtube :)
an Unemployed Genie asked if you want $1 Million but you cannot masturbate or have sex, What will you do?	Wait that’s right up my alley-
You come home and your wife or girlfriend is pregnant. You have a vasectomy. What do you do?	Hi-5 my penis for overcoming obstacles.
People who have had a tooth either pulled out or implanted, what does it feel like?	It feels like a tooth is being ripped out of your mouth.
What is something that screams you're Punjabi/Indian?	being super creepy to women on FB
If Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk got into a fight, who side you on?	I'm on the side that is urging them to use deadly weapons. I don't give a shit about either of them, but I'm totally down for some billionaire bloodsport.
What are you pop culture related sins?	I used to hate on girls for liking popular girl things like Backstreet Boys. Turns out I was projecting and love that stuff.
If you could go back 10 years and spend 10 seconds with yourself, what would you say?	Buy Bitcoin
What stereotype do you fit perfectly?	Black people love fried chicken. Because I love me some damn fried chicken.
What’s the least helpful thing someone has said to you?	Just go to a therapist If only it was that easy
What’s the best candy of all time?	Reese's. I generally don't like American candy. I think American chocolate is vomit tasting trash, but Reese's is the exception.
What job would be the worst to have a "take your kid to work day"?	Child sex trafficker
What is the craziest thing you have witnessed at a wake/funeral?	Pretty much every time my family goes to a funeral there's a fight.
Who is your favorite comedian?	Norm Macdonald
What type of person uses the phrase "chump change"?	Swells, mostly, or cads, when they are trying to get the gas jock to fill up their jalopys as they're heading out to pick up flappers at the speakeasy.
Which vacation destination isn’t worth its hype?	Paris
What food do you hate that everyone else loves?	Pork chops

What was the best way you say a "pick-me" person get slapped by reality?

when women hit 29

If you had a time machine that could only go one way (forward or backwards) which way would you go and why?

Id go back to the future

What’s the fastest way you went from calm to screaming?

Last time I rolled in his car

What are the most disturbing lyrics you've heard in a song?

A little piece of heaven

Who was the first person you punched and why?

john stamos

After the first bite, which way do you eat your apple?

So that my upper teeth go into the unbitten part of the apple

What was your 'Fake it 'til you make it' doing that worked?

Sorry for my english

What is something you envy about people living in another country?

Universal healthcare

What’s the biggest conspiracy / cover up you’ve ever heard of?

The FBI selling drugs to organized crime groups in the 1980s

How does a person being a bad speller or using poor grammar affect your opinion of their intelligence?

It comes across as them either being too dumb, or too lazy, neither of which helps.

People who met their bullies years later, what happened?

I used to get a lot of hassle from someone walking home, his house was on the way I walked home so I ended up finding out where he lived. its now 4-5 years later and I went to the park near his to take my dog for a walk and looked at his "car" its a complete shit box. I don't have the best car but I have a fairly new VW Golf that is my pride and joy. Just looking at his debagged Corsa with a replaced bumper and bonnet made me smile. &#x200B; I currently work as a web developer at one of the biggest estate agencies in my area, he's now a cleaner. &#x200B; \- Disclaimer : I know people don't like to spend a lot on cars ect but he seemed to be a massive car guy. \- Disclaimer 2 : i'm not flaming anyone's job just saying that the pay difference is quite huge for someone who always tried to be better.

People from the Uk what is the Best moments of The Queen??

When she photo bombed the Australian women's hockey team

When you really think about it, do you have a lot of friends or do you just know a lot people?

Mostly I know a lot of people because it takes time to make real friends, but I have good friends. Sometimes I am friends with people, but we don’t really know each other, or else we have no time to do much together.

How do you effectively treat mosquito bites?

Dont touch them, nothing will help

What's your favorite unconventional pizza topping?

Pineapple. Deal with it.

You only have three ingredients to choose for the rest of your life, what do you choose?

Soy, chicken, black pepper

Where do you get energy to have a productive day?

Sleep

What’s something you think everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime?

Death

What is the most embarrassing encounter you have had with another person?

Maybe not the most embarrassing, but definitely popped in my mind after reading your question: Meeting with a super important client and my boss, probably 4 years ago. The client was from France and staying in my country temporarily with his whole family and his apparently almost aristocratic cat. At the meeting, during a casual intro, he mentioned that the cat got lost and he is worried if it would come back, because it's completely unknown environment for the poor animal. A sudden idea of "try to make him laugh" made me say: "This is so unfortunate. And you know, as he only meows in French, he can not ask any of the other cats for directions." He did not understand the sarcasm. My boss did not understand the sarcasm. I quickly said something about needing to bring some coffee and left.

What is on your bucket list?

donate all of my organs

What's a fact that sounds outrageous but is actually true?

that you've posted this before

What food you are not going to eat ever again?

Chitterlings. Not only do they taste bad, the taste seems almost impossible to get rid of.

What should you never do on a first date?

Talk about your ex.

What’s the most unexpected thing you have found?

I found a sock inside my bed sheets

What if when you die you wake up with a bong in your hands surrounded by aliens asking you how was it?

“ that was a Bad trip man” Then hit it again

What city or country do you most want to visit?

el dorado

Ladies, if you saw an only fans charge from your husband or boyfriend, would you leave them, why?

I'd ask why he's wasting money on paid stuff when it's free everywhere.

What yearly income do you consider "rich"?

At least 5x the median household income in the given geographical area.

[Serious] What’s your worst encounter with a racist?

I experienced some form of racism every now and then when i lived in Japan, but i guess i never really took it personally. Trying to think of an example that standa out but i an drawing a blank.. most of it came from me being in regions/areas where there wouldnt be tourists. I’m talking young adults, usually on the streets late at night in passing. But considering i was always double their size and had an idea what they were actually saying about me, I usually just laughed to myself. Cant say i ever felt threatened pr in danger.

People, what made you become an atheist from a religious person?

Lack of evidence for all religious claims, the hypocrisy of believers, reason and logic.

What is one little thing you can do on a regular basis that would noticeably make the world a better place?

Pick up trash instead of walk past it.

How do you get motivated when you wake up in the morning?

By going back to sleep.

Which youtube channel does 10/10 content, yet being extremely underrated?

One of my most recent discovered was tom scott. Admittedly his yt channel is rather popular but ill garuntee not everyones heard of him. Also atomic shrimp. He was definitely unknown when i subscribers to him although hes going a lot of traction over the years.they might not be everyones sort of content though. But theyre definitely mind

People who have tried ultra long haul flights (16+ hours), was it worth it or would a layover have been better?

If you can sleep on a plane stay on the plane unless the layover is a place you'd like to visit. You're most likely going to be jet lagged. If you can book yourself a red eye so you're tired when you get on the plane you might find it a lot easier

Pokemon fan, what's your thoughts on most Pokemon only saying their own names?

Theyre probably all special needs. Like timmy from south park

What is something people do on the internet frequently that you hate ?

Log in.

What was the event that triggered your biggest phobia?

I was placed on house arrest for 16 months. When I was finally able to go out in public again it became instantly, alarmingly, obvious that I can’t do big crowds anymore. Movie premieres, amusement parks, etc. big nope for me now. Shit I have to go to the grocery store at midnight just so I don’t have to force myself to be in a sea of people. My anxiety medication is through the roof these days.

What’s something you’ll never understand no matter how hard you try?

Women

In a perfect world, created according to your own desires, what would you be doing today?

Travelling the world only to visit monuments and museums, and to eat the best of foods.

What memories still make you cringe to this day?

I ran Into a big plate of invisible glass on a school trip once, horrible

People who have had to say “no” to sex, what was the excuse you gave and what was the actual reason?

She was hammered, I had a girlfriend. it's not that difficult.

What is something you thought your would love, but after you tried you realized you did not?

Adult life

Why or why don't you believe in horoscope?

I don’t believe in horoscopes bc they’re inconsistent and intentionally vague. I acknowledge a universal influence on my existence so can understand a belief in astrology but don’t necessarily subscribe deeply to it outside of memes

Whats a game you will always love?

Halo: CE

What’s something you’re famous for but don’t want to be known for?

Being clueless and late

What do boys says when they know they’re wrong but won’t admit it?

U can believe whatever u want-

What’s a movie so good, it’s bad?

Citizen kane, I think everyone pretends to like it

What makes you sometimes lose faith in humanity?

Everything now

Towards which foreign country do you feel more akin and why?

American here; I'm big on all Anglophone countries. We're all sons of Mother Britain.

What are some movies, series or TV-shows that many people like but you have no interest in watching them?

Any reality or talent competition shows.

Your feet no longer fall asleep at the toilet. What would be the TRUE economical impact of this?

I’ve literally never had that happen.

What’s the lowest point in your life and how did you get out of it?

Now. And I'm not sure how I'll get out of it. Stay tuned lol

What is the most unusual way you ended a conversation with someone?

Let out a massive fart and walked away

What is the music in 2:54 in mokey show:Halloween?

Wow, that's really annoying

What's the most overrated candy/pastry?

Oreos are making a land grab in the UK market which is a shame as the native biscuits/cookies are FAR superior… I always think they are unappealing and slightly bitter in taste.

Which is the best country in the world?

I vote for Norway

How different would have been Earth history if there was only a single ethnic human race living there?

No different really, race is just one of many ways we have divided ourselves. Religion is a big one, can be seen even today. Location, spoken language, culture.. humans have had many other reasons to fight without skin colour in the past.

What are some good places to eat near Times Square? Both fancy and casual?

Stardust cafe is awesome. Singing waiters/waitresses in a 1950 themed diner

Are Bezoz and Branson are contributing to the progression of the world's future or are they shameless egotistical self promoters who want their names to exist forever?

Can’t it be both?

What is something that screams, your are from _________(instert country)?

Crippling student, medical, and car debt - yet still has disposable income. Being poor in America is definitely not as bad as it could be.

What is the most infuriating thing people do with/using cars?

I know there are worse things but I really hate when someone turns into the wrong lane. Like... turn into the proper lane and then use your turn signal to get into the lane you want so you avoid a fucking accident. Not to mention that’s the fucking law. I see it all the time, tho. My pet peeve is people who don’t use turn signals.

You send a penis photo to your girlfriend and she sends a photo of a bigger one back, what do you do/how do you react?

Send her a photo of a bigger one

What's an interesting fact you know about a sport you follow?

The reason baseball road uniforms are grey is because way back when, laundry facilities weren't available to the traveling team so they made the uniforms grey to hide the dirt so the team could wear them again.

People Who used to be Homophobic What changed your Mind?

I fell in love and realized how awful it would be if someone said our love was wrong.

Which movie do you like which is universally panned?

Pootie Tang

What’s the most ridiculous reason you’ve ever been hospitalized?

I face planted into my carpet and ripped the skin on my nose off due to the friction.

What one action would have the best chance of reversing climate change?

Erasing 80% population

What’s something you said you’d never do but ended up doing it and genuinely enjoying it?

Watching anime

What’s your best kissing tip?

Put the balls in too

What is a snack that you think is underrated?

Not a snack but a drink, cherry coke

Why did we send unvaccinated athletes to the Olympic Games?

So someone’s nose can get the gold for running the fastest?

Who were you so excited to meet only to find out it's an asshole?

Jerrod Neiman, the country singer. He played in my state and when I met him he was bold enough to kiss the corner of my mouth. I was sixteen and thought it was the hottest thing. Now? Creepy. He was pretty egotistical too.

What word will you always hate to hear and why?

Not a word, but "no offense but-" makes me angry, everything after that is offensive

What instrumental (or mostly instrumental) soundtrack deserves to be on the ultimate movie/tv/video game soundtrack playlist?

Kraken Theme from Hans Zimmer

What is the meaning of life?

It ends! -Carlin

Right now, what are you grateful for?

Having the chance to be a successful person

What's your most/least favorite holiday and why?

July fourth. In my state it's just an excuse for people to be shitty and loud. Every year animals are going missing, people are dying in my state around that holiday- it's just a big inconsiderate mess.

Asking all doctors: have you ever dealt with a patient who thought they knew it all because they watched House M.D.? And if so, how does the practice differ from the show to reality?

In the show they always seem to deal with very rare diseases those that you may never encounter during your medical career.. It's not like that in real life

What do you classify as 'broke'?

Some people will have 200 in checking, 5000 in savings and say they’re broke. If I have zero in savings and four in checking, I’m broke

Those that drive slow in the fast lane (inside lane) on the highway and don’t move over for traffic, why?

Wait, what is the "inside lane" according to you?

Which place you have been to would you NEVER want to visit again?

Seattle. Homeless people everywhere. Raining all the time. Depressing place. I’ve been there three times for work. Yet to see a sunny day there.

What quote turns really bad if it is said by someone else?

Always follow your dreams-A.Hitler

People in a relationship: how often do you have sex?

Mate I'm saving myself for marriage, plus my girlfriend's vagina stanks.

What are some good (cheaper or free) alternatives to the online "Master Classes?"

Or just watch videos on whatever you want to learn on youtube :)

an Unemployed Genie asked if you want $1 Million but you cannot masturbate or have sex, What will you do?

Wait that’s right up my alley-

You come home and your wife or girlfriend is pregnant. You have a vasectomy. What do you do?

Hi-5 my penis for overcoming obstacles.

People who have had a tooth either pulled out or implanted, what does it feel like?

It feels like a tooth is being ripped out of your mouth.

What is something that screams you're Punjabi/Indian?

being super creepy to women on FB

If Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk got into a fight, who side you on?

I'm on the side that is urging them to use deadly weapons. I don't give a shit about either of them, but I'm totally down for some billionaire bloodsport.

What are you pop culture related sins?

I used to hate on girls for liking popular girl things like Backstreet Boys. Turns out I was projecting and love that stuff.

If you could go back 10 years and spend 10 seconds with yourself, what would you say?

Buy Bitcoin

What stereotype do you fit perfectly?

Black people love fried chicken. Because I love me some damn fried chicken.

What’s the least helpful thing someone has said to you?

Just go to a therapist If only it was that easy

What’s the best candy of all time?

Reese's. I generally don't like American candy. I think American chocolate is vomit tasting trash, but Reese's is the exception.

What job would be the worst to have a "take your kid to work day"?

Child sex trafficker

What is the craziest thing you have witnessed at a wake/funeral?

Pretty much every time my family goes to a funeral there's a fight.

Who is your favorite comedian?

Norm Macdonald

What type of person uses the phrase "chump change"?

Swells, mostly, or cads, when they are trying to get the gas jock to fill up their jalopys as they're heading out to pick up flappers at the speakeasy.

Which vacation destination isn’t worth its hype?

Paris

What food do you hate that everyone else loves?

Pork chops